The guaranteed 4 star banner with paid gems was so relatable And the getting the featured card first pull. I remember doing a ten pull for fun on Hopeful Stage and I got Minori
same here, i did a single ten pull on the stray bad dogs event and got both an and akito lims😰 the same happened on the hopeful show event and the imprisoned marionette event
Once when i did a ten pull on the Minori birthday gacha, I got her (the birthday card) and I was so happy, even though I didn't expect to actually get her
this is EXACTLY the truly accurate representation of the psekai society that really says a lot about the reality psekai gaming community that ive been waiting for!!
Honestly, I’d give the mmj story credit in that it’s more interesting than fellow mobile gotcha rhythm game’s idol band Pastel palettes. Cause mmj are trying to work themselves up from the bottom, and are basically one gaming console away from being twitch streamers
The MMJ idols also remind me of another fav fictional idol group of mine, Zombieland Saga’s. They’re like if you merged some of those characters together lol
and mmj stories are the accurate portrayal of how crazy the entertainment industries are and how competitive and dark idol life bc alot of ppl still thinks that being and artist is all unicorns and rainbows and mmj is there to tell you no
As someone who used to be into Bandori before getting into Sekai, ngl while Pastel Palettes was not my favorite band both music and story-wise in Bandori I will say I was always one of those people in the small minority who actually loves Chisato as a character and her realistic pessimism of being in the entertainment industry in general for so long. Kinda makes me wish that one of the MMJ girls was more like her tbh to add more conflict (sure there was Airi at first who tried to discourage Minori initially but I was still a lil disappointed that maybe say Haruka at least wasn't like Chisato personality or mindset-wise as I was hoping when getting into MMJ's story lmfao.) Then again I've only recently binged all the unit's full unit stories and none of the event stories yet so guess I should read sum more MMJ event stories first.
Everything is so on POINT lmao, you can change the title also to Leo/Need fans slander. And as a thumb player, I say: Finger players when the thumb player FC a song on Master and get Superstar: 👁👄👁
i.. im a menace because whenever i see someone have "thumb player" or just anything hinting the person is a thumb player i choose wowakas songs or 26+ level songs and then get amazed when they fc a expert of it or have atleast 7- misses/good/bad. 💀💀 the only reason it makes it fair is because i use index while on phone so.
@@Shinonomiau bro just play with their cards and you'll unlock the rest of the story 😭 Also this one isn't part of the reply btw but I really really like MMJ's story it's just kinda feel good :)
i LOVE leo/need with my whole heart and i know other people would if they give the unit an opportunity 😔 a lot of players just skip their stories only because a lot of people insist they are boring good video btw!! edit: i promise u idc about why u dont like leoni or why u think the other units are better than them (this specifically. i didnt say anything about other units and some ppl still bring them on lol) but u cant deny ppl just think of them like ''the boring mcs'' and dont try to understand them at all. and if u dont read stories of ANY of the groups i dont think ur opinion about the characters matters tbh 😬 and the ''sorry for not caring for high school girls drama'' its really annoying bc at the end of the day every character are teenagers. and they have very much teenage problems. also, if u think leoneed story revolves Only around ''high shcool drama'' idk what to tell u really..... read the events pls....... the main story its NOT the end of their actual story ......
The ruikasa event one is so true I've been playing in the Japanese server since the potatoes event, and it takes me 1 whole ass year for them to have an event again together..
This was the first ever darku video I ever watched. Little did I know that a few months later I would be pulled into a rabbit hole of watching overly edited (but still enjoyable) vids of this Spanish dude playing prosekai with a phone that goes at an amazing 3 fps. And I don’t regret it at all
2:40 when I was in a co-op match, I really saw a username "toyaf*cksme" with toya fan title. And another guy with a Toya fan title sent the stamp "good for you" HELPPP Another ones i remember are "tsukasasfat@ss" and "last one to load is gay"
The sad things are: -I played with my notifications on, ALL the times. -I listened to Nightcord as a morning routine. -Lastly, I'm Both Thumb player and Android user.
Omg can't believe you put me in the video, rolling around and pretending to be a tumbleweed is my favourite thing to do while listening to the cultural reset that is Shiho's cover of kagerou daze
The most surprising thing I've seen in Proseka are the amount of genshin related usernames I've come across. Not to say I dislike it, but names that spell out things like "Tartaglia's cumsock" make Co-op pretty amusing.
i might be a wxs fan but hearing todenmo wonderz drives me up the wall, there’s always that one person in eng coop lobbies who picks it and im slowly starting to go insane 💃🕺
To sum up Proseka fandom in one comment. Units: Leo/Need has no fans because it’s a all girl group. They only care about them because Saki is Tenma’s sister. MMJ has no fans because once again… it’s a all girl group. WxS is everyone’s favorite. Either to ship the boys, or yell wonderhoy every 5 seconds. VBS everyone’s second first favorite. To once again, either ship the boys, or… that’s it. They only care about an and kohane because they’re in the same group. Niji 25 everyone only cares about to have arguments on whether Mizuki is transgender, have they/them pronouns, or just have an unknown identity. And also to ship with Ena. Virtual singers. They’re popular from vocaloid but, when it comes to Proseka fandom they only see Kaito and Len. You can’t tell me this ain’t true.
ITS BECAUSE LITTERY EVERY RHYTHM GAME IS FULL OF GIRLS DUDE ITS ACTUALLY MY FIRST TIME SEEING GIRLS AND BOYS BEING IN THE SAME GAME . ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES I KNOW IS FULL OF GIRLS(Excluding Ensemble Stars!!) SO UM YEAH
@@GusGussyGus wow first of all, calm down.. secondly. There’s plenty of rhythm games with mix genders and all guys. It’s just kind of weird how prsk fans only care about the guys though.
hey i saw you on Jack's livestream last night lol also all these memes are so true and relatable except the last (for me) because im not even subscribed yet even tho i watch you everyday like it's already a part of lifestyle
Im telling you bro, Jack play Prosekai in the weirdest possible way, like fucking DID YOU SEE HIM PLAY INTENSE VOICE OF MIKU WITH 2 DAMN GREEN ONION(and getting a FC btw)
The "he played with notifications on" is one of the most relatable thing ever to me, I always forget to turn them off
At least on my phone it told me when tondemo wonderz was out 12 HOURS EARLY
i put my ringtone to emu wonderhoy so...
you... you guys turn it off? i get too lazy to turn it off..
Redmi users with game turbo mode: no probs
Playing with notifications on is a feature, not a mistake.
Leo/need deserves justice, their fanbase has like 4 players lmao
@@rui.superfan you are everywhere
@@tilltheendd
rui fans are everywhere
Agreed
oh look, it’s me, the saki tenma fan
@@tilltheendd Ikr
In my defense as a WxS enjoyer, Tondemo Wonders is an absolute bop, and it's okay to hack into a mall's PA system to play it
so true 😌
100% factual please hack every speaker in the US and have it play Tondemo
@@tsundilemma9952 How about every mall worldwide. I'm not a part of Anonymous, but hear me out
@@ghifariasoka8272 Absolutely
Agreed 👍💯
this was so fun to make ngl
yes
W videos
W
Omg it's wonderful
Heh funny
The guaranteed 4 star banner with paid gems was so relatable
And the getting the featured card first pull. I remember doing a ten pull for fun on Hopeful Stage and I got Minori
same here, i did a single ten pull on the stray bad dogs event and got both an and akito lims😰 the same happened on the hopeful show event and the imprisoned marionette event
This was deadass my case with christmas eve airi😭
Me just starting with the game getting the birthday Mizuki
Once when i did a ten pull on the Minori birthday gacha, I got her (the birthday card) and I was so happy, even though I didn't expect to actually get her
this is EXACTLY the truly accurate representation of the psekai society that really says a lot about the reality psekai gaming community that ive been waiting for!!
HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD
YOU JUST SLAYED ME THE MOMENT RUIKASA BANNER APPEARED NOOOOO
very accurate slander! just missing those people that spend their entire day making their custom profile
i may do a part 2 of this soon
@@nosoydarku if u do ... i will be looking forward to more slander
*me, having just spent all day making a custom profile of exactly three (3) slides* 👀
* sweats, stares at my multiple unfinished custom profiles *
i feel called out
1:27 as an akitoya fan i can very much say this is 100% accurate
i agree
True
True akitoya canon fr
True
me too, but its an x kohane
That sekai RUclipsr part trying to get content is so true the copyright claims are so true
Honestly, I’d give the mmj story credit in that it’s more interesting than fellow mobile gotcha rhythm game’s idol band Pastel palettes. Cause mmj are trying to work themselves up from the bottom, and are basically one gaming console away from being twitch streamers
Pastel palettes genuinely makes me upset when the entire plot was "chisato is meant to Aya" for straight up like a year in bandori
The MMJ members are also way more interesting
Nice profile picture, by the way :)
The MMJ idols also remind me of another fav fictional idol group of mine, Zombieland Saga’s. They’re like if you merged some of those characters together lol
and mmj stories are the accurate portrayal of how crazy the entertainment industries are and how competitive and dark idol life bc alot of ppl still thinks that being and artist is all unicorns and rainbows and mmj is there to tell you no
As someone who used to be into Bandori before getting into Sekai, ngl while Pastel Palettes was not my favorite band both music and story-wise in Bandori I will say I was always one of those people in the small minority who actually loves Chisato as a character and her realistic pessimism of being in the entertainment industry in general for so long. Kinda makes me wish that one of the MMJ girls was more like her tbh to add more conflict (sure there was Airi at first who tried to discourage Minori initially but I was still a lil disappointed that maybe say Haruka at least wasn't like Chisato personality or mindset-wise as I was hoping when getting into MMJ's story lmfao.) Then again I've only recently binged all the unit's full unit stories and none of the event stories yet so guess I should read sum more MMJ event stories first.
what a great day to be a leo/need fan
RIGHT😀
I love leo/need i love the little gay fruit snacks lets go !!
i love my lesbian band girls
Me too
same
ensekai players when they see anything related to leo/need : "leo/mid is trash"
the akitoya part is very much true. because akitoya is indeed canon
"Real grass exist on SEKAI"
Unfortunately, that's true....
2:46 Weakest Emu stamp spammer
Everything is so on POINT lmao, you can change the title also to Leo/Need fans slander.
And as a thumb player, I say:
Finger players when the thumb player FC a song on Master and get Superstar:
👁👄👁
Leo/Need fans after they see 2 jokes about them in a video with over 20 jokes in total:
legit i have a friend who can perfect combo like half the master difficulty with their thumbs o_O
i.. im a menace because whenever i see someone have "thumb player" or just anything hinting the person is a thumb player i choose wowakas songs or 26+ level songs and then get amazed when they fc a expert of it or have atleast 7- misses/good/bad. 💀💀 the only reason it makes it fair is because i use index while on phone so.
I accidentally went past that first part in expert Hatsune Creation Myth 💀
the mmj one was so uncalled for lol
I've been on this game for almost 2 years and still haven't finished their base game story 😭
@@Shinonomiau i
@@Shinonomiau bro just play with their cards and you'll unlock the rest of the story 😭
Also this one isn't part of the reply btw but I really really like MMJ's story it's just kinda feel good :)
@#1RuiKasa Fan AGREED!!
@#1RuiKasa Fan tenshi no clover my love, honestly one of my favorite songs lol
today darku woke up and chose violence
as a wxs fan, i can confirm that i listen to tondemo wonderz 24/7
i LOVE leo/need with my whole heart and i know other people would if they give the unit an opportunity 😔 a lot of players just skip their stories only because a lot of people insist they are boring
good video btw!!
edit: i promise u idc about why u dont like leoni or why u think the other units are better than them (this specifically. i didnt say anything about other units and some ppl still bring them on lol) but u cant deny ppl just think of them like ''the boring mcs'' and dont try to understand them at all. and if u dont read stories of ANY of the groups i dont think ur opinion about the characters matters tbh 😬 and the ''sorry for not caring for high school girls drama'' its really annoying bc at the end of the day every character are teenagers. and they have very much teenage problems. also, if u think leoneed story revolves Only around ''high shcool drama'' idk what to tell u really..... read the events pls....... the main story its NOT the end of their actual story ......
RIGHTTTT
I ADORE LEO/NEED
LEO/NEED IS SO GOOD I LOVE THEM SM /GEN
YES, PREACH!
BASEDD
The ruikasa event one is so true I've been playing in the Japanese server since the potatoes event, and it takes me 1 whole ass year for them to have an event again together..
0:37 ayo man 💀
the leo/need slander holy shit😭
so awesome! and then there is a JACK REFERENCE? now thats a golden video right there
RIGHT JACK LITERALLY PLAYED TONDEMO WONDERZ WITH AN EMU PLUSH OR STH
Jack is an SCP
jack,playing Rolling Girl while rolling
This was the first ever darku video I ever watched. Little did I know that a few months later I would be pulled into a rabbit hole of watching overly edited (but still enjoyable) vids of this Spanish dude playing prosekai with a phone that goes at an amazing 3 fps. And I don’t regret it at all
"Leo/need has no fans"
Me being a fan: *awkwardly sips water* well then
2:40 when I was in a co-op match, I really saw a username "toyaf*cksme" with toya fan title. And another guy with a Toya fan title sent the stamp "good for you" HELPPP Another ones i remember are "tsukasasfat@ss" and "last one to load is gay"
“CreamyKasaToes” “Ruikasa_Simp” are two I’ve seen more than once
Again, RuiXD never fails, i love that joke so much
THE CUSTOMER SUPPORT ONE HELP
The sad things are:
-I played with my notifications on, ALL the times.
-I listened to Nightcord as a morning routine.
-Lastly, I'm Both Thumb player and Android user.
bro i could write the whole bible to explain how much akitoya is canon
1:01 are you watching me? 👁👁
YESTERDAY I LISTENED TO TONDEMO WONDERZ AT LEAST FIVE TIMES AND TODAY SO FAR TWO TIMES LMAOOO
THIS is content
Omg can't believe you put me in the video, rolling around and pretending to be a tumbleweed is my favourite thing to do while listening to the cultural reset that is Shiho's cover of kagerou daze
Tondemo Wonderz is a good song, it satisfies my brain somehow
When all of it is relatable you know it's true
Sekai players when they realized that most of the songs isnt even from sekai itself
0:35 I am proud to be that tumbleweed
Same
no way i got in an darku vidoe
I have to disagree with the leo/need one
When Ryuusei no pulse drops i will be fucking HYPED
And Peaky Peaky
I mean peak is in its name
@@everythingz888 "Our fire music"
yes!!! ryuusei no pulse is my favorite proseka song to date, but i feel like it's super underappreciated :')
Ngl sometimes I choose ifuudoudou on co-op hoping that someone is not playing with headphones
Depressing songs are always a banger
The most surprising thing I've seen in Proseka are the amount of genshin related usernames I've come across. Not to say I dislike it, but names that spell out things like "Tartaglia's cumsock" make Co-op pretty amusing.
Its weird since rythm game have nothing to do with open world
And also the gameplay
leo need solos
W
so true
ikr
2:35 I'm offended
the ruikasa one and the one with the notifications on hurted me SO MUCH WHY YOU HAD TO DO THIS TO ME
0:28 help i was literally so happy when i got shiho's feature card in that one event in the cn server 😭
you talk about en server names but one time on the jp server i played with someone named 天馬家のトイレ and i’m still recovering from the psychic damage
what does that mean?
And Rui’s left toenail
@@duccline toilet of tenma residence
the ifuudoudou was so accurate lmao
2:10 oof
when mmj is the only story that i actually tried reading bc it was the group i chose 😭
HELP I WAS LAUGHING AT THE JACK ONE, THE RUIKASA, 3D MV AND THE 240 CRYSTAL BANNER ONE SO BAD
THE POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE ONE TOO HASSSSHEHAH
As a leo/need fan the leo/need slander is pretty accurate 🤣 I loved it
calling me out with the nightcord joke uh in my defence all the sad songs i keep finding are kinda banger
leo/need song comes out: *i sleep*
its 1: *real s**t*
the shiho solo vers omg,…
@@chappelled YOU GET IT
the neo/leed slander 💀 (i endorse it)
LMAO NEO/LEED
@@duccline WAIT I MEANT LEO/NEED LMAO. so boring i forgor the name (/s) LOL OOPS
im offended /sarc
@@emmac7168 HELP
I'm a thumb player, and got the Mad Skillz title few weeks ago, even got FC on a 29 Master by accident yesterday
bruh the 4 star guaranteed banner one was too accurate
me: Tries to download sekai
PlayStore: this item isn't available in your country.
also me: TRIGGERED
i might be a wxs fan but hearing todenmo wonderz drives me up the wall, there’s always that one person in eng coop lobbies who picks it and im slowly starting to go insane 💃🕺
THE PAID GEMS 4* GUARANTEED ONE IS SO TRUE,, LIKE THE WAY MY SMILE FADES..
"Not accessible in your country"
*goddangit netherlands, they are making everything illegal- why cant i play my gacha games in peace.*
Live, Laugh, Tondemo Wonders
As a thumbs player I’ve never said I was a thumbs player until now
THE JACK ONE IS SO ACCURATE!
but i've been exposed.. its only my 47th time listening to tondemo wonderz today.
this is a masterpiece
WONDERHOIIIII
WONDERHOIIIII!!!!!
As a leoneed fan, I can confirm. We don't exist.
1:00
I can confirm as a WxS fan that's how I am when Tondemo Wonderz
Looking forward to this one
1:06 got me cackling hard.
best video ever, KUDOS DARKU, KUDOS!!
1:38 LOL IT'S LITERALLY ME!!!
With vbs songs
vivid mid squad
To sum up Proseka fandom in one comment.
Units:
Leo/Need has no fans because it’s a all girl group. They only care about them because Saki is Tenma’s sister.
MMJ has no fans because once again… it’s a all girl group.
WxS is everyone’s favorite. Either to ship the boys, or yell wonderhoy every 5 seconds.
VBS everyone’s second first favorite. To once again, either ship the boys, or… that’s it. They only care about an and kohane because they’re in the same group.
Niji 25 everyone only cares about to have arguments on whether Mizuki is transgender, have they/them pronouns, or just have an unknown identity. And also to ship with Ena.
Virtual singers. They’re popular from vocaloid but, when it comes to Proseka fandom they only see Kaito and Len.
You can’t tell me this ain’t true.
What people dont care about all girls group? I thought this game was catered towards simps lmao
@@trigunn3414 exactly lol and most players are girls. So they only focusing on Toya, Akito, Tsukasa and Rui.
ITS BECAUSE LITTERY EVERY RHYTHM GAME IS FULL OF GIRLS DUDE ITS ACTUALLY MY FIRST TIME SEEING GIRLS AND BOYS BEING IN THE SAME GAME . ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES I KNOW IS FULL OF GIRLS(Excluding Ensemble Stars!!) SO UM YEAH
@@GusGussyGus wow first of all, calm down.. secondly. There’s plenty of rhythm games with mix genders and all guys. It’s just kind of weird how prsk fans only care about the guys though.
@@KrabbyPattySecretForumla oop sorry lmfao I like to write with "ABC..." letters but idk most of rhythm games I have found is all girls ...
a lil update:
the whole sekai fandom after turning an event into a world wide meme for just a week
0:10 after the torpe event i was never the same person ever since
hey
i saw you on Jack's livestream last night lol
also all these memes are so true and relatable
except the last (for me) because im not even subscribed yet even tho i watch you everyday like it's already a part of lifestyle
I feel called out for the nightcore depressing music part, even when I dont listen to depressing music.
I was not feeling attacked at all until the Tondemo Wonderz one how dare you
This is what I call an amazing vid
NOT THE LEO/NEED SLANDER MULTIPLE TIMES 😭
the banners one broo why do they always gotta release the good shit when im broke
WAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
0:10 I will wait patiently, thank you 🥲
2:34 c'mon, you don't gotta be like that 😭
1:03 as a wxs fan i can confirm this is my 47th time listening to tondemo wonderz today, not including times i accidentally heard it
The mmj and l/n slander... my two favs... (well, along with every other group I love them all sm)
No need to bully L/N and WWJ bro xD
me grinding more more jump stories bc I genuinely enjoy them:
SAME
Same
1:06 literally all of ensekai tiktok💀💀
there’s ensekai tik tok...? im genuinely scared.
"Come here mafuyu-chan" 💀
Im telling you bro, Jack play Prosekai in the weirdest possible way, like fucking DID YOU SEE HIM PLAY INTENSE VOICE OF MIKU WITH 2 DAMN GREEN ONION(and getting a FC btw)
0:42 pain
0:19
That hurts lol
1:47 WAIT WHATS WRONF W MELT ITS BEEN ONE OF MY FAV VOCALOID SONGS FOR A WHILE
It’s the longest song in pjsk
Bro just destroyed ALL OF THEM SEKAI WHALES
1:05 HA! It’s Niccori Survey Team for me. Get it right.
LEO NEED NEEDS MORE THEY GOT THE BEST SONGS
0:47 eyyy that's me
Crying 😭
2:22 I’d be mad if this wasnt true