I don't really watch twitch because for me it just constantly buffers which is why I wait for NL to post the NLSS stuff on RUclips. I have pretty shit internet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Tech Jet I like Josh, I just don't think his presence not being there makes the NLSS worse, it might make it better if he is there, but definitely not worse.
Black Mask I consider S tier to be the best the NLSS can possibly be. Without having Josh, the NLSS can't be at it's best. It's missing that staple childlike wonder we all know & love.
Tech Jet I'm not a fan of Josh. Just something about him and his humor doesn't work for me, but its not like he makes a stream unwatchable. For me, a perfect lineup is NL, Nick, Rob, and Austin.
When you play D&D and you can really do anything if your DM is good enough. Genuinely. Like with NL's story about his acquaintance who ruined a D&D session, just let the dude hunt in the forest and make sure nothing happens at all, and let the other characters go into the castle. Having the party split up can be a pain but you just have to deal with it. And stupid things are very much encouraged. It's been explained as "Let them to try do whatever they want, and depending on how badly you want it to happen, make it easier". Like if I had a character try to fuck a chest open, I'd make them roll a dexterity check, and because it would be funny, but still hard, I'd make the roll need to be like a 15. Thats why I got into D&D. After years of falling into the trap of video games, with their limits, it was so refreshing to play a game where you could do anything. In a videogame, you might be able to talk to an NPC and get a precanned response. But in D&D you can find in NPC and get into a 10 minute conversation on whether or not cats would taste better than dogs, and then you can kick him in the balls, break into his house, and fuck his treasure chest open and steal his loot. Then when he gets back to you, you can convince him that you weren't the one at fault and that it was actually himself who kicked himself in the balls and robbed his chest.
Cork comes from the exterior of a neat tree, aswell. You should check out vids of people cutting it off of the tree, makes the most AMAZING sound ever, lol :)
1:10:08 What they were saying about the butthole circumference is probably from the game F.A.T.A.L. which is largely considered as one of the worst pen and paper games ever published. Sex in D&D is something that if used at all is usually handwaved in order to focus on other aspects of the game. The other thing they may have been talking about is that some people actually took the average size of a butthole and then used the rules of entering small spaces and built characters (of smaller size) who could actually literally jump up people's asses and blow them up from inside. This is usually frowned upon.
55:26, Listen to the Adventure Zone Nl. It's a DnD Podcast, and the Petals to the Metal part of their campaign is basically fast and the furious, but fantasy like.
I'm sure others have already mentioned it, but the new thumbnail is very.. *ahem* complimentary, NL. You should really thank Dracula Fetus for the strategic shading on the Lefty Flip...
I would have a blast DMing Nick's dating adventure while still doing everyone else's normal beat the bad guy adventure. I'd even try to loop them up to meet again if I could swing it; like the lady he dated is the real bad guy.
On the D&D subject: - One of the simplest and most reasonable requests you can make is the "skeleton" scenario, more widely known as the "kick in the door" style of play. You get to the dungeon, you kick in the door, you kill all the monsters, you take all the loot. Easy for the GM, easy for the players, doesn't even need to take a lot of time. The only bad bit is that you may do a lot of fighting, which gets old, in my opinion. It's just dice rolls over and over again unless someone tries to get creative. - There are tabletop RPGs other than D&D which may be better-tailored to a less serious playstyle, and D&D doesn't need to be the "gateway game" to play all tabletop RPGs (though it's not bad, it does have a lot of calculations which can slow down the play-- then again, there are very few RPGs that don't have that). - Sex scenes are usually not played out. Depending on the group and their comfort levels, sex can be included, but the "camera" usually "fades to black." But hey, if the GM is good enough... - You don't roll for literally everything. You only roll when results aren't certain. You don't roll to stab a shackled prisoner; you just stab them. While other outcomes could technically occur, it just makes the game "flow" better to let some things just happen. Conversely, you cannot roll to, say, speak to someone in a language you don't know. - Vampire the Masquerade (and the more recent Vampire the Requiem) are part of a really, really huge universe of roleplaying games known as the "World of Darkness." You probably don't want to play that, because GMs may get passionate about the universe and become upset if you do stupid stuff. - While four hours of playing per session is the "standard" according to most RPGs, you can play more or less. Additionally, you can have "short" campaigns of only a few sessions, or "one-shots" of only a single session. - "Dungeon master" is a term more exclusive to high-fantasy campaigns. "Game master" is the more universal term, but means pretty much the same thing (there are no dungeons in, say, sci-fi campaigns).
When i played D&D I had a friend who, every chance he would get he would try to bring the whole game to a screeching halt so he could try to put his dick in something. he thought it was hilarious, but he was the only character in our party who couldn't see in the dark, so in dungeons and caves and what not we would rush ahead and put out all the torches so he was blind during every fight. it was great payback.
Hearthstone RNG would be fine to replicate in the real world... "Raven Idol: Take one copy of every druid and neutral minion, OR one copy of every druid spell (including cards you don't actually own); if you chose spells, select 3 random cards from the pile and choose one to add to your hand. If you chose minions, create two piles, then roll 3 D5, for each roll of a 1, take a random card from the neutral pile, take a random card from the druid pile for any other result, choose one to add to your hand." See? Perfectly reasonable!
And funny enough the Egg is right, oranges were considered a commodity of sorts back then, hell I'm eating some right now because Germans love 'em during the Holiday season and sell them in big boxes that'll last into the first week of the new year
NL, just so you know, RUclips unsubscribe me from your channel. I know this kind of thing has been happening elsewhere but it's the first time it has happened to me, and to my favorite RUclipsr, nonetheless. Just thought you should know.
Someone might cheat and get the achievements, or, they could go online and most likely find a save file someone has uploaded, and then they would still get all the achievements unlocked as soon as they completed any single run. So why have mods stop achievements when this is an easy way around it?
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Thank you for putting these on youtube they are honestly some of the most entertaining media I consume.
Gareth Phipps same
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give PLAQUE
BaerTaffy give London olympics 2012
BaerTaffy :p
100,000 subs are so close!!! Go Taffy!
I ate tater tots
BaerTaffy cancer
THANK GOD. I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO WATCH FOR THE PAST HOUR. BLESS.
Nina couldn't you just watch some vods on twitch?
ZeroIronWolf twitch player is garbage
I don't really watch twitch because for me it just constantly buffers which is why I wait for NL to post the NLSS stuff on RUclips. I have pretty shit internet. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Mine's decent, but it still stutters on some streams for some reasons.
egg has graced us once again with the s+ tier docket and d grade samson run
I'd argue against gangbeasts being S tier. it's C tier at most.
Gοdfish it doesnt generate the memes of other games but gives so many good laughs
eyy i gotta d grade for ya right here
*gestures to penis*
+godfish nigga what are you smoking?
Wretched Mog I guess you got to raise your grade.
I love MALF's laugh. It sounds so joyful and whimsical.
Thanks.
someone please notice this comment scouring canine
"Uploaded 17 seconds ago" ... well then, I just finished the previous NLSS, guess I'm just gonna keep on keeping on!
Mythricia GG
RIP Chat 2017 - 2017, they had memes.
2016 chat already died in part 2016 of chat.
"So mad they don't know about Voiding Diplopia."
Well, whoever said that can just get screwed now, because single use items aren't stored anymore.
Jordan Bl awww
honestly quite a fair change.
An S tier docket brought down to an A tier docket because no Josh.
I feel it would be the opposite.
Robert Stenzel you don't like Josh?
...I'm not even mad, just genuinely surprised.
Tech Jet I like Josh, I just don't think his presence not being there makes the NLSS worse, it might make it better if he is there, but definitely not worse.
Black Mask I consider S tier to be the best the NLSS can possibly be.
Without having Josh, the NLSS can't be at it's best. It's missing that staple childlike wonder we all know & love.
Tech Jet I'm not a fan of Josh. Just something about him and his humor doesn't work for me, but its not like he makes a stream unwatchable. For me, a perfect lineup is NL, Nick, Rob, and Austin.
Quipplash is actually the best game for streaming, its entertaining and is always different.
Cyka Blyat see NLSS Dark Souls
"So you're saying you could fuck a treasure chest open?
Possibly one of the best quotes from Nek of all time.
"I'm the Racemaster"
-NL 2017
I love that if you listen closely, you can hear Rob blazing it up.
What happened to Space Beast Terror Fright
Princess Harmony Moonlight i dont think they liked it enough
Princess Harmony Moonlight it was a josh game so i dont expect it to show up except on josh days
waiting for updates
Thats a shame because it was fun to watch and they seemed to enjoy it
!FRIENDLY!
I haven't laughed this much in a long, long time. Gang Beasts is just something else.
S tier show for sure.
When you play D&D and you can really do anything if your DM is good enough. Genuinely. Like with NL's story about his acquaintance who ruined a D&D session, just let the dude hunt in the forest and make sure nothing happens at all, and let the other characters go into the castle. Having the party split up can be a pain but you just have to deal with it. And stupid things are very much encouraged. It's been explained as "Let them to try do whatever they want, and depending on how badly you want it to happen, make it easier". Like if I had a character try to fuck a chest open, I'd make them roll a dexterity check, and because it would be funny, but still hard, I'd make the roll need to be like a 15. Thats why I got into D&D. After years of falling into the trap of video games, with their limits, it was so refreshing to play a game where you could do anything. In a videogame, you might be able to talk to an NPC and get a precanned response. But in D&D you can find in NPC and get into a 10 minute conversation on whether or not cats would taste better than dogs, and then you can kick him in the balls, break into his house, and fuck his treasure chest open and steal his loot. Then when he gets back to you, you can convince him that you weren't the one at fault and that it was actually himself who kicked himself in the balls and robbed his chest.
My new dream NLSS bit is the cast singing Watching You, but with freestyle, on the spot nonsense lyrics.
Cork comes from the exterior of a neat tree, aswell. You should check out vids of people cutting it off of the tree, makes the most AMAZING sound ever, lol :)
"Calm down, Rob, it's only fifty bucks."
Uh... What? Apparently I overvalue dollars.
These guys are all on that RUclips/Twitch dolla dolla, fifty bucks is ten subs to them.
Always good to rewatch a classic strem
Hot damn, that's a beautiful docket!
you cant upload this at midnight expected me not to go to sleep at 3
I have to say I'm not normally one of those who comment about the docket, but it's actually a pretty goood docket.
2:17:22 actually streamer Tiger won the AT&T national tournament in 2012.
Chorus is Latin
Choir is French/Old English
anyone notice that the blimp level just says beef?
+Northernlion Love your new NLSS Thumbnail xD
1:10:08 What they were saying about the butthole circumference is probably from the game F.A.T.A.L. which is largely considered as one of the worst pen and paper games ever published. Sex in D&D is something that if used at all is usually handwaved in order to focus on other aspects of the game.
The other thing they may have been talking about is that some people actually took the average size of a butthole and then used the rules of entering small spaces and built characters (of smaller size) who could actually literally jump up people's asses and blow them up from inside.
This is usually frowned upon.
55:26, Listen to the Adventure Zone Nl. It's a DnD Podcast, and the Petals to the Metal part of their campaign is basically fast and the furious, but fantasy like.
Weird thing for an astronaut to say on the moon:
"I can't believe I'm the first blind man to go to mars!"
I think the movie Rob was thinking of about the ball pump is Dodgeball? White Goodman has one
Jake Cordiner Nah man, the movie is called Shazam.
Fast And Furious tabletop RPG variant is an ironically funny idea considering Vin Diesel is a huge DnD player himself.
I fucking love MALF being on the NLSS. His brand of humour complements the rest so well.
I really appreciate you saying that. It's a fun time for me being on the show, but it's nice to hear that others enjoy my presence on it. :D
I live in South Africa, and I've watched Just For Laughs many times.
Yeah, same. Always on SABC 2 for the plebs who don't have DSTV. Quite surprised to find out it's Canadian.
Rinus Luijk nah dog, it's on DSTV.
Don't know which channel, but it's there.
Rinus Luijk If Canada has one thing, it's comedy. Montreal and the Just For Laughs Festival is a central hub for stand up.
You got me with the just for laughs: gags reference, thats 4am tv right there.
God damn this started after a new quiplash video and I forgot Ryan use to put on a voice back in the day. I thought it was Baer talking
the difference between choir and chorus is usually size. Choir is usually bigger, but they are often interchangeable.
10:48 "From Sweden to MAHN-TREE-ULL"
the fact that they talked about DND for the last part of the first hour gives me hope that one day we will have a DNDNLSS
Fast and Furious D&D is the literal greatest thing mankind has created.
I'm sure you get a thousand of these a day, but I would LOVE to run a game with your guys.
g o d t i e r d o c k e t
u c
s c
Pls no
ucsc?
"is there a fast and furious themed dnd campaign?" The Adventure Zone podcast. Petals to the Metal arc.
"I thought it said Santa" I KNEW IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN, so funny
I'm sure others have already mentioned it, but the new thumbnail is very.. *ahem* complimentary, NL. You should really thank Dracula Fetus for the strategic shading on the Lefty Flip...
When you thought life couldn't get any better.
NL
YOu should make a mod that shows you what items void has consumed
Gang beasts is by far the funniest thing I've seen and the reactions you guys have had me in tears. It was great please show more of this hilarity.
Just started vid but already love it
You should have a full D&D stream!
this docket gives me life
Greatest video I've ever watched gang beasts s+++
Can NL make Gang Beasts a regular RUclips series
I would have a blast DMing Nick's dating adventure while still doing everyone else's normal beat the bad guy adventure. I'd even try to loop them up to meet again if I could swing it; like the lady he dated is the real bad guy.
NL, lower your volume please... When you get louder, I have to turn the volume down and then I cannot hear Rob or Nick...
I just watched the first segment and clicked off thinking it was the end of the video, now I'm back.
Love your stuff NL
Whats the problem with Ice Road Wiggers?
Exactly, as the black guy watching these, I get a kick out of them making jokes in that area because they try hard not to offend anyone.
All hail our new race master!
S++ tier docket
On the D&D subject:
- One of the simplest and most reasonable requests you can make is the "skeleton" scenario, more widely known as the "kick in the door" style of play. You get to the dungeon, you kick in the door, you kill all the monsters, you take all the loot. Easy for the GM, easy for the players, doesn't even need to take a lot of time. The only bad bit is that you may do a lot of fighting, which gets old, in my opinion. It's just dice rolls over and over again unless someone tries to get creative.
- There are tabletop RPGs other than D&D which may be better-tailored to a less serious playstyle, and D&D doesn't need to be the "gateway game" to play all tabletop RPGs (though it's not bad, it does have a lot of calculations which can slow down the play-- then again, there are very few RPGs that don't have that).
- Sex scenes are usually not played out. Depending on the group and their comfort levels, sex can be included, but the "camera" usually "fades to black." But hey, if the GM is good enough...
- You don't roll for literally everything. You only roll when results aren't certain. You don't roll to stab a shackled prisoner; you just stab them. While other outcomes could technically occur, it just makes the game "flow" better to let some things just happen. Conversely, you cannot roll to, say, speak to someone in a language you don't know.
- Vampire the Masquerade (and the more recent Vampire the Requiem) are part of a really, really huge universe of roleplaying games known as the "World of Darkness." You probably don't want to play that, because GMs may get passionate about the universe and become upset if you do stupid stuff.
- While four hours of playing per session is the "standard" according to most RPGs, you can play more or less. Additionally, you can have "short" campaigns of only a few sessions, or "one-shots" of only a single session.
- "Dungeon master" is a term more exclusive to high-fantasy campaigns. "Game master" is the more universal term, but means pretty much the same thing (there are no dungeons in, say, sci-fi campaigns).
When i played D&D I had a friend who, every chance he would get he would try to bring the whole game to a screeching halt so he could try to put his dick in something. he thought it was hilarious, but he was the only character in our party who couldn't see in the dark, so in dungeons and caves and what not we would rush ahead and put out all the torches so he was blind during every fight. it was great payback.
"Pressure, pushing down on me, pushing down on you... oh man that's tough"!??
Boi the lyric is "No man asked for"
A northernlion dnd thing would be excellent
Hearthstone RNG would be fine to replicate in the real world... "Raven Idol: Take one copy of every druid and neutral minion, OR one copy of every druid spell (including cards you don't actually own); if you chose spells, select 3 random cards from the pile and choose one to add to your hand. If you chose minions, create two piles, then roll 3 D5, for each roll of a 1, take a random card from the neutral pile, take a random card from the druid pile for any other result, choose one to add to your hand." See? Perfectly reasonable!
Gang beats always makes me laugh even tho it rarely works.
does anyone have a link to the "3d malf head" on reddit?
I'm going to need to douse my phone in holy water after this...
Yo, is this the NLSS where it was "king of the hobos" and "its earthquake time"? And if so when?
ColourlessAmiba na dawg. Previous one was that.
Thanks mate.
A moment of silence for chat.
There was a portal next to the chest
Rob's Japanese voice fills me with joy.
someone should be the gigahorse or the interceptor in R&R
How many times has NL picked up chaos without then picking up the consumables it drops? Every time, I swear!
OH MAN S TIER DOCKET
I shit myself when nl hoisted up rob like some victory rag
does anyone else think northern moves more sporadically than anyone else in gang beasts? it's hilarious
the clicker worked for me for a bit, but then I used the void an it bugged out an I lost the void item
Thank you Rob, that's exactly why Under Pressure is Over Rated and far worse than Hotel California.
OH MAN THAT'S TOUGH?!?! NL IT'S NO MAN ASKED FOR
You've never seen a giant novelty paperclip? They sell them at Spencers for $3
And funny enough the Egg is right, oranges were considered a commodity of sorts back then, hell I'm eating some right now because Germans love 'em during the Holiday season and sell them in big boxes that'll last into the first week of the new year
169% I would watch the shit out of an NLSS d&d series
NL, just so you know, RUclips unsubscribe me from your channel. I know this kind of thing has been happening elsewhere but it's the first time it has happened to me, and to my favorite RUclipsr, nonetheless. Just thought you should know.
why does he read the prompts, can the others not see it and if so then why?
It's just kind of an established thing, plus the others have said in the past they enjoy egg reading the prompts.
DPowered Smith also some people like to listen to the quiplash segment without watching
This reality talk makes me think of allegory of the cave and The Matrix
Who's flicking the Zippo? Haha is that Nick?
1:24:32 some of the best shit I've ever seen in my short few months following the NLSS
MALF ROCKS
MALF, you rock!
I voided a void and it did nothing that I could tell.
shoulda done the Lilith run
fuckin S+++ tier docket
I don't understand how people can not like Rob.
Someone might cheat and get the achievements, or, they could go online and most likely find a save file someone has uploaded, and then they would still get all the achievements unlocked as soon as they completed any single run. So why have mods stop achievements when this is an easy way around it?
1:10:00 That's not D&D...That's a different pen and paper RPG, FATAL. And it's 100% true.
Actually strimmer, you can continue using the d10 for the random, just loop back around.
He types, HE SCORES LAST COMMENT. What a legend!
REGRUB originates at 1:50:30
father, my sleep is important. Why must you upload this so late?
egg master
Ultralight docket