@@phunk8607 I supervise eight people. If I can’t trust them enough to be honest about why they’re late, I probably can’t trust them enough to work for me at all.
For everyone information, Glasgow Scotland has a Subway, it was designed by drunks for drunks. It is a complete circle, with 2 lines, inner and outer, every train stops at every station, and trains are 10 minutes max. 3 ticket options, single, return, all day. Simple.
@@Madwonk yeah, DC's subway system does eerily resemble a miniature version of a Moscow one, even the half circle that we had until we turned it into another loop couple of years ago.
@@danieljohnson2005 She's another person from out of state and has family money and thought she was a New Yorker the minute she arrived in her over-priced apartment hoping to live like Friends or Sex And The City or Girls and found out its just a big mall for rich kids.
@@isaaczaiek487Nah. One of our favorite pastimes is complaining and we’re very passionate about it. If she were a nepo baby transplant, she’d have just Uber’d home to Greenpoint immediately.
Either AC is broken in the summer (you will bake alive) and/or there's a homeless dude that is particularly smelly and/or crazy and/or there is some kind of biohazard. Now, for the latter two, it generally has to be very bad. Once I rode in a car that had a screaming person in it and people just shuffled away to one side and left the person to scream at demons on the other side. So empty car... yeah no you wanna take a good hard look at it and consider if you are definitely sure.
I been to London and NY this year and can confirm, NY subway is so much easier to understand than London. There is not much to understand, take your Google Maps and your done.
@@Phillippp yes well, when I was there in 2017 I had no google maps as data roaming on a phone was so expensive - and had to work it out for myself - we don't all have the luxury of the internet to help us do we? Try and use some empathy for once. Cheers.
@@HoV326 Yeah, it beats not having one for sure, but lots of cities have subways that offers a better experience for various reasons. That said, last time I was in NYC, same year as 9/11 I actually had a pretty good experience going to the WTC from New Jersey. I get that it's technically a totally different subway system, but yeah, I enjoyed that ride. I preferred walking *within* NYC though...
First, you see the boombox, and then they make the announcement, "It's showtime." I'm dreading it because I'm sitting in the middle of the car, hoping they don't hit me while doing their flips! 😢
@@lykou1821 they probably didn't want to risk getting lost again lol what if they took the subway back and ended up all the way in queens 😭 I can see how the subway maps would be hard to understand sometimes especially if you're a tourist without a phone
That was the 90s. The don't do heroine like that no more. The crack bottles are gone too even though it's still very popular. Meth, fent, and weed are the modern drugs of choice.
@@slaythedragonstrackclub The corner of 7th and Christopher, not only did I take a picture of one but I also accidentally captured an additional one in the same photo after closer inspection plus a big rat that had a bald spot on his side from a previous injury 😆
I lived in London for awhile, and the tube was constantly down every other week with strikes. It would constrict the city and make getting around near impossible in those days and it would happen quite a lot, it was a nightmare. The national rail is also extremely expensive, i knew people from the UK who flew to Spain instead of real within the Uk because it was cheaper to fly to Spain than it was to train inside the UK
As a New Yorker, who has been to London, I was floored how much better down the underground ground is and yet I still see some of your Londoners compliant about the tube.😂
@@abcdefg-oj5wnit is very different. There are too many lines too many delays too many things down etc. I have been in NY many times and I understand it very well but it’s just not a good system compared to the Tube or the T in Boston or the metro in DC
@@campbellkenney4395Too many lines is such a non issue tourist talk about but that’s really up for the local. Where I live in Brooklyn I’m between 3 station equally far away from all 3. If I go deeper into my zip it’s a train drought. In my opinion there’s actually not enough routes
Yup! So true! Born and raised in New York myself, the MTA public transportation system sucks! All the stuff pointed out in the short, plus the increase in violent crimes for the past few years (and counting!) so far 😓 It’s why I only take the bus, even the express bus despite how much more it costs. The buses and subways are a necessity, which is why many of us still use them despite how bad it is. It’s a shame 😞 I do admit, the digital signs and automated announcements do make it a little bit better since they were put up in the 2000’s. No one ever liked hearing the loud and fast muffled voices of the conductors, but it might still happen if you go on one of the older trains of the 20th century. Thankfully, I don’t have to use public transportation as much as I used to.
Freedom baby! In 'Murica it is either live free to drive everywhere you go....or death! Cheap, efficient, clean with comprehensive public transit is for bad, bad commies you hear me?
All of part of NYC’s charm. I have the means to travel anywhere in the world but always go to NYC every chance I get. There’s just something special about the place.
Surprised she didn’t mention the subway system in Russia especially in Moscow and Saint Petersburg. One of the best and most modern systems along with the fact that it looks like a museum when you walk in!
Well, they had to put SOMETHING there to match the list format. They used a higher-order category like the rest of the lines. It was the logical move 🤦♀️
I live in Boston and I'm fleeing to NYC because the MBTA is 100% useless, not 24 hours and late 100% of the time. In my opinion they should completely shut down the MBTA, it's completely useless. Once I move to NYC I'm never touching the MBTA again
The Boston metro needs to become more famous so people can get off of NYC's back because at least our transit operator pretends to care, it's a miracle MBTA trains don't spontaneously combust.
It is because your system is run by capitalists while the MTA is run by soviets. The MTA won't get rid of patronage, won't punish bad behavior by employees nor reward good behavior. The police will not clear the vagrants from the system nor enforce fare collection. The fare is the same regardless of if you go 2 stops or 20 crossing a river and riding a bus it's the same $3. Went to Jersey City with my 9 year old she noticed how different the PATH was from the subway, it was much cleaner, there were no vagrants, no urine stench in the station, everyone was paying their fare. Not that it is perfect but the Port Authority runs the PATH much better than the MTA runs the subway. The sad thing is that the NYC subway system structurally has an excellent design and could be one of the best systems in the world if run properly.
Well, maybe one day they could be a normal country.but honestly speaking,Moscow subway is one of the best I've even took a ride. It's large, simple and kinda very clean. @@AkivaMerkavah
I'll take anime land any day over NYC omg not blind to the issues but i'd rather have peace and a clean train and system then fearing i'll die going to or from work!
Unfortunately I must agree with this. I'm from Brooklyn, and the *_Yamanote_* line puts us to shame! I can't remember the last weekend when we DIDN'T have a single train rerouted or the route shortened or shut down for track work. For several weekends over the past decade, we have had many.
Yes, you are right, how backwards is the USA. The USA should remove all support for Japan promptly. After all, how can such a backwards nation contribute to Japan?
Here in São Paulo, our subway is well maintained and the stations are clean, especially the yellow line 4 which is the most modern here in BRAZIL, it has driverless Korean trains, controlled remotely and with the CBTC system, this provides conditions for average intervals of 75 to 90 seconds to catch the train during peak hours. In addition to traveling to work or somewhere else, you can buy a coffee or a snack or buy some accessories for your cell phone all within the station, since many stations here focus on these small businesses, this generates jobs and additional revenue (space rental) for the station.
Don't know dude, kinda feel like Japan's train stations are starting to rot and look like the subway station in America... Just a personal opinion but i prefer China's/Hong Kong's/Singapore's Stations, looks way more modern and fun to ride than Japan's ones. Not to hate on Japan's train system as it's surley amazing but that's just my opinion
@@arren_ruNah. Chinese Metros are the best I have seen. God knows how many cities there are in China with a Metro. But whatever cities I have seen I am quite impressed.
@@palashbaruah4653currently living and working in Hong Kong. Yeah, definitely one of the best, if not then best. I do remember seeing somewhere that it's the best transport system in the world. I've also been to singapore and it's just as good. Asia does it differently man😂
I see and smell more human remains then i should to my stop is so dirty and was closed for a few days but cleaning it wasn't on the list to do..... thanks MTA! And our homeless issue is still very high and they sleep on the floor and on carts heck they'll take over a entire cart too!
For everyone’s information, Hong Kong’s metro system is actually really good compared with NYC, we have shops for food, convenient stores, atms and sometimes random stuff all in one station, FOR ALL STATIONS! Also, signs are everywhere, there are guidelines to what symbols mean on the maps and we have special “quiet carts” on the trains for people who don’t want to be disturbed. Fun fact, one of the metro lines has a first class cart on the trains!
Considering this video is sarcastic it's safe to say most other systems are better than NYC. I don't remember HK's system as I was last there in 2012... But I've been to enough countries in Europe and Asia to know there are better options than what we'll find in the US.
There are whole categories of stations in Tokyo called dungeon stations where you can genuinely get lost for an hour or 2 trying to find an exit out of 50.
Well it’s a city state so to put, Singapore, Singapore sounds funny but so does Singapore City, Singapore, maybe It would be better as Singapore, South East Asia. But same kinda thing
Korea and Japan subways so far have been the cleanest and easiest making travelling in the countries streamlined and enjoyable. I’m curious to try out other subways in other countries… even the NYC subway 😂
Kazakhstan, Almaty has a pretty good metro system! Well, makes sense since there are only 11 stations, but the metro is clean, arrives on time and you can look at beautiful cultural mosaics and ornaments while waiting for the metro to arrive
@@carkawalakhatulistiwaIt’s very convenient running 24/7, but a metro system really needs proper maintenance that’s why shutting down for a few hours after midnight for maintenance is a must!!
@@mayureshrasam1708 basically, you see an empty train car and you get excited that you won’t have to be around a lot of people. But it’s empty for a good reason, usually because it smells really bad, or a crazy transient/homeless person is in there. Maybe there is urine on the floor. Can be a lot of bad things. Empty train cars don’t exist under normal circumstances😂
@@candisham1978 well In India wr dont tolerate anyone doing that nuisances in local train... God if found ge will be the most Famous man on planet. Plus our trains are always packed and full of people so homeless people aren't there in train though.
You should see what European subway and train systems are like. Imagine having actual long distance rail connections between all major cities and towns in America.
You can blame big car/train for that one. There used to be a law that all train companies had to run passenger cars as well as freight. When cars came out everyone wanted to try the new thing and big train gave up on passengers and lobbied it out
Pass. If it’s 12 hours or less I don’t care to drive, any more that and I want to get there as fast as possible so I don’t have to be packed into a metal tube with strangers any longer than absolutely necessary.
it’s almost like non-americans don’t have a clue as to how big of a country the United States is. traveling by Amtrak from NYC directly to LA is insanity.
am I the only one that noticed they put Singapore, Asia. While the rest of the list have city, country HAHA. probably couldn't figure out what country Singapore is in or what city is in Singapore
@@josu__ that's not my point, my point is that the rest of the list says City, Country. While Singapore's says Country, Continent. I'm highlighting how they likely couldn't figure out what City is in Singapore or what Country Singapore is.
The DC metro isn’t nearly as extensive as the NYC subway, but the stations are large, pretty, and normally well maintained. It’s also very east to use, even for tourists.
Doesn't run 24/7 though. When I moved to northern VA I took the metro into DC to avoid paying for parking, walked around the city hit a couple bars, then on my way back home I realized I couldn't get in the metro. Had to pay for an expensive ass Uber back to VA.
Train traffic means that the train somewhere isnt moving due to an issue. Everything stays put so you dont end up smashing trains, which would be a very bad thing.
Funny and sad too. I was also disappointed in the German train system recently, while traveling from Hamburg to Amsterdam to Munich and back to Hamburg. The number of delays were amazing. On the other hand, the subways and trains in China are modern, clean, comfortable, inexpensive and on time. Switzerland has great mass transit too.
As a person who would like to think I’m experienced taking public transportation. I got lost twice in the only 5 times I took NYC subways. Good thing is some people at least help you.
Lmao this is hilarious! Although it isn’t nearly as extensive or convenient as the nyc subway, i really appreciate having the DC Metro. It’s pretty clean, the signs actually work, and the trains run on time usually. I do wish it covered more of the city though /:
Lol I wish it was paranoia. People out here getting punched in the face walking around NYC. Even celebrities aren't immune. Steve Buschemi got KO'd a little while back. And like at least a dozen people get pushed onto the tracks every year.
I’ve road the NYC metro for a long time, and used the DC metro, and thought they were really good and cool, and then I went to Seoul for a few weeks and had my mind blown at a well designed subway system, with good cleanliness and clearly defined routes.
Don’t forget. Every time you inside the subway platform, there’s a lottery chance of someone random pushing you to the track 😂! The more you ride, the better your chances of winning!
As someone who lives in nyc… BLOWS MY MIND that people consider it “the greatest city on the planet” and “I love New York” is the motto. Or why they call it “the city that never sleeps” cus stuff actually closes so early it’s crazy.
As a New Yorker, it is the city that never sleeps. Go to any other place in America and stuff will close much earlier. I don’t know about overseas though
@@djk1563TBH cities like LA are much more deserving of the saying. NY does close early. In LA, you'll have traffic on the freeway at 3am because things are happening 24/7
@adamjohnson9593 new york at 1am is dead honestly, except of weekends, but it's likes this everywhere though, nightlife is an universal thing on weekends!
You forgot to mention cute subway pets- rats 🐀😁
And don't forget TMNT 🐢🐢🐢🐢 live closeby .
Do you see a lot of rats in the subway?
@@eMegMBea pretty much every time I use subway (when I have to wait on a platform).
🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆
They call them service rodents, “ pizza rat “ is famous. 😊
NYC subway system is a hidden city on its own 😂
Same goes for njt and the Mta its like a game you got to play to find out what what
💀
... it not just a city it's a kingdom
Does it actually make logical sense for people who live there?
@@mk810 yes does
Meanwhile tokyo subway:
We are sorry we are 2 seconds late, heres a slip to give to your boss to let them know why u were late
The real question is why your boss would need a slip if you’re late.
@@damnjustassignmeonebecause work culture in japan is very toxic
@@damnjustassignmeone erm... because they pay you to be on time?
@@damnjustassignmeone ummm respect
@@phunk8607 I supervise eight people. If I can’t trust them enough to be honest about why they’re late, I probably can’t trust them enough to work for me at all.
Your sarcasm is literally everything! Love it and your definitely not lying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
For everyone information, Glasgow Scotland has a Subway, it was designed by drunks for drunks. It is a complete circle, with 2 lines, inner and outer, every train stops at every station, and trains are 10 minutes max. 3 ticket options, single, return, all day. Simple.
Moscow also has a circular system there are 3 circles but a bunch of lines though.
@@BoxCoxDC is currently looking at building a blue line loop like this, we're already calling it the Bloop
@@Madwonk yeah, DC's subway system does eerily resemble a miniature version of a Moscow one, even the half circle that we had until we turned it into another loop couple of years ago.
Sub crawls are the way 😂
@@BoxCox Seems like alcoholics are better at making subways for some reason then.
There is often someone around to help carry your stuff, too!
They are so excited to help that they usually forget to ask where it's going, though.
Lmaooo 😂
underrated
LMAO--yes even when you fall asleep on the train, they will still help you carry your stuff!
😂
😫🤛🏿🥷🏾🫴🏾🎁
The sarcasm of New Yorkers. 😂
NYC unbeatable feature:works 24/7
I doubt she’s a real New Yorker.
@@danieljohnson2005same. She looked too happy.
@@danieljohnson2005 She's another person from out of state and has family money and thought she was a New Yorker the minute she arrived in her over-priced apartment hoping to live like Friends or Sex And The City or Girls and found out its just a big mall for rich kids.
@@isaaczaiek487Nah. One of our favorite pastimes is complaining and we’re very passionate about it.
If she were a nepo baby transplant, she’d have just Uber’d home to Greenpoint immediately.
It's been I forgot how long since I've seen a true comedy like this. :)
"The B Train doesn't run on weekends" more like the B train doesn't run 😂
943 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that
ur mistaking the B with the D train which is alot worse
@@somethingissomething6582 Im east Bronx, I don't mess with letter trains willingly xD
FRRR LIKE BRO? 😭😭
Ion take the Letter lines cuz dey dnt run as good as da number lines
All New Yorkers know if it’s a crowded train and there is a mostly empty car, do not go in.
why? crime?
@@Skturfer usually a terrible smell or a crazy person. Sometimes both….
Hunter B. in there?!
@@sktoh4469 you must get a ton of play
@@Skturfer I dunno what that mean.
Londoner here. Ignored the "dont go in an empty carrige" rule in NYC. Yep..... that NYC rule is a rule for a very good reason.
What happened lmao
@@Safiyyrhhe got ran up on by train people🙈😂
@@Safiyyrhgot robbed lol
Either AC is broken in the summer (you will bake alive) and/or there's a homeless dude that is particularly smelly and/or crazy and/or there is some kind of biohazard.
Now, for the latter two, it generally has to be very bad. Once I rode in a car that had a screaming person in it and people just shuffled away to one side and left the person to scream at demons on the other side.
So empty car... yeah no you wanna take a good hard look at it and consider if you are definitely sure.
Did you find ghosts or zombies in it?
When I lived in NYC everyone was telling me the subway was easy to understand but looking at the map was like looking at a matrix screen
I feel the same in uk
you get used to it, i dont even see the code, all i see is blonde, brunette, redhead..
I was there for 4 days and it was a pleasant experience and only went on the wrong train once
I been to London and NY this year and can confirm, NY subway is so much easier to understand than London. There is not much to understand, take your Google Maps and your done.
@@Phillippp yes well, when I was there in 2017 I had no google maps as data roaming on a phone was so expensive - and had to work it out for myself - we don't all have the luxury of the internet to help us do we? Try and use some empathy for once. Cheers.
When I saw THE BEST in the title I immediately wanted to jump in to write refutations but then I watched the video… It’s “The Best” indeed!!
The moment I saw the title, I already knew it was sarcasm. That's New York for you
@@HoV326
Yeah, it beats not having one for sure, but lots of cities have subways that offers a better experience for various reasons.
That said, last time I was in NYC, same year as 9/11 I actually had a pretty good experience going to the WTC from New Jersey.
I get that it's technically a totally different subway system, but yeah, I enjoyed that ride.
I preferred walking *within* NYC though...
Winning!
@@Luredreier do it again now, you'll be amazed by the rats and the beautiful smell of everything🤣
True, same. We all know America is a first-world country that's not really a first-world country lol.
Greetings from Denmark 🇩🇰
Love the sarcasm. Thanks for the laugh 😂
It’s not sarcasm - it’s TRAGEDY
I was wondering
She can't live without nyc❤😂😅😊 nyc her true love❤😂😅😊
Wait, it's sarcastic??
You forgot the best parts: the homeless sleeping on the trains, getting robbed, and the best of all - the subway cars double as rolling toilets.
And the rats
@@ulisitos00Yes. Can't forget them.
Writing this comment while squat-shitting in the best subway in the world
@@ulisitos00 cat sized rats at that😂
Every day see them sleep in the car😂 and the boy climb up to the top outside of the train while moving😅
You forgot to mention, the most excited thing on NYC subway is when you hear: IT'S SHOW TIME!
First, you see the boombox, and then they make the announcement, "It's showtime." I'm dreading it because I'm sitting in the middle of the car, hoping they don't hit me while doing their flips! 😢
Visited NYC in 2004. Was staying in Chelsea. Took the subway to Brooklyn by mistake. Had to walk back. It was July. I was 20. Happy days. 😂
Can’t you talk the subway back?
@@lykou1821 they probably didn't want to risk getting lost again lol what if they took the subway back and ended up all the way in queens 😭 I can see how the subway maps would be hard to understand sometimes especially if you're a tourist without a phone
@@klmnopqrs maybe they exited the subway system and had no way to pay to ride back?
@@klmnopqrsYou can always ask an employee or someone else for help …
@@thebuzzardh.4273 could be that too, plus walking back and enjoying the scenery would be fun for a tourist
You forgot about all the free syringes on the ground 😀
U definitely don't live in NY and just saying whatever
Nah that place dirty as hell. Been there recently and my god the stench of the city, garbage everywhere and druggies on the streets
That was the 90s. The don't do heroine like that no more. The crack bottles are gone too even though it's still very popular. Meth, fent, and weed are the modern drugs of choice.
Have never seen a syringe on the subway
@@slaythedragonstrackclub The corner of 7th and Christopher, not only did I take a picture of one but I also accidentally captured an additional one in the same photo after closer inspection plus a big rat that had a bald spot on his side from a previous injury 😆
Was in Shanghai/China. Train every 2-3 min.
Train and stations was clean
shut up
Subways are not nyc bright spot
every city in china are same
That's why it's not as good as NY subway. 😂
Most European cities as well. Or the Middle East. USA is just…different…
I love the part where she almost threw up 😂, but sarcasm and all she hit it in the head!! The NY subway system can be very challenging sometimes
that's every single day. the bums live in the trains and use it as their toilet.
As a Londoner, visiting New York made me realise how great the tube is
I lived in London for awhile, and the tube was constantly down every other week with strikes. It would constrict the city and make getting around near impossible in those days and it would happen quite a lot, it was a nightmare. The national rail is also extremely expensive, i knew people from the UK who flew to Spain instead of real within the Uk because it was cheaper to fly to Spain than it was to train inside the UK
As a New Yorker, who has been to London, I was floored how much better down the underground ground is and yet I still see some of your Londoners compliant about the tube.😂
You should go to Asia...From Japan to China...every Asian cities got better subway..😊
Ive lived in NYC for over 20 years and have very little to complain about with the subway. It is complicated but only for tourists.
Only in comparison to NYC's subway system. But it's no shining star compared to your Scandinavian or EU neighbors.
And you know what's even crazier? Still the best public transit system in North America 😭😭😭
No
As someone who use to live in nyc and now lives in fl, but have visited LA and ATL, I can say you’re absolutely correct 👍🏾.
MTL is better
Toronto has a better one
MTR is better there is close to no delays and they run high speed rail
I like how they wrote Singapore, Asia.
She's American, of course she doesn't know about geography😂
Lol, I was thinking about that too. Might as well be Singapore, Earth*.
And so cringe she wrote china after hong Kong
@@nmslesecnmbese917is Hong Kong not China? Last I remember they are a part of China. Am I missing something?
Its a wonder she know switzerland XD@@itsjustcelery
Level of sarcasm in this video is through the roof lol😂
I couldn’t stop laughing. If you’ve never been to New York, you wouldn’t understand how real this is.
Is the NYC subway any different from other states? I live in Philly and it’s not that horrible lol
@@abcdefg-oj5wnoh it’s very different. I live in DC Virginia area and the metro is amazing. The NY subway is literally awful.
@@abcdefg-oj5wnit is very different. There are too many lines too many delays too many things down etc. I have been in NY many times and I understand it very well but it’s just not a good system compared to the Tube or the T in Boston or the metro in DC
@@campbellkenney4395Too many lines is such a non issue tourist talk about but that’s really up for the local. Where I live in Brooklyn I’m between 3 station equally far away from all 3. If I go deeper into my zip it’s a train drought. In my opinion there’s actually not enough routes
Yup! So true! Born and raised in New York myself, the MTA public transportation system sucks! All the stuff pointed out in the short, plus the increase in violent crimes for the past few years (and counting!) so far 😓 It’s why I only take the bus, even the express bus despite how much more it costs. The buses and subways are a necessity, which is why many of us still use them despite how bad it is. It’s a shame 😞 I do admit, the digital signs and automated announcements do make it a little bit better since they were put up in the 2000’s. No one ever liked hearing the loud and fast muffled voices of the conductors, but it might still happen if you go on one of the older trains of the 20th century. Thankfully, I don’t have to use public transportation as much as I used to.
I wonder why you didn't mention Moscow at the end, the subway here is a work of art
😂
She don't even know that russia has metro
sinophobia is part of amerikkan culture 🤗
@@Roy_mustang7 probably because you live in the most propagandized country in the world
@@Roy_mustang7 probably because someone's got banned on google search.
Moscow metro is advertised on YT by dozens of channels in English.
I LOVE 😘 this lady's ironic sense of humor.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
completely agree
Reminds me of Polish cabaret comedian Katarzyna Pakosińska. In more than one way.
Sarcastic not ironic.
was she being ironic 😮
@@LuisHenrique-zi8ks only if you don't know what that word means and trying to sound intelligent rather than look it up.
“How is there train traffic?! It’s a one way rail just go straight!” Lmao!
Finally someone who appreciates the brilliance of the subway!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the American Dream 😂
Freedom baby! In 'Murica it is either live free to drive everywhere you go....or death! Cheap, efficient, clean with comprehensive public transit is for bad, bad commies you hear me?
不好意思，中国上海的地铁碾压纽约市的，我只是说实话🤷
Love it! Makes the experience more exciting 😂
@@Dean-rj5ht Just admit you don't speak english at all otherwise you wouldn't be commenting this.
@@roym4457 Never heard of translation in YT ?
Who else was worried when she was standing close to the moving train 😅
I actually saw an accident recently in the Netherlands be careful
@@cutebear1817 Were there any fatalities?
Reminds me of House of Cards, Season 2.
One less clown with youtube channel in my feed is all it would do!!
Me: anxiety attacks
All of part of NYC’s charm. I have the means to travel anywhere in the world but always go to NYC every chance I get. There’s just something special about the place.
You are clearly insane no offense .. been here for 19 years I’m over it
As a New Yorker, can confirm! 👍
" Now outta the way, lady! "
Hahahahaha, best NYC comment ever.
I’m walkin here!
“I can totally read this sign!”. Priceless.
You're overreacting to that.
And how about the overhead announcements by the train conductors? They sound just like the adults blabbering in a Peanuts cartoon! So quaint!
Surprised she didn’t mention the subway system in Russia especially in Moscow and Saint Petersburg. One of the best and most modern systems along with the fact that it looks like a museum when you walk in!
Mention that and she would be considered a Russian propagandist like Tucker Carlson.
What? The only "good" thing about those is their decor, nothing else. Moscow's subway is an effing mess.
Another russian bot detected, okay.
看起来好破，他站在列车旁边感觉好危险的样子，没有玻璃门
She's doing sarcasm of NY darkside
@@Rai2Mits clear who is parroting propaganda . and its not always imaginary "russian bot"
You gotta check out St Pete and Moscow subway! Those are truly amazing 👍
(without irony)
Also please visit Chelyabinsk metro which has been built since 1992.
@@jimsertable Also visit the Kazan metro, which was built in 2005 after the collapse of the USSR, and continues to grow with new stations
Just remember the multitudes who died while building Moscow subways.
@@ecamp6360😩😩😩
What annoys me the most are the announcements on the older trains nobody can understand
Charlie Brown adults speaking.
That’s my dog bro don’t diss on him
Don’t worry, I’ve been on brand new trains and you still can’t understand them 😍
AGREED
ssshhhpppsshhh train will hhhhrrrkssshhh around ppphhhhhhsssk transfer to ssshhhhhssss
Yeeeep.
"Singapore, Asia"
Singapore: "Are we too small for you?"
i was looking for this comment 😂😂😂
Blinkin: _"Pardon? Who's talking?"_
for those who don't get it....Singapore is its own country.
Asia is a whole continent.
lol
Well, they had to put SOMETHING there to match the list format. They used a higher-order category like the rest of the lines. It was the logical move 🤦♀️
@@LeonSKennedy7777hen it should have been "Singapore, Singapore" - the City of Singapore, within the country of Singapore
I'm from Boston. The NY subway system is admired by us. It represents the future of better things to come. 😂😂😂
But you're not wrong though. 😂
It must be nice being in NY and not having your orange line trains catch fire
I live in Boston and I'm fleeing to NYC because the MBTA is 100% useless, not 24 hours and late 100% of the time. In my opinion they should completely shut down the MBTA, it's completely useless. Once I move to NYC I'm never touching the MBTA again
I've been in New York and Boston subway!
The Boston metro needs to become more famous so people can get off of NYC's back because at least our transit operator pretends to care, it's a miracle MBTA trains don't spontaneously combust.
Meanwhile Delhi Metro super easy and understandable and Convenient as well ❤
Being a londoner, never been happier with how good the tube is 😂😅
The tube absolutely shits on NYC
@SirClerihew depends what time, ain't nk way bakerloo line at 5pm is better
@@piercecowley255 In fairness, the Bakerloo Line trains were first built when we were still fighting Napoleon so it gets a pass.
It is because your system is run by capitalists while the MTA is run by soviets. The MTA won't get rid of patronage, won't punish bad behavior by employees nor reward good behavior. The police will not clear the vagrants from the system nor enforce fare collection. The fare is the same regardless of if you go 2 stops or 20 crossing a river and riding a bus it's the same $3. Went to Jersey City with my 9 year old she noticed how different the PATH was from the subway, it was much cleaner, there were no vagrants, no urine stench in the station, everyone was paying their fare. Not that it is perfect but the Port Authority runs the PATH much better than the MTA runs the subway. The sad thing is that the NYC subway system structurally has an excellent design and could be one of the best systems in the world if run properly.
@@shaunbava1801keep crying.
I love the sarcasm😂😂
It isn’t but ok
@@WestchesterCountyPatriotIts literally sarcasm
@@WestchesterCountyPatriot then what is it
不好意思，中国上海的地铁碾压纽约市的，我只是说实话🤷
Moscow subway is really good. Also very beautiful
I had been to Moscow Metro. That is good.
It’s a work of art… almost worth the flight just to ride it.
Yes, but it is in Russia which is a bit of a drawback what with it being a dictatorship and all.
Well, maybe one day they could be a normal country.but honestly speaking,Moscow subway is one of the best I've even took a ride. It's large, simple and kinda very clean. @@AkivaMerkavah
@@AkivaMerkavah Pork detected
An empty car means a homeless person.
Meanwhile, in japan, the train management will be apologizing profusely for being 2 minutes late. How backward is USA.
I'll take anime land any day over NYC omg not blind to the issues but i'd rather have peace and a clean train and system then fearing i'll die going to or from work!
Unfortunately I must agree with this. I'm from Brooklyn, and the *_Yamanote_* line puts us to shame! I can't remember the last weekend when we DIDN'T have a single train rerouted or the route shortened or shut down for track work. For several weekends over the past decade, we have had many.
I love Tokyo metro altho it's rather expensive in comparison with Moscow one.
As backward as can be!
Yes, you are right, how backwards is the USA. The USA should remove all support for Japan promptly. After all, how can such a backwards nation contribute to Japan?
Travel interval from twenty minutes to two hours? Yes, our Moscow metro, with the current train interval of 90 seconds, has room for improvement.
Moscow metro is amazing! Flat fare, very short headway, every station has unique designs. Wish I could visit again.
gurl i saw an f train pull into 74th st when the e train ahead of it wasn't even clear of the station yet, that's like 30 seconds
The Moscow metro also has a lot less interlining and junctions
I hope one day the concept of sarcasm makes it to Russia
Do you know what "interval" means? Obviously not.
The Pekín Subway, the Shanghai Subway, the Shenzhen Subway and many other chinese cities are the best....
Here in São Paulo, our subway is well maintained and the stations are clean, especially the yellow line 4 which is the most modern here in BRAZIL, it has driverless Korean trains, controlled remotely and with the CBTC system, this provides conditions for average intervals of 75 to 90 seconds to catch the train during peak hours. In addition to traveling to work or somewhere else, you can buy a coffee or a snack or buy some accessories for your cell phone all within the station, since many stations here focus on these small businesses, this generates jobs and additional revenue (space rental) for the station.
Mobile phone accessories ? Count me in !
yellow line is the worst one. Ninguem de sao paulo falaria que a linha amarela é a melhor, ela é a que mais da problema...
@@KS-yn5zwte apresento a linha esmeralda então parceiro
@@loknload2137 em numero de quebras a que se supera é a amarela
Do you need to pay more to travel more stations? Or it's the same price?
Japan blew my mind. Thailand even has an amazing public transit system.
Only in Bangkok and metropolitan has that amazing system. Other places suck.
@@undisclosedthaithat’s true. I was up in Khon Kaen and there was no public transit. Definitely need a car outside of Bangkok.
Don't know dude, kinda feel like Japan's train stations are starting to rot and look like the subway station in America... Just a personal opinion but i prefer China's/Hong Kong's/Singapore's Stations, looks way more modern and fun to ride than Japan's ones. Not to hate on Japan's train system as it's surley amazing but that's just my opinion
The Tokyo subway was amazing. I don't understand why we as Americans can't have infrastructure like that
Corruption and Greed
The Seoul subway is the exact opposite of all of this.
Seoul subway and Moscow one both are the best subway systems in the world, convenient and easy to navigate
@@arren_ru best and clean system i can agree. But there are quiet lot of so called "Subway Villains" LOL.
@@arren_ruNah. Chinese Metros are the best I have seen. God knows how many cities there are in China with a Metro. But whatever cities I have seen I am quite impressed.
CHECK Indian Metros specially Delhi Metro @@arren_ru
@@palashbaruah4653currently living and working in Hong Kong. Yeah, definitely one of the best, if not then best. I do remember seeing somewhere that it's the best transport system in the world. I've also been to singapore and it's just as good. Asia does it differently man😂
bro that sign was in an undiscovered tribe's ancient hyroglyphic runes 💀
That "bing bong" haha.
Singapore transport system will provide free busses if the train breaks down… 😬
Same here in Berlin.
Same with the Tyne and Wear Metro in england.
Same in Moscow
Same here in Jakarta
Same there in nyc
As a Londoner I couldn’t possibly imagine using that system
Yours is worse.
@@xymzkthat’s the joke.
@@xymzk I’ve been to the London underground and no way is it worse than here in New York.😂 so I’m assuming this is sarcasm?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I see and smell more human remains then i should to my stop is so dirty and was closed for a few days but cleaning it wasn't on the list to do..... thanks MTA!
And our homeless issue is still very high and they sleep on the floor and on carts heck they'll take over a entire cart too!
For everyone’s information, Hong Kong’s metro system is actually really good compared with NYC, we have shops for food, convenient stores, atms and sometimes random stuff all in one station, FOR ALL STATIONS! Also, signs are everywhere, there are guidelines to what symbols mean on the maps and we have special “quiet carts” on the trains for people who don’t want to be disturbed. Fun fact, one of the metro lines has a first class cart on the trains!
I agree i had gone to hong kong for one week the mtr is awesome 🤩
Which HK line has a first class cart?
@@stephenlim2852East Rail Line, the one connecting to the mainland
@@stephenlim2852 The east rail line.
Considering this video is sarcastic it's safe to say most other systems are better than NYC. I don't remember HK's system as I was last there in 2012... But I've been to enough countries in Europe and Asia to know there are better options than what we'll find in the US.
As an american who went on the british metro, this is a bruh moment
The bing bong turnstile hop took me out
Same, she said coney island then bing bong lol
It's a maze. There should be school and college exam on it. 😂
There are whole categories of stations in Tokyo called dungeon stations where you can genuinely get lost for an hour or 2 trying to find an exit out of 50.
I'd probably pass
Penn Station
That sarcasm was thicker than a Duncan Hines triple layer cake…
I've never seen anyone make it so cute to complain about something.
I love how Singapore is just
"Singapore, Asia"
Well it’s a city state so to put, Singapore, Singapore sounds funny but so does Singapore City, Singapore, maybe It would be better as Singapore, South East Asia. But same kinda thing
@pinkgreenmelon2209 it's a whole country
@@via45 yeah that is what city states mean, it’s both a city and a country in one.
@@pinkgreenmelon2209
Singapore, Singapore is literally the official one. 🙄
Has to be 'Singapore, Asia', 'Singapore, Singapore' is Retarded
As a New Yorker, this clip is 100 percent accurate. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
1 percent 😂😅😊❤ and your not a new Yorker!
@@davidgivins4203 I was born and raised in Queens and live in Queens. I'm as native NYer as they come.
Korea and Japan subways so far have been the cleanest and easiest making travelling in the countries streamlined and enjoyable. I’m curious to try out other subways in other countries… even the NYC subway 😂
Kazakhstan, Almaty has a pretty good metro system! Well, makes sense since there are only 11 stations, but the metro is clean, arrives on time and you can look at beautiful cultural mosaics and ornaments while waiting for the metro to arrive
Same thing with Moscow metro
It starts with the culture
The Moscow metro is the most beautiful 🔥
My dyslexic butt would be forever lost. 😢😅
Haha the train being suspended or running on a different line 😂
It runs 24 hours, 7 days a week, all the time. It ain't perfect! That's for sure.
Another metro/subway system that runs 24/7 is the metro in Copenhagen, Denmark surprisingly
So why so Rubbish
NYC is the highest gpd city in the world. Our government is completely corrupt and inept
@@carkawalakhatulistiwaIt’s very convenient running 24/7, but a metro system really needs proper maintenance that’s why shutting down for a few hours after midnight for maintenance is a must!!
Gotham City Subway but without Batman 🦇
The empty train car fools me every single time😩
I am not an American can you tell me what it is?
@@mayureshrasam1708 basically, you see an empty train car and you get excited that you won’t have to be around a lot of people. But it’s empty for a good reason, usually because it smells really bad, or a crazy transient/homeless person is in there. Maybe there is urine on the floor. Can be a lot of bad things. Empty train cars don’t exist under normal circumstances😂
@@candisham1978 well In India wr dont tolerate anyone doing that nuisances in local train... God if found ge will be the most Famous man on planet. Plus our trains are always packed and full of people so homeless people aren't there in train though.
You should see what European subway and train systems are like. Imagine having actual long distance rail connections between all major cities and towns in America.
New York has a MASSIVE Legacy system, it's unusual because it's 3 separate systems they were stitched together
You can blame big car/train for that one. There used to be a law that all train companies had to run passenger cars as well as freight. When cars came out everyone wanted to try the new thing and big train gave up on passengers and lobbied it out
Pass. If it’s 12 hours or less I don’t care to drive, any more that and I want to get there as fast as possible so I don’t have to be packed into a metal tube with strangers any longer than absolutely necessary.
That sounds great, but train systems are expensive; sound confusing; and we’re going to DeKalb, not Chicago.
it’s almost like non-americans don’t have a clue as to how big of a country the United States is. traveling by Amtrak from NYC directly to LA is insanity.
Singapore’s MRT after watching this video :😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So true
am I the only one that noticed they put Singapore, Asia. While the rest of the list have city, country HAHA.
probably couldn't figure out what country Singapore is in or what city is in Singapore
@@khairilfahmi7206 Singapore is a country..... You know that right?
@@josu__ that's not my point, my point is that the rest of the list says City, Country. While Singapore's says Country, Continent.
I'm highlighting how they likely couldn't figure out what City is in Singapore or what Country Singapore is.
@@khairilfahmi7206singapore, singapore
Love your reaction to the empty car😂
The DC metro isn’t nearly as extensive as the NYC subway, but the stations are large, pretty, and normally well maintained. It’s also very east to use, even for tourists.
Doesn't run 24/7 though. When I moved to northern VA I took the metro into DC to avoid paying for parking, walked around the city hit a couple bars, then on my way back home I realized I couldn't get in the metro. Had to pay for an expensive ass Uber back to VA.
Overall, I liked DC's metro, but I found the stations to be kind of dark and cold looking because they were just unfinished concrete.
I'll take any other metro over NYC's omg!
@@Lv-nq9qz the exposed brutalist DC subway tunnels definitely match the vibe of DC as a dark, authoritarian, evil place.
Cleanest subway in the world 😏
I guess you are being sarcastic
You wish!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I like your sarcasm. It's the world most sophisticated, the cleanest and the safest subway ever.
😂😂
It goes almost everywhere in NYC. The bits you don't like are why the rest of the US defaults to "Just say NO to public transit".
Train traffic means that the train somewhere isnt moving due to an issue. Everything stays put so you dont end up smashing trains, which would be a very bad thing.
Every moment of this made my day. Sweet, sweet sarcasm at its finest 😂
I think the Madrid subway system is pretty good too. The stations and carts are super clean and they always run on smoothly and on time.
hahahahahaha
The Madrid subway system is a bit intimate; people will put their hand down into your pocket without asking.
Funny and sad too. I was also disappointed in the German train system recently, while traveling from Hamburg to Amsterdam to Munich and back to Hamburg. The number of delays were amazing. On the other hand, the subways and trains in China are modern, clean, comfortable, inexpensive and on time. Switzerland has great mass transit too.
Москва: Тут музей, там музей, там космический корабль, сбой? Их нет! Ядерная война? У нас есть гермодверь!❤
Try Moscow or Saint Petersburg Subway to understand what is perfection
every other metro then usa is litteraly better, no nead to visit war country ruski
or china
China's is far better, the best in the world, the cleanest and most modern
@@loremasteringwion9930Chinese subway systems are totally new, unlike ancient New York system was built partly in 19th century.
You didn't watch the video didn't you
"How it's a trian traffic it's one way rail just go straight"😂😂😂
不好意思，中国上海的地铁碾压纽约市的，我只是说实话🤷
As an indian i can't even imagine using that subway ....india's metro systems are way more advanced and better than the one in nyc
just first time visited India last month, i agree with u..India's Metro is very underrated and nobody talks abt it...
But the smell?
@@ChengMcGoldstein there is no smell in Indian metro system... Super clean and techie
I've seen people climbing on top of the train and clinging on the side.
True , metro in India are way better than America
Bing bomb.!!! That’s hilarious.!!! LMAOOO.!!!!!
Washington DC did so well with their trains, they are so nice😭😭😭
I KNOW, RIGHT?!?! 😍🚇💖
@@S-CB-SL-Animations I was there for a trip and we were using the metro, and it was soooo easy to get around
As a person who would like to think I’m experienced taking public transportation. I got lost twice in the only 5 times I took NYC subways. Good thing is some people at least help you.
For me it’s Shang hai subway cause it’s safe clean in time no one falling on the rails
But China has no freedom. So it doesn’t count.
不好意思，中国上海的地铁碾压纽约市的，我只是说实话🤷
No, no, no. Beijing subway system is the better one
@@junli6065 well idk about Beijing one but I will be there on holiday so I will see
Love the sarcasm👍🫶
I had almost forgotten how to laugh over 43 years of my existence. Until i saw thiz video 😂
"Stand clear of the closing doors please."
Never get tired of hearing that voice lol
The St. Petersburg equivalent is "Caution: The doors are closing!"
The sound lives rent free in my head.
Lmao this is hilarious! Although it isn’t nearly as extensive or convenient as the nyc subway, i really appreciate having the DC Metro. It’s pretty clean, the signs actually work, and the trains run on time usually. I do wish it covered more of the city though /:
The DC metro is 50 years younger and less than a Quarter of the Size
@@IndustrialParrot2816 DC subway. Still below international standards
You absolutely nailed the delivery of this video Sarah! :)
You are the first person in thw world that said NYC have the best subway.
You forgot the fear of being pushed or punched. Gets my blood pumping on those monday morning commutes.
Wait, is it paranoia or an actual problem? 😅
Lol I wish it was paranoia. People out here getting punched in the face walking around NYC. Even celebrities aren't immune. Steve Buschemi got KO'd a little while back. And like at least a dozen people get pushed onto the tracks every year.
Какой ужас 😮 ! Исключительный народ эти американцы😂
I’ve road the NYC metro for a long time, and used the DC metro, and thought they were really good and cool, and then I went to Seoul for a few weeks and had my mind blown at a well designed subway system, with good cleanliness and clearly defined routes.
RODE
And the free shows and drama in the trains are always the best
Don’t forget. Every time you inside the subway platform, there’s a lottery chance of someone random pushing you to the track 😂! The more you ride, the better your chances of winning!
No, just never stand dangerously close to the tracks, it's that simple.
Nyc residents love this type of thing.
😂😂😂😂
As someone who lives in nyc… BLOWS MY MIND that people consider it “the greatest city on the planet” and “I love New York” is the motto. Or why they call it “the city that never sleeps” cus stuff actually closes so early it’s crazy.
As a New Yorker, it is the city that never sleeps. Go to any other place in America and stuff will close much earlier. I don’t know about overseas though
@@djk1563 so in new York shops bars pubs restaurants and offices all are open all night?
@@djk1563TBH cities like LA are much more deserving of the saying. NY does close early. In LA, you'll have traffic on the freeway at 3am because things are happening 24/7
@@djk1563 that's cap af, san fran and Miami are more alive than New York at 1am
@adamjohnson9593 new york at 1am is dead honestly, except of weekends, but it's likes this everywhere though, nightlife is an universal thing on weekends!
Meanwhile in Hong Kong :
MTR : sorry for the 10 minutes delay, here is 1000000 Dollars to cover the expenses