Hi! I'm a french veteran of MH4U and more games from Monster Hunter series! Just to tell you that now I use to check your channel everyday to see if there is a new video xD. Really, the only one RUclips channel I can rely on to have fun is yours. Keep going, I'll stay among your community :]
If Poogie has a million fans, then I'm one of them. If Poogie has ten fans, then I'm one of them. If Poogie has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE. If Poogie has no fans, that means I'm dead.
Honestly, it would be fun if you had a choice between bringing Cahoot to track 1 monster actively, or have Poogie take a hot air balloon to track all monsters inactively (having to wave to update current locations)
Unfortunately, attempting to cater to both old style fans and new style fans would probably be asking too much, so Capcom might just stick to the safer, more streamlined nature.
@@adhdasdfroflxd123 Most would just stick to Cahoot admittedly (tracking your target and all), but some would use Poogie to watch all the monsters for their own reasons. It's just a neat decision to make that really won't change the game or ruin Cahoot dominance.
@@Manavine I know. It's just extra effort that atm I don't see Capcom wanting to put work into, unless they actually decided to do the opposite and reimplement tracking and just allow a check option from the menu to always display monsters anyway, because I know how vocal players can be about actually having to look for a monster in a game with large maps lol, and I don't think Capcom would want to risk alienating the new profitable audience with any kind of 'tedious' mechanic from old MH, that's my 2 cents, anyway
I just realized. This entire time in the previous games, Poogie was in the Old World. Then in MHW he went to The New World, so technically, Poogie is still in the New World, Rise takes place in the Old World. So our little pig god is alright.
"There is no proof to back up these claims [that petting poogie betters your odds]" There's no proof to back up the different button combinations that increase your chances of catching a pokemon, either, but to this day I still do it, because to this day I still seem less likely to catch something without it.
At least you mash the buttons when doing something else, I'm not taking 5 minutes out of my hunts to pet that poogie at the other side of the village every time
ok so, i actually know where the Poogies went. i'm a new MH player, started in Rise. i love reading the quest-giver descriptions in the loading screen. a "Disgruntled Farmer" will give you a kill quest for an Almudron that's been "slinging mud all over his dern crops, his dern house, his dern clothes" etc. he ends the quote off with "ah well, at least the Poogies is happy." me being new, i vividly remember thinking, "what the fuck is a Poogie?!" and naively tucked it away, thinking it might be a small monster i'd meet later. in short, this nameless, uncredited "Disgruntled Farmer" is now the caretaker of every single Poogie in the Monster Hunter Rise world. ...maybe not. but he definitely canonically has Poogies, so they exist :)
@@vee3620 That sounds exactly like what you say to kids when their pet died. I'm not convinced but alas my hope will never be extinguished so let us hope for the best.
It's honestly a sin that Yasunori Ichinose ditched Poogie. For those that did not know Ichinose was the major progenitor of the "cuteness" aspect of MonHun so getting Poogie replaced was really mind boggling for me
Fun fact, petting Poogie used to have a couple of full systems built around it in Monster Hunter 2 Dos, where players would be lead to gathering spots in both Jumbo village and Dundorma. There were items exclusively obtained by to petting Poogie, provided you fed him his favorite meal and were in the right season for them. Not only that, but poogie would occasionally give you gifts if you pet him enough and returned from a hunt. It could potentially be where the idea of him granting luck by petting him originated from, if it hadn't been lore/a rumor around it already.
Poogie has been biding his time and training. In Monster Hunter 6 he will be the true final boss. Walking on hind legs firing kamehamehas and slamming you with gigachad gym equipment (his arena is a gym). Trust me my pig works for Capcom
In World, I never had a problem with my Poogie because every time I returned from a hunt, the little cutie would always greet me and I’d pet ‘em everytime and it’d follow me all cute and endearingly. Love the li’l dude. Seeing “delete poogie” kinda hurts my heart a bit and I can’t accept that that is our li’l pig’s fate in Rise. That’s the evilest send off if so, but I hope to see my precious Piglet in MH6. Thanks for the funny video. Loved it. Subscribed.
After watching this, I'm fully convinced that you are one of the best MH content creators out there. The amount of research and work you put into this must have been exhausting!
Gonna save you the effort of watching the whole video and spoil it. Poogie was sentenced to life in prison by the the Hague's court. The reason being the horrendous warcrimes he commited in the Balkans during the 1990's.
I think the big difference between rise and the older ones is that we never get contact from the guild of the mainland or old world. Elgado and Kamura are completely separate from the mainland guild. Poogie has been everywhere the guild is.
Except at the literal start of the game Fugen tells you that you are now a registered hunter of the guild? Edit:Also I just now remembered after typing this so sorry about this, is that Minoto(i believe) even says that after discovering narwa that the guild has sent out hunters to deal with her but they were wiped out so they request you since you took down ibushi
Clearly Poogie is on a journey sniffing out Monster Hunter 6. He will return with the next installment on his back. Thank you Poogie for your hard work.
You're not far off So you remember in World how many hunters refused to hunt Dodogama because of how cute they were. Well there was nothing to stop their increase in population and eventually there were too many for the Elder's Recess to accommodate, the Dodogama sought out new homes across the new world and it wasn't long before they ventured to even Astera's gates, the place was overrun, many hunters were killed and Poogie was devoured...
i looked for poogie too but never came to that conclusion... BUT i also looked for moofy and found him in RISE! the items you see at the docks to the left side of elgados castle thingy. these shipped items change from time to time. low and behold i one time had a shipment full of moofy plushes in front of me. made me so happy. i looked if the same happens to poogie but it didnt yet.
When I first got MH World, I read a notification that said my Poogie's clothes had been changed. Being new, I was like "The frick is a poogie?" 5 minutes later, I was sobbing and ready to lay down my life for Doodles. When I found out I wouldn't get that same joy in Rise, I was shattered. Bring back my baby bean! Bring back Doodles!
I'm sure Capcom could have come up with a 1,000,000 other ways to get rid of tracking in Rise, so I'm guessing they just really did not want to keep Poogie or bring back any other previous mascots.
So it's canon that a previous hunter, suffering from CRT after trying to 1v1 a Rajang, mixed up the cooking animation and the petting animation, turning Poogie into Foodie. At least that's what *THEY* would have us think.
I never noticed Poogie getting in the way of the quest board… then again. I wasn’t the one who stood idle in front of the quest board for 15 minutes after every quest STEVE!!! I GOTTA WORK IN THE MORNING, ACCEPT THE EXTREME BEHEMOTH QUEST ALREADY
my god, your channel is so good! Please never stop uploading; you don't nearly get the views and subs you deserve for the amount of effort you put in these videos.
What you dont know is poogie decided to become a god in mh world and took safijiva's place as our sapphire star. Long live poogie and his many outfits!
I recently got into Monster Hunter with Rise this month and happened to come across your channel a couple weeks back so I wanted to tell you that your videos on this series are awesome! They really make me excited to experience the other games eventually.
I have been told by an informant, who does not wish to have their name mentioned here, that Poogie is participating in special operations/expeditions for the guild. Not sure what Poogie is doing for the guild during these expeditions, my guess would be to cull the local Fatalis population.
SO HE IS ALWAYS IN FRONT OF THE QUEST BOARD IN MHW, AND HERE I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME READING MY STATS AND SEEING WHAT ITEMS I HAD FOR TOO LONG! I'm honestly sad to see him go.
No poogie is not surprised. Considering Rise removed hot cold drinks, scout fly/paint ball and so many. Any developer who has veteran's nostalgia will let poogie in. It helped me collect iron ore, mushrooms in Monster Hunter G. (material is pretty insufficient in that game )
When I first played MH world it was during an event and when I went to the event area the handler who I already hated told me she changed my poogie's outfit, this was the first I had heard of even owning a "poogie" which I then came across the next time I left my room. I failed the petting minigame and it headbutted me and ran off and from then on I decided I hated this mysterious ugly pig thing that the game assumed I loved with no indication as to where it came from. It then later walked across one of the bridges leading out of astera while looking for treasure one of the times I decided to humour the near worthless minigame and it disappeared and I didn't see it again until I rebooted the game. I joked with a friend that it went out and got eaten by a rathalos
In my opinion, they removed because it's really better one owl as pet in a game where you can fly in the city (wire bugs) , poogie can't fly as us with wire... or this is his secret and he can actually solo fatalis with one headbutt we don't know
I like the notion that Poogie ties the game together, delete it and the entire thing would crash, not unlike coconut.jpg of TF2 (Or what the rumor says)
There is one occosion where poogie leaves the camp, In world, if you carry him to the kitchen he will get scared and run out of the outposts gate. Maybe someone did that too often and he just left and is now living in the wild.
Im a noobie, I've only ever played Monster Hunter World so I didn't know poogie was such a mainstay to the series, but that being said i still loved him regardless, even if he ways got in my way at the quest board!!! Incredible video, this was hilarious to watch and as a newcomer to the series i actually learned alot about the history of the game!!
The truth will be uncovered...
poogie is immortal
Never forget what they almost took from us in World...
Hi! I'm a french veteran of MH4U and more games from Monster Hunter series! Just to tell you that now I use to check your channel everyday to see if there is a new video xD. Really, the only one RUclips channel I can rely on to have fun is yours. Keep going, I'll stay among your community :]
@@marsilepicard1360 Fr*nch*
@@joyboynyan sry I don't understand, I'm obviously not as good at English as most of people :')
If Poogie has a million fans, then I'm one of them.
If Poogie has ten fans, then I'm one of them.
If Poogie has one fan, then I'm THAT ONE.
If Poogie has no fans, that means I'm dead.
Make that two.
poogie gave me his luck
And you have my bow!
Poogie nation stand up
@@memelord1216 make that three
Honestly, it would be fun if you had a choice between bringing Cahoot to track 1 monster actively, or have Poogie take a hot air balloon to track all monsters inactively (having to wave to update current locations)
Unfortunately, attempting to cater to both old style fans and new style fans would probably be asking too much, so Capcom might just stick to the safer, more streamlined nature.
That is such a cool idea I love it
@@adhdasdfroflxd123 Most would just stick to Cahoot admittedly (tracking your target and all), but some would use Poogie to watch all the monsters for their own reasons.
It's just a neat decision to make that really won't change the game or ruin Cahoot dominance.
@@Manavine I know. It's just extra effort that atm I don't see Capcom wanting to put work into, unless they actually decided to do the opposite and reimplement tracking and just allow a check option from the menu to always display monsters anyway, because I know how vocal players can be about actually having to look for a monster in a game with large maps lol, and I don't think Capcom would want to risk alienating the new profitable audience with any kind of 'tedious' mechanic from old MH, that's my 2 cents, anyway
im 100% with this. i want to actively hunt my monsters.
I just realized. This entire time in the previous games, Poogie was in the Old World. Then in MHW he went to The New World, so technically, Poogie is still in the New World, Rise takes place in the Old World. So our little pig god is alright.
That might explain why in Rise, there is so many old or almost middle aged people in it...🤣🤣🤣
this means he'll be back in Wilds let's fucking GOOOOOO
"There is no proof to back up these claims [that petting poogie betters your odds]"
There's no proof to back up the different button combinations that increase your chances of catching a pokemon, either, but to this day I still do it, because to this day I still seem less likely to catch something without it.
hahah I still mash "A" when catching pokemon to this day as well
At least you mash the buttons when doing something else, I'm not taking 5 minutes out of my hunts to pet that poogie at the other side of the village every time
I always do amazing on my hunts after petting my hog in a frog suit 💗
I throw regular Pokeball at harder to catch Pokemon and let Jesus take the wheel. Seems to work some percent of the time!
@@wetnoodlex the standard one is better than the great one in the vast majority of that series.
ok so, i actually know where the Poogies went.
i'm a new MH player, started in Rise. i love reading the quest-giver descriptions in the loading screen. a "Disgruntled Farmer" will give you a kill quest for an Almudron that's been "slinging mud all over his dern crops, his dern house, his dern clothes" etc. he ends the quote off with "ah well, at least the Poogies is happy."
me being new, i vividly remember thinking, "what the fuck is a Poogie?!" and naively tucked it away, thinking it might be a small monster i'd meet later.
in short, this nameless, uncredited "Disgruntled Farmer" is now the caretaker of every single Poogie in the Monster Hunter Rise world.
...maybe not. but he definitely canonically has Poogies, so they exist :)
No I think your onto something. At least the Poogies are being taken care of
So what you're saying is that the Poogies went to an idyllic farm where they can be happy and nothing bad happens to them.
aha, so our tiny little overlord lives
@@vee3620 That sounds exactly like what you say to kids when their pet died. I'm not convinced but alas my hope will never be extinguished so let us hope for the best.
thanks sir 😭😭😭
It's honestly a sin that Yasunori Ichinose ditched Poogie. For those that did not know Ichinose was the major progenitor of the "cuteness" aspect of MonHun so getting Poogie replaced was really mind boggling for me
Poogie flew so the Cohoot could walk
Cohoot exist
Wait for the poogie paid dlc
@@Rusty_Spy €20 for Poogie
@@Tsukinotaku this shit is made me laugh unreasonably hard lol
Poogies have always been with us... in spirits... and in our stomachs...
There was never just one Poogie. The Poogie you see are always a different pig. The previous ones always disappear next to kitchens...
Hmm so tasty
NOOOOOOOOOOO
😂😭🤣🤣stahhhp
Noooo! Spit him back out or I'll get him with all the methods I have!
(Picks up greatsword)
And now begins the 'Punished Flyann 2: A Man Denied His Poogie' arc of the channel.
Poogie was found dead in Miami showing apparent signs of a Mega Demondrug overdose. 😢
R.I.P.
WTF 😂🤣🤣😂
God damnit Poogie. Why'd he take the gas station weed???
dont ever buy no mega demondrug from the gas station bruh
@@jjccff one eye right here the other is all the way up there
With a scarf wrapped around his neck tied to a doorknob. #TheTruthIsOutThere
Fun fact, petting Poogie used to have a couple of full systems built around it in Monster Hunter 2 Dos, where players would be lead to gathering spots in both Jumbo village and Dundorma. There were items exclusively obtained by to petting Poogie, provided you fed him his favorite meal and were in the right season for them. Not only that, but poogie would occasionally give you gifts if you pet him enough and returned from a hunt. It could potentially be where the idea of him granting luck by petting him originated from, if it hadn't been lore/a rumor around it already.
Poogie has been biding his time and training. In Monster Hunter 6 he will be the true final boss. Walking on hind legs firing kamehamehas and slamming you with gigachad gym equipment (his arena is a gym). Trust me my pig works for Capcom
Poogie is on his way to become an elder dragon
@@陳嘉宇-y4q or wearing the innards of black fatty
Behemoth but with Poogie's face
In World, I never had a problem with my Poogie because every time I returned from a hunt, the little cutie would always greet me and I’d pet ‘em everytime and it’d follow me all cute and endearingly. Love the li’l dude. Seeing “delete poogie” kinda hurts my heart a bit and I can’t accept that that is our li’l pig’s fate in Rise. That’s the evilest send off if so, but I hope to see my precious Piglet in MH6. Thanks for the funny video. Loved it. Subscribed.
our friend shall return... the vibes must be restored...
Poogie ascended beyond the need of a limiting physical form, may God, or should I say Poogie, have mercy on us all.
oink oink
poogie has been living his best life following me around in FFXIV
Best Minion, No Contest. lol
After watching this, I'm fully convinced that you are one of the best MH content creators out there. The amount of research and work you put into this must have been exhausting!
Gonna save you the effort of watching the whole video and spoil it.
Poogie was sentenced to life in prison by the the Hague's court. The reason being the horrendous warcrimes he commited in the Balkans during the 1990's.
WHO SENT THIS GUY THE SCRIPT
Oh wtffff
Lol
Huh...
Gekoloniseerd
I think the big difference between rise and the older ones is that we never get contact from the guild of the mainland or old world. Elgado and Kamura are completely separate from the mainland guild. Poogie has been everywhere the guild is.
Except at the literal start of the game Fugen tells you that you are now a registered hunter of the guild?
Edit:Also I just now remembered after typing this so sorry about this, is that Minoto(i believe) even says that after discovering narwa that the guild has sent out hunters to deal with her but they were wiped out so they request you since you took down ibushi
I had a bad feeling after learning that the poogie pet timing was the same as the well done steak timing...
I just realized.... what if... POOGIE IS THE DESIRE SENSOR?!?
I love how quickly this dissolved into absolute madness, lmao
He was killed by the hunters guild after he discovered that they were building the equal dragon weapon.
"Hunter what is best in life?"
-To hunt monsters, wear their hide and to hear the oinks of the Poogie
Short answer: poogie become my temporary Atk boost.
Clearly Poogie is on a journey sniffing out Monster Hunter 6. He will return with the next installment on his back.
Thank you Poogie for your hard work.
Monster Hunter Wilds was just announced with a 2025 release date at TGA.
Thank you for everything, Poogie.
Thank you poogie. It’s sad you’ll likely not be in mh6
You're not far off
So you remember in World how many hunters refused to hunt Dodogama because of how cute they were.
Well there was nothing to stop their increase in population and eventually there were too many for the Elder's Recess to accommodate, the Dodogama sought out new homes across the new world and it wasn't long before they ventured to even Astera's gates, the place was overrun, many hunters were killed and Poogie was devoured...
Poogie went out to the back of the barn 😢
i looked for poogie too but never came to that conclusion... BUT i also looked for moofy and found him in RISE! the items you see at the docks to the left side of elgados castle thingy. these shipped items change from time to time. low and behold i one time had a shipment full of moofy plushes in front of me. made me so happy. i looked if the same happens to poogie but it didnt yet.
SPOILER:
You can also get a Moofy doll for your room from Kagero's lottery ;)
they taxidermy the moofy 😭😭😭💀
Poogie in rise is a plushie you can have in your house.
When I first got MH World, I read a notification that said my Poogie's clothes had been changed. Being new, I was like "The frick is a poogie?" 5 minutes later, I was sobbing and ready to lay down my life for Doodles. When I found out I wouldn't get that same joy in Rise, I was shattered. Bring back my baby bean! Bring back Doodles!
I'm sure Capcom could have come up with a 1,000,000 other ways to get rid of tracking in Rise, so I'm guessing they just really did not want to keep Poogie or bring back any other previous mascots.
I hope they bring back poogie 😢
poogie is the scarlet mystery man
We all miss the little one so dearly, but the snake cry at the end just killed me XD
2:43 best game of the franchise, I’ll recognize that farm anywhere
They won't dare. If Poogie is confirmed to have been cooked in MH Wilds, I demand blood!
So it's canon that a previous hunter, suffering from CRT after trying to 1v1 a Rajang, mixed up the cooking animation and the petting animation, turning Poogie into Foodie.
At least that's what *THEY* would have us think.
There a Poogie plushie in Rise, Poogie's probably still chilling in Yukumo.
I never noticed Poogie getting in the way of the quest board… then again. I wasn’t the one who stood idle in front of the quest board for 15 minutes after every quest STEVE!!! I GOTTA WORK IN THE MORNING, ACCEPT THE EXTREME BEHEMOTH QUEST ALREADY
Poogie is controlling the cohoots
He was turned into a doll to put on my shelf
If we don’t get Poogie in Wilds I will awaken his true power and there will no longer be a Monster Hunter series
WHO LET THIS MAN COOK 🗣️🗣️💯💯
In MH2 the poogie has a minigame that in with he goes to find items.
Can't wait to try that one out!!!
Poogie: Shining beacon of hope... or shining bacon of hope?
I'll show myself out.
my god, your channel is so good! Please never stop uploading; you don't nearly get the views and subs you deserve for the amount of effort you put in these videos.
i miss him so much
Saaaaaame
Poogie blessed all my hunts
What you dont know is poogie decided to become a god in mh world and took safijiva's place as our sapphire star. Long live poogie and his many outfits!
I recently got into Monster Hunter with Rise this month and happened to come across your channel a couple weeks back so I wanted to tell you that your videos on this series are awesome! They really make me excited to experience the other games eventually.
We demand Poogie's TRIUMPHANT return ..
We love that little slice of bacon 😢
👇😢✊️
Your videos are getting better and better
I have been told by an informant, who does not wish to have their name mentioned here, that Poogie is participating in special operations/expeditions for the guild.
Not sure what Poogie is doing for the guild during these expeditions, my guess would be to cull the local Fatalis population.
He'll return, in February, invading a game called Wild Hearts, as a rampaging colossal Poogie killing fortnite ninjas.
FOR THOSE WONDERING, THE TRACK/SONG NAME USED IN THE INTRO COMES FROM "MONSTER HUNTER THE JAZZ" ALBUM
Cahoot was interesting. I want poogie back tho.
He just evolved into a Bullfango. Know that bullfango that has carted you the most time in Rise? Yep that's him.
Poogie, the secret most powerful black dragon. Don't let the dev's deceive you.
Always a pleasure to watch your videos
Humor and writing is immaculate
poogie isn’t in rise because he is now in our world. May God help us
The one time "LET THAT BOI COOK" absolutely should've never been allowed.
9:50 The howl hittings its head is gorgeous
*"We should kiss to break the tension..."*
flyann casually talking with Poogie
I haven't played RISE in a while since I went back to MHW. I think I got Mandela Effect. I have a memory of carrying poogie around Kamura. Help.
Great content man, I wish it reached more people.
Rest in peace, poogie. You'll live forever in our souls.
The lack of poogie (and aptonoth) will always make Rise Sunbreak the inferior MH game. Sorry, I don't make the rules.
Your best video yet. It opened my eyes to the glory of Poogie, Bane of the Desire Sensor!
The truth is that Poogie never left. Poogie has been in our hearts the entire time.
A masterpiece!! This was really fun thanks man!
poogie at least has a statue in sunbreak.
I believe that kamira ran out of food briefly, and thusly turned poogie into rations because they feared his power
It would be nice if Cahoot had a hidden mechanic in the game. But he does provide goodies on top of a tree after several missions.
If you show it attention regularly it can greet you when you enter an area where they can fly around in before finding a place to perch.
Building hype for his triumphant return
This video cured my ligma I still miss Poogie tho :(
I hope he returns
*something gone for one game*
Everyone:
SO HE IS ALWAYS IN FRONT OF THE QUEST BOARD IN MHW, AND HERE I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME READING MY STATS AND SEEING WHAT ITEMS I HAD FOR TOO LONG!
I'm honestly sad to see him go.
No poogie is not surprised. Considering Rise removed hot cold drinks, scout fly/paint ball and so many.
Any developer who has veteran's nostalgia will let poogie in. It helped me collect iron ore, mushrooms in Monster Hunter G. (material is pretty insufficient in that game )
“Pick him up and take his ass on a little adventure”
We just have to accept that poogie has died, eaten by rathalos.
12:38 the metal gear death scream lmao
I forget which game, but if you tried to carry poogie towards the kitchen area and he would buck you and run off.
I really appreciated the bonk at 9:50 flyann
6:50 POV my computer in a world without poogie
god I fucking love pc gaming.
That's so awesome HAHAHAHA keep going Flyann xD
bro this video was so funny, i love your channel already
When I first played MH world it was during an event and when I went to the event area the handler who I already hated told me she changed my poogie's outfit, this was the first I had heard of even owning a "poogie" which I then came across the next time I left my room. I failed the petting minigame and it headbutted me and ran off and from then on I decided I hated this mysterious ugly pig thing that the game assumed I loved with no indication as to where it came from. It then later walked across one of the bridges leading out of astera while looking for treasure one of the times I decided to humour the near worthless minigame and it disappeared and I didn't see it again until I rebooted the game. I joked with a friend that it went out and got eaten by a rathalos
Ironic for rise and Sunbreak have owl pets but no owl monster. Specifically, Malfestio
In my opinion, they removed because it's really better one owl as pet in a game where you can fly in the city (wire bugs) , poogie can't fly as us with wire... or this is his secret and he can actually solo fatalis with one headbutt we don't know
He's living his best damn live with the hunter in world
I like the notion that Poogie ties the game together, delete it and the entire thing would crash, not unlike coconut.jpg of TF2 (Or what the rumor says)
I WANT MY POOGIE
You missed the most important part ... He got reborn in elgado on top of the tower!
Everyone missing Poogie and im out here missing Moofy :(
There is one occosion where poogie leaves the camp,
In world, if you carry him to the kitchen he will get scared and run out of the outposts gate.
Maybe someone did that too often and he just left and is now living in the wild.
Im a noobie, I've only ever played Monster Hunter World so I didn't know poogie was such a mainstay to the series, but that being said i still loved him regardless, even if he ways got in my way at the quest board!!!
Incredible video, this was hilarious to watch and as a newcomer to the series i actually learned alot about the history of the game!!
"and we know he's a pig"
Are you sure about that?
*Theory intensifies
Poogie: Doesn't appear in 1 game
Everybody: Unplayable garbage.
Well played, sir. Love the vid.
Finally
Someone asking the important questions