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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
  • We're back baby
    Thanks to Mecha for the thumbnail �м goo.gl/Y7NfON
    Handsome Boys
    Jameskii �м goo.gl/wcJUA7
    Bamanboi �м goo.gl/tLuU8N
    DolanDark �м goo.gl/9AqdiF
    NFKRZ �м goo.gl/GgOe8g
    Twitter �м / pyrocynical
    PYRO SUBREDDIT �м / pyrocynical
    SOCIAL
    �м Facebook ------------- / pyrocynical
    �м Steam Group ------- bit.ly/15E33o3
    �м Instagram ----------- / pyrocynical
    �м Twitch ----------------- / pyrocynical
    �м Tumblr ----------------- / pyrocynical
    �м Vine -------------------- vine.co/Pyrocy...
    �м Steam Trade -------------------- goo.gl/5tqxIe
    Game �м Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
    Intro / outro music �м Whitewoods - Beachwalk

Комментарии • 2,5 тыс.

  • @RampaginNiggah
    @RampaginNiggah 8 лет назад +236

    NFKRZ is probably one step away from becoming a full time DC villain after the amount of bullying he experiences at daily basis

  • @tomuklive
    @tomuklive 8 лет назад +506

    quite a spicy video

  • @randomusername0x0
    @randomusername0x0 8 лет назад +433

    all skins, no skill, the great old dying pyrocynical in a nutshell.

  • @amazink9426
    @amazink9426 8 лет назад +124

    Bamanboi's voice sounds like a combine soldier from Half life

  • @djstoj2063
    @djstoj2063 8 лет назад +152

    Lt.corbis is the 14 year old French girl

  • @colem9445
    @colem9445 8 лет назад +547

    Pyro is funnier than leafy in my opinion

  • @connorpeckham222
    @connorpeckham222 8 лет назад +136

    the subtitle lmao
    it's just "pyrocynical" the entire video

  • @ProxDefiance
    @ProxDefiance 8 лет назад +435

    Bamanboi's voice deeper than NFKRZ nostrils

    • @endme4836
      @endme4836 8 лет назад +2

      k

    • @chrise6630
      @chrise6630 8 лет назад +3

      +End Me are you a mouth breather

    • @endme4836
      @endme4836 8 лет назад +9

      Yes i'am a fat pig

    • @AuroraNora3
      @AuroraNora3 8 лет назад +11

      I feel like his parents are sleeping in the other room so he compensates for speaking quietly by putting the microphone inside his mouth

    • @4hesr6kefb3y-
      @4hesr6kefb3y- 8 лет назад +3

      Hugh Mungus Lol this is so true..! Pretty scary, I never knew a person with such a deep voice

  • @minecraftdesertwell
    @minecraftdesertwell 4 года назад +14

    This old ass video somehow got into my recommendations. Old pyro was so pure.

    • @ThomasG-w1t
      @ThomasG-w1t 3 года назад

      ik, some of his old videos are still good,besides the n words and bad edgy jokes.

    • @minecraftdesertwell
      @minecraftdesertwell 3 года назад

      @@ThomasG-w1t yeah, they’re fun to rewatch whilst starved for pyro content

  • @captainsquirrel0500
    @captainsquirrel0500 8 лет назад +102

    don't die pyro

    • @jumpinboi9046
      @jumpinboi9046 8 лет назад +8

      he did

    • @pipo81907
      @pipo81907 8 лет назад

      Ay Alex,is Keem a good guy? (easiest question ever)

    • @jumpinboi9046
      @jumpinboi9046 8 лет назад

      AmraniIsCommenting/KeemDieBot no

    • @perspective8268
      @perspective8268 8 лет назад +1

      everybody type in the chat
      i am a dirtbag

    • @pipo81907
      @pipo81907 8 лет назад

      alex rojas You're goddamn right!!!

  • @kelinamaymarshall
    @kelinamaymarshall 8 лет назад +179

    Leafy's the King of Cancer and Pyro's the Queen.

  • @endmite
    @endmite 8 лет назад +138

    I got notified for this video 30 minutes after it was published.
    RUclips wtf

    • @squidyplays1963
      @squidyplays1963 8 лет назад +6

      are you scarce

    • @NoctisDeLucis
      @NoctisDeLucis 8 лет назад +1

      same

    • @endmite
      @endmite 8 лет назад +1

      +Not a genwunner ok daddy

    • @endmite
      @endmite 8 лет назад +1

      +Lucas M8 Productions I love you
      Marry me

    • @endmite
      @endmite 8 лет назад +1

      +zachzorian hey what's up guys its scarce here

  • @ahmaree3269
    @ahmaree3269 8 лет назад +112

    his voice sounds hotter when he's sick

  • @TheCoissac
    @TheCoissac 8 лет назад +33

    Teamkill = Comedy

  • @finn6235
    @finn6235 4 года назад +24

    i wish csgo was still like this today. also rip assault

    • @divyanshpal5519
      @divyanshpal5519 Год назад

      What changed? I haven't played CSGO since 2017, that's why I'm asking

  • @kristofersigmarsson
    @kristofersigmarsson 8 лет назад +147

    i Hope you get better Pyro it sucks to be sick bro

    • @MFOOLI
      @MFOOLI 8 лет назад

      Góðan dag Kristófer Sigmarsson

    • @kristofersigmarsson
      @kristofersigmarsson 8 лет назад

      góðan daginn bro

    • @endme4836
      @endme4836 8 лет назад +9

      Stop trying to be relevent

    • @PolarCatsAttack
      @PolarCatsAttack 8 лет назад +3

      Oh my god, quit commenting on every popular RUclipsr's videos and comment on mine damn it.

    • @Bradley25
      @Bradley25 8 лет назад

      kristofer sigmarsson you are cancer, you use everyone's name to show up in search results you fucking leech

  • @EEVVEENN
    @EEVVEENN 8 лет назад +200

    pyro do u use a iphone 69 for recording this?

  • @JuliusBriggs
    @JuliusBriggs 8 лет назад +27

    Holy shit more gaming content :D
    is this the turning point?
    I'm so happy right now

    • @loftuscheeksisking3973
      @loftuscheeksisking3973 8 лет назад +15

      his gaming videos are genuinely more funny than those aids commentaries tbh

    • @endme4836
      @endme4836 8 лет назад

      Hello everyone markiplier here

  • @bruhzzer
    @bruhzzer Год назад +4

    pyro forbidden era

  • @HerbaceousM8
    @HerbaceousM8 8 лет назад +6

    "i dont get how they get an instant headshot" he says as he aims at the other guy's knees

  • @MortarMarv
    @MortarMarv 8 лет назад +111

    3 views boys, holy jesus

  • @vegabound5813
    @vegabound5813 Год назад +4

    i miss the old videos

  • @THEPLANETEARTH
    @THEPLANETEARTH 8 лет назад +31

    i hope you get better pyrocynical hope you feel better

    • @020halo
      @020halo 8 лет назад +2

      Jipa501 XXXXDDDDDDD

    • @Sparki1
      @Sparki1 8 лет назад

      +Jipa501 So true, it's kind of odd to se normal comments on youtube these days

    • @endme4836
      @endme4836 8 лет назад +3

      #savepyrojoyce

  • @TeboxYT
    @TeboxYT 8 лет назад +3

    I fell asleep watching this video and spilled water all over my bed and my electric bed heather.

  • @arabicriflegaming8871
    @arabicriflegaming8871 4 года назад +6

    2016 was something else

  • @David-uo6rc
    @David-uo6rc 8 лет назад +26

    WAIT PYRO'S NAME IS NIALL!?

    • @eldafint
      @eldafint 8 лет назад +36

      wait, i haven't even considered that he has a real name

    • @leevosh
      @leevosh 7 лет назад

      The Fridge Niles

    • @m.wall-kane346
      @m.wall-kane346 5 лет назад +2

      Now I can’t think of him as Pyro anymore

  • @TheretrowaveTV
    @TheretrowaveTV 4 года назад +4

    Fun Fact: this is the last video where pyro used his intro

  • @Norex7777777
    @Norex7777777 8 лет назад +12

    pyro should realize the reason leafy has 3x his sub is because they are all 12 year olds. they don't come to good channels like this one.

    • @angi5014
      @angi5014 8 лет назад +9

      Edgy opinion there, buddy. You get a gold star.

    • @vhsfxx
      @vhsfxx 4 года назад

      lol

  • @baseg815
    @baseg815 8 лет назад

    "I think I'm at the worst point, and should slowly get better" Proceeds to die two days later.

  • @skinnylad7868
    @skinnylad7868 8 лет назад

    This video has the best thumbnail I've seen in a while, amazing job whoever created this

  • @M1mye
    @M1mye 8 лет назад +23

    God damn, you sound so hot when you're sick. I feel like Lois when Peter was sick.

    • @M1mye
      @M1mye 8 лет назад +5

      Come plow me all day long daddy pls

    • @endme4836
      @endme4836 8 лет назад +15

      What are you fucking gay?

    • @wtmusic515
      @wtmusic515 8 лет назад

      +RandomlyMimi r u a grill

    • @fatboyoficiale
      @fatboyoficiale 8 лет назад

      DuUde XD le ebin referese

    • @seandunn3360
      @seandunn3360 8 лет назад

      RandomlyMimi family guy funny moments

  • @overhaul3001
    @overhaul3001 8 лет назад +6

    1:28 "The kigga cancer"

  • @Farroxide
    @Farroxide 8 лет назад +4

    word is he's been diagnosed with terminal leafy

  • @voice6760
    @voice6760 8 лет назад

    Name two impossible things:
    1) a good pyrocynical video
    2) pyrocynical making a funny joke

  • @youremum
    @youremum 6 лет назад

    " I bought a milk shake the other day " " The cashier said it tastes like childhood " "Like pain " - Jameskii

  • @jannmitchelle123
    @jannmitchelle123 8 лет назад +6

    "hows it going bros" he said in the intrp

  • @dirtfrink1050
    @dirtfrink1050 8 лет назад +4

    I'm exposing pyro for caring about his personal health more than his subscribers. It's like he doesn't even care about us fans anymore.

  • @blacklamb8393
    @blacklamb8393 8 лет назад +90

    RUSH B

  • @logansmith1232
    @logansmith1232 8 лет назад

    I'm so glad you started making CSGO videos these are some of the funniest videos you've ever made with the lads.

  • @Alkuf100
    @Alkuf100 8 лет назад

    Pyros voice is soo good while being ill, please stay ill forever this is making my homesickness bearable

  • @Winter_Draco
    @Winter_Draco 8 лет назад +8

    get well pyro

  • @alexcaffri9091
    @alexcaffri9091 8 лет назад +50

    Pyro for #kingofcancer 2016

    • @TheXevanosTM
      @TheXevanosTM 8 лет назад +2

      Your profile picture for #TheMostCancerPictureOnRUclips2k16 No hard feelings, strictly business.

    • @TheXevanosTM
      @TheXevanosTM 8 лет назад

      Posiden Touché.. Okay, #TheMostCancerAnimePictureOnRUclips2k16 Better?

    • @alexcaffri9091
      @alexcaffri9091 8 лет назад +1

      TheXevanos Much

    • @TheXevanosTM
      @TheXevanosTM 8 лет назад

      Posiden Good. Now as said before, this is strictly business. No hard feelings... I hope...

    • @alexcaffri9091
      @alexcaffri9091 8 лет назад

      nope. all good

  • @actualliteralkiller2458
    @actualliteralkiller2458 8 лет назад +6

    brb pyrocynical I gotta do my chores

  • @elitecarbine2018
    @elitecarbine2018 8 лет назад

    This thumbnail is probably one of the best things I've seen in years.

  • @doctormemememes8803
    @doctormemememes8803 8 лет назад

    Pyro sounds like a man who smoked ten blunts and then found a world war 0.5 mic headset then start to record,

  • @Grityom
    @Grityom 8 лет назад +4

    when you live in somalia and you must watch funny pyro meme in 144p

  • @yasminecoad4799
    @yasminecoad4799 3 года назад +3

    7:03 original PROD no cap

  • @SalmanShhh
    @SalmanShhh 8 лет назад +8

    RUUUUSHHH B! RUSH B!

  • @joegibbons7503
    @joegibbons7503 8 лет назад +1

    I love your funny moments crew:
    A human disease
    A kettle
    A bear on a unicycle
    And a random austrilian

  • @lucam1686
    @lucam1686 8 лет назад +1

    Whenever I check my subscriptions to see that Pyrocynical uploaded, I think about the one million subscriber specail and the face reveal. But whenever I see videos like this instead, I cry.

  • @stevie2shoes379
    @stevie2shoes379 8 лет назад +18

    Baited Podcast is the shit

    • @blindcomiter
      @blindcomiter 8 лет назад +8

      Stevie 2shoes thanks to that, pyro and h3h3 are in good terms

  • @marcusolsson5010
    @marcusolsson5010 8 лет назад +17

    Pyro has ebola

  • @SerotoninCrunch
    @SerotoninCrunch 8 лет назад +4

    Can somebody tell me the video that Pyro's steam pic is from

    • @fireyfrost4241
      @fireyfrost4241 8 лет назад

      Emperor Palpatine
      Yeah, numerous, how come your putting your insecurities on me?

  • @Ipasseduhwindy
    @Ipasseduhwindy 8 лет назад

    Pyrocynical: the kind of guy to tap fire on nearly every single weapon

  • @leavenny
    @leavenny 8 лет назад

    Omg that nevermind guy in the background salting his eggs while everyones just laughing so hard lmfao

  • @AlexDjSun
    @AlexDjSun 8 лет назад +4

    Is NFKRZ your son?

    • @Blanqmind
      @Blanqmind 8 лет назад +3

      like it or be fat

  • @mohammednadhom3442
    @mohammednadhom3442 8 лет назад +6

    I have suicide thoughts but pyrocynical made me laugh

    • @auralious4954
      @auralious4954 8 лет назад +2

      Piss off we believe what we want ya shitface

    • @vladflaucher469
      @vladflaucher469 8 лет назад +1

      Whatever helps you sleep at night.

    • @shiweiding9510
      @shiweiding9510 7 лет назад

      Mohammed Nadhom *suicidal
      But you probably made this for likes

  • @spaghetti50
    @spaghetti50 8 лет назад +11

    gay

  • @Utomneian
    @Utomneian 8 лет назад

    fun video Pyro, i love it when you are messing around on GS:GO with your buddies :-)

  • @Bobby-Day
    @Bobby-Day 8 лет назад

    I enjoy these videos much more than commentaries

  • @eddydrouet1888
    @eddydrouet1888 8 лет назад +11

    this comment will get likes for no reason

  • @hellsgate700
    @hellsgate700 8 лет назад

    mah nigguh, uploading every other day with better quality videos is WAY better than daily decent ones. dont be a leafy and just upload to upload every day. the videos just turn out to be disappointments but are compromised when a better, "delayed" video comes out. dont stress about it mang and just keep doin your top notch pyrosuicidal videos

  • @ashdtato2802
    @ashdtato2802 8 лет назад

    i love when you make collab type videos, they are super funny! Pls make more

  • @meidn7460
    @meidn7460 8 лет назад

    Congratulations for the great subtitle person for putting XD and the end of the intro.

  • @andre5429
    @andre5429 8 лет назад

    i love you Pyro!! dont you ever stop making vids, you make me laugh in my worst day's ( even though my life is a Joke ) but foreal, i really love your videos!

  • @kaystackz7103
    @kaystackz7103 8 лет назад +2

    Pyro ACTUALLY sounds like he's dying in the intro

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 8 лет назад

    Pyro's voice is so sick sounding, it's dropped down to Brad Does Banter octave. Any deeper, he may just become Colossal is Crazy.

  • @AlonsoKoldsBigFatFUN
    @AlonsoKoldsBigFatFUN 8 лет назад

    I actually genuinely enjoy these

  • @teddysadcat
    @teddysadcat 8 лет назад

    Pyro's sick af and Bamanboi's throat is still a broken flute
    perfect funny moments guarantee

  • @chestor2314
    @chestor2314 7 лет назад +1

    I love the thumbnail

  • @stubley3432
    @stubley3432 8 лет назад

    >be me, pyrocynical
    >be allergic to spray downs
    >tap fire at the chest
    >dominate silver
    >get one tapped
    >tfw you dont know "how the fuck does he do that"

  • @jceproductions5340
    @jceproductions5340 7 лет назад

    "Uploading every other day" sounds like heaven

  • @SinRainer
    @SinRainer 8 лет назад

    i like how someone close-captioned the open mouth eating sound as "ASMR"
    hahaha, GG sir

  • @KittyPirate60
    @KittyPirate60 8 лет назад

    when pyro opened up his steam tab to invite Dolan, I just see the wall of friend requests that he'll never accept xD

  • @TaveshDaFeesh
    @TaveshDaFeesh 8 лет назад

    Literally the only youtuber that actually sounds sick when he is sick

  • @arielrolerbill
    @arielrolerbill 8 лет назад

    subbed for the montage parodies, stayed for the commentary

  • @csgomomentosdivertidos1894
    @csgomomentosdivertidos1894 7 лет назад

    this is what the website said,"This domain name expired on 3/16/2017 and is pending renewal or deletion."

  • @ytimksydney
    @ytimksydney 8 лет назад

    King of cancer? Nah Pyro you are just the "curator of cancer" and your job is more important than ever. Thanks for the video.

  • @Magneme
    @Magneme 8 лет назад

    Pyrocynical: King of Cancer
    A film that hits theaters in 2069

  • @DassClipss
    @DassClipss 8 лет назад

    The king of cancer *distantly in the back ground*"aw hell yeah "

  • @GoopaZoopa
    @GoopaZoopa 3 года назад +1

    Im telling my kids these were the avengers.

  • @manifesto_mindset
    @manifesto_mindset 8 лет назад

    Hope you feel better Pyro!

  • @hylianvalley7262
    @hylianvalley7262 8 лет назад

    If I had a dollar for every platform Pyro has to defend himself I'd be poor

  • @DaithiSan
    @DaithiSan 8 лет назад

    Pyro, Montage parodies aren't dead bring them back!

  • @siknklyde6419
    @siknklyde6419 8 лет назад

    I love the funny moments, keep it up and fight your cancer Pyro.

  • @stevestevenson4303
    @stevestevenson4303 8 лет назад

    Thank you, massive pyrocynical, for giving us another csgo video. They're much better than commentaries

  • @MacCoalieCoalson
    @MacCoalieCoalson 8 лет назад

    I like how you're talking about spraying and he goes "ahhhh yeah"

  • @rektified4508
    @rektified4508 8 лет назад

    pyro i love your gaming vids man

  • @TheTechnomancer12
    @TheTechnomancer12 8 лет назад

    Hey pyro, if you're sick please do not force yourself to make videos, do not push yourself and get stressed out we care about you so please go your own pace

  • @Dylantomasi
    @Dylantomasi 8 лет назад

    oh believe me I sit by my phone waiting for you to drop a video My Life only has meaning for that

  • @memzy2327
    @memzy2327 6 лет назад +2

    so guys we did it 250k subscribers

  • @Pumpkin42O
    @Pumpkin42O 8 лет назад

    when pyro rymes like a class A Rapper 0:18 "If ya dont care, time stamps there"

  • @elloblazersnfkrzhere2381
    @elloblazersnfkrzhere2381 8 лет назад

    Couldn't stop laughing at "SON YOU GOTTA SIT CHUR ASS BACK DOWN AND WIN THAT GAME.

  • @kysplz5348
    @kysplz5348 8 лет назад +1

    one can say Calvin has turned over a new leaf
    cuz pyro gave him a chin fade

  • @Studio-7V
    @Studio-7V 8 лет назад

    Jesus like 7 out of the 4 people in this call were coughing every other second, holy shit

  • @bluefishboy9761
    @bluefishboy9761 8 лет назад +1

    feel better pyro god master guy

  • @ryzeafends651
    @ryzeafends651 8 лет назад

    Bro this is the first video Iv seen and XD it's funny af and I love u already

  • @SpareSomeChange321
    @SpareSomeChange321 8 лет назад

    ''I don't get how they instant headshots''
    You could too Pyro if you didn't try and shoot out their kneecaps

  • @inlander.wentruz
    @inlander.wentruz 8 лет назад +1

    Yay! More CS:GO montage!

  • @Hugelag
    @Hugelag 8 лет назад

    Don't push yourself too hard, Pyro. Just focus on getting better.