I Got High and Cooked an Italian Dinner

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  • Опубликовано: 26 янв 2025

Комментарии • 487

  • @cosmicquark
    @cosmicquark 6 месяцев назад +438

    chris said, "what kind of penitentiary am i in?" and my rotten brain immediately said, "a penne-tentiary"

  • @graylace
    @graylace 6 месяцев назад +1274

    just got high and cooked a bowl of cereal....so twins?

    • @chrisklemens
      @chrisklemens  6 месяцев назад +259

      identical !

    • @blaykehawk_
      @blaykehawk_ 6 месяцев назад +34

      im high and cooking some breakfast tacos at 6:42 pm. TWINS!

    • @anayanewman3401
      @anayanewman3401 6 месяцев назад +13

      Triplets

    • @skerdycat
      @skerdycat 6 месяцев назад +1

      same! 😂

    • @awesomeashley312
      @awesomeashley312 6 месяцев назад +10

      Just got high n cooked myself

  • @jlesliebark8610
    @jlesliebark8610 6 месяцев назад +165

    The Mormon soaking joke was so out of pocket, it was fantastic 😂

  • @madilops
    @madilops 6 месяцев назад +362

    "I damn near laid an egg in the aisle" is amazing

    • @rocket.popsicle
      @rocket.popsicle 6 месяцев назад +4

      I had to rewind and hear it again I was laughing so hard

  • @tesskealoha
    @tesskealoha 6 месяцев назад +331

    PLEASE MAKE THIS A SERIES because i wanna see fried Chris make Mexican food

  • @allip1123
    @allip1123 6 месяцев назад +66

    30 year old Chris is my favorite version. Tasting wines with mom? LOVE. High cooking? YES MAMA. Interviews? SLAY.

  • @sierrajohnson717
    @sierrajohnson717 6 месяцев назад +211

    I accidentally melted a plastic plate on the stove once so I’ve banned myself from cooking while high. I envy yall doing shit like this lmaoooo

    • @shaynicz6801
      @shaynicz6801 6 месяцев назад +4

      Lmao I’ve confined myself to microwave quesadillas and snack plates 😂

    • @spoketothemoon
      @spoketothemoon 6 месяцев назад +8

      i’m allowed snacks that don’t take any prep at all

    • @cherrytopia7
      @cherrytopia7 4 месяца назад

      I did it too but sober

  • @Ari44402
    @Ari44402 6 месяцев назад +176

    I wondered abt the editor, I’m high watching this and these edits are really getting me rn😭

  • @cheyennereynolds614
    @cheyennereynolds614 6 месяцев назад +53

    "clock the tea" "CLOCK IT" "clock the tea" "CLOCK IT" meme had me DYING. Please post more content like this lmaooo

  • @gothcarebear
    @gothcarebear 6 месяцев назад +54

    the spongebob "write that down" caught me so off guard lmao

  • @milapocus
    @milapocus 6 месяцев назад +231

    The Klenaissance. I’m here for it

    • @chrisklemens
      @chrisklemens  6 месяцев назад +39

      HLDFSJAFLK

    • @milapocus
      @milapocus 6 месяцев назад

      @@chrisklemens 😂❤️ily

    • @Rachelsweeney101
      @Rachelsweeney101 6 месяцев назад

      Girl I know you did not just steal Quen Blackwell’s “The Quenaissance”

    • @milapocus
      @milapocus 6 месяцев назад

      @@Rachelsweeney101 lol I don’t really follow what she does. I didn’t know she wrote that

  • @beccagentry4521
    @beccagentry4521 6 месяцев назад +114

    The reference to virgin Mormons made me laugh so hard 😂 coming from a Mormon family (not me anymore yay) I absolutely love these types of jokes 👏

    • @Ari44402
      @Ari44402 6 месяцев назад +2

      Same! 🤣 luckily I wasn’t a part of the church once I was old enough to not be a virgin but the idea of soaking HAUNTS me lmao

    • @emmegentry2101
      @emmegentry2101 6 месяцев назад +1

      same last name twinsss

    • @madisongrimshaw3997
      @madisongrimshaw3997 6 месяцев назад

      Omg same it had me cackling 💀

  • @Cashhhhew
    @Cashhhhew 6 месяцев назад +30

    My algorithm is so funny rn. I’m studying for a state exam so it’s mostly just medical and technical videos and then “I got high and cooked Italian dinner” is the diamond in the rough 😂

  • @rocket.popsicle
    @rocket.popsicle 6 месяцев назад +23

    It's the way I genuinely yelled out loud when you said "because it's an election year"

  • @jey-rock
    @jey-rock 6 месяцев назад +12

    0:43 "I'm a ~𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓻𝓽𝔂-𝓣𝔀𝓸 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓵𝓪𝓭𝔂~" Miss you Jenna

  • @anonymouse0123
    @anonymouse0123 6 месяцев назад +18

    "made like my dad in 2012 and scrammed" is the funniest thing youve ever said
    i'm so st0ned as well and i was not prepared

  • @whatitmeansss
    @whatitmeansss 6 месяцев назад +23

    When I’m high it unlocks my binge eating, my stomach turns into a black hole, the munchies for me are not it

  • @samanthabaiko9905
    @samanthabaiko9905 6 месяцев назад +25

    “where’s my refund ticket master” killed me

  • @taylorn9361
    @taylorn9361 6 месяцев назад +12

    30 year old Chris seems to be thriving!! I just turned 30 too so I feel like I’m on the same wave ~ this looks bomb, love ya!!

    • @mogwai_
      @mogwai_ 6 месяцев назад

      Also just turned 30 💅 it's a new era babes

  • @gennasantaquilani4863
    @gennasantaquilani4863 6 месяцев назад +7

    "I feel like I have red hair, 4 kids and about to die of a butter overdose." 😂😂😂 I am deceased.
    Yes, please make this a series! ❤❤

  • @abigailjadee
    @abigailjadee 6 месяцев назад +14

    I'm so happy to see you and wormy bonding! I hope everything is well with your fur family 🐶🐕

  • @hiwhodis78
    @hiwhodis78 6 месяцев назад +12

    you're so right about the candle thing; you need to make a line of candles that smells like what someone who knows cooking would make their kitchen smell like. then people who suck at cooking can use it while they cook to fool everybody else. you can do it for baking and cooking and diff cuisines and everything. it would be such a good gag gift. think about it.

  • @Pribfmv
    @Pribfmv 6 месяцев назад +9

    My love for this man. Absolute top tier RUclipsr. Always brightens my mood. Love from
    Toronto

  • @alyssaavery2087
    @alyssaavery2087 6 месяцев назад +10

    yeah i’m gonna need more of this content

  • @laceybrandmeyer1756
    @laceybrandmeyer1756 6 месяцев назад +3

    Chris!!!!!! This lighting is everything!!! You are glowing baby!!!!!!🥰

  • @er8071
    @er8071 6 месяцев назад +6

    Chris! I always wondered what that thing at your stove was for. Its to add more water, how convenient!!

  • @soxy1200
    @soxy1200 6 месяцев назад +8

    Everytime my world feels like its gonna crumble, Chris comes out with a new high video ❤

    • @portiaklapp5108
      @portiaklapp5108 6 месяцев назад

      His videos always cheer me up so much!! 🥹

  • @cherubiann
    @cherubiann 6 месяцев назад +4

    ok new editing is GIVING😻😻😻

  • @laurenlouise1966
    @laurenlouise1966 6 месяцев назад +3

    "You've ricotta be kidding me" is life, Chrisssss 🤣 Love you and all you do!

  • @kittybettyy
    @kittybettyy 6 месяцев назад +3

    i truly enjoy your personality & watching your videos , you seem genuine and you’re very funny!

  • @prgoddess114
    @prgoddess114 6 месяцев назад +5

    Guess today is Pasta Thursday cause I'm literally cooking chicken alfredo, sipping some white wine and rolling a joint.

  • @natalie4224
    @natalie4224 6 месяцев назад +2

    Chris and the editor slayed! i almost laid an egg watching this.

  • @maddiemccarty8661
    @maddiemccarty8661 6 месяцев назад +4

    Love this Chris, you do you. Always.

  • @TheSacralHealer
    @TheSacralHealer 6 месяцев назад +60

    Just got high and cooked myself okra chicken gumbo with fried plantains 😂👌🏽 I WAS HUNGRY

    • @Auroraym_
      @Auroraym_ 6 месяцев назад +10

      Oh you made a MEAL 🤣👏 that sounds soo good lol

    • @jaydengreen595
      @jaydengreen595 6 месяцев назад +1

      May I have a bowl of gumbo 😭😭😭 I love gumbo and that sounds so fucking good

    • @Angel-bh2qs
      @Angel-bh2qs 6 месяцев назад

      Now Luna you know we're hungry

  • @bizzle4266
    @bizzle4266 6 месяцев назад +2

    Chris, never think you arent funny again. "I could dirty talk this cardboard box" and "took its downstairs neighbor". You are hilarious and always have me rolling. And the soaking joke?!?! 💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @evabom3546
    @evabom3546 6 месяцев назад +5

    yessssss dude I was waiting for one of these

  • @AnjaFi
    @AnjaFi 6 месяцев назад +3

    Omg I just binged Andrew’s cooking videos so this is EXACTLY what I needed rn, more PLS ✨

  • @CortasiaC
    @CortasiaC 3 месяца назад

    OMG CHRIS!
    I was LITERALLY grabbing my remote and pushing pause on the TV as you said "also can we make some noise for the second camera?" I wanted to back up the video to show someone your amazing ingenuity!!!
    Also, as a long time follower I'm very happy to see you are doing well and love the vibe you've had recently. ❤❤❤

  • @tjslay
    @tjslay 6 месяцев назад +5

    “You fit in where you put yourself” is actually so profound ??

  • @kristenshoemaker4194
    @kristenshoemaker4194 5 месяцев назад

    Chris... you're changing lives! I've been actually using this recipe the past 3 weeks. Locally, Jovial doesn't sell manicotti, but I have been buying their lasagna noodles and basically making the same recipe. It's been my "meal prep" meal for the week! Thanks for making my life easier!

  • @MrsAnnefleur1997
    @MrsAnnefleur1997 2 месяца назад

    pls keep doing what you’re doing and uploading whatever you want to make, we love it!!

  • @phoebetannas976
    @phoebetannas976 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is the content I needdd so badly rn for my night time seshhh

  • @22dumbstreet
    @22dumbstreet 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Hit that soon til I'm grateful' is so unhinged 🤣

  • @reneemullen1730
    @reneemullen1730 6 месяцев назад +1

    Loved this video soo much! So excited for this new era of Chris :)

  • @emrouo3537
    @emrouo3537 5 месяцев назад

    The videos Chris makes in his kitchen are the most comforting no matter what it is lol love them

  • @giannamarie8060
    @giannamarie8060 6 месяцев назад +2

    as an italian lol i grew up making homemade manicotti with my grandma and mom on special occasions and god now i have to remake it ty for this

  • @reddragon3455
    @reddragon3455 4 месяца назад

    I typed nearly the exact titled into my search bar bc im cooking pasta baked rn and i couldn't have been happier with you popping up omg lets EAAATT

  • @aisling2770
    @aisling2770 6 месяцев назад

    Hey Chris idk if you'll read this, but I just wanted to say as a longtime watcher and fellow gluten intolerent girlie that you've been such a ray of sunshine for me through my struggles. Always making me laugh even when the day was shit, keep it up and take care of yourself!

  • @melissafischer5892
    @melissafischer5892 6 месяцев назад +1

    “Made like my dad in 2012 and scrammed” that was hilarious but I also feel like I need to hug you 😂❤

  • @netizenrealness
    @netizenrealness 6 месяцев назад +2

    i'm literally eating a meatball sandwich rn the absolute serendipity of things 😭

  • @lynab7964
    @lynab7964 6 месяцев назад +2

    You're so chaotic and I love it

  • @MikaSnell
    @MikaSnell 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is my favourite video I’ve seen of yours!!! Love 2024 Chris ❤❤❤

  • @graciebear7738
    @graciebear7738 6 месяцев назад +1

    LOVE LOVE LOVE THE MEME CUTS!!

  • @justagabbieday
    @justagabbieday 6 месяцев назад

    You look like you’re in a better place mentally, you’re glowing! I hope you’ve been doing well I love you 💓💓

  • @traciwesley71
    @traciwesley71 6 месяцев назад +2

    13 divided by 2, 15 CHRIS I AM TOO DRUNK FOR MATH AND I STG FUNNIEST SHIT EVER HEARD

  • @FoxyRed1992
    @FoxyRed1992 5 месяцев назад

    Haven't been here for a few years. Loving this type of content as the reintroduction.

  • @xdrivn
    @xdrivn 6 месяцев назад

    CHRISSSSS oh my god !! Love the editing and it seems like you were happy and enjoying yourself. It really showed 🫶🏼🫶🏼

  • @kayleewhitmer1825
    @kayleewhitmer1825 6 месяцев назад

    More like this! We need a series!👏🏻

  • @lexp2283
    @lexp2283 2 месяца назад

    I dont know why this video didnt show up for me until 3 months later but I LOOOVEEEEE your cooking videos so much and I love that we can see what you are cooking now!

  • @Buenosdiasjakkie
    @Buenosdiasjakkie 6 месяцев назад

    Im obsess with this camera above your stove 😍 I’m here for this series!!❤️ and you neeeeed to tour to Houston !

  • @cdrippyy420
    @cdrippyy420 6 месяцев назад +2

    just in timee ! just sat down with my dinner 🩵

  • @finclec
    @finclec 6 месяцев назад

    Oh the noise if hereeeee for the second cameraaaa! Slay with that angle 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️🤪🤪

  • @athenamane2200
    @athenamane2200 6 месяцев назад +1

    “I’m ab to get drop dead FILTHY” i love u !!!!

  • @claudiacaro624
    @claudiacaro624 6 месяцев назад +1

    I never get tired of the Hilary Duff references

  • @banannacj13
    @banannacj13 2 месяца назад

    When he slapped the spoon to his hand and moaned I completely lost it 😂😂

  • @brittanymyrick3321
    @brittanymyrick3321 6 месяцев назад

    Yes, queen, this video was everything. Do more videos like this, Chris. Soooo funny.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ilova7
    @ilova7 6 месяцев назад +1

    Not me now craving a jar of marinara. Of course it’s 11pm and I just got my hands on some, I don’t have a spoon but using a fork at the moment. Thanks Chris

  • @maddiek951
    @maddiek951 6 месяцев назад

    Chris you have no idea what you just did. I’ve been craving stuffed shells but finding gf pasta is a whole ass scavenger hunt and this is the next best thing. I’m so excited 😭

  • @tara1boone
    @tara1boone 2 месяца назад

    Lmao Johnny Appleseed is who you were thinking of not Daniel Boone. 🤣🤣 💀

  • @chantii_ella
    @chantii_ella 2 месяца назад

    the part about wanting to be one of the girls that grow their own herbs but saying they would die , is so real because same😂😭

  • @MacP2990
    @MacP2990 6 месяцев назад

    Love your cooking vlogs girl ❤❤

  • @aboveallXO
    @aboveallXO 6 месяцев назад

    that note you hit in the beginning gave me more serotonin than i’ve felt all week

  • @sarahleanne2975
    @sarahleanne2975 5 месяцев назад

    Love the editing

  • @lovelywolff
    @lovelywolff 6 месяцев назад

    Can we get a plant tour maybe? Garden update/house plants??? I’m eyeing that plant in the back 🤍

  • @haylokii
    @haylokii 6 месяцев назад

    literally just was binging your videos while making spaghetti and then i'm about to eat and see THIS as my dining content

  • @edenstanding8676
    @edenstanding8676 6 месяцев назад

    Thank you, I like to get vicariously high and eat Italian food. I can't really do either anymore so I'll just watch you while I knit ❤ 😂

  • @victoriachopin2625
    @victoriachopin2625 6 месяцев назад +1

    the virgin mormons took me out

  • @TravFletch
    @TravFletch 6 месяцев назад

    And that second camera is holding on by that suction cup…did it right 👀👏🏻🤦🏼‍♂️🤣

  • @audriiiiroberts3030
    @audriiiiroberts3030 6 месяцев назад

    your arms literally look great, you’re glowing 🥰 love ya lol

  • @celajennifer
    @celajennifer 6 месяцев назад

    I feel like cooking high is top tier lmaoo like total chefs, kiss, we are professionals ❤😂

  • @bellaalexiss
    @bellaalexiss 6 месяцев назад +1

    A garlic candle you are high 😅😂

  • @inespastor6028
    @inespastor6028 6 месяцев назад +1

    I love your cooking videos! ❤

  • @13fiercefearlessness
    @13fiercefearlessness 5 месяцев назад

    These are great to cook while listening to 🎉

  • @wynter945
    @wynter945 6 месяцев назад

    i love that so many people were just binging andrew’s cooking videos and chris posted this, i clicked so fucking fast

  • @rawrimreptar08
    @rawrimreptar08 6 месяцев назад

    Chris, you are so awesome. I wish nothing but the best for you! 💝

  • @sheenatalks8529
    @sheenatalks8529 6 месяцев назад +5

    I clicked faster than Emeril says "BAM!"

  • @sabrinapepper9223
    @sabrinapepper9223 5 месяцев назад

    The “huddle in!” To the ingredients killed me

  • @kaylynnjohnson1068
    @kaylynnjohnson1068 6 месяцев назад

    AHHHH THESE LAST TWO VIDEOS 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @whitneyfitzgerald4212
    @whitneyfitzgerald4212 6 месяцев назад

    I was thinking your editing took a step up in this video, it makes sense now. Hilarious!

  • @fugitive_
    @fugitive_ 6 месяцев назад

    I havent watched a chris klemens video since he had tennis ball hair but oh my god am I glad I watched this. That looked amazing and it was so satisfying. Would love to see more cooking videos.

  • @jennaw5159
    @jennaw5159 5 месяцев назад

    Love this. Just post content that you enjoy making! We all just like watching you be you :)

  • @bellapatera3025
    @bellapatera3025 6 месяцев назад

    Laughing at the ingredients after “get close” took me out 🤣

  • @OhhhCandace
    @OhhhCandace 25 дней назад

    Eating the spilled sauce off the table was next level 😂

  • @junbug3301
    @junbug3301 6 месяцев назад +1

    Watching this at work tbh

  • @emdale3
    @emdale3 6 месяцев назад

    i enjoyed, i'd be down for more of this

  • @ameditationon
    @ameditationon 6 месяцев назад

    i LOVE the new editor

  • @Rose-hf2uz
    @Rose-hf2uz 6 месяцев назад

    The eating the room temp sauce fresh out of the jar is so relatable fr

  • @fatal.portrait
    @fatal.portrait 6 месяцев назад

    "Where is my refund, Ticketmaster?"' I DIED!

  • @juliajane250
    @juliajane250 6 месяцев назад

    damn love the new edits chris, good job with that new editor ;)

  • @chelseyhussein7899
    @chelseyhussein7899 6 месяцев назад

    What a vibe😌