That app is such a cesspool, and if ur like me and actually try to use it as a dating app because there’s no other options; it sucks and not in a good way lol (also a lot of creeps on there) I have met a few good dudes tho. Good luck homies. Stay safe out there 🤙
I us3d to use them pre-2019 (before I got married), and they were bad. Don't get me wrong, but this is something totally different I've never seen before
They can be rough but both me and my sister met our partners on apps, me on hinge and her on tinder. I think hinge is generally better, people are taking it a bit more seriously.
I would never trust one. That said it's important to remember that a lot of the really insane ones are people just fucking around for the fun of it. Either being dicks just to be dicks or putting the most insane thing they can think of in their profile just to see who will match them (like a full profile of hot pics and then a pregnant sonic, that reads like someone just seeing how far they can push it).
Yes Jackson, in the US, there is a senior in college, that's the last year! Also, since he asked about a major, that's definitely college, there aren't majors in high school. Also, if you go to college straight out of high school and take 4 years for undergraduate degree, a senior would be 22 years old.
"Sonic uterus was completly damaged and there was nothing the doctors could" I can Just imagine the scene "Medic, my uterus is damaged, what are you going to do?!" "There's nothing we can do.."
@@Goofster-goober Hey, just thought it didn’t flow with the rest of my comment. It feels wrong to leave multiple comments and both my comments are very different ideas that just feel better separately. (Sorry if I came off passive-aggressively, I mean it in a explanatory way
Yeah, in America they use the same wording for high school as they do for college. By asking what they were majoring it, he was asking if they were a senior in college. Majoring refers to what college degree you’re going for
(Goonther) is the correct pronunciation of the German name Gunther and he probably just typed it like that because he wanted it to be pronounced correctly or maybe some other reason. This is meant to be genuinely helpful and not sarcastic or patronizing. Love your videos keep up the good work.
Tinder games the system against men by barely giving any matches and swipes per day. It forces desperate men to spend money on Tinder's premium features at an attempt to get more matches. It's very predatory.
Tbf, there probably aren't that many accounts with active users in a given area anymore. Definitely that's part of the reason, but also the sheer number of wackos out there doesn't help.
Every single dating site or App preys on desperate single Men. Many of them have lower prices if you are a Woman and some even dont make Woman pay at all. Its a disgusting predatory tactic.
I once had a great first date. Lovely teacher. Brought me flowers. Super sweet. Second date to a fancy winery a horse farm. Tells me he remembers I like horses. Proceeds into tell a gruesome story,in a very quiet restaurant, about how he and his friends once blew a horse up. Thought it was the perfect funny anecdote. Wait staff got me out the back to a taxi when every woman in the vicinity who heard the story started making the "gtfo face".
I used tinder to go on a date. They seemed nice, met up. They were twice the age they said and boy they did not look like their profile pic. Date was the worst. Ended things as soon as I could. We both paid for our own share of the meal. 2 days later they message me saying I should pay them back because they wasted money on the date. We were both woman and had already agreed that paying our own way was the thing to do. But because I choose not to continue I wasted not only their time but money aswell and they needed to be paid back. I didn't and just blocked them cause really. Then 2020 happened, so I couldn't date. And honestly I've never been happier. Single and never going to mingle. Beer and batteries 🔋 is all I need.
😂😂 what the actual heck is this 😭😭8:40 so you had sex with a dog Made me bust out laughing for a solid 2 minutes and I almost never laugh at anything that was the funniest thing I have ever heard of oh my what the actual fudge i almost woke my parents up its 1 am
Dating apps can be a nightmare, for sure. Match was ick. Plenty of Fish was one of the worst experiences of my life. Like guy who lied about being Republican and religious crying in my kitchen about Jesus calling out to me, having him show up at my house 2 weeks after I say I don't want to go on any other dates, violently shaking and crying, proceeds to read a hand written 6 page letter about how my betrayal has shattered him, and how his therapist and family told him she should tell me how he feels. BRO we went on a handful of dates CALM TF DOWN A month after I told him that I didn't want to speak to him anymore he mailed me a keychain that symbolized "our time together" Stay safe out there ladies, for real...
4:39 there is freshman-senior in high school and freshman-senior in collage. I can tell it’s collage because he said “what are you majoring in?” which most the time means they are in collage
I had some good experiences on Tinder, never got a relationship out of it, but I met fun people and had some fun times with them. I learned a lot, I guess it just depends what your preferences are and where in the world you are. Also I'm someone who looks at someones profile critically, if you got nothing or weird stuff it's a quick left.
Been binging all your long form content since I was recommended your "hi I'm dagger" short. Nice to see another lets-take-a-tour-of-an-unhinged-hellscape type video. 🔥 damnit edited for spelling 🙃
To answer your question, yes, we use the high school terms (freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior) in college. The creep also asked what the other person was majoring in, so definitely college.
In the US there are 4 years of high school and 4 standard years of college. You can be a senior in High School or a senior in College. That being said, I believe the person he was talking to was a high schooler, because we dont generally refer to the college year starting as "school starting" as its usually only used to refer to high school.
If I say that I'll pay for gas when the girl gets to the date, and the answer is either a straight no or an implication that she doesn't even have the ability to put that much gas in, it's an immediate block.
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I’m convinced that dating apps are just portals into hell.
I thought that's Twitter. Or X, how Elon Musk wants us to call it.
Thats what the internet as as whole is. Its just that you dont realise it until youve gone too deep
Real
Time to suit up 🦸♂️
They must be
Seeing Jackson be surprised by pregnant sonic was wild. Genuinely forgot not everyone grew desensitised by mpreg(and inflation)
Why are you still here? Just to suffer?
I thought it was sonic vore not him being pregnant
Are u ok???
😧
It’s never to late to sensitize yourself
"$1,490 to look like an Oompa Lumpa"
Got me dying xD
XD same
I used to be on grindr and then decided dying cold and alone would be a much better out than subjecting myself to that anymore. Its a wild hellscape.
you're surprised a homosexual casual hookup app is a hellscape? lmao
@Drikkerbadevand I never said I was surprised, haha.
@@tommytittle1992 true lol
Honestly relationships aren't worth the B.S
That app is such a cesspool, and if ur like me and actually try to use it as a dating app because there’s no other options; it sucks and not in a good way lol (also a lot of creeps on there) I have met a few good dudes tho. Good luck homies. Stay safe out there 🤙
i hope i NEVER use a dating app, everything ive ever seen has been horrific
I us3d to use them pre-2019 (before I got married), and they were bad. Don't get me wrong, but this is something totally different I've never seen before
They can be rough but both me and my sister met our partners on apps, me on hinge and her on tinder. I think hinge is generally better, people are taking it a bit more seriously.
As a strong 6 out of 10 guy, tinder has been good to me for the most part.
@@BamfIamoneLucky guy
I would never trust one. That said it's important to remember that a lot of the really insane ones are people just fucking around for the fun of it. Either being dicks just to be dicks or putting the most insane thing they can think of in their profile just to see who will match them (like a full profile of hot pics and then a pregnant sonic, that reads like someone just seeing how far they can push it).
Yes Jackson, in the US, there is a senior in college, that's the last year! Also, since he asked about a major, that's definitely college, there aren't majors in high school. Also, if you go to college straight out of high school and take 4 years for undergraduate degree, a senior would be 22 years old.
People also ask high schoolers what they're majoring in. I was asked that as a senior in high school.
@@frazzledazzle1563 so cool but it dosent matter cause most people mean college.
I find hillarious how many people think self awareness means its okay. "I acknowledged it so you can't complain ;)"
Of course sonic looks like he didn’t know he could get pregnant in the picture. The doctors had told him his uterus had been completely damaged. 😂
"Sonic uterus was completly damaged and there was nothing the doctors could"
I can Just imagine the scene
"Medic, my uterus is damaged, what are you going to do?!"
"There's nothing we can do.."
7:00 I like long walks on the beach, the stars, smothering people to death in their sleep, and cookies 😄
According to the Internet these days, the cookies would be a deal breaker. Sugar, eggs, flour and butter? You monster!
IVE BEEN SUBSCRIBED FOR HALF A YEAR BECAUSE OF THE RUclips SHORTS AND I SOMEHOW NEVER REALIZED HE MADE ACTUAL FULL LENGTH VIDEOS 😭
Stop screaming 🫨
SAME BRO!
"Maybe don't do that?!" Will be very solid advice for 2024.
if you’re in japan all you get matched with is pictures of food 😂
Lol
That is so true, you barely see any faces. Mostly censored faces if any xD
What? Why?
Japan censorship law i think, they took privacy to another level. @@orangeamel9844
Im personaly guessing weebs from non asian countrys@@orangeamel9844
Jackson is pioneering the rebellion against dating apps. No need to specify which one, they are all targets caught in the crossfire. 😂😂😂
Anyways good vid like always ❤ keep it up man 🔥
You responded to yourself lol
@@Goofster-goober Hey, just thought it didn’t flow with the rest of my comment. It feels wrong to leave multiple comments and both my comments are very different ideas that just feel better separately. (Sorry if I came off passive-aggressively, I mean it in a explanatory way
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Np, thanks for the explanation man. :)
Yeah, in America they use the same wording for high school as they do for college. By asking what they were majoring it, he was asking if they were a senior in college. Majoring refers to what college degree you’re going for
Also “ex mil” refers to being ex-military. Leaves a LOT of questions as to why he’s “ex” mil and not a vet. Explains a lot too lmao
Who asked highscoolers what they major in? They don't major in anything?
(Goonther) is the correct pronunciation of the German name Gunther and he probably just typed it like that because he wanted it to be pronounced correctly or maybe some other reason.
This is meant to be genuinely helpful and not sarcastic or patronizing. Love your videos keep up the good work.
It's six in the morning and I can't sleep. Blessed are the restless for these amazing videos to keep us sane
Tinder games the system against men by barely giving any matches and swipes per day. It forces desperate men to spend money on Tinder's premium features at an attempt to get more matches. It's very predatory.
C'mon it's okay, they're men, not people.
Tbf, there probably aren't that many accounts with active users in a given area anymore. Definitely that's part of the reason, but also the sheer number of wackos out there doesn't help.
Every single dating site or App preys on desperate single Men. Many of them have lower prices if you are a Woman and some even dont make Woman pay at all. Its a disgusting predatory tactic.
men outnumber women a lot on dating apps (generally) and when you factor in other things the odds are stacked up against you when you use those apps
0:53 Pov: Got half the audience hooked on parasocial relationships
okay jackson,at 9:58 you gotta warn a brother from going deaf for goodness sake
I once had a great first date. Lovely teacher. Brought me flowers. Super sweet. Second date to a fancy winery a horse farm. Tells me he remembers I like horses. Proceeds into tell a gruesome story,in a very quiet restaurant, about how he and his friends once blew a horse up. Thought it was the perfect funny anecdote.
Wait staff got me out the back to a taxi when every woman in the vicinity who heard the story started making the "gtfo face".
gurl what that sounds fucking horrifying
These videos areso sweet, it's always as if you're exploring the internet for the first time
The pregnant Sonic just gives her extra points. She just became an 11/10
Eh I think it's a bit chaotic try hard. Like "here's pregnant sonic so you know I'm cool"
Jackson is a saint treading through hell for content for us.
I used tinder to go on a date. They seemed nice, met up. They were twice the age they said and boy they did not look like their profile pic. Date was the worst. Ended things as soon as I could. We both paid for our own share of the meal. 2 days later they message me saying I should pay them back because they wasted money on the date.
We were both woman and had already agreed that paying our own way was the thing to do. But because I choose not to continue I wasted not only their time but money aswell and they needed to be paid back.
I didn't and just blocked them cause really. Then 2020 happened, so I couldn't date. And honestly I've never been happier. Single and never going to mingle. Beer and batteries 🔋 is all I need.
You *were* both women? Synchronized transition?
@@nonamesam nah we both dead now.
Alcoholic robot 😎
I basically either communicate in memes on tinder or I know it’s not worth it.
As a person who is diagnosed with severe BPD, I guess dating apps have caused alot of psychological trauma for me. 🙂👍
Sega has officially stated that EVERYTHING is canon...ssooo yes. Sonic can get preggers.
I know a guy with an troll Tinder Account, who collects Screenshots of People he knows, in folder calles "Caught lacking"
Hes a 10 but his name is Jackson Field and makes... he makes this content.🔥🔥
That Sonic story was definitely omegaverse
😂😂 what the actual heck is this 😭😭8:40
so you had sex with a dog
Made me bust out laughing for a solid 2 minutes and I almost never laugh at anything that was the funniest thing I have ever heard of oh my what the actual fudge i almost woke my parents up its 1 am
5:47 this whole segment was hilarious 😆 😂
this is just like old youtube commentary videos I love it keep it up :D
Dating apps can be a nightmare, for sure. Match was ick. Plenty of Fish was one of the worst experiences of my life. Like guy who lied about being Republican and religious crying in my kitchen about Jesus calling out to me, having him show up at my house 2 weeks after I say I don't want to go on any other dates, violently shaking and crying, proceeds to read a hand written 6 page letter about how my betrayal has shattered him, and how his therapist and family told him she should tell me how he feels. BRO we went on a handful of dates CALM TF DOWN
A month after I told him that I didn't want to speak to him anymore he mailed me a keychain that symbolized "our time together"
Stay safe out there ladies, for real...
4:39 there is freshman-senior in high school and freshman-senior in collage. I can tell it’s collage because he said “what are you majoring in?” which most the time means they are in collage
Country music is the biggest red flag 🚩 🤠
YEE-HAWWWW
its always a good day when this guy uploads
Tinder is wild ong, I am never going to go on a dating app.
Also.... wtf
I had some good experiences on Tinder, never got a relationship out of it, but I met fun people and had some fun times with them. I learned a lot, I guess it just depends what your preferences are and where in the world you are.
Also I'm someone who looks at someones profile critically, if you got nothing or weird stuff it's a quick left.
9:14 The way said the name was so funny 🤣🤣🤣
My life after finding out about Sonic’s uterus: 🔥
farts in anticipation is sooooo good omg hahaha
Can’t see how that wouldn’t work
1:20 I'm eating and I nearly lost my appetite and threw up. 💀
I'll watch this video another day.
Those jeans look like something a pixar mom would wear 💀
He is a Pixar mom 😍
10:53 his face at that frame js killing me
9:57 Understandable. I'd have the same reaction
I had no idea you did long-form content like this
It is a bit different tho, but still as funny as
Been binging all your long form content since I was recommended your "hi I'm dagger" short. Nice to see another lets-take-a-tour-of-an-unhinged-hellscape type video. 🔥
damnit edited for spelling 🙃
bro you are perfect for these types of videos and shorts omg
Well that was certainly something else lol 🔥
keep it up jackson. videos are fire 🔥
I paused making my spicy instant noodles for this masterpiece 🔥
In America we don't really call college school so the old man is most likely talking about highschool🔥
To answer your question, yes, we use the high school terms (freshman, sophomore, junior, and senior) in college. The creep also asked what the other person was majoring in, so definitely college.
Not necessarily, when I was a senior in hs I was asked multiple times what I was majoring in.
I set myself on 🔥
I legit just stopped everything I was doing and clicked on this video
Edit: omg tysm for the likes
Same
Same
same
Same
Accurate
4:41 yes, that is the case here because he asked “what are you majoring in” still weirdo tho lmfao
You will *only* find human dumpster fires on dating apps.
Me trying to sleep
Also me, watching this and wheezing
Keep up the content bro, you're funny and have nice edits🔥🔥🔥🔥
In the US there are 4 years of high school and 4 standard years of college. You can be a senior in High School or a senior in College. That being said, I believe the person he was talking to was a high schooler, because we dont generally refer to the college year starting as "school starting" as its usually only used to refer to high school.
Doing' the Lord's work! Thank you!
We should invent a dating app for chill people. Like you have to take a test before you can join.
This is why dating apps are going downhill
They were never good and you were just stupid if you ever believed otherwise.
Glad to see a whole video 💚
If a i find a girl on tinder with a pregnant sonic profile pic? That's a true denizen of the Internet, that's my people right there.
Loving the longer videos
How have I not noticed until now that this legend uploaded another video
Jean girl is typing...
...
Jeany : OOMPALOOMPA DOOPADI BOOMP
"And that's why I, Skimpy Jiggles Junior, am gonna running for senator of Florida"
not the fanfic being the first result🤣
11:28 chat gpt af response 🔥
Tinder Is literally for willy wet, bumble and hinge is for long term that's all I got to say.
lol… “look like an oompaloompa”
I had to do a double take when Kevin was the weirdo of that dog conversation
Every experience I have had with dating apps has been god awful
Dating apps are wild. I only have two dating app experiences, one was awful the other led to a pretty good 2 year relationship.
This video has made me feel better with how crap Tinder has been for me - at least it was normal.
Holy shit he's been Australian this whole time
me having impeccable sense of self
tinder: nah id win
I hope the cats are okay😢
Hopefully by senior he means 4th year in college
Tinder is incredibly bad. I was banned for not using it.
It feels weird to see you in a video instead of your shorts skits
it sux that theese videos dont get the recognition they deserve
This Video Was 🔥 (You Are Definetly A Genius Jackson)
Omg I don't think I've cringed harder in my life than just now. This video was 🔥
1:32 WTF in What Universe do Shadow and Sonic Date. 😑
I kid you not the whole time I watched this I was just sitting there like
0_0
I was not expecting the first thumbnail I saw today to contain pregnant sonic the hedgehog. Anyone have some bleach my eyes?
Mike may be the rizzler
For the old creepy bumble man, he’s def talking to a senior in college bc we don’t have majors in highschool. Thank god.
Why tf do you look so majestic 24/7 man
Lmao great video Jackson interesting to see yet another super weird dating site 🔥
I have no hope for humanity
If I say that I'll pay for gas when the girl gets to the date, and the answer is either a straight no or an implication that she doesn't even have the ability to put that much gas in, it's an immediate block.
Still remember the time I tried a dating app and the one guy I matched asked me if I wanted to move to his farm and bear his children.
Hedgehogs reproduce at the rate of hedgehogs. Verified!
Another great video Jackson
But I've got to ask what is this SONG at the end of the video? I just can't I need to know 😂
I literally got a bumble ad while watching this lol