Avanash the Bones Guy | Escape From the Bloodkeep (SPOILERS)

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  • @BriannaZumbro
    @BriannaZumbro  3 года назад +36

    I also make dice! starlightdice.etsy.com

  • @TheOriginalElkstone
    @TheOriginalElkstone 3 года назад +2497

    Dude was a smith for hundreds of years, studied crown lore, mastered his craft...
    Then you ask one group of guys to keep your bones safe and suddenly you are known as "The Bones Guy"

    • @DCdabest
      @DCdabest 2 года назад

      Strong "D***sucker Mike" energy

    • @Gnome-kc7pr
      @Gnome-kc7pr Год назад +31

      Fr they hate to see a guyboss winnin

    • @ethanomcbride
      @ethanomcbride 8 месяцев назад +5

      THANK YOU

    • @nathanhettinger538
      @nathanhettinger538 5 месяцев назад +9

      Bro did not go to blacksmith school and get his Doctorate in crown lore to be known as "The Bones Guy" 😤

    • @remembernovember9059
      @remembernovember9059 2 месяца назад +2

      "I spent decades of my life perfecting my craft of blacksmithing. Do people call me Avanash the Master Blacksmith? No. I was the one who forged the original Crown of the Lord of Shadows. Do people call me Avanash the Crown Forger? No. But I show a healthy amount of concern over the safety of my bones and suddenly I'm Avanash the Bones Guy."

  • @jessarisetty
    @jessarisetty 3 года назад +3823

    I love how they were all like “nothing is gonna happen to your bones” and when Avanesh is like “cool so if I lose mine I get yours right” and suddenly they were all concerned about him getting their bones

    • @jeezuhskriste5759
      @jeezuhskriste5759 3 года назад +535

      Nobody cares about old Avanesh’s bones, but as soon as THEIRS are on the line, suddenly everyone is all for finding ways to keep bones in their respective bodies. No empathy I tell ya.

    • @shendudeamo6678
      @shendudeamo6678 3 года назад +120

      wouldn't you be too, though? You got to be careful with what you agree to, just in case of the off chance, edge case scenario that he DOES lose his bones, then guess who's on the hook to give them new bones. It's a world of magic, it's not too far off that magic or something could take his bones, and it could have been a magically binding agreement for all they know. Always check the fine print of all agreements in a fantasy world of magic :P

    • @IcyDragonPolaris
      @IcyDragonPolaris 3 года назад +19

      @@jeezuhskriste5759 I mean, they're villains

    • @liamross340
      @liamross340 3 года назад +22

      because there’s still a possibility however slim something will happen

    • @jessarisetty
      @jessarisetty 3 года назад +116

      @@jeezuhskriste5759 I mean really you lock a guy in a river in a box in a cage in a stone cave and then you ask him to build you a demon crown and when he VERY REASONABLY asks for protection for his bones FROM THE FUCKING RIVER suddenly you’re crazy? Like really who do these guys think they are a river??? Hahaha don’t take my bones hahah

  • @spenceduggs
    @spenceduggs Год назад +169

    The expectation created by "full crazy," followed by the most relaxed "oh heeeeeeey..." will never not make me laugh my ass off

  • @angrywizard3199
    @angrywizard3199 2 года назад +558

    I like that "You are the most stunning woman I have ever seen" means nothing since he's forgotten everything before the river

    • @oddbirdMusic
      @oddbirdMusic 11 месяцев назад +11

      Also she is literally half spider.

    • @mokithepepe2454
      @mokithepepe2454 6 месяцев назад +7

      @@oddbirdMusic is that a problem???

    • @cantaloupegodling352
      @cantaloupegodling352 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@oddbirdMusicWhy are you saying that as if it's in any way a negative.

    • @oddbirdMusic
      @oddbirdMusic Месяц назад

      @angrywizard3199 Well, it means she's prettier than other partymembers at least.
      @@cantaloupegodling352 Mostly the arachnophobia on my part

  • @solarcupid2583
    @solarcupid2583 2 года назад +883

    See THIS is how you make an "insane" person. They're completely normal except for one specific thing that is absolutely batshit. And they don't realize that thing IS batshit. It's just normal and reasonable to them.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +49

      Yes! Definitely keeping that in mind for when I play a crazy person. Maybe something that wouldn't come up in conversation often so it's not immediately obvious.

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 2 года назад +45

      Yep. Crazy people don't know they're crazy. People with delusions think their delusions are reasonable. As soon as they start to think they're being unreasonable, they wouldn't believe those things anymore.
      On the other hand, sometimes "crazy" is just an unfair judgment placed upon someone by society. For instance, I ask you, what is crazy about wanting your bones? 😁

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Год назад +12

      Candlewick in Neverafter is legitimately terrifying. Brennan’s good at the effects of longterm isolation

    • @amandapr1me
      @amandapr1me Год назад +6

      What is crazy about wanting your bones???

    • @xenoswarrior6900
      @xenoswarrior6900 Год назад +10

      It's also something that's quasi-rational. We all wish to protect our bones at some level, none of us have a fanatically been driven insane by trying to keep our bones from a river for thousands of years. It's a deep set kind of insanity, one that's only hilariously grim because we understand how it happened.

  • @thefuzstache1139
    @thefuzstache1139 3 года назад +3180

    “Let me be very clear.”
    Proceeds to spout the most circular, nonsensical rationale you’ve ever heard.
    Brennan is such a master of comedic set-up and resolution.

    • @dmunchained540
      @dmunchained540 3 года назад +79

      I found Avanash's logic easier to follow than Maggies, if I'm totally honest. XD

    • @gabe2349
      @gabe2349 3 года назад +121

      I also love how Brennan starts to crack as soon as he says “let me be very clear” because he knows he’s not going to be clear about it at all.

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman 3 года назад +58

      Followed by Mike Trapp's sarcastic, "Please!! Don't mince any words!!" (5:10)

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 3 года назад +36

      I don't know what the confusion is. That explanation was entirely direct and clear and one of the most understandable bone-related things he said.
      Not even joking...I think he was being very clear there.

    • @bopqw1055
      @bopqw1055 2 года назад +19

      it was very clear he didnt know how bad the worst outcome could be. basically the worst thing i could think of might not be the worst thing that could happen.

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson4019 2 года назад +246

    I feel like Brennan came up with Avenash in a fever dream, wrote down “Bones?” and promptly forgot about him until this moment and decided to run full tilt with it.

  • @whatkindofnameisella682
    @whatkindofnameisella682 3 года назад +2045

    the (scoff)"what does this lady think she is, a river?" is such a highly underrated line. i think about it on a daily basis.

  • @Codebreakerblue
    @Codebreakerblue 2 года назад +627

    "I will take care of your bones, I'll be the Watcher of Bones, I got your bones on lock"
    Underrated line

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 года назад +44

      Totally checks out with the ending too. He maintained total control of the fate of those bones from the moment the promise was given.

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 2 года назад +272

    One person succeeding on a perception the entire rest of the party failed is a *perfect* comedy vehicle

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Год назад +17

      No but this tracks for like, elven burial lore. They’re immortals and their dead probably go into sacred tombs or specific grounds, and the idea that Avenash’s bones would become soggy and rotten enough to fall into the river and remain lost and unburied forever if he died in there is potentially uniquely horrifying for these elves

  • @RunningShovel
    @RunningShovel 3 года назад +1484

    The one thing that's missing is that Trapp's first insight check was a Nat 20, which immediately gave away that this guy was full crazy. Once he starts talking, the anticipation of him saying something unhinged makes the bones bit even funnier when it drops.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +44

      Now I’m wondering what it would have been like if the insight check was a low roll

    • @gabe2349
      @gabe2349 3 года назад +94

      @@DeathnoteBB “he is surprisingly sane and capable. You trust him implicitly.”

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 3 года назад +126

      They're all to happy to call him crazy for being concerned about his bones, but the moment he asks them to put theirs at risk, they all get really cagey and concerned. Sounds to me like he's a perfectly sane and rational guy who just wants to keep his bones.

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +72

      @@funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      “Why would a river take your bones? Your bones will be fine!”
      “So if something happened to MY bones, I get yours?”
      “Now hold on-“

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +6

      Yeah, Trapp said it _just_ before the clip starts.

  • @fluidstatic5564
    @fluidstatic5564 3 года назад +1104

    Avenash's combination of mellow, honest, and deeply fcked up is so, so good. "What do your bones have to do...?" "Are you -- them? What?"

    • @quinnw919
      @quinnw919 2 года назад +61

      Him, looking at another person: Are you my bones?

    • @krasotabella9675
      @krasotabella9675 Год назад +16

      yeah no one talks about him truly thinking that Maggie IS his bones for a second

    • @marinesinspace6253
      @marinesinspace6253 Год назад +6

      His random screaming "HELP!!!!!" in the middle of an otherwise normal sentence is fantastic.

  • @kylebeardsley6200
    @kylebeardsley6200 3 года назад +1896

    Avanash was almost completely improvised, and yet Brennan made him amazing. Hat's off to you.

    • @mii5159
      @mii5159 3 года назад +5

      How do you know he was improvised?

    • @kylebeardsley6200
      @kylebeardsley6200 3 года назад +50

      @@mii5159 He either mentioned it in a video afterwards, or it's a rumor going around the comments section.

    • @susanhenderson8203
      @susanhenderson8203 3 года назад +102

      @@mii5159 When the party first decides to teleport to the keep through Lilith's web, Brennan makes a throwaway comment about not having expected them to get over there. He's good at compensating for shenanigans (looking at Emily Axford over there), but I think he expected them to try a smith from the blood keep before moving further afield if they needed. So while he knew he wanted to have an NPC named Avanash exist in the world, the personality/quirks were certainly off the cuff

    • @stephman3154
      @stephman3154 3 года назад +58

      @@mii5159 in one of the talk back shows (Adventuring Party, I think) was when he revealed Avanash was completely improvised

    • @Shatteredworld
      @Shatteredworld 3 года назад +92

      @@mii5159 Adventure Academy, Season 1 Episodes 13 & 14: Reunion with the cast of Escape from the Bloodkeep Pt1 & 2. It's kinda like a proto-adventure party recap. He explicitly states in both that he generated Avanash completely on the fly. In fact, the entire encounter was unplanned, as the requirement to go to the castle was generated to get them onto the siren for a planned encounter. He did not expect them to circumvent the encounter through teleportation, and instead of just stonewalling the action he improvised the entire encounter on the fly and made it work. Avanash wasn't supposed to exist in any capacity...yet here he is, and the world is better for it.

  • @GZilla311
    @GZilla311 3 года назад +1769

    4:24 "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES?"
    You know, that’s a fair point.

    • @Zecarius
      @Zecarius 3 года назад +23

      At least once a day I boot up this video to hear that line. I love it.

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 3 года назад +20

      @@Zecarius Yeah, I'm like "You may be full crazy, but THAT I can get on board with."

    • @liamross340
      @liamross340 3 года назад +9

      i agree but i always took that context of “what is crazy about wanting your bones if i lose mine?”

    • @GZilla311
      @GZilla311 3 года назад +8

      @@liamross340 I took it as him wanting to keep his own bones.

    • @fortsterling5130
      @fortsterling5130 3 года назад +2

      I read this as it happened

  • @ciennasuperstar1247
    @ciennasuperstar1247 3 года назад +322

    “Sorry am I being unclear? I’m worried about my bones.”

  • @blueturtle3623
    @blueturtle3623 Год назад +143

    Dead-ass I recently had a psychotic episode. I looked completely together, but my words made no sense. My whole defense when confronted with "You're having a psychotic episode" was "I'm not using word salad or staring at things that I know aren't there, I'm coherent, we are having a conversation. A crazy person can't do that." This character put me in check though lol.

    • @soren5312
      @soren5312 8 месяцев назад

      Very late but I'm so sorry. Yeah crazy people can definitely hold a conversation, I think everyone has a story of the guy at the bar who seemed nice until they mention something fucking batshit. Usually about Jewish people or aliens.

    • @stealthlock6634
      @stealthlock6634 6 месяцев назад +3

      Now I am horribly curious about your psychotic episode but I also won’t ask you to share more than you’re comfortable to.

    • @blueturtle3623
      @blueturtle3623 6 месяцев назад +12

      @@stealthlock6634 They happen in step with my bipolar. This particular episode was exactly a year ago tomorrow. I got it into my head that my parents were possessed and stole my mom's car, where I drove it to an ER thinking "They will call the cops and figure out what's wrong with my parents. Long story short, I ended up in a psych ward. I was completely coherent, I spoke in full sentences. I was even bragging about knowing my hallucinations weren't real. But the things I was saying and the issues that worried me were delusional. The cops assured me that my family wouldn't know what hospital I was going to, but I got a call from my brother which terrified me and made me think my brother had been possessed too because how else would he know where I was?

    • @stealthlock6634
      @stealthlock6634 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@blueturtle3623 Thanks for sharing/explaining! Yeah I can see how this character would put things into perspective XD

  • @ethanhorn6093
    @ethanhorn6093 2 года назад +161

    I love it when Avanesh says "lets be clear" and then Brennan breaks a little...

    • @JeremyHoffman
      @JeremyHoffman Год назад +6

      "Please. PLEASE. Don't mince any words!"

  • @bodenking
    @bodenking 2 года назад +253

    Trapp’s “god fucking damnit” is possibly my favorite line from the side quest. There’s just something in the delivery that makes him the ideal straight man character

  • @jpereda97
    @jpereda97 3 года назад +560

    I spent the first six and a half minutes of this video thinking he had a pile of bones next to him, and I can assure several of you would pay to see the LOOK ON MY FACE WHEN I FUCKING REALIZED

    • @BriannaZumbro
      @BriannaZumbro  3 года назад +92

      Oh my god that’s amazing 😂

    • @lordfelidae4505
      @lordfelidae4505 3 года назад +53

      Oh god I’d love to see the mounting confusion morph into disturbed horror and perturbed glee at the realization.

  • @admiralspoon6775
    @admiralspoon6775 2 года назад +169

    the fact that ify broke after "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES!?" gets me

  • @lucianosgonzalez3561
    @lucianosgonzalez3561 Год назад +40

    Brennan breaking the SECOND he says "Let me be clear" is the funniest bit of internal foreshadowing I've ever seen.

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 2 года назад +437

    3:57 I love how Avanesh responds to Ephink poking him in the most rational way a person concerned about losing his bones would: assume she is trying to steal his bones, make a joke about her thinking she's the river, that she could steal his bones, and immediately yelling for help to prevent her stealing his bones.
    Totally reasonable!

    • @washyrose5904
      @washyrose5904 Год назад +9

      Just… it’s Efink. It’s Knife backwards.

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 Год назад

      ​@@washyrose5904murderdeth !

    • @Loumenn
      @Loumenn 7 месяцев назад +1

      ⁠@@washyrose5904you don’t spell it Knihpe?

  • @abj6920
    @abj6920 3 года назад +172

    For a moment he believed Maggie to be his bones and it's fucked up that we don't talk about that

  • @Thommy2n
    @Thommy2n 3 года назад +301

    *With maximum John Malkovich energy*
    "WHAT... IS... CRAZY... ABOUT... WANTING YOUR BONES?!"
    Dear D20,
    we need this on a T-shirt IMMEDIATELY!

  • @mrskribble
    @mrskribble 3 года назад +480

    I'm a little concerned about my bones now. Avanash makes a lot of good points.

  • @scone1025
    @scone1025 3 года назад +742

    Sokhbarr was my favorite character in this series. He's always logical and cool under pressure while still giving off warm Dad energy to jer'em'ih and the spider children. I love his "i told you so" at the end here.

    • @stuarthutzler6670
      @stuarthutzler6670 3 года назад +93

      To quote Adventuring Academy...
      "You can take Mike Trapp out of the straight-man role, but you can't take the straight-man out of Mike Trapp."

    • @cogitoergosum7891
      @cogitoergosum7891 3 года назад +17

      The interesting thing was that Sokhbarr was a lot more intelligent than he reasonably should have been, because Mike Trapp is a lot more intelligent so he played him that way. As an animal keeper the character would have had close to zero interpersonal skills but the way Mike played him he was very emotionally intelligent.

    • @romxxii
      @romxxii 3 года назад +49

      @@cogitoergosum7891 Sokhbarr had above average INT (13) and high WIS (17). I'd say that matches up to what Trapp was playing. Also animal handler poor interpersonal skills. Yes, there are people who get into it because they can't talk to other people, but there are also people like Steve Irwin.

    • @andrewberger2142
      @andrewberger2142 3 года назад +7

      @@stuarthutzler6670 after reading that quote, so many of my in game decisions now make sense.

    • @cogitoergosum7891
      @cogitoergosum7891 3 года назад +15

      @@romxxii Yeah that's a fair point. I stand corrected. Thank you.

  • @how2addandfriends473
    @how2addandfriends473 3 года назад +89

    "I like the cut of your jib too even though you ruined me forever."

  • @darthvein3
    @darthvein3 3 года назад +251

    It makes it even better knowing that he made Avanash completely on the spot as he didnt plan on them actually getting to him.

  • @jimmymiller1313
    @jimmymiller1313 2 года назад +132

    The Hamhead realization is one of my favorite gaming moments ever.

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 3 года назад +528

    What really kills me is how he talks so calm and collected sometimes like "okay I'll work for you, seems like I don't have a choice" but then sometimes it just.... comes out.

  • @EllieC130
    @EllieC130 Год назад +19

    The way Ify just loses it at “WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES” is so pure.

  • @MenachemSchmuel
    @MenachemSchmuel 3 года назад +490

    8:15 I love how quickly Trapp can see through Avanash even without rolling anything. Just immediate realization that Avanash meant Hamhead

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +38

      I love it when the players figure stuff out on their own!

    • @babassoonist557
      @babassoonist557 3 года назад +33

      Well Trapp is a writer and improv actor by trade, it only makes sense that he’d be the one to foresee these kinds of twists

    • @darrienjones8917
      @darrienjones8917 2 года назад +17

      He rolled a nat 20 before which is why he knows that guy is full crazy.

    • @MenachemSchmuel
      @MenachemSchmuel 2 года назад +11

      @@darrienjones8917 that was way, way, way earlier; the whole party knew avanash was crazy by this point. he didn't have to roll at all to figure out what had happened to the crown

    • @bettestruble7887
      @bettestruble7887 2 года назад +10

      No no, this insight that he was full crazy was from the nat 20 FROM trap which is why everyone acted like they didn’t know

  • @FreakDaMIghet
    @FreakDaMIghet 3 года назад +318

    There is just something so hilarious yet so terrifying about a guy coming to take your bones to replace his own.

    • @dewberry150
      @dewberry150 3 года назад +10

      Especially this guy. He’s so calm about it

  • @brandynotabrand
    @brandynotabrand Год назад +21

    im not over the fact that brennan never planned for avanash to be a character, he made it up on the spot, and still his bone shtick just... compelled everyone, us viewers included

  • @JBeezyForever
    @JBeezyForever Год назад +79

    “I like the cut of your jib, even though you ruined me forever” is such an underrated line 😂

  • @Hal_Law26
    @Hal_Law26 3 года назад +606

    I have, unfortunately, thought about this alot...Is Avanash worried about his bones being taken because he spent years submerged in water, and thus acclimated to a feeling of being weightless/boneless, and now that he is out and can feel them, he is worried that they will be taken?

    • @rubylovesbooks
      @rubylovesbooks 3 года назад +269

      could possibly be that he saw other people die of old age, decay and have their bones pulled away by the river and his crazed mind making him believe that the water wanted to take his bones. since hes an elf he wouldnt die of old age in there.

    • @juliusphu9847
      @juliusphu9847 3 года назад +39

      @@rubylovesbooks amazing explanation!!!

  • @fishiest3539
    @fishiest3539 3 года назад +175

    hands-down, my favorite npc brennan ever improvised.

  • @reallyFrogman
    @reallyFrogman 11 месяцев назад +9

    I like the insinuation that the equivalent of Celebrimbor who had his family murdered by Sauron in Shadow of Mordor lore would be more worried about water getting to his bones if he was left floating in a river for 250 years

  • @john.harald.sanddd
    @john.harald.sanddd 3 года назад +180

    “Sure, i just want it to end” is a very underrated line. I love it so much

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 3 года назад +130

    OH MY GOD because the river really would have eventually taken his bones
    Fuck that's dark lmao

    • @N1korasu
      @N1korasu 2 года назад +6

      Well not his bones he's an elf they don't die like that but the constant paranoia and time has consumed him.

    • @blacksapphire3168
      @blacksapphire3168 Год назад +7

      @@N1korasu as another person explained it somewhere, he probably watched other people die and river taking their bones, so it messed him up

  • @VERY_TALL_MAN
    @VERY_TALL_MAN 2 года назад +75

    “I gotcha bones on lock” lives in my head rent free

  • @pazz
    @pazz 3 года назад +198

    This is by far my favourite npc of any d20 campaign

    • @jonsimpson6240
      @jonsimpson6240 3 года назад +22

      He's up there with the pirate dad.
      "When I die, ill jump into hell and kill the devil himself."

    • @Notbatman374
      @Notbatman374 3 года назад +10

      And john feathers.
      "Not gonna lie....I. Look. Good."

    • @bladenot-runner1795
      @bladenot-runner1795 11 месяцев назад

      Mine will always be Baby, because YIKES.

  • @jonathand.mcnaughton4205
    @jonathand.mcnaughton4205 2 года назад +50

    The “god F***ing damnit” from Sokhbarr encapsulates all the reasons this is hilarious

  • @excrubulent
    @excrubulent Год назад +20

    I love how, "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES" breaks Ify. Like Avenash is right, bones are a good thing to have, and you should want them, but when you're put on the spot it's impossible to explain what's wrong with it to someone who is just obsessed with it. You could see the cogs turning for a second as Ify tried to square that circle then just gave up.

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 2 года назад +25

    A little surprised that none of them offered to let him keep his own bones. They wont take them, the river wont get them, he gets to keep his own bones.

  • @vertibelle
    @vertibelle 2 года назад +46

    I don't care what fanart you show me, in my heart Avanash is and will forever be Jason Mantzoukas

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 2 года назад +6

      Oh my gods, this is perfect! It's like Dark Derek vibes!

  • @themobiustripper
    @themobiustripper 3 года назад +112

    Love watching Trapp rubbing his sideburns waiting for Avanash to roll bones into his process breakdown

    • @corsaircaruso471
      @corsaircaruso471 2 года назад +4

      I’ve seen other people mention this. Is this his “I’m trying to think on my feet” tell, or something?

    • @strangeity
      @strangeity 2 года назад

      @@corsaircaruso471He’s mentioned in the EFTBK reunion adventuring academy episode, it’s a nervous tic

  • @oddboy9427
    @oddboy9427 3 года назад +359

    I am in a dnd campaign where I based my character off Avinash. Hes called the mad herald, and he's crazy

  • @halfdeath33
    @halfdeath33 3 года назад +82

    Towards the end I had been wondering why Avanesh sounded oddly familiar.. and then I realised thats pretty much how I sound

  • @keithkovach6710
    @keithkovach6710 2 года назад +30

    This is the funniest character in D&D history. Absolute gold.

  • @callysta1414
    @callysta1414 3 года назад +35

    Avanash was one of my favorite characters and I was a little sad to see him die, but it was great while it lasted

  • @daffoplays6616
    @daffoplays6616 2 года назад +24

    "WHAT IS CRAZY ABOUT WANTING YOUR BONES!?"

  • @solarvide0s
    @solarvide0s 8 месяцев назад +3

    loving that brennan literally just improvised the equivalent of celebrimbor but Worse

  • @ryukaganzeroful
    @ryukaganzeroful 2 года назад +23

    9:05 anyone else immediately try the snap and clap thing after brennan did it? lol

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 2 года назад +8

      No
      I know when something is far beyond my capabilities.

  • @rogue-taxidermy_griffin
    @rogue-taxidermy_griffin Год назад +4

    The literal genius of the editing team, especially sound design, for adding the water running FX. Just imagining hearing that sound for centuries...I immediately understand why he went crazy.

  • @picklesthewise
    @picklesthewise 3 года назад +48

    There is such a Jack Nicholson vibe about Avanash it's almost scary.

  • @elbruces
    @elbruces 3 года назад +23

    Sooner or later the river comes for all our bones.

    • @EvelynFTTE
      @EvelynFTTE Год назад +1

      No. I refuse. Stop. Please.

  • @dorian4404
    @dorian4404 2 года назад +14

    hadn't cried laughing in a while. This is my first Dimension 20 campaign. I am IN

    • @kayleyhodson7079
      @kayleyhodson7079 2 года назад +3

      Oh you've got so much gold in store!!! Definitely worth the Dropout sub if you haven't yet

    • @dorian4404
      @dorian4404 Год назад +1

      @@kayleyhodson7079 You were right.

  • @azrulashraf00
    @azrulashraf00 3 года назад +46

    That perception check make no meaning when the character talk with brimming charisma

  • @sirsawtooth4044
    @sirsawtooth4044 11 месяцев назад +2

    I always come back here when I have some media talk about "Stealing Bones,".
    It happends a lot more than you would expect.

  • @Feasco
    @Feasco 2 года назад +11

    Just a guy who doesn't want the water to take his bones, nothing crazy about that

  • @samimermer1982
    @samimermer1982 3 года назад +109

    Dude.... trusting a mad man to make something important... is that sane?

    • @Zorant0Zero
      @Zorant0Zero 3 года назад +5

      Well they have the insane Librarian

    • @destrious8133
      @destrious8133 3 года назад +10

      Well I mean he did make it, he just wants his bones :( Let him have his bones

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад

      @@destrious8133 Yeah and then gave it to Hamhead >:(

    • @baslewis
      @baslewis 2 года назад +1

      @@DeathnoteBB but did they tell him NOT to give it to hamhead? he’s a crown guy not a detective. he just wants his bones. justice for avanash

  • @Taveren
    @Taveren Год назад +6

    I have genuinely thought on this a lot and I as I think on it more and more I could just imagine being in a cage for 200 years and slowly worrying that something has happened to your innerts and then maybe you start to feel like jelly and with like the sound of the water eventually your like "are my bones gone, i can t feel my Innerds feel all weird, where are my bones make sure I have my bones no one ever gets my bones"

  • @dylanhecker6686
    @dylanhecker6686 3 года назад +172

    I like how they actually killed him for crossing them, most dnd campaigns people are irrationally nice to fictional NPCs

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 3 года назад +35

      ✨Villains!✨

    • @SamGlaze
      @SamGlaze 2 года назад +19

      I don’t want to hurt the fake peoples’ feelings okay Dylan

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 2 года назад +4

      What's the point of playing an immersive story-telling, world-building, role-playing game if you're not going to immerse yourself in it and act like your character actually exists in the world?

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 Год назад

      ​@@IceMetalPunkright and in the world you don't usually kill people without a reason

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk Год назад

      @@jedinxf7 I don't do that in real life or in the game

  • @10000Winters
    @10000Winters 2 года назад +13

    I loved Trapp in this season. This season also had some of the best combat trickery.

    • @jedinxf7
      @jedinxf7 Год назад +1

      rekha's gravity hijinks were great, and every last second save by teleportation was wild

  • @cynthiareagan6069
    @cynthiareagan6069 3 года назад +15

    Look. Avanash isnt nuts your bones are important.

  • @warflocaltrash8380
    @warflocaltrash8380 3 года назад +63

    I just wanna know how Brennan does the slap snap motion at 9:05

    • @lucariojet
      @lucariojet 2 года назад +16

      Assuming this isn't rhetorical and you haven't already figured it out.
      Basically: You snap with one hand, snap with the other hand then bring them together.
      Detailed: I usually snap with my left hand first so I position my left hand slightly above my right. Snap with your left hand then immediately open your hand, palm down. Kinda like you're trying to hi-5 the ground.
      Snap with your right hand, and as you snap, turn your hand into a fist. (It doesn't have to be a full fist but close enough that when your fist hits the palm it makes a slapping-like noise.)
      Finally bring them together. Open palm to the top of your fist. (Where your thumb and pointer finger are that would make an L if they were fully extended).
      As you get more comfortable, add speed. Experiment with your snaps or the way your palm/fist connects to find where it sounds best.

  • @BananaBLACK
    @BananaBLACK 2 года назад +10

    They did not take very good care of his bones.

    • @EvelynFTTE
      @EvelynFTTE Год назад +4

      In fact, they might have done the worst possible job of keeping his bones safe

  • @FoxHound-ut1hu
    @FoxHound-ut1hu 3 года назад +57

    Even though you ruined me forever 😂

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 3 года назад +12

    "Oh Heyyy"

  • @TarotVylan
    @TarotVylan 2 года назад +12

    9:04 i want to know what sorcery Brennan is casting and how to recreate it

  • @honque21
    @honque21 6 месяцев назад

    9:05 This sound lives in my head rent free. Its just so mazing how many snaps there are

  • @soulsigil8214
    @soulsigil8214 2 года назад +9

    This whole interaction got me rolling

  • @jade-ic2gp
    @jade-ic2gp 3 года назад +5

    I love how this video was constructed

  • @EvilGuacamoleGaming
    @EvilGuacamoleGaming 6 месяцев назад +1

    Avanash is a character that didn't exist ten minutes before this interaction and I think that's amazing.

  • @jackmclean4120
    @jackmclean4120 2 года назад +4

    Matt Mercer's voice in this clip sounds almost exactly like a character he voices in the game Pillars of Eternity called Aloth.

  • @jaycole1342
    @jaycole1342 3 года назад +16

    "She'd be the only wet thing around" - I'm fucking dying... Phrasing, guys?

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 2 года назад +1

      Considering they're talking about a man concerned with losing his bone(s)

  • @sethmichaels6273
    @sethmichaels6273 2 года назад +12

    I need Mike Trapp in another campaign

  • @Figgy5119
    @Figgy5119 2 года назад +6

    I've improvised some funny NPCs before, but this is at another level XD

  • @ivanadriazola1991
    @ivanadriazola1991 3 года назад +5

    Whenever i look up brenan and bones for this kind of videos, the bones series shows up

  • @lanceelliott2504
    @lanceelliott2504 Год назад +1

    I laughed for so long at iffys approach to just go "I've got your bones"

  • @allibababoo
    @allibababoo Год назад +2

    Honestly the most relatable character in the whole campaign

  • @chaeyeongLFG
    @chaeyeongLFG 3 года назад +27

    Best NPC in history.

  • @NeilSonOfNorbert
    @NeilSonOfNorbert 2 года назад +9

    I cast Jason Mantzoukas as Avanash.

  • @lancethewisp1097
    @lancethewisp1097 Год назад +4

    I don’t like that they immediately discredited him just because he is slightly crazy

  • @rain.enthusiast
    @rain.enthusiast 3 года назад +8

    *julien solomita voice* Noodle the pug be like

  • @ShagGnarok
    @ShagGnarok 3 года назад +15

    Sounds like a Kandra gone mad

  • @Rylee_G
    @Rylee_G 3 года назад +7

    6:46

  • @warriorweenie6008
    @warriorweenie6008 2 года назад +9

    Bruh they found Jeff Goldblum in a cave

  • @deltablaze77
    @deltablaze77 3 года назад +12

    They do comedy campaigns so well, I mean I guess it's kind of expected given it's the College Humor peoples, but still just bravo.

  • @cheesy2440
    @cheesy2440 Год назад +2

    Mfer just wanted to keep his bones, man

  • @tidesbreath
    @tidesbreath 5 месяцев назад

    I watch this video all the time and if I'm not watching it I'm thinking about it

  • @hlauterb2011
    @hlauterb2011 3 месяца назад

    If anyone here has watched Dimension 20, this reminds me of Avanash from Eacape To The Bloodkeep.
    “I’m just a little concerned about my bones”

  • @tuxedobike4067
    @tuxedobike4067 5 месяцев назад

    I don't know where this came from, but I had a sudden flash of certainty where I realised that this guy would be played by Jeff Goldblum, and now I can't unthink it.

  • @haphazardlark1502
    @haphazardlark1502 Год назад +1

    What IS crazy about wanting your bones though, truly

  • @terellcase9231
    @terellcase9231 2 года назад +1

    This I literally the boneless pizza joke but with a brennan twist

  • @underlord2132
    @underlord2132 2 года назад +2

    I would be very concerned about what his definition of "his bones" is.

  • @albusvoltavern4500
    @albusvoltavern4500 4 месяца назад

    This has some real “I like my pizza boneless” energy

  • @trevorsalamander8711
    @trevorsalamander8711 2 года назад +1

    4:01 Gets to me every time