How Mobile Games Ruined My Life
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im a pregnancy fetish guy myself
Lmao what
Isn't all sex technically a pregnancy fetish?
@@AnonsTreasures what if its with someone young enough to not get pregnant
@@H2oEater Okay, *most* sex is a pregnancy fetish
@@H2oEater 📸🤨
the punch punch booty slam combo gets me every time lmao
Can you imagine some kid playing these indirect sponge games as a kid and being like a god at puzzle games when they get older
that is me.
I’m not a god at pillar games but I did have the weird SpongeBob Minecraft FPS game. I still have it in my downloads and am thinking of possibly figuring out a way to get the files onto my computer so it can’t become lost if Nickelodeon takes it down or the devs for some reason. I also had the first SpongeBob hello neighbour game he showed in the intro but that one is the worst game I’ve ever played and I feel like I’d be hurting the entire world by backing it up
keelvin is melting before our eyes
we must save him from mobile games
Give him a good mobile game like asphalt 9
I'm worried you'll run out of new titles before you run out of bad mobile games. Also I appreciate the increase in video quality with the green screen!
Both are a problem lol
@@Keelvin FLYING GORRILA IS THE BEST GAME EVER WHAT DO YOU MEAN
@@catgaming357is shit
11:42 "It's alright, I've been through worse, I've lived through 2020" is somehow the motivation I needed for finals
I dunno if you're dropping the series due to avoiding things that are "samey", though may i suggest having a thread or a discord server or something where people can pitch ideas for things to be reviewed?
Also I dunno if this would help, though I find people with a fascination for "bad [media subject]" tend to also have an interest in "bizarre [media subject]". If you ever decide to do that, may I recommend "LSD: Dream Emulator" for the PS1?
I’m dropping it because I’ve covered almost every type of bad mobile game. I’m sure there’s more unique ones out there but they’re becoming increasingly hard to find. I did a rewatch of all my mobile game videos and I felt the repetitiveness after only a few.
Those are some good ideas! I got a bunch of plans moving forward!
@@KeelvinQuite considerate, keep up the good videos
I love how this video just devolves into psychopathy, i love your vids man
This video was really good! I don’t know if you will be doing more videos in this style because this looked like it took forever to make but still I really liked it!
They have ruined a lot of peoples lives
True
@@jess_ow0 True 2
@@rmcoutinho True 3
Untrue
@@Dead_Snake you
these newer videos have so much energy and effort put into them, keep it up
0:00 And i have watched all of them, what iam doing to my life ☠️
"Hey have you tried turning on airplane mode?"
Keelvin needs to talk about the mobile game company Voodoo,you could make an hour long video on them! they have some many games all the same thing too! And the amount of ads to game ratio is beyond insane.
they ruined everyone’s lives
This is one of the few RUclips channels that consistently makes me laugh, thank you
honestly s tier ✨influencer✨
I hate those games that only are connected to the internet for ads, because buying premium will sometimes then allow them to run offline.
This video makes it seem like you’re spiraling into insanity.
I can relate to Josh with my friends just randomly sending me weird stickers in our conversations. Also why do I now want Joe Biden stickers in my life?
As a potential series ender, this is effective
Amazing Ween Cover at 2:25
Damn Keelvin lore getting kinda deep
So happy to see Sergeant Cortez from Time Splitters finally got that SpongeBob Cameo we never asked for.
Just from the first 30 seconds I know this will be a wild one. Wish me luck!
Making the same thing over and over becomes old really fast
I agree, its hard to tell some times as the creators imo
1:43 bruh the color is so much
You can review weird Japanese games?
Or make other content in general, I like your personality so I'd watch anything.
if youre not having fun anymore then you shouldn't force yourself to make the series but i love these videos every time and this one was the funniest yet
This works on Android. A lot of mobile games have a bug where you can be in an ad and then hit the home button. Re open the game and it thinks you watches the ad. It's a good number of gam3s too
5:15 hearing ‘how about that joe biden huh?’ in the middle of one of these videos was not something i was ready for
You're my favorite RUclipsr seeing you upload gives me a type of joy like no other
I'm pretty sure the unknown character at 2:39 is supposed to be Octodad
LOL OUT OF ALL THE CHARACTERS WHY HIM
I remember when this guy was making videos about the binding of isaac, your content has changed a lot
If you want to try an actually good mobile game try pixel dungeon or shattered pixel dungeon. They are rogue-like rpgs and have no monetization or ads so I highly reccomend you give them a try.
I've been playing Shattered for years now and only recently I managed to beat it. It's an amazing game.
@@naarelservs9713 I've never beaten it myself, it is quite challenging.
and my singing monsters
Hey KEeLViN YOU SHOULD USE AIRPLNE MODE
😡😡😡
Dude. The same thing happens to me! Many of these games don't work when your wifi/data is off or when you put your phone on airplane mode. Wish there was something I could do about it. I really loved the game "Color Match" but it bombarded me with ads so often that I just quit playing...
the quality went up lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
fun fact the person who made the game that the Roblox oof sound came from supported peta and made the soundtrack for super tofu boy
Bruh
Oof
he also did a lot of sketchy scam stuff and lawsuits there's a whole video about it
well, watching you torture yourself with terrible mobile games is why i subscribed.
Worst part is the people who make these trash games spend years studying game development and they end up making trash instead of an actually good game.
i love the fact that your phone is just a sandal
You should try to review puppy world/cat friends. They are a bit hard to run on emulators and, old phones but I heard you can run them on I think an Amazon device (I forgot what it's called).
these makeover games have been around since the flash era, there were dedicated "girl games" websites full of stuff like that, although even as a kid i only played the games like that once in a while, there were just better options
*_2023._*
*_Mobile gaming has bored me. So I resort to playing PC and console games (Switch was very good to hold, I already need more Switch gaming). But the PC specs are mostly close to a console requirement (If you own a gaming room and gaming equipment, you will survive)._*
*_I decided to rekindle my inner RPG and fantasy craving._*
12:23 it's the baby from eraserhead!
For a second there at the beginning, I thought your green screen was a giant image of Plankton with his back turned to us. 🤷🏽♂️
i have DISTINCT memories of playing the first elsa ripoff and thoroughly enjoying it when i was like 6 or 7 on some like amazon fire tablet my parents got as a gift from a hotel company (probably wyndham) 😭
either the game used to be fully free, or my parents actually paid for the microtransactions, but i know i dressed up the other two girls at some point
omg finally made it in a keelvin video O_o
Joe mama
@@Keelvin joe mama deez nuts
Fun fact the creator of flying gorilla is donating to gorilla focussed charyti
an angry birds game used AI imagery, man rovio really killed a childhood game franchise
and the OG angry birds is behind a paywall
Today I went on a search for a good mobile games by tapping on the more you might like and the more you find the deeper down the rabbit hole you got I found a massive amount of the bad horror games and a lot of games in Japanese and Russian
the game at 4:53 they're trying to rip off is unturned. It's free on Steam
i love these series but i think you should start a series on the worst roblox games
Maybe that could be fun
Yes, good idea! Maybe also best ones so people can find something fun to play instead of crappy simulators.
@@Keelvin also RUclipsrs make games on Roblox
So beautiful but yet so aggressive with the box 😂
Now that he's talked about the pregnant Elsa games, he should talk about the foot doctor games!...
The one foot game in this video was enough for me lmao
@@Keelvin I didn't expect to get a reply...... no way...........🥹
I got scared thinking it'd be another bot pretending to be you, I've been seeing a lot of them lately. I just hope RUclips will take action against them, but they never do...
just put on airplane mode💀💀💀
This is why I have a steam deck.
we've driven this man to the point of smashing his phone with a baseball bat
Bro this guy literally make bad mobile games funny with his jokes lmao, that is the reason why I am even watching him play these bad mobile games
5:11 holy shit he looks like a vegi tale 5:12
OH MY GOD IT'S OCEAN GANG NEIGHBORS FROM THE HIT HOUR LONG T3RROR VIDEO
3:31 used bfdi assets
The yellow bird's name is Chuck.
Imagine if he got those weird ad games like that one called Epidodes. 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
angry birds has a new bird now
What's the reason 6 for your wife cheating on you with the yellow bird from Angry birds?
So nice seeing you grow from a isaac only channle
When are you gonna ruin your life with a crippling clicker hero addiction
Everything in the range of 12:15 to 12:32 is madness
1: please review bloons tower defense ripoffs
2: chuck is so evil that he's more evil than leonard(the king pig)
How dare you diss me
0:13-0:20
but... it's flying gorilla... :(((
Flying gorilla review when?
best part of the video was moonlight sonata mvt 3
13:14 why is so funny to me
same
HEY FLYING GORRILA IS GOOD IT HAS ALMOST 5 STARS + its a meme
Reject mobile games
Return to isaac
Now make how mobile games made my life better
i have got a stroke from this video
man you got such a nice head shape for bald ugh i wish i had a good bald head shape
To be fair, it really fell off when they tried to make it an actual game with eggs n shit
Did you say "Eastern" island?
I instinctively went to click the x
Lol I'm not sure if he is joking are actually been broken by those horrible ass mobile games.
baseball
why he no put cellphone in airplain mode?!?!?!
Hello, Keelvin
Hi
man, my phone broke. i put it on airplane mode but it literally didn't fly after i threw it off the second story!! 😞😞😞🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️😭😭😭😞😭💀💀💀💀
Let's make that 100 bad mobile games!!!
I’m like 666 now you have to try out supposedly cursed or evil mobile games 😈😈
Try shattered pixel dungeon a real mobile game it's also on steam
fr!!! (fried rice)
Do you know Good ios games like flappy bird and Angry birds
I couldn't pay attention to the end I was too busy jamming out to moonlight sonata
I need more Crossy Road in my life, dude. Why? Tax reasons
man,apple and google are the problem here
they should have some mf quality control for the appstore and playstore
Beanana
You sat on us three times in this video
And I’d do it again😤
How keelvin ruined my life