"It's just so difficult to use condoms when you're living with your gf and you're naked all the time and you're just having constant sex." My god, this is gold.
right! it’d be beneficial for health reasons cause i had it for 6 months & didn’t even know. i was thinking i was in a faithful relationship but the whole time my bf was cheating & i finally found out when i was pregnant! when you’re pregnant, they check you for everything, my baby could’ve been born blind/deaf. also it causes infertility. i’m blessed i didn’t have any issues & now i’m just cautious of who i spend my time with
I’m weak 😂😂😂. Did dude just state that it’s rude and inappropriate to ask someone you’re going to have sex with about their recent sexual encounters? How about it’s rude and inappropriate to give someone chlamydia!!!!!!!!! Lmao.
This has to be the most brilliant troll ever. "So we went to the sex clinic to deal with my chlamydia hips and her screaming in the night and then I HAD BEEF SUSHI WHICH WAS JUST BEEF ON RICE I MEAN HOW CRAZY IS THAT?!"
whoa bruh, pls never have unprotected sex again! You should do that stuff only, if ya know that person very well and are in a long lasting relationship! STDs are super nasty and even if you can cure some, a kid will stick around for about 18 years!
Chlamydia and Gonorrhoea are nasty infections and they are so common. I would be more concerned about them than I would HIV, since HIV is so rare in developed countries outside of the gay scene and the probability of catching it through vaginal sex is only 1 in 100. If a woman is pregnant and has Chlamydia or gonorrhoea the baby can end up blind or be born with serious, life threatening pneumonia and both infections can cause infertility in both men and women.
How did you not even consider that maybe the girl that you cheated on her with, was the one that had Chlamydia. Maybe if YOU didn't cheat, the Chlamydia wouldn't have happened.
Same here. I have turned down women more than once. At times i regretted it. But I'm not dying of AIDS, or my genitals aren't covered in horrific sci-fi goo. So yea im good.
Literally 5 seconds into the beginning and an ad pops up right away. 😒🙄 Guys, stay away from chicks who ask to see pictures of your “cats”. Also, did anyone take note that he swapped places with the girl and went into her bed and had her sleep on the floor?? 😂🤣
Bwahaha I was just browsing through all of your video titles and this one really grabbed my attention. Oh man haha you killed me! I guess it could have only grabbed my attention more if it was titled, "Why I loved having chlamydia" omg. Geeze, I'm gunna pack condoms every time I leave the house now! Waking up in agony screaming in pain, no thank you! I definitely don't want to end up in this situation and I would feel just awful if I got any of my lovers sick. I always make it clear to anyone I'm with that I need them to tell me what they are up to sexually. I don't get mad if my partner sleeps around but he has to use a condom when he does so and if he doesn't wear a condom that's ok, but then I need to know. That way I can choose to either hold off on sleeping with him until after he's been cleared or use a condom with him. My body is really important to me and the bodies of those I care about are also really important. I cannot risk getting infected so I just ask for clear communication in order to decrease that risk. I know it can feel weird to talk about previous sexual encounters but this is your body, the thing that allows you to interact with life. It's more valuable than any material item. It's worth it to ask and stay informed on your partner's whereabouts. If she's a reasonable girl she'll understand and want to know about your sexual history too. Glad you were able to get treatment and that you're fine now :)
good for you for raising a bit of awareness. but now im googling photos of symptoms just because ive got a bit of Psoriasis. gonna be bad dreams tonight
I think I have this as well. I have pain on my whole left side. Hurts when I pee, it used to bleed when I peed. My left nut hurts the most it feels like I got kicked in the nuts and the pain shoots down my whole left leg up to my lower back. I have to limp and can't bend over to well when the pain is at its peak. I made an appointment at planned parenthood. I hope it goes away quickly and no surgery is needed. I heard the veins in the ballsack can get twisted up and need surgery. That would suck.
How is it for you now. I got the "cure" about a year ago. It still hurts just to masturbate, especially if I try to clinch and hold it in. I'm about 99% sure I have a stricture, which I identified first. The female doc knew nothing about it. I'm definitely thinking about changing docs and going to a male specialist. I caught this from a woman who wanted the milk and not the cow.
Man we really have so many things in common, except I went to China 3 times. I had girlfriends and partners there and never wore protection because I had a vasectomy...so I thought it'd be pointless for me to wear protection. 3 days later after having fun on New Year's I started feeling a red sore down there and damn...I was scared to death because I thought it was herpes. Luckily it was just a pimple and I never got infected. I totally risked my health and don't plan on doing this again
Relatable. I have a similar romantic story. So... My boyfriend and I had a threesome with a girl about a month after we moved in together. (We do this on occasion.) It was all fine until about a week after... It was 4 in the morning and he got out of bed to use the bathroom. He came back to bed and said "Fuck. We need to go to the doctor, something really funky is going on." We both obviously knew what was up. It was Saturday so I found an urgent care clinic, and off we went. We both got an injection and a prescription. I had no symptoms or positive results, but I took medicine anyway because it was probably just too early to test positive. Anyway, the worst part of it was not being able to have sex for a week, I am allergic to latex condoms, and even non-latex is irritating for some reason. We had to get creative. 🖐 Other than that, no big deal. I never had symptoms... I know he had some but we didn't get too detailed so I don't know how bad it was for him. I'm glad you got through it anyway!
The mics fucked & yeah I know you probably know already but maybe theres something to fix the high volume points in the video that we can't control if you get what I mean.
I got tested for the clap and gon.. Was told i would get a call back if there was bad news. Been near a week, i know im likely in the clear but im gonna call anyways to make sure lol
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"Why I hated having chlamydia"
You say that like some people like having it.
Watch Mister Metokur (POZitivity) if you can stomach it. Apparently some people think STDs are hot.
Thats the same thing i said lmaooooo
🤣🤣
"Can I see some pictures of your cats" has got to be the best pick up line ever.
Aydan Yenaled me
Lol HAHAHSHS
it was a trade off he showed her pictures of his kitties and she showed him her kittie
I would mean a whole lot different if a boy said it😂
"So after the antibiotics failed cos I kept re infecting her"
Slayer
😂😂😂
This is the most metal fetish ever 😂😂😂
Do you still have it. if not do you have testicle pain?
Before I even watch this... the title is genius. I am laughing as quietly as I can in this cafe.
Man, I see what you mean about being so open and vulnerable. What a brace dude.
Hello, didn't know I'd find you here....
Ay Sensei! Your comments are how I found your channel lol
*loudly
I died at the fact he actually switched spots and went in her bed
Why?
@@bnap3221 Cause she was obviously already trying to have sex with him
"It's just so difficult to use condoms when you're living with your gf and you're naked all the time and you're just having constant sex."
My god, this is gold.
Why do I feel like this channel is a massive inside joke between this man and himself?
I sure hope it is
That's the exact same vibe I'm getting haha
Exactly!!!
sadly it isn't
" Daniel , can you show me some pictures of your cats " so I said "ok"
NO. BAD PERSON. BAD.
GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT HOW CONDOMS SAVE LIVES.
...and prevent them lolololololol
Mae Blythe meanwhile I’m in this same situation I’m going to the corner now 🚶🏽♀️
he doesnt use condom?
It should be law that every one get tested for STDs every 3 months
I'd accept this bill. Especially if it isn't too costly to do so
lol i agree.
Nope.
free testing for everybody would b a very good idea
right! it’d be beneficial for health reasons cause i had it for 6 months & didn’t even know. i was thinking i was in a faithful relationship but the whole time my bf was cheating & i finally found out when i was pregnant! when you’re pregnant, they check you for everything, my baby could’ve been born blind/deaf. also it causes infertility. i’m blessed i didn’t have any issues & now i’m just cautious of who i spend my time with
I laughed so hard at " That idiot that didn't use a condom gave us chlamydia " The irony..... HAHAHAHHA
But everyone loves Chlamydia!!
I named my dog Chlamydia.
79DorianGray loooooool
It's the social ailment
Jesus, WTF
I'm confused the title is "Why I hated having Chlamydia" r u suppose to like that shit
😂😂😂💀💀💀
I’m weak 😂😂😂. Did dude just state that it’s rude and inappropriate to ask someone you’re going to have sex with about their recent sexual encounters?
How about it’s rude and inappropriate to give someone chlamydia!!!!!!!!! Lmao.
MsFlipped365 you're from ny?
Amen to that! It's so important to have clear communication especially when it comes to sex!
This guy is beyond clueless
@@omnia001 I am from NY ^_^
Chlamydia sounds like a type of flower 😂
Max Payne or chemical
It sounds like a gay goddess's name to me.
sounds like a mushroomm
she started touching my leg...I started touching her back 😂
"Daniel, can you show me some pictures of your cats?" hahaha dude I lost it there.
Probably a Japanese flirty line haahha
One word: Disgusting
Ashley Melissa welcome to this guys channel lol
Dinh Truong Oh , I've been watching his videos alot lately and they're interesting even though he's a shitty person and has issues
DOESN'T MATTER
HAD SEX
Ӽan-chan җ 💪😂😂😂
True
Ӽan-chan җ 😂😂😂
What the hell is wrong with this guy? Lol why would you keep infecting her?
For some reason I don't believe you lol
7:51 you cant be serious...tell me you're not serious
He cereal
He quickly forgot about the unprotected cereal he had with the girl who asked him to show her his cats.
Right. Wtf. I wanna know did he ever sit and tell her what he did.
I feel so glad that I'm overly cautious now. At least I've never gotten an STD or STI (which are on the rise in America).
Fuck my life
weird I love having chlamydia
I love having chlamydia!
Me too!!!!!!!! :D
O_O
Bruh
This has to be the most brilliant troll ever. "So we went to the sex clinic to deal with my chlamydia hips and her screaming in the night and then I HAD BEEF SUSHI WHICH WAS JUST BEEF ON RICE I MEAN HOW CRAZY IS THAT?!"
whoa bruh, pls never have unprotected sex again! You should do that stuff only, if ya know that person very well and are in a long lasting relationship! STDs are super nasty and even if you can cure some, a kid will stick around for about 18 years!
Lol or 28 years in my case
yas think about that! :D
like father like son lmao
Is it just me or is this dude totally creepy???
no ur creepy
Dude you kids don't need to upload your every thought. You do realize it's gonna be on the internet FOREVER...
He can delete the video.
No he cant, i saved it for reupload ;) welcome to the internet
Shmee lmaoo why
Shmee this is so funny 😂 anyway don't tell me you take his videos seriously
Shmee lol
damn asian quagmire has the best stories.
Quagmire is asian
Eating cereals while watching you
Gotta be a skit my dude no way any of that happened lmao
I don't believe this story but it was very entertaining. Too cringe to be true. Just use the damn condom people!
wow!!! hahaha, wow! Daniel you are hillarious, you are a trip man, so funny, and still so freaking smart and good with the talk.
and you had ramen````````......
lol daniel.. i just laugh spontaneously when you said "antibiotic failed bcs i kept reinfecting her" 😂😂😂😂
Damn elbow pains? Thats wild ive heard gonnorea can spread and cause inflammation in the joints.
"I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO USE A CONDOM?" SEROIUSLY!!!!🤤🤤🤤🤤
Really brave if you to share this publicly. Learned more from this than I ever did from primary or secondary school sex education. Thanks
I admire your honesty and will spread this video all over my country! Thank you
It was just beef on rice
This is so entertaining hahahahaha
Chlamydia and Gonorrhoea are nasty infections and they are so common. I would be more concerned about them than I would HIV, since HIV is so rare in developed countries outside of the gay scene and the probability of catching it through vaginal sex is only 1 in 100. If a woman is pregnant and has Chlamydia or gonorrhoea the baby can end up blind or be born with serious, life threatening pneumonia and both infections can cause infertility in both men and women.
*cereal
Up next: "Why I hated being fucking waterboarded"
I clicked thinking chlamydia was like an excercise lesson, like yoga. OH BOY, was I wrong.
TeaBridge River 😂
Take sex ed asap bud..
Reinfecting? Disgusting
If you do it enough times, youll get immune. Thats the plan
this video has a romantic soft focus look--how did you do it?
You waited through swollen joints, couldn't walk, crawling to the bathroom, extreme pain when you cough etc to even see a Dr?!?!
Thanks for sharing your experience, it's useful for others to hear about symptoms they might encounter.
The pleasure is not worth the pain, cause in your activity illness gets in the way. Rejoice your health OK?
My god. Joji was right. You're so entertaining and express yourself amazingly.
joji knows this dude???
Joji recommended this guy?
Joji as in papa franku?
JOJI KNOWS THIS TWAT WHAT-
Whhhhaaaaa?!
Your life is wild
How did you not even consider that maybe the girl that you cheated on her with, was the one that had Chlamydia. Maybe if YOU didn't cheat, the Chlamydia wouldn't have happened.
The way the music rolled in at 0:05 so abruptly was fuckin' priceless
"Guys use condoms,I'm gonna go make omelettes now."
your title is absolutely cracking me up, obviously an STD in itself carries a negative connotation so you wouldn't want to have it, but nah
the idea of std's has prevented me from following thru on many opportunities, and limiting the ones i did engage in
Same here. I have turned down women more than once. At times i regretted it. But I'm not dying of AIDS, or my genitals aren't covered in horrific sci-fi goo. So yea im good.
You should get retested as maybe the antibiotics didn't work first time around.
I had a gilfriend named Lydia....she gave me the chlamydia...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA God wtf am I laughing at this pun lol
Literally 5 seconds into the beginning and an ad pops up right away. 😒🙄
Guys, stay away from chicks who ask to see pictures of your “cats”.
Also, did anyone take note that he swapped places with the girl and went into her bed and had her sleep on the floor?? 😂🤣
So strange I see your reply in my notifications but not here... I don’t get it. ????
I'm half way through this channel, I'm watching this like a series now. I don't know how to feel about this, though I admit it's enjoyable. X'D
this is the guy that bought a 6k sex doll and lost his girlfriend over it right?
this is why i don't have sex anymore. people literally don't get checked out or use condoms anymore.
I just subscribed to your channel. I can say watching you is very interesting lol.
Love the title.
I cant imagine anybody would love having chlamydia
I would love to hear a mental health professional’s opinion of him. Autistic? Narcissist? Sociopath? All three??? I’d love to know
Me too
Every time I catch one of your tall tales I get the urge to watch a Zombie movie
Bwahaha I was just browsing through all of your video titles and this one really grabbed my attention. Oh man haha you killed me! I guess it could have only grabbed my attention more if it was titled, "Why I loved having chlamydia" omg.
Geeze, I'm gunna pack condoms every time I leave the house now! Waking up in agony screaming in pain, no thank you! I definitely don't want to end up in this situation and I would feel just awful if I got any of my lovers sick. I always make it clear to anyone I'm with that I need them to tell me what they are up to sexually. I don't get mad if my partner sleeps around but he has to use a condom when he does so and if he doesn't wear a condom that's ok, but then I need to know. That way I can choose to either hold off on sleeping with him until after he's been cleared or use a condom with him. My body is really important to me and the bodies of those I care about are also really important. I cannot risk getting infected so I just ask for clear communication in order to decrease that risk. I know it can feel weird to talk about previous sexual encounters but this is your body, the thing that allows you to interact with life. It's more valuable than any material item. It's worth it to ask and stay informed on your partner's whereabouts. If she's a reasonable girl she'll understand and want to know about your sexual history too.
Glad you were able to get treatment and that you're fine now :)
good for you for raising a bit of awareness. but now im googling photos of symptoms just because ive got a bit of Psoriasis. gonna be bad dreams tonight
The amount of stories you come up with tho 😂😂
I think I have this as well. I have pain on my whole left side. Hurts when I pee, it used to bleed when I peed. My left nut hurts the most it feels like I got kicked in the nuts and the pain shoots down my whole left leg up to my lower back. I have to limp and can't bend over to well when the pain is at its peak. I made an appointment at planned parenthood. I hope it goes away quickly and no surgery is needed. I heard the veins in the ballsack can get twisted up and need surgery. That would suck.
How is it for you now. I got the "cure" about a year ago. It still hurts just to masturbate, especially if I try to clinch and hold it in. I'm about 99% sure I have a stricture, which I identified first. The female doc knew nothing about it. I'm definitely thinking about changing docs and going to a male specialist. I caught this from a woman who wanted the milk and not the cow.
This video will always be iconic😭💀like wth even is this story
Man we really have so many things in common, except I went to China 3 times. I had girlfriends and partners there and never wore protection because I had a vasectomy...so I thought it'd be pointless for me to wear protection. 3 days later after having fun on New Year's I started feeling a red sore down there and damn...I was scared to death because I thought it was herpes. Luckily it was just a pimple and I never got infected. I totally risked my health and don't plan on doing this again
I hope you get a herpes outbreak one day. It can happen.
“why i hate having chlamydia”
“That idiot didn’t use a condom, he gave us chlamydia”
This is factually true.
Daniel I like you better in this time 👨🏻🔬
I am sorry, that was mean. I have no right to judge you. Please forgive me.
Why did his accent seem pretty normal
Ewwww that’s nasty sir
It is awesome you are talking about it. Three cheers for you.
what do you put in your omelette?
Jessica Tole Antibiotics.
I Love Asian Boys I thought so. So how's the yellow fever holding up?
Lol antibiotics i just put onions or red peppers maybe bacon if theres some around
Dickcheese
cereal
i had chlamydia once. i took some pills that the doctor gave me and it was gone. easy lol
Relatable. I have a similar romantic story. So... My boyfriend and I had a threesome with a girl about a month after we moved in together. (We do this on occasion.)
It was all fine until about a week after... It was 4 in the morning and he got out of bed to use the bathroom. He came back to bed and said "Fuck. We need to go to the doctor, something really funky is going on." We both obviously knew what was up. It was Saturday so I found an urgent care clinic, and off we went. We both got an injection and a prescription.
I had no symptoms or positive results, but I took medicine anyway because it was probably just too early to test positive.
Anyway, the worst part of it was not being able to have sex for a week, I am allergic to latex condoms, and even non-latex is irritating for some reason. We had to get creative. 🖐
Other than that, no big deal. I never had symptoms... I know he had some but we didn't get too detailed so I don't know how bad it was for him.
I'm glad you got through it anyway!
P.S. you dont know when you get it it can go un-noticed for a long period.
I loved the title.
Wait, Daniel where are you? This isn't your background usually.
+KichiNotCichi the other side of my room haha
Why is he me in 10 years
Probably my favorite video.
The mics fucked & yeah I know you probably know already but maybe theres something to fix the high volume points in the video that we can't control if you get what I mean.
Imagine if it wasn't just chlamydia. No sex is worth dying for. That girl slept around with damn near anybody. TRIFLING........
were the omelets good
This....is comedy gold.
Do you have testicle pain now? Its been 5 years i still have testicle pain
Shame, I've read somewhere some people love having it
Subscribed to you.....You said the true words....
I got tested for the clap and gon.. Was told i would get a call back if there was bad news. Been near a week, i know im likely in the clear but im gonna call anyways to make sure lol
I had chlamydia too. It just made me feel weak and tired that’s all.
Love the audio quality
Idk why I keep watching your videos
Howwwwwww did I even get here. whyyyyyyyyyy is this so funnnnnny.