WE HAVE A TANK | XCOM 2, WotC: Modded Legend
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- Опубликовано: 14 янв 2020
- We have a tank now.
It's a lot of fun.
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Игры
Assassin: l will destroy you for the elders.
Tank: shows 20 guns
Assassin: oh
On second thought...
Not gonna lie, my jaw dropped when i saw that animation.
I lost it when I saw the animation. Ngl
Its delightfully over the top.
666 likes
"How did you miss?!?" I have no idea how many times i've said that playing X-Com.
Ever seen totalbiscuits vs video for xcom enemy unknown? "100% chance to hit lets go!" "Misses."
Just remember the 0 percent shots can hit and 100 can miss
Legit I posted a guy with a mini gun right in front of a mech and he missed not only that he missed he hit a tank of gas killing them both
@@umbrellaoperativeghost8001 i mean he still technically hit.
Well that’s xcom
Me before the video: we have a tank?
Me after: Jesus Christ we have a tank
Alien: “Elder’s protect me…” gets shot with Hailstorm Cannons. All the Hailstorm Cannons!!!
Be interesting if you can have more then 1 tank (field 8 tanks only)
Jan Valentine from Hellsing sends his love.
Imagine going into a mission with just a team of tanks.
Tank: 999 Will
WH40K fans: PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH. ONLY FLESH FALTERS: THE MACHINE IS NEVER CORRUPTED
Praise be the emperor for this comment.
@@Prototype-wd1qv FOR THE EMPEROR !!!
Have you seen the amount of guns on this thing? This is clearly an ork tank
MORE *DAKKA!!!!!*
**Laughing Void Dragon noises**
It’s literally a freakin Mastodon.
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/File:Mastodon.jpg
ADVENT: We have the Chosen and countless troopers, what do you have?
Xcom: Tank
*TONK*
ADVENT: Well we also have a tank.
*looks back and ask the advent scientists*
Advent: We do have tanks right?
A. Scientists:Nope just Mecha Robots, Gatekeeper, and turrets. I'm pretty sure we can handle a tank with our superior Technology. Plus what's it gonna do. RAM us?
*xcom tank rams through the facility*
XCOM Tank: I'm gonna Ninja Tank your ashes fools. Ninja Style.
*Tanks somehow Ninja style the entire facility*
Xcom Tank: See I told you... Ninja style, simple.
*Flies away*
Advent lone Scientist;....... I need a better job..
Advent: we massively out preform them in technology! It'll be easy!
Sectopod: why do I hear boss music?
Advent trooper and Muton: RUN!!!!!!
@@nightmare-vr1ty *"Passport.mid" starts playing loudly as a behemoth tank could be seen rolling over the hill*
You know considering the symbol and how it looks kinda like the sectapod, I think the tank is supposed to be an enemy.
@@theheroneededwillette6964 it is but it's modded in to be a thing for Xcom. Add in Spark and you have 2 mechanical units that will hit EVERYTHING for shits and giggles
@@Darqshadow indeed
Xcom: Has a tank
Advent: Terrified screeching
“People with tanks are never outnumbered!”
Leonard Church, at the time in possession of a tank.
its a tank what do you expect
"I feel like I could blow up the whole god damned world with this thing...."
@@chadhendrickson2646 But can you pick up chicks in a tank?
@@insignificantgnat9334 yes
Let's just hope a certain other quote doesn't come into play with XCOM's tanks.
ADVENT: NO! YOU CAN'T BRING AN ARMOURED VEHICLE TO THE BATTLEFIELD! THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!
XCOM: haha tonk go vroom
Sethorven: "We have a tank."
Me (a Dawn of War veteran): _"Tell the men the cavalry has arrived"_
MOAR *DAKKAAAAAAAAA*
"Brother get the flame. The heavy flamer"
TANKS! WHERE ARE THE BLOODY TANKS?!
Ready to unleash eleven barrels of hell
FEEL THE MIGHT OF THE BANEBLADE!
Game Designers: "We have established a careful mix of 'rock paper scissors' mechanics to create a balanced system to encourage strategy and careful planning."
Gamers: "TANK."
ALSO GAMERS: *create an rpg stat level up system to strengthen the tank"*
Tank says "Game balance? Sounds like a nutritious part of this balanced breakfast!"
Perigo: *exists*
Elders: "ALERT! A TANK HAS ENTERED THE AREA!"
Chosen: "Bomb Cart has Bomb!"
Advent Trooper: "Shoot that bomb!"
"Hailstorm cannon" oh so it's a mini- - *EVERYTHING EXPLODES*
Advent trooper: (alien language) So why did we build this base in a middle of the woods in Russia.
Advent Commander: So this base can be a secret and no heavy armour can get us.
Advent Trooper: Sure how in the world the unorganized rebels get a heavy armour.
Xcom: Suprise Mother Fuckers.
(Tanks COMES)
Advent: FFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK
(Edit)
Advent: they have a tank now?!!! They have a tank now!!!
Mid of battle
Advent: HOLY SHIT IT FLIES NOW?!!! IT FLIES NOW!!!!
Creeeeeeeeeeed :p
I wonder if the Tank can get the voice lines of the M.A.R.V. from CnC3: Kane's Wrath
"SIZE MATTERS!"
"Peerless."
"Crush them!"
"Bringing in the big guns!"
It would just fit so damn well.
Nearly forgot the one that fits XCOM the most: "Take back the planet!"
I think the apocalypse in ra3 would also fit.
Aliens: Do you hear something?
Sethorven: don't worry about it
Why am I hearing boss music?
It can only mean one thing.
No one:
Sethorven’s hard drive: DID SOMEBODY SAY BOOM!?!
No the hard drive was the demoman after one to many scrumpys
Spongebob?
Read this in a Russian accent.
E-CKA-SPLO-SION!
“We have tanks now?”
“We have tanks now.”
“Yep, we have tanks now.”
The tank needs all the Tf2Soldier-Tank lines.
For example: This Tank runs on Guts, Glory and Blood. The Guts and Glory I will provide, the Blood is were you come in.
I’m using the AC-130 voice mod on it, feels like it fits quite well
Unsure if the tank actually has voice lines?
No, Dawn of war Baneblade lines!
I feel like the M.A.R.V from Tib wars would fit better
Sethorven: Has ballistic weapons.
Also Sethorven: "...tank!"
5:38 - *Perfect laughter doesn't exist....*
Drugged santa
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Oh Really, oh hahahaha oh
When Sethorven uses a pic of the PL-01 in the thumbnail: *happy Polish noises*
Hell yeah!
BAPTIZED IN FIRE!
40 TO 1!
SPIRIT OF SPARTANS!
DEATH AND GLORY!
*cough* POLAND *cough*
It's more a Bob semple than a pl-01
*Seth uploads a joyful video*
Me, reading the title: "WE HAVE A TANK!!~~~"
Me, three seconds after: "...Wait, We have a WHAT!?"
That sums up my reaction perfectly lol.
Did you mean everyone’s
Phoenix Point: we have tanks.
XCOM2 modemakers: Oh really?
Xcom with out mods: Sneaky time
Xcom with Mods (and a tank): LEEEEEEROYY JEEEEENKYYYNS
Assassin: You can't touch me!
XCOM We have Blasters!
Assassin: One of those does NOTHING!
Tank: How about a Hundred!?
Assassin: For the Elders?
Tank: has 999 will
Me: THE MACHINE SPIRIT IS ALL POWERFUL! PRAISE THE OMNISSIASH
Dude... It hovers.
That's no tank, that's a Landmaster.
Completely ok with that. So when is Fox showing up.
You called?
Next time on XCOM, Seth makes the Science and Engineering team build a NUKE.
(Side Note: You should field an entire team of tanks, Civilian casualties be damned)
There actually is a tactical nuke mod
@@lenardstarks5891 advent: they can build what now?
legoike 123 “it’s probably nothing to worry about looks like a faulty nuclear power generator”
@@lenardstarks5891 advent: that doesn't improve the current situation.
@@lenardstarks5891 I know that is from the irander rocket launcher MOD. I think it could 1 hit avatar on legend.
Imagine how much more efficient stealth missions would be if you could bring giant tanks on them.
No one can sound the alarm, if no one is alive to sound the alarm.
PSA from an XCOM covert operative.
Whenever I read the title, I immediately thought about Murray from the Sly Cooper series going "Guys, I'm in a tank."
I thought of tiny tank from the PlayStation 1 lol
Seth: *Has a tank*
ADVENT: *confused screaming*
"We found it, the upper limit to DAKKA"
is it wrong that I feel special that what I said on the stream made it into the video?
**KRUMP** Ain't no such fing as uppa limit to Dakka, ya grot!
@@ObsidiaBlack1 what the boss said
@@ObsidiaBlack1 dis tank kan fill bof the unifers and da warp with DAKKA, wher els kan we go?
@@crimson8590 Hmmm, How's 'bout dat Webway thingy those panzee pointy ears hide in?
@@ObsidiaBlack1 OH YAH! forgot 'bout dat one!
Stealth is recommended for this mission
Sethorven: *let use a tank*
Me: *sees title*
*spits out drink*
*re-reads to be sure*
*spits out drink again*
3:54 What that guy said.
Somehow Sethorven has achieved what OEM has not.
UNLEASHING THE BEHEMOTH!
Is it sad that my brain was playing some horrific metal cover of Thomas the tank engine when it first rolled out?
You mean like this or something else?
ruclips.net/video/1JNQhJa0aek/видео.html
ohhh yeahhh
>a tank
ah yes, when you absolutely need to kill everything in this room and next one
Forget the room, this is for when you need to flatten the entire apartment!
this is for when you need to reduce a village or 2 to random piles of debris...
"Cabal stomp plays during tank montage"
Me: ah, I see your a man of culture as well.
*Seth’s laptop got sabotaged by one of the chosen. That’s what happened.*
6:55
*JESUS CHRIST IT’S PERIGO MK1*
That amount of dakka make The Emperor shed a single holy tear.
FOR THE EMPEROR
Tank beats Assassin
Tank beats pyro
Tank beats muton
TANK BEATS EVERYTHING
It lives!!! Vulcan lives! *stomp stomp*
THE PRIMARK
VULKAN LIVES!
*STOMP STOMP*
VULKAN LIVES!
*STOMP STOMP*
VULKAN LIVES!
*STOMP STOMP*
VULKAN LIVES!
*STOMP STOMP*
VULKAN LIVES!
*STOMP STOMP*
VULKAN LIVES!
*STOMP STOMP*
VULKAN LIVES!
*STOMP STOMP*
VULKAN LIVES!
*STOMP STOMP*
VULKAAAAAAAAAN
*FRIENDS!* Look at this toad!
@@ZombiePotatoSalad do not boop that merry suicide bomber.
Elder : I've got Chosens and Avatars.
Commander : We have a tank.
0:57 when he scales the tank size up I can only think, "BIIIIIG"
"The upper limits of dakka?"
Wat kina 'umie talk is dat?! Dere's nevah enuff dakka!
4:45 I mean, hard NOT to fall in love with the tank
7:10
You call that the limit of dakka?! I can still see the tank! It’s not enough!
5:38 jesus christ this tank will kill Seth before God does.
Elders: we have the chosen
Seth: we have a tank
Advent: What the fuck? Where the hell did the tank come from?! It just appeared out of nowhere! Only a tactical genius could have even-
Elders: CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
Cabal March theme is perfect for the tank seeing how this theme also plays during the Valus ta'aurc mission
God the Cabal theme fits so much with the Tank just shredding through the whole base and killing everything.
"STANDING IN THE LINE OF FIRE, 32 WILL LEAD THE WAY!"
COMING OVER TRENCH AND WIRE, GOING THROUGH THE ENDLESS GREY!
@@europanzer3929 what song are you referincing?
@@matthiasbindl7085 The future of warfare, by Sabaton
Xeno filth learns the hard way that humanity is far from weak.
The next question is: Can we make more? Recreate Resistance Und Panzers? Create the ultimate mech squad of Chonk-Tonks and TOGmechs to just kill everything?
Not enough dakka
So I just discovered this channel and...
My god, the beauty of the DAKKA
The laughter during the opening montage tho... Focken perfect
"Ah anouther YT notification, dismiss....WAIT WHAT!?!"
I like the inclusion of “Cabal Stomp” in the intro, definitely fits the theme lol
[ ZA TANKO ]
Edit: I also feel like having a character with Sterling Archer's voice lines would be hilarious lol
THAT CABAL STOMP THOUGH MY DUDE!
Cayde-6 "The Cabal have six words for advance, and none for retreat."
That tank looks like something out of The Clone Wars
Before watching the carnage on Sethorven channel: How are they going to get a tank in Xcom: WOTC...
After seeing the tank in question causing said carnage on the battlefield: I want one!!! (Ode to Joy playing in the background)
*edgy alien queen wannabe appears*
Tank: So anyway I started ramming
We should call it Thomas the tank engine
Me; *feels depressed*
Me; I know what to do.
Me; *watches video*
Also me: *dies of laughter*
Assassin: I will-
Tank: **exists**
Assassin: *oh shit.*
I love that you have cabal stomp play in the beginning for the tank
TANK BEATS EVERYTHING
Hey! How does shotgunning a few feet of sharp metal and blazing speeds suit you?
"IT IS THE BANEBLADE!!!"
I've had that happen to me too seth. I lost over 5 years of artwork, writing, personal documents, etc. I'm still trying to get them out 7 years later after it happened lol.
*reads Title*
Ah, my German Heart beats with joy.^^
Seth, thanks for going to such great lengths to bring us... tank.
Now imagine Boris. In a tank. He would be so happy.
I think the Behemoth destroyed what little physics XCOM had left XD
Seth needs to do a modded playthrough where every member of the squad is a tank and he needs to complete one mission in stealth
Sees XCOM :)
SEES TANK - you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention
Sees that I'm first - Aplaud my supreme power
I like it when people are creative with the whole "first" thing so you have my applause.
I said the same thing but what Perfect Cell said In TFS
Wait, hang on, hang on.
How is the tank concealed? It's like 5 stories tall!
If the tank has voice lines you should consider Shelia from Red vs Blue
Thank you for using the Cabal's theme for the intro. Absolutely the best choice.
Now I’m just imagining that the tank in the picture piloted by mr.boom-eater, whenever it fires it goes POOTIS
Jonathan Hacker I think poot poot is way funnier
Or the heavy's singing going off when he does fire.
XCom : Surprise bitches! We invented the Baneblade, 30 000 year ahead of schedule!
Filthy xenos : Well fuck us...
I loved the disclaimer :D
"I tried" that says it all. Deep man. Deep. I can almoust sense the actual work behind the scenes
I have watched this video so many times over and over again and it still makes me laugh
When the Xenos think they're hot shit so you bust out a Dreadnought.
this is the funniest video i have seen in a long time!)))You made my day)))) thx dude!
"How's about we give them a very bad day."
Truer words have never been spoken.
Great video as usual thanks for the laughter dude
Yknow, I’m 90% sure this was the first XCOM stream of Seth’s that I watched live.
I already knew a bit of what to expect from watching his videos and his Subnautica streams, but this was one hell of a first impression for these in particular.
If halo has taught me anything it’s “TANK BEATS EVERYTHING!”
I got back into Xcom 2 WotC last week and this is the first Xcom video I saw...
I’m not disappointed
Advent: We have superior technology and weaponry! We are unstoppable!
Seth: *T O N K*
That first wheezing laugh from Seth is indescribably great.
Man, the ragdolls in this game are so good, if only there was more of them.
you know that tank was gonna be part of the base game as an enemy unit, but was cut for what looks like seemingly obvious reasons as seen in this video
And it was on that day that seth got a tank that the elders truly realized they're God's had abandoned them.
Glad you got yourself a tank and had a blast with it. Aaand of course you increased its size. XD
I love the fact he used the Cabal theme from Destiny, instant like for that
OMG I love it hahahaha! Can't wait to try it out. I can already see the aliens tremble in fear
this is my favorite video from your channel so far . i keep rewatching it . WE NEED A SEQUEL .