Ichigo🍓 finds out how guys pee sitting down🚽
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
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Edited by LawnGnome (@lawngnome67)
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i got a fight or flight instinct seeing that drawing...
I just burst out laughing seeing her mention it
the chance of that happening is very low but not zero LUL
The chance increase the more alcohol you drink
It's quiet with a zero chance of splash. It's optimal when you think about it.
Who cares about it being quiet? Who cares about splash? Don't be silly.
@@AkiRa22084 People with "wives" or whatever. Old people propaganda tbh.
@@nonplayercharacter12333 Old people are smarter and wiser than these hideous new generations.
Tradition is empiricism.
Assert dominance, stand and maximum pressure
@@spugelo359 Now we're talking!
What they don't tell you is that there's a secret trap door that opens up when men use the toilet.
We just aim our staffs to the rim, it's easy. XD
her normal talking voice triggers my ASMR lol amazing
Standing up: Average stamina
Sitting down: Sick or really tired
Handstand: Elite skill & stamina
The sick part is really accurate. I can imagine myself leaning over and bracing like in those airline safety videos when I’m feeling really ill
You pee standing up when youre at home? 🤨
Just wait until she finds out about the men's room etiquette.
She a curious girl.
This is when the leg tuck comes in handy
lol, she's a pretty good artist
if he's just sitting with an absolute zero effort on adjusting anything, yeah that can happen. It has to be aimed downward.
Also if the aiming is done carelessly, the part can absolutely touch the surface of various parts of a toilet no one would want to contact.
I believe it's way safer and cleaner for a man to just pee standing.
Depends on your height. The closer you are to the toilet the safer. If you're a lamp post pissing from downtown your piss is either going to rebound from the inside, or the stream is too wild and random spurts of piss will miss the rim. Standing is obviously much more ergonomic so if you're not the one cleaning the toilet you're better off standing.
skill issue
@@MegaCreativeName Just pee in a bottle and empty the bottle into the toilet when you're done. You can keep the bottle next to your toilet and just use the same one for a few months before it starts feeling a bit weak integrally, this is speaking from experience. Also, I recycle the bottles afterwards lol :D
not kidding that it has a mind of its own. will literally point straight forward even when flaccid and looking out of the bowl like " hey bro . " ....
Hahahahahaha c'mon Ichigo XD
You have to move the thing so it can aim into the toilet XD
Cheers!
she's not wrong
Just sit on it backwards
why didn't i think of that
Now you know Ichigo!
It usually doesn't happen that way
but it can
it has
its embarrassing
Not entirely wrong
I just push it down with my fingers, so it aims into the toilet.
Kenpachi Zaraki wants to know your location.
this but pressurised
When it's been 6 hours so you're suddenly playing Powerwash Simulater for about thirty seconds.
What a super cute voice.
Ow god twitter what are u teaching this poor soul? 😢
woman of culture indeed
For most guys, we usually just push the PP down between the legs and it's fine. However... usually in the morning when we wake up, the PP is stiff and difficult to push downward so we stand, lift the toilet seat up instead and aim for the side of the bowl.
See while I don't see this as personally true, judging by the state I've found some public restrooms in. I can't for certain say it's entirely false.
Alright, you got me, that was cute. This trend of JP girls deciding to become English VTubers is nice.
The 20'th century french feminist Simone de Beavouir told me to pee sitting down. So know I can't do it standing up. I was really serious about feminist stuff back in the day.
Sitting down peeing is honestly the cleanest way to do it. I tell my friends to sit peeing, if they go to my toilet - I don't want to clean up after them. Also, it is not a dirty conversation - how are you supposed to know about this stuff if you don't ask?
Only a man sitting down pees his pants while trying to use the toilet. They even make shields for toilet seats to prevent this from happening, why the heck don't all seats have that shield though??
I subbed after seeing a certain streamer react to a certain clip about a "cat."
Yup. Gotta tuck lmao
Who ever dislike this video has a saved sit in hell.
This is true, but also the toilet seat is squeezing it flat with all the weight sitting on it
....What?
100% accurate
I usually aim down, just in case!
The way i met a new Vtuber...
Ichigo, unless a dingdong is half a meter long, we don't have that issue xD
speak for yourself brother, I've had that scenario happen to me before when I wasn't careful
@@gabrieldeluca9790 Nah dude he just has a half a meter long dong. Suffering from success they call him./
I think resting angle is more the issue, rather than length.
skill issue
It could happen.. if it's that long.......
I don't know about that, I just know pee is stored in the balls
depends on size tbh
Nags gang rise up
Just plank on the toilet seat and align your PP on the hole for optimized and silent water splash since you're covering the whole hole with your body~
Perfect for dudes with MOTIVATED wood too~
I don't want to dip in the water.
Your English is cute!
Dear, nooooooooooooooooo that's not how we do that sitting nor standing!! T n T
That was so funny. Remember to like and subscribe, lol
How far up the stomach does your thing have to be to pee over the seat? LOL
It doesn't have to be over, most seats have a handy gap for the pee to go under and escape into your pants and shoes. I'm not even talking about the toilet seats that literally don't even have a front. C
cute
that is not funny
this is not a laughing matter
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