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- Опубликовано: 1 июл 2024
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The USA prediction aged like milk.
Milk lasts longer. It lasted about as long as fruit on the table on a hot day.
@@FCGroningen1987specifically a banana in direct view of sunlight
Anybody else felt like throwing something at their TV last night?
it aged liked 2 broken eggs outside in a hot and humid day.
Aged like ice on a hot table outside in the sun
That Man City losing the league one at 9:32 is INSANE for so many reasons:
- Arsenal wins the league on 71 points
- The league is won on goal differential
- The PL has only THREE UCL slots
- Where's the UCEL slot?
- Three pairs of teams even in the top 6
- Chelsea finish 2 points off the title and have NO European football the next season
- Man City lose only 5 matches all year and just sneak into the last Europa League slot
- Man City also have FIFTEEN draws. If they win ONE of those, they win the league because of the best overall goal differential.
- Man City also make Europe with a win% UNDER 50%
Seriously. SO MUCH CRAZINESS.
It's actually crazy but in my save English clubs always underperform in Europe, so maybe the UEFA coefficient dropped or something
4:20 happend between Werder Bremen and Hamburger SV in the 2008/2009 Season. They both reached the UEFA-Cup semi final, the DFB Pokal semi final and they played in the Bundesliga against each other. 4 Games in 19 Days between each other. This is also special because there is a big rivalry between Werder Bremen and Hamburger SV. Its called the "Nordderby".
Just on the thumbnail. My poor clicking form got me accidentally resigning from my job when I was trying to lower the points target the board wanted to set me 😂
It was actually trying to get the Leeds board to sign Mbappé but honestly close enough
@@leoncru it was actually at Leeds 😭
We just gonna ignore Zealand didn’t know “it’s a kind of magic”
Can we?😂
Re: Vasteras SK - Since that meme was posted they have scored 5 more goals. After 12 matches, they have 8 goals scored. However, they are still 2nd in the league with 22.8 xG. The next fewest goals in the Allsvenskan is 13 by Goteborg. Also, half of their goals scored this season so far have been due to a 4-0 drubbing of Kalmar FF, the team directly above them in the standings.
Some of the players responsible for their scoring issues (and some FM attributes I think I'm finding):
- Jabir Abdihakim Ali (96 CA, 13 Finishing, 10 Composure) - 5.2 xG, 6th in league. 1 goal scored
- Patric Aslund (98 CA, 10 Finishing, 12 Composure) - 2.9 xG, 19th in league, 1 goal scored (in 4-0 win)
- Matteo Ahlinvi (110 CA, 10 Finishing, 14 Composure) - 2.6 xG, 22nd in league, scored brace in last match
- Simon Johansson (102 CA, 10 Finishing, 12 Composure) - 2.4 xG, 28th in league, 0 goals
- Ibrahim Diabate (94 CA, 12 Finishing, 10 Composure) - 2.3 xG, 31st in league, 1 goal
But Henry Offia is OVERPERFORMING his xG, with 2 goals against an xG of 1.5!!
Also Vasteras is:
- 3rd in xGA with 14
- 3rd in GA with 14 behind league leaders Malmo and Djurgarden
- on a surge with 5 points from their last 3 matches
- according to a number of sites, going by xG, xGA, and xPts, Vasteras should be somewhere between 2nd and 4th, usually coming out in a tie for 2nd most points in the league
I swear I get too lost on these deep dives once I start going down the rabbit hole....
VSK VSK VSK! WE WILL RISE
The smosh-zealand overlap was not expected at all, but I love to see it
Angela's face make me cry so hard xD
When you see a good meme format, gotta take advantage lol
I find it incredible that Zealand manages to pronounce every other word differently to any other person I've ever heard. From names of players to names of countries. I feel a strange mixture of fascination and fear when listening to him speak
give him a break, he's from the other side of the pond, they are adorable when they make an effort
@@lethargicmosquito 😂
0:12 managing an international team is the dream as you are short-term loaning the best players of the country for your team
The accidental resignation will live on forever in this community 😂
USA: is out
Nearly the rest of the world: What a WONDERFUL day to be alive
The rest of the Copa America: Happy seeing Mexico out after talking so much shit before the tournament
They are underdogs in this tournament. Would have been nice to see them get to the semis again to get beaten.
The fact that they went out on Canada Day was icing on the cake
Jack will never ever live that resignation down.... And quite rightly the doughnut 🤣
Didn’t expect Smosh to make an appearance even as a meme format. Cool but weird combo😮
That wonderkid leaving for the bigger club hit me in the feels with Gray going to Spurs
Since this video was recorded, Hungary have been knocked out in the group stage and Shouts have been removed from FM.
Life happens fast.
Releasing the standing on USA business the day after disaster lmao 🇨🇦
As a Canadian we eating SO GOOD right now. Successful hate watches for Mexico and USA but I honestly started feeling bad for the USA at the end. It looked like boys against men.
@@issaVPR fuck em’
that stadium extension for 2 seats
With it being in stoke on Trent it's either stoke city or port vale, as a stoke supporter and knowing how the local council operates then yup that's accurate lol
Im buzzing my derry save is on this!
"Jurgen Klopp is rolling over in his grave".
Dude... Jurgen is alive and well!!!
TECHNICALLY Zealand, all international players are loans because they come FROM their parent club TO the national team
7:40 I was not expecting the Smosh crossover, has to do a serious double take when I saw Spencer's face
I just can't wait for the next one to see Pulisic and that Sunday league ref screaming at each other become the new meme format
0:54
Darling, there's nothing wrong with it.
EXCEPT IT'S SIX MINUTES LONG
3:26 is me when attacked by two geese at the local park.
Well done! The effort and passion are evident.
In my AZ Alkmaar save, Koopmeiners was at the same club, for pretty much the same money. When they let him go on a free. I brought him back to AZ. He was okay with 300K a week.
assuming its oriental dragons hes talking about when talking about a club he played with in the past from potugal with unsaviour Chinese dealings, what happened with the club in real life?
Apparently, the club's still alive, but they've been falling apart in the last few years...
I see a smosh meme template here out of nowhere. damn.
0:33 me when Hellas Verona keeps offering me interviews in my journeyman save
4:27 something similar happened in germany around 15 years ago irl. Northern Germany Rivals of Hamburger SV and Werder Bremen met up against each other in the league, the german cup final and the semi finals of the UEFA cup. 4 matches in between them in 2 weeks.
7:40
SMOSH REFERENCE!!!!!
The “fan culture” one is suuuuper relatable for me. That’s a big factor in how I find teams to root for and there have been at least a few times where I’ll hitch my wagon to a club only to find out they’ve got some unsavory folks in their fan base (looking at you, Paris FC. You’re lucky I love Paris and am too stubborn to ever root for PSG).
You had a lot of caffeine before this didn't you. A LOT.
The bravery of keeping the USA prediction in today 👏👏👏
the fact offside goals are so better animated is an actual crime. if the goal is too 'clean' its always offside.
0:38 is he talking about oriental dragons?
LOANS are possible in world football. It's just called IMPERIALISM and it sky rockets the scouting budget...
When you're trying to click through a staff meeting real fast and they throw a "Change Captain" suggestion in there and you accidentally click it and tank your team dynamics for a full year.
if you squint a little bit, all international footballers are on short term loans.
Back in 1991, when the FA cup only did replays if a match was drawn, Leeds played Arsenal for 4 of 5 consecutive matches. All 4 were in the FA cup with an away tie to Spurs in the middle. We then played them a 5th time 3 matches later..... So 5 times in 8 matches.
That Man City shade is exactly how 90% of european clubs should view them. Sparta Prague historically 50 times more successful than UAE FC
Murica got grouped lol
Updating on Vasteras SK: The league is past its halfway point, with Vasteras at 16 matches played.
They are still 2nd in xG with 1.67.
They are in a very tight 5th in xGA with 1.37 (3rd-6th is 1.35-1.38)
This gives them an xG differential of 0.30, which is good enough for 3rd.
REALITY:
They are last in the league with 0.75 GF/match (next is 1.13, so it's not even close)
They are 5th in the league with GA at 1.38 (almost EXACTLY where they should be.
This means their xG vs Actual is -0.92 goals/match. There are 5 other teams with negative xG vs Actual in the league. COMBINED, they add up to -0.74. So they are underperforming worse than all the other underperforming teams in their entire league. In fact, the most underperforming team in the 5 major European Leagues last year was Rayo Vallecano with -0.65 xG vs Actual.
These guys can't BUY a goal.
that "accidentally" resigning will never die😂. also, please don't let it die 🤣🤣
The two-seat expansion has to be some sort of money laundering. I can think of no other plausible explanation.
Oh dear… Zealand jinking the USMT again
The Västerås situation is the most insane Ive ever seen, they should be challenging for the top the way theyre playing but they just cant score 🤣
2 months to install 2 seats and 500k ? this was the best
I absolutely lost it when I saw Phil Jones playing for Sparta Prague, like, WTF?!?!?!?!
Västerås SK is my home town club. This hit a little close to home.
THE WORK THE SPACE CLIP HAHAHA ZEALAND YOU MONSTER
I think you'll find those two seats are golden thrones
The 2 seat upgrade to the stadium is hilarious! It's in Stoke on Trent so it's either Stoke City or Port Vale and i myself am a Stoke supporter and know how the local council operates, I'm afraid so say yup £500k for two seats is pretty accurate lol.
Now if you wanted a fancy seat that folds well that would set you back a cool £500k Each lol
In the international game, technically you're loaning ALL the players from their clubs
Zealand getting out the Hawk tuah @ 8:03
Out of Context Football Manager: I know one man who would do better than Gareth Southgate...
Zealand: Well first of all, I would really struggle in the international game. The lack of loans...
Me: DUDE! I just sprayed coffee all over the back wall of my room, and that's an incredible distance to reach through your nose!
I knew as soon as they mentioned poor clicking form WTS was going to be there 😂
That USA prediction aged like a fine wine full of laughs.
well, one could argue that in the international game it's ALL LOANS
4:30 let us not overlook the Newcastle bread of this Arsenal sandwich
Well, it was even worse for Västerås. They had missed 3 penalties at that time. Had missed an open net twice
Ronaldo Lukaku and Pepi could be a deadly strike force just imagine the amount of missed chances and offsides these 3 players will provide
Man that team USA prediction "chef kiss"
I have to give Zealand credit, because the USA were not the third best team, but the third best team in their group. Probably just a minor mistake from Zealand.
9:32 BRO JURGEN KLOPP IS ALIVE STOP THAT
Hey man, love your videos. Think you should take a look at all the wonderkids Tottenham seem to be acquiring (just signed Archie Gray today/yesterday), Ange is really cooking something and I'd love to hear your takes on it.
About the goalkeeper scoring a goal...I was in my 1st season with united, reached the cl final vs psg and was 1-0 up until the 92nd minute when donarumma the gk scored from a corner..
You shoulda joined while you had the chance, Johnnier Valero
Up the Västerås!
Nice. I was just wondering when a new FM memes video might come earlier :D
The man city meme lol. Life imitates art indeed
3rd best team of the group yeah
The lukaku thing is so much funnier because he is unreal in the match engine 😭
no zealand, you just pointed at a door silly.
you just have to think differently about it, national team players are all loaned from their clubs, so you would be the perfect match
Love the cuse shirt 🍊
I feel the Sparta Prague defeat one, I just got Vanarama South Farnborough FC to the FA Cup round of 16 (5th round) and got hammered by Arsenal who were in a title race in the Premiership... and had fans whining, players losing morale, etc. Seriously?!?
4:37 reminds me of Hamburger SV vs Werder Bremen in 08/09 Season:
4/22 German Cup Semi Final
4/30 UEFA Cup Semi Final
5/7 UEFA Cup Semi Final
5/10 Bundesliga
3rd in the Tournament?
3rd in the group?😂
Focus shout is actually OP in the right situation
Speaking of Västerås and Lukaku, you should check out their striker Jabir Abdihakim Ali, the swedish Lukaku who literally missed from the goal line
On the Saudi wages, they bought one of my players out of the Championship and promptly paid him 450k a week. Bro was making more than the rest of his old teammates combined.
4:08 legendery moment 😂😂😂😂
What you talking about Z? International management is ALL loans.
If you think of international football as all loans from clubs, Zealand would definitely do well as a coach.
What do Zealand's predictions and Lukaku in front of goal have in common?
Both always miss
HELL YEAH BROTHER ITS MEME DAY BROTHER
5:05 I’ve only ever done it in France…..with PSG
Real Madrid and Barcelona faced eachother in the league, spanish cup and cl qf or SF within two weeks a few years sgo
If you think about it, the international side of the game is one big loan tournament.
In my save John Stones was getting 1.2 million a week from Saudi. Signed him on a free for 40k a week
Technically all your national team is loans
The players are loaned from the clubs for the international break/comp
Also Zealand managed in Belarus on FM ages ago, don’t forget.
Hancko from Feyenoord, their half decent DLC, went to Saudi on my game second season, on £550k a week...
You were standing on business,
And now you're out of business.
Yes! Love these.
The Saudi teams just declare interest in my players in their prime so they won’t renew their contract with me, and then pinch them for free when there’s 6 months left. It’s infuriating. Al-Nassr had Haaland on 1.7m a week when he was 33
Ah Zealand, i have some bad news for you on the Copa America front.
Also, Miles has apparently gone on to say that touchline shouts do not work and have not worked in years. So....yeah.
Up the Oriental Dragon
I think the international game is technically just loaning players but with nationality restrictions
So maybe you can do it Zealand