How dare the developers put in a puzzle boss? Furthermore never consulting Phil during the development to see what was acceptable from Phil a professional gamer. The audacity!!!
Someone with narcissistic personality disorder NPD (mental illness) Upset other people often Struggle to keep relationships Put themself first Think they know the “right” way Think about themself most of the time and talk about themself a lot
@@hahahahaha7237just because you're married doesn't mean you are caring. The way Phil treats kat like a servant or a mother, shows us his true feelings for her. She annoys him.
That fire puppet is a joke. You literally step around him, and spam charge attacks to his back, then crit him when he's down. You don't have to block EVERYTHING. He knows that, right? Also, DSP was fighting a fire enemy while having Flamberge and a fire grinder equipped? What an idiot. It's surprising he can sit and breathe at the same time without his stream chat.
Why would you change your arm and grinder for one enemy an I'm p sure this was before you even get a different grinder anyway. Also not that easy to just walk around him in close quarters like that it gets easier when you see them in different areas.
My issue isn't the fact that he isn't positioning the best, it's that this game is designed for you to learn enemies and bosses. It feels bad dying sure. But it's not like blocking is impossible. Every hit that happens is ultimately his fault, and yet he blames the game as always.
The only thing that sucks about that fight (which you can just run past) is the lack of space. The one hit down crap is dumb, tho (until you can fast dodge off the ground).
Problem is the enemies keep mashing jab and he can’t do anything about it because there isn’t any latency to slow the pattern down. So therefore he did nothing wrong.
Never seen someone exclusively mash R1. No Dodge, no legion arm, no maneuvers. Just literally stands in one spot praying he can parry or recharge his empty estus in time.
I was crying with laughter when he couldn't figure out the invisible scarab in elden ring and got to the point of shouting and swearing up and down that the developers were wasting his time. He is so monumentally stupid
That would be the troll of the century, if it was true id give him mad props but it's unlikely. Like the dude said above me, he has zero self awareness.
Just once I want Phil to insult the devs enough that they decide to sue phil for defamation lol You know he wouldn't be able to afford a lawyer to defend himself.
The boss or trash mob turns red, a game mechanic in countless games, the game still procedes to give you a tutorial tip at the begining area, an obviously unblockable heavy attack is telegraphed for 2-3 second, plenty enough to get the f away, gin brain pigroach tries to block, gets destroyed and starts complaining. I rest my case.
when he starts going after devs with no merit to what he is saying, they should cease and desist him from their games... if enough companies did this and stopped him earning with their property, the meltdown would be glorious
He's this far into the game and he's still trying to block unblockable attacks. I haven't even played the game and I recognize that an enemy glowing red means move out of the way and I'm certain that the game includes this info in it's tutorial. Edit: Didn't know you could parry them. My bad. Doesn't make him getting pancaked any less funny though.
That is why I don't go to Sportclips.... geez, that haircut is terrible. The stylist was like eww I am not touching that, whatever the hell is that. Hairline? Your mom brushed your hair till you were a teenager? I bet he did not tip the stylist for surviving that haircut....
So many memes I could comment. He did everything correct. At any moment he could pick up a controller.... he's pickled his brain with alcohol and gotcha games and lack of interaction with people. It's wild that he still does this but we all know his ego won't let him stop
It's actually frustrating seeing how much he utterly sucks at this game. Claims he has high damage output and he can't kill the equivalent of a crystal lizard a part that took me one attempt before I understood what to do .
parry is literally one of the primary mechanics of lies of p. the game even has training dummies for you to practice. but pigboy refuses to put effort into it
He was so full of praise for this game a while back. Now, it’s shit. When Lords of the Fallen 2 comes out, this game will magically become good again while he’s sucking at that game.
>moves character up against wall and tries to rotate camera
>"I CANT SEE!!!!"
Every. Single. Time. 🤦🏾♂️
15 years of content creation with the same excuses every time.
How dare the developers put in a puzzle boss? Furthermore never consulting Phil during the development to see what was acceptable from Phil a professional gamer.
The audacity!!!
It's crazy to me that in 2023...2023!!! We still have game devs that don't ask DSP what HE wants in their games. Makes me sick!
WUUUUT? IT'S A PUZZLE?? ARE YOU SERIOUS???? HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT!?!?! 😂😂😂😂🤮🤮
How do these stupid morhans not realize that this is Phil’s world and we’re supposed to all be living in it on his terms dood?
His barber is definitely a detractor LMAO
Phil dyes his hair 😂 no wonder the haircut is so expensive
his hairline on the right hand side is in a different area code 😂
What brand of butter knife did he use to get that fade lmao
When he leaned forward so you could see it from the top my jaw dropped. He's like 75% bald
That's what not sleeping at 3 AM while rubbing your hands through your head from worrying about paying your bills next week will do to ya.
I hate how he says its a watse if his time as if this isnt his job. Imagine being at work and telling your boss that working is a waste of your time
Someone with narcissistic personality disorder NPD (mental illness)
Upset other people often
Struggle to keep relationships
Put themself first
Think they know the “right” way
Think about themself most of the time and talk about themself a lot
if you dont put yourself first then youre just a moron though
only exception is wife and kids
@@hahahahaha7237just because you're married doesn't mean you are caring. The way Phil treats kat like a servant or a mother, shows us his true feelings for her. She annoys him.
@@MerryOlSoulGigglesmith I have a small feeling his childhood shaped the way he is today.
I feel everyone today has thar
anything he cant brute force = puzzle
Pretty much, right? He's a special kind of 'special'
@@davidrosensin7985damn bro hit him with the special special lol
That fire puppet is a joke. You literally step around him, and spam charge attacks to his back, then crit him when he's down. You don't have to block EVERYTHING. He knows that, right?
Also, DSP was fighting a fire enemy while having Flamberge and a fire grinder equipped? What an idiot. It's surprising he can sit and breathe at the same time without his stream chat.
He's incredibly lazy, so he tries to parry every attack because it requires less thought than dodging or manoeuvring.
Why would you change your arm and grinder for one enemy an I'm p sure this was before you even get a different grinder anyway. Also not that easy to just walk around him in close quarters like that it gets easier when you see them in different areas.
My issue isn't the fact that he isn't positioning the best, it's that this game is designed for you to learn enemies and bosses. It feels bad dying sure. But it's not like blocking is impossible. Every hit that happens is ultimately his fault, and yet he blames the game as always.
The only thing that sucks about that fight (which you can just run past) is the lack of space. The one hit down crap is dumb, tho (until you can fast dodge off the ground).
@@BovineInterventionok Derich
"unless you guys know how to do it i dont wont bother with it" yeah realy self sufficient like always.
edit: the game is great btw
Blows my mind he can breathe and walk at the same time.
I can’t appreciate god enough for not making me like dsp
62+ IQ gang 🔥🔥
I appreciate my own instinct and moral compass that made me stop being a fan of his when I saw the John and Howard response video.
Single player game and still can't parry
Is it lag Phil? or is it the enemy using top tier character?
single player enemies are mashing patterns and not outplaying him in any way!
Offline lag lags harder.
They didn’t earn any hits. It was terrible net code and pattern play. He was agains the wall and couldn’t guess right. If only his combo didn’t drop.
Problem is the enemies keep mashing jab and he can’t do anything about it because there isn’t any latency to slow the pattern down. So therefore he did nothing wrong.
These comments 😂
I see Phil is doing his usual just try to brute force the enemy until his chat tells him what to do
he's going in with confidence because he's using a guide
Never seen someone exclusively mash R1. No Dodge, no legion arm, no maneuvers. Just literally stands in one spot praying he can parry or recharge his empty estus in time.
He always gets pissed whenever he can't brute force his way through.
I was crying with laughter when he couldn't figure out the invisible scarab in elden ring and got to the point of shouting and swearing up and down that the developers were wasting his time. He is so monumentally stupid
Take in that people actually pay money to see this kind of content 😬 😬
Funny thing is they don’t have to pay. They can watch for free
Everytime i see his dents and paypigs being so supportive of him i puke
They get a huge pile of dinosaur feces as entertainment.
"I did nothing wrong. I did everything right." - DSP
Your words will be his last complaint on this earth. How funny would his tombstone be with those words.
What if DSP was secretly running this RUclips channel and making bank on his status
Phil doesn't have enough self-awareness to do that
That would be the troll of the century, if it was true id give him mad props but it's unlikely. Like the dude said above me, he has zero self awareness.
I don’t get how players will back themselves into a wall and then complain about not being able to see. Like dude, you’re controlling the character
Of course! Of course... never his fault.
And here comes the insults, I dunno how far he is into the game but I assume he isn't that far so I guess this will be quite a ride.
he's not very far in he'll take a while yet
Chapter 2 of 11
@@jaguarjosh24 Oh no... 😂👌
Boss is mashing jab and doing random supers, nothing he could do
PAHSITIVE!
MEANINGFUL!
CAHNTENT!
CHILLLLLLLLLLLL
Its funny that he hype this game up and say it was good now hes bitching and complaining.
Classic phil
And then when he plays another souls like game, he'll complain about that one and praise lies of P
Yup basically every game is like this with him.
ah yes, just Philip Paul Burnell doing Philip Paul Burnell things as usual
That boss was using nothing but safe online combos, total scrub dewd!
I don't even wanna play videogames anymore cause of this dude lol. Always complaining 😂
In the dictionary, next to the definition of insanity, is a picture of Phil.
The boss had a shitty wifi connection and was using standard patterns. He's using STRINGS!!
Gotta love how he's played like 10, 20 fromsoft souls-like games and still complains about the camera tills this day jeez lol
Can't have a Phil's excuses drinking game without being taken to the hospital.
Dsp doesn't seem to enjoy anything anymore.. It's just a rush through and how much money can you make? Pig roach perfectly describes him.
Lies of Phil
I see One Minute man got him to the Tier 1 tip goal. Phil treating himself today.
I wish the developers would literally strike his videos for calling them assholes.
Just once I want Phil to insult the devs enough that they decide to sue phil for defamation lol
You know he wouldn't be able to afford a lawyer to defend himself.
I want the SF6 and MK1 devs to ban all of his accounts. That would be delicious salt.
@@BrotatoBowlI bet instead of making another account he'd buy a whole console to play again
God only knows what kind of advancements humanity would've made of not for the devs wasting Daves time...
I love how progressively more annoyed he gets the more he fights a boss.
gamers like phil are why so many games are walking simulator cutscene games
The boss or trash mob turns red, a game mechanic in countless games, the game still procedes to give you a tutorial tip at the begining area, an obviously unblockable heavy attack is telegraphed for 2-3 second, plenty enough to get the f away, gin brain pigroach tries to block, gets destroyed and starts complaining. I rest my case.
If he thinks this boss is hard oh boy I can’t wait for the others he’s really gonna cry
omg that hair 🤮🤮🤮
🤮🤮🤮🤮
This dude facetanks EVERYTHING 😂😂😂 good lord lol
I cannot say much there because in the Mega Man series, I'd face tank the hell out of a robot master if I had to. Haha.
3:00 • that boss looks insane! I gotta get this game
Ikr, looks cool af.
Amusing seeing him get pissed off for not being able to kill a butterfly.
looks like you attack the butterfly for half health, than turn your back and listen for the sound cue than attack again.
DSP: THE CUBE DID NOTHING
::watches health increases every few seconds as intended::
I never heard ANYONE has something is a "puzzle boss" and I'm convinced this is the one thing DSP actually came up with
Puzzle boss is a pretty widely used term, honestly...just DSP uses it for fights that aren't puzzle bosses because he's a moron.
There’s plenty of puzzle bosses. Bed of Chaos being one of them.
@SteveyTheEx-Eevee wow has plenty of them. Another one is seath the scaleless. Or plenty of Zelda bosses.
@@milkinobama bed of chaos is a gimmick boss. That's what dsp means when he says 'puzzle boss'. He's just too dumb to think of the word gimmick.
@@milkinobama seath isn't a puzzle boss either. It's a regular boss that has a bit of a gimmick at the start. None of these are puzzles.
"I can't see"
Phil you are pulling a Ludwig all over again.
5:13 Literally just spamming attacks, 10/10 meaningful content.
when he starts going after devs with no merit to what he is saying, they should cease and desist him from their games... if enough companies did this and stopped him earning with their property, the meltdown would be glorious
Problem is that would violate the first amendment
He's this far into the game and he's still trying to block unblockable attacks. I haven't even played the game and I recognize that an enemy glowing red means move out of the way and I'm certain that the game includes this info in it's tutorial.
Edit: Didn't know you could parry them. My bad. Doesn't make him getting pancaked any less funny though.
I figured that out playing the demo
To be fair to him, red attacks means that they can only be parried. So as long as you have the timing, parrying red attacks is a good thing.
Does a lot more stagger dmg but has to be perfect parried
Yeah typical Phil knows the boss has two forms. Such a smart guy to anticipate that.
I love that he gets worked up and actually whines out loud about a butterfly.
Amazing, a full 180 turn in just a couple of gameplay hours lmao
Dude was seriously attacking the wall crying about not being able to see.
Should of use lightnings element against that machine. Way easier to deal with.
Wait, every attack is slow? So he xant parry it or dodge still?
this is a result of Phil not thinking for himself, and trying to face tank everything
That is why I don't go to Sportclips.... geez, that haircut is terrible. The stylist was like eww I am not touching that, whatever the hell is that. Hairline? Your mom brushed your hair till you were a teenager?
I bet he did not tip the stylist for surviving that haircut....
All this hate, rage and insulting the developers over a THIS.
Backs into a corner.... "I CAN'T SEE!!"
DSP is so boring and predictable now its annoying af.
Him getting batted down by every enemy cause he’s bad is hilarious 😂😂
Leave it to Phil to think that HIS time is what game dev's should consider.
Phil is basically that spoiled kid whom, when he has a birthday party and when something goes wrong, throws a tantrum or attacks other people.
DSP: "I HATE puzzle bosses man!"
chat holds his hand sooo much lmao
" I have no complaints about this game."
Dude isn't even a boss.
Why does he never dodge?
Because that requires intelligent gameplay to be in Phil's wheelhouse.
a Puzzle Enemy? wtf is that?
When You have to think a little a bit to beat it i guess
So many memes I could comment. He did everything correct. At any moment he could pick up a controller.... he's pickled his brain with alcohol and gotcha games and lack of interaction with people. It's wild that he still does this but we all know his ego won't let him stop
I killed that butterfly in one try 😂
I really wish devs would strike his channel when he insults them
"Another. Fuckin. Puzzle BAWS"
bested by the butterfly. priceless.
DSP tactic 101 face tank and heal
The TIHYDP of this is going to be fire
typical dsp fashion crap on the devs because piggy can't cheese through the boss
Remember guys, DarkSydePhil is a character, his schtick. It's not Phil, he evahlved ack ack ack *snorts*
he cant see because he uses the lock on...
As soon as I heard he was gonna play this my immediate thought was; I bet the developers are assholes 😂
Puzzle Boss strikes again
It's actually frustrating seeing how much he utterly sucks at this game.
Claims he has high damage output and he can't kill the equivalent of a crystal lizard a part that took me one attempt before I understood what to do .
F0rmer "pro??" Fighter my butcheeks
He’s going to complain and call the first boss in the re4 dlc a puzzle boss, isn’t he?
For someone who has been playing video games for 15 years plus, snort burnell really doesn't have the ability to think outside the box.
Yeah Phil’s time is very valuable. Don’t you know he’s got jpegs to pull?
Once he gets late game he'll wagequit no doubt in my mind some of those late game bosses are wack as fuck
parry is literally one of the primary mechanics of lies of p. the game even has training dummies for you to practice. but pigboy refuses to put effort into it
The pig only knows how to squeal
How long on this game before the guides and chat hand holding.
The enemy is playing an offline pattern, he can't do anything dood
All of Phil's time is a waste of time
I thought you couldn't parry the glowing red attacks?
Thats the only think you can actually do, parry them. You cannot evade or block them.
@@Snakee423 You either parry it or be outside of it's range.
@@Snakee423 I’m pretty sure the tutorial said the red glowing attacks you cannot parry and must dodge out of range
his hair line literally looks like this symbol \
“Racist, jokes insults to game developers and everything- that hasn’t happened in SO LONG”
The sad part is that Phil technically must be considered a pro gamer. I have never seen one with a skill level quite this low however :D
I hope he tries r1 spamming his way thru the entire game.
@9:14 mans couldnt kill a butterfly but has good damage output -_-
He was so full of praise for this game a while back. Now, it’s shit. When Lords of the Fallen 2 comes out, this game will magically become good again while he’s sucking at that game.
Remember guys, he loves this game.
04:40 Was he confusing the wall with the boss or is this what you are supposed to do?
love how this dude has been a "gamer" for years and still doesnt understand how a camera in a video game works