fun fact: Tim Allen was supposed to play the cat, and he was going to do a werewolf type scenario where he turned into the cat when the children misbehaved... glad that didn't happen
This movie was given a PG rating, but it feels like one more joke would have pushed it right into R. Also, is honestly feels like the Cat was the true villain of this film. Everything that he does makes him seem less like the character from the book, and more like an agent of chaos who ruins people's lives for his own amusement. Larry wasn't even the antagonist, just an all-around jerk who ended up getting the shortest end of the stick.
Fun fact Frank Welker is in this movie, for those that don't know voiced g1 megatron,cartoon slimer, scooter from go-bots,scooby doo, and many others, he voiced the dog in this movie. Yes the dog that has no dialog is voiced by the great Frank Welker
Fun fact: lovecraftian horror as a genre has lots of creatures whose very existence is beyond human comprehension and the pure knowledge of its existence can drive one mad. So what were you saying about Alec Baldwin?
9:39 The running joke through this review has been that the Cat in the Hat is scary, but this is _legitimately_ shot, scored, and acted with a threatening tone.
KittenSprout both the cat and the grinch in their live action forms escaped Area 51 they were later caught, and to cover it up cat in the hat got a pbs animated show, and an animated movie for grinch by illumination was made
I did research on the internet and noticed that this movie’s marketing was so in-your-face in the sense that there was so many product tie-ins, books, and toys promoting the movie. It was apparent that they focused wayyyy too much on the marketing that the filmmakers forgot to make the actual movie good.
This would actually make a great horror movie. I love Dr. Seuss, but I think a movie about two children unlocking a demon like the Cat in the Hat would be quite the horror film.
Ehh tbh everyone except 1 and 2 aren't exactly horrifying, not even the Cat and isn't really that bad but 1 and 2 are still terrifying, the only thing that's actually scary.
The Grinch screenwriters wrote Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Cat in the Hat screenwriters wrote episodes of Seinfeld. That alone explains why The Grinch had more warmth.
The students in my class wanted to watch this over and over again whenever we watched movies in 7th grade and when I brought Spider-Man 2, they didn't even want to finish it saying it was a "old movie". What has society become?
this is one of those few movies that can be allowed to not have a logical "plot" and still be funny and hilarious to just simply enjoy without thinking about it lol this review was great XD
Literally, sometimes in critical about movies but I give this one the pass. I feel like it wouldn't be such a good movie if it actually made sense, the chaos is the best bit
My childhood was ruined when I watch it, due to the fact that i watched the cartoon and it like's watching avatar the last airbender then watching the live action last airbender
What the hell were those rat people in Nutcracker... And the... Holocaust... For some reason... But l the ladder scene was goddamn awful to be honest... Also, Son of The Mask isn't a kids film. If anything, it was a film that the government made to break people's sanity for research.
Did you know there was supposed to be a sequel, but It ended up getting canceled. I would've been called "The cat In the Hat comes Back". Thank God It never happened. ( I do Really want a cat in the hat cooking show, featuring Gordon Ramsay in a cat costume)
Sometimes I wonder if this movie is just a really wacky episode of “To Catch a Predator” Yes. You could say I stole that joke from the Nostalgia Critic, but I prefer to think of it as a reference instead.
This movie deserved to be berried in the middle of the dessert, and to rediscovered 50 later (or not) (Look up ET movie game buried in desert, to understand this reference)
When I was an infant and still in preschool my friend asked me “have you seen The Cat In The Hat?” My innocent self went “of course!” (Obviously I meant the animated version) I’m really glad I had no idea what she meant.
11:45 Imagine if you will, these two roll up to your house like this, you know what they want, you owe them money, you pretend not to be home, they fell for it, but just when you think the worst is over, from the hallway you hear the cat's laugh... The End.
4:50: Follow up story The cat was found to have been brutally beaten to death in his cell. He leaves behind two demons and a talking goldfish that has been seized alongside a mysterious crate which was given to the Scp foundation for examination
fun fact: Tim Allen was supposed to play the cat, and he was going to do a werewolf type scenario where he turned into the cat when the children misbehaved... glad that didn't happen
that also makes the joke at 4:03 pretty ironic
That might have been better.
Sean Stark I feel like that sounds more interesting 😅
Don't be so sure.
Is that true
I think you mean "the best adult movie disguised as a kids film"
3:05
No wonder why the furries even exist.
fun fact: that's actually pennywise in the form of cat in the hat
Kaleb Phelps-Crisp I wouldn't be surprised
This movie was given a PG rating, but it feels like one more joke would have pushed it right into R.
Also, is honestly feels like the Cat was the true villain of this film. Everything that he does makes him seem less like the character from the book, and more like an agent of chaos who ruins people's lives for his own amusement. Larry wasn't even the antagonist, just an all-around jerk who ended up getting the shortest end of the stick.
Fun fact Frank Welker is in this movie, for those that don't know voiced g1 megatron,cartoon slimer, scooter from go-bots,scooby doo, and many others, he voiced the dog in this movie. Yes the dog that has no dialog is voiced by the great Frank Welker
6:18
FRANK WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU YOU USED TO BE COOL BUT NOW YOUR A $UCKING DOG Still my favorite character in the movie
Frank voices a lot of animals in media
@@robertstephen8372 that me after I just found out.
bro does animal noises all the time
Sadistic furry Shrek: The Movie
at least it's better than Cats
Now I know why they designed it that way
Same universe
Yes I will never watch it or the trailer I saw them and I don't want to see them again
Well that’s true...
Don’t mention that movie in my presence
Fun fact: lovecraftian horror as a genre has lots of creatures whose very existence is beyond human comprehension and the pure knowledge of its existence can drive one mad. So what were you saying about Alec Baldwin?
This fits too perfectly to be coincidental
9:52
Unholy
Mike Myers ironically committed war crimes for this movie
i’m sorry for this comment🗿
Why do you have a shark on your desk? IS THAT A TEASE FOR SHARKNADOR?!
Oh if only, it's clearly Sharktale. :P
@@Mate397 no no no, I believe you mean SharkBoy and LavaGirl
Lemon he already made a video on that movie
@@snarl8 he remakes the video
noob2568 /John Smith HD remakes be like
"Don't laugh"
Me: *Don't stop me now, cus im havin' a good time, havin' a good time*
E
Your FBI Agent pls don’t give out my search history
*I’m having a ball
Ha a queen reference
Thanos said everything must have balance so I'm gonna like this commet
9:39 The running joke through this review has been that the Cat in the Hat is scary, but this is _legitimately_ shot, scored, and acted with a threatening tone.
Surprise! The Cat's a serial killer!
@@dr.bright6272 he is hiding behind these kids there is something seriously messed up with this cat
Mike Myers wasn’t playing the cat in the hat. He was playing the bat with a gat
Cat in the Hat the true gangsta
Johny gat from saints row
Chase Skidmore are you sure it wasn’t the cat and the fat
It was rainy as hell and boring as fuck
Chase Skidmore no a bat with a bat
The cat was one of the aliens that got out of area 51 early
I see why they covered up the successful raid of the base
KittenSprout both the cat and the grinch in their live action forms escaped Area 51 they were later caught, and to cover it up cat in the hat got a pbs animated show, and an animated movie for grinch by illumination was made
He was DANGEROUS He can tear the space of reality and send people to other dimensions
I can't figure out why but I LOVED this movie as a child I watched this movie thousands of times
Same here
Y’all had brain cancer
"Dirty Hoe!!"
- A kids movie...
"Super"
"Hydraulic"
"Instantaneous"
"Transporter"
-A kids movie
And having 34 likes makes this perfect
All ages
SON OF A BI-
A family picture
So this is where the CATS 2019 movie got inspired from.
Oh God I've just only seen the Thumbnail and its already a nightmare wtf
If you saw the CATS movie then god rest your soul
Squidward Tentacles hahaha
The cat in the hat is a prequel to cats
@Thomas Davis that explains a lot.
I did research on the internet and noticed that this movie’s marketing was so in-your-face in the sense that there was so many product tie-ins, books, and toys promoting the movie. It was apparent that they focused wayyyy too much on the marketing that the filmmakers forgot to make the actual movie good.
I am pretty sure this was actually intended to be a horror movie, but they were forced to redirect their creativity into a kids film
Since Mike Myers is in this, I think this was intended for the Austin Powers demographic.
Pretty sure they didn’t try to fix it then
Pls they need to make a horror remake of the movie
This would actually make a great horror movie. I love Dr. Seuss, but I think a movie about two children unlocking a demon like the Cat in the Hat would be quite the horror film.
Ehh tbh everyone except 1 and 2 aren't exactly horrifying, not even the Cat and isn't really that bad but 1 and 2 are still terrifying, the only thing that's actually scary.
He’s scared of this, but not coraline. How exactly?
Personal Preferences I guess?
Because Coraline is a good movie
That cat is scarier in the cat in the hat
The Other Mother is nowhere near as terrifying as Mike Myers in a fursuit.
And he’s scared of Angela Anaconda... which is understandable
This movie feels like one of those weird nightmares that you have that goes on for too long
The Grinch screenwriters wrote Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Cat in the Hat screenwriters wrote episodes of Seinfeld.
That alone explains why The Grinch had more warmth.
and why I appreciate the adult jokes in Cat in the Hat more now that I'm older
The Grinch is Jim Carey right?
@@matthewreynoso6904 chicken nugget zoom indeed chicken nugget zoom
That's really sad that they wasted their talent.
Huh....
The students in my class wanted to watch this over and over again whenever we watched movies in 7th grade and when I brought Spider-Man 2, they didn't even want to finish it saying it was a "old movie".
What has society become?
Idiocracy seems inevitable.
Ummm.... Cat in the hat came out BEFORE Spider-Man 2 😐
You got movies in middle school.
Also you there’s that one kid who watches it for the memes .
Both movies are for the memes mate.
FixyFams *ironic* they called a movie old and chose to watch an older one
In 2034 Dr Seuss is public domain.
We will be able to make official horror movies out of his franchises.
The holy trilogy of cat films
The Cat in the Hat
Catwoman (2004)
Cats (2019)
This deserves more likes
Preston Harvey Does another settlement need my help?
The cat in that hat wasn't that bad
Don't forget cats and dogs
@Preston Harvey I know I am going to hell, but when I do I want god to need time to send me there
"my favorite was the book where he cheated on her dying wife"...
That went dark quick xD
But Sadly It Is True.
this is one of those few movies that can be allowed to not have a logical "plot" and still be funny and hilarious to just simply enjoy without thinking about it lol this review was great XD
Ok
@@Marvelfanatic3658 wow such a deep and intuitive response thank you for that input
@@DemonSaine np buddy.
Literally, sometimes in critical about movies but I give this one the pass. I feel like it wouldn't be such a good movie if it actually made sense, the chaos is the best bit
I need more chaos in everything
I’m already laughing and you can’t stop me
than u literary choose death
cause you cant stop laughing
I-is he ok? He has been laughing for 9 WHOLE HOURS!
😂😂😂😂😂
super Sonic Blue and I’m still laughing
We don't have to stop you.
Either you do or old grim reaper is gonna get ya.
The film where Mike Myers gave Michael Myers a run for his money in the horror department...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Are those two different people?
@@dhararry7929 Mike Myers is the actor that played the Cat, and Michael Myers is the killer from the Halloween franchise
5:31 is it bad that I want a Batman movie where the Joker is played by Mike Myers?
Also, the laugh at 3:31 is amazing.
I was actually thinking that while watching this video
Yes,Yes it is bad
1:06 ‘they’re really obsessed with hand sanitizer’
Na mate that’s just Australia now
I guess this movie predicted 2020
That’s everybody now
Its ZA WARUDO by now
Victoria actually
@@silverzzz6964 yup
“Don’t ask why I have a shark on my desk.”
Why would I?
I like sharks
Farts
Hahahahhahahahahahahhahah
Drinks coke
No he is spreading
Sally: It's just like a circus!
Cat: yeah but without the abused animals or drunken clowns with hepatitis
Me: hey cool, I'm dead
"This movie is horrifying!" May I remind you that Cats (2019) is a thing
You think a little cgi can compare to thedemon that is the cat
@@biggoofy Meh I just think that Cats 2019 is more terrifying
He include a scene from it he knows
@@Utb1875 I wasn't done with the video when I commented that.
No, that goes to trolland
Me: *Sees video thumbnail*
Me: I've been waiting for this day for a long time.
I loved this movie as a kid....and I still do
7:49 funniest shit in the world to 10-year-old me. Didn't even know the word hoe had a definition apart from the gardening tool.
My childhood was ruined when I watch it, due to the fact that i watched the cartoon and it like's watching avatar the last airbender then watching the live action last airbender
It's better if you think of it as a parody not an adaptation
Same XD
What do you mean this was a great movie
Hi gon
NO NOT THE LIVE ACTION AVATAR MOVIE WHY THE PAIN THE MISERY
1:05 Imagine watching this in 2020 and realising how relevant this is.
Yea it be like that tho
That guy was ahead of his time.
“Astounding Products” is the single greatest scene in cinematic history and I fucking refuse to hear otherwise.
Micheal Bays explosions wants to know your ip address
Bolt: "Don't laugh. DON'T laugh."
Me: *instantly laughs*
It was that oaet that made me laugh. I wouldn't have cared at all if he hadn't deliberately pointed it out
Heir of Caedus 200th like
Bolt: It can't be just me who's terrified
Me: *Is laughing at everything the Cat does*
lol they ironically actually made this movie funny 😂
Yep
God Bless Your Perfection
269 likes
Same
This movie is a cinematic masterpiece when I was 5 and now the older you get the more jokes you start to see it’s just funnier each time.
Add a comma after the now
I know right
Cat in the hat: EXISTS
My brain: aight imma head out
crugga
crugga
crugga
Crugga
Crugga
At least they did the cat practically. If it was a modern movie it would be a horrible cgi abomination.
Tyler, The Content Creator VERY TRUE. It would have been terrifying
@@gracekim1998 if it was made in modern times with CGI it will give children twice the amount of nightmares
@@memelover6917 yeah like how sonic looked until.. THE SECOND TRAILER
*cough cough, Cats *cough cough.
@@sinfulnitwit7647 AHHH!!!!! NOT THAT PLEASE! HAVE MERCY!
I'm being serious, I loved this movie as a kid
And it wasn't even in the ironic way I love it now, I just thought it was a fantastic movie 💀
Me too
Same! It was the kind of a movie I'd ever wanted as a kid
This movie is like a prequel to one of the cats from the movie cats (2019)
Maybe the origin story for Macavity(the main villain of the cats movie).
@Preston Harvey yes
This makes it chapter 2 look like a children's movie.
Lol
No
The Cat in the Hat makes any horror movie look like a children's movie.
@@TheRealSuperRabbid it make the thing look like pg baby’s film
@@TheRealSuperRabbid Suuure tell that to Human Centipede and The Tusk.
POV: When your name's Konrad and look at the screen with attention every time Diamondbolt says "Conrad".
Live action Cat in the Hat can't hurt you, he's not real
*demonic Cat in the Hat laughter*
Live Action Cat in the Hat, aka, my sleep paralysis demon
At least it looks better than Cats 2019
God Bless Your Perfection
Lmao
Scariest? Trust me, you haven’t seen Son of the Mask and The Nutcracker in 3D!
What the hell were those rat people in Nutcracker... And the... Holocaust... For some reason... But l the ladder scene was goddamn awful to be honest...
Also, Son of The Mask isn't a kids film. If anything, it was a film that the government made to break people's sanity for research.
Nostalgia Critic.
I think you mean Son from Hell and Nazi Nutcracker
I read Son of the Nut and Maskcracker. Dunno why
When I read nutcracker I picture a nutcracker kicking people in the balls while the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy plays in the background.
Did you know there was supposed to be a sequel, but It ended up getting canceled. I would've been called "The cat In the Hat comes Back". Thank God It never happened. ( I do Really want a cat in the hat cooking show, featuring Gordon Ramsay in a cat costume)
Mmm Gordon Ramsay in a Cat Costume, genius.
The cats laugh: exists
Emperor palpatine: finally a worthy apponent our battle will be legendary
Mark Hamil Joker enters the chat
Penny wise and Joaquin pheonix have entered the chat
J jonah jamerson from spoider man entered the chat
Bill Cipher has entered the chat
Cat becomes the son of the Devils son
When the cat in the hat movie came out Mike Myers Bank account grew three sizes that day
Ha, nice
drinking game: take a shot everytime bolt zooms in on literally anything
4 bottles of that stuff, that'll kill probs 13 people...
The cat in the hat movie aka the 2019 cats prequel
Oh God no nooooo
Yeah I think your true on that.
Actually makes sense
But hey thats just a theory a film theory
@@youraveragefpsfan3784 poop
This is like Jontron but he uploads more often.
Alex Kielstra and he’s also not a huge dickbag
@@gingersnap6004 JonTron is not a dickbag
assassin boi He is though
I don’t know man. Jontron seems like a really cool dude to me
I prefer this dude
3:48 My reaction to the WandaVision finale
"Honey it was ruined when she bought it."
No (click) no o didnt
My favourite line
“ DON’T laugh “
…
“ *DON’T laugh* “
I laughed into tears the second time he said it
Sometimes I wonder if this movie is just a really wacky episode of “To Catch a Predator”
Yes. You could say I stole that joke from the Nostalgia Critic, but I prefer to think of it as a reference instead.
Still a reference to NC, and that's a crime against humanity
1:23 J. Jonah Jameson finally has a worthy opponent
Unlimited Sand 😹fr
Unlimited Sand J Jonah Jamison: *finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary*
I'm creating a cartoon. It's called, Forgotten Tales! It's about these forgotten and obscure characters that go on wacky and crazy adventures.
"who are very fond of hand sanitizer" -2019 Diamondbolt 2020 "i wonder why" - me 2020
Glad to see the Exorcist, Alien, and The Conjuring finaly had that crossover.
"that cat in the hat, the scariest kids movie?"
*Coraline staring menacingly in the background*
5:15 Where my 3rd-grade teacher turned off the movie before the whole class took a field trip to the therapist's office.
The Live Action Cat In The Hat is the most powerful being ever created. I unironically love this movie
Top 20 characters who can beat Thanos even with the Infinity Gauntlet
10:42 a "2000s" song. That's a Smash Mouth rendition of an old song by the Beatles.
Well thanks to Mike myers
4:38 "oh boy, deviantart's gonna have a FIELD DAY WITH THIS ONE!"
The best line I the whole thing.
This movie is complete and utter madness. And i love it.
Perfection
1:57 He looks like Purple Guy from FNAF 🟪
Why would you remind me of this movies existence? the traumatic memories are coming back now!
It's his job I guess
Therapist: What may have caused the trauma?
Me: Well you know cat in the hat?
Therapist: Oh dear god, you need some PTSD medication!
Underated comment
are you Alex Baldwin
4:51 good ending
1:24 this dude has been prepared for the coronavirus all along
This movie deserved to be berried in the middle of the dessert, and to rediscovered 50 later (or not)
(Look up ET movie game buried in desert, to understand this reference)
3:06
That laugh tho
“We begin in a realestate company that seems to be really fond of hand sanitizer”
The ceo: my plans are beyond your existence
6:04 This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!
Sir, they’ve got up the ventilation shaft
Now there’s a third one he’s multiplying 6:08
12:38 this might actually be warranted since you set the age to 2 but i could just be really sheltered.
5:44 Well, at least somebody's exposed the truth behind circuses.
Expectly digital ones that are “amazing” and Australian
True 5:37
Son of the mask: "AM I A JOKE TO YOU "
Nathaniel Foga emoji movie: ahem you called?
I recognise that name-
It's you-
NATHANIEL FOGA-
Nathaniel Foga We don’t talk about that movie. It DOES NOT exist! It NEVER happened!
Godzilla vs hedorah: あなたは私をあえてクソ？(You fucking dare me?)
@@notmariolevi2863 hey while Godzilla vs Hedorah maybe a special kind of batsh*t crazy but still more enjoyable then all those films.
Man I Love your videos keep up the good work
When I was an infant and still in preschool my friend asked me “have you seen The Cat In The Hat?” My innocent self went “of course!” (Obviously I meant the animated version) I’m really glad I had no idea what she meant.
There's an animated version right?!
@Matthew Reynoso yeah but its a lil more cursed than the book-
I saw this movie as a kid.... and now you know why I wish every day to my last.
....Why didn't I grow up with 1973's Dr. Suess on the Loose?
The Real Eh See me too😅
7:54 It's mike myers what do you epxpect.
8:21 when you find the fucker that's been spawn killing for the whole game and he's hard scoping
0:00 Don’t tell us that, or we’ll wanna laugh even more!😂
0:05 did he just say dr zeus or am i going crazy
11:32 now I know this movie is dark. The cat murdered the narrator of the film and is mimicking the narrator’s voice😱😱😱😱
1:04 This seems to be the only company created entirely in anticipation of the future
"Don't ask why I have a Shark on my desk" 0:42
Pretty foreshadowing
Fun fact: the real name of this movie is "Furry" the movie
11:45 Imagine if you will, these two roll up to your house like this, you know what they want, you owe them money, you pretend not to be home, they fell for it, but just when you think the worst is over, from the hallway you hear the cat's laugh... The End.
I’m surprised he didn’t go over the Universal Studios product placement
I’m sorry bolt... *I laughed*
8:04 the Top 10 Greatest Horror Movie Villain Defeats
My Nightmares are now real 7:03
“And he was cultured” you mean “you uncultured swine”
Also hi ADAM
Thanks
4:50: Follow up story
The cat was found to have been brutally beaten to death in his cell.
He leaves behind two demons and a talking goldfish that has been seized alongside a mysterious crate which was given to the Scp foundation for examination
Good.
Make it real SCP!
We still haven't opened it
Please never open the crate
and extermination.
“The Cat In The Hat is the scariest kids movie!”
How The Grinch Stole Christmas: *Are you sure about that?*
You Should Watch The Deleted Scenes Of This Movie, There Are A lots
If you don't value your life that is!
I remember reading the novelisation, which had a few of the deleted scenes. Why do I still have that?
My favorite part from this movie when i was a kid XD
6:18