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  • Опубликовано: 24 мар 2021
  • I decided to highlight the worst mission I have done on stream.
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  • @coffee115
    @coffee115 3 года назад +2870

    I'm a civilian in XCOM. I have a 99% chance to make it to the store today, so expect the police to find my car in a ravine.

    • @LordofSyn
      @LordofSyn 3 года назад +83

      Best comment that could be posted on an XCOM video. Well done.

    • @maxmustermann-zx9yq
      @maxmustermann-zx9yq 3 года назад +74

      wait till you learn that at least in XCOM EU chances used to get rounded up, meaning 99,5%=100% so you could actually miss a 100% shot 5 in 1000 times

    • @ThunderAndCalico
      @ThunderAndCalico 3 года назад +8

      I'm going to do a solid for everyone like me who is wondering what mod is being used for the HUD to display names and HP points. Thanks and you're welcome in advance

    • @dmytrykator
      @dmytrykator 3 года назад +3

      @@maxmustermann-zx9yq one would miss a "100% shot" approximately 5 times in 1000 if *every* "100% shot" was actually a rounded-up 99.5% shot.

    • @thomaspeltier8041
      @thomaspeltier8041 2 года назад

      @@maxmustermann-zx9yq aaaa

  • @jamiemahoney2446
    @jamiemahoney2446 3 года назад +2075

    Normal soldier: unable to hit a barn from inside.
    Mind controlled soldier: able to hit a fly on the other side of the wall.

    • @amateurishauthor2202
      @amateurishauthor2202 3 года назад +97

      I find myself wanting to ague against this, but factually it's impossible too

    • @TaurusTheCrazyBull
      @TaurusTheCrazyBull 2 года назад +44

      They become the goddamn Fire Nations Elite Archers from Avatar the Last Airbender, If you don't know what I'm talking about, real scary level accuracy

    • @NameName2.0
      @NameName2.0 2 года назад +19

      Normal Soldier somehow shoots inside a closed barn, and all the bullets go through the mouse hole, and curve through the mouse hole maze, and dart up and outside, into space, avoiding E V E R Y T H I N G.
      The soldier was aiming for the barn.

    • @vornixsbladeserpent6369
      @vornixsbladeserpent6369 2 года назад +2

      @@TaurusTheCrazyBull oh you still have the game.

    • @ylstorage7085
      @ylstorage7085 2 года назад +2

      did mange to hit the 1954 chevy inside barn, exploded it, and killed everyone inside the barn.

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei 2 года назад +664

    XCOM: "These soldiers are the finest to come out of the Training School."
    Officer Training School: "We have purposefully trained them wrong, as a joke."

    • @swankypant3639
      @swankypant3639 2 года назад +41

      They all wear squeaky shoes

    • @Tar_Ogre
      @Tar_Ogre 2 года назад +15

      Soldier: If you got an ass I'll kick it!

    • @DongusMcBongus
      @DongusMcBongus 2 года назад +6

      How about your-mag-gun-to-my-face Style?

    • @MinuHex
      @MinuHex 2 года назад +5

      They're secretly aliens themselves.

    • @Marcell2aG
      @Marcell2aG Год назад +2

      We’re bleeding, making us the victors.

  • @venrerafaltis6636
    @venrerafaltis6636 3 года назад +1894

    The true XCOM experience would be having to do this on an 8 turn timer.

    • @endersblade
      @endersblade 3 года назад +121

      A true XCOM experience wouldn't involve timers at all.

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 3 года назад +153

      @@endersblade Agreed... So... Fucking much... I *despise* the turn timers...

    • @dud5606
      @dud5606 3 года назад +197

      @@MrJinglejanglejingle I still dont understand why did they decide to not carry over MELD mechanic from EW. It was a near perfect solution for pretty much the same problem they tried to solve (which was overly defensive/ cautious playstyles being way too powerful) that couldve been built upon even further, but instead the decided to go with some arbitrary instant fail timers that in context make no sense haf the time. Oh its a secret mission to retrieve ADVENT data? Better be quick because despite not knowing that youre coming aliens put a timed bomb on the computer anyway lol.

    • @MrJinglejanglejingle
      @MrJinglejanglejingle 3 года назад +27

      @@dud5606 Precisely. Hate it.

    • @ownedmaxer607
      @ownedmaxer607 3 года назад +35

      People in this thread really like waiting in a corner for enemies to charge into their overwatch or just yoloing people with no care for anything. I've never had a massive problem with the timers in vanilla Xcom 2 or WoTC. Why? because I realized that the timers required just some forward thinking to get the job done, both on the tactical layer and the strategy layer (in the form of upgrades). And If you can't, Learn to cut your losses and bounce back. I won't say Xcom 2 isn't frustrating when the RNG and the time crunch, but it isn't insurmountable, it just means you'll take some Ls.
      I had to take an L yesterday because of a Mini Intel retaliation on my Long War Campaign. The game spawned two pods of one mec and one SuperHeavy mec + troops (one of them had a beserker too) on the map, and even with a lucky hack on a tower resulting in a 2-turn hack of all mecs on the map, all the mecs barely did any damage to their allies with shots and missiles. Add to that, my soldiers missed/grazed high percent shots on the controlled mecs with reinforcements about to drop soon.
      So you know what I did? Instead of whining about what's unfair, I killed the units closest to my soldiers and haven people and set to evac. Lost the mission, lost one civvie, and had a soldier wounded, BUT I saved the other five and the other 7 soldiers on my squad were fully active. You have to have the forethought of how something is going to go based on information. If your not willing to do that and dance with the game's punches, why are you playing/why did you play a strategy game like this?
      Also, "Arbitrary instant fail timers that IN CONTEXT make no sense half the time", nice cover for your obvious strawman with the concession of "it makes sense half the time". I retort by asking you to go to the wiki and see that a Guerrilla Operation (using Guerrilla Warfare tactics) is a style that's meant to hit-and-run engagements. the backbone of those engagements being logistical support from other groups. Time as it were; finally, in contrast, It makes no sense in any context for the Military superpower of Advent to have nuggets of critical supplies (like Elerium) dotted on the all the maps for ANY mission, like Meld, BECAUSE THERE'S NO NEED TO DO THAT ANYMORE. They control the world, not you, so they can store the heavy bulk of their resources anywhere they want and surround it with UFOs.

  • @patisthegreatest
    @patisthegreatest 3 года назад +541

    This is the reason why humanity couldn't stop the aliens initially

    • @Guardian-of-Light137
      @Guardian-of-Light137 3 года назад +28

      This. Painfully makes sense.

    • @Mrfallouthero
      @Mrfallouthero 2 месяца назад

      Actually they diplomatically disarmed us and by the time the resistance rose, Advent has better weapons and armor, making guerilla skirmishes an uphill fight

    • @patisthegreatest
      @patisthegreatest 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Mrfallouthero ☝️🤓

    • @pekkita522
      @pekkita522 17 дней назад

      @@Mrfallouthero actually, they won because they kidnapped commander

  • @hautakleightontam771
    @hautakleightontam771 3 года назад +838

    Polina cowered in terror, fumbling the very last round into her revolver. The horde closed in, gibbering with ravenous hunger. Her squadmates had barely sufficed as appetisers.
    The chamber clicked into place. Aiming at her temple, she mumbled a quick prayer for forgiveness; no matter what Mama had said, she'd rather burn than be eaten. Then she pulled the trigger.
    *Missed!*
    Her screams rang out as a hundred jaws tore into her flesh.

    • @yukitwirly3044
      @yukitwirly3044 3 года назад +142

      Man, xcom fanfic is depressing. I give it a 95% out of Are you fucking kidding me?!

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 года назад +58

      She aimed the gun and pulled the trigger. The shot rang out and the lead lost screamed in agony as she missed the point blank shot at herself and hit the lead lost by accident...

    • @hikerieger6319
      @hikerieger6319 3 года назад +4

      Why is this so funny?

    • @hautakleightontam771
      @hautakleightontam771 3 года назад +14

      @@hikerieger6319 Because it's true.

    • @nerag7459
      @nerag7459 3 года назад +8

      @@hikerieger6319 I'm actually crying writing this.

  • @AveryHyena
    @AveryHyena 2 года назад +164

    XCOM: The only game where a realism difficulty mode would actually make the game easier, because then XCOM soldiers would be able to land more shots than a 10 year old.

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 3 года назад +1262

    *XCOM devs:* Higher % shots are actually more likely to hit than the % shown
    *Meanwhile XCOM*

    • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
      @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 3 года назад +110

      @@Jessetor Higher difficulties drop the hit % but it also shows that afaik, so 95% is 95% it's just harder to get up to that

    • @patrickripleyiii134
      @patrickripleyiii134 3 года назад +83

      Lower difficulty makes higher shot percents even higher the higher it is, like 95 would scale up to like 99 and 75 would go up to like 76. Higher difficulties you get what you see

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar 3 года назад +7

      Actually, Xcom dev maked a feature so it pratically reverse

    • @ericbryan3426
      @ericbryan3426 3 года назад +3

      I realize I'm kinda randomly asking but does anybody know of a good website to stream newly released movies online ?

    • @lewiskamryn6813
      @lewiskamryn6813 3 года назад +2

      @Eric Bryan Flixportal :)

  • @LordOfGilneas
    @LordOfGilneas 3 года назад +415

    As an XCOM veteran I can attest to those in the disbelieving audience, Yes. This is legit.

    • @adarkwind4712
      @adarkwind4712 3 года назад +32

      Yup. And it’s ok for the vets to laugh and giggle. Because any xcom vet knows this feeling where literally nothing goes right and everyone’s gonna die. 😂 especially that car exploding moment you’re just minding your business and something blows up on the other side of the map that somehow screws you over for the next hour and a half.

    • @GaliantSilverhawk
      @GaliantSilverhawk 2 года назад +11

      @@adarkwind4712 I lost good men to missing shots, and to them freaking out and missing as well

    • @manifestgreatness3413
      @manifestgreatness3413 2 года назад +7

      This fact make the game into such a bullshit .

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 Год назад +4

      @@adarkwind4712 To be fair, that thing got hit by a bunch of... Missed shots.

    • @teseutressoldi3972
      @teseutressoldi3972 10 месяцев назад

      but why the player didnt place the soldiers up in the windows of the buildings? it give a flat 20% bonus chance to hit alone. You would miss alot less this way. I always when play xcom and xcom2 try to place my soldiers on higher elevation that the enemy.

  • @stubbyfoamz1
    @stubbyfoamz1 3 года назад +210

    Aim: 100%
    Bullet: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that

    • @bryan0x05
      @bryan0x05 Год назад +2

      That's likely because they round the number up for the display but not for the backend.

  • @bradypahl
    @bradypahl 3 года назад +1098

    Fallout has taught me that even at 99% you can still miss.

    • @yahyamusseb
      @yahyamusseb 3 года назад +14

      You talking about 1&2 right?

    • @RaymenchacaSc2
      @RaymenchacaSc2 3 года назад +106

      Birth control taught me that at 99% you can still hit

    • @Rebacs
      @Rebacs 3 года назад +79

      xcom 1 taught me that even at 100% it can miss

    • @joaolucaslages7792
      @joaolucaslages7792 3 года назад +59

      @@Rebacs XCOM 1 taught me that at 99% you WILL miss

    • @Necroskull00
      @Necroskull00 3 года назад +13

      Xcom 1 taught me that you can have a soldier that only hits 40% and 100% shots

  • @brentramsten249
    @brentramsten249 3 года назад +441

    i remember when i saw "missed shots: 0" at the end screen of one of my missions and i was genuinely astonished.

    • @enderknight5577
      @enderknight5577 2 года назад +28

      stop lying that is impossible

    • @swuxel6580
      @swuxel6580 2 года назад +23

      @@enderknight5577 not if you dont use guns

    • @shawngillogly6873
      @shawngillogly6873 2 года назад +21

      Just remember, that stat doesn't track missed overwatches. So it probably lied. :P

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Год назад

      @@swuxel6580 [Xcom bribing aliens kn the spot]

  • @caynidar6295
    @caynidar6295 3 года назад +397

    Wildlife documentary voiceover: "This is the sound of a streamer slowly losing his mind. Listen as the calls become increasingly higher pitched and strident until the insanity overflows."

    • @WhoCares-wt7wi
      @WhoCares-wt7wi 3 года назад +4

      For Honor is worse

    • @anthraxagatone1048
      @anthraxagatone1048 3 года назад +8

      I read that in Attenborough's voice, and lost my shit XD

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Год назад

      @@WhoCares-wt7wi Chivalry is worse than For Honor. It just has to be.
      Shogun 2, Vanilla Xcom 2 and some other games are worse.

  • @ShadowMurloc483
    @ShadowMurloc483 3 года назад +676

    and then I fired again. And then I missed. And then I fired, and then I fired, and I missed. I missed both times. And then I fired. And I missed. This went on for several hours.

    • @GlasgowMick89
      @GlasgowMick89 3 года назад +56

      I had a Popsicle.

    • @IAUnlimited
      @IAUnlimited 3 года назад +41

      I passed out in the snow.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 года назад +12

      Don't forget that after every, oh, second "and I missed", you have "SUMMON MORE LOST".

    • @tobor88
      @tobor88 3 года назад +32

      @@IAUnlimited
      But then I woke up! And I reloaded. And then I fired and then I missed. So fired again. I hit something! But it wasn't what I was going for. So i guess i missed.

    • @Bamboo_bazooka
      @Bamboo_bazooka 3 года назад +18

      @@tobor88 Passed out again. Had another popsicle.

  • @tacomage3796
    @tacomage3796 3 года назад +671

    New crit mod: Only the crits actually hit.

    • @olegoleg258
      @olegoleg258 3 года назад +35

      high ground, talon rounds, sniper, laser scope, advanced critical mind thingie. who the fuck needs cover when you can just delete anything from the map while they just always miss
      unless it doesn't apply to aliens

    • @dinisnascimento4929
      @dinisnascimento4929 3 года назад +1

      Amazing challenge run

    • @emib6599
      @emib6599 3 года назад +10

      I prefer a Vogons vs Stormtroopers mod.
      Both enemies and allies have a 99% of missing the shot.

    • @hikerieger6319
      @hikerieger6319 3 года назад +2

      Wow I would burn the game honestly

    • @AeryelleCat
      @AeryelleCat 3 года назад +1

      Honestly, that at least give me a peace of mind cause I wont have fake hope from a 90% hit

  • @ImVeryMuchBored
    @ImVeryMuchBored 3 года назад +263

    This video is the greatest demonstration of the phrase "THAT'S XCOM BAYBEE!" I have ever seen

    • @ianquinn6814
      @ianquinn6814 3 года назад +9

      Its also reminded me of a comment I saw a few months back - saying "I'm on overwatch" really means "I really couldn't be any less prepared for the enemy to walk in front of me"

    • @martintyrmer5484
      @martintyrmer5484 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@ianquinn6814 More like "Im gonna miss a shot - fancy edition with slomo and shit"

  • @Khalirei
    @Khalirei 2 года назад +48

    Real Life: You miss every shot you don't take.
    Xcom: You miss every shot you take.

  • @chrismartindale7840
    @chrismartindale7840 11 месяцев назад +19

    Doctor: You have a 95% chance of surviving the procedure.
    XCOM player: Better fill out my will.

  • @Foreststrike
    @Foreststrike 3 года назад +341

    "You couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo!" - Zane

  • @abysmalist4761
    @abysmalist4761 3 года назад +100

    "RNG is a system designed to increase the fun for the player by giving it a fresh take every playthrough"

  • @The_Starfleet_Ensign
    @The_Starfleet_Ensign 3 года назад +45

    the amount of natural 1's in this clip is amazing

  • @sargesacker2599
    @sargesacker2599 3 года назад +294

    I love it when beating games doesn’t rely on skill or tactics but how much favour you have with RNGesus.

    • @orctrihar
      @orctrihar 3 года назад +19

      But this game does not, they multiple feature to make you vomit blood

    • @davidevans7477
      @davidevans7477 2 года назад +15

      Oh there is skill, you just have to deal with rng too.. but ai have that drawback too

    • @longislandlegoboy
      @longislandlegoboy 2 года назад +13

      I mean, he did not play exactly optimally here to minimize RNG risks lol. Notice how he gets 3 hits in a row when he finally puts someone on high ground where you get a +20% accuracy bonus

    • @AB-dd4jz
      @AB-dd4jz 2 года назад

      Well in this case I prefer praying to an rngesus with waifus, hence probably why I'm pissed when playing Xcom but not when playing FE3H

    • @TheStygian
      @TheStygian 7 месяцев назад +1

      Skill and experience are needed to play around the uncertainty of battle. The enemy has the same (actually worse) modifiers as you.
      Xcom is a hard game. And it's skillbased. Try playing on Legend without tactics and just rely on RNG... that will go great for you, right?

  • @Official_Proxy
    @Official_Proxy 3 года назад +79

    This gives me vietnam flashbacks to Fallout 2 where even with 95% chance to hit I'd still miss twice in a row more times than I can count

    • @mitchellslate1249
      @mitchellslate1249 3 года назад +8

      Okay the numbers are still 1 out of 20...in D&D we all know what Nat 1s are and how we cannot escape. But XCOM sounds rigged from what I read.

    • @musingartisan
      @musingartisan 3 года назад +4

      You can rig DnD by saying "That's easy, you can only miss that if you roll a nat 1." This guarantees a 1 to be rolled.

    • @Kurppalumppu
      @Kurppalumppu 2 года назад

      That's only because your brain registers every occurrence of a 95% missing twice in a row instead of all the hits. So you're biased to only remember the misses and not the countless times that you have hit.

    • @ahuzel
      @ahuzel 2 месяца назад

      @@Kurppalumppu the amount of lucky 20-, 30-% and unlikely overwatch ive landed its too damn high, still i trigger when i fail anything at 80+% or higher

  • @jeffarwady
    @jeffarwady 3 года назад +24

    I totally lost it when the guy pointed his gun 4 feet above the alien's head that was standing right in front of him. Thanks for that laugh, I needed it.

  • @zoneanomaly4780
    @zoneanomaly4780 2 года назад +30

    I like how you can see them aiming DIRECTLY at an enemy and then very obviously aim entirely wide. It's mocking you

  • @ViKell.
    @ViKell. 3 года назад +95

    I got physically angry because I REMEMBER THIS EXACT FEELING

    • @Solus749
      @Solus749 3 года назад +1

      I have an x-com 2 ( with the dlc ) save closing in on the final tasks right now and there is a reason I tend to run rangers, swords and shotguns from 1-2 tiles away generally don't miss unless the enemy have a native 20-30 % dodge or is in cover.
      Also never bring grenadiers to lost missions EVER.....I have way to many close calls with "accidental" explosions I would have wanted to avoid in an area where enemies are sensitive to sound.

  • @AbadonXXX
    @AbadonXXX 3 года назад +46

    Obligatory “YOU MISSED A 99% SHOT!”

  • @Foreststrike
    @Foreststrike 3 года назад +70

    Trained professional marksmen vs. AN AIMING SYSTEM DESIGNED TO MAKE YOU MISS YOUR SHOT.

  • @skynet0912
    @skynet0912 3 года назад +42

    I discovered that my least favorite number is 94...
    I found this out when i took tallies of all the missed shots i had during an entire playthrough, and my 94% shots missed 80% of the time!

    • @foolsnightout6111
      @foolsnightout6111 2 года назад +4

      you two? I saved before a 94 chance to hit mised 4 times good god

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Год назад +2

      @@foolsnightout6111 Nah, the worst is when loading a save turns every hit into a miss.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Год назад +1

      I can't remember if it was EU or 2
      I remember that lower % shots hit more than higher. If you don't need it to hit, it will.
      Also, lower ranks miss more with the same %s as compared to higher ranking units

  • @ianbrzeski2381
    @ianbrzeski2381 3 года назад +27

    This video is the polar opposite of the video that I just watched where he sends in a single guy with a Katana, R.A.G.E. Suit, Arashi Shotgun, and a Stasis Vest. This one man army continued to go and rip and tear his way through the entire level by himself basically only using his katana while using his shotgun every once and a while.

    • @Fullgingermode
      @Fullgingermode 3 месяца назад +1

      Dude was roleplaying as the Chosen Assassin

  • @mrbeard7701
    @mrbeard7701 3 года назад +28

    I was recently feeling like I wanted to play xcom again. then I watched this and ya know what? i'm good.

    • @seidrondaer2093
      @seidrondaer2093 2 года назад +5

      I wanted to buy this games, and... nah, I'm good.

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Год назад +1

      @@seidrondaer2093 I lost my ability to sleep playing this.
      Sleeping 4 hours a day. You did good

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM Год назад +1

      I have written a manual on what to do playing this game. It's the only way
      I unironically agree with your comment

  • @KanyeWeast
    @KanyeWeast 3 года назад +54

    I missed 3 95% in a row the other night, fucking classic

    • @jackshan501
      @jackshan501 3 года назад

      Isnt the game kinda old now? It had any new content?

    • @Meteor2022
      @Meteor2022 3 года назад +5

      @@jackshan501 A fuckton of mods and 3 DLC.

    • @LazyartistLast
      @LazyartistLast 3 года назад +4

      ive had that, and for some reason when i decide to say "fuck it" on a soldier with only a 25% chance to hit, they some how make the shot.

    • @zaxscat5357
      @zaxscat5357 2 года назад

      @@LazyartistLast 39%chance? You mean reload do an different action and to avoid the miss lock and try it again

  • @nemmvoll8086
    @nemmvoll8086 3 года назад +149

    Mmmmh, yes, Missed Shot compilation. Good, Nodders.

    • @Phill6000
      @Phill6000 3 года назад +6

      its not a compilation its just one mission. And a lot of missed shots rooDerp

    • @GreyDez88
      @GreyDez88 3 года назад +1

      NODDERS

  • @CrazyWizza
    @CrazyWizza 3 года назад +50

    Glad to have you bac, Bahroo. Another great turn based game in XCom. May the RNG gods be in your favor.

  • @DavidFernandez-rs5lu
    @DavidFernandez-rs5lu 3 года назад +20

    subtitles: *crying for 14 minutes and 6 seconds*

  • @Blank137
    @Blank137 3 года назад +11

    12:40
    He reaches the point we all reach at one point or another.
    "WELP. MISSION'S FUCKED. JUST KILL ME. KILL MY WHOLE TEAM. I DON'T CARE ANYMORE."

  • @MrPercy012
    @MrPercy012 3 года назад +27

    Ah yes the guaranteed Bahroo "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" , just what i was waiting for 5:48

  • @ubermaster1
    @ubermaster1 3 года назад +12

    The scream after that final miss killed me, I felt the pain.

  • @CENTRINOaki
    @CENTRINOaki 3 года назад +9

    When the mind controlled soldier threw that grenade I felt that in my soul

  • @JayviationGames
    @JayviationGames 3 года назад +23

    This is the unluckiest thing I have ever seen, holy fuck.

    • @jdog345
      @jdog345 4 месяца назад

      Nah this is nothing. I’ve missed 4 95% in a row today, why I came to watch this video to feel better, and I have a soldier missing a 100% on video.

  • @Weeohhweeohh
    @Weeohhweeohh 3 года назад +24

    This hurts me, deep down.

  • @Summer_Tea
    @Summer_Tea 3 года назад +5

    I love the use of Tressa's thank you as a notification at 2:47.

  • @gergdah
    @gergdah 3 года назад +13

    I laughed nearly as much now as I did when watching it live, great job on the editing and I hope to see more like this!

  • @griffincrump5077
    @griffincrump5077 3 года назад +6

    This makes me think of the D&D campaign where the cleric missed every single attack he made

  • @thehumblegamer3860
    @thehumblegamer3860 Год назад +5

    Hello! I wanted to say thank you for all of your older content. I was a massive fan of watching you play BL2. Its been about 8-9 years now and I've made it out of college. BL2 has become my favorite videogame of all time and I spent many nights watching your content over and over throughout my childhood. I wanted to say thank you for everything you've made. Its significance will never be lost on me. I wish you the best in your endeavors!

  • @audreyLeijon
    @audreyLeijon 3 года назад +10

    I have NEVER heard such unrivaled anguish

  • @viktorprime2204
    @viktorprime2204 2 года назад +2

    X COM be like: " We miss a lot. But they miss as well! "

  • @shikikankillzone4239
    @shikikankillzone4239 2 года назад +3

    Meanwhile on Xenonauts:
    Aimed Single Shot for 78% of your total AP
    Chance to hit: 98%
    Result: Miss the alien, hit a civvie on the other side of the map and lose overwhelming amounts of council support at the end of the semester

  • @Wawawawawhe
    @Wawawawawhe 3 года назад +6

    Your awesome editor doing an amazing job as always. This is hilarious!

  • @TKKitty.
    @TKKitty. 3 года назад +10

    Libido Excitement continues to build Libido

  • @jocsy1
    @jocsy1 3 года назад +35

    Love the streams and cant wait for a time when uploads are consistent

  • @Rebacs
    @Rebacs 3 года назад +17

    We need full xcom highlights series rooSlam

  • @WankersCramp69
    @WankersCramp69 3 года назад +3

    I have great comfort knowing that others have been through this pain as well.

  • @kegaryu7025
    @kegaryu7025 3 года назад +5

    This reminds me of a game grumps animated short called "missed" . Pretty much sums up this video :D

  • @mikerochburns4104
    @mikerochburns4104 3 года назад +6

    Drink every time Admiral _'daddy issues'_ says the word "BOOMER"

  • @Wootmanwashere
    @Wootmanwashere 3 года назад +5

    I felt that 95% miss. In my soul. It hurt. It hurt bad.

  • @N7niko
    @N7niko 3 года назад +3

    This made me want to play xcom 2 again. Thanks for the laughs from the video, and the rage from the game.

  • @UmbrasMercy
    @UmbrasMercy 2 года назад +4

    Annnnnd he's gone again.
    *RIP*
    Twas nice while it lasted

  • @demyx0067
    @demyx0067 2 года назад +3

    Only game where savescumming is considered a fair strategy

  • @jakemertens1382
    @jakemertens1382 3 года назад +4

    High ground is like a cheat code on these long untimed lost missions

  • @GoliothOnline666
    @GoliothOnline666 2 года назад +12

    Its funny how XCOM2 literally made me realize that squad based tactics are garbage if you need to rely on explosions to deal most of your dmg if the aiming system exists simply to make you judge statistical math and probability.

  • @JayHog1992
    @JayHog1992 Год назад +3

    Fighting against the Lost feels like you're playing a turn based Left 4 Dead. Every once in a while, while you're trying to deal with shit, more shit happens almost without breaks.

  • @Phickic
    @Phickic 3 года назад +2

    I haven't watched you since bl2 and coming back to see you playing a game from my favorite franchise of all time is amazing.

  • @Arokhsteel
    @Arokhsteel 3 года назад +1

    Xcom is the only game that can traumatize you so hard that you have to cross your fingers and hope your grenade doesn't somehow miss.

  • @wolfwalker4585
    @wolfwalker4585 3 года назад +10

    As a experienced X-Com 2 WOTC player, I can confirm, that X-Com 2 early game combined with the Lost from WOTC is a VERY quick way to achieve the mental status of total madness

  • @skibadibapmbapdap
    @skibadibapmbapdap 3 года назад +10

    I watched this tragedy live and Im glad its been immortalized on youtube for future generations lol

  • @awanderer3047
    @awanderer3047 2 года назад +2

    When I used a melee to finish off the snek king it gave me the achievement the moment I pressed the button, despite the fact that the initial move didn't kill. Everything is rolled the moment you press the button, so those soldiers decided the moment you pressed the button to miss

  • @nomnomz6676
    @nomnomz6676 3 года назад +1

    I can feel your pain of the “95%? How could I miss!” To the miss EVERYTHING. It costed me a mouse tryna play xcom

  • @mattvoelker241
    @mattvoelker241 3 года назад +10

    when my soldier missed a 100% shot i threw it out. I like the story, but the against-you rng of the player shots is just so terrible.

    • @skarletfenrir6979
      @skarletfenrir6979 2 года назад +2

      Thats why i dont play games like this they usually have a decent story but the gameplay is either amazing or complete bullshit and which it is changes every second.

    • @SwordWieldingDuck
      @SwordWieldingDuck 2 года назад

      @@skarletfenrir6979 first, the game version from the video is heavily modded, so any of the mods could very well mess up with actual hit chances. Second, the guy plays super dumb, he does not even check what he shooting and at what chance, and each time surprised he kills a boomer (modded enemy btw).
      Regarding "complete bullshit", this game is 100% tactical, and RNG actually plays very little role. Because if success, or death of a soldier gets decided by 1 bad roll, you made many mistakes long before that role. Also, most of the abilities, especially defensive ones, are pretty much there to correct your mistakes or bad rolls. Healing is for example is exactly sad. Grenades and attachments and abilities are for those low % chances.
      This game only fucks you up with RNG if you allow it.

    • @skarletfenrir6979
      @skarletfenrir6979 2 года назад +2

      @@SwordWieldingDuck missing when i have a 100% chance to hit is bullshit and its happened way to many times. I have hit more shots in this game that are below 75% than above 90% that is bullshit rng. Yes its tactical but i have had the perfect plan way to many times and still lost because every shot somehow misses.

    • @jdog345
      @jdog345 4 месяца назад

      @@SwordWieldingDuckas a vet who loves the game and who has multiple legendary play throughs, bull-fucking-shit. You can do everything right and be fucked over by missing multiple 95s. Your only salvation is late-game when everyone is a colonel with Chosen gear and you forget there’s a chance to hit and start screaming about not criting instead.

  • @amateurishauthor2202
    @amateurishauthor2202 3 года назад +3

    *watches all the misses and the anger rising*
    Me: First time?

  • @motasmagic
    @motasmagic 5 месяцев назад +1

    I have been watching xcom 2 videos this past weeks and this was the KING!!! ROFLMAO!!

  • @Roisome
    @Roisome 3 года назад +1

    *”Oh my god how many can you fucking miss”*
    Said every XCOM Player in existence.

  • @TaggedByTim
    @TaggedByTim 3 года назад +5

    Bahroo and the editor are back! Missed y'all. Also as someone who has never played xcom I have no idea why every one is missing shots

    • @raammostel7416
      @raammostel7416 3 года назад +3

      Literally just really unlucky. Sometines the characters had 95% chance to hit and they still rolled the 5% to miss

    • @dracosfire7247
      @dracosfire7247 3 года назад

      Because it’s true random, unlike most percent chance games where the odds are weighted in the player’s favour. So there’s no rounding up, no rerolls, no hidden bonuses, just raw numbers.
      And raw numbers don’t care how many times in a row something has gone wrong for you, they’ll be just as harsh each time.

  • @JLeaf337
    @JLeaf337 3 года назад +19

    This video is not helping me as I was already irrationally angry at everything today, this is topping it off

  • @zafelrede4884
    @zafelrede4884 3 года назад +1

    This was a fun video, please make more like this!

  • @matbear7206
    @matbear7206 3 года назад +2

    I can slowly feel my XCOM Nightmares coming back while wathing this..

  • @90snetworkproductions79
    @90snetworkproductions79 3 года назад +3

    Don’t feel bad, ADVENT and today in my experience, The Hunter, *ON LEGEND,* managed to “miss,” a grenade throw in between three of my guys. 🤣😂 Last time I saw that happen was in the legacy ops 😂

  • @mrsleepsleep40
    @mrsleepsleep40 3 года назад +3

    if bahroo was doin the fitness challenge where everz time he misses he does a sit up or something he would literally fall dead

  • @Jack-kb5nb
    @Jack-kb5nb Год назад

    Recently bought Xcom 1 and 2 and wanted to see something exactly like this. Thank you for showing us your pain

  • @yknumknurd
    @yknumknurd 3 года назад

    Thanks for uploading your XCOM stuff!

  • @eekajmoneybaby9309
    @eekajmoneybaby9309 2 года назад +4

    Where have you gone

  • @KyuuriSuji
    @KyuuriSuji 3 года назад +3

    Thank you editor!

  • @SNOWDUDE13
    @SNOWDUDE13 6 месяцев назад +1

    Every comment was absolutely on point. I was cracking up in pain with you my fellow xcom brother.

  • @GMSiNick
    @GMSiNick 3 года назад

    I don't think I've seen you this pissed ever before, (watched all of the DD highlights, enjoyed them very much), and I LOVE it.

  • @Sariot666
    @Sariot666 3 года назад +13

    I've been playing LWOTC recently and am routinely missing every shot. I can't help but feel that the actual numbers are much lower than what they tell us just to add a slight difficulty curve.

  • @Foreststrike
    @Foreststrike 3 года назад +3

    ... "I fired! And I missed!"

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 3 года назад

      We need someone to eddit that audio over this XD.

  • @bigcheese9087
    @bigcheese9087 3 года назад

    I dont know you, i never whatched one of your videos, but this is gold, please, make more of this, you get a new subscriber

  • @C.K.D2001
    @C.K.D2001 2 года назад +2

    Bro this is legit the main reason why I full on stopped playing XCOM all together the amount of times I had to save and restart missions because none of the units would hit anything despite having near enough 100% aim or being 1 or 2 tiles away from the enemy I did manage to get back into it for a couple days later down the line but had to shove a series of cheats in to actually make it playable

  • @paulhermann2956
    @paulhermann2956 3 года назад +3

    this.....this was just painfull....
    #happy Bahroo is back

  • @SwedishGundam
    @SwedishGundam 3 года назад +7

    Someone please make a voice pack for war of the chosen from this video

  • @devilwolf3202
    @devilwolf3202 3 года назад +2

    You can feel how he not-so-slowly slips into insanity

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 3 года назад +1

    These boys could go up to an enemy with a goddamn sword and not only miss, not only try and heal them like a moron, but fail at healing them, ironically doing damage. Fucking XCOM.
    Pain-peko

  • @nicklugo4960
    @nicklugo4960 3 года назад +4

    Is there a mod that adds the darkest dungeon narrator, I feel like it’d be perfect for this

    • @camkew
      @camkew 2 года назад +1

      You are a mad gineus

  • @bugfriendz
    @bugfriendz 3 года назад +3

    a lesson in dealing in absolutes! absolute bullshit that is
    never have i had a such a terrible mission

  • @yowack3457
    @yowack3457 2 года назад

    I think that was one of the most funniest things I have ever witnessed. I'm sorry for your suffering but my god PERFECTION!

  • @elvinmacospag6989
    @elvinmacospag6989 3 года назад +1

    This. This is why I set backup plans for WHEN 90% shots miss.
    I still remember that time when one of my soldiers missed two 98% shots IN A ROW.

  • @GervilEtnad
    @GervilEtnad 3 года назад +3

    if I see there's a 92 percent chance of hitting a target I know there's a 50/50 chance of missing the shot. That's what 92 percent chance of hitting means.

  • @jaxrammus9165
    @jaxrammus9165 3 года назад +9

    I stopped playing xcom 2 when I realized 90% chance was actually 50% and it ruined the game for me.

  • @HESHRocketWarhead
    @HESHRocketWarhead 2 года назад +1

    I don't know what the bigger achievement is: Missing that many shots, or only losing one soldier through all of that.

  • @reffk5306
    @reffk5306 2 года назад +2

    this is why i edited each character stats to have 100% normal accuracy (the default is 65% for some reason). so the only way you can miss shot is bad positioning or having status ailments. that way, the game become a problem solving game, not a luck (gacha) game.