I Got High and Went Shopping
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My name is Chris Klemens, I live in Delaware but am constantly in new york city or los angeles, and make RUclips videos. They consist of man on the street comedy videos interviewing strangers, chaotic hair dyeing, reacting to/following 5 minute crafts and other viral videos, and daily comedy vlogs with people like Claudia Sulewski, Chrissy Teigen, Carly Incontro, Erin Gilfoy, Andrew Lowe, and more. Be sure to subscribe for more, and follow me on my social media like Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr, Snapchat, and more. 
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"did I- open a credit card" IM FUCKING CRYING CHRIS
He replied on another comment and said thankfully no, he didn't apply for a target card. 😂
#1 rule of grocery shopping never go when high or hungry you will always get shit you didn’t really need, but honestly I never have any regrets
LKSAJLKJGFSKASF A LIL LATE FOR THAT ONE
@@chrisklemenssee i know this rule but I justify it by putting it in my “it doesn’t hurt anyone!” coping mechanism category. I say it is the best kind of self sabotage imo
I put it in my cart for fun then at the end I don’t get any of it Lmfaoooo
@@Shhhlyssa I will be using this idea!!😂
Nah I always have to be the highest person in the grocery store 😊
The fake cabbage took me the tf out. 🤣🤣
girl like what was that.....
I laughed out loud 😂😂😂
@@chrisklemens immediately put it in the podcast studio
Me too 😂
Same, I snorted 💀
Going to the store high is like therapy
Or I need therapy after
Depends on the crowd how high and how crowded lol 😂
@@AnimeRocksMyWorld16fr most times im freaking out 💀
It sounds like a nightmare to me 😭
unless the adhd is acting up or the paranoia but usually yessss
When his mom goes “five?!” And the way he looked at her…I died lol
i’m actually in tears at the credit card application part😭
after some investigating, I DID NOT open a target credit card THANK GOD
Their interest rate is like 28% you dodged a bullet! @chrisklemens
@@nattynicee28%? That’s CRIMINAL
"i need to be home and i need to be horizontal" is so reallll
mmm i love getting my dose of overconsumption without spending money :) thanks bestie
I was just thinking this.
Chris: **stares menacingly at a guinea pig** "Oh my god-**lil burp**-I'm obsessed" 💀💀
That was my favorite thing from this video!!😂😂
“Mom, what if I got a guinea pig?”
the way high you was so excited about the dr pepper peeps and sober you was genuinely terrified😭
I'm high watching this and you staring at the guinea pig has me crying bcuz same lmao
PAHAHAHA
also currently high, but I’ve almost had a meltdown (fully sober) while holding a hamster because C’MON MAN, are you kidding me with those tiny hands??
@@kelseckme every time i interact with my mouse and see his little hands
Yes to a part two and please have your mom drive you again whether she likes it or not 😂❤ love her commentary in the background it is the cherry on top
THE WAY CHRIS SAYS “lets get the fuck out of here” WHILE HOLDING ALL THE STUFF LOL
The fact that this is with your mom makes it so much better I couldn’t IMAGINE
It trips me out too, how many people’s parents hate weed so much, yet my parents and family rather have me smoke then drink which makes so much sense! My parents anniversary is on 420😅
me walking around walmart with nothing in my cart for 20 minutes laughing at the 8 dollar graphic teas.
Best transition I’ve seen anywhere, ever, Chris as the teletubies sun lmao i died!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Finally someone who appreciates true art
you getting excited over the Cadbury egg when we fully watched you eat one minutes earlier is absolutely sending me 😂😂😂😭😭
After the HORRIBLE and traumatic week I’ve had this is exactly what I needed! Thanks bestie ❤️
I hope next week is better
@@chrisklemens Thank you 💞 it means more than you will ever know!
chris being high is like therapy for my teenage self and all the things i wish i could have done frfr
"FIVE???" love when mom is on the vlog 😂
your mom’s commentary throughout the entire video is KILLING me. frickin love y’all
My friends and i (small college town) hotboxed the car then walked around walmart.
We laughed so hard at the fact a febreeze air freshner was scented as “air” that I had to sit down on the floor cause my knees went WEAK. fond memories of college
Air scented though 😭😭lmao
"mum, are we in pet smart or pet co?"
.. we're in a pet store
😭😭😭😅
Favorite
I think you wanted to make a quesadilla based on your tortillas and the 2 bags of cheese😂
You as the telebubbie sun took me out!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Part 2 AND online! I love these!!!! I would love if you edited it so that as you are revealing what you got and wondering why you then cut to footage of you high explaining why you want it and then reacting to that footage lmaooo. Would be a lot of work but soooo funny
Lol your “why i stopped smoking” video from 2yrs ago was recommended directly above this one 😂
Chris Klemens you are my living legend
“Very little time for a chocolate break” your mom is the CUTEST!! 😭❤️
YES something to procrastinate my 1000 word essay with 😭❤️❤️
OOOOF
Literally the FIRST few seconds of this video and I'm ALREADY WEAK 🤣🤣🤣
needed this today! love this!
“Elevated Chris” is amazing
pls make this a regular thing for your channel, I loved every second of it 🖤
One time back when I was in high school or college my friend and I hotboxed her car and went shopping in tj maxx and I was so high I literally kept forgetting where I was and my friend had to keep reminding me that we were in tj maxx and she had to help me navigate through the store lmao. Also thank you for being responsible and having your mom drive!
Love you chris! So excited to watch thiiiiis! I’ve been behind on your patreon because I’ve been so busy, but that just means I get to binge watch them!
I love your mom a lot for someone who does not know her 😂
i’m stoned painting my paint by numbers i got from michael’s. 9.99. and i couldn’t be more passionate about you doing the same activity. i’ve never been more zen my inner child is healed
online shopping while high is DANGEROUS do it chris
The next time you do this you have to have your mom with you when you review what you bought. So, she can walk us/you through your thought process at the time. That would be hilarious!! ❤❤❤
Your mom's panic ' five!?' loll always garden before Wegmans, it's my fav 😅🥰
more of these !!! I had a very good laugh after a long day, thanks for always making me smile love you chris
This is my favorite video!! pls make more I will watch them religiously
You keep me smiling . Thank You
ur so comforting love u always
Been sick af all week. I needed this. Thanks, Chris.
Yes always do more of these 💖💖
this is the first video i'm watching from you but i literally love you
This deserves everything Chris thank you for the amount of happiness this brought me 💕😂
I love your clogs and any vid o with your mom. So love watching you two together
the perfect video to watch when struggling to find something good to watch while high
yesss !! pleaseee do an online shopping version
this warmed my soul and made me miss my mom. Chris I hope you are able to do a show in hawaii someday!
Super fun video, thanks Chris! 😅
We need a part 2!!
Also please make more of these !!! This was too good
I love the fact that you asked your mom to go with you. Mom's are awesome. Great video ❤
Your mom is EVERYTHING we Stan her ❤
I’m so happy to have came across this video and you while high. Thank u. Nice to meet you. ✨
Love it definitely do more shopping vlogs 😂❤
Finally a video that speaks to my soul ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
girl im glad you clocked the music because thats what it felt like working there for a year
i literally adore u so much this video was so iconic
I laughed just reading the title and seeing this man. Bless this man. I be so paranoid being lit at the store but why cant i help myself 😭💀
This was such a good one
chris make any video you ever suggest, i will love and watch
I love your mom, you two have such a wholesome relationship 🥹💕
had a period where my mom and i would watch you non stop literaly so obsessed and now i’m popping back in older and alone (also higher) so let’s go
Ugh I love when you post
Oh my gosh, the cabbage took me out 🤣🤣🤣
u deserve more fame ur literally hilarious like i love watching ur vids
Omg please do more of theseee I lmfao the entire time
Your mom is awesome!! She seems so fun to go do this with ❤
LOVED THIS VIDEO
This single handedly cured my Sunday scaries
i need an online version omg
This is what I wish I was doing right now. I’m living through you thanks for the video
i want all the versions of this
The "either I opened it OR I bought it open" Was so relatable lmao 😂
I just want to let you know this made my night. Ive had a really hard day and i just laughed so hard i pissed. Thx 🙏
The bucket is for the kinetic sand! You’re gonna love it it’s magical. Definitely good for another video similar to this 😮💨🍃 since it’s meant to be a sensory experience
need more. im glad i smoked with u in the beginning. so good
YES TO MORE STONED VIDEOS!
The hilarious thing is that Chris ate like a good amount of the snacks in the store and car. So funny and so relatable.
Next vid should be you recording everything you got for future chris to watch in real time of your explanation of why you bought it 😂 luhh u💜
i need the online shopping version!!!
I love how your mom was involved in this theraputic journey
Im so here for the stache 😚🤌🏻 i luvvvvv it babez
My favourite series
This video has reminded me that living about an hour away from the closest target has almost entirely stopped that 'Oh that's like way more than I expected to spend' in a store. I do still get a little tipsy and do some online shopping occasionally that sober me would not allow. I am usually so strict on my budget and ask myself if I really need it several times before a purchase lol.
Part 2 plz. Mom was the best touch
i was actually living for the cabbage i love food shaped furniture and decor hahaha
My first video I ever watched of Chris was his shopping haul and there were a bunch of stools so this step stool feels very nostalgic.
i love getting high and watching your videos its my favourite part of the month
Chris!! I love youuu
you bought the bucket for the sand Chris
* Me seeing the title* yep this is what I needed
We need more high hauls and vlogs. I loved this! 🫶
this video have me in tears 😂😂😂😂
You and your mum are the best duo!! Love from Scotland🫶🏻