You have no idea how many time I've tried to meditate and ended up thinking about sea otters. Episode 5 & 6 of Kenobi now on the patreon: www.patreon.com/CharlieHopkinson London Show March 28th (Or joing the waitlist): www.charlie-hopkinson.com/shows
Just bc that's what he and the council now doesn't mean it's true? Think about how many jedi there were then and how TPM only tells a story from the perspective of a few characters in the whole skywalker arc.
@@alastairstock118 Yup. Another thing is, who’s to say the Jedi weren’t a little sketchier than they’d admit? What if they’d cover up everything they witnessed here in Acolyte, hid it from the public? After all, the only Jedi that should be alive from this time to Phantom Menace are Yoda and Yaddle. None the less the fact that the Jedi seen in this show could be killed before they give a proper report. Plus, these darksiders although most likely Sith do not have to be Sith. Just because someone bleeds their Crystal doesn’t mean they inherently have to be a Sith, just look at Dagan Gera, he chose to bleed his crystal during Jedi: Survivor, but he were no Sith. I dunno, I feel there can be a lot of explanations, none the less the idea that a lot of the Jedi by the time of Phantom Menace could just be unaware of this whole ordeal’s details.
Back in my day the Sith were actually extinct, now all these Younglingster Jedi are out here spreading Bantha tales about how one actually existed back in my day, utterly ridiculous!
Hey originally only Vader was a Sith. The derpy Emperor was actually a dark jedi. Then again Leia wasn't Luke's sister until Return was written so... ch-ch-changes!
@@Сайтамен Dark jedi are jedi who fell to the dark side but didn't join the Sith religion. Like Barriss Offee and Baylan Skoll. Sith is a religion that focuses on the dark side, but they don't own feelings of hate, fear, and pain.
@@Сайтамен As another has stated, to elaborate, Sith have a code and set of beliefs, religion they have to follow essentially. A dark Jedi is simply a Jedi who fell to the dark, who does not follow any of the given beliefs or codes. Iirc a Dark Jedi can also just be a darkside user generalized, though not sure on that. Otherwise, it’s in the same vain as say the Nightsisters or Knights of Ren, they are darkside users, but they are not inherently Sith as they follow different codes, beliefs, and religions.
I laughed way too hard at someone’s killing jedi. Anakin where are you right now? Anakin over the phone: this was a 100 years in the past my master. I wasn’r even born yet. Oh that checks out.
I like Charlie's idea that midichlorians act like fuel to power the force - so anytime a Jedi does some lazy thing like pick up a coffee cup, he's burning up millions of little living midichlorians to do that.
It’s funny how Star Wars went from being so diverse in population during the high republic era but once the empire hit everyone suddenly became English and a few Americans 😂😂😂
Actually, in Star Wars Rebels, we see at the imperial academy that almost all the recruits have American accents, meaning that they DO take classes on having English accents. I did steal that joke from Killian Experience, but I still headcanon it.
@nightmarezero8465 I mean, in terms of Disney star wars, Rebels is actually pretty good. Sure it drags at times, but overall its a pretty good show. Still made by the same team that did clone wars, so the only real difference was the company overhead. Disney's done plenty of awful things with Star wars, but just blanket calling everything they put out bad seems a bit narrow-minded to me.
There’s probably some Legends reason for it. Like how Palpatine’s dislike of aliens accounts for their absence on imperial ships. Probably he had a thing for accents too. I like the idea that everyone is trained in BBC English at the academy 😂
There are three types of sea otter. Guardian, Consular and Sentinel. Guardians are focused mainly on lightsaber combat and have blue lightsabers (Obi-Wan, Anakin), Consulars' focus is on use of the Force, their lightsabers are green (Yoda, Qui-Gon) and Sentinels are trained to seek out and destroy the dark side and the sea otters that use it. Their lightsabers are yellow. Sea! Otters! Always win! Sea Otters always win!
@@musclecat1005 There is always one old otter that doesn't ever go on missions, only offers criticism, and generally walks around with a look on his face like he is upset with the amount of snakes on his plane. Thats the purple one.
2:56 the poor alien child (at far right, insert) who cannot close his or her eyes. They should have given him or her nictitating membranes. Do none of these people watch Sir David Attenborough’s wildlife specials?
Sadly jedi survivor establishes that bacta has been around 500 years before the events of phantom menace but maybe that was a special case because it was a covered in advanced equipment everywhere so bacta could have been super hard to maintain in the tank that it required an entire floor to handle bacta
Wait, I always thought Wookies normally wear clothes- Chewbaca is just a nudist but the junk doesn't show so nobody minds (accept for other Wookies, probably why he hangs with the Humans).
You have no idea how many time I've tried to meditate and ended up thinking about sea otters.
Episode 5 & 6 of Kenobi now on the patreon: www.patreon.com/CharlieHopkinson
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Please do bad batch reaction
Sea otters are adorable! 🦦🦦🦦 I suspect they meditate a lot, just like sloths. 🦥🦥🦥
PLZ reatc to the Old Republic Cinematics
Equidistant - so grown up 😉✌️
You can have the ones in front of my place.
2:07 Obi-wan thinking about Ewan McGregor talking about sea otters
Me for real
How did you get 100+ likes for time stamping something everyone saw in the video?
@@TheThreeScoots Because WE'RE LOOKING AT SEA OTTERS
@@MHScrat makes sense
They're once and the same. Ewan had no life outside of Kenobi
It’s funny because Quigon was the first person to see a red lightsaber in 1000 years
the first person who lived to report it
Just bc that's what he and the council now doesn't mean it's true? Think about how many jedi there were then and how TPM only tells a story from the perspective of a few characters in the whole skywalker arc.
@@alastairstock118 Yup. Another thing is, who’s to say the Jedi weren’t a little sketchier than they’d admit? What if they’d cover up everything they witnessed here in Acolyte, hid it from the public? After all, the only Jedi that should be alive from this time to Phantom Menace are Yoda and Yaddle. None the less the fact that the Jedi seen in this show could be killed before they give a proper report. Plus, these darksiders although most likely Sith do not have to be Sith. Just because someone bleeds their Crystal doesn’t mean they inherently have to be a Sith, just look at Dagan Gera, he chose to bleed his crystal during Jedi: Survivor, but he were no Sith. I dunno, I feel there can be a lot of explanations, none the less the idea that a lot of the Jedi by the time of Phantom Menace could just be unaware of this whole ordeal’s details.
He said sith… these may just be dark Jedi
Wait.. you think Disney cares about continuity? Consistency?
Lmao "Anakin where are you right now"
the Forces ... Dad?
That was so funny lol
to busy killing the younglings
My coworkers think I am a lunatic walking around singing, "Good -- guys -- always -- win! Good guys always win!"
Rightly so. It’s pretty niche
Non-sci-fi nerds have no idea how much fun they miss out on. Just pity them and keep singing.
This part got me rollin😂
I guess the Disney rewrite would be “Good gays always win er her er her.”
Omg that documentary flashback with Ewan and the otters was hilarious.
"I see fire."
The Jedi: "Yea.... She's got to go."
Probably kill her while she sleeps.
1:11 surprising Qui-Gon still trusts his gut after Maul was through with him 😅
Well he’s learned about bacta now
...you mean after Maul's Lightsaber was through (with) his gut.
@@ZeroB4NG that is what I meant but I could've chosen my wording better
Back in my day the Sith were actually extinct, now all these Younglingster Jedi are out here spreading Bantha tales about how one actually existed back in my day, utterly ridiculous!
There was dark jedi during these times
Hey originally only Vader was a Sith. The derpy Emperor was actually a dark jedi. Then again Leia wasn't Luke's sister until Return was written so... ch-ch-changes!
@@justinhammer3196 Where was it ever stated that the Emperor wasn't a Sith? And what's the diference between a sith and a dark jedi anyway?
@@Сайтамен Dark jedi are jedi who fell to the dark side but didn't join the Sith religion. Like Barriss Offee and Baylan Skoll. Sith is a religion that focuses on the dark side, but they don't own feelings of hate, fear, and pain.
@@Сайтамен As another has stated, to elaborate, Sith have a code and set of beliefs, religion they have to follow essentially. A dark Jedi is simply a Jedi who fell to the dark, who does not follow any of the given beliefs or codes. Iirc a Dark Jedi can also just be a darkside user generalized, though not sure on that. Otherwise, it’s in the same vain as say the Nightsisters or Knights of Ren, they are darkside users, but they are not inherently Sith as they follow different codes, beliefs, and religions.
Charlie Hopkinson is the best part of Disney Star Wars...the rewatch factor alone.....and Space Ham
"Oooo meemeee!!! I'm no good until I've had my ham!"😂
Qui-Gon rocking dat Dora the Jedi Masta haircut tho
They screwed up his bangs pretty badly. 😮
"I showed this to the hairdresser .... They f***ked it." 🤣🤣👌👌
Youngling: I see fire-
Obi Wan: -and I see rain?
I see James Taylor
Icy Fire.
@@bigbuck1318 now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time ...
Charlie I'm constantly impressed with your continuing storylines with these characters, I love it .
Qui Gon when he notices his crisps are gone- “Swiper no swiping!!”
Qui Gon 😂 "That will teach you to trust" 💚🤘
“The Force’s dad.?” I love how it’s a statement and a question at the same time and both are totally appropriate.
1:00... Important life lesson, right there.
The Charlie F off with the hand movement was the best thing ever. and oh no my man’s feet are showing, first Jedi ghost on feet finder😂
Not gonna lie, that Kyber crystal song was legit haha
I laughed way too hard at someone’s killing jedi. Anakin where are you right now? Anakin over the phone: this was a 100 years in the past my master. I wasn’r even born yet. Oh that checks out.
The sea otter bit had me laughing out loud, nice one Charlie
I like Charlie's idea that midichlorians act like fuel to power the force - so anytime a Jedi does some lazy thing like pick up a coffee cup, he's burning up millions of little living midichlorians to do that.
I'll only be seeing bits of this show because of you, Charlie.
You actually provide quality entertainment 💪
I can't believe no one has shrieked at you for making this comment yet haha. Let me be the first:
You white supremacist! Reeeeeeee!
I can't believe no one has shrieked at you for making this comment yet haha. Crazy. Maybe people are finally trusting their eyes, ironically.
Quality entertainment and quality control. Charlie suffers so we don't have to.
3:39 Poor Handakin. Hearing about The Force doing his mom
i lost it when gandalf busted out the guitar for i see fire- true comedy gold
These guys explain the new show much better than other pod cast. Charlie, you’ve done a wonderful job again.
"Ooh so it's pre-bacta?"
Qui instantly became quite interested
"That'll teach you to trust!!" - Master Qui Gon Jinn, Paragon of Virtue
"I See Fire" that was the first thing that came to my mind too.
i like how the immediate suspect for killing jedi even tho this happend 100 years ago is still anakin lmao... dont blame them tho
Well we do seem to have world between worlds time portals so wouldn’t put it past him to find some way to get a fresh batch of younglings.
Ah this never gets old seeing Qui Gon and Obi Wan react to stuff
He called Ki-Adi Mundi. He knew before all of us.
so many good lines, and you brought back, "good guys always win", which is a hit, PURE GOLD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Oh look it's Yoda's bestie with a... is that a skin fade?" absolutely destroyed me
It’s funny how Star Wars went from being so diverse in population during the high republic era but once the empire hit everyone suddenly became English and a few Americans 😂😂😂
Actually, in Star Wars Rebels, we see at the imperial academy that almost all the recruits have American accents, meaning that they DO take classes on having English accents.
I did steal that joke from Killian Experience, but I still headcanon it.
Actually in England we're all born with American accents but we're brought up to be evil and imperial so it turns that way.
@person_guy3505 actually star wars rebels doesn't exist to most fans. ZZZ.
Crappy Disney star wars zzzzz
@nightmarezero8465 I mean, in terms of Disney star wars, Rebels is actually pretty good. Sure it drags at times, but overall its a pretty good show. Still made by the same team that did clone wars, so the only real difference was the company overhead. Disney's done plenty of awful things with Star wars, but just blanket calling everything they put out bad seems a bit narrow-minded to me.
There’s probably some Legends reason for it. Like how Palpatine’s dislike of aliens accounts for their absence on imperial ships. Probably he had a thing for accents too. I like the idea that everyone is trained in BBC English at the academy 😂
man the effort you put into these is amazing
The moment Charlie appears 🎉 lol it’s like a cameo for each episode ! Classic keep this channel going!
I see fire. I knew Gandalf was showing up
he just wants to be part of the team
bro just wants to be included in the fun
@@CharlieHopkinsonhe just wants to be part of the fellowship
Welcome back, glad you are healthy.
A Skin Fade I'm fooking done 😂😂😂😂
I look more forward to these clips than I do the actual show!!!!!
Maybe Yoda and Yaddle are off making Grogu?
Grogu is "only" 50.
@@K_1_T_S_U_N_Ebut gestation period is 50 or more years also
Totally called the Ki Adi Mundi appearance 😂😂
Hysterical as always, THANKS!!!
“Ki Adi looks about 200. He could be in it.” Oh buddy. 😂 Yeah he’s in it, alright. And now he is outside the circle of trust!!
Oh snap. Anakin on the phone is hilarious. Great stuff Charlie and Team! Good on You!!
Everyone just looks better all the time. You are doing great. Thank you so much.
Damn you called Mundi!!!
There are three types of sea otter. Guardian, Consular and Sentinel. Guardians are focused mainly on lightsaber combat and have blue lightsabers (Obi-Wan, Anakin), Consulars' focus is on use of the Force, their lightsabers are green (Yoda, Qui-Gon) and Sentinels are trained to seek out and destroy the dark side and the sea otters that use it. Their lightsabers are yellow.
Sea! Otters! Always win! Sea Otters always win!
i took a quiz and got the blue one :)
KOTOR recognise ✊️
But what about purple
@@musclecat1005 There is always one old otter that doesn't ever go on missions, only offers criticism, and generally walks around with a look on his face like he is upset with the amount of snakes on his plane. Thats the purple one.
Wasn’t even fully watching it and the Sea Otters insert had me rolling.
I wonder if Liam Neeson and Ewan McGregor knows about these lol
No one outside of the hardcore Star Wars fan base has any idea about anything we do
Ewan definitely does someone has definitely told him
They prob fukin love this.
I hope they do 👍
They probably do and love it
"Ill teach you to trust" 😂
The only reason I still even want to watch any new Star War is this channel.
Seems like Qui-Gon was the true Phantom menace all along
"Someone is killing Jedi"
"Anikin, where are you"
That had me laughing
The forces dad! 😂
I consider these part of the extended canon. So good.
I like the improved Jedi robes this time around! 😂❤
Can't wait to see Quigon's reaction when someone gets stabbed in the gutt again and lives😂
I was just about to watch this video till i just got a ad that said "Over 66?" Legit perfect timing
Ok this was really good. Qui was super sassy and im here for it. This seems like its levelled up a bit. Top work
Obi Wan: hey! It's Yoda's bestie! 😃😐🤨 Is that a skin fade??? Qui: I should've got a skin fade 😒
I never would've watched these shows in their original format, thanks for making them tolerable by mocking them incessantly!!
Quid Games: Squid Games with the Force and lightsabers. This is where the fun begins.
2:24 in and im dying already lmfao!
Qui gon is just too iconic in this format😭
Can I just say...3:02 the potato chip is eaten by his cheek. Phenomenal.
2:56 the poor alien child (at far right, insert) who cannot close his or her eyes. They should have given him or her nictitating membranes. Do none of these people watch Sir David Attenborough’s wildlife specials?
I look forward to Star wars content coming out so I can see Charlie's take. Which is informative and funny. I love u dude!
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Poor Charlie with his crutches.
"You could train me...", just screams Tiny Tim and Oliver Twist.
"Please sir, teach me the FORCE sir!"
Why is he on crutches!?
@@Reelglad He just got an operation. Still in recovery. The poor man.
The sea otters stuff gets me every. single. time.
2:09 “ we are looking at sea otters 🦦 SIX OF THEM” hahaha
Dang it, whenever I see Qui-Gon snacking I always add some chips and cookies to my next grocery order.
And entire children's catapillar cakes? :D
Welcome back my man! Missed your videos
This going to be better than the actual show
1:12 those crips are so good. I'm jealous of Qui-Gon
I kinda thought Obi-Wan would day dream about riding motorcycles around the world with Charlie Boorman
2:34 I thought the exact same thing when the youngling said that
So when’s Quid-Games coming out…Seriously when ???
“It’s a foot” I lost it 😂
I like how every member of Yoda's species is referred to as some variation of Yoda lmao
Sadly jedi survivor establishes that bacta has been around 500 years before the events of phantom menace but maybe that was a special case because it was a covered in advanced equipment everywhere so bacta could have been super hard to maintain in the tank that it required an entire floor to handle bacta
"Don't bring the force to a knife fight"
😂 i found that funny.
"This tells us nothing." Pretty much.
Utterly hilarious. I downloaded thisvid 🍏
Qui Gon, Gandalf interactions are the best
the way qui punched OB1 looked peronal 🤣
Train the boy, I mean Charlie. Train the Charlie.
Tbh I would totally watch Obi and Qui react to the Jedi game series, whether it’s the cutscenes or just the trailers.
Thank you for making this trailer entertaining!
had to hear what Obi was gonna say about this one 🤣🤣
Sea Otters - unexpected genius.
Obi wan seeing the otters 🦦 😂😂😂 that got me
I guarantee these reaction videos will be much better than the actual show.
This is the New Star Wars Show! 🍷Cheers!
This is and will remain my only viewing of the Acolytes trailer.
Thanks for cheering me up Charlie.
Im more excited for how you cover this show, then the actual show lol
Wait, I always thought Wookies normally wear clothes- Chewbaca is just a nudist but the junk doesn't show so nobody minds (accept for other Wookies, probably why he hangs with the Humans).