Naw she didn’t say friend zone because he’s not paying. She said that by they way he’s acting. Even if he did say fuck it I’ll pay, it’s no way I would talk to him again because of his tone and demeanor
Well i don’t there was anything wrong with the way he was acting until she said “why should I have to pay? That’s why you here” also “so you want to be put in the friendzone” was her answer to him saying “I didn’t say I’m going to pay”
Literally whenever I invite someone out(friends included) I offer to pay the whole bill. If you invite me on a date & ask me to split the bill I will pay BUT, you will never see me again 😂😂🤷🏾♀️
If you ask someone to go out, you should pay period - regardless of gender/sex (usually dating). If y'all just catching up, everyone pay for themselves - unless you OFFER/CHOOSE to pay for it all (usually family, friends, associates).
No matter the gender... Unless it is explicitly expressed otherwise AHEAD of time, if YOU ask someone you’re interested in or dating out to eat, YOU should pay. This is not gender specific! Men and women are both responsible if YOU are the one who asks!
He asked her out to eat, so he should've paid! The fact that he didn't tell her until after the bill came that she had to pay half was TRASH!!!! He got "Friend zoned" bcuz of the way he handled it!!!
That date exchange went left due to how he approached it. Then her counter attitude was just as bad. If your money is funny, be creative with dates. Find low to no cost activities to engage in. Cook instead of going out to eat. Have picnics... way cheaper than restaurant dining. And set expectations from the jump. Ask for separate checks before ordering. Establish who’s paying. We tend to have toxic conversations because we’re so afraid of having uncomfortable ones. The irony.
🧏🏾♂️... Hey tom @ 7:46 the struggle was real for tahir when attempting to say PHILANTHROPIC. He stumbled so bad that it had an domino effect of Pat, now back to you!
My boyfriend and I have this unspoken 50/50 thing or the whole whoever says “hey I wanna take you out tonight” situation. One week he’ll pay, I pay the next week. One day he’ll buy something and then the next day I got it. Like it just works for us and if that’s not how you work then that’s fine but I wish people would stop trying to make it a big deal every time. Like I feel society has this same “conversation” every month.
In the case of Meg vs Tory: why do we have to choose sides when we don't know what happened? Just let the situation be and it will unfold how it unfolds.
EXACTLY! We protest and say “no justice, no peace...” but then we go and “cancel” a black man without due process. Now we are acting like these racist police by being judge, jury and executioner.
@@MrShababy21 technically he did that by dropping on his mom's bday. I don't think they said anything negative about her, it was just an observation about him possibly using that as a diversion tactic. But people in the public eye will support or not support whoever their fans do because they're playing the game. So don't get too far into it because these may not even be their real views
My mom got food poisoning from the county fair when she was a little kid & her stomach was NEVER right after that. Said she had 2 stay in the hospital all night by herself w/only a teady bear. Hope your tummy feels better Tahir. 💛🐻
I get where the girl was coming from but if I’m going out to eat with someone, date or not, I never expect someone to pay for my food. Also you can’t force someone to pay for your food too. If they don’t want to they don’t have to and sometimes you can’t afford both. They should’ve spoke about payment before hand tbh.
She ended up paying she didn't force him she just let him know your attitude has made this a friend situation. If he unbowed her he should pay she probably didn't even choose the place.
The cynical part of me says there will just be a whole new set of issues if you die to solve what we currently know. For example, If all diseases and health issues were cured, including birth complications, the world would quickly become overpopulated. Now there’s scarcity of resources. We would inevitably disrupt the natural cycle of our ecosystems trying to sustain this robust population. What would that mean for poverty, climate change, natural resources, animal ecosystems, etc.
Don't worry, Thanos will fix it . But seriously, aside from the diseases that would be cured, humans kill themselves probably more than nature does whether it be violence, accidental deaths, deaths by negligence etc. That would just rid the world of a lil bit of stupidity and all diseases.
It's crazy about the water. My town (Angleton) is one of the five that had the bacteria in the water. But we weren't notified until a couple of days ago but the boy died Sept 8th. Really scary...
That better help ad transition was so smooth lol. Yes, no matter the person, male or female, if they ask you out to dinner, they should pay, thats how it goes. That altercation was awkward af
I did research on N. fowleri and meningoencephalitis and it kills rather quickly. Similarly, to the young child a few years back a young girl in my county passed away after swimming in a Lake. It’s very sad and my condolences to the family. Hopefully, a solution will soon be discovered 🙏🏾
For that question, I'll be completely honest. I'll take the billion dollars and live. I can use that money towards a good cause and be around to see the change. Whereas if I gave my life to cure every problem, people will take it for granted and will be right back to where we are and it would be for nothing. Remember it wasn't the efforts of just one persons life to make changes. It was a combination of multiple events that lead to true change and even still, things never really get to where it should be.
I can understand why our brothers and sisters want us to get out and vote. Our ancestors fought for us to get that right. However, we should educate ourselves on this system we partake in. Etymology is the study of language, words, and definitions. The word Vote only means "To Wish". The word Elect means "To Choose". This is why our votes do not matter. We wish for our representatives, while the Electoral College chooses our representatives.
This should be called, "Damn Internet, You Crazy" because most of the topics you guys cover aren't creepy or scary like how it used to be. Still love the content though. You guys are hilarious.
I'm a woman and this may just be me but I have always been taught that if I invite somebody out to a place where I know that money is going to be exchanged it is my treat. It can depend on the situation especially if it's something big but if I suddenly just decide that I want to go to a restaurant but I don't want to go alone and I invite my friend no matter what the gender I expect to pay because one I'm asking for their time and their company and two I don't know what their financial situation is so it would be very rude.
I´m a Woman and i feel weird when they invite me out and pay for the bill because im used to paying for everything sometimes even when its with my girls most of the times i´ve paid for all just to not go through the aukward moment when the tab comes. And i rarely get asked on dates so...
Who else wants them to bring back "THE CONSPIRACY CORNER" ??!!??
Fully agree! They must bring it back.
Yes pleaseeeee
My favorite part of the show
I just joined Patreon. For anyone that’s been in pattern for a while: Have they addressed that at all?”
OnePunch Line Yeah I feel like it set the show apart. Everyone talks abt hot tops (which we love) but they had hot tops AND the conspiracy corner!
Please bring conspiracy theories back
The conspiracy corner was my shit
Tahir still went dancehall 🤦🏾♂️😆🤷🏾♂️
Lol right? I thought he was just giving an example of dancehall.
I'm just surprise he had it ready on que.
Lmfao thats not even dancehall, that’s absolute FUCKERY 🤣🤣🤣
@@tifft876 well to be fair he said elephant man and he definitely had some songs with that beat. Lol
That intro hurt my soul low key lol.
Naw she didn’t say friend zone because he’s not paying. She said that by they way he’s acting. Even if he did say fuck it I’ll pay, it’s no way I would talk to him again because of his tone and demeanor
Well i don’t there was anything wrong with the way he was acting until she said “why should I have to pay? That’s why you here” also “so you want to be put in the friendzone” was her answer to him saying “I didn’t say I’m going to pay”
Juniorrr Goeloe 👍🏾
I thought the same thing
His whole energy changed after she said friendzone too lmao
He asked her out, so he should pay Period. He was on some bitch boy shit with HIS stank attitude.
Imagine dying to fix the world, getting to heaven and Jesus looking at you saying "show-off".
Literally whenever I invite someone out(friends included) I offer to pay the whole bill. If you invite me on a date & ask me to split the bill I will pay BUT, you will never see me again 😂😂🤷🏾♀️
Shoot well we need to be friends
lol damn right
Thaaaank you sis
That’s how I feel! If I invite you, you weren’t planning to go out prior to me asking, so I’ll pay
That shit was fake. But also don't put a price tag on your body. And most Important don't go on dates if 20 dollars can make or break you cmon my boy
If you ask someone to go out, you should pay period - regardless of gender/sex (usually dating).
If y'all just catching up, everyone pay for themselves - unless you OFFER/CHOOSE to pay for it all (usually family, friends, associates).
agreed
Yes!
agree
😬
I thought that was common sense. It's crazy how that logic doesn't reaide within everyone 🤷🏾♀️
Pat only hates the ocean because he doesn't want to get his hair wet
Tahir scared the shit outta pat when he turned up on the beat 😂😂😂😂
I knooww! Lmao i bout crashed my damn car 😅😅💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No matter the gender... Unless it is explicitly expressed otherwise AHEAD of time, if YOU ask someone you’re interested in or dating out to eat, YOU should pay. This is not gender specific! Men and women are both responsible if YOU are the one who asks!
He asked her out to eat, so he should've paid! The fact that he didn't tell her until after the bill came that she had to pay half was TRASH!!!! He got "Friend zoned" bcuz of the way he handled it!!!
if a man asks me to pay half the bill then he is friend zoning himself
That date exchange went left due to how he approached it. Then her counter attitude was just as bad.
If your money is funny, be creative with dates. Find low to no cost activities to engage in. Cook instead of going out to eat. Have picnics... way cheaper than restaurant dining.
And set expectations from the jump. Ask for separate checks before ordering. Establish who’s paying. We tend to have toxic conversations because we’re so afraid of having uncomfortable ones. The irony.
Bro speaking facts fam
Don’t both sides it. He was wrong.
🧏🏾♂️... Hey tom @ 7:46 the struggle was real for tahir when attempting to say PHILANTHROPIC. He stumbled so bad that it had an domino effect of Pat, now back to you!
Cringey..
My boyfriend and I have this unspoken 50/50 thing or the whole whoever says “hey I wanna take you out tonight” situation. One week he’ll pay, I pay the next week. One day he’ll buy something and then the next day I got it. Like it just works for us and if that’s not how you work then that’s fine but I wish people would stop trying to make it a big deal every time. Like I feel society has this same “conversation” every month.
@Floyd Jackson but you just had that same conversation lol
We've been doing that for 6 years strong now it just works
When I die, I’m going out like Gol D. Roger, on television and telling people I left a large fortune hidden on....
You gotta make sure you leave like some weird hints before you go out to actually make people think you did lol
*chef’s kiss*
😭😭😭
🏴☠️
“Do you love driving Lamborghinis off cliffs?” 🤣🤣🤣
In the case of Meg vs Tory: why do we have to choose sides when we don't know what happened? Just let the situation be and it will unfold how it unfolds.
EXACTLY! We protest and say “no justice, no peace...” but then we go and “cancel” a black man without due process. Now we are acting like these racist police by being judge, jury and executioner.
@@Frshtodef1 those were almost my exact thoughts when I made that comment
They went overboard to slander the man even bringing his mom into it. Im off this show now.
@@MrShababy21 technically he did that by dropping on his mom's bday. I don't think they said anything negative about her, it was just an observation about him possibly using that as a diversion tactic. But people in the public eye will support or not support whoever their fans do because they're playing the game. So don't get too far into it because these may not even be their real views
That’s a tough one because even if you die it’s and it cure everything. People still find a way not to appreciate it.
Find a new -ism to invent
Locdness Momster THANK YOU. I had the same exact thought. Ppl will find a way to create hate. 😩
Shit, Jesus died for people's sins( if you believe in that), and look at how sinful people are now after he gave muhfuckas a clean slate
You still give a fair opportunity to millions of underprivileged kids.. families.. they will be absolutely grateful
Tahir’s intro was fire!!!
Pat casually says, "Do you think it was food poisoning or Roro?"
I love how Pat was lightweight scared when Tahir started making all that noise during the song. lol
My mom got food poisoning from the county fair when she was a little kid & her stomach was NEVER right after that. Said she had 2 stay in the hospital all night by herself w/only a teady bear. Hope your tummy feels better Tahir. 💛🐻
This was one of the better songs lol
Why didn’t RUclips recommend this to me days ago? 😭
Same I forgot about this
That dude made soo much noise over $20 but when she said "friend zone" he was appalled and in his feeling like "why tho?"
Really needed this. Bombed my first technical interview today and I'm feeling depressed AF!!!! At least I have the DIYS to cheer me up a bit.
Dude handled it like a damn clown. Regardless of who was gonna pay he made a fool of himself.
And imagine hundreds of years later people stop believing you did it and doubt you exist.
We still know julius caesar was the greatest ruler of all time after years and years and yeeeaaarssss
1st off tahir i hope your feeling better. 2nd off sir I am at work and you got so loud so fast I couldn't turn my phone down fast enough lol
I was HOLLERING
😂😂😂😂😂 as i Jamaican u resent his rendition of Reggae/ dancehall!! That’s not it chief
I get where the girl was coming from but if I’m going out to eat with someone, date or not, I never expect someone to pay for my food. Also you can’t force someone to pay for your food too. If they don’t want to they don’t have to and sometimes you can’t afford both. They should’ve spoke about payment before hand tbh.
She ended up paying she didn't force him she just let him know your attitude has made this a friend situation. If he unbowed her he should pay she probably didn't even choose the place.
I’d take that billion, not a hard decision for me
Me either not even a thought went into it
Same here
Me too. Humans are trash sometimes. I’m going to fix the world problems and they will find something else to mess up.
I didnt even think twice😂
lmaoooo
The first option isn’t the latter, it’s the former.
Dick Gregory was and is a well known Comedian and Activist. He’s one of our ancestors who fought for our rights. I saw that interview that he did.
If I solved all the world’s problems I’m gonna need a Charles history month
Ay man I see you on Twitter all the time. Love your comedy!
RKfMaster thanks!
This opening was hilarious like an elementary dancehall song, but Tahir with the deejay skills 😂
The cynical part of me says there will just be a whole new set of issues if you die to solve what we currently know. For example, If all diseases and health issues were cured, including birth complications, the world would quickly become overpopulated. Now there’s scarcity of resources. We would inevitably disrupt the natural cycle of our ecosystems trying to sustain this robust population. What would that mean for poverty, climate change, natural resources, animal ecosystems, etc.
Don't worry, Thanos will fix it . But seriously, aside from the diseases that would be cured, humans kill themselves probably more than nature does whether it be violence, accidental deaths, deaths by negligence etc. That would just rid the world of a lil bit of stupidity and all diseases.
So glad to see Tahir feeling better than he was on ZWTH the other night .. it was scary. Continue to get better T❤️🥃
Love you forever Pat!! ❤️☁️
That was dancehall tahir 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but it still slappeddd
I didn’t like Tahir’s ad libs 😂
Bruh they had me CRACKIN up!!!!
Yo Tahir is Hilarious
That was hilarious
Tahir facing death “head on” is hilarious 😂
I'd choose death. At least I'd die a hero.
Pat’s bandana sometimes looks like overall straps...and now I really want him to drop some Cloudy overalls.
It's crazy about the water. My town (Angleton) is one of the five that had the bacteria in the water. But we weren't notified until a couple of days ago but the boy died Sept 8th. Really scary...
If she can't pay half during a date. Then how she going to expect to get half when we divorce? 😂
Thank you for providing content that I feel safe watching 🙏
Is it me or did Tahir sound like the Everest college guy from the commercials right before the Manscaped ad?
💯💯 thats what it was! I couldnt remember the commercial lol 😅
Tahir Watching Doctor Strange:
*Steven Strange drives off cliff in sports car*
Tahir: "Awwww sookie sookie na!"
Feel better Tahir!!! Rest up
1:03:27 lmao pat has me dead with the theatrics
The coldest song they did was when Doboy did the beat🔥🔥🔥
Just choose a different word man 💀💀💀💀
So glad I found this channel and Patrick (getting to know the other guy) 🤣 such great content
Wouldn't the IV bag still be in evidence from the trial?
That better help ad transition was so smooth lol. Yes, no matter the person, male or female, if they ask you out to dinner, they should pay, thats how it goes. That altercation was awkward af
I did research on N. fowleri and meningoencephalitis and it kills rather quickly. Similarly, to the young child a few years back a young girl in my county passed away after swimming in a Lake. It’s very sad and my condolences to the family. Hopefully, a solution will soon be discovered 🙏🏾
Omg I hope he is playing! If a woman ever opens your car door and you don't have a broken limb, break up NOW lmbo!! Run!
For that question, I'll be completely honest. I'll take the billion dollars and live. I can use that money towards a good cause and be around to see the change. Whereas if I gave my life to cure every problem, people will take it for granted and will be right back to where we are and it would be for nothing. Remember it wasn't the efforts of just one persons life to make changes. It was a combination of multiple events that lead to true change and even still, things never really get to where it should be.
Thankful for the quote at end.
Get well and stay well, Tahir!
THANK YOU for encouraging people to vote.
At this point Pat just has an Afro with dreads...
It's been that way my boy lol
if its finances you better take a long walk in the park get a couple of ice cream cones and call it a day
Tahir’s struggle to say ‘philanthropic’ was everything. Where’s Kev when you need him?
We need to get Tahir a sax and let him play a song
😂😂😂😂😂 Pat's face when Tahir came in on the track screaming 😂😂😂😂😂
Glad you’re feeling better tahir 🤝🖤❗️
Good to see our boy back!! 🥃🥃🥃
The look on Pat's face when Tahir hit the freestyle on the beat 😂😂😂😂😂
I knew as soon as the question was finished I was taking that billion
As a Jamaican Canadian, that was a pleasantly surprising bop
Yooooooooo I was not expecting Tahir go off on that intro... my earphones were up a little too high 😂😂😂😂
Tahir on the intro was TOO accurate!!!! DJ just be screaming
"My tummy hurts" Got me weak 😂😂😂😂
If you’re eating with ANYONE for the FIRST time and THEY are the one that invited you out, they should at least offer to pay.
I can understand why our brothers and sisters want us to get out and vote. Our ancestors fought for us to get that right. However, we should educate ourselves on this system we partake in. Etymology is the study of language, words, and definitions. The word Vote only means "To Wish". The word Elect means "To Choose". This is why our votes do not matter. We wish for our representatives, while the Electoral College chooses our representatives.
This should be called, "Damn Internet, You Crazy" because most of the topics you guys cover aren't creepy or scary like how it used to be. Still love the content though. You guys are hilarious.
I think it's meant to be scary as in scary how wild it can be not like ghost type scary
@@salmaabdullahgb I can understand that but I wish they would at least bring back conspiracy corner.
@@TyeDye622 oh yeah for sure
I’m happy the hospital dropped the records to confirm she was telling the truth
tahir's brain every time he's faced with a new sentence 4:23
Good Show guys, really enjoyed it..Get some rest Tahir 🥰🥰🥰 Hope that you're feeling better...
Pat’s face @ 4:24 😆😂😂
😅💀
I just started the podcast but @4:25 is the FUNNIEST moment😭Scared the shit out of Pat😂
Yaw should drop a DIYS EP of all the intro you made already. Or just put a compilation together cuz time is scarce.
I would choose to die no question, and I don’t need praise. Y’all have fun ❤️
Bill conversation: Expectations lead to disappointment. The world owes you nothing.
That's why I feel like I know Pat and Tahir,they remind me of the heat miser and the Cold miser on that Christmas special, hahahahahaha I'm so stupid.
Bro that’s next level 🤣🤣
Good morning everyone
Good Morning 🌞
Murnin chyle!!!
GM
Tahir went elephant man lol
I love it 🤣👏👏
Yes absolutely....vote...dont let this chaos continue
🗣️Don't nobody want to see Teeth in the casket Tahir... 🤣🤣🤣👀
I'm a woman and this may just be me but I have always been taught that if I invite somebody out to a place where I know that money is going to be exchanged it is my treat. It can depend on the situation especially if it's something big but if I suddenly just decide that I want to go to a restaurant but I don't want to go alone and I invite my friend no matter what the gender I expect to pay because one I'm asking for their time and their company and two I don't know what their financial situation is so it would be very rude.
Lmmfao!!!! The dancehall dj scream scared tf outta Pat! (I loudly jumped too)
This was literally the BEST intro song!!!
Pats inspection😂😂😂😂😂
I have no idea why I legit pissed on myself when he did the DJ break
patrick really just said bible DLC. im cracking up
The segues into the adds are fuking hilarious 😭💀🤣
I´m a Woman and i feel weird when they invite me out and pay for the bill because im used to paying for everything sometimes even when its with my girls most of the times i´ve paid for all just to not go through the aukward moment when the tab comes. And i rarely get asked on dates so...
A firing squad? 🤣 🤣 bruh, Y'all both crazy with these 1000s ways to die. Poison time release... hell to the nah. 😭😭😭
Love this podcast.
😭😭😭😭 that intro was fire 💯💯💯💯💯