heavymetallust The scene right after when the mom asks if he has protection ( from rain) and he says "yes ma'am, assorted colors and textures" I nearly lost my shit lolol, they're all so oblivious
So is Jans. Hahaha. If you listen you can hear it. Not sure what the accent is called. Almost mid-century NE meets L.A. valley girl. She sounds alot like Jan from the orig show
@@m56214 September 1969 the music..the fashion.. .tv shows/movies were changing alot into the 1970s...70s pretty much already kicked in late 1969 ..i know this cause was there and YES it was still 60s end of that decade but pretty much OVER...
Hahaha, sometimes, when I see this, I forget it's the remake. The Brady actors did a really good job of embodying the original cast but making it their own as well.
When I was younger, I thought it was the real brady bunch. Lmao. I just thought they had all gotten a little older. Henriette freaking NAILED it as Alice. I re-watched the movie again after like 10 years and didnt even realize that the real Alice had a cameo as the truck driver. I was laughing so hard, that truly was amazing.
+AfroKenny Of course; That crappy show Family Guy stole all its ideas from much better shows and movies and such. Only cretins watch that unamusing horseshit of a show.
The actresses that played Marcia and Jan in these movies really nailed their parts. The other family members did as well, but these two in particular stand out.
I went into this clip expecting to see Kaley Cuoco as Marcia Brady, but I now realize she actually played Maureen McCormick in the TV movie "Growing Up Brady." Hey, did anybody notice David Leisure as the sleazy photographer?
She was pretty crazy on the show, pretending to have a boyfriend, freaking out because she resembled her aunt as a child, freaking out about freckles, freaking out about her glasses to the point of not wearing them at all, screaming in the middle of the night because she remembered where her locket got lost, wearing a wig to take an an alter ego......yeah pretty nuts.
Marsha favoured narcissistic personality golden child.... Jan family scapegoat, black sheep, Family symptom bearer identified patient..., www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1300/J135v07n04_04
The character work and comic timing from Christine Taylor and Jennifer Elise Cox in this film is outstanding. They don't deliberately play lines for laughs, they actually invest in the truth of the characters which in turn makes it all the more hilarious. So, so good.
What blows my mind is that he was only 16 when he did it too. He looks so young in 1989. I mean, I know Eric is 18 but he looks like he's in his 20's 😂
Everyone talks about the great job Christine Taylor (Ben Stiller's wife, yes really) did as Marcia, but the kids who played Peter and Cindy were dead-on also.
Alan DeMoss I think all the kids in this movie looked and sounded exactly like you they were supposed to be. Even the adults. the person who did the casting for this movie deserves a medal seriously
90s movies had such a comforting vibe to them...I know it's mostly me looking through nostalgia glasses because I was born in 91, but still. The camera quality being somewhere between old school and modern made such a unique feel. Cant explain it. And the style back then. How everyone wore these like standard light colored Levi Jean's that weren't baggy nor tight, just straight fit. Plain Reebok shoes. Plain shirts with no logos. Plaid or solid ir striped. Just the whole vibe of EVERY movie in the 90s was just so relaxing to me. I just recently watched fried green tomatoes. Same feeling. Beethoven, the original first movie. Same. Goldeneye 007. Space jam. Good will hunting. 80s movies had a very comforting and similar vibe as well. But for being born in 91, the 90s movies were just perfect. Slightly fancier quality and the style. God I miss it. This movie was in 95 so that's right in the thick of it. It makes me so happy yet a bit sad. Melancholy
Then I recommend *The Highwaymen* on Netflix. It just came out. It's about the hunt for Bonnie & Clyde and stars Kevin Costner and Woody Harrelson. But more importantly, it has that '90s nostalgia you described even though it takes place in the '30s. I experienced exactly that while watching the film. The cinematography. The costumes. The score. The whole thing was reminiscent of *Friend Green Tomatoes* and *A River Runs Through It.* It's the type of period dramas that were abundant in the '90s but the studios aren't investing in anymore.
I roared with laughter throughout most of this movie. The impersonations are so spot-on as to be almost creepy. Also, I grew up in the late '60s-early '70s, and the sets, mores, and roles depicted reminded me eerily of my own upper-middle-class white suburban family.
5:33 I'm literally screaming at Jan's little smile after Marcia saying "What's the point of living? I might as well die!" and then Mrs Brady catches her I-
I was 1 when they came out my cousins had this movie on vhs and I eventually watched it since I was a big fan of the original shows reruns I remember being confused that the girl who was Marcia seemed to not age I thought it was same person as the show.
One thing I love about this movie is how it portrays the show sooo well. If you've seen the shows you will pick up on some of the jokes and lines (and actions) and be able to say how it reflects the shows (ie. The nose, the black wig, the robbery, the singers, Johnny Bravo, etc). But if you never seen any of the episodes, you still will laugh along with them. Imho.
I use to love the brady bunch when I was younger and I never realised this movie was meant to be a parody of the show, I legit thought it was serious. Just shows you how good the portrayal was lol
4:33 "Cutting that mousey hair, capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds my little sausage- _How do you feel about __*__breast implants?"_* *slowest, fakest, ear-piercing slap* *jesus christ i died*
@5:32 I don't think that I have EVER laughed at a movie as hard as I did when I saw Jan smiling like that. Oh my god I literally almost peed myself. XD
"Something suddenly came up" lol 😂 I've used that excuse til this day, and it almost always works. I would just add I don't even want to talk about it, and I'm set. Thx Greg Brady.
I liked the part where Marcia got Davy Jones to sing at the dance! I LMAO when the female teachers were right up there swooning over him! While the kids were thinking, "Who is this old geezer?!"
Man, they really did so well with the casting for these two movies (not including the White House sequel). Even the actor for Doug Simpson looks like the original one!
Yes if Barbie was a real human that's pretty much exactly what she would look like. Christine Taylor was so perfect looking in this movie that she didn't even look real. I noticed in other movies like the Wedding Singer she doesn't quite look the same as in this movie. She should have always kept the Barbie look imo.
Gotta admit...I slept in the same bed as me best friend...I was so attracted to him and he slept shirtless....I was so tempted lol but ofc id never touch someone against their will...slept and woke up to find he bought me food just before going to class...I miss him
+ Messylin Sure, Jan! and what if his friend felt the same but they were both intimidated and missed out on something special. That happened to me and my best friend, we fucked for 2 years. lol
"But Jan, you don't have any friends"
SAVAGE
Is savage the word kids are using nowadays?
thought it was the nineties
And Jan's facial expression...
Don;t worry about kids - you like the term "savage", then use it.
Luke Naji LOL
Christine Taylor deserved an Oscar for Marcia, insanely good, the mannerisms, the accent, she's far out
malesecretary *"SKÜLE"*
malesecretary sure Jan.
I mean maybe some kind of award but an Oscar? Lets not go overboard. lol
malesecretary Loathed the films, adored the Marcia interpretation!!!
An oscar. lol
"It's not your nose I'm after."
LMFAO
heavymetallust The scene right after when the mom asks if he has protection ( from rain) and he says "yes ma'am, assorted colors and textures"
I nearly lost my shit lolol, they're all so oblivious
heavymetallust how did I not get it as a child🤦🏾♀️
@@shanoriya lol, you were a child, so it's a good thing you didn't understand it.
heavymetallust WHO IS THAT IN UR AVI!😍😍😜
Heavymetallust you're gorgeous
She cant show her face in SKEWL again bwahahaha...
This illiterate idiot living next door to me pronounces it "SKOO".
trinigyul *Sküle
trinigyul IM WEEZING 🤣😂😆😝
it's the worst day of her life! she might as well just die!
Now I'll never be a teen model
"I don't remember a George Glass at our sküle."
HAHAHAHAHAHHA
"Skule" 😆😆😆
She speaks German 😂
I thought that was cute! I say that to people sometimes 👁️
PLECTRUMELECTRUM
"it's called French kissing."
"but I thought you were from Nebraska."
omg I died 😂😂😂😂
Which part?
@@MJFan625Moonwalker The french part. Lol
That is the same energy as the “I thought you’re were American” vine and you all know it
when jan screams because her nose is better... ive never identified with a character more
Young me hated Jan, adult me feels sorry for her 😂
Teen me empathizes with Jan
Marcia's vocal and accent coach deserves an Oscar. It was spot on on Marcia/60s TV
It's 70s..idiot
Premiered 1969... So, Yeah.
So is Jans. Hahaha. If you listen you can hear it. Not sure what the accent is called. Almost mid-century NE meets L.A. valley girl. She sounds alot like Jan from the orig show
@@bqkmg2037 Still 60s
@@m56214 September 1969 the music..the fashion.. .tv shows/movies were changing alot into the 1970s...70s pretty much already kicked in late 1969 ..i know this cause was there and YES it was still 60s end of that decade but pretty much OVER...
HAHAHAHAH definitely didn't realise Marcia's lesbian friend is cracking onto her the whole movie when I was like 8 LMAO!
'I thought that was my leg' *÷*
Lol it took me a long time to realize it myself
Same!!!!
Create Tube why? Because 8 year olds don’t have a lot of life experience?
@@hayleymarse2853 - because anger on the internet is a requirement
Hahaha, sometimes, when I see this, I forget it's the remake. The Brady actors did a really good job of embodying the original cast but making it their own as well.
That's what I thought too, they're really good :)
+Joshua Leonardo Especially JAN!
Very True!
It's not a remake, it's a alternative universe of the bradys.
When I was younger, I thought it was the real brady bunch. Lmao. I just thought they had all gotten a little older. Henriette freaking NAILED it as Alice. I re-watched the movie again after like 10 years and didnt even realize that the real Alice had a cameo as the truck driver. I was laughing so hard, that truly was amazing.
So this is where the “sure, Jan” comes from
It actually comes from the sequel. :)
sharksandsheep same difference haha
You should watch both movies. They're great.
I hate kids.
the idea that marsha is so self absorbed that she doesn't realise her best friend is madly in love with her is just 👌👌👌
Jan.....the oriGinal Meg.
Congrats. You win the Internet for the day
AfroKenny
Lol!
Shut up, Jan
+AfroKenny
Of course; That crappy show Family Guy stole all its ideas from much better shows and movies and such. Only cretins watch that unamusing horseshit of a show.
Jan literally looks ready to rip Marcia's hair out when she tells her "You don't have any friends!" LOL!
+WolfieMcMuffin that part is my favorite. She says it so seriously.
+WolfieMcMuffin She looked more like she was going to end Marcia for good.
WolfieMcMuffin Marcia got her hair pulled out (well actually lost it all) anyway when she was in The Craft.
Mac Cullinane and Friends.
Jan's facial expressions made it hilarious.
The actresses that played Marcia and Jan in these movies really nailed their parts. The other family members did as well, but these two in particular stand out.
Ya .... far out
I went into this clip expecting to see Kaley Cuoco as Marcia Brady, but I now realize she actually played Maureen McCormick in the TV movie "Growing Up Brady."
Hey, did anybody notice David Leisure as the sleazy photographer?
I agree both nailed it!
The way she says ‘skewl’ will always make me laugh.
Just like Eric cartman lol
"But Jan, you don't have any friends...." I still love that caustic line.
Sandy Beach I always liked that Quote ( Friends are the Siblings God forgot to give us )
Why did I read 'autistic'?
I thought the whole movie is blue shit
Nervy the weekend
is it just me but Marcia and Jan's character look exactly like the original characters
i thought the same thing and got confused
especially Marcia's character..
they are cgi
Crimson McKnight are not they are different actors
they are not CGI, it's called make-up and hair.
I Like how they made Jan insane in this movie lol
"I might as well die" Jan huge smile...lol
She was pretty crazy on the show, pretending to have a boyfriend, freaking out because she resembled her aunt as a child, freaking out about freckles, freaking out about her glasses to the point of not wearing them at all, screaming in the middle of the night because she remembered where her locket got lost, wearing a wig to take an an alter ego......yeah pretty nuts.
I swear, I have never laughed so hard. I was DYING
I don’t poor Jan, why is literally no one talking about how much of a bitch Marcia is
Messiah Burns I know right
Jan always looks so done with Marcia's shit 😂
Ronnie lol
Marcia is the queen of shade!!!!
you said it ~
@@Cjnw How are you going to get tanned if you are in the shade?
Marsha favoured narcissistic personality golden child.... Jan family scapegoat, black sheep, Family symptom bearer identified patient..., www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1300/J135v07n04_04
"Cut my hair?!" (SLAP)
I can never show my face in skeül again
I laughed so hard idk why
Heidi Mitchell me too... Its just funny for some reason
It's cute
SCREAMIN" !!!! 😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
I don't get that joke can someone explain?
It’s creepy how they look just like the original cast
Except for cindy other than that yah
And Greg
nah
I know right
this movie age so well
The character work and comic timing from Christine Taylor and Jennifer Elise Cox in this film is outstanding. They don't deliberately play lines for laughs, they actually invest in the truth of the characters which in turn makes it all the more hilarious. So, so good.
Even Maureen McCormick was super impressed with Christine’s performance.
Fun Fact: The guy playing Greg Brady is Christopher Daniel Barnes; the voice behind Prince Eric from “Little Mermaid”
Melissa Munson Omigod, no way! Really?
Charley Patterson Yep. If you close your eyes and listen to him speak, you’ll hear the voice of the one and only Mermaid-loving prince.
Melissa Munson and the 1994 voice of Peter Parker
Only for the first movie. Second one Rob Paulson took over
What blows my mind is that he was only 16 when he did it too. He looks so young in 1989. I mean, I know Eric is 18 but he looks like he's in his 20's 😂
2:18 "But Jan, you don't have any friends." LMAO The look on Jan's face kills me EVERY SINGLE TIME! It's pure hatred :D Also her face of glee at 5:31
I focking died lmao
So brutal
D Lo I laughed so hard when she said but jan you don't have any friends... that was so wrong LMAO
LOL Poor Jan, Marcia is such a passive Aggressive bitch.
I saw this like 4 years ago and I still haven’t laughed as hard
Everyone talks about the great job Christine Taylor (Ben Stiller's wife, yes really) did as Marcia, but the kids who played Peter and Cindy were dead-on also.
And the girl who played Cindy was also on Avatar: The Last Airbender as Ty Lee
Lucky bitch
Alan DeMoss I think all the kids in this movie looked and sounded exactly like you they were supposed to be. Even the adults. the person who did the casting for this movie deserves a medal seriously
All of them were perfectly casted. The entire cast
She and Ben broke up 😭
I’m spiritually connected with Jan
Middle child U-Akbar
Jan is my spirit animal
Why is nobody talking about how well Jan was portrayed in this movie?
Why is it all Marcia, Marcia, Marcia?
Marcia ~> Gladstone Gander
Jan ~> Donald Duck
What kind of hair products did they use back then
That's what I am saying! Their hair is beautiful!
Veronica Reed probably none- they ate well instead
they stayed away from salons(":
Actress wise, I think they're wearing wigs.
Tre Tre Jay you can easily tell when somebody's actually wearing a wig
"It's called a french kiss."
"I thought you were from Nebraska!"
Lmao that kills me every time
The entire cast is great, but Marcia and Jan are the absolute best part of these movies.
and Rupaul!
Marcia: Doug, I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth. Doug: That's called a French kiss. Marcia: I thought you were from Nebraska
She really has Marcia's mannerisms down. So funny.
Alanna Ubach is such an underrated actress. I love when she says "Oh, I'm sorry I thought that was MY leg."
I can never show my face at sküle again!
Jan: I'm sure no one will ever notice.
Lmao
The death stares that Jan would give Marcia 😂😂😂
I found Jans smug expression while Marcia lamented her swollen, bruised nose oddly fulfilling.
makes the movie
Jan smiling at Marcia's nose is gold
90s movies had such a comforting vibe to them...I know it's mostly me looking through nostalgia glasses because I was born in 91, but still. The camera quality being somewhere between old school and modern made such a unique feel. Cant explain it. And the style back then. How everyone wore these like standard light colored Levi Jean's that weren't baggy nor tight, just straight fit. Plain Reebok shoes. Plain shirts with no logos. Plaid or solid ir striped. Just the whole vibe of EVERY movie in the 90s was just so relaxing to me. I just recently watched fried green tomatoes. Same feeling. Beethoven, the original first movie. Same. Goldeneye 007. Space jam. Good will hunting. 80s movies had a very comforting and similar vibe as well. But for being born in 91, the 90s movies were just perfect. Slightly fancier quality and the style. God I miss it. This movie was in 95 so that's right in the thick of it. It makes me so happy yet a bit sad. Melancholy
Then I recommend *The Highwaymen* on Netflix. It just came out. It's about the hunt for Bonnie & Clyde and stars Kevin Costner and Woody Harrelson. But more importantly, it has that '90s nostalgia you described even though it takes place in the '30s. I experienced exactly that while watching the film. The cinematography. The costumes. The score. The whole thing was reminiscent of *Friend Green Tomatoes* and *A River Runs Through It.* It's the type of period dramas that were abundant in the '90s but the studios aren't investing in anymore.
I roared with laughter throughout most of this movie. The impersonations are so spot-on as to be almost creepy. Also, I grew up in the late '60s-early '70s, and the sets, mores, and roles depicted reminded me eerily of my own upper-middle-class white suburban family.
Why is everyone hating on Jan, hasn't she suffered enough?
Melody Safo nope
@@dannykuconn Yes,she has. People aren't very nice to her. She doesn't deserve hate.
She’s the meg in this movie
Brennan Huff you read my mind.
Jan legit had inside voices tho. Like fr fr
5:33 I'm literally screaming at Jan's little smile after Marcia saying "What's the point of living? I might as well die!" and then Mrs Brady catches her I-
LMAO
I can never show my face in *sküle* again!!
haha i never noticed that after seeing this movie a 100 times
Jan's face says it all "like Marcia I swear to god" I love how it was pure hatred on her face
It's not your nose I'm after.
how the hell was this 20 yrs ago
the kid born when this came out is of drinking age . depressing.
And also to think that when this came out, it had been around 20 years after the original show had been in the air.
Time; That's how; It marches on.
I was 1 when they came out my cousins had this movie on vhs and I eventually watched it since I was a big fan of the original shows reruns I remember being confused that the girl who was Marcia seemed to not age I thought it was same person as the show.
Jeremy Foster I was Born in 96, the following year. I’ve been of drinking age for 3 years
But Jan, you don't have any friends
lol
Marcia: "What is it? Has my nose gotten worse? "
Jan: "No...it's better. " 😂😂😂😂
Poor Jan.
Natia Black Yes. Hi. Goodness. Thanks. Bye.
The real star has always been Jan....
Noreen being so happy about sleeping over kills me!! lol the finger snap lmaoo
This movie kinda reminds of Clueless. Especially the scene between the lezzie friend and Marcia at school.
Ignaz S. There wasn’t a lesbian in clueless? I don’t remember that
Messiah Burns I think the original poster meant their scenes were reminiscent of Tai and Cher; the "pretty girl" and her "schlubby" friend.
I used to watch them back to back because the vibes were so similar in both films
It came out in February 1995, 5 months before Clueless.
Yeah Christine Taylor (Marcia) and Alicia Silverstone (Cher) did share a slight resemblance now that you mention it.
6:20 - “It’s not your nose I’m after.” Right in front of the parents. 🤣😂🤣
“What’s the point of living?! I might as well die!”
*Jan smiles
😂
Noreen was my favorite. She had me dying on the floor laughing.
When Noreen laughs and snorts I was dying too!!!!
Cut my hair, Smack . so funny
Trooper ...breast implants was ok for her then?...
and capping her teeth!!!
She probably didn't even realize what he meant. Breast implants were faily new in that era. Remember, they are all stuck in the 60's/70's. Lol
Yeah I still 'member. They didn't know that ppl were steaing their car bc of the lingo the criminals used.
One thing I love about this movie is how it portrays the show sooo well. If you've seen the shows you will pick up on some of the jokes and lines (and actions) and be able to say how it reflects the shows (ie. The nose, the black wig, the robbery, the singers, Johnny Bravo, etc). But if you never seen any of the episodes, you still will laugh along with them. Imho.
Marcia and Jan were both spot on as characters. They were both born to play these roles.
It's amazing that we're now as removed from these movies as the movies were from the original show.
Jan's death glare when Marcia says she doesn't have any friends is just....just the greatest!
I use to love the brady bunch when I was younger and I never realised this movie was meant to be a parody of the show, I legit thought it was serious. Just shows you how good the portrayal was lol
HAHA SAME!
jan had a hard life.
“I’ll go first since I’m the prettiest” a mood.
But it’s a mood I’ve never felt 😫
I love both brady movies. They are both hysterical. Pure genius
i can never show face at skule again.. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jan and Marcia are probably the best casting decisions in history of film, they just don't miss a beat compared to their original actresses.
A few years ago I found out the guy who plays Greg is the voice actor for Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid.
Here's one that will blow your mind, he was the voice of Peter Parker in the Spiderman cartoon series.
In the first Little Mermaid yes, the second film Little Mermaid II he was voiced by Rob Paulson
She is so beautiful 😭 her acting was really great too - almost identical to the original one.
Christine Taylor done a marvelous job as Marcia.
Lol. I love how Maureen says, “If you like that sort of thing…”
“Not everything in this room is yours”. Her face, she totally wanted to say “sure Jan” haha
4:33 "Cutting that mousey hair, capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds my little sausage- _How do you feel about __*__breast implants?"_*
*slowest, fakest, ear-piercing slap*
*jesus christ i died*
Cicopath i read this as he said it
@5:32 I don't think that I have EVER laughed at a movie as hard as I did when I saw Jan smiling like that. Oh my god I literally almost peed myself. XD
Marcia's best friend being in love with her flew right over my head as a kid lol
Jan’s eyes to kill when Marcia said Jan had no friends cracks me up every time
"Something suddenly came up" lol 😂 I've used that excuse til this day, and it almost always works. I would just add I don't even want to talk about it, and I'm set. Thx Greg Brady.
I liked the part where Marcia got Davy Jones to sing at the dance! I LMAO when the female teachers were right up there swooning over him! While the kids were thinking, "Who is this old geezer?!"
Man, they really did so well with the casting for these two movies (not including the White House sequel). Even the actor for Doug Simpson looks like the original one!
I just love the Brady's in the 90s...hilarious.
"You're just jealous, Jan." True, but it doesn't take a jealous person to be disgusted by narcissism.
I feel really bad for Jan tbh
Same
Same ( one comment a year )
Me too
Canada feels bad for Jan too
*sküle*
I grew up watch Brady Bunch Reruns and Christine Taylor will be always Marcia Brady to me because of these movies
I can never show my face in skewl again! 😂
And Jan beaming in the background! 🤣
2:00 when a slight inconvenience comes into my life
Whoever casted this movie should win an Oscar, amazing job!
I love the twisted glee on Jan's face when Marcia cries "What is the point of living? I might as well die!!!"
Jan was by far my favorite in this movie. She was great!
these movies are so good. criminally underrated and unattended
One of the best uses of Shocking Blue's "Venus".
That and Romy and Michelle.
Marcia looks like a barbie doll
Yes she does! Wish I was Ken!
TheGrays she married ben stiller
That's the point lol
Yes if Barbie was a real human that's pretty much exactly what she would look like. Christine Taylor was so perfect looking in this movie that she didn't even look real. I noticed in other movies like the Wedding Singer she doesn't quite look the same as in this movie. She should have always kept the Barbie look imo.
Marsh reminds me of David Silveria. When Korn is trying to act like rappers.
0:37 Me going through life, happily decked out in head-to-toe vintage and minding my own business
I loved this movie when I saw it. I loved the original Brady Bunch, and this was like a real awesome tribute to that show.
"Your the prettiest girl in the entire school"
"I know"
“SLAP....cut my hair?!”
Funniest line in the movie
The amount of shade Marsha-Marsha-Marsha throws at Jan is LEGENDARY!!!
Gotta admit...I slept in the same bed as me best friend...I was so attracted to him and he slept shirtless....I was so tempted lol but ofc id never touch someone against their will...slept and woke up to find he bought me food just before going to class...I miss him
What happened to him?
ando1135 You did the right thing not coming into him. That should make you feel better that you have your dignity over the situation!
ando1135 I can't count the times I've slept next to my best friend wishing I could touch her...
I can relate on all the levels to Noreen lol
ando1135 I’m late but what happened to him?
+ Messylin
Sure, Jan! and what if his friend felt the same but they were both intimidated and missed out on something special. That happened to me and my best friend, we fucked for 2 years. lol
This movie is super camp, love itttt :D
like the show
"How can I use my good looks and sparkling personality..." Good script in this.
This is a good show to watch with all that's going on rn. It's a relaxing/feel good show.
"Uh, Doug I think your hand is on my shoulder, that's third base, I don't go that far."