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  • is a sword
    (two weeks jack offs)

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  • @journeymanX
    @journeymanX 3 года назад +4878

    (Scotsman keeps pulling sword)
    Jack: fifty years have passed but I do not age

  • @Xaibo_Red
    @Xaibo_Red 7 лет назад +10319

    To pull such a long sword, his arm must stretch all the way to the ozon layer.

    • @crabbyandchips
      @crabbyandchips 3 года назад +152

      IN WHICH HE DID...

    • @user-yn3sv3vs9l
      @user-yn3sv3vs9l 3 года назад +101

      The sword goes to mars when he swings!

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 3 года назад +42

      I bet he stole that from the allspark, at least Cybertron

    • @otakumangastudios3617
      @otakumangastudios3617 3 года назад +7

      @Samantha Brown used to be a huge fan when I was a kid
      :)

    • @itz_allen7228
      @itz_allen7228 3 года назад +14

      so im NOT the only one who was thinking about how long his arm would have to be?

  • @Destroyah5000
    @Destroyah5000 7 лет назад +4654

    Suddenly, a bagpipe cover of One Winged Angel starts playing in the distance.

    • @Anemoia.Tea56
      @Anemoia.Tea56 3 года назад +104

      Hard to imagine but the thought lingers

    • @cloverburn
      @cloverburn 3 года назад +25

      YES LMAO

    • @VBandit47
      @VBandit47 3 года назад +44

      Well... Now I legitimately just want to hear that

    • @KitsuneFyora
      @KitsuneFyora 3 года назад +18

      ........has someone ever actually done this?

    • @zenaxia8063
      @zenaxia8063 3 года назад +18

      @@KitsuneFyora ima make that lmao

  • @AscendedBeyond
    @AscendedBeyond 7 лет назад +5834

    FOLDED ONE TRILLION TIMES

    • @bonixohd3424
      @bonixohd3424 3 года назад +21

      Bruh

    • @henrymonroe4300
      @henrymonroe4300 3 года назад +43

      Its made out of the planets core

    • @nothomebutnotreally3782
      @nothomebutnotreally3782 3 года назад +20

      @@henrymonroe4300 It is the entire planet

    • @exorias625
      @exorias625 3 года назад +6

      folding metal 1 trillion times isn't even surprising right now because
      1 nothing extremely special happens to it appart from more impurities being forced out and its strength being increased in a way
      2 yea sure its folded a trillion times but i bet there's something that it's gonna hit amd its gonna break it

    • @oammaslastnamethei3063
      @oammaslastnamethei3063 3 года назад +2

      @@exorias625 yes, absolutely, love myself sum nice facts but that wasn't what the joke ment imo. Sorry if i may come off as rude btw

  • @toast819
    @toast819 3 года назад +498

    Anime character’s weapon when they find out that friendship is powerful:

  • @sailorshark3334
    @sailorshark3334 7 лет назад +1207

    Berserk
    nuff said

    • @greasyboi3154
      @greasyboi3154 3 года назад +21

      I- you are not wrong there

    • @boianko
      @boianko 3 года назад +27

      You're wrong, this is a sword, and that... that can't even be called a sword...

    • @hugsterjim2794
      @hugsterjim2794 3 года назад +25

      @@boianko more like a heap of raw iron

    • @michaelironsights8347
      @michaelironsights8347 3 года назад +9

      @@hugsterjim2794 too big, too thicc

    • @nido1047
      @nido1047 3 года назад +1

      @@michaelironsights8347 DAMN BOY, HE THICC

  • @Alexaloo21
    @Alexaloo21 3 года назад +2725

    Samurai Jack could’ve attacked
    He could at least gotten in a fighting position
    But he had to wait and see him pull out his comically long sword
    Fucking legend

    • @sonicstar917
      @sonicstar917 3 года назад +24

      *Samurai* Jack.

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 3 года назад +7

      -comically-*

    • @watcher8047
      @watcher8047 3 года назад +37

      It's like how most villains wait for the heroes to transform before they fight... but if I was Samurai Jack, I'd also just stare at the monstrosity and the "stretchy" arm😂.

    • @tadeocuidados9532
      @tadeocuidados9532 3 года назад +6

      That’s not the way of the samurai

    • @eeeguba432
      @eeeguba432 3 года назад +1

      Comically large sword omfg

  • @Camphreneas
    @Camphreneas 3 года назад +433

    Apparently he’s Sephiroth, *_but this time the sword reaches all the way to the outside of the solar system_*

  • @enderwisper768
    @enderwisper768 3 года назад +127

    Sephiroth’s been real quiet sense this dropped

  • @MrKillJoy200
    @MrKillJoy200 3 года назад +78

    “.....But a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness, wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior, wielding a magic sword, wei-“

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 3 года назад +41

    "It's bigger than yours."
    It's bigger than Vermont.

  • @Terrifyger
    @Terrifyger Год назад +36

    This is beautiful. Whenever this moment played in the episode, my younger sister did always point out that the Scotsman is pulling the sword out for way too long than it actually ends up being, but this video takes it to a even more comical extreme.
    Also, when I was a kid, I always saw this moment as the Scotsman just showing off and being like "ha ha, your sword's not as cool as mine", but ever since I was a late teen, I now detect an innuendo.

  • @modman287
    @modman287 7 лет назад +113

    cant wait for the scotsman to show up again and be like "oh, whats that? you lost your magical sword? you can borrow mine to save the world if you want, but i dont think youll be able to lift it." and then drops the bagpipe

  • @bilobasideya1239
    @bilobasideya1239 3 года назад +223

    Jack's sword: my actual size
    Scotsman's sword: what i tell her i've got

  • @jensen_chuah
    @jensen_chuah 3 года назад +55

    I like how the sound department got tired and just looped the same sound as the sword continues to be unsheathed

    • @thejadedjester4935
      @thejadedjester4935 3 года назад +2

      I mean, it's the same sound because whoever edited the original clip looped it.

    • @jensen_chuah
      @jensen_chuah 3 года назад

      @@thejadedjester4935 that's what I just said

    • @thejadedjester4935
      @thejadedjester4935 3 года назад +7

      @@jensen_chuah ah, it sounded like you thought this clip was what it was like in the actual episode, my bad.

    • @ElTurbinado
      @ElTurbinado 2 года назад

      this comment thread is very important

  • @obsidian1612
    @obsidian1612 3 года назад +71

    I'd like to believe that the Scott mans sword is the the only other weapon that can harm Aku.

  • @Lizzehmeh
    @Lizzehmeh 3 года назад +48

    Somehow this fits the tone of the original show very well until the end

    • @enumaelish9193
      @enumaelish9193 3 года назад +1

      What do you mean? This entire video fits the tone of the original show.

    • @calhackit9806
      @calhackit9806 3 года назад

      fkin ruined it

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 3 года назад +20

    He's polite for waiting so long

  • @niahneriah4401
    @niahneriah4401 3 года назад +68

    i love how this is recommended to me i’m obsessed

  • @toongrowner1
    @toongrowner1 3 года назад +87

    I... really can't tell if this is edited or not, cause it really felt that long when watching this episode XD

  • @jboogie7944
    @jboogie7944 3 года назад +11

    *Guts theme starts playing*

    • @bill_y500
      @bill_y500 3 года назад +1

      Berserk 1997 or 2016?

  • @Mukyoukai
    @Mukyoukai 3 года назад +20

    And then in the same episode, the Scotsman explains his sword is also magic due to the runes carved in it
    And now we sit here and imagine how long it would take to carve runes into *all* of _that_

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 3 года назад +9

    I couldn't imagine what the sword swallower feels after looking at the long sword that has the size of Doug Dimmadome's hat.

  • @victorgschmid173
    @victorgschmid173 3 года назад +8

    My humor has degraded at a point that even a scottish man unsheathing a very long sword makes me laugh so hard. Plus I laugh even harder that this video pretends that a samurai has a mental breakdown for having a shorter blade and killing the poor scottish man.
    *Is that ok?!*

    • @YuudaiGH
      @YuudaiGH 3 года назад +3

      This comment hit me hard with the realization that I'm the same exact way.

  • @Superboi7777
    @Superboi7777 3 года назад +22

    Yall talking about how long his arm must be, yet no one is talking about the pocket dimension hidden behind him
    That or the sword is so sharp it cuts the ground behind him

  • @unknowntobegreet6026
    @unknowntobegreet6026 3 года назад +5

    Government: Don't worry the quarantine will end sooner
    The quarantine:

  • @Nashifruit
    @Nashifruit 7 лет назад +14

    Scotty, you better give Sephiroth's masamune back be-*one winged angel plays* .....yeah your dead

    • @kaitlynanimationz
      @kaitlynanimationz 2 года назад

      He's gonna have to face the consequences if he doesn't give him his sword back...

  • @inator7105
    @inator7105 3 года назад +19

    waitin' for this to randomly show up in youtube recommendations

  • @nicholasthompson1387
    @nicholasthompson1387 Год назад +1

    The Scotsman is such an awesome character I wish he had his own side show.

  • @Goatsee
    @Goatsee 7 лет назад +40

    for honor

  • @user-jf4lt4uk7u
    @user-jf4lt4uk7u 3 года назад +4

    doug dimmadome’s Hat: *Finally A Worthy Opponent, Our Battle will be Legendary!*

    • @AeroLMS
      @AeroLMS 3 года назад +1

      Doug Dimmadone? The Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

  • @idkhonestly7163
    @idkhonestly7163 3 года назад +11

    The disciplinary actions length in tf2 be like:

  • @zanethecannibal9763
    @zanethecannibal9763 3 года назад +10

    The ending freaking jump scared me🤣🤣!

  • @icecreamwasabi
    @icecreamwasabi 3 года назад +2

    I loved their friendship in this series it was so underrated, it was sad what happened to him in the last season :(

  • @triforceninja13
    @triforceninja13 3 года назад +1

    Sephiroth getting ready to kick Cloud’s ass.

  • @ahmadbugshan9603
    @ahmadbugshan9603 3 года назад +2

    When i was a kid I laughed so hard and kept on expecting the sword to finally get out but it took longer than I expected

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 3 года назад +3

    This will be the greatest sword battle if this took place in a dungeon.

  • @OneTwoFive0
    @OneTwoFive0 3 года назад +3

    This guy could help to build a space elevator for NASA

  • @ozzyfromspace
    @ozzyfromspace 3 года назад +2

    I remember watching Samurai Jack as a kid, and my dad came home from work. I was pretending to be a samurai, because, of course. He said hi, smiled warmly as he always did, and we just chatted for a bit. Then my little sis came in the living room and joined in the catch up. My dad left and I continued being a happy kiddo. My dad was always such a good person, and I'm grateful for him. He passed away when I was 15 and it's crazy how a little shit-post cartoon snippet can bring back such wonderful, rosy memories. Not every child gets to have a stable, loving childhood, and I don't take it lightly. I'm always gonna be grateful for my parents for being excellent humans that my sister and I could respect, love, and look up to for guidance and wisdom. Also, Samurai Jack was a vibe. And Dexter's Lab, not gonna lie 😅. I love you mom and dad ❤️

  • @stevem5814
    @stevem5814 3 года назад +3

    Me: What should I watch?
    RUclips: This

  • @2-bit567
    @2-bit567 3 года назад +4

    That sword just dropped the sickest beat of the century.

  • @yvngkage1235
    @yvngkage1235 3 года назад +1

    Shrek: what do you think he’s compensating for?

  • @Megacaillou
    @Megacaillou 3 года назад +1

    Basically Cloud vs Sephiroth.

  • @craftminerCZ
    @craftminerCZ 3 года назад +1

    "Captain, requesting permission to slice through enemies!"
    "Ok, but only a swordful"

  • @manolgeorgiev9664
    @manolgeorgiev9664 Год назад

    Forget about the sword, I'm more impressed by the arm length he needed to pull it out!

  • @Whyistherumgone845
    @Whyistherumgone845 3 года назад

    He’s just standing there.....MENACINGLY

  • @werdazhel_9672
    @werdazhel_9672 Год назад

    A ginger swordsman WIELDING a comically long sword WIELDING a foolish samurai warrior

  • @thegamedevshow8449
    @thegamedevshow8449 3 года назад +3

    "It don't matter if the sword is long, it matters how you get the job done"
    It rhymes coz it's true
    -some guy on the Internet

  • @ochoalaw
    @ochoalaw 3 года назад +1

    “Would ya think of that, Mr-“
    *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
    *Kills him*

  • @cleenispepega4189
    @cleenispepega4189 3 года назад +1

    homie got more range than a sniper rifle

  • @knowledgeanddefense1054
    @knowledgeanddefense1054 3 года назад +1

    Cloud and Sephiroth every time they fight

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 3 года назад +1

    Sephiroth taking out his sword

  • @a-yona
    @a-yona 3 года назад

    Plot twist: Every time the panel changes, he slides the sword back into its case.

  • @phantasm489
    @phantasm489 3 года назад +2

    When you’re on low budget for this week’s episode so you gotta find ways to fill in time

  • @sparkyboi4387
    @sparkyboi4387 3 года назад +1

    can we just talk about how patient jack was?

  • @AMetalWorld
    @AMetalWorld 3 года назад +3

    This show was decades ahead of its time

  • @quackstump3180
    @quackstump3180 3 года назад

    i was expecting the guy to reply with “THIS IS SARTA”

  • @LazyPirate8
    @LazyPirate8 7 лет назад +15

    ff in a nutshell

  • @m3rtha
    @m3rtha 3 года назад +1

    I just imagine his arm just extending

  • @WantedForTwerking
    @WantedForTwerking 3 года назад +928

    We have gathered here today to once again praise the mystery known as the youtube algorithm🤝

    • @MisterShade-rs3yh
      @MisterShade-rs3yh 3 года назад +11

      PRAISE BE THE ALMIGHTY ALGORITHM

    • @lotus_flower2001
      @lotus_flower2001 3 года назад +9

      GREAT PRAISE IS GIVEN

    • @jessicadawnn
      @jessicadawnn 3 года назад +5

      Good evening 🤝

    • @kharnyx8884
      @kharnyx8884 3 года назад +2

      \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/ \[T]/

    • @jessicadawnn
      @jessicadawnn 3 года назад +3

      @@kharnyx8884 ya know? That kinda looks like 4 waitresses handing out t-bone steaks

  • @greyblues5431
    @greyblues5431 3 года назад +1

    Mgaicians do it with handkerchiefs, they do that with swords.

  • @jessicadawnn
    @jessicadawnn 3 года назад

    *_Dang, he must’ve gotten that scabbard from Mary Poppins_*

  • @kakigori_baby
    @kakigori_baby 3 года назад

    This has the same energy of kamina pulling his sword out when he met viral

  • @justyouraverageblackstar3672
    @justyouraverageblackstar3672 3 года назад

    I like to think this is what Guts does when he gets drunk.

  • @christianpaz7751
    @christianpaz7751 7 лет назад +2

    This is a sword ....... and its bigger than yours........................... aye yo!

  • @jes3989
    @jes3989 3 года назад

    i was expecting him to pull out "his longer" sword

  • @adaptivehail5170
    @adaptivehail5170 3 года назад +1

    Nobody:
    Sephiroth:

  • @THEVILLAIN___
    @THEVILLAIN___ 3 года назад +1

    Samurai Jack would have taken another fifty years to pull out his sword

  • @randopersonhere
    @randopersonhere 3 года назад +1

    I want a 5 hour version of this

  • @estherkirakawaii
    @estherkirakawaii 3 года назад

    Sephiroth: But does it do Italian barbecue?

  • @anormalduck106
    @anormalduck106 3 года назад

    That guy was compensating for something extremely small

  • @sanity6969
    @sanity6969 3 года назад

    Everybody is gangsta untill he reveals "That"

  • @teomaher5893
    @teomaher5893 3 года назад

    When he swings that sword, the tip of it reaches 10% lightspeed.

  • @mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763
    @mechanicalgamingscrapstudi7763 3 года назад +1

    Sepheroths entire fighting concept be like

  • @cringegayming7909
    @cringegayming7909 3 года назад

    *THIS, THIS IS A SWORD.*
    Samurai Jack: ok, so?

  • @gachaneko8257
    @gachaneko8257 3 года назад

    I can't believe this used to be on Cartoon Network but now it's on Adult Swim.

  • @_ArmIa
    @_ArmIa 3 года назад +1

    You: Comically large spoon or comically large fork
    The Scotsman, an intellectual: Comically large sword

  • @AeolethNionian
    @AeolethNionian 3 года назад

    I was half expecting this to be a Berserk meme

  • @sixkicksfightertricks949
    @sixkicksfightertricks949 3 года назад

    That sword is longer than the 22 seconds it took to draw.

  • @captaincoomer6285
    @captaincoomer6285 3 года назад +1

    Tf2 DemoKnight Mains be like:

  • @lj3912
    @lj3912 3 года назад

    Man got a sword so long it sounds like a Roller Coaster Tycoon chain lift

  • @Morty143
    @Morty143 3 года назад +2

    Nice sword but mine is bigger
    This is how males assert dominance

  • @lui1367
    @lui1367 3 года назад

    equivalent to king bach comically large spoon

  • @qwertyman365
    @qwertyman365 3 года назад

    *One Winged Angel plays distantly*

  • @ifeverythingends6878
    @ifeverythingends6878 7 месяцев назад

    He's gonna pierce the heavens with that long of a sword

  • @orukusaki5271
    @orukusaki5271 3 года назад

    " *And its bigger than yours* "
    Are we still talking about swords here 🧐

  • @maraminx6537
    @maraminx6537 3 года назад

    RUclips recommendations: Highlander moment

  • @ptolemeeselenion1542
    @ptolemeeselenion1542 2 года назад

    Congolese sword wielder: *"How cute."*

  • @mr.dystopian5554
    @mr.dystopian5554 3 года назад

    Now that's an infinity blade.

  • @Adrian-zs3ol
    @Adrian-zs3ol 3 года назад +4

    I like how the comments in this video are either from years ago or were posted on the same day this video got recommended to everyone by the ever enigmatic RUclips algorithm.

  • @stranger5011
    @stranger5011 2 года назад

    Sephiroth: Impressive

  • @marcusgray3845
    @marcusgray3845 3 года назад

    *Pulls out comically large sword*

  • @fudgenugget2690
    @fudgenugget2690 3 года назад

    Guts: are you challenging me?

  • @marcovaladez5714
    @marcovaladez5714 3 года назад

    Overcompensation level: >9000.

  • @mozata6838
    @mozata6838 3 года назад +1

    The tip of that sword probably breaks the sound barrier when you swing it

  • @Inferno65
    @Inferno65 8 месяцев назад

    *Sephiroth:* I'm so proud of him!

  • @ther6sshieldmain937
    @ther6sshieldmain937 3 года назад

    mans got the longsword from payday 2

  • @Nobody-df4is
    @Nobody-df4is 10 месяцев назад

    Well, that sword is kind of impressive. Ngl.

  • @хэсу
    @хэсу 3 года назад

    anyone else who's remembered chowder's "bottomless" paper cup?

  • @khadejaj5138
    @khadejaj5138 3 года назад +2

    If you still watch this show, you are a legend