SUPER MARIO BROS: The Best Game Movie? - Diamondbolt
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- Опубликовано: 4 июл 2019
- I take a look at 1993’s Super Mario Bros Movie, the infamously bad mess that I love to bits.
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File Select - Super Mario 64
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Развлечения
"Nothing's impossible, Mario. Improbable, unlikely, but never impossible. "
-Luigi Mario
That quote is actually a pretty good motivational sentence!
Stephan Stefanus To quote Freddy Freeman from Shazam: “That was a decent catchphrase!”
*_IM GONNA BREAK EVERY BONE IN THEIR BODY, AND THEN IM GONNA KILL ‘EM_*
Senior quote
Even if it is impossible, go beyond the impossible!
Never ever forgot that line. The movie may not have been great but that line will be with me forever. Thanks, Luigi!
*"Please, Step into The Van" -* Mario Mario
ᴋᴀɪ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴇᴠɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ
Do it there’s candy
“Wait, is that not normal?”
*Law and Order Theme play*
There’s just candy in the back
Nut
*"I'm gonna break every bone in their body, and THEN i'm gonna kill em!!"*
- Mario, mascot of children's video games.
It’s an inspirational quote for all the kids out there
Well there is the Japanese anime where he carries a gun so it makes scence
I like this more serious mario more than the “YAHOO WAHA OWOWOWOWOWOWOW MAAAMAAA “mario from the games
@@mr.mlaststandsite813 scence
@MasterJunior93
That part of this video is probably more hilarious to me than it should be.
"I'm gonna break every bone in their body and THEN I'm gonna kill em!" - Mario Mario 1993
A family friendly movie about Mario's beginning as a supernatural serial killer
I’d give you a like but you’re at 69 likes
@@The_Sleepiest_Socialist I ruined it for you. Now you can like
100th like!
Shadow Mario be like
Oh no they removed Hooker #1!? Goddangit I thought Minivan Kid #1 was the only good character scrapped from a movie! :(
What about bin laden #1
@@wnll0850 ……
What about Billy’s girlfriend from Sonic Movie 1?
What about Chris Pratt #1?!!!
The Goomba looks like the lizard from The Amazing Spider-Man
Edit: wow I didn't know people actually agreed with me.
@ it does
Only with clothes.
I can agree watch cosmonauts variety hour review on the amazing spiderman 1 and 2
@@redhood5894 and weight
I was just about to say that
“Please. Step into the van”
“Nothing’s impossible, Mario. Improbable, unlikely, but not impossible.”
“If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.”
“Goodbye Dinosaurs”
“Words build bridges into unexplored regions”
All of the greatest quotes in the history of the world. Some of them are from this movie.
you forgot, "im gonna break every bone in their body and im gonna kill 'em"
@@LightKazuki the best one by far
That quote about telling a lie often enough that it becomes the truth is actually joesph geobbles the propaganda minister of nazi Germanys words
And monkey
"Cops!" "Goombas!" "Daisy!" "The Rock!"
8:39 I just realized that by making Iggy smart they accidentally predicted Iggy’s future personality in later Mario games
Wut
Mind blown
That was actually Spike who got smarter in this scene, not Iggy
@@mariajimenafigueroa233 well after Spike, Iggy got that too.
13:37 Friendly reminder from the mario movie
Bush was innocent, dinosaur humanoids from another dimension did 9/11
holy crap this makes a lot of sense
This movie is from 1993 and 9/11 happened in 2001, so did the mario movie time traveled or did they got the writers from the Simpdons in this movie?
Rickmations 4648 The merged dimension must’ve been a Post-9/11 Manhattan.
They predicted infinty war sad end/Voldemort death and 9/11
1337 speech
Twin Towers: dissolve
everyone: oh...oh god...oh dear...
Edit: There is no edit, take off your skin.
Ikr
Oh no...
how did they know 9/11 was going to happen
Jontron: that on didn’t age quite so well...
@@beeking1792 Tbf it actually did. Therefore this film is timeless...
WAIT there were people who said “yawshi”?
but ... yoshi literally says himself “y-oh-shi!”
IKR!
IKR!
IKR!
Wait I always thought it was y osh e
Like well I can't pronounce it for u
he says yawshi in mario kart wii tho
“Dinosaurs
Dinosaur people
DINOSAUR PEOPLE”
Gets me every time
Broke: Is Peach a Toad wearing the Super Crown?
*_WOKE_* : Is Daisy a Dinosaur?
Probably, i mean even as a koopa she's cute, but, wait, isn't all that movie a huge spoilers about secret reptilian societies trying to take over the world?
"Sonic is the weirdest video game adaptation out there "
The Super Mario Movie :"HOLD MY MUSHROOMS"
Magic mushrooms
The Sonic movie hasn't even come out yet
D O
T H E
M A R I O
*Hold my Invincibility Stars
Hold my Tanuki (Tanooki? I can't remember) Suit!
Some people say “yoshee”
,Some people say “youshee”
But I say “ *y o s h* “
JSE says "yosher"
*Yoshi*
*Y O S H O*
YOSHA!
*y* *o* *s* *h*
"Nothing's impossible, Mario. Improbable, unlikely, but never impossible." - Luigi Mario, 1993
Those are words to live by, man
Imagine if the actors for Mario & Luigi did a crossover with Movie Sonic to make a SBCU (Smash Bros. Cinematic Universe)...
Billion dollar idea here nintendo and all other game companies just waiting to be explored
I think there's a fanmade trailer for that
@Random Konong Well OOF. R.I.P.
Well they gotta get The Legend of Zelda franchise brought onto the table before something like that
Sonic post credits
Bob Hoskins appears
Sonic: Who are you?
Bob Hoskins: It's a me, Mario. Sonic, you're in a bigger universe now. I've come to talk to you about the Smash Bros. Initiative.
Lifelight starts playing in the background
This reminds me of the fact that the Minecraft movie is gonna happen and the plot is horrible
I'm scared
Conspiracykazoo what’s the plot?
A girl and friends fight enderdragon the end
Maybe it won’t be that bad?
Right?
@@Eon_Zx and the Enderdragon is gonna go into the overworld.. apparently? and there's *_N O S T E V E_*
DrXshock NO STEVE?! WHAT?! Please tell me the girl's name is Alex! And the ENDERDRAGON IN THE OVER WORLD?! SO THERE'S NO END DIMENSION?!? AND NO NETHER EITHER?!?
6:52
Well good news for you then.
Miyamoto did confirm it as canon back in *2015* during *Mario's 30th anniversary*
Mario's full name is Mario Mario, making Luigi's full name Luigi Mario
This movie is the foreteller, and keeper of that which is yet-to-be-revealed
Apparently, the biggest problem was the old director, a married couple, wanted the movie to be Rated PG-13/Rated R. With strippers, cursing, etc. The rest of the crew wanted something more kid friendly like the games. Ultimately the old director duo left and a new director took over and made the movie more PG.
I actually want that movie
That explains a lot actually
Where’s the Snyder cut of the Super Mario Bros Movie
@@chaoticproductions3922 I wish we had it for the worker being de-evolved scene (That green slime on the ground before President Koopa was attacked and put in the machine was someone who was de-evolved. Also, in the scene, it's revealed Koopa created the devo chamber and used it to de-evolve the king.)
@@chaoticproductions3922 The R-rated Super Mario Bros. cut
When Diamondbolt stopped Transformers content:
“Goodbye Dinosaurs!”
"I'm gonna break every bone in their body, and THEN I'm gonna kill em!"
-Mario
Children’s mascot
I think this movie is kinda what made Miyamoto become much more protective of his characters’ portrayals.
Surprisingly he said he liked the movie and that it was a very fun project that had a lot of effort put into it
"Everything in this universe must have sparks"
Yeah, no joke, those things nearly killed Bob Hoskins about 5 times.
Me: Hollywood.. **shows the CGI Sonic** explain this...
Hollywood: uhhhh meow?
"Hollywood, you're a filmmaker, so am i. Can you please explain to me how, a film adaptation of a cultural icon in the form of a video game character, can come out so botched?"
"I can't"
"Are you stupid?"
"No! "
"Then why can't you?"
"I don't see how it could be come out as botched... but it really didn't! "
Ahhhhh , The Model Looks Tacky
This is lol
Hecc
*screaming*
*more screaming*
*gunshots*
Everybody jokes about Mario getting high off of the mushrooms but I genuinely think the writers were high on magic mushrooms when they made this
David L. Snyder said of Dinohattan, "We've designed this film with the idea of looking at New York while on some mind-altering drugs."
Mo
Jo
No
@@clintcontagious6612 nope
One thing I admire about this movie is that it was different and creative which is something we’ll never see in another Mario movie
Two things I wanna point out:
1) The reason why Bob Hoskins (RIP) hated working on this movie was because he got stapped four times, shocked by electricity and nearly drowned. But the biggest one of all was during the van scene, John Leguizamo accidentily broke his fingers. That why Mario's hand looked strange in some scenes, Hoskins was wearing a cast for the rest of the movie.
2) The opening wasen't narrated by Bob Hoskins, the narrator was actually Dan Castenalla. Yup, Homer Simpson was in this movie!
11:00 “i got two words for you, impossible”
*two* words
impossible
0_o
Cube XD
Im possible
He took counting lessons from Phil
Kim possible
Big brain time
"You're not going to kill em. I'm going to break every bone in their body and then I'm going to kill them" Why can't we get a Mario game where he says this?
No
SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE, COME ON, LET’S GO, DO THE MARIO! TAKE ONE STEP, AND THEN THE NEXT, COME ON, DO THE MAR-I-O!
Oh yes
9:03 YES! Okay sorry I just needed to make sure I wasn’t the only one who thought yoshi was adorable in this movie.
Luigi looks like a college student trying to pay off his loans by working at either Caesar’s or Domino’s
*CAESAAAAAAAAAAAAR*
And now he owns a car dealership and is friends with John wick
11:08 a famous quot
"Nothings impossible, Mario. Imporbable,unlikely, but never impossible."
Luigi Mario, 1993
13:35 The composer of this film actually composed the Avengers movies too
Honestly, the Sonic Movie was actually pretty damn good, and yes, Jim Carrey ABSOLUTELY stoke the show.
@JOKER IS IN THE MEME
I can see why he retired.... Carrey probably got a hernia carrying a portion of both those Sonic movies.
Jim Carries the Movie!🤣
13:30 top ten saddest infinity war deaths
13:28 Mista stark-a, I don't-a feel so good-a
Mista Luigi, I Don't-A Feel So Good-A...
This needs more likes
Mista?
Hahahahaha!
Plot twist: Koopa King is Thanos’ long lost cousin.
10:54
1. Cops👮♂️
2. Goombas💩
3. Daisy🌼
4. The Rock🤨
The rock means Meteorite rock
@@raveastjennifersandy9220Obviously.
Yea it was weird
BUT WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOSHI
He evolved into Rexy for Jurassic Park
At least get him some boots because god damn
John Wall and a Shell Saddle
It's funny cause diago can turn into a dinosaur
Diego do you know DIO
There needs to be a spinoff where Hooker #1 and Minivan Kid #1 team up to vanquish the evil that is Paramount
DrXshock is sonic
Yes
what the fuck?!!?!?!??!?!
I laughed so hard when I read this🤣😂
Somic movie is so great
4:17 I literally pissed myself in laughter
What if Don Bluth made the Mario Bros. Movie instead?? Now THAT’S an alternate universe I want to see.
Don't worry. The Don bluth fan-artist known as kosperry on deviantart has got your back!
He made those fake fnaf animated movie screenshots, but he also made mario ones aswell!
@@neuravanny Oh yea, Kosperry.
Mario’s face when he’s MERGING is hilarious
Game Mario: It's a-me, Mario!
Hollywood Mario: I'm gonna break every bone in their body, and THEN I'm gonna kill 'em.
Also Hollywood Mario: Da rock.
@@londonjackson8986 I guess so. How would that turn out?
"Ba-bomb?!"
A faithful adaptation.
COPS
GOOMBAS
DAISY
THE ROCK
Chris Pratt Mario: It’s me a Mario
12:09 That's one way to cook vegetables
9:42 -yoshi gets hit- me: loads gun
13:55, bro that bomb-omb is wearing reeboks.
**sees people literally turning into dust**
when did Thanos make an appearance?
Mr. Mario, I don't feel so good...
Mario turning into dust and the avengers music playing will never get old
Iconic
0:35 Old Sonic movie design flashbacks
The writer of this movie must have been on mushrooms while making this movie
Appropriate, considering its a...Mushroom kingdom...
AAAH AAH HE SAID IT HE SAID IT!
Ladies and gentlemen, we got em
Red...? Giant...? Poison
Ba dum ching
From what I've heard, the actors for Mario and Luigi had to be drunk because their Italian accents were better when Intoxicated
6:09 props to them for at least using a spiky tiled background that resembles the castles in Mario 3...
I think it's noise cancelling walls but still
10:57 the rock is in this movie
I never knew that Mario and Luigi got snapped from Thanos, that’s probably why they never made another Mario movie
Also I know that we don’t know if Luigi got snapped
They are, Illumination is making the next Mario movie
Ah yes, the movie that cured my depression.
With depression.
_"I'm fighting the war on depression on the side of depression."_
14:11
*Ben 10 Intensifies*
13:38 Did the freaking Mario movie predict 9/11?
I'm so happy that this just exists in general
So we can make fun of it.
@@HarmonyBunny
Yeah basically since it's a dated[90's] mess of a movie.
Daisy: the damsel in distress of this movie then becomes the queen
Peach: am I a joke to you?
5:37
“I’m gonna break every bone in their body, and THEN I’m gonna kill ‘em.”
-Mario, mascot of children’s video games
There was a kid at my school who was named Yoshi and the reason he said his name is Yoshi was because his parents named him after their favourite Mario kart character
His parents are legends but cruel
Nobody:
DiamondBolt's comments 10 seconds after the video is posted: hiya folks.
I think Bob Hoskins as Mario is the BEST Mario we've gotten
They should make another one, but with DeVito
5:34 - I was in tears laughing! 😂
I died laughing from beginning to end on this review. Classic!
07:19 litteraly killed me
Finally!!! someone agrees with me that the “Super Mario” movie was a weird fuck up of a movie that its so bad... its good 👌
It's good, because it mostly bad
12:55 But hey , that's just a theory ! A game theory !
I love when luigi is just talking to daisy and mario is behind him being the devil on his shoulder he's just nodding and smiling weirdly
13:24
So they managed to sneak in an endgame spoiler without even knowing it will happen..
Or did they?....
And you thought the Simpsons could tell the future
We can only dream of a world where a sequel exists.
I want to exist in that world
I think we all do. Except illumination I guess Because there making a reboot.
I guess I will shred this universe down to it's very last atom
I want to time travel to stop this movie.
In a different world it DOES exist
13:15 she desires that for killing yoshi lugi is always correct
Deserves
Oh my God, that was scary
I love how mario says "goodbye dinosaurs" in the intro
I relized instantly that he used the wallpaper I made on his computer screen and I feel oddly honored.
Great video though! I also happen to like this movie but in a ironic so bad it's good way. Keep up the great work!
5:37 “ I’m gonna break all the bone in his body and THEN I’m gonna kill em” god that’s so much more funny when you put it in big text on screen
the reason it "bombed" was because Jurassic Park came out like a week later, so everyone went to see that instead
Diamondbolt: the gombas are HIDIOUS!!!
Me: THATS ADORABLE
I a m n o t j o k i n g t h e y a r e S O C U T E
I don’t see how. Explain
@@thatbluegamet that grin.
10:01 Apparently, those guys are supposed to either be Shyguys or Snifits.
no joke ... yoshi feels like that is the way he would look in real life . a cute litle dinosaur
6:47 no, they’re last name is kart
R.I.P. Toad/Goomba
????-1993
He just wanted to give Daisy some food, but then he was burnt alive
F in the Chat for this Sad Gamer Moment
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My new headcannon is that both Luigi's and Mario's middle names are Mario. That would make them Mario Mario Mario and Luigi Mario Mario
Dude: hey what's ur name?
Mario: MARIO MARIO MARIO
15:40 now imagine if the movie were made 2 decades later. It would probably have a weird cat theme to it, and suddenly the dinosaur theme doesn't seem too weird.
That age uh
Well let’s see if this ages we’ll?
This is unironically one of the funniest movies I've ever seen just because of how batshit crazy it is 💀
2:15 Basically the plot of Pixar’s The Good Dinosaur
It would be better if:
The other dimension had a kind of middle age setting
The battle with the big monster Bowser was longer
11:31 100000/10
Hello to the people that are currently watching after the recent mario trailers
I remember watching this as a kid
That's why I'm a sonic fan
Me too I never understood why the goombas looked like drunk hobos
I remember playing sonic games as a kid
That's why im Mario fan
@@stonealone977 I remember actually searching each topics and realizing which company gives it's IP more respect and encourages it's fans to work hard.That's why I am a sonic fan and the creators of sonic fan games research,sonic utopia and freedom planet are actually successful,and nintendo is stuck with employees that left sega.
@@stonealone977 I remember searching the names of developers and artists of mario oddesy,BOTW and mario kart 8
I don't think I need to say anything else.
I played a ton of Mario and Sonic games.
This is why I'm a Crash Bandicoot fan.
14:33 sir it's the opinion police.
9:32 it could of been in Spider-Man comics with lizard
This is the best Mario movie ngl.
Director: *Makes a bad movie*
Also director : That oughta do it
actually there were two directors with three writers
8:02 that is the most Brooklyn accent you’ll ever hear 😂😂😂
9:19 I mean, his name is literally pronounced in Smash for over 2 decades
I have never re-watched it since its original release, but I've never forgotten the dancing goomba elevator scene. I've actually refreshed that memory by playing youtube clips of it for people when they looked at me crazy while trying to describe it. Everything else you showed was like it was new. I didn't remember any of it, so yeah, going to have to agree that it's the best scene in the movie. ^.^
I had an idea for how to do the Goombas right, while also using the design in the movie.
Have the Goombas as small creatures, controlling the huge as bodies as suits.