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Unlikely things for a vet to say | Mock the Week - BBC
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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer-Home The performers suggest unlikely things for a vet to say in Scenes We'd Like to See.
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Dara O Briain and Hugh Dennis examine the events of the week.
Mock the Week | Series 16 Episode 10 | BBC
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Milton Jones: two seconds of joke, twenty-four seconds of laughter. Masterful.
Can only imagine the feeling of making other comedians lose it at one of your jokes haha
SMR J must be the goal I believe
SMR J. Mock the Week isn’t what it was. Everyone tries too hard and most of the laughter is obviously false.
They’ve ruined it.
Milton must've been really proud with that first one!
Is SMR J actually Andy Parsons?
@@raefrater4172 I must admit that I didn’t really understand the joke, but I’m glad it made everyone laugh the way it did
Milton single-handedly broke Ed, Ed, Nish and Dara with 4 words. That was so goddamn funny
And to break Ed, of of all of these is like John Cleese being broken by Greg Delaney
Ed Bryne that is
This is why Milton Jones is the king of one liners!
Milton broke the whole world with that
"Welcome to the Bakery" 🤣🤣🤣
Dominic Harrison i don’t get it !!
Dominic Harrison EVERYONE LOVED THAT 😄😄😄
Didn't laugh one bit
swifty gibson You’re boring then
It's just Milton Jones being silly and nonsensical as usual, lol. It's his style of humour, there's no joke as such.
Oh, Milton Jones. Walks on, says four words and breaks the cast.
I would like a peek at Milton's dreams.
They must be a cave of wonders
Scary thought lol
Bold of you to assume you wouldn't go completely insane
It would be a portal to Cloudcuckooland.
I have a feeling you wouldn't
"put everything down hangover"
To everyone asking about Milton first joke. It's one of those things thats unexpected and so completely ridiculous. Like a WTF moment.
Which is what he does all the time, sheer surreal British humour at its best.
Would've been better if he said butchers.
Like his Unlikely Small Ads joke.
"Hello! My name's Ads!"
As Dara would say - fits the theme.
I wanna like your comment but it will ruin the 666 likes
0:06. Off to a fantastic start :D Oh Milton...
What dopes Ed say right before Hugh goes on with the round, please?
It would be unlikely, reapeted
Elegance in its simplicity
I don't get it?
Did you really need the time stamp
The combination of the phrase, the voice and the mannerism makes Milton’s opening salvo amazing
I have no idea how many times I have watched the clip of Milton Jones, saying "Welcome to the bakery"
It's just SO stupid and yet SO brilliant
Day 69 of rewatching untill its no longer funny
help
@@BeanMachine360 You have a long way to go.
Same here. This one and the Mahmoud Abbas joke are the best ever on this show.
Milton's first joke is probably the funniest 'Scenes we'd Like to See' entry I've ever heard.
It is good, though the best ever though is still Frankie Boyles in unnerving things to hear in a medical examination you have the body of someone half your age growing inside your womb.
Why didn't any of them retort Milton with Ive come with my pure bread
They were too stunned :D
I prefer mixed bread, much more healthy
That was brilliant, mate.
That would have killed the joke
That would not be the vet speaking...
So it wouldn't fit the category 🤔...
0:10 When the kettle’s boiled
😂😂😂
lad
MrBobMarley If your kettle’s boiling, I think you might have the temperature too high.
I nearly fell over laughing at Miltons first joke.
Oh my Lord... Milton killed it... it’s as good as Robo Bongo Coocko Cop 😂😂😂😂👌🏽
The way Ed and Nish lost it at Milton’s joke at the start 😂😂😂
Milton: Welcome to the Bakery
Everyone in the room: *dies of laughter*
He’s a British Colin Mochrie.
Me: Why do people write youtube comments like scripts?
@@Fluffyolphert me: idfk mate it’s fun lol
Everyone: just watched a youtube video
Quinn Mullen: for no reason, I'll just write what we've all just seen.
@@JamesCalbraith mate I wrote that 3 years ago I spent all my time on Minecraft now I spend all my time on the piss
Milton jones first joke and ed byrnes hangover joke
Nish Kumar's reaction to Milton's first joke gets me every time!
I feel like you've won if you make Hugh Dennis laugh and pause on his way to the mic.
Aw, Milton looked dead chuffed that everyone laughed 😊
Milton just killed everybody with laughter!!! Still, better than Covid
The baker was probably one of Miltons granddads!
The vet was his other grandfather
No, it was his other other Granddad.
Every time I see Ed Gamble lose it laughing, it’s always Milton who told the joke
James Acaster and that other young comic the 3 are friends... good friends ....
Watchinh the other pannelists absolutely lose their shit is the best part about this show
It wouldn't be a "Scenes We'd Like to See" without Milton Jones giving us a bizarre one to laugh at!!! XD
It's incredibly rare to see Milton Jones smiling.
and what a smile!
He must've felt really good knowing he made the other comedians completely lose it
Milton Jones has such an unusual but yet genius comedy style
I really thought it would be "welcome to the bakery", followed by 2 mins 26 seconds of laughter.
Milton with the left field random win of the century. Omg it's just so great.
"Welcome to the bakery" might be one of the finest Scenes We'd Like to See moments
And it could be applied virtually anywhere. Even for "Things You Wouldn't Hear at the Bakery".
watched this in my local vet, the staff put it on their TV.
Milton Jones is the funniest man about!
Hes not though
I second that! 👍😂
james acaster
I just need a clip of Milton just floating and saying “Welcome the the bakery”
I love you Milton Jones, hahaha
Milton is just so random it makes you burst out laughing
Welcome to the bakery. The funniest one liner of all time.😊
Only Milton could break everyone up with laughter like that! He is the best comedian!
May this show never end
AussieVapez AussieVapez _/\_ 🤞🏾
this aged well
@@swsmith *Frankie:* "As a life peer, I would like to tender my resignation."
Yeah about that…
Milton definitely the Master of absurdism!
Colin Mochrie could give him a run for his money.
Milton is just something else 😂
"Welcome to the Bakery" should be the name of his next live show, and he's doing that arm thing on the cover :3
Ed' s joke "put everything down gangovers" is phenomenal!
Milton is a nutter :) Very funny, but haven't a clue about the bakery other than it's very unlikely for a vet to say! Made me laugh a lot whatever it meant :D
Soldier 0f4Tune vet = veterinarians. So he walks in a vets and says crazily "welcome to the bakery!" I'm literally crying with laughter.
Also there's a lot of ketamine that vets have so they er
Get high
when you put down animals you put them in a big ‘oven’ essentially. so it’s like they’re getting baked
Put that Rabbit in a Pie! 😈🐇🍮
Milton cracks me up every time. The old guy in the post office joke gets me every time!! Brilliant.
1/5 of this clip belongs to Milton. Well deserved, absolute belter.
Milton, you brilliant maniac :-)
The first joke ended at 0:09, the next joke started at 0:33 everything in the middle was howling laughter
Scientist call that "Peak Milton".
Simple one liners but absolutely funny.
Milton's bakery line got everyone laughing for about 5 minutes..
He is so quick whitted
If you can make your fellow comedians laugh in the way that Milton Jones did, it's funny
He is to _Mock the Week_ as Colin Mochrie is to _Whose Line is it Anyway?_
Look up his “Irish Drinking Song” lines for a taste.
That first one from Milton had me in bits
Milton is a national treasure
dead at the ‘one of them put everything down hangovers’
First joke and Milton already destroyed everybody 😂
I'm going to see Milton Jones next week i can't wait 😂😂😂
How did it go
@@james.martin1187 it was great
@@james.martin1187
How's your restaurant in yorky-shire
@@freedvonee512 so original
Milton folded all. Beautiful.😎
I was glad to see someone (Hugh) make a play on two meanings of "vet".
"Its just like the cat never died!" XD Jesus Christ woman! Savageeee
That's an old Ryan Stiles joke from "Whose Line is it Anyway". Still works, though.
I'm guessing that Milton was simply going for pure absurdity, but I thought that he was the ghost of a dog telling another with an illness about how this place is indeed the 'bakery'...
Nathan Francis that’s dark dude
“Don’t think of him as an old dog, think of him as a new rug!”
Watching this about the 5th time, only now did I get the "put everything down" line. One of their most magnificent rounds.
OK I laughed hardest at Ed's joke... I guess I'm a Brit😂😂
Milton is a force of nature 😂😂😂😂😂
Everytime I feel down I just watch this and problem solved 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Milton is so good
The “welcome to the bakery” joke has to be my favourite 😂
How can the first one floor me 💀💀
"Put everything down hangovers". It's worrying that I know what one of those feels like!
Dara: unlikely things for a vet to say
Milton just steps up to the mic and Pretty much ended the careers of his fellow comedians with one joke
Everyone who’s been taken in by the quarantine bread-making fad: 0:06
This is one of the strongst scenes I have seen so far. There must have been something in the air that night. Brilliant!!
I like the “Lines that would change the mood at a dinner party” personally thats my favourite
I laughed so suddenly with Milton Jones first joke I choked!!!
0:33 “From the makers of Cocka-one…”
This is a good one
so many excellent ones in this one
Pure comedy gold.
Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂 crying laughing here
This is when you know that you’ve peaked as a comedian
It is to Milton what “The Cat!” is to Colin Mochrie.
Oohhh! A "pet" vet not a "veteran" vet. It took me half way through to realize the video. It put a whole new spin on "welcome to the bakery!".
Robert Tucker Jr. lol a bit slow
We don't really use the term 'vet' or 'veteran' in the UK. To us, 'vet' is pretty obviously to do with animals
and at 1:50 Hugh Dennis merges the two
Ye in the UK we dont call them vets
Yeah vet means animals but in an email you'd always use veterinarian. Maybe it's the vocal context
One of the best 'Unlikely things...' ever 😂
Dark and great!
Milton's 10/10
One does not simply view this video one time 😂😂
I love the series, but this one was the best of the best.
No one would come up with anything close to the same line as Milton Jones...he's too unique!!! 😁
Minus 50 points to Milton for breaking the panel.
This is the best episode
This session was super funny
All right...great start
Nice
Ed's was my favourite
I'm sorry to say your horse has back cancer
OH it's a camel thanks god for that!
😂
This very video Ladies & Gentlemen, is HOW you go vegen 🤣🤣🤣
"Welcome to the bakery!"
- I think he wins.
Milton breaks the entire set
0:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Holy shit what a strong start
People need to chill. You're just jealous just because you didn't make the comedians laugh and because you didn't laugh.
Not only did he smash it he did it on the first joke on the topic
The first joke should be a whole video 😂 it’s like watching Monty Python
Insult to milton
M P was so see rap 8 could not watch complete tripe