Yoooo!!! I swear that's how Jamaican's cuss out females, I have heard this exact exchange growing up, only it was in person before the glass bottles started flying and cutlass came out.
@@teefinerbee2450 It's Jamaican patois. When we say a hair style is "crab up crab up", it generally means the hair style has waves in it done by a comb and looks really good. "Swoops" as meant by major hype is the hairstyle is flicked upwards :)
Carribean accents are so flavorful & rhythmic. They really make our Amercan accents sound so dull. Unforunately, bc of the thickness of the accents & the patois, I can only understand about half of whats being said lol. But its still funny 😁. Majah Hype 👏👏👏💯
After I heard those words "gimme dat bloodclart", I would have hung up, and called back later........ Maybe..🤣🤣 Mitzy is the breadrin I need. Both of us would've been locked up long time... 🤣🤣🤣
"The bus stop nah stop at your stop" love the MITZY cussing run down! I am laughing through tears, it's that gooooooddddd! Then when the 'curly haired girl' says "I am going to block this number" More tears heaped upon laughter came streaming out...
Gimme dis bloodcart!!! Lyrics if ever I heard!!! Mitzy is off the chain. I have NEVER seen something so funny in all my life!!! Majah ur just too funny👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Has anybody checked out the hand motions of THIS man???? His way of showing serious femininity is ORF the chain whilst being Hardcore...OMG!!! MAJAH U MAD!!! Xx
"YOU SOUND LIKE YOU SHAPE BAD" Lmfao
I was on da flooooooooo............cause that is actually possible to tell, when you're dealing with lame folk!
@@junglekutz5625 😂
Acting and accents are amazing but the content is even more amazing. True genius
*TRUE CHAMPION*
🏅 🌟 🏆 🎖
This man is a comedic GENIUS!😂😂😂. He's my new favorite comedian.
Indeed
"Giimee that bloodclatt!" Nothing good ever happens after those words are uttered.
Yuh think a lie?! 🤣😂
😂😂😂
gerard bain lmao
Dwll😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"Mi wah go from crab up to swoops!" Dwl!
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol what does that mean
@@James.k1373
Refer to her hairdos ; they stay on point!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love it it so true got cousins just like that
omg i could watch this over and over and still get the jokes 😂😂😂😂😂😂
tracyann tinnie ikr I watch it everyday lol
YES
I do
The way Mitzy holding that phone tho😂😂😂😂
YES!!!😂😂
His fingers are long 🤣
Gangsta style
Fave one
Yessss.. fuss ting me ah see
Pettyann's soft voice..." and don't call back hear?" Lol 😁
You notice that too lmao!
LMMFAO
Pettiann soft good thing she have mizy to defend her😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He is a very good actor. Two and more total different personalities in a second.
The way Mitzy holding the phone!
That alone have me in stitches!!!!!!
I can’t cope!
Yes, Mitzy is that friend who will get you properly beat when you get caught out alone :-D
🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 😂
😂😂😂
Right? 😂😂
Candi Brim 😭😭💀 yooo lmaooo
LMAO!!! Mitzy is about that life!!!
Yolanda Beckford indeed 🤣🤣🤣
“Yuh sound like yuh shape bad, yuh sound like yuh nose big”😂😂😂😂
LMFAO! child support ah run down elephant man... lol
miztri I died from laughter at that one lol
😂😂😂😂
I screamed so loud
Yesss mi dead dat part
HILARIOUS!!!!!
DWL!!!!!! Mi wah guh from Crab Up to Swoops. Hilarious!!
baby love
I could watch this over and over and crack up everytime. I need a friend like Mitzy
“ Gimmi dis bloodclat “ 🤣🤣
He a chase down mi girl like child support chase down Elephantman 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Walk down white plains rd in Bronx, NY and you'll hear all this
Yesss. Gun Hill Rd. Every ting guh dung fi true.
True!!!
I gonna start holding my phone so bahahhaha. 🙈🤣🤣🤣
Lol
“You look like a bus stop but the bus don’t stop at the stop!” Das a classic boy😂😂😂
My bf ain't a real bf unless she a go get on like Mitzy in my name!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Yoooo!!! I swear that's how Jamaican's cuss out females, I have heard this exact exchange growing up, only it was in person before the glass bottles started flying and cutlass came out.
DAMN!!
"Mi move from crab up to swoops!" Lol! I can't believe this hasn't gotten more views..this is comedy at it's best! Blessings Major Hype!😊
Hi pls translate i dont get this line
@@teefinerbee2450 It's Jamaican patois. When we say a hair style is "crab up crab up", it generally means the hair style has waves in it done by a comb and looks really good. "Swoops" as meant by major hype is the hairstyle is flicked upwards :)
Thank you💯. If i dont stop watching these today, I'll soon understand everything. 🤣❤
Listen to mi miss dun out oole no sah a weakkkkkkk!!!!! 😂
That's the difference between a Jamaican cussing you and everyone else 😂😂😂😂😂. No comparison, non ah tall 😂😂😂😂
U sound like u shape BAD!!! 😂 ok Marlon wife!! 😂
Mitzy is that friend you love but can't take her nowhere...
Same so
Gimme DIS bloodclaaaatttt!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Shanice bloodclart, she can't stop me - from crabup to swoops - lmao
Hi. Im so lost
no sah Mitzy wid a Z nuh easy none atall dwl
"I just buy ting to send back home". A likely excuse.
PettyAnns face😂😂😂😂😂
PettyAnn somebody get me off the floor 😆😆😆😆😆I can't deal wit it. Mad funny😆
So talented! Lmao 😂
laughed till I cried!!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😥😭😢😃😃😃😃
Carribean accents are so flavorful & rhythmic. They really make our Amercan accents sound so dull. Unforunately, bc of the thickness of the accents & the patois, I can only understand about half of whats being said lol. But its still funny 😁. Majah Hype 👏👏👏💯
This my favorite mitzy skit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 went off
Roppie pokie girl 🇬🇾
MsKismetNoRegrets wth does that mean....a loose female?
Exactly!
Slack pokie😭😭💀
I just love Mitzy’s square back with the shoulder bag draped across it...no effort whatsoever to look feminine.😂😊
Lol @ you look like you ah look a bus back, but di bus nah stop ah your stop !!!!
drunkman6914 LMAOOOO
💀💀 DWL
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hello, auhm... is dis the same person i talkin to...
I dont understand whats happening here...
LMBO!!!!!
Anthony Young she defending petty. hand
My friend phone numba inna your man phone wat yuh gunna do bout it? EH!? 🤨 🤨
That part had me laughing like a mad man.
Mitzy is hilarious 😂
After I heard those words "gimme dat bloodclart", I would have hung up, and called back later........ Maybe..🤣🤣
Mitzy is the breadrin I need. Both of us would've been locked up long time... 🤣🤣🤣
Mi ago ride him face.......DWL!!!
😂😂😂😂
💀
But how Mitzy with ah Z holding the phone like that 💀💀💀💀
"Shanice, BLOODCLATT, you can't stop me. you mad?" ! I watch this skit over and over.
Shanice had the last laugh.
One of my favorites!!!!😂😂😂😂
Everyone needs a friend like Mitzy
Hello goodnight may I speak to Pettyann please. Kills me every time.🇯🇲
"The bus stop nah stop at your stop" love the MITZY cussing run down! I am laughing through tears, it's that gooooooddddd! Then when the 'curly haired girl' says "I am going to block this number" More tears heaped upon laughter came streaming out...
Mitzy nuh easy.
hello good night 😂😋😂😂😂😂
Listen to 'miss donut hole!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣
I swear to god this guy is too funny😂😂😂😂
All the accents are on point so funny
Oh! so disrespectful, the lady trynna be nice.😁😁
I was so missing a good laugh thanks to di New uploads..do some sista sandrien too king.
mitzy slays me
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I CAN'T!!!! I LOVE IT.
This video never gets old😂😂😂
🥰😅One of Majah’s best!!!
"We ago ride him façe yuh si!"😂😂😂😂petty asf!
You are a brilliant comedian.When ever I need a good laugh I always come here.
The crazy thing is, I know Jamaican women who sound like both of them lol
Jamaican to the world. Mi luv being a Jamaican :)
Gimme dis bloodclat🤣🤣hello what ya callin for
Yuh soun like yuh shape bad.....naaaawwww sah a yah Suh nice🤣🤣🤣🤣
mi dwl some gal dunce ehh...lawd this one is too funny..she sounds like she shape bad..lawd a gosh
ropey pokie gal ha ha
" yuh sound like ya shape bad " 😂
Cho...once you hear 'bladclaaattt'..its all over..lolzzzz
Gimme dis bloodcart!!! Lyrics if ever I heard!!! Mitzy is off the chain. I have NEVER seen something so funny in all my life!!!
Majah ur just too funny👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:28 THAT T-SHIRT is everything!
I need mitzi as a friend lol
Has anybody checked out the hand motions of THIS man????
His way of showing serious femininity is ORF the chain whilst being Hardcore...OMG!!!
MAJAH U MAD!!! Xx
Mitzi's brand new crab up swoops hairstyle bad😂😂😂
Don't play with a Jamaican 🇯🇲🇯🇲🤣 give dis bloodclaat 😂😂
My girl. Make me tell you this. You man a run down me friend like how child support a run down Elephant Man 😭😂
😂😂😂😂😂 I'm done run him down like elephant man running from child support I'm weak 😂😂 😂😂😂
I don't understand most of his characters but I love their inflections! (I'm West Indian born in Flatbush!)
Mitzi hair look GOOD though...
Watching these Mitzy vids just make my day better 💯
is the wig the guyanese girl have on that does kill me 😂😂😂😂😂
SB 93 😂😂😂...
Where majah get those wigs. Lorrrrd😂😂😂
Hello, goodnight, this is Marlon’s wife 😂😂😂
Soud effects priceless
A same way Jamaican den gwaan fi true eeh no lol I love it
Shanice bloodclaat she cant stop me lol
If him no want tell u a ur buziness
Lol soo funny. I understand every other 3 words but its so relatable
lissen to me miss dun out ole....lol
😂😂😂😂
🎵🎵🎵 Bumbpaa.... to yuh forehead!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
“Jesus Chriasst” 😭😭😂😂😂
I like Majah t shirt
Lol miss dun out hole 😂😂😂
And alyuh don't call back this number 😂😂😂😂ohh jesus
Gimme did bloodcloot lmaooooo🤣
Hairstyle sell off
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mitzy!!!!! listennnn
Gimme dis bloodclot! 😂😂😂
Inna a real life 👑