CAT IN THE HAT: The SCARIEST Kids Movie? - Diamondbolt
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- They say that good movies are memorable. Well, Cat in the Hat must be good, because I will never sleep again without thinking of it.
Also, I kinda like this movie.
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"Don't laugh"
Me: *Don't stop me now, cus im havin' a good time, havin' a good time*
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Your FBI Agent pls don’t give out my search history
*I’m having a ball
Ha a queen reference
Thanos said everything must have balance so I'm gonna like this commet
God, i unironically love this movie just because of how chaotic it is
I like this movie because Mike Myers is in it.
And Mike Myers was Shrek.
*_SOME-_*
It's like sonic 06 and Plan 9 from outer space. So bad it's good.
Same
The Living Gamer and hotel mario
@@theutubepower1243 Thanks! I forgot that and the zelda CDI!
Fun fact Frank Welker is in this movie, for those that don't know voiced g1 megatron,cartoon slimer, scooter from go-bots,scooby doo, and many others, he voiced the dog in this movie. Yes the dog that has no dialog is voiced by the great Frank Welker
6:18
FRANK WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU YOU USED TO BE COOL BUT NOW YOUR A $UCKING DOG Still my favorite character in the movie
Frank voices a lot of animals in media
@@robertstephen8372 that me after I just found out.
bro does animal noises all the time
The cat was one of the aliens that got out of area 51 early
I see why they covered up the successful raid of the base
KittenSprout both the cat and the grinch in their live action forms escaped Area 51 they were later caught, and to cover it up cat in the hat got a pbs animated show, and an animated movie for grinch by illumination was made
He was DANGEROUS He can tear the space of reality and send people to other dimensions
Mike Myers wasn’t playing the cat in the hat. He was playing the bat with a gat
Cat in the Hat the true gangsta
Johny gat from saints row
Chase Skidmore are you sure it wasn’t the cat and the fat
It was rainy as hell and boring as fuck
Chase Skidmore no a bat with a bat
9:39 The running joke through this review has been that the Cat in the Hat is scary, but this is _legitimately_ shot, scored, and acted with a threatening tone.
Surprise! The Cat's a serial killer!
@@dr.bright6272 he is hiding behind these kids there is something seriously messed up with this cat
Why do you have a shark on your desk? IS THAT A TEASE FOR SHARKNADOR?!
Oh if only, it's clearly Sharktale. :P
@@Mate397 no no no, I believe you mean SharkBoy and LavaGirl
Lemon he already made a video on that movie
@@snarl8 he remakes the video
noob2568 /John Smith HD remakes be like
Fun fact: lovecraftian horror as a genre has lots of creatures whose very existence is beyond human comprehension and the pure knowledge of its existence can drive one mad. So what were you saying about Alec Baldwin?
This fits too perfectly to be coincidental
9:52
Unholy
I can't figure out why but I LOVED this movie as a child I watched this movie thousands of times
Same here
Y’all had brain cancer
So this is where the CATS 2019 movie got inspired from.
Oh God I've just only seen the Thumbnail and its already a nightmare wtf
If you saw the CATS movie then god rest your soul
Squidward Tentacles hahaha
The cat in the hat is a prequel to cats
@Thomas Davis that explains a lot.
The holy trilogy of cat films
The Cat in the Hat
Catwoman (2004)
Cats (2019)
This deserves more likes
Preston Harvey Does another settlement need my help?
The cat in that hat wasn't that bad
Don't forget cats and dogs
@Preston Harvey I know I am going to hell, but when I do I want god to need time to send me there
5:31 is it bad that I want a Batman movie where the Joker is played by Mike Myers?
Also, the laugh at 3:31 is amazing.
I was actually thinking that while watching this video
Yes,Yes it is bad
Me: *Sees video thumbnail*
Me: I've been waiting for this day for a long time.
I loved this movie as a kid....and I still do
The students in my class wanted to watch this over and over again whenever we watched movies in 7th grade and when I brought Spider-Man 2, they didn't even want to finish it saying it was a "old movie".
What has society become?
Idiocracy seems inevitable.
Ummm.... Cat in the hat came out BEFORE Spider-Man 2 😐
You got movies in middle school.
Also you there’s that one kid who watches it for the memes .
Both movies are for the memes mate.
FixyFams *ironic* they called a movie old and chose to watch an older one
In 2034 Dr Seuss is public domain.
We will be able to make official horror movies out of his franchises.
"my favorite was the book where he cheated on her dying wife"...
That went dark quick xD
But Sadly It Is True.
The film where Mike Myers gave Michael Myers a run for his money in the horror department...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Are those two different people?
@@dhararry7929 Mike Myers is the actor that played the Cat, and Michael Myers is the killer from the Halloween franchise
I did research on the internet and noticed that this movie’s marketing was so in-your-face in the sense that there was so many product tie-ins, books, and toys promoting the movie. It was apparent that they focused wayyyy too much on the marketing that the filmmakers forgot to make the actual movie good.
“Don’t ask why I have a shark on my desk.”
Why would I?
I like sharks
Farts
Hahahahhahahahahahahhahah
Drinks coke
No he is spreading
I think you mean "the best adult movie disguised as a kids film"
3:05
No wonder why the furries even exist.
fun fact: that's actually pennywise in the form of cat in the hat
Kaleb Phelps-Crisp I wouldn't be surprised
This movie was given a PG rating, but it feels like one more joke would have pushed it right into R.
Also, is honestly feels like the Cat was the true villain of this film. Everything that he does makes him seem less like the character from the book, and more like an agent of chaos who ruins people's lives for his own amusement. Larry wasn't even the antagonist, just an all-around jerk who ended up getting the shortest end of the stick.
7:49 funniest shit in the world to 10-year-old me. Didn't even know the word hoe had a definition apart from the gardening tool.
"This movie is horrifying!" May I remind you that Cats (2019) is a thing
You think a little cgi can compare to thedemon that is the cat
@@biggoofy Meh I just think that Cats 2019 is more terrifying
He include a scene from it he knows
@@Utb1875 I wasn't done with the video when I commented that.
No, that goes to trolland
1:06 ‘they’re really obsessed with hand sanitizer’
Na mate that’s just Australia now
I guess this movie predicted 2020
That’s everybody now
Its ZA WARUDO by now
Victoria actually
@@silverzzz6964 yup
3:48 My reaction to the WandaVision finale
1:05 Imagine watching this in 2020 and realising how relevant this is.
Yea it be like that tho
That guy was ahead of his time.
Cat in the hat: EXISTS
My brain: aight imma head out
crugga
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This movie is a cinematic masterpiece when I was 5 and now the older you get the more jokes you start to see it’s just funnier each time.
Add a comma after the now
I know right
This makes it chapter 2 look like a children's movie.
Lol
No
The Cat in the Hat makes any horror movie look like a children's movie.
@@TheRealSuperRabbid it make the thing look like pg baby’s film
@@TheRealSuperRabbid Suuure tell that to Human Centipede and The Tusk.
I’m already laughing and you can’t stop me
than u literary choose death
cause you cant stop laughing
I-is he ok? He has been laughing for 9 WHOLE HOURS!
😂😂😂😂😂
super Sonic Blue and I’m still laughing
We don't have to stop you.
Either you do or old grim reaper is gonna get ya.
0:12 oh no its Michael Meyers the cat!
Scariest? Trust me, you haven’t seen Son of the Mask and The Nutcracker in 3D!
What the hell were those rat people in Nutcracker... And the... Holocaust... For some reason... But l the ladder scene was goddamn awful to be honest...
Also, Son of The Mask isn't a kids film. If anything, it was a film that the government made to break people's sanity for research.
Nostalgia Critic.
I think you mean Son from Hell and Nazi Nutcracker
I read Son of the Nut and Maskcracker. Dunno why
When I read nutcracker I picture a nutcracker kicking people in the balls while the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy plays in the background.
The cat in the hat movie aka the 2019 cats prequel
Oh God no nooooo
Yeah I think your true on that.
Actually makes sense
But hey thats just a theory a film theory
@@youraveragefpsfan3784 poop
Did you know there was supposed to be a sequel, but It ended up getting canceled. I would've been called "The cat In the Hat comes Back". Thank God It never happened. ( I do Really want a cat in the hat cooking show, featuring Gordon Ramsay in a cat costume)
Mmm Gordon Ramsay in a Cat Costume, genius.
My childhood was ruined when I watch it, due to the fact that i watched the cartoon and it like's watching avatar the last airbender then watching the live action last airbender
It's better if you think of it as a parody not an adaptation
Same XD
What do you mean this was a great movie
Hi gon
NO NOT THE LIVE ACTION AVATAR MOVIE WHY THE PAIN THE MISERY
0:05 did he just say dr zeus or am i going crazy
When the cat in the hat movie came out Mike Myers Bank account grew three sizes that day
Ha, nice
POV: When your name's Konrad and look at the screen with attention every time Diamondbolt says "Conrad".
Live action Cat in the Hat can't hurt you, he's not real
*demonic Cat in the Hat laughter*
Live Action Cat in the Hat, aka, my sleep paralysis demon
At least it looks better than Cats 2019
God Bless Your Perfection
Lmao
This is like Jontron but he uploads more often.
Alex Kielstra and he’s also not a huge dickbag
@@gingersnap6004 JonTron is not a dickbag
assassin boi He is though
I don’t know man. Jontron seems like a really cool dude to me
I prefer this dude
"who are very fond of hand sanitizer" -2019 Diamondbolt 2020 "i wonder why" - me 2020
“ DON’T laugh “
…
“ *DON’T laugh* “
I laughed into tears the second time he said it
drinking game: take a shot everytime bolt zooms in on literally anything
4 bottles of that stuff, that'll kill probs 13 people...
"Honey it was ruined when she bought it."
No (click) no o didnt
My favourite line
1:23 J. Jonah Jameson finally has a worthy opponent
Unlimited Sand 😹fr
Unlimited Sand J Jonah Jamison: *finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary*
7:54 It's mike myers what do you epxpect.
The fact that you paused right after the cat talked about drunken clowns with hepatitis actually made me laugh
Son of the mask: "AM I A JOKE TO YOU "
Nathaniel Foga emoji movie: ahem you called?
I recognise that name-
It's you-
NATHANIEL FOGA-
Nathaniel Foga We don’t talk about that movie. It DOES NOT exist! It NEVER happened!
Godzilla vs hedorah: あなたは私をあえてクソ？(You fucking dare me?)
@@notmariolevi2863 hey while Godzilla vs Hedorah maybe a special kind of batsh*t crazy but still more enjoyable then all those films.
Man I Love your videos keep up the good work
1:24 this dude has been prepared for the coronavirus all along
This movie deserved to be berried in the middle of the dessert, and to rediscovered 50 later (or not)
(Look up ET movie game buried in desert, to understand this reference)
11:32 now I know this movie is dark. The cat murdered the narrator of the film and is mimicking the narrator’s voice😱😱😱😱
6:04 This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
Sir, they’ve got up the ventilation shaft
Now there’s a third one he’s multiplying 6:08
The Live Action Cat In The Hat is the most powerful being ever created. I unironically love this movie
Top 20 characters who can beat Thanos even with the Infinity Gauntlet
"Don't ask why I have a Shark on my desk" 0:42
Pretty foreshadowing
8:21 when you find the fucker that's been spawn killing for the whole game and he's hard scoping
4:38 "oh boy, deviantart's gonna have a FIELD DAY WITH THIS ONE!"
The best line I the whole thing.
5:44 Well, at least somebody's exposed the truth behind circuses.
Expectly digital ones that are “amazing” and Australian
True 5:37
I’m surprised he didn’t go over the Universal Studios product placement
5:15 Where my 3rd-grade teacher turned off the movie before the whole class took a field trip to the therapist's office.
2:21 my favorite part of this whole video
My favorite part from this movie when i was a kid XD
6:18
Glad to see the Exorcist, Alien, and The Conjuring finaly had that crossover.
I'm creating a cartoon. It's called, Forgotten Tales! It's about these forgotten and obscure characters that go on wacky and crazy adventures.
I saw this movie as a kid.... and now you know why I wish every day to my last.
....Why didn't I grow up with 1973's Dr. Suess on the Loose?
The Real Eh See me too😅
I went to see this as part of a school field trip when it came out in Theaters. I only really remember that cause there was a tornado warning halfway though the movie and we all had to take shelter under our seats while the movie continued to play.
In my opinion this Movie was much more terrifying than the idea of a Tornado ripping through the Theater.
4:50: Follow up story
The cat was found to have been brutally beaten to death in his cell.
He leaves behind two demons and a talking goldfish that has been seized alongside a mysterious crate which was given to the Scp foundation for examination
Good.
Make it real SCP!
We still haven't opened it
Please never open the crate
and extermination.
5:00 thank u for putting this memory in my head
8:16 Dr Seuss rolling around in his grave right now
This move is a work of art
1:04 This seems to be the only company created entirely in anticipation of the future
Fun fact: the real name of this movie is "Furry" the movie
Diamondbolt: dont laugh... DONT LAUGH >:C
Me: trys to hold pretending laughter in.
4:18 AN SCP HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
No I think it’s from the upside down
SEND IN THE GOC IMMEDIATELY
Welp shit.
KILL IT WITH FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is that 166?
This movie walked so Cats can run
You mean this movie triped so cats could fall
@@nojustno4209 That's it. You've killed me. I've died from laughter. Goodbye world.
Who remembers that Cat in The Hat cartoon that I forgot where it was on. That was my childhood and it was amazing.
11:45 Imagine if you will, these two roll up to your house like this, you know what they want, you owe them money, you pretend not to be home, they fell for it, but just when you think the worst is over, from the hallway you hear the cat's laugh... The End.
Well don’t tell bolt that Seuss got canceled.
I’m sorry bolt... *I laughed*
You Should Watch The Deleted Scenes Of This Movie, There Are A lots
If you don't value your life that is!
I remember reading the novelisation, which had a few of the deleted scenes. Why do I still have that?
satan and his demons disguised as famous book characters only to find out they do not have good costumes. But kids did not notice... so he took advantage forcing them to open an evil replica of hell called "The Mother of All Messes!!!"
I fear no man...
But that- that *thing*
Cat: Eauh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
*It scares me*
Underrated comment lol
I Thought I clicked onto a, Diamond Bolt Video.
*Not a Furry hanging around two minors*
I love this masterpiece
my little cousin: **beats me at a game he discovered yesterday**
me, a person who has a *lot* of experience with said game: 6:18
“And he was cultured” you mean “you uncultured swine”
Also hi ADAM
Thanks
Every character in this movie is written like Ross from Friends.
0:12 cant get over that scream
“We begin in a realestate company that seems to be really fond of hand sanitizer”
The ceo: my plans are beyond your existence
This had me dying laughing I cried idk why but the editing made it better 🤣
“The amazing bulk” 😂😂
My Mom:I have a surprise.
Me:What is it?
My Mom:We are watching a movie.
Me:Yehey
We go to the theater and I am surprised because it is cat in the hat
Tomorrow of the movie:
Me:Have nightmares
6:12 I don't know why, but I love this bit. It's actually funny for me...
Not in a ironic way either, I'm serious.
Sounds like gordon Ramsey
That man who likes hand sanitizer was onto something
Fun fact: mike myers was legally forced to play the cat in the hat
Poor man
Everyone when the corona virus came: 1:05
Yessir
this was one of my favorite movies as a kid😭
The screen saver on your computer is terrifying, imagine starting up your computer and you just have that unblinking monstrosity staring at you.
therapist:live action cat in the hat isint real,but it hurts us
This still looks like a much better cat film the cats(2019)
Me when watching the scene at 9:38 I start to have duck season flashbacks to tape 12.