YTP: Michael's Class Needs Addiction Counseling
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- Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
- Kept you waiting, huh?
So, updates, then.
I just wanted to thank you all for always waiting so patiently and being so supportive. Unfortunately, we’re
nearing a point where I don’t feel like I can promise videos anymore. (This isn’t my last, before you worry about that.)
If all goes well, I’ll be embarking on a new chapter in my life in the coming year (I’ll tell you about it when I’m more confident it’ll happen), and at some point there will be a video that explains all that (along with a lot of new content; it won’t just be an update video). I might keep making videos after that, but I can’t promise anything. As always, thank you for everything, and you can expect more from me until I tell you not to, basically.
I think "Inebriation" is the most impressive YTP sentence mix I've ever heard. Well done!
Clicked faster than an electronic rabbit.
I liked the use of Made in Abyss music at the end. Overall, a fantastic poop, as always. Your sentence mixing is always on point, "No inebriation" and "I want complete sobriety" got me good.
I didn't think someone would notice that that quickly. I fucking love MIA.
Nice face.
Made in Abyss is probably my 3rd best anime of the year, after March Comes in Like a Lion in 1st place and the second season of Boku no Hero Academia in 2nd place. However, Made in Abyss easily wins best soundtrack not only of the year, but of several years and probably for several years to come. I haven't heard a soundtrack this enamoring since Zankyou no Terror.
I'm still on the first season of Boku no Hero, and 3gatsu is on the list. I saw the first episode and I absolutely loved it. Haven't seen any of Zankyou no Terror, but seeing as it was directed by Shinichiro Watanabe, I'll probably love it.
"i drink it...
i undrink it"
🤮
0:54 - 0:58
How do you undrink?
@@Azurethewolf168 By puking it back up
@@CJODell12 BLAUGHHH!
Good to see more from you, mate :)
Thanks! And it was great to see you!
Well well well if it isnt The Dons of the Michael Rosen YTPs
Those drink jokes at the beginning were just orgasmic.
Whatever happens, we love you
*NOOO INEBRIATION*
I want complete sobriety. The weak ones used tequila.
You’d beat them going down behind you
Michael: "Harrybo...how did he die?"
Harrybo:"Poisons! 203!"
Michael: O_O
He was an absolute Viking, Harrybo.
@@Circuitssmith once my friend harrybo came to school Viking away like mad, we said “what’s the matter? What’s the matter?” And he said “Burn the weak ones.” Blimey!
The weak ones just used tequila
I WANT COMPLETE SOBRIETY.
The weak ones just used Tequila
We had a government that was so strict, you weren't allowed to drink in their country. They used to stand out at the police station going "Nooooo inebriation! I want complete sobriety!"
...
We figured out that what you had to do was snatch a quick drink in the speakeasy when they weren't looking.
(rural version would be snatch a quick drink in the woods or the still or something idk
@@Core_Of_The_Void There is always a winery kid going *slirp*
@@PsychoticGirl2023 my brother’s on the end of runway four!
@@Core_Of_The_Void My dad wants gin in his tea.
The “winey kid” joke was nothing short of inspired. So simple but so good.
"I undrink it." made me lose it!
(My laughter, that is, not my alcohol.)
YOU AGAIN, I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
Fuck off
@@bowldawg4394 probably a bot
Why are You everywhere?! Youre getting fucking annoying
0:54 - 0:58
All the alcohol puns were fantasticks to your teeth
Honestly, take your time. We all love and appreciate your efforts, and we'll be happier knowing that you're ok rather than knowing that this is all forced. Best of luck to you.
Wat
Agreed - only the thirsty would complain about the wait...it's a symptom of the "instant gratification" times we live in. Good work takes time.
yeah it's sad to see people burn out because they make stuff just to make it and end up not enjoying it anymore and cancelling.
Why did you delete your videos?
gunshots, screams, explosions; i sleep
new chicken pika vid; AWOKE
Good luck in your next chapter! Good to see a new video from you too.
"I undrink it." ~Michael Rosen
Yay, I could really use some ChickenPika right about now
I'm sorry I didn't think to put some windmills in for you, though.
Poisons, 203 ;)))
That’s right! You thought it was chocolate but it was me! Tined Michael Rosen!
HA HAH HAAH!
Into the mouth
Thanks for making such high quality Michael Rosen ytp's-my all time favorite is Michael Rosens abusive childhood so thank you for creating such a masterpiece and good luck with the next part of your life
NOOOO INEBRIATION!
I want complete Sobriety!
The weak ones just used tequila!
You'd hear them going down behind you.
*Kaboom* Bleaaugh! And there was ALWAYS a wine-y kid going: *Sluuuuurp*! My brother's at the end of Rumway 4, my dad wants gin in his tea, Older Rosen has opened up his can of beer, and I'm still fiddling with the whiskey! I drink it, *Sluuuuurp*, then I undrink it! BLEEEEEAAAAAAUUUUGGGGH!!!
And that's when we get into REALLY big trouble!
@@noahjohnston9958
Our Teacher, miss WOODLE said ANYMORE AND IF YOU DEAD.
No SURVIVAL
No SUS
No nothing.
Sick Mount and Blade Sea Raider callback.
I've recently been playing Warband and it caused me a good chuckle.
I hate sea raiders so much.
Less talking, more raiding
never once in my life did I ever think I'd see Rosen eat a tide pod
My Brother on the end of rumway four
My Dad wants gin in his tea
Older Rosen has opened his can of beer
And I’m still fiddle diddling with the whiskey
I drink it
*SLUUUUURP*
I undrink it
*BLEEAAARGH*
I died at the tide pod...
RIP
The weak ones just used to-KEEL-AH!
Michael Rosen really is the only immortal meme. Great poop. I read the description, and I understand fully if your thinking of moving on from YTPs or RUclips in general (if that's what it was sort of mentioning), everyone does eventually. You will be missed as a very top class pooper but you've given me more than enough enjoyment with your poops as it is!
dorgesh na matey
baneposting and pepe are just as eternal
Kenetic Kups No, those ones are immensely dead, so dead they've been reanimated by the Meme-Necromancers.
*There are much worse things than 4Chan in the deep places of the web...*
clicked, watched, liked, commented, and out the door. just the perfect boost I needed before work. Thanks Pika :)
ChickenPika’s back! He wasn't dead. It was just one of his tricks.
I've been sick for the past three days, and I've been binge watching your videos. They've made me laugh so hard I practically coughed out my lungs; you're a severely underrated channel, keep at it.
1:01 our teacher, *Miss Wood-all,* said "Any more and it'll be dead. No survival. No SuS. Nothing!"
Had me dead.
That's sus
1.) I never clicked so fast.
2.) I never, in my entire life, clicked on a video so fast
3.) I, which is the pronoun that identifies me, never in my entire life, which wasn't comparably short but yet, is very short compared to the lifespan of the universe, making me wonder whether anything I am doing or acomplishing matters in the context of our universe and whether our universe even matters in the context of all universes, used my mouse to navigate on RUclips, an arbitrary and ever-growing amalgamation of moving pictures with sound, shown on a liquid crystal display and played back through headphones which were designed long before I was, processed through billions of transistors in a very tiny space, connected to almost infinitely more transistors forming the internet, and opened this video for the first time, or any for this matter, with such a velocity within the execution of my movements of said laser tracking device on a neither small nor large textile surface bonded to a rubber-like substance, leading to a forceful clicking of one of the buttons within said laser tracking device and thus opening this specific video.
1:54 made in abyss music sped up, I see you.
It still sounds kinda decent actually
Made in abyss' OST in general sounds amazing
tru
what’s the song at 1:47?
this video's audio weirdly kept speeding up and going way out of sync when I was watching it on my phone while eating lunch today though it works fine on my laptop which is weird but whatever
regardless fantastic video as always dude & good luck on whatever you're currently doing
That is odd. I didn't notice it on my phone.
Thanks, man! I always love your stuff.
That happens to me too. The YT app is fucking horrible.
256PiAlternate kJ.
Old phones do that and tabs or if you have viruses
Ms.Woodle
*Woodall
0:32 to 1:01 is the most creative use of michael i've seen so far
Another masterpiece from the Titan of Michael Rosen YTP. Bravo good sir, bravo.
0:16
"You thought it was chocolate, but it was me..."
Me: DIO??
"Tinned Michael Rosen"
Eh, good enough
You've really got your own style, man. You're a legend. You're brilliant! Wish you all the best, man!
The "NO inebriation. I want complete sobriety" bit was the best part.
The master of Rosen poops is back..
What? New from chickenpika? Happy birthday to me!
ToeKnee0126 Happy birthday to you dude!
That tide pods reference was great
This is one of those channels where you forget you had subbed to it, but you are glad you did.
You’re one of my greatest inspiration, thanks for the awesome vids
"See, I told you, It's not fair mum, he's a greedy little pig!"
"You can't catch me, I'm the Speedy Ham." Cuts right there.
GENIUS!
clicked faster than an electronic goldfish
DAD! YOUR BACK, PLEASE DONT GO!
no, his back
His back, again.
Neat. A hilarious YTPer uploaded a new fantastic YTP.
great to see you back! I wish you the best of success with your plans!
I remember when I first found your channel several years ago. I pissed myself laughing then and I still do now, you're brilliant at this and it's honestly unbelievable that you don't have more subscribers. Especially since you've kept going for all these years making YTPs. My hat off to you!
It's been a while, dude. This was rather amusing, the Vomit Counter got a small laugh out of me every time it showed up.
Can I have tinned Michael Rosen in my life?
The wait is usually long, but it is always worth it!
I don't need survival, I've got *SUS*
Fresh new spin on an old classic and with topical references too! I like it!! Awesome job.
I fucking love this guy
"You can't catch me, I'm the speedy ham" really got me going 🤣
That whiney kid joke had me HOWLING. I can’t get over the slurp😭
*O U R L O R D A N D S A V I O U R I S B A C K*
Ok, ChickenPika, ok. Dont worry about it!
If you can make Michael say "inhebriation" you get my constant support.
"I drink it. *slurp* I un-drink it. *bleurgh*"
We're not worried how long you take - you always manage to make them this good.
And the poopers they were falling behind Chickenpika; _ka-Pff_ , *ka-Pff* , _ka-poom._
*Survival.* 👈
ChickenPenis is the FIERCEST RUclips POOPER IN THE WORLD.
The boozed class part really cracked me!
And don't worry, take your time.
The “winey kid” joke was underappreciated, but I saw it and loved it.
I lost it at rumway four, great vid!
Yo bro! You dont have to promise anything to us man. Its ok! And also looking forward to you doing well in this new chapter of your life man! We'll always be here for ya for support!
-From a longtime fan speaking for the fans ^^
One of the greatest comebacks of all time! Seriously you make great ytps and make me laugh even in the times i thought happiness was unreachable. Thank you for being the great entertainer you are!
Just when I thought there couldn't be any more original YTP ideas with Michael Rosen, this shows up in my subscriptions. Nice work!
Holy shit, you're good dude! Subbed. Instantly. Very smooth sentence-mixing, it sounds almost real.
I wish you good luck with that new chapter when it does arrive, ChikenPika (even though I'll most likely be around when you do announce it in a vid). Good luck!
1:14 "You may think we need counseling but...and this is a big but
(Snort)
"Thank you Harrybo, that's enough! Very funny
(Snorting again like mad)
The scenes where Michael chugs down a full bottle put a smile on my face every time I see them
Same for the thumbnail, it's fantastic x)
Hell yeah, the Vikings at 1:11 were Sea Raiders from Mount and Blade!!!!!!!!
Ha! That's right :D
After all of this time prank calling stores asking for Rosen in a Can, it's finally been found
i haven't seen a good Michael rosen ytp in a while. this is great.
Put your Chickenpika on the tv, that'll make a good show
And that program's callled: *click* Noice
0:43 made me LOL
"There was always a WINE-y kid going *drinks wine*"
That "no inebriation" joke had a nice buildup and great followups.
0:24 Babies in a nutshell
Oh no! Where will I feed my desires now?!
I choked on my food at the "Tinned Michael Rosen" part.
Will we know the story about the videos being private? Anyways, good poop. I hope i can enjoy your poops as long as possible. The ytp genre has been dying a little bit over the past 2 years and you are one of the surviving that actually do really good.
Keep on going my dude.
Yes. I'll explain it in that announcement video. I appreciate your patience and your praise.
The joke of the whiny one drinking whine makes me laugh more than it should
That’s gotta be one of the best video thumbnails I’ve ever seen
I'd want me some tinned Michael Rosen.
i died at "i drink it. i undrink it *pukes*"
It looked like I'd never seen anything, quite so *nice* in all my *NICE*
Our saviour has returned
“That’s right! You thought it was _chocolate_ but it was me tined Micheal Rosen!”
ChickenPika was always one of my favorites. I know you’ve left for greener pastures, and won’t be returning, but I do wish you luck, wherever you are. You’ve made my life all the better.
Actually I made a video a month or two ago and I'm planning to make more.
I was planning on leaving but I decided against it.
It was partially comments like this that made me want to keep doing it. The thought that the dumb silly things I made for fun could actually make anyone's life a little better is overwhelming, and I love it.
Oh my god you’re here?! I though you’d left this account for years! You introduced me to the YTP community. I’m glad you’re back man, but I’m not trying to pressure you. Do what you want, even if that means leaving. Not my choice to make.
@@shrimpchips5853 no no, I'm not pressured. I just wanted to let you know I uploaded a video since.
In the meantime during my hiatus I started streaming on Twitch, and I ran my Facebook page from 2014 to now, so I was still active, I just had no plans to ever make more videos. With The Michael Rosen Recovery, my latest YTP, it feels like the spark might be back.
What happened to make me start the "new chapter" was I joined the military in late 2018. It didn't end up working out, so I didn't have to take the departure I thought I would.
Holy shit you joined the military? I never knew.
@@shrimpchips5853 I mentioned it on the Facebook page (sort of like a blog combined with a meme page) but never here.
I can't say I was unpleasantly surprised to see a little Ashens poop.
thought he was going to say "nooo drinking". "no inebriation" nice way to change it up
He's back!!!
Wait a moment if ChickenPika lives, who did I bury?
My body-double PickenChika. Thankfully you killed him before I had to pay him.
We need to get tinned Michael Rosen sold in stores.
0:24
TOTALLY TOPICAL! Also, I hear that tinned Michael Rosen is REALLY noice.
I wish I had thought to reprise that joke there.
Michael's teacher: i shall give you away to the Vikings
Me: what a bad teacher
Tinned Michael Rosen was the funniest thing I have ever seen
Excellent as always. Had me laughing in the first five seconds.
Grand to see you're still living!
Finally, the legend is back!