Marines Battle Children with Toys

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @bruceterbear40
    @bruceterbear40 4 года назад +4444

    "calling an airstrike on my position, I'd rather die a hero than a coward."

    • @MECH_BOSS2000
      @MECH_BOSS2000 4 года назад +18

      Bruceterbear calling in airstrikes instantly makes you coward .

    • @theexplodingpizza8664
      @theexplodingpizza8664 4 года назад +88

      Not if you know your gonna die

    • @iamwill1088
      @iamwill1088 4 года назад +95

      @@MECH_BOSS2000 What if the guy was fighting a tank? Just gonna rush it and go inside and beat the hell out of the people in there??

    • @charleschavez6998
      @charleschavez6998 4 года назад +22

      Well yes but actually what happens if he gets killed before he gets inside the tank. That would mean he died for nothing and should’ve just called the air strike.

    • @sushimidnight9539
      @sushimidnight9539 4 года назад +19

      @@charleschavez6998 thats what he was saying, that its better to die a hero knowing you did ur mission than to die not able to bring yourself to complete your task

  • @Mediocreinput
    @Mediocreinput 4 года назад +1679

    This is not a Children's Training against the Marines
    *_This is The Marine's Mental Training against the Childrens_*

  • @Chain0123
    @Chain0123 5 лет назад +9275

    Kid: doesn’t call hit
    Marine: *loads real round*

  • @Hans_the_Norse
    @Hans_the_Norse 4 года назад +1720

    “Can’t show the enemy weakness” *Calls in a A-10 on the kids*

    • @angelgabriel1825
      @angelgabriel1825 4 года назад +23

      hehe A-10 go BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @daddylonglehgs
      @daddylonglehgs 4 года назад +13

      lmao A-10 say
      BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    • @timeforamunch2616
      @timeforamunch2616 3 года назад +3

      BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

    • @loveanimeforever9115
      @loveanimeforever9115 3 года назад +4

      Isn’t that an Army thing, not Marines?

    • @samueladams2080
      @samueladams2080 3 года назад +5

      @@loveanimeforever9115 the A-10 is a close ground support aircraft that can assist any ground forces necessary, however, it’s most definitely a Marine asset first. Marine and Air Force pilots fly them and they’re moved with Marine Expeditionary Forces for most of their service.

  • @aarondawe448
    @aarondawe448 4 года назад +4114

    You can read the title two ways:
    -marines having a friendly nerf war in a gymnasium
    -marines engaging in tactical urban warfare against unarmed children

  • @anabominationofsightandsou7540
    @anabominationofsightandsou7540 4 года назад +2404

    "For the last time, Jimmy, call your hits or I'm calling the A-10."

  • @nolongeractive1730
    @nolongeractive1730 8 лет назад +18875

    It's all fun and games until someone calls in an airstrike.

    • @thegreenbean6518
      @thegreenbean6518 8 лет назад +281

      just like in real life shooting kids jkjkjk

    • @akkihole_
      @akkihole_ 8 лет назад +356

      WE NEED AN AC-130!

    • @Zer0_L1ves
      @Zer0_L1ves 8 лет назад +158

      nah. screw the AC-130. CALL IN THE A10. we need ground support!!

    • @Shinransa
      @Shinransa 8 лет назад +119

      "enemy spotted" and yeah its fun ntil someone shouts RELEASE THE DOGS !!!

    • @Spicybean-hl4hz
      @Spicybean-hl4hz 7 лет назад +39

      adamknight4862
      no call the
      "FATMAN"

  • @dr.almond391
    @dr.almond391 4 года назад +470

    Gym teacher: joins kid's side
    Marines: *Nervous sweating*

    • @LokenDoubleTaps0311
      @LokenDoubleTaps0311 2 года назад +11

      FIALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT!

    • @draconicdestruction5352
      @draconicdestruction5352 Год назад +7

      drill sergeant: joins marines side
      kid's team and gym teacher: *we're dead*

    • @jacksonjasper2199
      @jacksonjasper2199 Год назад +7

      @@draconicdestruction5352 Drill instructor, marines don't have drill sergeants. Drill instructors are scarier.

    • @draconicdestruction5352
      @draconicdestruction5352 Год назад +4

      @@jacksonjasper2199 ah ok, thanks for correcting me bro! no really thanks.

    • @jacksonjasper2199
      @jacksonjasper2199 Год назад +2

      @@draconicdestruction5352 I'm a smartass I can't help it

  • @Sandman_04-l8u
    @Sandman_04-l8u 4 года назад +14195

    Plot twist: The US is testing how effective child soldiers are.

    • @dylanjohnson4331
      @dylanjohnson4331 4 года назад +64

      Hahaha that's hilarious lol

    • @garciarosas1489
      @garciarosas1489 4 года назад +153

      The africans rebels were way earlier at it

    • @Anon-f7f
      @Anon-f7f 4 года назад +16

      Dreadnought35 affective*

    • @Anon-f7f
      @Anon-f7f 4 года назад +11

      renderinggg I was*

    • @Anon-f7f
      @Anon-f7f 4 года назад +8

      Dylan J. That is*

  • @harmacist6623
    @harmacist6623 5 лет назад +1971

    Pvt: "Sir, ammo is running low!"
    Lieutenant: *"FIX BAYONETS!!!"*

  • @kristopherpickstone1758
    @kristopherpickstone1758 4 года назад +5651

    There is always that one marine that takes it a little too real
    Marine: (grabs kid in head lock) WHERES THE INTEL

  • @alexanderxu8265
    @alexanderxu8265 4 года назад +756

    Everybody gangsta until the gym coach joins the kids team.

    • @sox6083
      @sox6083 4 года назад +36

      this will be a legendary century raging war

    • @barnaclebarn2510
      @barnaclebarn2510 4 года назад +19

      @@sox6083 a massacre unseen by history.

    • @Tibdlllllaj
      @Tibdlllllaj 4 года назад +29

      But the drill sgt joins the marines💀

    • @peregrinefalcon9513
      @peregrinefalcon9513 4 года назад +8

      @@Tibdlllllaj drill instructor* lol

    • @Tibdlllllaj
      @Tibdlllllaj 4 года назад +2

      @@peregrinefalcon9513 idk man im spanish

  • @m.ghanimuzakki6665
    @m.ghanimuzakki6665 4 года назад +4039

    Everything is fun until that one marines start yelling
    *"Flash out!"*
    And
    *"Frag out !"*

  • @saturnian1
    @saturnian1 5 лет назад +4640

    Everybody gangstah til’ the marines start putting gas masks on and they throw a “tin can”

    • @trent42
      @trent42 5 лет назад +151

      A random kid- why is the corn making green gas?

    • @democrack113
      @democrack113 5 лет назад +57

      Then the marines say : get the a10

    • @cyllxx9112
      @cyllxx9112 5 лет назад +53

      Everyone gangsta till they press 4 and suddenly a plane drops phosphorous

    • @__________.....
      @__________..... 5 лет назад +2

      990th like

    • @freddydaschizo
      @freddydaschizo 5 лет назад

      @German Ball [DBİ] hoi4 is fun :D

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 4 года назад +1426

    People: they're just kids, the marines gonna show mercy
    Marines: MARINES OOOOORAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @Lilduracell
      @Lilduracell 4 года назад +5

      Freidheim of Prussia that’s a army thing

    • @Grim.Tyrant
      @Grim.Tyrant 4 года назад +5

      Ayden Lehman marine warcry is oorah army warcry is hooah they both do it

    • @PoliceStatelame
      @PoliceStatelame 4 года назад

      Both are stupid just like army and marines 😉

    • @spectralassassin6030
      @spectralassassin6030 4 года назад +9

      frostyshadow10 Just leaving a comment for the shit fest that’s gonna be thrown at you.

    • @Daniel-fr1bh
      @Daniel-fr1bh 4 года назад

      @@spectralassassin6030 same

  • @foopsky64
    @foopsky64 4 года назад +165

    Everything you've done have led to youtube recommending this after 8 years

    • @yeeehaww4428
      @yeeehaww4428 4 года назад

      Might want to edit this to 8 years

    • @carlito8186
      @carlito8186 3 года назад

      I want to like your comment but it's at 69

    • @dark-5825
      @dark-5825 3 года назад

      HA i searched for this

    • @dark-5825
      @dark-5825 3 года назад

      @@carlito8186 huzzah! A man of quality!

  • @djtoilet6310
    @djtoilet6310 5 лет назад +3958

    Marine: calls in an airstrike
    Kids: • o •
    A10: *BRRRRRRRRTTTTTT*

    •  5 лет назад +5

      bing bingbung B2 INBOUND

    • @phoenixrising2609
      @phoenixrising2609 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @Amin_Maybe
      @Amin_Maybe 5 лет назад +1

      Honestly at this point it’s just a ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Then death

    • @stinky6832
      @stinky6832 5 лет назад +2

      thats not an airstrike lmao

    • @Danny-ss8il
      @Danny-ss8il 5 лет назад

      I haven't laughed in days thank you 😂

  • @user-rf6zg9xh7y
    @user-rf6zg9xh7y 5 лет назад +3203

    I feel like 99% of the kids would not call their hits

    • @jaavlex4421
      @jaavlex4421 5 лет назад +194

      @Benjamin Gasiorek-2022 Anti-cheat solution : FMJ instead of nerf darts lol

    • @jaavlex4421
      @jaavlex4421 5 лет назад +27

      Kind of a dark joke though

    • @khorehmandirani
      @khorehmandirani 5 лет назад +18

      @@jaavlex4421 Don't worry...
      It has already been turned into a meme

    • @G31M1
      @G31M1 5 лет назад +12

      I was about the only kid who would actually die when we played war bag in the days :(

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 5 лет назад +10

      The best children would be honest
      They would also put up the best fights

  • @minycinny
    @minycinny 4 года назад +9254

    *elevator opens*
    “Remember, no children.”

  • @seanmeehan6717
    @seanmeehan6717 4 года назад +163

    Kid - *playing along*
    “ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE”
    Also kids - “who said that?”

  • @caseywayne8977
    @caseywayne8977 4 года назад +2719

    Marine: “Check out this bad boy, it shoots about 100 crayons per second”

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 4 года назад +16

      Titans be like

    • @frogoperator2805
      @frogoperator2805 4 года назад +45

      Why would you waste perfectly good crayons and not eat them

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 4 года назад +8

      @@frogoperator2805 because they're not titans main.

    • @frogoperator2805
      @frogoperator2805 4 года назад

      @@yasininn76 okay

    • @일주일-o6p
      @일주일-o6p 4 года назад

      hunter is life hunter is love

  • @balasankarajith2923
    @balasankarajith2923 4 года назад +1538

    It's all fun and games until one of the Marines shouts "FRAG OUT"

    • @weebsdf1662
      @weebsdf1662 4 года назад +34

      Nerf grenades do exist

    • @warmastertrey9614
      @warmastertrey9614 4 года назад

      I made it the 666 like

    • @cosmicdude8282
      @cosmicdude8282 4 года назад +4

      Everything is fun until a marine uses his knife to save ammo

    • @balasankarajith2923
      @balasankarajith2923 4 года назад +2

      @a sad gmod and tf2 player if so, then I'm pretty sure there exists a Nerf MMG, Nerf RPG, Nerf A10, Nerf Tactical Nukes too

    • @cheeselord8153
      @cheeselord8153 4 года назад

      Balasankar Ajith it’s real lol

  • @NotOnlyMagicMan
    @NotOnlyMagicMan 5 лет назад +11726

    Marine: *Breaks enemies neck to conserve ammo*
    Everyone else at the nerf gun tournament: :0

    • @Studmuf-Rockin
      @Studmuf-Rockin 5 лет назад +215

      Fuck you beat me!

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 лет назад +351

      everybody gangsta till people use melee combat

    • @thegamingweirdguy1614
      @thegamingweirdguy1614 5 лет назад +150

      @@Nugcon Everybody gangsta till the Marines pull out the M9.

    • @BrunoHartmann-
      @BrunoHartmann- 5 лет назад +120

      *Everybody gangsta till some vietnam soldiers pulls a Flamethrower*

    • @ffffffff5500
      @ffffffff5500 5 лет назад +36

      @@BrunoHartmann- okay boomer

  • @lwithat6526
    @lwithat6526 4 года назад +65

    Marine: Runs out of ammo
    The tomahawk in his pocket: Showtime

  • @gatsbymaguire
    @gatsbymaguire 4 года назад +3430

    Everybody gangsta until the kid in the wheel chair stands up with his nerf.

    • @furinick
      @furinick 4 года назад +110

      Nah use the wheelchair its called mechanized warfare

    • @omeg4o415
      @omeg4o415 4 года назад +21

      Then add some paperboard and tape a you got a homemade APC

    • @Mudpies69
      @Mudpies69 4 года назад +13

      Enemy wheelson deployed

    • @hunterofdarkness8329
      @hunterofdarkness8329 4 года назад +2

      It's actually Joe from Family guy

    • @riverpaw3234
      @riverpaw3234 4 года назад +3

      "Y'know, his gun looks super realistic..."

  • @sushekas
    @sushekas 4 года назад +3044

    marines: this should be easy, they're just kids, they have no experie....
    **bomb has been planted**

    • @Alexander-sh8pj
      @Alexander-sh8pj 4 года назад +2

      Army = Soldiers bud

    • @sushekas
      @sushekas 4 года назад +7

      there's always something to complain about.

    • @quantum_chezburger2279
      @quantum_chezburger2279 4 года назад +34

      Is it bad that I read that in the cs go voice?

    • @mr.madness908
      @mr.madness908 4 года назад +6

      @@sushekas I mean, I think it's right to point out an error. It's how you improve. Unless you decide not to improve yourself.

    • @sushekas
      @sushekas 4 года назад +1

      @@mr.madness908 ok you got a point, my bad ill just edit the comment

  • @jameschebahtah
    @jameschebahtah 9 лет назад +2621

    War, war never changes

  • @Djolej78
    @Djolej78 4 года назад +70

    When you just wanna grind camos but play against sweaty tryhards

  • @SpectreNHRA
    @SpectreNHRA 5 лет назад +7037

    When the marines run out of darts and start knifing the kids

  • @bigboijohnny763
    @bigboijohnny763 4 года назад +3687

    All fun and games until that one marine gets a 25 kill streak

    • @stevebob1695
      @stevebob1695 4 года назад +116

      “Tactical Nuke ready for launch”

    • @D_U_N_E
      @D_U_N_E 4 года назад +79

      25 kill nerf killstreak
      1 real hand grenade.
      We will call it... Disciplinary recourse

    • @qu0b3n66
      @qu0b3n66 4 года назад +8

      Bro what games you playing that man fell short by 5

    • @bigboijohnny763
      @bigboijohnny763 4 года назад +12

      @QU0B3N 9999 oh sry I don’t play the new cods cuz there not that great. I play the old ones like mw2 and u needed a 25 kill streak to get a nuke.... I’m not changing it to 30 tho

    • @bigboijohnny763
      @bigboijohnny763 4 года назад +3

      @Mr. J Potato ITS OVER

  • @NexuuusCoooore
    @NexuuusCoooore 4 года назад +1130

    “People will have to work from home.”
    *The Marines:*

    • @patrickmccarter6076
      @patrickmccarter6076 4 года назад +10

      Why I'm am I imagine some guy chasing a 5 year old with a knife

    • @ivexxe
      @ivexxe 4 года назад

      Duck yeah I'm the 1000th like

    • @battlebuddy4517
      @battlebuddy4517 3 года назад

      @@patrickmccarter6076 lol take my gold

    • @APAstronaut333
      @APAstronaut333 2 года назад

      Laughing my ass off!

  • @marcosmedia7463
    @marcosmedia7463 4 года назад +27

    Kids: *Rushes the marines without a plan*
    Marines: Alright bois, bring in the Apache with the automatic nerf minigun

  • @ricogaras9613
    @ricogaras9613 4 года назад +977

    Everybody’s gangsta till a marine starts losing and calls out on the radio “BROKEN ARROW”

    • @elimackinnon06
      @elimackinnon06 4 года назад +65

      *F-18 drops 512kg Bomb of nerf bullets *
      Marine -"Jesus christ let em burn boys"

    • @icantthinkofaclevername2522
      @icantthinkofaclevername2522 4 года назад +26

      Broken Arrow is for when a nuke is already launched or is launching

    • @julius855
      @julius855 4 года назад +33

      @@icantthinkofaclevername2522 even tho your right ive heard it a lot in the context of "we are overrun bomb our Position"
      Edit: looked it up
      Its used as a codeword for nuclear incidents nowadays
      but was used as a call for help as the position got overrun
      back in the Vietnam war

    • @icantthinkofaclevername2522
      @icantthinkofaclevername2522 4 года назад +4

      @@julius855 fair enough

    • @Potatobobsr
      @Potatobobsr 4 года назад

      O noo!

  • @TheMrQuackles
    @TheMrQuackles 10 лет назад +11618

    *Marine puts on bayonet*

  • @Sharktooth-io9fm
    @Sharktooth-io9fm 5 лет назад +2035

    Marine: hits kid
    Kid: doesn’t call hit
    Marine: *pulls out pineapple*

    • @xavier4519
      @xavier4519 5 лет назад +44

      @@MoleRat1-vh5vv Shrek dildo? 😳 Kinda kinky doe

    • @bonktonk74
      @bonktonk74 5 лет назад +5

      Vrum Vrum owo, whats thwis?

    • @ansh6370
      @ansh6370 5 лет назад +14

      *Pulls out the leaves, throws pineapples towards the kids*

    • @spookbarkee9345
      @spookbarkee9345 5 лет назад

      Julian
      We still use both but frags are less used mostly not used at all because they can be considered cluster bombs and frags are extremely dangerous that could bring friendly fire and tormenting pain from the blast or frags

    • @gtakk6687
      @gtakk6687 5 лет назад

      Frag out

  • @bowenlavalley3297
    @bowenlavalley3297 4 года назад +65

    The one marine who played doom: welp I’m out of ammo
    Looks at kid
    Grabs chainsaw with malicious intent

  • @shionbruhgami
    @shionbruhgami 4 года назад +1516

    “Hey, hey hey!
    No full auto in the building.”

    • @KA-qv7be
      @KA-qv7be 4 года назад +114

      "That's not full auto."
      "THAT'S NOT FULL AUTO?!?"
      "No, this is...."
      *Pulls up concealed AK-47...*

    • @mallardofmodernia8092
      @mallardofmodernia8092 4 года назад +58

      @@KA-qv7be DAYUM BRO!
      okay!

    • @Xray6631
      @Xray6631 4 года назад +20

      @@mallardofmodernia8092 You have just recreated an amazing airsoft moment in the CQC arena, thankyou!

    • @fireball2275
      @fireball2275 4 года назад +5

      You are truly legends and I respect you’re meme powers

    • @robertoorrego4374
      @robertoorrego4374 4 года назад +5

      Nice reference

  • @alexanderwhitlock9337
    @alexanderwhitlock9337 5 лет назад +860

    For the first time on a battle field, both sides enjoyed rations of crayons.

  • @bop1290
    @bop1290 4 года назад +1727

    “It’s like drop-kicking a toddler”
    -Technoblade

    • @triplestripe7071
      @triplestripe7071 4 года назад +18

      Bop1 a man of culture I see.

    • @mallus8493
      @mallus8493 4 года назад +18

      "These orphans are getting destroyed"

    • @dodoodood.9421
      @dodoodood.9421 4 года назад +5

      Manny P TECHNOLADE...NEVA DIESSS

    • @grandmafinallysnapped
      @grandmafinallysnapped 4 года назад +2

      CallmeKevin-the man who drop kicked a baby

    • @crowsquared
      @crowsquared 4 года назад +5

      Dude, these orphans are getting destroyed

  • @avrghumanbeing4887
    @avrghumanbeing4887 4 года назад +13

    *Marine gets shot at by a nerf bullet*
    Marine: “oh, so this is how you wanna play huh”
    *Calls A Airstrike*

  • @ethanholter
    @ethanholter 5 лет назад +1470

    2013: nerf battle in school
    2020: arrested for having fake gun in school

    • @thetreedemoknight4827
      @thetreedemoknight4827 5 лет назад +105

      nah arrested for pointing a single finger gun at a ballon with a face

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk 5 лет назад +44

      Yup not too long ago in the news a kid was expelled for making a paper cut out of a gun...

    • @fruitwagon9275
      @fruitwagon9275 5 лет назад +51

      California kindergartener suspended for biting a pop tart in the shape of a gun

    • @Nate-bn5kk
      @Nate-bn5kk 5 лет назад +15

      @@fruitwagon9275 ah yes that's the one I was thinking of.

    • @banananoodles
      @banananoodles 5 лет назад +4

      We have annual nerf wars for a program in the school district

  • @misterhuman895
    @misterhuman895 4 года назад +665

    Theyre probably like,
    "Whats the enemy's weakness?"
    "Well, theyre kids."

    • @maynardz03
      @maynardz03 4 года назад +8

      "So just tell them that their playdough thing doesn't look like a dinosaur

    • @R3TROSKULL
      @R3TROSKULL Год назад

      666 like

    • @misterhuman895
      @misterhuman895 Год назад +1

      @@R3TROSKULL thanks bro

  • @jonathanedson5013
    @jonathanedson5013 4 года назад +2159

    Marines: *slams gun into kids head cause he has no ammo *
    Everyone else: O_O

    • @flannelflax8078
      @flannelflax8078 4 года назад +151

      Marine: uses knife as a stealth kill to save ammo
      The kids at the birthday party:

    • @mightypurplelicious3209
      @mightypurplelicious3209 4 года назад +33

      How come in the field when I do it to my enemies it’s self defence and fighting for the country but when I do it to my enemies at school it’s called “bullying” and “harassment”

    • @jonathanedson5013
      @jonathanedson5013 4 года назад +3

      @@mightypurplelicious3209 I know right

    • @gobblefunkfrothbungler8948
      @gobblefunkfrothbungler8948 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, cheif.. That's called PTSD

    • @madamada3837
      @madamada3837 4 года назад +1

      Upgrades, people. Upgrades!

  • @memercola3779
    @memercola3779 4 года назад +15

    “High hopes for Marines VS Children PT.2”
    Boi its 2021, still aint out.

  • @kvngkxld
    @kvngkxld 5 лет назад +1121

    Kid: *doesn't call hit*
    Marine: calls in AC-130

  • @Krispy5757
    @Krispy5757 9 лет назад +7809

    Those kids probably put up a better fight against the Marines than ISIS does.

    • @wheresmydinner7248
      @wheresmydinner7248 9 лет назад +300

      +Zippity Doo-Dah! being that isis is not advanced at all, we can literally kill them all with just air strikes. no need for raids n Shit if an air strike for a building is happening

    • @mkayy860
      @mkayy860 8 лет назад +81

      +krispy colateral fucking roast

    • @jeremywhitfield4556
      @jeremywhitfield4556 8 лет назад +31

      +ayy lmao "we" lol

    • @Shinransa
      @Shinransa 8 лет назад +175

      the only problem is the civilians at this point ... i mean during the attacks that happened in france(especialy the charlie ebdo one) one of the terrorist lost a fucking shoe and another on left his id in the car and they even got the wrong address ... so yeah they kinda suck in every way

    • @shadowvalkyrie5818
      @shadowvalkyrie5818 7 лет назад +13

      was MacMillan already taken

  • @battlesheep2552
    @battlesheep2552 4 года назад +5563

    “So we’re fighting kids? Shouldn’t be too difficult”
    “They’re American school children”
    “...crap”

  • @mymainchannel3253
    @mymainchannel3253 4 года назад +6

    Kids: "They'll go easy on us."
    That one marine in the back: "GRENADE!!!!!"

  • @javieralonsoruiz3150
    @javieralonsoruiz3150 4 года назад +1235

    "This is where the fun begins"
    -Anakin Skywalker

    • @babyyoda1462
      @babyyoda1462 4 года назад +7

      Have a like sir

    • @French_Boi19
      @French_Boi19 4 года назад +10

      Very good lord vader

    • @jeeph.
      @jeeph. 4 года назад +1

      You spelled Anakin wrong

    • @babyyoda1462
      @babyyoda1462 4 года назад +8

      @@jeeph. you spelled "spelled" wrong

    • @jeeph.
      @jeeph. 4 года назад +2

      Aaaaaaaaa

  • @sushekas
    @sushekas 4 года назад +2775

    marine: **stabs enemy because has no bullets left**
    the rest of the children in the nerf war:

    • @tzzgaboo4515
      @tzzgaboo4515 4 года назад +39

      The kids:Ö

    • @talos2384
      @talos2384 4 года назад +77

      Marine: (snaps neck to conserve ammo)
      Everyone else in the training exercise: 😐

    • @matthewvanburen6415
      @matthewvanburen6415 4 года назад +35

      Master Skywalker, there are too many of them! What will we do?

    • @randommobilegaming4624
      @randommobilegaming4624 4 года назад

      @@matthewvanburen6415 *LOL*

    • @fillmore5029
      @fillmore5029 4 года назад +4

      👁👄👁

  • @Bigboy-417
    @Bigboy-417 4 года назад +5745

    Nobody:
    One marine: *Switches to knife due to low ammo*

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 4 года назад +232

      "Pewaukee, what are you doing?"
      "I'm trying to save ammo, sir!"

    • @chenn2749
      @chenn2749 4 года назад +138

      "I will also get 25% speed by holding a knife!"
      " Pewaukee, wha-what are you talking about?"

    • @aidenhill2715
      @aidenhill2715 4 года назад +88

      "Pewaukee, why are you not firing your weapon?!"
      "These rounds cost a whole 20 cents sir!"
      "20 cents?! Marines, you are hereby forbidden from firing your rifle unless in a critical situation, and then it comes out of your paycheck!"

    • @nick-st7jx
      @nick-st7jx 4 года назад +5

      lmao

    • @Hohzayy
      @Hohzayy 4 года назад +1

      That’s kind funny lmaoo

  • @loomisnation9479
    @loomisnation9479 4 года назад +3

    My father served in the marines and u guys are amazing thank you to everyone who served

  • @devastater97
    @devastater97 5 лет назад +3239

    Kid: Outs a Marine
    Also Kid: Does Fortnite emote
    Marines: GET THE LIVE ROUNDS

    • @elihirsch4303
      @elihirsch4303 4 года назад +50

      nice, that made me laugh

    • @loganvelez6230
      @loganvelez6230 4 года назад +27

      😂 that's what I be like if I see a kid do a fortnite dance.

    • @Czarfacee
      @Czarfacee 4 года назад +3

      u stole a comment

    • @aydenstockham1143
      @aydenstockham1143 4 года назад +24

      Then the children hear "enemy ac-130 above"

    • @AshleyYoung87
      @AshleyYoung87 4 года назад +6

      Yes I always want to Banish Those Fortnite Idiot Gamers

  • @nicholas2408
    @nicholas2408 4 года назад +391

    Kid: *Shoots one of the marines buddies*
    Marine: *CALLS IN NAPALM STRIKE*

  • @EE-tc9ss
    @EE-tc9ss 5 лет назад +1886

    Marine: *Giving coordinates for artillery strike*
    Everyone else at the Nerf War: 👀👀👀

  • @DianaKazimiera-
    @DianaKazimiera- 3 года назад +15

    Huge applause for the soldiers who bring joy,safety and strength to children ❣️ GOD BLESS and great respect 🕊️

  • @georges.7386
    @georges.7386 4 года назад +412

    Kid: Marines, there are too many of them, what are we going to do??
    Marine: (*raises gun*) It’s nerf... or nothing

  • @BigGav12
    @BigGav12 5 лет назад +767

    “Military is scary, don’t do it”
    Marines- hold my beer

  • @ホフマン日向
    @ホフマン日向 4 года назад +2447

    Marine: **snaps child's neck to save ammo**
    *It's Nerf or nothing*

    • @booleybTheClown
      @booleybTheClown 4 года назад +45

      make sure to have nerf gloves on or it doesnt count

    • @kpsiex
      @kpsiex 4 года назад +7

      @@booleybTheClown fhujcyijk

    • @prototypenick8373
      @prototypenick8373 4 года назад +15

      ホフマン日向 its nerf or no neck

    • @BobRossCat
      @BobRossCat 4 года назад +7

      @@prototypenick8373 it's nerf or no live

    • @babamanga1674
      @babamanga1674 4 года назад +6

      “ marines never lose “

  • @mailam3706
    @mailam3706 4 года назад +49

    *snaps neck to save ammo*
    The other kids at the nerf war: 👁👄👁

  • @hngh6404
    @hngh6404 4 года назад +373

    Kids: Wow, this is really fun, I think we might even have a chance of win-
    Marine: FIX BAYONETS!

  • @grantbeard815
    @grantbeard815 4 года назад +706

    When you hear over the P.A “melee kill” and one of the marines has a guilty look on his face

  • @yankee815
    @yankee815 5 лет назад +1078

    When your hiding from the marines as your the last man standing
    Then you hear
    “Enemy UAV deployed.”

  • @masonwicklein7203
    @masonwicklein7203 4 года назад +4

    This is awesome, I am a Seaman Apprentice in the United States Navy, this is absolutely heart warming! 🥰

  • @versace6609
    @versace6609 5 лет назад +1714

    Girls during recess: "omg your barbie is so cute would you like tea"
    Boys during recess:

    • @Callsign_Ninetales2065
      @Callsign_Ninetales2065 5 лет назад +31

      Bruh in 1st grade I organized the whole gun battle but some kid told on us and the teachers said we can't do that but we did it for 3 weeks and it was really fun

    • @Callsign_Ninetales2065
      @Callsign_Ninetales2065 5 лет назад +7

      @Jay Bee they give me six life sentences each one just ended up with more thumbtacks

    • @santahasgun3894
      @santahasgun3894 5 лет назад +2

      @@Callsign_Ninetales2065 I organized a gun battle a long while back but then was told at recess it was too violent

    • @Callsign_Ninetales2065
      @Callsign_Ninetales2065 5 лет назад +1

      @@santahasgun3894 that's what they said to me

    • @santahasgun3894
      @santahasgun3894 5 лет назад

      @@Callsign_Ninetales2065 Lol

  • @aspongenamedbob1067
    @aspongenamedbob1067 4 года назад +488

    So how was your time as a Marine son?
    "It's complicated."

  • @Sleepyhead101
    @Sleepyhead101 4 года назад +617

    Government: work from home
    Marines:

  • @matthewp2794
    @matthewp2794 4 года назад +12

    Me:
    * Uses knife in close quarters to reserve ammo *
    Everyone else at paintball:
    (°0°)

  • @jaspernavall8204
    @jaspernavall8204 4 года назад +426

    Everybody gangsta till a marine brings out the rocket launcher

    • @enriquevalencia678
      @enriquevalencia678 4 года назад

      Marine *

    • @JackaJack6020
      @JackaJack6020 4 года назад

      ‘If you know what’s good for you, you will run!’

    • @cristinabagtas6959
      @cristinabagtas6959 4 года назад

      Yeah i love that kind of nerf gun, its Ammo is diffrent from the others consisting of a ball with nerf darts all over the ball, once it hit the ground or someone itll release the nerf.
      Thats my fav

    • @xendordawnburst9969
      @xendordawnburst9969 4 года назад +1

      Considering Nerf released the Fortnite RPG, this isn't all that unrealistic anymore!

    • @starwarsenjoyer7567
      @starwarsenjoyer7567 4 года назад

      Brings out air powered nerf rocket launcher

  • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
    @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 5 лет назад +431

    Kids are like “it’s so much fun” , Marines: “we gotta best these kids”

    • @appumon1
      @appumon1 4 года назад

      I am
      a beautiful person

  • @Layschips5
    @Layschips5 4 года назад +2569

    Kid: *acddiently shoots soldier in the eye* "Opps sorry"
    Marine: *Pulls out 9mm glock and shoots kid in the leg*
    "Oops tehe sorry"

    • @Layschips5
      @Layschips5 4 года назад +7

      @@龘䨺 ha

    • @GG2kSports
      @GG2kSports 4 года назад +34

      Marines aren’t soldiers but I still laughed at your jome

    • @mjrulesgodofmusic3026
      @mjrulesgodofmusic3026 4 года назад +8

      @@GG2kSports yes they are.

    • @GG2kSports
      @GG2kSports 4 года назад +43

      Mj rules God of Music nope, marines are marines, army is soldiers, navy is sailors, airforce is airmen

    • @mjrulesgodofmusic3026
      @mjrulesgodofmusic3026 4 года назад +13

      @@GG2kSports you know you are right I forget about that.

  • @ryanterry7136
    @ryanterry7136 4 года назад +6

    The quiet kid:my time to shine

  • @nitronitrix4429
    @nitronitrix4429 4 года назад +759

    “Bravo Six, going dark”
    *proceeds to maul the children*

  • @zirjaeger4037
    @zirjaeger4037 5 лет назад +1229

    “Boss, those are just kids, don’t hurt them”

  • @CamoFlash7_
    @CamoFlash7_ 4 года назад +549

    *'Boss, they're just kids, don't hurt them.'*

    • @lexthebreacher
      @lexthebreacher 4 года назад +5

      Yes the metal gear solid joke

    • @shuliu4804
      @shuliu4804 4 года назад +11

      (In bill wurtz voice): how bout I do anyway

    • @concernedthanos6725
      @concernedthanos6725 4 года назад +8

      *BOSS YOU KILLED A CHILD*

    • @joogthefat979
      @joogthefat979 4 года назад +9

      AMAZING, MISSION COMPLETE. THAT RIGHT THERE IS WHY YOURE THE BEST BOSS.

    • @romeovictor954
      @romeovictor954 4 года назад +1

      Good soldiers follow orders

  • @dungusglumbus9946
    @dungusglumbus9946 Год назад +1

    “Marines never lose.”
    Little kids: ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE!!!!

  • @J023_07
    @J023_07 4 года назад +728

    It’s all fun and games till one of the kids Sneak up on them and a marine snaps there neck

  • @fl0da117
    @fl0da117 4 года назад +475

    Everybody gangsta till you hear "ENEMY NUKE INCOMING, ITS OVER"

    • @gyyuyuinjail6716
      @gyyuyuinjail6716 4 года назад

      DerpyDemon lmaoooooo nice one

    • @emeraldz6744
      @emeraldz6744 4 года назад +2

      Plot twist: The nuke is just a giant water balloon

    • @2n974
      @2n974 4 года назад

      25 killstreak

  • @cringehorse
    @cringehorse 4 года назад +2027

    It's all fun and games till one of the marines has a PTSD attack, and pulls out his concealed pistol

  • @caffeecup5319
    @caffeecup5319 4 года назад +9

    Marine: *Shoots 50 Bullets at the kid*
    The Kid: You can’t kill me, I have bulletproof armor!
    *Cocks Gun*

  • @Fry-kt9hw
    @Fry-kt9hw 4 года назад +702

    "Remember switching to your pistol is faster than reloading."
    Some random guy from modern warfare 2

    • @dapeepingreaper6266
      @dapeepingreaper6266 4 года назад +17

      Cpl. Dunn is happy with you obi-wan

    • @dapeepingreaper6266
      @dapeepingreaper6266 4 года назад +4

      JARED SANTINY it’s my fav campaign since 2009 I can never forget

    • @babatunde6950
      @babatunde6950 4 года назад +8

      Cod4 actually

    • @Fry-kt9hw
      @Fry-kt9hw 4 года назад

      Really I thought it was mw2 well guess I was wrong

    • @oreoavocados1018
      @oreoavocados1018 4 года назад +1

      master Obi-Wan kenobi what no it’s MW2 in the beginning when you enter the pit. US Army Ranger Cpl. Dunn said that.

  • @therussianbullfrog3975
    @therussianbullfrog3975 5 лет назад +568

    Marines start to lose nerf fight:
    Marine: *AC-130 INBOUND*
    Kids: :0

    • @therussianbullfrog3975
      @therussianbullfrog3975 5 лет назад +11

      @YouFoundPixilent The group of autistic kids: *chuckles* I'm in danger

    • @Austinfrm_the931
      @Austinfrm_the931 5 лет назад +5

      Kids:were gonna win!! AC-130:imma bout to end this mans whole career

    • @arc8218
      @arc8218 5 лет назад +2

      *BBBBBBRRRRRTTTTTTTTT*

    • @ShacolateClown
      @ShacolateClown 5 лет назад +2

      @YouFoundPixilent the simple way to look at it. Its a damn big gun with a plane build around it

    • @nitink5123
      @nitink5123 5 лет назад

      Is AC-130 anothe model pf C130

  • @Urabrask
    @Urabrask 5 лет назад +1292

    In the Middle East: “just like the simulations”

    • @Odins_Spear
      @Odins_Spear 5 лет назад +31

      Watch those IED's

    • @jordanaponte6867
      @jordanaponte6867 4 года назад +26

      Watch out for those wrist rockets!

    • @lexo6987
      @lexo6987 4 года назад +10

      Thats such a dark joke lmao😂😂

    • @joelkohl7517
      @joelkohl7517 4 года назад +7

      FOR THE REPUBLIC 😂

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 4 года назад +10

      Super battle droid!! Take it out!

  • @OxifiedTV
    @OxifiedTV 4 года назад +23

    Marine: "Just like the simulations!"

    • @jessewillason2064
      @jessewillason2064 4 года назад

      Haha battlefront 2 been a while since I played that thanks man made my day

    • @OxifiedTV
      @OxifiedTV 4 года назад

      @@jessewillason2064 yw

  • @crusader7659
    @crusader7659 5 лет назад +899

    One marine forgets to switch to nerf: Remember, No Russian

    • @trent42
      @trent42 5 лет назад +64

      𝑳𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒈 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒊𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒕

    • @crusader7659
      @crusader7659 5 лет назад +27

      TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!

    • @rn-zu5ld
      @rn-zu5ld 5 лет назад +28

      Ramirez take out those children with this 12.7mm browning mg

    • @jaydengray4015
      @jaydengray4015 5 лет назад +4

      Crusader it should be “remember, no English”

    • @x7maksim7x
      @x7maksim7x 5 лет назад +2

      Crusader For Zakhaev

  • @wilhelmironjaw3450
    @wilhelmironjaw3450 8 лет назад +1384

    *Marine pulls out compass*
    Contact child enclosing from north

    • @allluck_noskill1099
      @allluck_noskill1099 6 лет назад +33

      CONTACT FRONT CONTACT FRONT !!! 50 YARDS , SMALL ARMS AMMUNITION FIRE !!

    • @swilto_8749
      @swilto_8749 5 лет назад +9

      Doom_Slayer 2.0 *BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

    • @rovat6285
      @rovat6285 5 лет назад +4

      M1A1:Identify infantry.Load HEAT.FIRE!

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 5 лет назад +2

      Aw geez,who invited the Lieutenant again?

    • @hanz2904
      @hanz2904 5 лет назад +1

      Middle east be like

  • @Unmedicated_Moments
    @Unmedicated_Moments 9 лет назад +3582

    Misleading title. Should be: Marines in combat fighting Taliban insurgents

  • @ryanlevis7532
    @ryanlevis7532 4 года назад +3

    2020: Im about to end this mans whole career
    Marines: So you've chosen death?

  • @sirunfunny8042
    @sirunfunny8042 4 года назад +114

    "I'm out of ammo!"
    "Use your knife!"
    *kids scream in terror*

  • @HydraX_pain
    @HydraX_pain 5 лет назад +435

    Marines: lets do this
    Kids: take no prisoners comrade

  • @vergil8257
    @vergil8257 4 года назад +847

    Girl: he’s probably cheating on me
    Me and the boys:

  • @djkylebabypleasesaythemfnb7633
    @djkylebabypleasesaythemfnb7633 2 года назад +1

    Love the outreach and fun loving spirit of our next generation of Marines.
    Rock on Belleauwoodsman🫡💪🏽🇺🇸

  • @Spazzycat14
    @Spazzycat14 5 лет назад +341

    *Pulls pin on live grenade*
    "This is where the fun begins"

    • @jarskil8862
      @jarskil8862 5 лет назад +8

      *There are too many of them, what should we do?*

    • @Spazzycat14
      @Spazzycat14 5 лет назад +2

      @@jarskil8862 Airstrike. Danger close.

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 5 лет назад +6

      "Not again, Obi Wan's gonna kill me."

    • @Odins_Spear
      @Odins_Spear 5 лет назад +3

      Anakin: Arrr ya ready kids 😈

    • @leesmith6739
      @leesmith6739 5 лет назад +4

      ANAKIN NOT THE YOUNGLINGS

  • @bitchhunter2719
    @bitchhunter2719 4 года назад +436

    "just like Afghanistan huh bill?" bill:*see's kid running towards him* bill:"oh god...."

    • @alface935
      @alface935 4 года назад +14

      Sorry Little One

    • @Dom91870
      @Dom91870 4 года назад +5

      SEVERELY UNDERRATED COMMENT

    • @alface935
      @alface935 4 года назад

      @@Dom91870 Yeah

    • @Erisofpain
      @Erisofpain 4 года назад

      Poor bill just stares blankly

    • @craftysmithkeith3653
      @craftysmithkeith3653 4 года назад

      It’s ok bill anyone in your position would have done the same, it’s not your fault

  • @Extremesports49
    @Extremesports49 4 года назад +251

    *Plays kids in COD*
    Reporter: “will they take it easy on them?”
    Marine: “marines never lose.”

  • @kirbsno4456
    @kirbsno4456 4 года назад +5

    Everyone’s Gangster till the Marines show up with real guns.

  • @retartedfilms101
    @retartedfilms101 4 года назад +528

    “Ya smell that? I love the smell of napalm in the school gymnasium.”

  • @lyubenlozanov6471
    @lyubenlozanov6471 5 лет назад +825

    Playing dodgeball boys vs girls:
    Girls: Take it easy on us
    Boys: Cant show the enemy weakness

    • @ricefarmerjawsh7653
      @ricefarmerjawsh7653 4 года назад +39

      Our school doesn't do boys vs girls anymore because the girls don't even do anything but stand there

    • @TRXLLGE
      @TRXLLGE 4 года назад +15

      No shit! Tea :
      One day I was in gym and then my supply teacher said : Boys versus girls! Soon then not even 5 minutes later it was just a riot. Girls just falling left and right and I’m just there with my team JUST F*CKING DOING IT. Later I’m there in the front and my team won, Of course the boys team was tired, The girls had no f*cking chance at their survival.

    • @aydenstockham1143
      @aydenstockham1143 4 года назад +8

      @@TRXLLGE my teachers did boys vs girls but they made us boys take it easy and when one of us hit a girl with the ball they said we were going to hard and made us all do push ups mean while the girls got to all get back in, the teachers legit wouldn't let us win

    • @TRXLLGE
      @TRXLLGE 4 года назад +8

      Ayden Stockham I feel that, they’re just intimidated by the boys team and then they turn into f*cking feminist chickens. If I had the chance to record what happened there, B O I

    • @aydenstockham1143
      @aydenstockham1143 4 года назад +2

      @@TRXLLGE yeah but they don't allow phone's unless it's lunch, I definitely woudve recorded that bull crap if I could

  • @Adam-rh4qu
    @Adam-rh4qu 5 лет назад +2362

    Kid: *starts doing fortnite dance*
    Marines:
    *OpEn FiRe*

    • @THHHJojo
      @THHHJojo 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @anwardaud
      @anwardaud 5 лет назад +59

      **LOADS REAL AMMO*

    • @palpatinethesenatehog7086
      @palpatinethesenatehog7086 5 лет назад +36

      @@anwardaud Anakin: This is where the fun begins!

    • @lolbosss
      @lolbosss 5 лет назад +11

      "WE DID NOT RISK OUR LIVES FOR THIS MADNESS"

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 5 лет назад +5

      @@palpatinethesenatehog7086
      After the schooling: Not again... Obi Wan's gonna kill me.

  • @punkletongaming2174
    @punkletongaming2174 4 года назад +3

    Kid at the end: i wish we could do this next year
    7 years later: EVERYONE, ITS THE END OF THE WORLD