DI RASS CALL TO MAKE A REPORT

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  • Опубликовано: 20 ноя 2024

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  • @calmtrapish.2753
    @calmtrapish.2753 6 лет назад +94

    *" No , I'm not a Rasta...... I just want to talk to the trafficking department - YUH DUTTY BATTYBOY , MOVE UP !!!"* 😭😭😭 This clip on beard Rass nuh easy....

  • @CityZoe
    @CityZoe 9 лет назад +274

    This skit is too funny. Di Rass is so disrespectful.

  • @fr3shpr1nce718
    @fr3shpr1nce718 5 лет назад +18

    “ No im not a rasta i just wanna talk to the trafficking department...YU DUTTY BATTY BWOY MOVE UP “ lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @decalvabrown5331
    @decalvabrown5331 10 лет назад +150

    Di Rass best character 😭😭😂😂😂😩😫😫😫

    • @yardleyj9391
      @yardleyj9391 4 года назад +2

      Decalva Brown l love his lips. Hahaha

    • @the-876er
      @the-876er 2 года назад

      I concur 😂😂😂😂

  • @chevaunduncan8367
    @chevaunduncan8367 8 лет назад +152

    "Mi is not a rasta bwoy mi is a rasta man,you is a wah fish flittas" DWRL LOL

  • @kennethlewis3073
    @kennethlewis3073 5 лет назад +46

    He's extremely talented , his agent should get him to audition for a role on " BLACK-ISH " ; he'd be a great character on that T.V. series .

  • @kathconserv
    @kathconserv 9 лет назад +119

    This guy is hilarious, My husband is here laughing his ass off and translating for me. Keep up the good work.

  • @Reemotv
    @Reemotv 7 лет назад +95

    " You got the wrong department. This brutality" " We only punch-punch, and kick-kick a man in a dem face and dem ting!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lmfao!°!!!

  • @annam.6223
    @annam.6223 5 лет назад +129

    “Don’t you disrespect my mother like dat”
    “I’m sorry what ya grandmothers name” 😂

  • @sophiafrancis6348
    @sophiafrancis6348 5 лет назад +16

    "You a wa...fish fritters". Lol I can't with di rass tho😂

  • @silvisavila6820
    @silvisavila6820 8 лет назад +17

    I dream of the day I could go watch his show. God bless you man!!!

  • @trueelite6859
    @trueelite6859 3 года назад +14

    The best part is when he called back and changed his voice lmao

  • @DavidJohnson-dc8lu
    @DavidJohnson-dc8lu 4 года назад +11

    Oh my I am proper crying with laughter, when you discover something accidentally and weren't expecting this. lol

  • @patriotismisntracismilovem556
    @patriotismisntracismilovem556 6 лет назад +15

    You should have your own sketch show man ! 😂😂 too funny , the bit when he comes out with "your through to the brutality department " cracks me up 😂😂

  • @mar1max73
    @mar1max73 7 лет назад +21

    This is too funny...there needs to be a sequel to this...lol lol lol

  • @misst.e.a.187
    @misst.e.a.187 6 лет назад +27

    Dis bwoy cuss me all kine a slackness about me mudda 😂😂😂

  • @awparadoxx
    @awparadoxx 10 лет назад +28

    OMG .... That was hysterical ...
    You are really REALLY talented!
    Really needed to laugh today! Thank you Brother!

  • @Jelly687
    @Jelly687 10 лет назад +22

    Majah Hype, you did it again. Mi fall outta mi chair! LMAO!

  • @shannonmurrell473
    @shannonmurrell473 10 лет назад +141

    This must have a part two lmao..............gotta see when the police find dirass.......

    • @MsQbs
      @MsQbs 9 лет назад +2

      THERE IS, DI RASS AT THE DMV LOL

    • @trimainebarnett1653
      @trimainebarnett1653 7 лет назад +1

      Shannon Murrell he did find him

    • @FaithCruzito0508
      @FaithCruzito0508 7 лет назад

      yes we need a part 2 lol

    • @logix4574
      @logix4574 6 лет назад +2

      Another one is where the guy has been stabbed and knocks dirass’ door, the same police character on the phone tracks the blood trail and realises dirass is the one and same from this video

    • @dindin5247
      @dindin5247 4 года назад

      @@logix4574 😂😂Yh!

  • @stevenwalston1062
    @stevenwalston1062 5 лет назад +3

    Eh bwouy mi nah ah yu dis dutty masty dronkro rasta bwouy 😂😂😂

  • @jaelldixon
    @jaelldixon 4 года назад +9

    Hahahahahahahaa. OMG!! This one and part of 2 of this is my FAVOURITE sketch of all times. I watch every day on my break at work.. Always makes me laugh out proper loud... 😁😁😂😂😂

    • @kennethmccalla4217
      @kennethmccalla4217 4 года назад +1

      Yeah the ras is funny .i have watched all off the di rass shows and there r all good

    • @kennethmccalla4217
      @kennethmccalla4217 4 года назад

      Watch how you talk in the rast restaurant...is a funny one

    • @jaelldixon
      @jaelldixon 4 года назад

      @@kennethmccalla4217 I'm gonna find and watch.. 👍

    • @jaelldixon
      @jaelldixon 4 года назад +1

      @@kennethmccalla4217 I watched it... OMG, i would have left long time.. Too funny 😂😂😂😂 Thanks for the hook up

    • @kennethmccalla4217
      @kennethmccalla4217 4 года назад

      I dream that house with dis rass & haitian v....... lol out loud 😂😂😂😂

  • @KevinSheppard
    @KevinSheppard 10 лет назад +28

    Di Rass = Di Greatest

  • @kq6871
    @kq6871 6 лет назад +18

    Sum of dem yankee bwoi down foreign nah guh understand, but fa mi breathrenz down yard🇯🇲 dunno how da ting fa set.. Uh real comedy dis king👑 😂

  • @BIGBOUTYAH
    @BIGBOUTYAH 10 лет назад +78

    2:50 Hey bwoy yuh see when mi find yuh mi ah go tun yuh inna strainer yuh know bwoy, not even Selassie I ah go mek yuh out, yuh hear?! LMAO

  • @bryananthony7310
    @bryananthony7310 8 лет назад +47

    Suppose the station come unda heavy gun fire. DWFL

  • @calmtrapish.2753
    @calmtrapish.2753 6 лет назад +10

    *"And try kno sey Rasta nah fraid a bubylun - guh chase yuh MOMMA"* 😭

  • @suprazrule
    @suprazrule 10 лет назад +24

    Tek di hook and push am unda yuh mumma bumboclat. Dis man is maaaawd lol.

  • @khoofficial4789
    @khoofficial4789 3 года назад +16

    It never gets old 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @XTAC4x4
    @XTAC4x4 10 лет назад +9

    This is THE FUNNIEST video! U wicked bredrin. Mad mad mad

  • @JasonSmith-it2qs
    @JasonSmith-it2qs 8 лет назад +20

    This is the funniest Majah Hype video to date... JEsum Piece... DWRCL...

  • @daynahitlal9824
    @daynahitlal9824 4 года назад +3

    This my fav skit I watch it over and over

  • @kellycarter488
    @kellycarter488 9 лет назад +95

    lmao!!!! wen u talk to sandy tell her to suck out Agnis.....MOVE UP!!!' LOL

  • @mhaynes58
    @mhaynes58 5 лет назад +6

    “Suppose we come unda evvy gun fiya” 🤣🤣😂🤣😂

  • @mtlsniper
    @mtlsniper 10 лет назад +32

    lool the rass always have me laughing HARD

  • @monalisabarrett7821
    @monalisabarrett7821 5 лет назад +6

    Lmaooooo omg this shit is hilarious😁Jamaicans funny yo!!! My people 🥰❤❤❤

  • @victorwkear83
    @victorwkear83 2 года назад +3

    This is one of my favorite of di Rass 😂😂😂😂too funny 😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

  • @MrVernonjenkins
    @MrVernonjenkins 2 года назад +3

    Dirass calling back with a different voice is classic,lol.

  • @JSbean
    @JSbean 9 лет назад +14

    "do me a favor, suck out yuh mumma and transfer the call"
    "Whe yuh say!?"

  • @Shylie_Irie
    @Shylie_Irie 3 года назад +3

    Ah wah Bragga Dap deh pon ?🤣🤣😭😭😭💀💀💀!!!!

  • @masai29
    @masai29 10 лет назад +26

    Great job on the video, too funny. You really have them accents down packed. Hope to see one with a my Virgin Islands accents.

  • @andrievbastichy8551
    @andrievbastichy8551 5 лет назад +7

    "move up and transfer di call!"

  • @bbennyj
    @bbennyj 2 года назад +2

    Not even Selassie I ah go make you out, hahaha

  • @grantymi5
    @grantymi5 5 лет назад +6

    IM DEAD... brudda got on the helmet..

  • @Icecodes
    @Icecodes 6 лет назад +3

    The voice transitions are incredibly brilliant and hilarious

  • @meekmozart5216
    @meekmozart5216 Год назад +1

    Bragga dapp sounds just like my uncle Norman (curry) 🤣🇯🇲💪🏾🤞🏾

  • @yaaharriott
    @yaaharriott 10 лет назад +4

    Oh Gosh! My abuela would say "Ay you make me belly hurt so!" LOL!

  • @yourwaveyness7i899
    @yourwaveyness7i899 3 года назад +1

    What is jokes to you is death form me- Jacob Miller (rockers the movie) 😂😂😂

  • @1Luv87
    @1Luv87 5 лет назад +1

    Rassssssclaaaaat lmaooooo
    Me a rasta man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @routesnculture
    @routesnculture 5 лет назад +3

    ' you ever hear nobody hunt down lion?' hahaha

  • @jackiemcgowan7119
    @jackiemcgowan7119 10 лет назад +3

    I can't stop watching this!!

  • @muttleyb2788
    @muttleyb2788 6 лет назад +2

    Yuh ah gwaan like yuh ah robot an yuh mek outta steal, yuh is a human being yuh will dead too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @trapdrillmazzaonvoltz5818
    @trapdrillmazzaonvoltz5818 7 лет назад +5

    you ah wah - fish fritters 🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭💀💀💀

  • @vashtiseeraj5741
    @vashtiseeraj5741 6 лет назад +7

    Why unu so hostile ?! LMAO !!

  • @JSbean
    @JSbean 9 лет назад +25

    yuh dutty batty boy LOL

  • @OACYLU
    @OACYLU 10 лет назад +1

    lmao "not even Selassie I aguh mek yuh out"

  • @breef200381
    @breef200381 4 года назад +1

    Di rass fake voice "nooo ...I'm not a rasta i just want to talk to da trafficking department!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @gemstoneskingdom1944
    @gemstoneskingdom1944 4 года назад +2

    😂😂😂
    Da one yah madd.. 😂

  • @roylandbailey928
    @roylandbailey928 3 года назад +1

    Bra this Shit is too funny im LMAO. MJA U R A FOOL .. DAMMMMM

  • @niyajb3487
    @niyajb3487 10 лет назад +15

    Di Rass kills me!!!! Loooooooool

  • @Reemotv
    @Reemotv 7 лет назад +15

    FISH FRITTERS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @WHOlewis
    @WHOlewis 10 лет назад +7

    "MOVE UPPPP!" Loooooooooooooooooooool

  • @Gutta_P
    @Gutta_P Год назад +1

    I had to pause this to stop laughing 😂😂

  • @gregorypearsall3626
    @gregorypearsall3626 Год назад

    😂😂😂 yo bro you been funny since 2020 keep it going 😂😂

  • @nicketa8206
    @nicketa8206 9 лет назад +1

    The Ras say move up , I love all you're vids

  • @KingreX32
    @KingreX32 10 лет назад +25

    Lolololololololololololololololol I fucking love this shit. Tooo funny.

  • @jaythethinker3994
    @jaythethinker3994 4 года назад +2

    LMAO ya move like sushi ya raw fish lol 😂

  • @268bigga
    @268bigga 10 лет назад +2

    Yuh a move like sushi u know...raw fish! 😂😂😂

  • @gazawilly9063
    @gazawilly9063 4 года назад +1

    Move like sushi yuh ah raw fish 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @toorude3
    @toorude3 10 лет назад +4

    Nooooooo lmaoooo Di Rass rail ignorant boi! oh guuuuuuuud!

    • @DevonBraave
      @DevonBraave 10 лет назад

      lol.. yow doh ramp wit di rass.... #firefidat

  • @Superunboxing1980
    @Superunboxing1980 9 лет назад +13

    you should make a video ,dirass goes to the supermarket or walmart.... and dirass calls comcast..and actually call comcast lol

  • @selectastorm9261
    @selectastorm9261 3 года назад

    Yoo......di rass nuh easy enu....bloood 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dangelosullivan3940
    @dangelosullivan3940 5 лет назад +1

    Lmao the disrespect 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  • @charlesmcgregor737
    @charlesmcgregor737 3 года назад +1

    Rass prank call crooked Babylon 😂🤣🤣

  • @Supernova-lc2yf
    @Supernova-lc2yf 2 года назад +1

    0:42 - 1:12 😂😂😂😂 Dirass still rough nearly 8 years later

  • @johndoe-hr5yk
    @johndoe-hr5yk 10 лет назад +18

    Move up!!!!

  • @marklegendre752
    @marklegendre752 10 лет назад +10

    Hahahahha moove up!! Hahahahah dying here

  • @happy15551
    @happy15551 10 лет назад +6

    We should have a part 2 to this...... haha

  • @cloco77
    @cloco77 10 лет назад +2

    Lmaoooooooo mi dead right now , how yu fi hunt down lion

  • @Gunnercv
    @Gunnercv 6 лет назад +3

    I wish I had Di rass way of speaking

  • @yawdbwoydeanr8musicgroup611
    @yawdbwoydeanr8musicgroup611 6 лет назад +5

    Yu dutty batty boy ‘ move up 🤣🤣💀

  • @georgiarichards5628
    @georgiarichards5628 4 года назад +1

    Smaddy call doctor fi me!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jay_Bless
    @Jay_Bless 4 года назад +2

    Rasta nuh fraid 'a Babylon

  • @ernestadams6097
    @ernestadams6097 9 лет назад +3

    FAM, I'm in TEARS!!!!!!

  • @JustRockRC
    @JustRockRC 10 лет назад +1

    Omg this has to be the funniest one !

  • @robertparker4409
    @robertparker4409 10 лет назад +2

    Dwl. Funny stuff. You are the best!

  • @jamaalleach2667
    @jamaalleach2667 9 лет назад +2

    Fire fi dat! I'm weak. lmfao

  • @georgegilles9008
    @georgegilles9008 8 лет назад +3

    This guy is awesome.

  • @andrehill2722
    @andrehill2722 5 лет назад

    Ur have some serious punch lines dread...lol. Bless.

  • @vortexkapone
    @vortexkapone 4 года назад

    Man a lion ... Tek the hook and crook and the rest...bragga dap... 😂😂😂

  • @4thletta
    @4thletta 9 лет назад +15

    MOVE UP! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

  • @vlove7796
    @vlove7796 6 лет назад

    Yo slim you sick wit it too funny my dude live from VA!!!

  • @cruzline93
    @cruzline93 10 лет назад

    Lmao yo Dirass need some more videos man please

  • @cityjaytv7631
    @cityjaytv7631 2 года назад

    Yooooo this dude crazy to rass 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💥💥💥💥🔫👽👍🏽🇯🇲🇻🇮🇦🇬

  • @jojothickas3135
    @jojothickas3135 9 лет назад

    No man!! Dis too nice😂😂😂

  • @gunmonz
    @gunmonz 10 лет назад +1

    Go trace yuh momma!!!!...Im dead...lmao

  • @supremegpc3905
    @supremegpc3905 10 лет назад +13

    Tek di hook and crook and push unda yuh mumma. DWL!!!!!

  • @caribbeanchris9919
    @caribbeanchris9919 10 лет назад

    We need to see Part2 lmaoooo

  • @NattyTurnaOfficial
    @NattyTurnaOfficial 10 лет назад +2

    ***** Pree my yout video dem king. Lol

  • @terrancecharles8107
    @terrancecharles8107 5 лет назад +1

    Ras always make me laugh 😂😂😂🤣🤣😆😆😆😂🤣

  • @habarababara4860
    @habarababara4860 3 года назад +1

    somehow i could understand almost everything and i aint even a native english speaker 🤣👌