Bubsy 3D absolutely blows.

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  • @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819
    @bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819 2 месяца назад +445

    Those are the early stages. You haven't even made it to the real bullshit.

    • @HelloImGaming
      @HelloImGaming  2 месяца назад +226

      That's why I bailed out 🧗

    • @Elijah90348
      @Elijah90348 2 месяца назад +43

      it gets WORSE?!

    • @nakarilexfortaine2897
      @nakarilexfortaine2897 2 месяца назад +60

      ​@@Elijah90348Notoriously. It doesn't help that this game just drags on you. It fights you at every turn, and by the time you're getting to the more "difficult" levels, you're fighting back.
      There's no level of redeeming this experience. I'll give them that they were trying something experimental at the time, but the experiment failed on every level.

    • @PerfectlySaneLutheran
      @PerfectlySaneLutheran 2 месяца назад +10

      @@HelloImGaming No balls.

    • @Dumb_Furry_UwU
      @Dumb_Furry_UwU 2 месяца назад +1

      Seriously I'm the only one?.. fine here we g- "EVERY MORNIN' AT THE MINE YOU COULD SEE HIM ARRIVE, HE STOOD SIX-FOOT-SIX AND WEIGHED TWO-FORTYFIVE. KINDA BROAD AT THE SHOULDER AND NARR'UH AT DUH HIP. AND EVERYBODY KNOW YOU DIDN'T GIV NO LIP, TO Big John"

  • @CocoHutzpah
    @CocoHutzpah 2 месяца назад +396

    I remember seeing a quote from the director that went along the lines of, "Super Mario 64 released a few weeks before Bubsy 3D and we realized we were screwed."

    • @A.P.P.L.E7
      @A.P.P.L.E7 2 месяца назад +21

      Mario do hit like that sometimes

    • @yukikofujiwara2144
      @yukikofujiwara2144 2 месяца назад +34

      This game looks like what a migraine feels like, and it feels like what cat farts smell like.
      It just smells like a CD, though, I checked.

    • @turbomario
      @turbomario 2 месяца назад +10

      Mario 64 was released months before Bubsy 3D - SM64 was June 96, Bubsy was October 96. I’m pretty sure this game was in development before Mario 64, and it shows

    • @catscanhavelittleasalami
      @catscanhavelittleasalami 11 дней назад

      oof, that's sad

  • @DrMatrix1231
    @DrMatrix1231 2 месяца назад +136

    Fun fact: Bubsy's va in this game is Lani Minella, the actress who would later voice Rouge the Bat in Sonic Adventure 2.

    • @MintyHobkin98
      @MintyHobkin98 2 месяца назад +8

      Youre kidding WHAT?

    • @DrMatrix1231
      @DrMatrix1231 2 месяца назад +8

      @@MintyHobkin98 nope, I'm not kidding.
      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lani_Minella

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 2 месяца назад +6

      Admittedly, I'm surprised to find out it's a woman!
      Granted, not as surprised swiss finding out Bart's VA was... but still fairly surprised, as I felt this had fairly masculine intonation lol

    • @DrMatrix1231
      @DrMatrix1231 2 месяца назад +12

      @@DUKE_of_RAMBLE that's the power a damn good VA.

    • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
      @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 2 месяца назад +3

      @@DrMatrix1231 Agreed 😎

  • @afeathereddinosaur
    @afeathereddinosaur 2 месяца назад +129

    Legends say the Bubsy team was very engaged in developing this game, aspiring to be the first game of its kind. Then Super Mario 64 came out while this game was still in development and all they could say was: "oh shit".

    • @thomasphillips885
      @thomasphillips885 2 месяца назад +21

      Then it got nailed again by Crash Bandicoot

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 месяца назад +17

      ​@@thomasphillips885and one more time for good measure by -Gex 3D- Spyro.the Dragon

    • @denether
      @denether Месяц назад +2

      Proof that being (or attempting to be) the first of something doesn’t mean its going to be good. You need to make something fun or something that players will enjoy in order (even if the genre has been either done never or thousands of times before) to be considered good.

  • @Mud-Brain
    @Mud-Brain 2 месяца назад +52

    god i've always wanted to drive a bobcat-flavoured tank through a low-poly nightmare

  • @Jeagles
    @Jeagles 2 месяца назад +102

    I’m convinced that you just took a hallucinogenic and then managed to screen record it somehow

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 месяца назад +7

      Wade just stuck his hand into gympie-gympie and recorded the pain shock induced delirium (it still was more pleasant than playing actual Bubsy 3D)

  • @j-pastel-yellow
    @j-pastel-yellow 2 месяца назад +51

    as one of the very few people who actually enjoys bubsy, bubsy 3d included, may dingus have mercy on your soul

  • @elbeetlebeasto
    @elbeetlebeasto 2 месяца назад +25

    *Vintage Gaming Rule #1:*
    _If it's moving on the screen, it's there to kill you. If it's not moving, it still might kill you_

  • @tonystechrepairs
    @tonystechrepairs 2 месяца назад +191

    Mate it's Bubsy. What'd ya expect?????????

    • @dingusboi7045
      @dingusboi7045 2 месяца назад +12

      i'm pretty sure that not even the modern bubsy is even good. (btw i've never played any bubsy game)

    • @nalds26
      @nalds26 2 месяца назад +5

      It has a Gold X Award, it must be good

    • @johsonug92
      @johsonug92 2 месяца назад +6

      Come on mate, what could possibly go wrong?

  • @_.leafsheep._
    @_.leafsheep._ 2 месяца назад +47

    i’m six seconds in. this is already borked in the best way possible

  • @oli_gordon
    @oli_gordon 2 месяца назад +73

    Eidetic actually made syphon filter after making this

    • @shaikhulud1989
      @shaikhulud1989 2 месяца назад +10

      It’s basically a game made by what is currently known as Sony Bend, yeah. Despite the gameplay Mark Cerny was very impressed with the PS1 3D engine that was created from scratch for this disaster and that landed Eidetic job at Sony.

    • @IntegerOfDoom
      @IntegerOfDoom 2 месяца назад +1

      I actually loved that game back in the day.

  • @madmaxius1334
    @madmaxius1334 2 месяца назад +17

    This makes Jacob the Farmer look like Elden Ring

  • @buttersddragon
    @buttersddragon 2 месяца назад +26

    seeing bubsy explode into polygons without hearing the glass shattering sound effect feels so wrong

  • @Stjaernljus
    @Stjaernljus 2 месяца назад +23

    What could pawsibly go wrong?

    • @894MUSIC
      @894MUSIC 2 месяца назад +2

      everything, m8.

  • @TRIVIA5209
    @TRIVIA5209 2 месяца назад +81

    Man… the fact that this released the same year as Mario 64 is crazy. Mario 64 has like best movement out of any game, while bubsy is like a worse controlling version of death stranding

    • @SUPERBOBESPONJA1000
      @SUPERBOBESPONJA1000 2 месяца назад +5

      The same year as Crash Bandicoot aswell

    • @skyraider87
      @skyraider87 2 месяца назад +7

      I highly disagree with Super Mario 64 giving the best movement out of all 3d platformers. It's a good game and controls fine, but there's far, far better

    • @TRIVIA5209
      @TRIVIA5209 2 месяца назад

      @@skyraider87 name any game ever. I’ll wait

    • @skyraider87
      @skyraider87 2 месяца назад +9

      @@TRIVIA5209 *inhales* Super Mario Galaxy, Super Mario Galaxy 2, Super Mario Odyssey, Super Mario 3D land and World, Super Mario Sunshine, and that's just 3D Mario games. 64 laid the groundwork, but it's not this perfect game that people claim it is

    • @TRIVIA5209
      @TRIVIA5209 2 месяца назад

      @@skyraider87 literally none of those are better than 64. Galaxy is sluggish, sunshine isn’t precise, world isn’t even the same type of game, and odyssey is good but doesn’t have the BLJ

  • @promaster-qf5wm
    @promaster-qf5wm 2 месяца назад +17

    this is like screaming at Wade's house

  • @ZeroCrystal
    @ZeroCrystal 2 месяца назад +30

    Oh, Gaming, my dear, sweet summer child... The pain... This game hurts me down to my soul. This game should only be used as a warning to the future...

  • @echodelta2172
    @echodelta2172 2 месяца назад +13

    ol m8 sacrifices his time and sanity for us playing a bona fide nugget, we don't deserve him.

  • @seanmckelvey6618
    @seanmckelvey6618 2 месяца назад +10

    The most tragic thing about Bubsy 3D is that 1996 release date really, because if it had been released like a year or two earlier it would have been forgotten, but having it go up against Mario 64 and Crash Bandicoot really just puts into perspective how ass backwards the whole game is.

  • @FenrirBoi
    @FenrirBoi 2 месяца назад +26

    OH HE PLAYING PEAK FICTION

    • @fredfazz67
      @fredfazz67 2 месяца назад +1

      What? I have never played a bubsy game but bubsy 3d is bad

    • @SUPERBOBESPONJA1000
      @SUPERBOBESPONJA1000 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@fredfazz67joke went over ya head

    • @aussiejo5764
      @aussiejo5764 2 месяца назад +1

      Wait he’s playing YIIK? Awesome

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte 2 месяца назад +29

    When people ask me how old I am, I tell them I'm as old as OBD-2 for cars. I'm now going to tell people I'm as old as Bubsy 3D.

  • @Durocel
    @Durocel 2 месяца назад +4

    I loved how you turned into Aussie AVGN in some parts of the video, with the fart noises and the angry mumble.

  • @Mazda13bRotary
    @Mazda13bRotary 2 месяца назад +4

    Bubsy's controls are like driving a Ford Model T

  • @ZeroWind2014
    @ZeroWind2014 2 месяца назад +2

    "What could possibly go wrong?"
    This game?

  • @Dmu_girl-2008
    @Dmu_girl-2008 2 месяца назад +8

    The ps1 game start up sound gave me nostalgia. I’m really glad I missed this game though.

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 2 месяца назад +2

      If you mean the moment at 0:38, it's a PS2 startup sequence.

  • @joeycraighead5595
    @joeycraighead5595 2 месяца назад +3

    I just realized that Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom is basically this control scheme done right.

  • @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer
    @Friendly_Neighborhood_Dozer 2 месяца назад +13

    Please play BABBDI. It's free, it's jank, it's weird. You'll love it.

    • @Bane_Amesta
      @Bane_Amesta 2 месяца назад +1

      This. It actually controls like a videogame too lol

  • @kokohanahana
    @kokohanahana 2 месяца назад +6

    BUT MR GAMING, IT WON THE GOLD X AWARD

  • @ToastNova
    @ToastNova 2 месяца назад +1

    bro manifested the Bubsy Purrfect Collection into existance

  • @Frank_Pods
    @Frank_Pods 2 месяца назад +2

    Genuinely amazed you played this for longer than 10 minutes

  • @kobalt_ren01
    @kobalt_ren01 2 месяца назад +2

    6:03 Oh that might be a reference to an old myth of people bobbing up twice before drowning from older cartoons, I'm not sure though.

  • @Only_Ameen04
    @Only_Ameen04 2 месяца назад +4

    Oh god I actually got headache just from watching this

  • @jasonparker3316
    @jasonparker3316 2 месяца назад +2

    Bubsy's voice is the kinda thing that would make a prisoner of war confess

  • @Yipper64
    @Yipper64 2 месяца назад +3

    The idea of having collectables that are also ammunition if you *dont* collect them is... a choice.

  • @chairgaming1997
    @chairgaming1997 2 месяца назад +3

    3:35 omg he has once more referenced bushworld adventures

  • @Jake76667
    @Jake76667 2 месяца назад +1

    true fact: this game came out in november 1996 in the usa and super mario 64 came out in june 1996 in japan first and then later in september in the usa, which gives bubsy 3d way less of an excuse

  • @Dragonfire511
    @Dragonfire511 2 месяца назад +1

    One of the most Nuggety nugget games ever.

  • @Psytherea
    @Psytherea 2 месяца назад +4

    Oh jeeze will we see Gex next for the topical "quips"?

  • @desherkhota8482
    @desherkhota8482 Месяц назад +1

    1996 Nokia 9000 Communicator

  • @justafluffball7414
    @justafluffball7414 2 месяца назад

    1:50 Wade's heavy breathing when Bubsy is rattling off stuff is too perfect 😂😂😂

  • @UPROARIOUSDINGUS
    @UPROARIOUSDINGUS 2 месяца назад +10

    can you pick me up a sausage roll?

  • @alexmercer7550
    @alexmercer7550 2 месяца назад

    The death animation is crazy

  • @Dumb_Furry_UwU
    @Dumb_Furry_UwU 2 месяца назад +1

    OG JonTron nostalgiaaaaaaa ^×^

  • @rronin820
    @rronin820 2 месяца назад +4

    NEW FUNNY GUY UPLOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Hankbob_Hillpants
    @Hankbob_Hillpants 2 месяца назад +1

    the first level looks like the archon grid from cruelty squad, but somehow worse

  • @strays6731
    @strays6731 2 месяца назад +2

    and only 2 years later we got half life. kinda crazy that

  • @21bifox
    @21bifox 2 месяца назад +1

    I forgot how much this hurts 😅

  • @korneliusfrik9545
    @korneliusfrik9545 2 месяца назад +1

    I watch this on a LG Google Nexus 5. runs in 1080p 60fps and just look at this ancient tech go!!! It's Android 5

    • @grantschilb8019
      @grantschilb8019 2 месяца назад +1

      I still use a Celeron 900 from 2010 💀

  • @tomtrublu
    @tomtrublu 2 месяца назад +3

    3:32 8 LONG DAYS TO BENDIGO MORTY! 8 LONG DAYSSSS

  • @WheezyLiam
    @WheezyLiam 2 месяца назад +1

    Sounds like the voice actor is really straining to do that voice.

  • @greenfurredtanuki
    @greenfurredtanuki 2 месяца назад +1

    This bobcat fell like a ton a bricks. Someone should take him to the doctors.

  • @timelesswolf9623
    @timelesswolf9623 2 месяца назад +1

    I don’t know if it will fit the purely munted quality of these iconic games but I reckon a small ep about Ty the Tasmanian tiger for the og Xbox would work. It is backwards compatible i think as well so yea.

  • @ultra0000_
    @ultra0000_ 2 месяца назад +4

    game suggestion: sonic 06, it would be funny i think

  • @Jazio_VT
    @Jazio_VT 2 месяца назад

    getting all rockets in this was hell, but when i learned there was a jump height glitch with the glide and select buttons, it made the non-water levels so much easier LOL
    don't do what i did (going for the good ending) unless you want a giggle from how wack this is

  • @0ButterBall
    @0ButterBall 2 месяца назад

    Imagine perfecting a blind and deaf speedrun of Bubsy 3D so that you would never have to look, hear, or properly play Bubsy 3D

  • @SodlidDesu
    @SodlidDesu 2 месяца назад

    A+ reference to Steel's weight compared to feather's weight.

  • @bgl-qg8fv
    @bgl-qg8fv 2 месяца назад

    also more bubsy content please

  • @simonpaul9795
    @simonpaul9795 2 месяца назад

    Goldeneye on n64 kicks it’s arse

  • @pierceswan87
    @pierceswan87 2 месяца назад

    Tha clam man had me 💀

  • @parasquared
    @parasquared 2 месяца назад

    if you're recording/streaming/whatev in OBS you can apply some transformations to correct it being in 16:9
    also lmao the absolute seething while bubsy talks about the platforms

  • @mfowl777
    @mfowl777 2 месяца назад +1

    "Why? Did Tony's liter board sweep hurt you this much? Did you make a bet with Tony where if he lost, he'd have to run on brake cleaner, and this would be your punishment if he sweeped?"

  • @karina2701
    @karina2701 2 месяца назад +1

    god not the days of writing down a code for your game save i kept all mine loose in my closet and id always lose them

  • @lucaseduardo-wf7hi
    @lucaseduardo-wf7hi 2 месяца назад

    I think if played this before, but at the same time not? Like if unlocked a portion of memory with this, but cant remember correctly.

  • @JeanMarceaux
    @JeanMarceaux 2 месяца назад

    If you think this is bad, wait till you see the add-on "Bubsy Visits The James Turrell Retrospective"

  • @RilGames.
    @RilGames. 2 месяца назад

    this is like that mushroom music meme, but its a game now

  • @Lizlodude
    @Lizlodude 2 месяца назад

    6:36 is really all you need to know

  • @taimaishu-nao1922
    @taimaishu-nao1922 2 месяца назад

    Hey Wade, wish you’d play Blast-O. That was a 3D platformer that I enjoyed a lot.

  • @goofyahhcat4k60fps
    @goofyahhcat4k60fps 2 месяца назад

    Gaming at finest

  • @kaikaiju
    @kaikaiju 2 месяца назад

    Bubtastic!

  • @PG-555
    @PG-555 2 месяца назад

    Bubsy 😮

  • @chaoarecool
    @chaoarecool 2 месяца назад

    WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!

  • @IsaoSoichiro
    @IsaoSoichiro 2 месяца назад

    Oh god, I looked up speed runs, and they exist. Kudos
    Also fav part of this video: 1:51

  • @AnAnonymousAuditor
    @AnAnonymousAuditor 2 месяца назад

    The environment reminds me of Cube: Defender of the Polyverse

  • @Shadow_God686
    @Shadow_God686 2 месяца назад +3

    Hows frank doing?

  • @Pepsiphopia
    @Pepsiphopia 2 месяца назад

    First time I have seen someone beat the first level

  • @Graylord88
    @Graylord88 2 месяца назад

    If you want to see this control style done right for a platformer on the PS1, try the Jumping Flash games. 2 in particular were one of my favourite childhood games.

  • @hikaru9624
    @hikaru9624 2 месяца назад

    Oh god this game. This was my favourite as a kid too! Child me was a raging idiot.

  • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
    @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 2 месяца назад

    _"Was in the dark days of 3D gaming, and pretty much no one knew how to do it."_
    Rise if the Triad - Dec 21, 1994
    Marathon II - Nov 24, 1995
    Duke Nukem 3D - Jan 29, 1996
    Quake 1 - June 22, 1996
    Mechwarrior II - Sept, 1996
    All 3D games that WEREN'T a clunky mess _(well, _*_mostly,_*_ MW II was a bit clunky lol)._
    Granted, granted... these were all *PC games,* but still! Game Pads were a thing even then...
    And _Rise of the Triad_ was kinda properly 3D, by the fact that it had bounce pads! (like Quake III or Unreal Tourney)
    So you had to watch out for idiots dynamically moving above you.

  • @JovanLemon
    @JovanLemon 2 месяца назад +3

    I have no clue what that guy is but he scares me

  • @der_kluger_gunther8391
    @der_kluger_gunther8391 2 месяца назад +1

    i have a dream: dank playing cd-i games. i swear pls, the faces of evil or hotel mario are perfect for this man. i beg you, try it at least. and yeah, comparing this to mario 64 is like: wtf is this sh!t? what they were thinking??!!

  • @adamscott9499
    @adamscott9499 2 месяца назад

    Fever dream simulator

  • @IntegerOfDoom
    @IntegerOfDoom 2 месяца назад

    It looks like babys first PS1 demo.

  • @HowIsAsh
    @HowIsAsh 2 месяца назад +1

    I don't know, the early spyro games were on PS1 and those looked good :P

  • @TechHippie
    @TechHippie 2 месяца назад

    I had this game. I tried SO many times to play, and like it. It took until a few years ago for me to see some videos pop up that explained why lol. I prefered Croc over this as far as early tank control games go.

  • @goddammiteythan
    @goddammiteythan 2 месяца назад

    New Hello I’m gaming video?? It’s been years!

  • @kalsvtg5169
    @kalsvtg5169 2 месяца назад

    If I had to choose between bubsy 3D and latest cod warzone, I'd choose bubsy every time.

  • @WilburJaywright
    @WilburJaywright 2 месяца назад

    This feels like if a generic version of the OG Sonic The Hedgehog cartoons was a game.

  • @yukikofujiwara2144
    @yukikofujiwara2144 2 месяца назад

    Oh, this is a good game. Even the game said so.

  • @pandesalvado4559
    @pandesalvado4559 2 месяца назад

    This thing came out two months after Crash Bandicoot 1, it literally had no chance

  • @300DBenz
    @300DBenz 2 месяца назад

    “You could feel the hate the developers had for the children who would play this.”

  • @vigilante3903
    @vigilante3903 2 месяца назад

    Please try maluch racer games someday, you will have great fun with these pieces of Polish games history

  • @Mario_bland
    @Mario_bland 2 месяца назад

    Oh, it has tank controls because its survival horror. Because it's a waking nightmare.

  • @MEMEMILITARY
    @MEMEMILITARY 2 месяца назад

    Dank bubs

  • @Alfiepowers
    @Alfiepowers 2 месяца назад

    I wonder if mike tyson voiced the character
    On helium.

  • @neojakemcc
    @neojakemcc Месяц назад +1

    Weren’t Crash Bandicoot and Super Mario 64 BOTH out at this time? This makes me sad.

  • @DUKE_of_RAMBLE
    @DUKE_of_RAMBLE 2 месяца назад

    Non-Euclidean cube alert! 🤣

  • @abhijithnarayan1370
    @abhijithnarayan1370 2 месяца назад

    WHERE DID IRISH DANK COME FROM FOR TWO SECONDS 11:06

  • @kabeeki
    @kabeeki 2 месяца назад +2

    I really hope this was scheduled upload and you didn't stay up to 12.30 to release this. Don't have horrible sleep habits like me.

  • @halfhydra7280
    @halfhydra7280 2 месяца назад

    Holy crap, was this a time when game concepts (checkpoints, etc) weren't common enough for people to know?

  • @DavidCaudry
    @DavidCaudry 2 месяца назад

    Oh no...