Michael Jordan Took It Personally

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  • Опубликовано: 4 июл 2020

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  • @CoDWiiPS3Gameplay
    @CoDWiiPS3Gameplay 3 года назад +23996

    Michael: *Misses a free throw*
    "That's all I needed. From that moment, I put myself on my list."

  • @exalt1470
    @exalt1470 3 года назад +31968

    5 year old: you suck
    Michael Jordan: so twenty years later I ruined his wedding

    • @abhishekacharjee9931
      @abhishekacharjee9931 3 года назад +1474

      A young kid: Can I get an autograph?
      Pippen: No
      Kid: And that's when I took it personally and so when I grew up I screwed up his marriage

    • @abhishekacharjee9931
      @abhishekacharjee9931 3 года назад +60

      @Lol -Brodan_- yeah lol

    • @thomasdidymus1393
      @thomasdidymus1393 3 года назад +31

      @Eredin, King of the Wild Hunt | HILARIOUS😂🤣

    • @ChaChaChaddio
      @ChaChaChaddio 3 года назад +11

      😭😭

    • @JakeJonRoberts
      @JakeJonRoberts 3 года назад +33

      Getting married at 25? ok, boomer

  • @mschanandlerbong4145
    @mschanandlerbong4145 8 месяцев назад +852

    The two most dangerous words in Michael Jordan's vocabulary:
    "Okay, fine."

  • @47_10
    @47_10 2 года назад +286

    Guy: "Nice game Mike"
    MJ: "So you've chosen...death."

  • @inzaneuniverse
    @inzaneuniverse 3 года назад +18065

    Cashier : Anything else?
    Mj : That's all i needed
    Cashier : OH SH***T

    • @Kalelai087
      @Kalelai087 3 года назад +193

      Needs more lieks

    • @obbymillion
      @obbymillion 3 года назад +134

      I like this one 😂😂

    • @rhoward0006
      @rhoward0006 3 года назад +68

      Lmao 🤣🤣

    • @Panabandit
      @Panabandit 3 года назад +25

      Lol

    • @waltoyen5414
      @waltoyen5414 3 года назад +430

      From that point on it became personal with me. So every time i went in i would buy 127 packs of tic tacs and make them scan every single one by hand

  • @PatrickPierceBateman
    @PatrickPierceBateman 2 года назад +15692

    Michael Jordan: When my mother gave birth to me, I took that personally. She didn't want me to be a part of her body anymore? Okay. That's fine. I'll prove I don't need her.

  • @quester6801
    @quester6801 2 года назад +2094

    This has "you cheated me in my dream" Vibe written all over it.

    • @jchen8902
      @jchen8902 Год назад +216

      Nah craziest thing is that Michael Jordan actually did this. He dreamed up another player saying something to him and then went to destroy him in the finals because he took offense 💀

    • @quester6801
      @quester6801 Год назад +15

      @@jchen8902 M. J. "It iz what it iz"

    • @ProtomanButCallMeBlues
      @ProtomanButCallMeBlues Год назад +69

      @J Chen apparently the "nice game, mike" line probably never happened. But MJ told his team that happened, and swore vengeance.

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 4 месяца назад

      why lol explain

    • @Abdullah-wi1iy
      @Abdullah-wi1iy 3 дня назад

      @@jchen8902 lol who

  • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
    @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns 2 года назад +1883

    I never realized how much of a warm personality that Mike Tyson has up until this point.

    • @jwdunnan
      @jwdunnan Год назад +168

      If you transplanted Jordan's drive, determination, and discipline into Tyson - - Mike Tyson would've held the heavyweight championship for over a decade. In the year 2000, 13 years after he won the championship, Tyson was still only 33.

    • @yoh7605
      @yoh7605 Год назад +35

      @@jwdunnan Tyson bad everything right. He declined only because cus died

    • @RIPdixiecarter
      @RIPdixiecarter Год назад

      I mean Tyson was a scumbag in his prime, that was his persona.

    • @canjoestar1449
      @canjoestar1449 Год назад +38

      fun fact mike tyson almost beat the shit out of jordan because he was dating his former waify

    • @luismoracmyk
      @luismoracmyk Год назад +6

      @@canjoestar1449 in a street fight... I would bet Jordan could beat Tyson. Jordan feels like the man who will destroy you just to win a 5usd bet

  • @doomdude69
    @doomdude69 3 года назад +39116

    My childhood hero is a sociopath.

  • @saneman7177
    @saneman7177 3 года назад +9260

    Avoids eye contact with Mike…
    Jordan: That’s all I needed.
    Makes eye contact with Mike…
    Jordan: I took that personally.

    • @dachicagoan8185
      @dachicagoan8185 2 года назад +351

      Yeah, pretty much. Damned if you do, damned if you dont

    • @multiplepassions3694
      @multiplepassions3694 2 года назад +17

      😂😂 either way you’re getting killed

    • @sg4hire
      @sg4hire 2 года назад +153

      *pokes eyes out*
      Jordan: Ok, fine.....

    • @ivankulola5847
      @ivankulola5847 2 года назад +2

      👁👄👁

    • @icreatethisaccountsoicanta5790
      @icreatethisaccountsoicanta5790 2 года назад +68

      Makes eye contact with Mike and then avoid it instantly : That's all I needed and it became personal with me

  • @Calvin1985
    @Calvin1985 10 месяцев назад +86

    Bose: “Noise cancelling headphones”
    The kid behind me on the train: “Ok fine, imma show you why they’re not.”

  • @samwickliffe1040
    @samwickliffe1040 Год назад +104

    When Michael Jordan says the phrase “Okay Fine” that means he’s dropping 40+ on somebodies head 😂

  • @zdrak2
    @zdrak2 2 года назад +13468

    Michael Jordan is actually a very reasonable and laid back guy, as long as you don't interact with him in any way

    • @mansandem
      @mansandem 2 года назад +111

      😆

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc 2 года назад +129

      Jesus 🤣

    • @tito16ism
      @tito16ism 2 года назад +1846

      "You don't wanna interact with me? Okay fine, that's all i needed."

    • @IronMan-tk8uc
      @IronMan-tk8uc 2 года назад +155

      @@tito16ism Again, Jesus!

    • @tito16ism
      @tito16ism 2 года назад +628

      @@IronMan-tk8uc “ you think Jesus is better than me? Thats all i needed”

  • @seanrojas
    @seanrojas 3 года назад +8191

    *MJ sees these comments about him*
    "That's all I needed."

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 года назад +158

      " *Reading all these comments about me taking all things personally, became personal with me, THATS ALL I NEEDED!* "

    • @Abbad1579
      @Abbad1579 3 года назад +14

      🤣🤣

    • @intellect4840
      @intellect4840 3 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sixtynine4009
      @sixtynine4009 3 года назад +8

      😳

    • @raheemallen9537
      @raheemallen9537 3 года назад +23

      "And I took that personally."

  • @MrFuggleGuggle
    @MrFuggleGuggle 2 года назад +503

    Michael Jordan will always be one of the greatest players, but, his grudges and his almost 'living' for revenge and vendetta is pretty damn epic too.

    • @azieldaly2965
      @azieldaly2965 2 года назад +92

      "One of the greatest players" he won't like that.

    • @MrFuggleGuggle
      @MrFuggleGuggle Год назад

      @user-jl5yd9qw9f OK, Chiraq survivor.

    • @OrvilleScott
      @OrvilleScott Год назад +26

      Consider the possibility that MJ just might be extremely insecure and has a revenge mentality. Even though he was able to become a GOAT, his way of thinking is something most men would shame as, "Oh, you're just being petty," or, "Oh, you just being emotional," if a completely different person had this same mindset.

    • @icreatedachanneltocommentthisb
      @icreatedachanneltocommentthisb Год назад +8

      @@OrvilleScott tbf he backs it up tho hes just an insane madman who was a menace on the court lol

    • @pjackson116
      @pjackson116 Год назад

      I love revenge!!

  • @JanikAshe
    @JanikAshe Год назад +189

    "It's nothing personal, it's just business" sentence MJ never heard nor understood in his life 😂.

  • @deeonmxrs
    @deeonmxrs 3 года назад +12753

    Lesson learned: Don't interact with Michael Jordan. Ever.

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 года назад +795

      I took that personally, this is all I needed!

    • @marcoveroni3811
      @marcoveroni3811 3 года назад +779

      so this is how you are gonna play it? ok fine then

    • @Arturo_Kilgore_Morgan
      @Arturo_Kilgore_Morgan 3 года назад +347

      Get ready for him to drop 60 on you

    • @parkerwood2395
      @parkerwood2395 3 года назад +421

      That’s what George Karl did and MJ took it personally

    • @cherryred2247
      @cherryred2247 3 года назад +411

      If you don't interact with Michael Jordan, he'll take it personally. You'll be on the list

  • @craigmckenzie4967
    @craigmckenzie4967 2 года назад +13564

    “Talk about your son’s first words.”
    MJ: “Oh, man. When my son said “mama” for the first time, it affected me. Just knowing that he said her name first, that was all I needed. Ok, fine. You think she’s a good parent? Imma show you that she’s not.”

    • @stevenlucas6029
      @stevenlucas6029 2 года назад +668

      You could say he took it personal.

    • @renzl1540
      @renzl1540 2 года назад +718

      MJ: "And you know what's disappointing? I raised him alone, like literally ALONE. I divorced his mother after right when he was born. He has never seen any woman in his entire life. "Mama" was his first word? *pfffft* Ok fine, so that's what you want. And that was the moment-
      Reporter: You took it personally?
      MJ: No, I changed my name to *MAMA JORDAN*

    • @zealousjay1993
      @zealousjay1993 2 года назад +83

      @@renzl1540 bruuhh

    • @tomgutzna8122
      @tomgutzna8122 2 года назад +101

      Plot twist: MJ's son we're talking about here is Jimmy Butler.

    • @Nukaze
      @Nukaze 2 года назад +19

      Jesus christ lol

  • @otis6791
    @otis6791 2 года назад +319

    One of the very few who could actually back up the talk, especially in the highest pressure situations. His ability to thrive in adversity and his survival mentality was second to none. I miss watching him so badly.

    • @yehmustafa2959
      @yehmustafa2959 Год назад

      Tell me again how successful Jordan was as owner of the Hornets

    • @otis6791
      @otis6791 Год назад +13

      @@yehmustafa2959 I only watched him play. I'm so glad I was able to live through his whole playing era, and actually experience it as it all happened. I couldn't care less about his ownership of a team or management ability.

    • @SmokeDog1871
      @SmokeDog1871 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@yehmustafa2959 Nobody cares

    • @yehmustafa2959
      @yehmustafa2959 6 месяцев назад

      @@SmokeDog1871 You know why nobody cares? Because he wrecked the franchise and it has such small fanbase. When Cuban bought the Mavericks, it was a joke of a franchise with small fanbase - and nobody cared.

    • @feelcollins4358
      @feelcollins4358 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@yehmustafa2959 MJ is a basketball player, they were clearly talking about him in relation to being a basketball player. You suddenly bringing up ownership as if that's relevant, talk about Cuban who's a businessman playing in the NBA and I'll have a laugh with you lol

  • @arbstrakzak
    @arbstrakzak 2 года назад +35

    When you're at the level and consistently only rivalling yourself, you have no choice but to create a game within the game and find new methods of motivating yourself. This was his way of doing that.

  • @BroncoKnight34
    @BroncoKnight34 3 года назад +7611

    *random player takes the last red gatorade*
    “That’s when I took it personally.”

  • @XSwordStoneX
    @XSwordStoneX 3 года назад +2415

    RUclips only now suggested this.
    I took it personally

    • @ObamaFromKenya
      @ObamaFromKenya 3 года назад +30

      XSwordStoneX RUclips search algorithm, you’re on my list now.

    • @JD37
      @JD37 3 года назад +15

      RUclips: There ya go.
      XSwordStoneX: On, that’s how you’re gonna play it, huh? Okay.

    • @Legendary_god2002
      @Legendary_god2002 3 года назад +2

      @@JD37 so now you going to bust his ass and drop sixty on RUclips

    • @Shaznit
      @Shaznit 3 года назад +5

      RUclips never suggested this to me....and it became personal.

  • @123abcdef3
    @123abcdef3 2 года назад +113

    "I'm not saying he wasn't deserving, I'm just saying that fueled the fire in me." 🤣😂 Hysterical! He's truly an original. The GOAT!

  • @terencebryson1990
    @terencebryson1990 3 месяца назад +21

    That’s all I needed and “it became personal to me “.

  • @idk5916
    @idk5916 3 года назад +3607

    Bradford Smith: Nice game
    Jordan: So you have chosen death?

    • @asdasdbinaltiapayansa24ora94
      @asdasdbinaltiapayansa24ora94 3 года назад +77

      D D yes he's a kinda of psycho

    • @torizo8763
      @torizo8763 3 года назад +2

      @@asdasdbinaltiapayansa24ora94 pakyu

    • @goldia2815
      @goldia2815 3 года назад +30

      @@asdasdbinaltiapayansa24ora94 I don't see that as him being a psycho. I see that as his obsession to better than everybody else. Kobe had the same obsession.

    • @JD37
      @JD37 3 года назад +32

      Can you imagine what would’ve happened if he had said “you didn’t play a very good game Mike?” He would’ve literally murdered him.

    • @usuck1883
      @usuck1883 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha 50pts

  • @fulviopontarollo2952
    @fulviopontarollo2952 3 года назад +3673

    I don’t know about you guys, but every time I hear him say
    *“Okay, fine”*
    I get more and more the impression that that was actually NOT fine with him at all

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 года назад +63

      *MJ did not take this personally? I thought thats all he needed!*

    • @TechnicalHotDog
      @TechnicalHotDog 3 года назад +18

      It's like Ross: "I'm fiiiiiineeeee"

    • @NelkeRobert
      @NelkeRobert 3 года назад +35

      It's even scarier than a girlfriend telling you that she's "fine"

    • @Dantex60
      @Dantex60 3 года назад +16

      Michael Jordan is Female: Confirmed

    • @BrownNDicker
      @BrownNDicker 2 года назад +3

      🤣

  • @Simouno
    @Simouno Год назад +24

    Opponent: *Breathe*
    MJ: "At that point, it became personal to me"

  • @ZebraMeatDeluxe
    @ZebraMeatDeluxe Год назад +25

    Michael Jordan rlly out here sounding like a supervillain

  • @Cola5
    @Cola5 3 года назад +5492

    Neighbors dog poops in MJ’s yard, “I took a fence to that”

    • @Acc-nt5dp
      @Acc-nt5dp 3 года назад +123

      This comment made my day.

    • @southfieldtrill9690
      @southfieldtrill9690 3 года назад +90

      People sleeping on this comment😂💯

    • @maybejourdan1766
      @maybejourdan1766 3 года назад +45

      So underated🤣😂😂😂

    • @yhideit4427
      @yhideit4427 3 года назад +26

      Hilarious. !......made me spit out my coffee when I read it....LMFAO !

    • @jay1live422
      @jay1live422 3 года назад +17

      I’m dead!!!!

  • @bootywarrior1975
    @bootywarrior1975 2 года назад +5273

    *Michael accidentally falls*
    Mj: That's all i needed.....i put gravity on my list

  • @Megadeadpeople
    @Megadeadpeople Год назад +22

    It’s wild how physically(besides his hand size), he wasn’t overwhelmingly dominant. It was his mindset and work ethic that made him.

    • @lukeh5521
      @lukeh5521 Месяц назад +2

      Dude had a 4 foot vertical

  • @justinwoodford6698
    @justinwoodford6698 2 года назад +52

    One time a kid in a wheelchair got on the roller coaster before me. That's all it took. From that day on he was on my list.

  • @chpman2013
    @chpman2013 3 года назад +3139

    I share my birthday with him...and, somehow, I got the feeling he's gonna take it personally and show me that I don't.

    • @faizans4537
      @faizans4537 2 года назад +396

      You had a birthday party? On MY birthday? Okay fine. Thats all i need.

    • @nahova3167
      @nahova3167 2 года назад +40

      @@faizans4537 😭😭😭😭😭💀

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 2 года назад +16

      LMFAO

    • @anitacraddock9954
      @anitacraddock9954 2 года назад +18

      To be an Aquarius.......

    • @dachicagoan8185
      @dachicagoan8185 2 года назад +22

      My birthday is 2 days after MJ's. But as a kid and during the bulls dynasty, I lied several times and said mine was on the 17th. Pizza and cake in honor of MJ lol.

  • @LOWKEYNERO
    @LOWKEYNERO 2 года назад +6628

    *someone, interacts with Jordan*
    MJ: That's when I took it personally
    *someone, doesn't interact with Jordan*
    Also MJ: Okay fine, you gonna play it like that? That's all I needed.

    • @packergeek10
      @packergeek10 2 года назад +273

      You won't win. HE WON'T LET YOU. Even if you don't even know he's competing with you.

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 2 года назад +14

      LOL

    • @purplenoise7112
      @purplenoise7112 2 года назад +97

      MJ: "You taking my quotes? Ok fine, no problem"

    • @jboyce007
      @jboyce007 2 года назад +29

      @King1Nero You wrote a comment like that? Ok, fine. Now you're on my list

    • @NicoBlack69
      @NicoBlack69 2 года назад +6

      Do like Magic do, laugh it off.

  • @mikeroagreschen5350
    @mikeroagreschen5350 Год назад +45

    "Nice game, Mike."
    [Jordan takes is personally]
    "Tough outing, Mike."
    [Jordan takes it personally]
    "Hello, Mr. Jordan."
    [Jordan takes it personally]
    [Breathes]
    [Jordan takes it personally]

  • @danielclark241
    @danielclark241 Год назад +22

    The moral of the story:
    Always take everything personally.

  • @siddiqahmad5193
    @siddiqahmad5193 3 года назад +1655

    "He played for another team... that's all I needed"

    • @JD37
      @JD37 3 года назад +85

      I know, right? How dare there be other teams. It’s like they’re building a league or something. That’s it. The whole league has made the list.

    • @superduperm1
      @superduperm1 3 года назад +5

      @@JD37 My sides 🤣

    • @allyourpie4323
      @allyourpie4323 3 года назад +6

      But don't forget the people on the same team. They're on the list too.

    • @jp3813
      @jp3813 3 года назад +4

      Remember how he treated his own teammates?

    • @Punicia
      @Punicia 2 года назад +1

      "He breathed air... that's all I needed"

  • @stefanogasasira9406
    @stefanogasasira9406 3 года назад +12921

    it’s a different level of competition with him, i’m glad this dude found basketball because he was gonna mess up a lot of people’s lives in the real world😂

    • @mragunathan1627
      @mragunathan1627 3 года назад +1288

      I agree if he had gone into the hood life he'd have become like escobar or something lol

    • @TruthTe11er
      @TruthTe11er 3 года назад +153

      @@mragunathan1627 More likely is boxer.

    • @phillipgillespie6098
      @phillipgillespie6098 3 года назад +242

      Lmfao! What you talking about? Hahaha 10 15 years from now a new documentary will come out and it’ll be about all the dudes MJ psychologically fucked in the NBA and how they never recovered and lick windows.

    • @albericetzel9136
      @albericetzel9136 3 года назад +58

      @@mragunathan1627 Or a serial killer.

    • @Chessbox09
      @Chessbox09 3 года назад +541

      If he was born in a past era he’d probably be like Napoleon or Genghis Khan

  • @ohcaptainmycaptain130
    @ohcaptainmycaptain130 2 года назад +81

    This documentary itself is a masterpiece indeed. If you guys need motivations in your life now, watch it.

    • @GlazeonthewickeR
      @GlazeonthewickeR 2 года назад +6

      Motivation to live a modest life, maybe.

    • @dixidum2380
      @dixidum2380 Год назад +4

      @@GlazeonthewickeR That's the best life.

  • @marcoslaureano5562
    @marcoslaureano5562 2 года назад +13

    If "aight bet" were a person.....

  • @bastivanrihjn7644
    @bastivanrihjn7644 3 года назад +4963

    Random basketball player breathes some of the oxygen in the facility.
    MJ:”Okay,that’s how you gonna play it”

    • @JD37
      @JD37 3 года назад +164

      I see you breathing in. From now on, you’re on my list.

    • @bastivanrihjn7644
      @bastivanrihjn7644 3 года назад +15

      The Ghost Writer 🤣🤣🤣🙌✌🏼

    • @blackburn2804
      @blackburn2804 3 года назад +15

      😂😂😂

    • @215Legend
      @215Legend 3 года назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wizdomtrust1596
      @wizdomtrust1596 3 года назад +2

      666th like fresh into Halloween ooooooo lol

  • @joeyr1697
    @joeyr1697 3 года назад +2828

    I can’t imagine someone fucking up his order at a restaurant🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @evandiaz8246
      @evandiaz8246 3 года назад +182

      You wanna mess up my order ok fine that’s all I needed

    • @therealjai260
      @therealjai260 3 года назад +94

      “You wanna mess up my order fine no problem, that’s all I needed and it became personal with me”😂🤣

    • @evandiaz8246
      @evandiaz8246 3 года назад +7

      @@therealjai260 😂😂😂😂💯🔥💯

    • @squared2178
      @squared2178 3 года назад +57

      @Aaron Daneils
      And then he proceeds to be employee of the month.

    • @saramedina2910
      @saramedina2910 3 года назад +4

      It’s not what he needed

  • @manpower386ify
    @manpower386ify Год назад +11

    I never heard MJ drop an F bomb until today. Wow.

  • @frankiefrankie937
    @frankiefrankie937 2 года назад +41

    His obsession for greatness is inspiring.

  • @albertvillela1602
    @albertvillela1602 3 года назад +1574

    The Sun: *Rises*
    MJ: That’s all I needed
    The Sun: ...............

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 3 года назад +21

      Shut up about the sun!

    • @zamasu9396
      @zamasu9396 3 года назад +27

      @@OvSpP The sun was out today and It was beautiful. ☺️💪🏾

    • @FlawsReal
      @FlawsReal 3 года назад +20

      @@zamasu9396 oh so thats how u wanna play it?

    • @bensisko4651
      @bensisko4651 3 года назад +2

      😂😁🤣😆😄😂😄😆🖖🤣

    • @sg4hire
      @sg4hire 3 года назад +13

      *sun sets in fear*

  • @chrisrhinehart45
    @chrisrhinehart45 3 года назад +1717

    Jordan wakes up
    Oh I'm alive
    I took that personally

    • @JD37
      @JD37 3 года назад +60

      Oh, that’s how you’re gonna do it, life itself? Okay.

    • @mistalemontrout8659
      @mistalemontrout8659 3 года назад +26

      @@JD37 And from that point on I tried to make my day as bad as possible, everyday I wouldn't brush my teeth, shower and be mean to random strangers on the sidewalk just so I can find a way to die.

    • @chrisrhinehart45
      @chrisrhinehart45 3 года назад

      @Goddamn 47 😂😂

    • @michaeldavis1879
      @michaeldavis1879 3 года назад +9

      *Alarm clock goes off, waking MJ up in the morning*
      MJ: Okay, fine. That's how you want to play that. You're on my list, alarm clock.

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 3 года назад +4

      @@michaeldavis1879
      MJ proceeds to master the art of waking up 10 seconds before the alarm clock.

  • @chickfilaluvverrrr1773
    @chickfilaluvverrrr1773 Год назад +36

    "from that point on hes been on my list"
    "im supposed to kill this guy, im supposed to dominate this guy, and i did."
    the fear this man inflicts is insane

  • @tjforprezident7618
    @tjforprezident7618 10 месяцев назад +16

    “I ordered domino’s and the kid brings me a cheese pizza when I ordered pepperoni. Okay. Fine. But from that point on, he’s been on my list.”
    -Michael Jordan

  • @umulisak2491
    @umulisak2491 3 года назад +3995

    I'm not first ?
    Okay fine
    That's all I needed

  • @rabidlenny7221
    @rabidlenny7221 3 года назад +6527

    Michael is like your girl when you ask “we good?”
    “It’s fine. No worries, No problem. It’s cool.”

    • @NoobieSnake
      @NoobieSnake 3 года назад +505

      “And from that point on, it became personal with me. That’s all I needed”

    • @rabidlenny7221
      @rabidlenny7221 3 года назад +93

      @@NoobieSnake “no problem”

    • @daffawaffa
      @daffawaffa 2 года назад +244

      "I just think it's funny how" *drops 30 on your ass*

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 года назад +60

      You're on his list now.

    • @DIMP11
      @DIMP11 2 года назад +33

      in reality, we NOT good at all.

  • @paulvicich1812
    @paulvicich1812 Год назад +41

    MJ found a way to motivate himself to meet every challenge and to outperform opponents with a will to win that is unmatched by anyone who ever played!!! GOAT!

  • @123abcdef3
    @123abcdef3 2 года назад +12

    Is there anything more unsettling yet hilarious than MJ saying "Okay, fine"😂. Thank God he devoted his energy to basketball

  • @MrHeLlSrOgUe
    @MrHeLlSrOgUe 3 года назад +5641

    Imagine if Twitter was around back then this man would take everything personal

    • @velli4800
      @velli4800 3 года назад +843

      Thank god it wasn’t that fucking psychopath woulda averaged 70 ppg.

    • @lolhahah21
      @lolhahah21 3 года назад +414

      @@velli4800 Lol I love MJ and so you saying fucking psychopath,... I took offense to that.
      But since you said the truth about him averaging 70 ppg... I stopped taking it personally.

    • @hunterblacc4336
      @hunterblacc4336 3 года назад +251

      @@lolhahah21 once you take it personally it’s always personal.
      And so I took offense to that and took it personally from that day on.

    • @lolhahah21
      @lolhahah21 3 года назад +9

      @@hunterblacc4336 loll

    • @weeg17
      @weeg17 3 года назад +140

      He would track down every single user that shit talks him lol

  • @DoubleDworth
    @DoubleDworth 2 года назад +6131

    Bro I’m literally crying laughing at the “nice game mike” story

    • @Lex-pg5cc
      @Lex-pg5cc 2 года назад +872

      Best part is he never even said “nice game mike”. Jordan just made that up for extra motivation

    • @RDwatchYTtoo
      @RDwatchYTtoo 2 года назад +652

      @@Lex-pg5cc that's when I realized MJ was crazy lmao

    • @spagetti001
      @spagetti001 2 года назад +94

      haha, what a story mark

    • @ghostbravo7127
      @ghostbravo7127 2 года назад +135

      @@RDwatchYTtoo Not crazy, motivated. People like MJ are forged in fire, you tell them they can't and they will do the impossible because that is the only way how they know to deal with disapproval, they will do anything to become better and that is a painful but rare talent.

    • @packergeek10
      @packergeek10 2 года назад +37

      @@Lex-pg5cc LOL so true. Michael makes things up. Guy probably never said that. But Michael was desperate for anybody to light that fuse.

  • @tkell31
    @tkell31 2 года назад +28

    I'm scared to leave a comment. Might be all he needs.

    • @maiconsantos1348
      @maiconsantos1348 Год назад +6

      lfmao

    • @pogituna
      @pogituna 5 месяцев назад +7

      He already took this comment personally 💀💀

    • @ludrixte1938
      @ludrixte1938 Месяц назад +2

      1 year on and tkell31 is still MIA, yep MJ got him.

  • @asslover1513
    @asslover1513 2 года назад +5658

    Thank god this man enjoyed basketball or else we couldve got a documentary of him for a very different reason

    • @Jackholiday1025
      @Jackholiday1025 2 года назад +39

      What the hell do you mean?

    • @Atlas-Heisenberg_756
      @Atlas-Heisenberg_756 2 года назад +2

      @@Jackholiday1025 He could've been a serial killer

    • @paulyC
      @paulyC 2 года назад

      @@Jackholiday1025 he'd probably be a serial killer or rapist.

    • @slimy6316
      @slimy6316 2 года назад +1186

      @@Jackholiday1025 "you wanted to take the last Chicken in the store? Alright fine, that's all i needed"

    • @joshmuz9018
      @joshmuz9018 2 года назад +284

      @@Jackholiday1025 as in Bundy type doco

  • @qualityquotes229
    @qualityquotes229 2 года назад +3265

    “I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.”
    ― Michael Jordan

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +6

      HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear q

    • @cam5816
      @cam5816 Год назад +47

      @@AxxLAfriku Give it a rest bro, come on. It’s been too many years of this shit.

    • @danskyl7279
      @danskyl7279 Год назад +8

      Micheal Jordan: Ok fine...
      Me: oh shit he's going god mode.
      Man, he's has like the scariest "Ok fine" ever.

    • @andymancan_
      @andymancan_ Год назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku ?

    • @yehmustafa2959
      @yehmustafa2959 Год назад

      Never took the Hornets anywhere

  • @rauflawal7869
    @rauflawal7869 3 месяца назад +5

    “That’s all I needed.” Lmaooo

  • @mangekyosharingan2680
    @mangekyosharingan2680 2 года назад +32

    I come here every once in a while to remind myself that Mike took it personally

  • @Sasha-ce6lq
    @Sasha-ce6lq 3 года назад +1823

    "From that point he's been on my list"
    WHAT LIST MICHAEL?!
    1:03

    • @kinginblack3321
      @kinginblack3321 3 года назад +434

      Don't let him hear you ask that...that'd be all he needed

    • @Sasha-ce6lq
      @Sasha-ce6lq 3 года назад +161

      @@kinginblack3321 *chuckles* I'm in danger

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 3 года назад +150

      I’m just glad he’s good at basketball. I’m afraid homie might’ve been a murderer had he not been 😭

    • @noonewilleverknowme7170
      @noonewilleverknowme7170 3 года назад +29

      @@adb8003 *cough* OJ SIMPSON *cough*

    • @FDReborn
      @FDReborn 3 года назад +13

      The List Of Jordan

  • @christopherg7577
    @christopherg7577 2 года назад +771

    "Okay, fine. No problem." Gets me every time. Lmao.

    • @jeffghant4760
      @jeffghant4760 Год назад +69

      Funny because for him it wasn't okay and was definitely a problem 😂

    • @fearlesstay
      @fearlesstay 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@jeffghant4760😭😭im dying

    • @OgSleep
      @OgSleep 5 месяцев назад +2

      It was definitely a problem... which he took personally

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 4 месяца назад +1

      bro looks like he's about to start crying lmao

    • @killx5013
      @killx5013 3 месяца назад

      ​@@highdefinition450 Nah hes just taking it personally + hes just old so thats why he looks like that

  • @LinkRocks
    @LinkRocks Год назад +20

    When the game becomes easy for you you need to find something, anything to motivate you, Mike took it next level. 😂😂😂

  • @vojtechpavlicek9658
    @vojtechpavlicek9658 Год назад +5

    1:29 That cut "Karl Malone getting MPV" oh no here we go again :D Its hilarious

  • @jobama9909
    @jobama9909 3 года назад +3098

    Never forget, michael entered a finals game where he imagined a star player from the opposing team badmouthed his mother, just to have extra motivation

    • @JohnFoxx108
      @JohnFoxx108 3 года назад +158

      Like The Waterboy lmao

    • @ColombianoSuperior
      @ColombianoSuperior 3 года назад +246

      Wow, thats another level of competitiveness.

    • @landoakechi9406
      @landoakechi9406 2 года назад +669

      He literally played mindgames with himself😂

    • @jingxuanzheng5978
      @jingxuanzheng5978 2 года назад +388

      It's like your girl mad at you because she had a bad dream about you

    • @ghostbravo7127
      @ghostbravo7127 2 года назад +98

      I mean, that had always been what drove him, not just hatred for others or love for the game, he defined himself by his ability to dominate others because it was the only way he knew to prove himself to others and to himself, everyone knew he had deep seeded approval issues as a result of an abusive father. When you are told that you are nothing and that you won't become anything, when your self worth is tested every day and you are never good enough, you learn to win to survive, and old habits die hard.

  • @Falcons15176
    @Falcons15176 2 года назад +9080

    I love mj but there’s no denying that he’s batshit crazy

    • @emmanuel_futughe
      @emmanuel_futughe 2 года назад +202

      He's also a billionaire, so...🤷

    • @MrToaster1123
      @MrToaster1123 2 года назад +982

      100%.
      kinda makes you realize that all super successful people have one thing in common, willing to do what others won’t. Definition of insane. These people do not think like the average person.

    • @apoorvsingh3395
      @apoorvsingh3395 2 года назад +107

      @@MrToaster1123 I like mj like I don't hate him either it's just like this guy is competitive on a whole another level if you look from a tactical standpoint this guy would be hearing other players talking highly of themselves and he's hearing them be like : that's all I needed , so that motivation to play and dominate the game and even came back from retirement 3 times still shows that how much fire he has I'm calling it Michael always spends his day in a nearby court with a basket and ball 🏀

    • @almy623
      @almy623 2 года назад +59

      that's all i needed

    • @NeverGonnaVivYouUp
      @NeverGonnaVivYouUp 2 года назад +134

      @@MrToaster1123 Nah bro that's a different kind of insane, Michael is the Mexican Cartel type of insane with less violence OFC

  • @donnelladams8362
    @donnelladams8362 2 года назад +10

    This is what made Mike great, when he took things personally it meant hell for his opponents.

  • @sumbody694
    @sumbody694 2 года назад +121

    This is why I respect this man so much, he doesn't want to get you right away and beat you up. He is gonna put you on a list and get your ass years later when you are not expecting it. Maybe when you are having a particularly good day everythings going right and then whoops your house burnt down.

    • @laboot7447
      @laboot7447 2 года назад +2

      So much respect ruining someone over something petty, sure, I guess the cops should shoot someone because they stole a snickers bar

    • @parlinmains
      @parlinmains 2 года назад +24

      He's a stone-cold killer.

    • @petergunn3614
      @petergunn3614 2 года назад +6

      So we all have Bryon Russell to thank for pulling MJ back into the NBA?!?! LOL

  • @pedromalavota6178
    @pedromalavota6178 3 года назад +2388

    When you realize Michael Jordan is one death note away from becoming Kira

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 года назад +68

      Okay, fine, thats all i needed, *SAKUJO!*

    • @_tony_masters
      @_tony_masters 3 года назад +10

      LMAO

    • @user-iy1wh1cj7x
      @user-iy1wh1cj7x 3 года назад +7

      lmao

    • @ojasdighe991
      @ojasdighe991 3 года назад +13

      Aren't we all?

    • @LupeSunglass
      @LupeSunglass 3 года назад +45

      Light was a perfectly normal dude before he got the note. It changed him. I could only imagine what would happen with Mike.

  • @siddiqahmad5193
    @siddiqahmad5193 3 года назад +1209

    "He didn't wear Jordan's... I took it personally"

    • @southfieldtrill9690
      @southfieldtrill9690 3 года назад +12

      HE

    • @southfieldtrill9690
      @southfieldtrill9690 3 года назад +8

      Nice comment though😂😂

    • @dannymoe9028
      @dannymoe9028 3 года назад +3

      Weak

    • @siddiqahmad5193
      @siddiqahmad5193 3 года назад +4

      @@dannymoe9028 28 and counting... get tha' balzac

    • @tacomadavis2005
      @tacomadavis2005 3 года назад +3

      This actually happened...shad moss aka Lil bow story check it out...www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/05/11/michael-jordan-threw-away-lil-bow-wow-allen-iverson-shoes

  • @usuck1883
    @usuck1883 Год назад +9

    MJ oozes confidence and competitiveness! 🐐

  • @GreenEnvy.
    @GreenEnvy. 2 месяца назад +6

    "It's just basketball." -Lebron James

  • @coldcreative4601
    @coldcreative4601 3 года назад +522

    As soon as my child came into this world he was crying when he looked at me. I said ok. You wanna be sad, that's fine...

    • @saz19s8
      @saz19s8 3 года назад +70

      Did you take it personally? Was that all you needed?

    • @troysousa-semper7430
      @troysousa-semper7430 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mistalemontrout8659
      @mistalemontrout8659 3 года назад +20

      *And from that point on, I made sure that the devil shut his evil power down so that my son can have the best life ever*

  • @pantzdollars7853
    @pantzdollars7853 3 года назад +857

    "When I was a kid, I learned about Newton's Law Of Gravity. I took offense to that."

    • @Aestheticedits_509
      @Aestheticedits_509 3 года назад +18

      underated comment lmfao

    • @nonce6382
      @nonce6382 3 года назад +73

      you think gravity exist? okay fine i’m gonna show you that it doesn’t

    • @abhinavkrishnan9305
      @abhinavkrishnan9305 3 года назад +12

      *Goes to space

    • @narrow3601
      @narrow3601 3 года назад +9

      @@abhinavkrishnan9305 and that’s how space jam was invented

    • @terrencemack1825
      @terrencemack1825 3 года назад +2

      Yall killed this comment section

  • @rodelajoseph8446
    @rodelajoseph8446 Год назад +12

    Looking up to him my whole life.
    I hope he’s going to be okay. He’s been signaling his brothers for a couple weeks now.
    You are always the MVP in my book. Mr. Jordan 🤟

  • @DesertEagle101
    @DesertEagle101 2 года назад +4

    Absolutely love this. Taking this energy with me into work (channelled appropriately of course 😅😅)

  • @goozer326
    @goozer326 3 года назад +195

    *MJ is writing on his list and the paper breaks*
    "That's all I needed. From that moment, I put my list on the list."

  • @JD37
    @JD37 3 года назад +683

    Jordan took life personally.

    • @killadjango6995
      @killadjango6995 3 года назад +14

      fax bro!! as we all should!!! the moment you do, ur life will change positively forever (as long as it's something legal)!! u can bet ur life!❤💯

    • @JD37
      @JD37 3 года назад +2

      @Bum Mordecai
      It certainly gave him an edge. I think that he’s the greatest because he made so many jump shots and more importantly WHEN he made them.

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming 3 года назад +5

      @@killadjango6995 Humilty in my opinion is better than taking everything personally

    • @dudefrombelgium
      @dudefrombelgium 3 года назад +1

      @@fuziontonygaming True but he takes the game personally and in a competitive sport this does give an edge

    • @keepthefaith9805
      @keepthefaith9805 3 года назад +3

      that’s how it should be. Your life is the most important.

  • @Ckbruinfan
    @Ckbruinfan 2 года назад +13

    the fact that MJ only needed the most minor of offenses to decide that he's gonna kick your ass is scary

  • @essj3334
    @essj3334 2 года назад +6

    MJ had GOAT mentality he would whatever he needed to motivate himself no one before or after him could had this mindset.

  • @Jose-se9pu
    @Jose-se9pu 2 года назад +3394

    This man has to be the most competitive person in sports history.

  • @RhyperiorRanger
    @RhyperiorRanger 3 года назад +757

    Internet: makes MJ meme
    MJ: “and I took that personally”

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 года назад +29

      *Okay fine* ,you made a meme of me, *Thats all i needed!*

    • @tonijelecevic9238
      @tonijelecevic9238 2 года назад +4

      *insert cryingJordan. Jpg*

  • @EddieTheGentleman
    @EddieTheGentleman 2 года назад +91

    This never gets old... MJ the G. O. A. T.

  • @AbysswalkerD
    @AbysswalkerD 2 года назад +5

    Mike looks like he's constantly on the verge of tears everytime he's shown in this video

  • @alexandrodisla6285
    @alexandrodisla6285 3 года назад +5495

    To be the first to comment. Ok fine. I took offense to that. It becomes personal to me. From that point one, you guys are on my list.

    • @ayushguruswamy6383
      @ayushguruswamy6383 3 года назад +24

      alexandro disla post this is the mj edition of saying first

    • @GHPGHP-mm4gf
      @GHPGHP-mm4gf 3 года назад +19

      Genius

    • @adamkerdi5076
      @adamkerdi5076 3 года назад +62

      You commenting first i took offense to that it became personal with me

    • @ChristopherX30
      @ChristopherX30 3 года назад +8

      @@adamkerdi5076 😂😂😂

    • @chrishandsome4267
      @chrishandsome4267 3 года назад +20

      Please don’t drop 60 on us 😔

  • @creoleDJ
    @creoleDJ 2 года назад +944

    Anyone: “Damn, Mike! I like those shoes!“
    MJ: “So THAT’S what you think of THESE shoes? So you think my other shoes suck?! That’s all the motivation I needed.“

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar Год назад +2

      BAHAHAHA this is great

    • @manacoregames7525
      @manacoregames7525 Год назад +6

      "So you're saying that the shoes are the only thing you like ? like there's nothing to like about me except my shoes ? People think this guy's nice, I'm gonna show them he's not."

  • @anonymousanonymous3707
    @anonymousanonymous3707 Год назад +13

    He came over congratulated me on all of my achievements told me how great I am ... That's all I needed and now it became personal 😂😂

  • @EyeBl33dINK
    @EyeBl33dINK 2 года назад +1

    Keegan Michael Key's SNL parody of him was so on point 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johndoe-de1db
    @johndoe-de1db 2 года назад +231

    MJ: OK FINE
    Narrator: It was NOT fine.

  • @breezingby2611
    @breezingby2611 3 года назад +731

    Is there anything more terrifying than Michael Jordan saying “Okay, fine”?

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 года назад +54

      Two options:
      - *It became personal with me*
      - *That's all I needed!*

    • @Dravis1995
      @Dravis1995 3 года назад +27

      @@MainMite06 - So that's how you're gonna play it.
      - From that point on he's been on my list.
      - That fueled a fire in me.

    • @Leege13
      @Leege13 3 года назад +3

      Nah fam

    • @BigMike_RTTV
      @BigMike_RTTV 2 года назад +11

      If Michael Jordan didn’t play basketball he’d be a serial killer that would get you without you even knowing what you did for him to wanna get you 😂

    • @lgd1974
      @lgd1974 2 года назад

      Angela Simpson

  • @stephenbusby424
    @stephenbusby424 Год назад +11

    I’m one of the biggest Bron fans alive but for me personally, MJ is the GOAT of all sports, it certainly on the same conversation as the likes of Messi and Ali.
    He had that rate combination of once in a lifetime talent with unparalleled work ethic and attitude. MJ is probably the most legendary player to emerge out of any American sport.

    • @roronoalaw7772
      @roronoalaw7772 7 месяцев назад

      Only an American would say he’s the GOAT of all sports.

    • @stephenbusby424
      @stephenbusby424 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@roronoalaw7772 I’m not American so that’s kind of invalidated your point right off the bat.

  • @Frerardoverdosed
    @Frerardoverdosed 3 месяца назад +3

    Michael's high school friend: "You won't have your own shoe brand"
    MJ: "aight bet"

  • @josephlee5654
    @josephlee5654 2 года назад +98

    If MJ read all the comments he'd be back in the NBA

  • @alexdelarge703
    @alexdelarge703 3 года назад +844

    New player joins the Bulls
    Owner: What number do you want to be, kid?
    Player: Number 1
    MJ: You think you’re number 1? Ok, fine. I’m going to show you you’re not.
    I took it personally.

    • @ark9520
      @ark9520 3 года назад +19

      LMAOOOO

    • @mrmaan7631
      @mrmaan7631 3 года назад +21

      Dude I’m dying this shit is too good

    • @hunterblacc4336
      @hunterblacc4336 3 года назад +2

      @JerickHerick35 😬🤣

    • @amyjordan9162
      @amyjordan9162 3 года назад +6

      RUclips only now suggested this.
      I took it personally

    • @taboleg6657
      @taboleg6657 3 года назад +2

      Poor Derrick Rose.

  • @TonyTylerDraws
    @TonyTylerDraws 2 года назад +7

    The fact that he looks like he’s on the verge of tears, like trying to hold back the unyielding rage

    • @poleag
      @poleag 19 дней назад

      0:22 20 years later. Still angry. Thank God he found basketball.

  • @paulvicich1812
    @paulvicich1812 Год назад +5

    The Greatest Competitor EVER! Tell Jordan he can’t do something and he will prove you wrong. That is the definition of greatness!

  • @WhiteLightnin67
    @WhiteLightnin67 3 года назад +900

    *MJ see’s his reflection in the mirror starring back
    “And I took that personally”

    • @MainMite06
      @MainMite06 3 года назад +25

      *MJ* -Thats all i needed, to see my reflection in the mirror!

    • @JeromeProductions
      @JeromeProductions 2 года назад +3

      LOL

  • @IamGenoBlack
    @IamGenoBlack 2 года назад +770

    I was a hardcore Knick fan in the late 80's and 90's. Everything MJ did....I took that shit personally.

    • @ekscalybur
      @ekscalybur Год назад +17

      Mike would you put on his list, but he think's you've suffered enough.

    • @mikeroagreschen5350
      @mikeroagreschen5350 Год назад +8

      @@ekscalybur Why are you talking on Michael's behalf?
      Okay, fine...

    • @cut1986
      @cut1986 Год назад +2

      You should have! Bulls fan. Lol.

    • @STUPIDYOUTUBE_HIDINGMSGS
      @STUPIDYOUTUBE_HIDINGMSGS 11 месяцев назад +2

      You took that shit personally? Okay fine, that's all I needed...

  • @Mikeaj-un6mf
    @Mikeaj-un6mf Год назад +5

    0:31 Jokic to Embiid this year

  • @lupreztryson
    @lupreztryson 11 месяцев назад +4

    When MJ says “Okay,fine. No problem”
    You know you gonna have a problem

  • @spacechimps5405
    @spacechimps5405 2 года назад +160

    George Karl: [comes over to say hi to Jordan in a restaurant]
    MJ: okay fine, you're gonna interrupt this nice meal I'm having? From that point on it became personal with me