Are These the Worst Dad Jokes EVER?

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  • Опубликовано: 9 июл 2019
  • Is Lola laughing because these jokes are funny or because her Dad is super lame? Here's a joke: Why did the belt go to jail? Guess you'll have to watch the video and find out. #dadjokes #laughchallenge #comedy
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    The Holderness Family creates original music, parodies, and Vlogs for RUclips to poke fun of themselves and celebrate the absurdity in circumstances most families face in their day to day life. They published "Christmas Jammies" in December 2013 and life hasn't been the same. Since then, their popular parodies, "All About That Baste", "Baby Got Class," and original music "Snow Day" have received national news coverage. Penn, the Dad, took a chance and left his job as a news anchor to join his wife Kim, the Mom, at their video production and digital marketing company, Greenroom Communications, LLC. Lola and Penn Charles are always happy, respectful and eat all of their vegetables (that last sentence is a lie). Penn, Kim, Lola, and Penn Charles publish Vlogs and other nonsense to this channel as often as they can while remaining sane. Our viewers have become our family and we try our best to respond to comments.
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  • @ryankucera5330
    @ryankucera5330 5 лет назад +241

    Doctor: Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards…
    Dad: AND?!

  • @cosmicb3
    @cosmicb3 5 лет назад +471

    I can’t stop laughing about the kidnapping at school....he’s fine he woke up 😂😂

  • @agent7861
    @agent7861 5 лет назад +511

    What rhymes with orange?
    No it doesn’t.
    That one was the best.

    • @cupofcozy708
      @cupofcozy708 5 лет назад +7

      I don't get the one 😬

    • @thebrickbudds
      @thebrickbudds 5 лет назад +5

      ShinyEvenWonderღ
      What Rhymes with Orange

    • @agent7861
      @agent7861 5 лет назад +20

      ShinyEvenWonderღ It was intended as a question, like “What rhymes with orange?”, but the person took it as a statement, like “What rhymes with orange.” To which he responded with “No it doesn’t.” Because the word ‘what’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘orange’.

    • @xxlillyxx3052
      @xxlillyxx3052 4 года назад +1

      porage

    • @johnyoun1100
      @johnyoun1100 4 года назад +1

      Ya

  • @emilyjayne1125
    @emilyjayne1125 5 лет назад +122

    “Toaster these days do both sides” -Lola 2019

    • @mikeeasley6670
      @mikeeasley6670 4 года назад +5

      I laughed too loudly at that part, and my wife just shook her head.

    • @HeyItsTyler478
      @HeyItsTyler478 2 года назад +2

      #genzquotes

    • @Julian-xt1yb
      @Julian-xt1yb Год назад +1

      I read that as she was saying it in the video 😂😂

  • @gamom1
    @gamom1 5 лет назад +101

    PC’s laugh is contagious..I love it I hope you keep it as a sound bite

  • @morganthefae2641
    @morganthefae2641 5 лет назад +139

    So the other day, I was at my hotel. And in the lobby, there were two chess masters. And they were bragging about past wins. They were chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.

    • @howardk6031
      @howardk6031 4 года назад +3

      Thanks

    • @MorgaineRiddlePrince
      @MorgaineRiddlePrince 3 года назад +2

      Christmas has come early

    • @randomstuff-qu7sh
      @randomstuff-qu7sh 3 года назад +3

      The local newspaper was having a pun contest. I submitted 10 of my best, hoping to win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

    • @elijahwalker2623
      @elijahwalker2623 22 дня назад

      I’m stealing that one! 😂😂😂

  • @bubzilla6137
    @bubzilla6137 5 лет назад +258

    Let's use the comments to share some of our favorites!
    I think I might be addicted to dough. I don't just want it, I KNEAD it!
    I have kleptomania but it's ok. When it gets real bad, I take something for it.
    I was driving to the airport to catch my flight when I saw a sign that said "Airport Left", so I turned around and went home.
    I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
    I got an email saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" And I thought... That's just spam. 😂
    I have the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo.
    To the guy who invented 0- thanks for nothing!
    Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet...
    What did one Dorito farmer say the other Dorito farmer? Hey, Cool Ranch!
    What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!
    I suppose this comment is long enough, probably too long. It's ok. If it makes even one person laugh, it's totally worth it. Have fun everyone!!!! Thanks again, Holderness family, for this awesome opportunity to laugh!!!! 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

    • @sheepie2465
      @sheepie2465 5 лет назад +7

      Bub Zilla this cracked a smile 😀

    • @clydedawg4494
      @clydedawg4494 5 лет назад +4

      The last one had me laughing!

    • @uhhh3958
      @uhhh3958 5 лет назад +23

      My friend told me to stop imitating a flamingo... so i had to put my foot down.
      I told my sister she was drawing her eyebrows too high... she looked surprised.

    • @bubzilla6137
      @bubzilla6137 5 лет назад +2

      @@sheepie2465 Yay!!! 🙂🙂🙂

    • @bubzilla6137
      @bubzilla6137 5 лет назад +2

      @@clydedawg4494 Awesomeness!!! Lol! 🤨😂🤣

  • @lilystar5063
    @lilystar5063 5 лет назад +86

    Penn Charles: I don't get it but I'm laughing 😂

  • @jcpartri
    @jcpartri 4 года назад +77

    I remember fondly my first job as a Mirror cleaner. My friends laughed at me, but it was something I could really see myself doing.

  • @theostaschik6870
    @theostaschik6870 5 лет назад +71

    The one with Captain Kirk and the left ear, right ear, and final frontier was actually funny.

    • @theostaschik6870
      @theostaschik6870 5 лет назад +1

      I love star trek

    • @ikarikid
      @ikarikid 4 года назад +3

      And their not getting the joke made it hilarious

    • @melanyancat5687
      @melanyancat5687 3 года назад

      I still don't get it 😬😅

    • @mrsmack5808
      @mrsmack5808 3 года назад

      I was rollin😂

    • @bigjohn08865
      @bigjohn08865 Год назад

      What does Star Wars and tiolet paper have in common? Klingons

  • @kevinthesquid
    @kevinthesquid 5 лет назад +18

    On the napping one, anyone else notice that the kids and Penn all got it at the same time xD

  • @LaGuardiaCross
    @LaGuardiaCross 5 лет назад +147

    The kidnapping one was clever and the pure idea of cannibals eating a clown is hilarious, even without the punch-line. If I EVER decide to do standup, I need Penn Charles in the front row.

    • @damianzachariah3645
      @damianzachariah3645 2 года назад

      I dont mean to be so off topic but does anybody know a tool to log back into an instagram account?
      I was dumb forgot the account password. I would love any tips you can give me!

    • @felipevalentin5025
      @felipevalentin5025 2 года назад

      @Damian Zachariah instablaster :)

  • @kirstenrudd8424
    @kirstenrudd8424 5 лет назад +161

    Ok. But why is Lola like, an adult now?? for real?!?!? 😭😭😭😭

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 5 лет назад +6

      Kirsten Rudd I don’t know but I’m not ready! She looks like her mama!

    • @fablewable5350
      @fablewable5350 5 лет назад +1

      Yesss

    • @mikeilabiddle1757
      @mikeilabiddle1757 4 года назад +2

      Was just thinking the same thing. Her voice has completely changed from the last time I watched a video, she sounds so much like Penn now! (the girl version, of course)

    • @theemersonwatts
      @theemersonwatts 4 года назад +1

      I know right

    • @joycecheong4308
      @joycecheong4308 4 года назад

      Everyone grows up girl even u

  • @vanessarivers6747
    @vanessarivers6747 5 лет назад +60

    What rhymes with orange.
    No it doesnt.
    I laughed TOO hard at that one.

  • @rmr1279b
    @rmr1279b 5 лет назад +66

    I love how when Penn starts to explain the joke, Lola is like "No, we got it, it just isn't that funny." lol

  • @thatdragon
    @thatdragon 4 года назад +9

    One Of My Favorites. A man gets burned on his left side. The doctor says “There’s not much left.” The nurse says “It will be all right.”

  • @ashleyhickey1369
    @ashleyhickey1369 4 года назад +11

    Your sons laugh could make anyone's day it's infectious! Love your videos ! Keep the laughter coming !

  • @joshuap7406
    @joshuap7406 5 лет назад +31

    I wasn't laughing because of the jokes - I was laughing because Penn (senior) was laughing.

  • @robbymounce5764
    @robbymounce5764 Год назад +3

    I do NOT often tell Dad jokes , but when I do, he USUALLY laughs!

  • @luciesnyder1022
    @luciesnyder1022 4 года назад +94

    Who is watching this 2020?!?!

  • @cliffyj5071
    @cliffyj5071 4 года назад +7

    That is probably one of most awesome family interactions I have ever seen!!!

  • @smittyde
    @smittyde 5 лет назад +152

    I couldn’t decide which Asian food I wanted more, Japanese or Chinese. So, I just called it a Thai.

  • @kkitzhaber
    @kkitzhaber 5 лет назад +146

    Not gonna lie. I stole three of these jokes for my Sunday sermon. Got lots of groans.

  • @aaronrogers8743
    @aaronrogers8743 5 лет назад +30

    How do you catch a unique animal?
    - You Neek up on it!
    How do you catch a tame animal?
    - Tame way you Neek up on it!

  • @offgridnorthwest
    @offgridnorthwest 5 лет назад +14

    The clown joke and the elephant joke were both funny because of the picture on the wall behind you. A big elephant and the word CIRCUS. LOL

  • @micaberman307
    @micaberman307 4 года назад +10

    A waiter walks up to a man at a restaurant and asks, “do you wanna box for that?”.
    The man says “no but I will wrestle you for it”

  • @renee2994
    @renee2994 4 года назад +6

    I hope Penn and his kids always have this close bond

  • @sheem.2450
    @sheem.2450 4 года назад +8

    😂😂😂 "does this taste funny to you??" Lol

  • @peggyharris7849
    @peggyharris7849 5 лет назад +33

    It started out so Dad-lame and by the end I was laughing so hard I was wiping away tears. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @robertemmons2260
    @robertemmons2260 4 года назад +3

    I love dads spending time with their kids, their time together is precious. My daughter and I have shared jokes with each other.

  • @shravansrinivasan4982
    @shravansrinivasan4982 4 года назад +33

    Why do you call an elephant that is ignored? Irrelephant.

  • @XaviWavey
    @XaviWavey 4 года назад +8

    "What rhymes with orange?"
    Dad: "No it doesn't."
    I'm not a dad, but that one is hilarious.

  • @benbuenen7378
    @benbuenen7378 5 лет назад +18

    guilty of resisting arrest... best...joke...ever

  • @cuanw
    @cuanw 5 лет назад +16

    Lola is such a mood

  • @whisperingeaglelanders2339
    @whisperingeaglelanders2339 4 года назад +4

    He laughs so hard his face turns red and the his veins pop out!! He's hilarious...🤣

  • @YasuTaniina
    @YasuTaniina 4 года назад +12

    I'm just laughing at how hard they're laughing 😂

  • @eponymousjones6590
    @eponymousjones6590 4 года назад +5

    With Dad jokes, and puns, a groan is as good as a grin!

  • @lifethisside5712
    @lifethisside5712 5 лет назад +2

    Such fun! I love how the giggles spread through dad to the kids...and somehow magically through the Internet to me and my family! Bravo!

  • @RealtyWebDesigners
    @RealtyWebDesigners 3 года назад +1

    Adorable when the kids finally get a joke! The 'kid napping at school' - Love it!

  • @dsmyle8080
    @dsmyle8080 5 лет назад +8

    Dad, I’m having an allergic reaction. We need to go to the hospital. Let’s not make any rash decisions

  • @dsmyle8080
    @dsmyle8080 5 лет назад +9

    Dad, I got hit in the head with a cola today. At least it was a soft drink

  • @imaanchaudhry725
    @imaanchaudhry725 5 лет назад +25

    Dad joke:
    Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hil-areas.

  • @aprilbreon6210
    @aprilbreon6210 4 года назад +5

    To see Penn laughing so hard is the best part. :)

  • @kathrynlayfield9599
    @kathrynlayfield9599 2 года назад

    I just love the Holderness Family!!! All of you are so joyful! You make it possible to forget all the crazies out there! Penn, order us up a new recipe for just movin' on!

  • @maggiesegura8753
    @maggiesegura8753 4 года назад +4

    Holderness Family my daughter and I were watching this and we were laughing so much. My daughter brought up the fact that your beautiful daughter actually looks a lot like Jennifer Lawrence. A lot of resemblance. Beautiful family. God bless.

  • @nettle7775
    @nettle7775 2 года назад +5

    The funny thing is is that Penn was cracking himself up way more than he was making the kids laugh...that explains a lot.

  • @reneerozevink6029
    @reneerozevink6029 4 года назад

    Thank you Holderness family for such great humor in times like these......

  • @MacaelasEqOfficial
    @MacaelasEqOfficial 2 года назад +3

    At first I was watching with content, but after the the kidnapping I was wheezing the rest of the way through. This was HILARIOUS. My request is more!

  • @blessedwithchallenges9917
    @blessedwithchallenges9917 Год назад +3

    Laughing with your kids, regardless of how cool the jokes are, that's great!

  • @ashd7289
    @ashd7289 5 лет назад +4

    I got one, why can't a t-rex clap his hands .... Them: there too short? No cause there extinct.. hahhah

  • @skylad27
    @skylad27 5 лет назад +11

    I went and told my family almost all of these. It took my brother a good 5 minutes for him to get the "kidnapping" one (with help by my parents to explain it) . By then it wasn't funny anymore. 😂😂💕

  • @MessoverOG
    @MessoverOG 4 года назад +1

    😱The cannibal joke was awful to share with kids, yet I'm still laughing! 🤣

  • @landonhorton4419
    @landonhorton4419 2 года назад

    Penn: "Oh wait...I just got it!" Classic.

  • @dsmyle8080
    @dsmyle8080 5 лет назад +6

    Welcome to our restaurant. Do you have reservations? No, I’m pretty sure I want to eat here

  • @zkarebear
    @zkarebear 4 года назад +4

    I love how the pile of phones in front of Penn just keeps growing.

  • @b.bailey8244
    @b.bailey8244 4 года назад +1

    the star trek joke and the kids' responses...and the school kidnapping rofl - and the cannibal joke is the best!

  • @lindahurst7114
    @lindahurst7114 3 года назад +1

    This is truly what CONTAGIOUS LAUGHTER should feel like and we sure could use more of it!!😂🤣🤪love this family!!!❤️ lkh

  • @exinilda
    @exinilda 3 года назад

    On my hard days I watch these and I laugh.. thank you Holderness family.. ❤️🙏

  • @albert214
    @albert214 2 года назад

    Outstanding. Just look at how funny you guys are being locked up together.

  • @mjmiddleton370
    @mjmiddleton370 4 года назад +4

    These are great! I'm a mom but I use the dad jokes. My husband just looks at me like your daughter does. 😂
    My niece and I (we're close in age) send each other dad jokes all the time. Lol

  • @PatricesProjects
    @PatricesProjects 4 года назад +3

    The jokes got better with each phone! Lol. Just like your daughter, I kept laughing because you were laughing!

  • @MaverickVersusEverything
    @MaverickVersusEverything 5 лет назад +1

    Thanks for bringing us along. Mav flips out when he watched. --Dadders

  • @whatever7326
    @whatever7326 3 года назад +1

    The Holderness Family has become a part of my new favorite watches. So funny and entertaining. Thank you. I've seen a few but realized I was missing out on so many more videos. Love it. Keep up the great work.

  • @arasartsandjewelry7647
    @arasartsandjewelry7647 4 года назад

    The best part was the contagious laughter between the three. It was adorable.

  • @Qster1584
    @Qster1584 2 года назад +2

    Love Penn and Lola's father daughter relationship. LOL, Penn, I think Lola was actually laughing at you and not with you. Thank you for this video. Love seeing great family relationships.

  • @Sacredfire4Jesus
    @Sacredfire4Jesus 4 года назад +6

    How does the mathemachicken solve problems? ... with a cluckulator!

  • @zanastrange1878
    @zanastrange1878 2 года назад

    🤣 It’s so delightful to watch your kids growing up & y’all laughing together over you very funny bad jokes

  • @GigiHudnall
    @GigiHudnall 2 года назад

    My 17 year old tells "Dad Jokes" all the time. I can't wait to show him this video! I was laughing so hard, but it was because YOU were laughing so hard! And I love it when you have the kids in the videos!!!

  • @lauradunn6413
    @lauradunn6413 3 года назад

    Just watching you all laugh... hahaha!! Thank you!!

  • @odonovan
    @odonovan 2 года назад +1

    WRONG! Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You take the turret. I'll drive!" 😁

  • @daycaremom13
    @daycaremom13 5 лет назад

    I know I've said it before, but PC's laugh is so contagious. He could make the lamest joke hilarious! Everyone was laughing so much I was just laughing along too. I love how Lola was like, " you're laughing way too hard at these jokes but I'm laughing because you're laughing". Thanks, I so needed that lighthearted video this morning!

  • @Jlauffen
    @Jlauffen 4 года назад +2

    I think this turned into a video of non-stop laughter 😂

  • @NatureArtist-tw1iq
    @NatureArtist-tw1iq 5 лет назад +2

    If a kid doesn’t sleep at nap time, is he resisting a rest? 😆😆😆😆

  • @rmlectronicsuk2410
    @rmlectronicsuk2410 4 года назад +1

    Lovely happy family. Best wishes from Holderness, UK

  • @DavidDeelLoco
    @DavidDeelLoco 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bless her heart. She keeps questioning why she's laughing. So cute.

  • @cuttingkel
    @cuttingkel 3 года назад

    Ya.. Anything to make Penn Jr laugh more! So Awesome! Ya can't help but laugh along!

  • @Snagglepuss1952
    @Snagglepuss1952 4 года назад

    Great lighthearted madness, cheers

  • @roberthix
    @roberthix 5 лет назад +2

    One of my favorite so far. I love dad jokes.

  • @Rand_OmLoser
    @Rand_OmLoser 4 года назад +2

    I don’t always tell dad jokes....
    but when I do, he usually laughs.

  • @1988ladykay
    @1988ladykay 5 лет назад

    Lola is all of us with our dad’s “you’re laughing way too hard at these!”

  • @justr4dxsh998
    @justr4dxsh998 3 года назад

    Lola: You’re laughing way too hard at this. You shouldn’t be laughing this hard.

  • @EZequestrian88
    @EZequestrian88 4 года назад +2

    You know penn is out of breath when you see the vein on his forehead pop out! Ha!

  • @savvy3tv632
    @savvy3tv632 4 года назад +14

    My parents’ friends were joking about how their oldest looks like she could be her brother’s mother, and my dad said “Yeah. I mean Savvy and I look so alike, I could be her father!” The other dad cracked up and gave my dad a high five. Me and the other teens just stared at him. 😒🤪

  • @pamelaJoyce384
    @pamelaJoyce384 4 года назад +1

    The Clown joke always gets me!

  • @hollybaird2402
    @hollybaird2402 5 лет назад +1

    I just added these to my collection. Can't wait to tell them to my kids!

  • @Southernblonde1310
    @Southernblonde1310 5 лет назад +5

    Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?
    .
    .
    Because he wanted to get along little doggy.

    • @dr.r.k.shaffer555
      @dr.r.k.shaffer555 4 года назад

      Yosemite Sam sang, oh I can't get along little doggie good I can't even get one that's small. I can't get along little doggie. I can't get a doggie at all!

  • @mixibo
    @mixibo 5 лет назад +4

    This is proof that dad jokes can actually be funny!!!!

  • @averyce2
    @averyce2 5 лет назад

    This was the best birthday present in a long time. I split a spleen laughing. 😃😅😂

  • @user-ne8eu9ks3w
    @user-ne8eu9ks3w 3 года назад

    I am mostly laughing because their laughter is contagious. May we contract laughter and not covid. Thank you 😊

  • @helenetrstrup4817
    @helenetrstrup4817 4 года назад +1

    Hahaha. I was laughing way too hard at the kidnapping joke before either of the 3 of you caught on to it. 😂

  • @DawnHarveyPenguin
    @DawnHarveyPenguin 5 лет назад +16

    That was awesome! Needs a sequel. Or several :D

  • @evabailey3860
    @evabailey3860 4 года назад +4

    They didn't get the Star Trek reference! They didn't get it!

  • @benjaminculbertson2388
    @benjaminculbertson2388 Год назад

    "Two cannibals are eating a clown!" *everyone starts laughing*

  • @aang3267
    @aang3267 5 лет назад +3

    Omg Lola's voice!!!!!!!!! She has grown up so much

  • @emr1408
    @emr1408 5 лет назад +5

    Lol the darth vader toast one reminded me of something, I have a toaster that prints darth vader into your toast, maybe thats how he likes his toast

  • @MichaelSmith-cn2fm
    @MichaelSmith-cn2fm 3 года назад

    Hey guys, these jokes are the best. When you told the one about the cannibals and the clown, my 8 year old son cried with laughter.

  • @lucydespain4946
    @lucydespain4946 4 года назад +1

    You should totally make a part two!!!

  • @tombell7455
    @tombell7455 3 года назад

    The Holderness Family, more dad jokes please.

  • @TheGirl1229
    @TheGirl1229 5 лет назад

    This was hilarious! Had to show it to my husband. He loves dad jokes 😂

  • @cathymara4562
    @cathymara4562 3 года назад

    Funniest jokes ever. So quotable. You guys are the best.