"Head of the US Economics" - funnily enough, Harry Dexter White, the main US govt economist responsible for the Bretton Woods system (the US dollar hegemony), was later accused of Soviet espionage.
@@brendanmccabe8373 he was surprisingly one of the few who actually was though. Intercepted Soviet communications show he was at the very least an informant
@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise a "Lone soilder" totally didn't get help, no not at all, Infact JFK totally didn't piss off 80% of the US government by saying no to like every inhumane or greedy thing they wanted to do, for instance, for no reason at all some idiot wanted to detonate a hydrogen bomb in the atmosphere EVERYONE signed off on it until it got to the president, JFK, who just went "tf is the point of this" like with so many other things and then said NO too much so the CIA being the ACTUAL government of the USA just offed him so they could get a lil more freedom to do what they want
@George Cornwall no doubt about it, JFK pissed off a lot of people in the government by saying NO a lot and the CIA is literally known for doing this shit lmao
@@konstantingeist3587 I want him to make a satire video about each soviet leader harassing the previous one, a trend set by Krushchev and continued on till Gorbachev.
"Thoes sharing bastards" "They'll be made to do hard labor like head of the us economics" "I drive around in a convertible car and it's never put me in danger" 😂😂😂😂 Pure gold. Please don't ever stop these
NHS since 2020: “what you want your cancer screening, no!” Now there are 2.1 Million people who haven’t had their cancer screening in the UK because of incompetence. American healthcare is expensive, but the NHS deserves to be destroyed.
@@MDPToaster The incompetence is due to the fact they keep promoting the best doctors to be administrators, instead of letting the best doctors be actual doctors and hiring actual administrators to do administration. The problem is that everyone thinks the NHS just needs more money.
@@MDPToaster The NHS has literally been weakened, defunded and generally had policies fucking it over that have reduced it's effectiveness. Get a damn government that does not salivate at the idea of them privately after leaving office getting millions from the medical companies that would take over healthcare if they can destroy the NHS
Seeing JFK just stop suddenly, look into the distance, deep in thought, then continue with; *”Those sharing bastards...”* Has me DEAD. That’s funny as hell.
Marx: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" Kennedy: "I like your funny words magic man." EDIT: Jesus Christ guys, it was a fucking joke.
Also Marx: "The Negro is indolent and lazy and spends his money on frivolities, whereas the European is forward-looking, organized and intelligent." JFK: "I think that line will work great in the South."
@@jasonmaguire7552 "That's not what mccarthyism was at all" Didnt want to get political here but yes ofc it isnt its a joke. "And describing soviet communism as "sharing" is obviously nonsense." Of course it isnt, even reading the most basic of Lenins works, if you want to trust a 100 year old work or not, will disprove that. But again, its a joke.
@@Hello_there_obi because its far more than just "sharing", in an ideal marxist society, private property (and therefore currency as well) dont exist which means everything is everyone's property, which needless to say is absolutely terrible
This is truly and honestly one of the funniest RUclips channels I've had the privilege to find in quite some time. Had a blast watching through the Forgotten History series
"There's something that you can do in America but not in Russia. Put part of your anotomy inside a typewriter. And if you don't know which part, I'm taking about my willy." 🤣🤣🤣
I think the joke is that because he was communist is why they shot him. Watching communist regime after regime devastate country after country, wouldn’t be surprising if the CIA decided to kill him and blame a communist for it.
It's only 'socialism' when it benefits average people. Rich people getting government handouts is no problem. Ever notice how budget cuts only involve cuts to education, social security and such but never corporate subsidies?
Americans: "Socialized healthcare is ruining lives!" Also Americans: "Can't afford $1000 a month for insulin? Guess you'll just die lmao Also that'll be $3k for this visit"
Meh most of us have insurance and theirs always government coverage if your gone completely flat. I think Switzerland has a similar private Healthcare policy.
@@JoseRodriguez-pn8yj Universal healthcare first existed in the Soviet Union in 1918. In 1948, Article 25 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR) stipulates that health is a human right that cannot be capitalized or given a price tag. And after 100 years,All developed countries have universal healthcare, even in poor countries like Cuba. but except the USA which still puts a price tag on health. for the reason that this is Universal healthcare is a crime of communism
"In 1948 this man had 20 years to live, and now in 1958 he is expected to live for 10"
This is straight up monty python shit
Adrian is recycling jokes from the macho man film.
It took me 5 secs to get the joke. Am i getting slower?
@@harukrentz435 yes you are
This is basically the logic behind most anti-communist rhetoric too.
🥶
Convertible joke flew right over my head first time watching this, JFK wasn’t so lucky
LMAO
Lamo
It didn't flew over JFK's head now did it
Oh it flew over his head the first time as well. Sometimes you've got to give it a second shot.
@@whcw11 💀💀💀
"I drive around in a convertible car and it's never put me in any danger!"
Famous last words.
Bro I almost died hearing that lol
He did die
@@mocsmore1308 Thats the joke
@@stinger9588 This comment thread is as entertaining as the video :D
Too soon?
Fun fact: Before his death, JFK never died in a convertible even once.
Noob. Only dies once.
@@something1600 He was playing on hard-core though
@@quuaaarrrk8056 That makes sense.
Whoa you just blew my mind. Literally felt like my brain splattered all over.
Omg how could I have noticed 😨
Jfk talking about how safe convertibles are got me dead.
And him too lmao
LMAO
Ooo shittt 🤣
Lmao
underrated comment
No
"Those sharing bastards"
That sounded like a line a villain from a kids movie would say
Yeah, all fake dubs
To be fair they did share those famine
@Eżra Angel Huh?
To be fair, billionaires ARE cartoon villains.
@@sinkdemon5813 except Mr. BEAST
As a child born and raised in USSR I've always dreamed about putting part of my anatomy into typewriter
👀
I was wondering what part, but the video cleared it up for me!
@@yourstruly_shriya2366 OUR part
@@LevinsThe lolz. Nice one CuMrAdE :)
That's commie talkin'
“In 1948 he was expected to live for 20 years, in 1958 he’s expected to live for ten!”
These jokes write themselves man
Well, probably not. Someone had to write it
@@irok1 they definitely flew over your head on their own volition tho
I didn't even notice the year change, I just thought that the joke was that the doctors got better at diagnosises.
Why did you write 20 but ten? Why not 20 and 10 or twenty and ten
@@saccorhytus Fewer keystrokes to write 20 vs. twenty and the same number of keystrokes to write ten and 10, if you count switching keyboards 1 stroke
"Head of the US Economics" - funnily enough, Harry Dexter White, the main US govt economist responsible for the Bretton Woods system (the US dollar hegemony), was later accused of Soviet espionage.
Slight dampener is that literally everyone got done on that so it’s not really special
@@brendanmccabe8373 he was surprisingly one of the few who actually was though. Intercepted Soviet communications show he was at the very least an informant
I think that was part of the joke…
@@torlakkarstad4251
Yeah, he did his research, and the guy just above you proves another layer to the joke
Just like anyone else with an enemy or rkval at the time.
“I drive around in a convertible and it’s never put me in any danger”
CIA: nervous laughter
Lee Harvey Oswald wasn’t part of the CIA?
@George Cornwall p
@@Lady_Amelia-Eloise a "Lone soilder" totally didn't get help, no not at all, Infact JFK totally didn't piss off 80% of the US government by saying no to like every inhumane or greedy thing they wanted to do, for instance, for no reason at all some idiot wanted to detonate a hydrogen bomb in the atmosphere EVERYONE signed off on it until it got to the president, JFK, who just went "tf is the point of this" like with so many other things and then said NO too much so the CIA being the ACTUAL government of the USA just offed him so they could get a lil more freedom to do what they want
@George Cornwall no doubt about it, JFK pissed off a lot of people in the government by saying NO a lot and the CIA is literally known for doing this shit lmao
@George Cornwall no, people say he was killed by the CIA after the CIA used him as a scape goat for killing JFK, Wendigoon has a great video on it.
The convertible part killed me. And JFK as well.
Lmao
XD
😂
That killed me.
yeah, it killed me too, with a bullet though me from a sniper while i watching this on a convertible xD
"Those Sharing Bastards"
5 year old me after someone says share my toys
😂😂😂😂 this is what I call a masterpiece. The way JFK stutters when he says "so that everyone is...is equal..hmmm"
Those sharing bastards
Mmmmh
It's fake tardo
It doesn't sound wrong,huh?
Mmmmmmmmmm.
Love how JFK said “everyone is seen as equal” and then momentarily contemplates that and then basically follows that up with “y-yeah fuck them!”
He forgot to say that everyone will be equally poor.
Or how they still persecute lgbt
What is wrong with everyone seen as equal? I prefer that then the current America right now.
@@moebarragan1681 Equality in the sense of communism is not what you are saying, right?
@@vanilla4064 if that is what communism is then I guess so. I would rather have a equal society than the current country I live in which is America.
"I'm talking about my Willy " had me cracking up !
Finally somebody talking about this part
@M Y T H I C A L N O V A your proof?
@M Y T H I C A L N O V A didn’t ask
I was looking for this comment.
Just the tone 💀
“Hmm”
“Those sharing bastards”
Cartoon villian ass shit
Jfk saying 'I drive around in an convertible car and it never put me in danger' 😂
Oh my lord
I just got that. WOOSH.
Not funny
"Directed by Robert D Weide"
Ta da da da ta
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys
"...So that everyone is ... is equal... Hmmm...."
That was great lol
Everyone is equally doomed to fall prey to either the dictator's wrath or hunger's wrath. That's how it's equal.
@@dharmapersona2084 no one caaaaaaares this video is satire
@@dharmapersona2084 After Stalin died there wasn't any serious dictator nor hunger in USSR. Just lack of fun unless you're in the military
@@konstantingeist3587 I want him to make a satire video about each soviet leader harassing the previous one, a trend set by Krushchev and continued on till Gorbachev.
@@dharmapersona2084 Ohhh… you really ate ALL the propaganda, didn’t you?
"Those sharing bastards" is my new favorite way to refer to Commies.
Looks like this video is for you.
I love that too. Absolutely fantastic line.
Not taht fitting tho. Redistributing and sharing are very different things
Lol beats the old "100,000,000 million killed" way.
Btw try to get health care in Britain now
They even share graves. So nice!
Having this channel in my algorithm has turned my shorts feed into factual russian roulette
RUSSIAN!
The title itself is just so funny I can barely wait to watch it, keep up the good work Adrian
"Thoes sharing bastards"
"They'll be made to do hard labor like head of the us economics"
"I drive around in a convertible car and it's never put me in danger"
😂😂😂😂 Pure gold. Please don't ever stop these
Oh he stopped long ago, mate
Is this real or a dub
@@tommyortuno it's a dub
Lol
@@ivandelarosa3353 if that was him and not the narrator
The cuts, the editing, the writing, the voices - it all gets funny just by how you present these. Awesome 👍
I stand by my claim
Idk if you’re standing anymore but the “by my claim” part checks out
your claim was mind blowing.
America then: “Socialised healthcare in the UK has been ruining lives.”
America today: “You owe us $546 for the $1 saline drip we gave you.”
3,000 dollars for your ambulance ride
(Actual price in some states btw)
@@diegorincon4673 not for me I have insurance and doesn’t cost much
NHS since 2020: “what you want your cancer screening, no!”
Now there are 2.1 Million people who haven’t had their cancer screening in the UK because of incompetence.
American healthcare is expensive, but the NHS deserves to be destroyed.
@@MDPToaster The incompetence is due to the fact they keep promoting the best doctors to be administrators, instead of letting the best doctors be actual doctors and hiring actual administrators to do administration. The problem is that everyone thinks the NHS just needs more money.
@@MDPToaster The NHS has literally been weakened, defunded and generally had policies fucking it over that have reduced it's effectiveness. Get a damn government that does not salivate at the idea of them privately after leaving office getting millions from the medical companies that would take over healthcare if they can destroy the NHS
"I drive around in a convertible car and it's never put me in any danger!"
ironic
*wooosh
That's not what ironic means.
I genuinely didn’t realise this was a skit until the space race part
@Moon Shine As a Brit myself it definitely didn’t seem out of place hehe
Look! Gullible is written on the ceiling!
Deliberately losing the space race.
You have to be slow
You didn't think him making them head of economics was a joke?
"Ten years ago, this man was expected to live for 20 years. Now he will only live for 10."
Seeing JFK just stop suddenly, look into the distance, deep in thought, then continue with;
*”Those sharing bastards...”*
Has me DEAD. That’s funny as hell.
It has him dead too actually.
@@Beregond1861 Sir, sir that was outta pocket😂
there's no such thing as "collective ownership". it's actually "government ownership" and everyone is government's slave
@@ekklesiast state capitalism?
@@ekklesiast yeah you'd rather be a slave to your landlord and your boss
“Those sharing bastards”
The pause before the line made the delivery even better
"I drive around in a convertible and it's never put me in any danger."
CIA: You know the rules and so do I~
*say goodbye*
Sometimes, forshadowing is relatively obvious
“I drive around in a convertible and it’s never put me in any danger”
that did not age very well 💀
This isnt real lmao
Neither did he.
@@troodon1096No!!! Straight to jail 😂😂😂😂
"...I'm talking about my willy."
Gets me everytime😂
I legit don't understand what they were getting at in that video lol
@@Dr.ZoidbergPhD the original, or this one, because in this one, he put his dick in a typewriter
@@ju2tunknown funniest shit i ever seen
@@ju2tunknown yeah but... like why?
@@Dr.ZoidbergPhD Because we like to stick it to the communists
"I'm talking about my willy."
Too funny.
😂
It took me 2 rewatches to figure out this wasn’t real. Damn this is good.
Now you know forever
_"If you don't know which part in talkin' about... I'm talking about my Willy!"_
God damnit....
"Mmm"
"Those 'sharing' bastard"
I can't stop laughing 😭🤣
Marx: "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs"
Kennedy: "I like your funny words magic man."
EDIT: Jesus Christ guys, it was a fucking joke.
Also Marx: "The Negro is indolent and lazy and spends his money on frivolities, whereas the European is forward-looking, organized and intelligent."
JFK: "I think that line will work great in the South."
And who will be the choosen one that can say whoever ability Is better? In capitalism the market choose the best product or service
Bruh all the likes are people who realized this was a clone high reference
@@ezemaster7404
Yeah, until it doesn't
@@tsg_frank5829 it does, when you go to the market, when you purchase something from Amazon/or others platforms
"HMM... those sharing bastards."
McCarthyism summarized.
You made my day, sir.
That's not what mccarthyism was at all. And describing soviet communism as "sharing" is obviously nonsense.
@@jasonmaguire7552
"That's not what mccarthyism was at all"
Didnt want to get political here but yes ofc it isnt its a joke.
"And describing soviet communism as "sharing" is obviously nonsense."
Of course it isnt, even reading the most basic of Lenins works, if you want to trust a 100 year old work or not, will disprove that. But again, its a joke.
@@jasonmaguire7552 how is sharing not a word tied to communism in its most basic sense?
@@Hello_there_obi because its far more than just "sharing", in an ideal marxist society, private property (and therefore currency as well) dont exist which means everything is everyone's property, which needless to say is absolutely terrible
At this point @adriangraycomedy, you're making a whole 'nother timeline for the earth. Good going. You've earned my sub.
"A convertible spaceship?"
"NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDYS!"
The fact that I watched that entire video without realizing it was a joke is killing me
Reading these comments I think alot of people think it's real
Lol, it was the 1948 part and having watched more than 1 video of this channel that gave away that its satire
@@abluefishh8402 crazy how dumb and naive people are
He always knows how to end these videos on a high note.
That convertible joke did NOT have me dead.
It had JFK dead 💀
This is truly and honestly one of the funniest RUclips channels I've had the privilege to find in quite some time.
Had a blast watching through the Forgotten History series
*"As I always say forgive your enemies, but remember their name"*
- John F Kennedy, COD: Black Opps
The amount of people that dont know that that phrase isnt just from black ops
"A zombie mis-educated is a zombie lost!"
@@gonsa_pro pretty sure it was a joke
Adrian is prbbly making the highest quality shorts on yt rn
Hes getting better, he managed to fool me twice (this and the pope's video)
@@harukrentz435 fax, the Pope video felt realistic and was one of the funniest ones as well
"There's something that you can do in America but not in Russia. Put part of your anotomy inside a typewriter. And if you don't know which part, I'm taking about my willy." 🤣🤣🤣
Man, you're effing underrated i thought you'd have millions of subs.
Your content is amazing and hilarious af.
People think his contents serious and are mad.
"This man is expected to live for 20 years, but in 10 years hes only expected to live for 10"
😔
This just pure genius. Man, your humor is something else!
“I drive in a convertible car and it’s never put me in any danger”
Me:🙂
Me:😳
“Those sharing bastards” got me 😂
Monsters
“Those ‘sharing’ bastards” is going to be one of my favourite (fake) quotes
"Put part of your anatomy in the type, If you don't know which part, It's my willy."
Me: *"This man has such a way with his words."*
Now associate this image, if you will, with Brent's athlete footcream.
“I drive around in a convertible car and it’s never put me in any danger”
*a few years later*
*CHUCKLES* “I’m in danger”
“I drive around in a convertible car and it’s never brought me any danger”
ADRIAN STOP IT
Bro the ending… “being in a convertible has never put me in danger”
I'm really glad not to find this channel before my history exam 😂😂
JFK saying nuclear like nuke-ular hurt but it was such a sneaky Easter egg!
Saw the ending from a mile away and still got me.
Mile = four seconds?
These videos are some of the only ones to make me laugh on RUclips. Keep it up! :)
It's not his fault he fell for Communism, Communism has some amazing hips!
Omg communism is so cute 🥰🥰🥰
Hail Stalin and Lenin 😩
Big booba communism
Child-bearing hips
@@unofficial_computer STRENG GEHEIM
“I’m talking bout my Willy” 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
"I drive around in a convertible and its never put me in any danger"
Thats called foreshawdowing
If there's not a joke about assassination or being shot or something about a head shot it will ruin my day
Edit: DAMMIT
The convertible car joke is close enough
It's there. "I drove in a convertible and it never put me in any danger". I wonder when he drove in a convertible?
@@thegreenestpotato1770 im not counting that because im stupid
sincerely, shut up
I think the joke is that because he was communist is why they shot him. Watching communist regime after regime devastate country after country, wouldn’t be surprising if the CIA decided to kill him and blame a communist for it.
@@ChronoTango yes because the CIA never has anything but the people's best interests in mind
Finally!! He posted something new. I had watched the old ones too many times.
"I drive around in a convertible car" i shouldn't have laughed at that
"I drive around in a convertible car and it's never put me in any danger."
Yeah, you just wait a few years, and see how that goes.
Great video, anyway I'm about to go to Dallas for a scenic drive in the city
wish me luck!
Did you survive?
"BANG!"@@fideys
@@John.Fitzgerald.Kennedy F
as a brit i didn't get the convertible joke until i opened the comments
That comment in the end by Kennedy really hit him in the head
"Id drive around in a convertable car and it never put me in any danger"
Let that sink in
You know this video is a joke right?
@@abluefishh8402 its funny
"In 1948 this man had 20 years to live, now in 1958 he only has 10"
But you didn't have to cut me off
It's only 'socialism' when it benefits average people.
Rich people getting government handouts is no problem.
Ever notice how budget cuts only involve cuts to education, social security and such but never corporate subsidies?
"Those sharing bastards."
Lmfao
So that everyone is....is equal...
"Proceeds to vision what beauty that could have brought to his country"
*what devastation and ruin
Everyone is equal in America now, maybe not back then when racism was still there, but now everyone is equal
@Діма Базалюк Yup, they’re equal, one worked hard and took immense amount of risk and the other didn’t, (hint, it’s not the average worker)
@Діма Базалюк *yawn*
Any more envy and you'd be turning green, comrade.
@Діма Базалюк bro just ignore they’ve watched too much propaganda, you can’t reason with hypocrites like them
JFK loves riding convertibles so much he could die for it.
“In 1948 he was expected to live for 20 years, in 1958 he’s expected to live for ten!”
*Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.*
“Those sharing bastards” killed me.
That typewriter thing had me shaking
Idk why but when JFK said: those 'sharing' bastards. I heard him in a peter Griffin voice (from family guy)
this guy never disappoints us!!🤣
Amazing editing literally is the best!
jfk talking about how convertibles are safe 💀💀 my boy regreted saying it some time later
Hi , living in Romania, that "Those sharing bastards" line got me real good xD
God that last line was so perfect
The dark humor at the end " I drive a convertible car and that has never put me in danger" like the f 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"And if you don't know which part,I'm talking bout my willy"😂😂😂
“I drive around in a convertible car and it’s never put me in danger.”
That aged like milk
The reality is, I've spoken to many Americans that think socialism is communism. I would know, I'm Bulgarian.
This is our convertible spaceship here.🤣
"It's worth a shot."
-Lee Harvey Oswald probably
Man had that DAWG in him
The last part literally killed him. Funny as fuck.
The silence that follows JFK saying "equal" kills me.
Like jfk?
Americans: "Socialized healthcare is ruining lives!"
Also Americans: "Can't afford $1000 a month for insulin? Guess you'll just die lmao Also that'll be $3k for this visit"
Please don’t make fun of us 😢
Meh most of us have insurance and theirs always government coverage if your gone completely flat. I think Switzerland has a similar private Healthcare policy.
@@JoseRodriguez-pn8yj Universal healthcare first existed in the Soviet Union in 1918. In 1948, Article 25 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights (UDHR) stipulates that health is a human right that cannot be capitalized or given a price tag. And after 100 years,All developed countries have universal healthcare, even in poor countries like Cuba. but except the USA which still puts a price tag on health. for the reason that this is Universal healthcare is a crime of communism
"Those sharing bastards"
0:12 When will people learn Maths is evil?
"Convertible spaceship" 😂😂😂 I love a joke that works at multiple levels