Shit when I was in middle school we had to be in school before 7 and in class by 7:05 and when I was in high school we had to be there by 8 and in class by 8:10
911 what’s your emergency yes some dude is stealing my toilet paper 😂lol Edit:thx for one like wait nope that was just my like and I get 25 likes I will run down the street shouting I suck!
1.A 2.Don't use alarms 3.Ehh doesn't matter 4.B 5.A 6.B 8.I HATE PIZZA (I know weird...) 9.I don't care I pick a random character Did you notice I didn't put a 7?
CHRISTMAS *you know how this goes* 1. SANTA 2. Elf 3. Rudolph ( or other reindeer) 4. Gift (because you're a gift from heaven) :) 5. Gingerbread 6. Christmas Tree 7. Snowman (or Snowwoman) 8. Ornament 9. Snowflake 0. An Angel :) *comment what you got*
the toilet paper one is actually second one because 1 it was patented that way, 2 no germs rubbing from the wall, 3if you have a metal cover for it, it could cut it
1:One spot or drizzle 2:1 Alarm clock or 5 Alarm clocks 3:Top or bottom 4:Together or Apart 5:Rees-IS or Rees-Ees 6:Coke or Pepsi 7:Eat the crust or Leave the crust 8:Toad or Not toad
1: Side Ketchup 2: 100 alarms 3: TP over 4: Separate Pieces 5:Neither(Reeses) 6:Neither(I don’t like the fizzy feeling) 7:Don’t eat crust 8:Neither(I’m not a fan of Mario)
Types of comments here 1% Says hello then gets a thousand likes 10% Talking about favorite drinks and food 5% Talking about what type of people they are 1% Talking about types of comments 10% Talking about getting hugry while watching 23% Talking about how they speak names of food 10% Talking about how they love this channel 20% People ranking 1st comment to last 5% Talk about how they put ketchup 5% Ketchup vs Barbeque sauce vs Mustard
1: I eat fries and ketchup on a side 2:I have million alarm clocks set 3:I have toilet paper over 4: I eat bagles apart 5: I say RESSES! 6:I luvv coke!! 7: I eat pizza crust 2!its the best part!!! 8:TOAAD!!!❤❤❤
1.) I keep my ketchup in the corner to dip my fries in. 2.) I only have 1 alarm per event, but yeah. I sleep in way too often. 3.)Toliet paper should always unravel on the bottom. 4.) U DON'T EAT BAGELS LIKE A SANDWICH. YOU SPREAD IT ON. 5.) rees-ees 6.) Coke 7.) Ya supposed to eat da crust man! Just eat it after you're done w/ the main part of the pizza! 8.) IDC
Siri makes me laugh too: Matt: There are two types of people in this world black and white!🙂 Siri: You’re not even black, you look like a ninja turtle🐢 Matt: What? Hey! At least I’m doing something with my time! What are you doing?🤬 Siri: You mama!😈 Matt:😱
:A man goes to a restaurant. He is seated and his waitress comes to get his order: Waitress: what can I get you to drink? Man: can I get a Coke? Waitress: is Pepsi ok? :He is slightly annoyed cuz he wanted Coke, but he says yes anyways: :He orders his food, and asks for the bill. It comes to $45.99: Waitress: that'll be $45.99, sir. Man: is Monopoly money ok?
No no! It's :A man goes to a restaurant and the waitress comes to take his order Waitress:What would u like sir? Man:Coke please Waitress:Is Pepsi ok? Man:IS monopoly money OK?
2018: throws toilet paper "ok"
2020: throws toilet paper whAt are yoooooouuuuuuuuUUUUUU DOING
Ikr, I was NOOOOOOOOOOO THE TOILET PAPER! YOUR GONNA REGRET RIPPING THAT BOII
That was 2018, if that was past August in 2019 then it would have been a little bit worse
@@modernmiderntown3241 boy it's 2020 so if you dont get that outta here
Matt: What are _you_ doing?
Siri: *YoUr* *mAmA*
Me: LOL
Gacha Life is da best
Lol cutie lol
@@pigeon7196 not no more
@@pigeon7196welcome to 2024
“7:35 AM dang that’s early”
While me in middle school having to wake up at 5 AM
TRUE
Me 6
Captain Deadpool I wake up at 7:10 and I’m in MS
Both
Shit when I was in middle school we had to be in school before 7 and in class by 7:05 and when I was in high school we had to be there by 8 and in class by 8:10
0:55 finally someone who agrees that ketchup shouldn’t go in one spot
Yes yes YeS YES YESSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂
No, no no no no no no no no no
It’s more easier to just dip the fries in to the one spot
And even easier, just lick the ketchup
DAMN SIRI 😂😎
Siri meh gurl
Conn Toons following me
0:01 I’m offended, I’m mixed 😂
hashtagcoolkidz Bitch shut the he'll up
Hell
hashtagcoolkidz me too
Same.. But I look white so people think I'm lying ;-;
you know it was a joke idiot
911 what’s your emergency yes some dude is stealing my toilet paper 😂lol
Edit:thx for one like wait nope that was just my like and I get 25 likes I will run down the street shouting I suck!
Promise?
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Ioopouoioooo,.
Your tidos are the best
I LOVE your tidos. Are the best
NUH DONT DO THAT 25 likes or not it's not true.
i remember understanding none of the dirty jokes back when i watched him at 11 years old. 16 year old me gets all of them now…
Pov: your 11 and understand them all ( me 😅 )
@@Juggalo4life906I was 9 and I understood
I’m 14 now
Me
I understood them when I was 9😭
YOU WHACHED THIS WHEN YOUR 11
"Can I have a Coke?"
"Is Pepsi okay?"
"Is Monopoly money okay?"
Nice one
Pepsi is better than coke tho
@@isaknordlund7627 nah cap
🧃
🐱🦁🐯🐅🐆
Side ketchup
If not on Side then don’t want it
SAVAGE SIRI
Why is Siri so Savage right now LOL
I love the part where Siri said you look like a ninja turtle 😂😂😂😂
1.A
2.Don't use alarms
3.Ehh doesn't matter
4.B
5.A
6.B
8.I HATE PIZZA (I know weird...)
9.I don't care I pick a random character
Did you notice I didn't put a 7?
Ava Slimes Lol no I didn’t notice😂😂👍
Ava Slimes yes
2017:nah
2018:close
2019:YES
1999:WHAT
I don't get it... pls explain 😅
@@kpop_multifandom_trash2664 agreed
Lol 🤗 hi
what
1000 wait what?????????????????
“I like coke,I sounded like a drug addict Well not anymore once dangmattsmith said5:44
The one is all the same don’t lie
I love coke a cola
XD
No he said I like crack lol
7:35 “TOAD IS TOO SMALL, HE GETS KNOCKED AROUND EASILY”
CHRISTMAS
*you know how this goes*
1. SANTA
2. Elf
3. Rudolph ( or other reindeer)
4. Gift (because you're a gift from heaven) :)
5. Gingerbread
6. Christmas Tree
7. Snowman (or Snowwoman)
8. Ornament
9. Snowflake
0. An Angel :)
*comment what you got*
I'M SANTA
Brandy C I got 6.)Christmas tree
Im the snowman
I'm gingerbread🍞and Christmas tree🎄
Brandy C snowman
Happy new year 🎆
Thanks
Artist Liv thc
Thx
Coke
Thanks you to
Matt: "7:35AM dang thats early"
My alarm: "4:30AM"
Yup
your alarm 4:30 me 2:00
me 1am
Me:12:45 am
@@ASEVEN77644 I get to sleep at that time
Me:8:23 am lolll
THEY SHALL NOT EAT A BAGEL LIKE AN BURGER LOL
I love his line "Get That Outta Here!"
why do you hate her dude
@Janice Magee why do you hate her?
Same I love it
@Deborah Stevens hi
@Janice Magee why?
I put ketchup on my ketchup😂😂
Brittney reener Fan account n
Brittney reener Fan account WTF
Dr pepper
Brittney reener Fan account meto
Brittney reener Fan account is that even possible
My favorite drink is......
Water from the brand Arrowhead :3
How dare you water is so gross
@@kennethomg2511 Excuse you?
HOW DO YOU THINK WATER IS GROSS?!
@@kennethomg2511 dude,Every juice is literally flavoured water-
@kenneth OMG can you shut up jeez man duh 😡😡😡😡
Lol when he said I'll tell them your adopted it's funny
Do you put ketchup on your fries or on the side?
Like: Side
On the fries: Reply
Both
Jon Cena I like my fries with the ketchup on the table
I do both
Yummmmmmm on the food
On everiting
Top 3 of my favorite drinks
3. Soda
2. Tea
1. Water
Top
I'm with you man
Soda tea coffee water
the toilet paper one is actually second one because 1 it was patented that way, 2 no germs rubbing from the wall, 3if you have a metal cover for it, it could cut it
#Pizza crust
1:One spot or drizzle
2:1 Alarm clock or 5 Alarm clocks
3:Top or bottom
4:Together or Apart
5:Rees-IS or Rees-Ees
6:Coke or Pepsi
7:Eat the crust or Leave the crust
8:Toad or Not toad
1. Neither
2. One alarm
3.Over
4. Bagels apart
5. Ree’is
6. Coca Cola
7. Eat the crust
8. Toad
That was so rude of you
“I put ketchup on ketchup”
Dangmattsmith the legendary ketchup warrior
👍🏻 if you want dangmattsmith to do KETCHUP vs SAUSE
When i read this he said that
Ernesto Benitez #ketchup
wHat tHe FuCk
....
1. Left
2. Left
3. Left
4. Right
5. Left
6. Right
7, both
8. Left
iloveyorrs qanol and i suskid frim timothy lashko
Míramelo
Right
lol what are these replies. Oh its becuz i am a noob
HOW DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH
1: Side Ketchup
2: 100 alarms
3: TP over
4: Separate Pieces
5:Neither(Reeses)
6:Neither(I don’t like the fizzy feeling)
7:Don’t eat crust
8:Neither(I’m not a fan of Mario)
1:52 I’m the person who has no alarms
Edit: let’s like my own comment
Melody Plays
ame
yeeeeeeee my lil brother is my alarm tho... ;-;
Cool aid jammers is my favorite 🍷 drinks 🍹
Me too I don't set alarms
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: watching at night when not supposed to
Edit:thx for the likes I appreciate you guys
First like
Dinosaur boy Plays 2nd like also don’t do that you will get caught and maybe fall asleep in class if you are a kid if you a grown up you can do dat
Im the same
Literally what I am doing😂🤣
1 side ketchup
2 only one alarm
3 toilet paper over
4 neither ( I never had a bagel)
5 Rees-is
6 Coca Cola
7 one with can and bottles
8 toad
Shannon Turners Adventure 1.cause some of the ketchup ain’t on the fries
I agree
You are missing out baggils are a slice of hevan
acid ender wait why are you commenting at 5 am🤨
Ummmm I stayed up
KETCHUP on the side on the side on the side on the side on the side KETCHUP 😂😂😂
Types of comments here
1% Says hello then gets a thousand likes
10% Talking about favorite drinks and food
5% Talking about what type of people they are
1% Talking about types of comments
10% Talking about getting hugry while watching
23% Talking about how they speak names of food
10% Talking about how they love this channel
20% People ranking 1st comment to last
5% Talk about how they put ketchup
5% Ketchup vs Barbeque sauce vs Mustard
Nice work :D
Your forgetting when they agree about everything with the youtuber in a long ass comment
But thats only 90%....
iPink Era lol
Wow
Siri, roasting people since 2017
A Vary Blue Ghost **cough** **cough** 2015
I like how Siri was like your mom it’s funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
KETCHUP ON THE SIDE!!!
Queen Cute 333 same #teamsidefri lol
Yes on the side the other is to messy
Heavenly Simmons yea lol
Me too
Queen Cute 333 no, just... No
3:56 Whoever’s doing this……………. YOU MONSTER
1:00 I have a shirt that says "I put ketchup on my ketchup"
What
Nice
1:03
1:00
“I put ketchup on my ketchup” me hearing it:LMAO
LMAO-
@@airysrightbrokeneye LMAO-
Hmmmmmmmmmm
What dose lamo means
𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕕𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕝𝕞𝕒𝕠 𝕞𝕖𝕒𝕟?
7:35 am, dang that’s early
Me: I wake up at 5:50 am
I feel so sorry for u
I get up at 4
I usually stay up playing Fortnite and then sleep till noon. ☺ 🕹
I get up at 9:30
I usually get up at 5:50 too
Ketchup on the top is the best
Matt: I put my ketchup on my ketchup
Me: dying after watching the spoiled girls 😂😂
i don't get it...
me too
I get it
@@diegojost3351 me three
@@Unikitty_124 meh 4
5:24 when a child is drunk be like.
no
No child in this world will be drunk
no
ho
no
Sprite
gotta comment to my comment
plz
JUST DO IT
(lol memes)
Your welcome
Laura Day for wut
I feel like mountain dew and dr. pepper carry the entire Pepsi company
I put ketchup on my ketchup too I LOVE KETCHUP
I put ketchup on my pizza!Thats the way I like ketchup!
Oww...I say pizza...MY MOUTH IS WATERING!
Silver Etzweiler same
Silver Etzweiler lol me too
At the side catch up and chips
😂😂😂😂😂
4:06
I will still there toilet paper
Wanna play roblox
A free robux code is c53-f93-1ti-s45-291
That's for 30 dollars
For 200 dollars it's 354-2gi-34b-as2-673
Ma name is matt but i like toilet paper😅😅😂😂😂
1: I eat fries and ketchup on a side
2:I have million alarm clocks set
3:I have toilet paper over
4: I eat bagles apart
5: I say RESSES!
6:I luvv coke!!
7: I eat pizza crust 2!its the best part!!!
8:TOAAD!!!❤❤❤
IIkawaiiunicornII dounut YOSHI
IIkawaiiunicornII dounut me to
I eat bagels together and i spread the ketchup
You idiot
Reesis
3:03 where the Frick did he pull out that toilet paper from?😂✨MaGiC✨😭😂
I saw food in the thumbnail and I clicked 😂😂
Renita Edward
Renita Edward same XD
Renita Edward sammmmmmeeeeee
They were French fries
@@wolfiethetimberwolf1363 that is so old
Well I have to wake at 5:30 am so that time is nothing
so do I
+Yuno Hashimoto are you on WhatsApp
Brittney reener Fan account ikr same!
Same
Brittney reener Fan account omg you too???
Matt: “yeah coke.”
*bang energy has left the chat*
Hahahahaha
Hahahagahsbdgggguh
No
Yup coke i love
Pepsi🤮
While I was watching 1:38 i don’t have an alarm clock 💀
Ur 6 years late to the party
F
Matt: throws toilet paper
Corona: oh u just wait
3 years later
Matt: WHERES THE TP AT
Yea
Bro lol 😝
Ohhhhh I don't use toilet paper
The TP got infected
O thx for the likes
At 4:10 My question is, "when did you get a toilet paper?" 😅😅
Tundr Bolt ho stole it like he said 😂🤣
@@mario-ti6dk OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
gg
Matt: screw 7:35 am
Me: if you think that’s early then wait until you become me with 6:30 am’s
I wake up at 6:10 boi
School!!!!!!!!!
@@isoemenjivar2217 yup...it sucks:(
I wake up at five
Waking up at 5 be like:
“7:35 am dang that’s early”
My alarm set for 4:am bc I get ready at 6:👁👄👁
1 side
2 1 alarm
3 under
4 bagel apart
5 Rees-is
6 Pepsi
7 eat the crust
8 toad
...
Kay
"what are u doing" your mama xD
E Master lol
it means banging em
Not funny
Lol
Dangmattsmith: family friendly content
Also him: Siri, what are you doing
Siri: your mom
Google “If you have an addiction to ketchup, you’ll diabetes.”
Smith: “I put ketchup on my ketchup!”
I even put ketchup on my ketchup! Mm hmm...
Thanks for the likes! 🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫🥫
same its soooooo good
Same
boi i wish i could eat ketchep
OneOfAkindJellyfish 8 wtf
Im horny
I love when siri roasted matt🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Me too it’s hilarious when when she said yo mama that was the hilarious part
Hehe that was Savage
@@Erickag8 are you Michael Jackson??
It got me Siri say you mom mom
Rude...but...uuuu...i...mean...I con adment
I subscribed and turned the notifications on and liked this video
Honestly my bestie says Reese as rees-ees like lol 😂
First part is 😂😅😂
Matrix Remix yeah
man u got roasted by siri
nemesis gamer prime he did
Ikr dang lol
Lol you got rosters my sir
Hahahahahaha lol hahahahahaha haa
He did that himself just go to Google Translate type in something and press the sound 🔊 symbol
#Coca-Cola
BOIIIII THAT'S MY FAVORITE!!!
Midnight moon your a saint follower!!!!
Rivalmdog you wish
0:03 no I am 3 I don’t put ketchup on my food
I would rather have ketchup on the side
Who wouldn't?
Hi 😊
Me 2
Me too
Me2
1.) I keep my ketchup in the corner to dip my fries in.
2.) I only have 1 alarm per event, but yeah. I sleep in way too often.
3.)Toliet paper should always unravel on the bottom.
4.) U DON'T EAT BAGELS LIKE A SANDWICH. YOU SPREAD IT ON.
5.) rees-ees
6.) Coke
7.) Ya supposed to eat da crust man! Just eat it after you're done w/ the main part of the pizza!
8.) IDC
FoxWolf 273 im pesi lol
FoxWolf 273 same but i like pepsi not coke
FoxWolf 273 he rejected you son of a bi**ch
FoxWolf 273 hi
FoxWolf 273
Lll
"I put my ketchup on my ketchup"
*He's to dangerous to keep alive*
Also put ketchup on tomatoes.
"I put ketchup on my ketchup"
The C.I.A. wants to know your location
@@yeahimomaha No not C.I.A. The SCP needs to know..
Kept*
P
It tastes better knowing that you dipped it instead of being lazy and just putting it on
Also there’s no flavor difference between Coke and Pepsi
True
No One:
''I hate when the ketchup bottle is emety it sounds like this.''
Song: SRRRRRRR- BOP BOP BOP
I stay up till 4 5 or 3 am and I wake up at 7 8 or 10 maybe 6
NO lolhahahahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaahhaahhaahahhahaha
@@clevercart7939 I wakes up in 6 pm
Lol
What a amazing comment you have sparkles
That roast from Siri made me laugh 😂
Siri makes me laugh too:
Matt: There are two types of people in this world black and white!🙂
Siri: You’re not even black, you look like a ninja turtle🐢
Matt: What? Hey! At least I’m doing something with my time! What are you doing?🤬
Siri: You mama!😈
Matt:😱
This is funny
Me too
No I will wreck you in mariocart
Yah
You: am i not normal?
Me:heheheee no..
You special potatoe
I read that as that part came on xD
I picked the ketchup on the French fries so dangmattsmith you are not alone❤😂
If Matt is not normal that means he is special
Spider Man s
Spider Man what is normal anyway?? :T
Ikr
MayMay Zing ikr
ED
My favorite drink is.........wanna sprite cranbary
I love Pepsi and Coca-Cola
Wanna sprite original :)
HELL YEA WE BROS ( BECAUSE OF MEMES )
Lol
Yes all the cool kids are doing it
Lol a phone roasted you
I love seeing comments that were not posted along time ago☺
0:50 are you absolutely SURE im going to make my hands messy? LIKE LEFT IS BETTER SO I HAVE CRUNCHY FRIES
When siri roasted him😂
perfectuzi bae IKR
Foreal
Perfectuzi Bae getaways
Perfectuzi Bae I
its an app
Matt: At least I’m doing something with my time what are you doing
Siri: Your mama
Me: OMFG 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
Ervfggfe
Burn 😏
Hehe
😜
ya mama
I have to wake up at 7:35 😂
Same
Have to wake up at 7:00
GumGirl i have to wake up at 6 in the morning everyday for school
GumGirl lucky I have to wake up at 6:00AM
GumGirl 6:30
5:31
This was the first video I watched by him, man time flys
yes it does
He's So FUNNY
Yes because he’s the best
This is the 1000 time watching him
Same
:A man goes to a restaurant. He is seated and his waitress comes to get his order:
Waitress: what can I get you to drink?
Man: can I get a Coke?
Waitress: is Pepsi ok?
:He is slightly annoyed cuz he wanted Coke, but he says yes anyways:
:He orders his food, and asks for the bill. It comes to $45.99:
Waitress: that'll be $45.99, sir.
Man: is Monopoly money ok?
No no! It's
:A man goes to a restaurant and the waitress comes to take his order
Waitress:What would u like sir?
Man:Coke please
Waitress:Is Pepsi ok?
Man:IS monopoly money OK?
Guys NO NO NO ITS LIKE DIS:
Man orders food online.
HA NUBS JUST EAT FOR DA WIN
Lol
LAMO
Roses Are Red
Ketchup Is Too,
Yay! I Got A Like!!
Wait...Why Is It Blue?.....
OKEH IS NOT ORIGINAL BUT IDFC
I do wut I wanna
I feel sorry so I’ll like it
Old comment yawn ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°)
Potato III love that rhyme
爪乇爪乇丂丨丂卄 卂丂卄 I never said it wasn’t and I never asked for your opinion ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
copycat
Emotional damage 😂😂😂😂
Matt I actually enjoy this video 😌😌
Brittney reener Fan account sometimes sause
Sage Banga ok
What about other vids
thats true what about other videos ???????????
Sprite
There are two types of people in this world...
Pepsi or coke???????
Coke is life I'm not an addict
Same coke
Coke
Coca-Cola is da best
Uamacid
Side ketchup is the best because you can control how much you put on your fries or anything
Please many likes
Yea
Quinton Boyd true
Exactly
Quinton Boyd r66d9xbth tu r9
I put ketchup on my ketchup! 😂
Actually the rooster crows at 4am...
Depending on the rooster.
It does
Aakbhf
I absolutely LOVE the crust, but I like the nice part everyone eats
The crust is the best part
@@evansinspace5805 fax
Omg Siri just roasted you in your own house! 😂 0:00 Edit: Thanks for 22 likes!
Jake The Roblox Gamer 0:01
galacticunikitty sprinkles 0:04
Pepsi watching this be like ☠️☠️☠️😢😢😢