Dad: *enters house* Hey! What gives?! Girl: Daddy! Phelps: *realizes just how badly he’s fucked up* Looks like I was mistaken. *runs like a maniac out the door*
its cause the facial animation was a base game mechanic, so they put massive amounts of work into it. Most game devs simply dont have the time or man power to implement such good facial animation when "just okay" animation is acceptable.
I'm not ashamed to admit that when these videos originally came out, they ruined LA Noire for me. Any time a scene that was used in these appeared, I was thinking of this and struggled to focus on the actual scene. Never change mans1ay3r, you beautiful bastard.
@@FreshTillDeath56 Okay but your timing on this was perfect, because last night I texted my buddy "I like your ass!" as a reference to this video, and an hour later you commented this. I love the internet
it’s more like “BUT THE CREEP THERE WAS ALWAYS HIS EYES OVER my brother” I love it how when the splices happen, the inflection that each word has is completely different depending on the context of what it was spliced from, it’s absolutely hilarious and I can’t get enough of this video, like when Cole says “I’m afraid we HAVE” after Taraldsen says no to him asking if they can cum in his wife 😂
5:28 “I’m sorry to have to tell you this, Michelle, but... your mom and dad are um.. dead.” “What are you saying?” “I was down at the 111 Club this morning, waiting for the medical examiner to scrape your mother’s BRAINS OFF THE BAR!
Phelps: “I’m sorry to have to tell you this Michelle, but your mom and dad are dead.” Michelle: “What are you saying?” Phelps: “I was down at the 111 Club this morning waiting for the medical examiner to scrape your mother’s BRAINS off the bar!” Michelle’s dad: “Hey what gives?” Phelps: “…Looks like I was mistaken.” (Phelps comically runs away) That part still gets me all these years later.
I was in high school, 2nd year, when I first watched these masterpieces. 5 years have passed, and watching it all again makes me shiver with many memories. Thank you, Mans1ay3r
Her face when Cole farts and then "I think it's time you left", wicked. And 3:21 female zombie sound effect from Resident Evil 2 =P 4:28 Almost couldn't stop laughing at that hahaaa "Noooo!"
You've had a break in? No Do you know where she went? No What time did antonia go out yesterday? No Its time to act like a grown up! noooooOoOoOooOOoOoO!
Hi mans1ay3r, I never write comments on videos but I just felt like telling you that your videos are awesome. Thanks for all the laughs, I never get tired of watching your videos over and over again :D ( sorry for bad english, I'm spanish ). Also, I liked very much the witcher 3 one :)
OMFG there are brand new sketches as well! I thought the extras were just gonna be some different edits or shit BUT HE ACTUALLY BROUGHT US NEW CONTENT! I can't describe my happiness :_)
"To scrape your mother's BRAINZ off the bar!" *girl begins crying* *Phelps smiles, impressed at how convincing he is*
Dad: *enters house* Hey! What gives?!
Girl: Daddy!
Phelps: *realizes just how badly he’s fucked up* Looks like I was mistaken.
*runs like a maniac out the door*
@@greywalker505 while the Mortal Kombat 3 "Friendship" music plays, for some reason
@@greywalker505 "You're Crazy!"
you know where the candy is.
"I like your ass" "You're LYING Morgan!" And a legend is born.
Uh....no..uh..uhhhhh...I...uhh...like your ass.
HEEEEY! I love to jerk off!
I love how Red Dead Redemption is coming back but am I the only one that also wants an LA Noire 2?
I would actually prefer the first red dead redemption on PC
Manslayer I don't care how you do it, just give us MOAAARRR!!!
WOW manslayer I always though you had many more subs, but either way I love your vids keep it up
Forget all that mess, how about some Bully 2?
umad?
"I like your ASS. YOU'RE LYING MORGAN" such a memorable quote it's tattoo worthy
"This is America!"
"Let's change the subject."
"This is Germany?"
*wow really nod*
Afrianaswa Nanda Nanda I've just got to keep my mouth shut and watch you run circles around Jewish ppl
*LOL Nod*
I Waaahnt my beisbol
Farkas The Companion Can I help you?
@@Guppynator25 L.A.P.D Ma'am
I always loved the sitcom entrance that guy does😃
"L.A. Noire is filmed in front of a live studio audience in Burbank, California."
*claps, whistles*
Now putcho hands together and give it up for Leroy Sabo!
“This is America.” “Let’s change the subject.” “This is Germany?” Never gets old 😂
Straight out of Police Squad/Naked Gun. Very good.
Im done with you. Go flap your cock somewhere else
It's time to act like an adult
NNNoooOOOOoooOOOOooo!!!
Wolfga *bam*
*aaaaaaagh*
Wolfga Whoa if someone reports this!
Wolfga You think your 8======D frightens me?
me
4:27 is so simple but so effective i luv it
ikr it never fails to make me laugh XD
" *GET BACK OVER THERE YOU PUSSY!* "
The strategy I use in cod. Use my friends as bait 😂
It's odd how after so many years no other game has pulled off better facial animation than LA Noire.
so true
To be fair the facial detection was necessary for deducting when people in the game were lying unlike most games
You mean "deducing."
I thought Until Dawn did a pretty good job
its cause the facial animation was a base game mechanic, so they put massive amounts of work into it. Most game devs simply dont have the time or man power to implement such good facial animation when "just okay" animation is acceptable.
"Can we come in your wife, Mr. Taraldson?"
"No."
"I'm afraid we have."
Better to ask for forgiveness than permission, I suppose.
"My gangstaz have been in kalifornia for over 300 years."
So what happen?
The cops think that we have dope
Mythix the Dragon
vampire gangsters. here to bust a cap and drink from the hole
Stephan Kinder well im here to deliver a can of whoop ass.
XGcunningham I need to shit!
I'm not ashamed to admit that when these videos originally came out, they ruined LA Noire for me. Any time a scene that was used in these appeared, I was thinking of this and struggled to focus on the actual scene. Never change mans1ay3r, you beautiful bastard.
Honestly, It made it better for me when I replayed the game
You're LYING, ALEX.
@@FreshTillDeath56 Okay but your timing on this was perfect, because last night I texted my buddy "I like your ass!" as a reference to this video, and an hour later you commented this. I love the internet
Hmm....intriguing.....but highly disturbing........
.
we'll bang, ok?
I like your ass.
My stick just got a whole lot harder.
Julien Burle Daddy, when I grown up I want to work on that FORGE!
This is America. Let's change the subject. This is Germany. damn that always makes me laugh.
EpicFacePalmz0r BEISBOL.
*insert YAYYYYYYY here*
Hmmm la noir predicted Wolfenstein new blood. Huh
Jacobe Christian I understood when he said Germany 😂😂😂
YaYayyaYayyy
EpicFacePalmz0r *all I have to do is watch you run circles around Jewish people*
MY BROTHER.
JUST PICKED FRUIT.
DOWNTOWN.
But that creep was always running his eyes all over my brother.
So I slapped him down!
I like ur aaaaaaassss
.. Hell no i like your ass
Don't tell me you actually jerk-off, Phelps.
Haiii I
That part where that one cop drags other out of the cover. DEAD
It was a cruel decision, but a tactical one.
Bill was always a lazy sh*t, anyhow.
No matter how many times I watch these, they are always funny as hell.
"Oh sister i was so tight" XD
.
I don't believe you.
You're lying Amber!
"I couldn't walk for days"
Dont actually tell me to jerk off, Phelps?
1:30 my EXACT reaction when I saw this scene
I dont know why but that sitcom crowd reaction when the guy walks in gets me every time
"My brother just picked fruit downtown :) "
*What wholesome banter*
Thx
But the creep there was always running his eyes over my brother.
it’s more like “BUT THE CREEP THERE WAS ALWAYS HIS EYES OVER my brother” I love it how when the splices happen, the inflection that each word has is completely different depending on the context of what it was spliced from, it’s absolutely hilarious and I can’t get enough of this video, like when Cole says “I’m afraid we HAVE” after Taraldsen says no to him asking if they can cum in his wife 😂
1:12 so thaaaats where that end quote came from...
@cat planetUNSC hi?
5:28
“I’m sorry to have to tell you this, Michelle, but... your mom and dad are um.. dead.”
“What are you saying?”
“I was down at the 111 Club this morning, waiting for the medical examiner to scrape your mother’s BRAINS OFF THE BAR!
“Hey! What gives?”
“Daddy!”
“…Looks like I was mistaken.”
*proceeds to run away from the house*.
“You’re crazy!”
Cole Phelps was always famous for his discretion, sensitivity and emotional intelligence especially when dealing with young people.
@@greywalker505that part always kills me
4:21 holy shit, is this one a real dialogue in the game !? 😂😂
Yep!
Fun fact: “tight” back in the 40’s was slang for being drunk
1:18 Everyone stuck in quarantine in 2020 be like:
4:28 I laughed for 5 minutes straight 🤣 😂
This is my high-school days. I watch this religiously, a few times a year
4:33 no matter how many times I see this, his reaction makes me laugh too much 😂
"You stayed in the next room, while your wife
TOUCHED
*MY B A L L Z"* 🤣🤣
6:11 "I haven't told you about my new job, Curtis"
PAENUS INVESTIGATOR
"This is America!"
"Let's change the subject"
"....this is Germany!"
**wow reaaaally nod**
@@rufousthefox9766 im DUN WITH YOU
i love the part when he said "haaiiiiii" 😂😂😂
1:17
Phelps: “I’m sorry to have to tell you this Michelle, but your mom and dad are dead.”
Michelle: “What are you saying?”
Phelps: “I was down at the 111 Club this morning waiting for the medical examiner to scrape your mother’s BRAINS off the bar!”
Michelle’s dad: “Hey what gives?”
Phelps: “…Looks like I was mistaken.”
(Phelps comically runs away)
That part still gets me all these years later.
I was in high school, 2nd year, when I first watched these masterpieces.
5 years have passed, and watching it all again makes me shiver with many memories.
Thank you, Mans1ay3r
You're lying Morgan!
i like your ass
I'll have you know theres no PUUUUSSSIIIII!!!
"Let's get the bashing butts, and as well as deez nuts!"
...hell no. I uh... uhh like your ass
"you mind if I come in?"
"I'm sorry"
*close the door*
*cops in disbelieve*
I'll forever remember "I like your ass; you're lying Morgan" lol
3:35 - this is purely genuis
The origin of...
"I LIKE YOUR ASS!"
"YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN."
4:25 is such an under-rated gamerpoop moment.
Nearly six years later, my friends and I still quote this. When we quarrel, the conflict is often resolved with, "Go flap your c*ck somewhere else!"
Me and a buddy in the navy would always quote these gamer Poops while at work. Nobody else ever knew what the fuck we were saying
@@bloozism literally doing that at tech school
Her face when Cole farts and then "I think it's time you left", wicked. And 3:21 female zombie sound effect from Resident Evil 2 =P
4:28 Almost couldn't stop laughing at that hahaaa "Noooo!"
so I submitted my audition tape for the next video..
Waiting on that callback...or carrier raven back...whichever you prefer.
No Homo You have to rip my clothes first.
I have been to the cloud district very often
Who are you kidding?
RealGamerManz Not you obviously!
No Homo No...But there will be nice lumps...down there.
Man, the pushing the shot cop back into the firing line gets me every single time.
4:40 JACK KELSO!
U CRAZY SON OF BI#@*
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH MY COCK !
T A L O S ᛏᚨᛚᛟᛊ we want answers
@@Guppynator25 You ever been to the blue room?
3:20 is the best part lol
Capitalizing the "His" and "Him" during the Jesus scene is a nice touch.
I only now realized that he was talking about Jesus
@@limalepakko6074
And now I’m cackling imagining Jesus drunk off his ass and getting into a fight with this guy. Why am I laughing? Search me.
Haha, is that wrong that the most funny thing for me was when he told the girl her parents are dead? Comedy gold!
This sounds unedited.
A fucking masterpiece.
3:34 okay, RE2 save room them and zombie yawns just killed me off so hard, i love this video maann
"This is America"
"Let's change the subject"
"This is Germany"
3:10 when you ask the special kid from class questons
4:42-4:55 made me laugh so hard!
I really want a La Noire 2.
Wait.. so this ISN'T Germany?
This is Amurika* :ap
Nein, nicht ist Deutschland!
O Noooooo!
Never has been. *click*
10k likes and only 63 dislikes? that's a new record
24k and 265 dislikes 2020
69 likes and 2 replies
"Andd.. I need to shit!" Get's me every fucking time..
Probably the most infamous, and iconic, Gamerpoop episodes out there. I liked the facerig bit at the end too.
nearly 4 years and i'm still watching this masterpiece
5:35 i woke up my roommate laughing.
😂😂
His methods are... Highly unorthodox
...but effective.
Funny enough LA Noire Poopage made me a fan for life the first time.. Thank You Mans1ay3r!
nooo...
NOOOooooOOOooOO
Yes
*bang*
5:31 - 5:43 Had me geeking. 🤣🤣
1:11
This always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"i like ur aaaassss"
"YOU'RE LYING, MORGAN"
I'm dying at that part.
5:53 *Cole Starts to run away from her father*
I love you too, *my brother picked fruit downtown* guy
I haven't told you about my new job, Curtis! Peanuts investigator! XD
frankly i like the part he said while your wife touch my ballz
*4:29** Sound like Trevor from gta v!*
You've had a break in?
No
Do you know where she went?
No
What time did antonia go out yesterday?
No
Its time to act like a grown up!
noooooOoOoOooOOoOoO!
*BANG*
All these years later and 4:16 still lives in my head rent free every time I’m in some type of verbal altercation
“my CAWK!”
Penus investigator lmaoo gets me every time.
you expect me to believe that lorna!
Jack Kelso.....whoa. No matter how many times I see that part I laugh.
Hi mans1ay3r, I never write comments on videos but I just felt like telling you that your videos are awesome. Thanks for all the laughs, I never get tired of watching your videos over and over again :D ( sorry for bad english, I'm spanish ). Also, I liked very much the witcher 3 one :)
Cole = mrs black my partner and I are gonna funk in the bed room
ms black = OH NOOO!!
That part cranks me up 😂😂😂
A much more simpler time
PEANUS INVESTIGATOR
4:26 I died 😂😂😂
''I haven't told you about my new job Curtis''
'' *PEANUS* investigator''
5:48 when your mate is hyped for a shit game but it turns out to be game of the year
1:12 I think I also heard that YTP line in FlyingKitty's The Lost and Damned. lol
at 3:45, that's what Shido would describe Miku in Date A Live. Get it?
I just got back into LA Noire, and here I am again... 😂
never fails to bring a smile to my face
I think about the "this is germany" and, "i want my beisbol" lines pretty much every day. Topperoo
OMFG there are brand new sketches as well! I thought the extras were just gonna be some different edits or shit BUT HE ACTUALLY BROUGHT US NEW CONTENT! I can't describe my happiness :_)
4 years later this shit is still hilarious
5:49 ''Looks like I've made a mistake would have been the best choice. Also 4:26 best part easily!
This is America
Let's change the subject
This is Germany
That slays me everytime 😂😂😂😂😂
sometimes being bad feels pretty damn good
3DAWG
AAAUUUWW
3-3-3DAWG
A-A-AAAAAAUUUWW
TheDecepticondude Garrus
Garrus
I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum.
i fucking love u dude, you helped me with my depression with the skyrim ones, it's to see you are back (:
Wait what?
Phelps' line was changed from "religious ship"?
"I like your ass"!
"YOUR LYING MORGAN".
Such an iconic tale.
-This is America
-Let's change the subject
-This is Germany?
"What does the defense have to say about this?"
"Fuck you! I love Jesus!"
"Not guilty!"
Paenus Investigator's a good job, mate!
I guarantee y'won't go _hungry_ ;D
Ohhhhhh, the Director's Cut version of Gamer Poop: LA Noire, I love it!
GAMER POOP... .. . DRAGON AGE INQUISITION!!!!
Eduardo Gutierrez That'd be interesting to see. especially with Cassandra...
James Shaw
Cassanda's chantry dildo XD Iron Bull would also be full craziness XD
I didn’t expect that.