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Lori screaming "Welcome to my world, Bitch!" was one of Monica Keena's favorite moments. The actress was scared of Freddy as a child and this is her figuratively getting even.
@@someone0 His opinion, granted, but I didn't ask about the performance, I was just talking about the merits of that line and how personal it was. So you're kinda right about that. Honestly, I think that line was pretty cool.
"Wait a minute. Freddy died by fire, and Jason by water. How can we use that?" "By brandishing tiki torches at Freddy like crucifixes, and throwing water balloons at Jason."
One thing I always found interesting about this movie is how after so many movies where every adult and authority figure refuses to believe, we get a police force that not only accepts Freddy's existence but has actually found an effective means of containing him.
I love when that girl Kia is essentially calling Freddy a fruity tooty for wearing “christmas sweaters and butterknives” and she gets YEETED into oblivion
The thing that I’m amazed at is the fact that Freddy was able to keep on his hat after being thrown around by Jason in the house 😂. I just realized that hat never came off😂.
@Lane Peterson happened to me once, but with a science experiment. My 5th grade teacher was like, “oh, girl. You should become a waitress”. 😂😂 I’ll never forget because I was on crutches.
I would say "I like to imagine that the hat is attached to his head", but one of the main characters took it off in one of the original movies, so that makes no sense. So... Your guess is as good as mine, I guess lol.
Did you know that Lori, the main character, was terrified of the original movie? When she killed Freddy she said that it was kind of therapeutic. This was from the "Never Sleep Again" documentary. Also, the jumping off the dock wasn't fake. They ran as fast as they could from the explosion so that they wouldn't die.
the directors also wanted for the sequel to be Ash Campbell from Evil Dead to faceoff against the 2 when Freddy finds the book to come back but sadly that probably will never come to happen now
“They asked her to do it but she was done with this shit by then” And they didn’t offer her enough money 😂 she grew to love the Friday fans even if she didn’t like the movies.
There is a section of the fight where it is Rey and Chavo Jr. as Freddy and Jason respectively so they could get a sort of Lucha vibe. Although apparently hardly any of what they did ended up in the final cut which is why they aren't credited.
Oh come on, how did you not pull the joke that "This time, dull machete for the lamest kill is LITERALLY Jason's dull machete sending this girl flying into a tree"? That would've been good imo
Ik I'm 3 years late to point this out, the reason jason was scared of the water was because thanks to freddy ability, it brought back the fear jason felt before he drowned as a kid
Funny trivia: Wes Craven (Nightmare on Elm Street, Last House on the Left) and Sean S. Cunningham (Friday the 13th, Last House on the Left) where friends.
I remember seeing the Freddy and Jason fight scene for the first time on accident when I was 9. This movie got me into horror movies and it’s always going to be a good movie to me. Even with the gross slow motion effects.
Hey, this new version definitely shows how much better you've gotten with doing videos, especially since this is your dedicated job now. Nice job, man!
The first-ever kill count remake. I wonder if he'll cover this movie again in August 2021 when he remakes all the Friday the 13th kill counts. If he does it'll be pretty cool to see the behind-the-scenes information on it. Even if it would be the third time he's covering it.
Fun Fact: Professional wrestler Óscar Gutiérrez, better known by his ring name Rey Mysterio, was Englund's stunt double for a scene in Freddy's boiler room lair.
@@quinogonzo3090 Well, Ghostface, and Leatherface (?) probably wouldn't stand a chance. Both of them are mortal while Jason, Freddy, and even Michael are more or less immortal. I noticed that Freddy vs. The Mask could be a cool fight. The Mask comic book is actually really bloody and gruesome and both of them are basically trickster deities. The Mask has Loki powers and Freddy is basically a more brutal Epiales.
You know what? I'm really happy you decided to do this one again. It really does show how much you've progressed over the time between the last time you covered it and now. You're right, the editing is much better now, but on top of that you're talking about a lot more, and you're seeming to be more like yourself when making jokes as opposed to the other one. This is a really good way to just see how far you've come! Good job as always, my dude! Keep up the great work! Can't wait to see what the future has in store for us with how quickly you've been improving!
@@DeadMeat And three years later you covered this movie a third time, giving us yet another point of comparison for your progress. I might not watch your channel for extended periods of time, but coming back and seeing the love you pour into your work (and your coworkers as well) just feels so good. It also means I get to watch loads of new content in a row, and I usually also rewatch some of my favorites, like the Saw Kill Counts. It feels like coming home…
They teased he was drinking everclear before the fire seen. Everclear is the most flammable alcohol available. It wouldn’t light up like gasoline still.
6:30 It’s funny that in this edition he didn’t point out the fact that these dudes were literally 5 FT away from the rave, but Shack runs in circles for no reason 🤷🏽♂️
He IS the definitive Jason, with such an impressive shape and scale, right down with giving his own personality to the character (he would tell to directors during scenes "thats not what Jason would do" and they would change it according it to him) He was amazing
Yeah I recognized that little gay kids scream from when James kept ripping on him in nightmare on elm Street 2 but hey in the new Jurassic Park they have a scream queen who might give Jesse a run for money
I guess Freddy is only powerful if he's acknowledged. Given that Freddy is a dream spirit it makes sense. Spirits are only as strong if they are acknowledged and are remembered.
If any other person would have created this channel they just would have said they already did this video and they should go watch it but James is willing to do it again. That shows how much of a good person he is Edit: I’m being a hypocrite by doing this type of comment that’s says it’s edited and is saying things like thanks for so many likes or thanks for hearting my comment. But I just want to let James know he is really an amazing person he literally hearts so many comments and try’s reading every single comment he can which is just amazing to me. Thanks for all the hard work just to entertain us.
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Dead Meat hi James, congrats
Dead Meat yo
Dead Meat love the vid
Hi James please do batman forever
Dead Meat you shouted out to me and I almost had a heart attack thank you and I love your video.
Jason is a good Christian boy stopping premarital sex and drug use wherever he finds it
Yes. He also makes his mom proud.
Yeah your right he just kinda kills dozens of people on the side lol
@@madeline8327 It's an unfortunate side effect.
By killing them
The ultimate Thot Remover®
Freddy died by fire
Jason died by water
Michael died by gravity
The Triumvirate of Kills
Pennywise died by being bullied.
Billy died by rage quit when Chucky beat him at connect four
Jack died by weather
Leatherface died from a bunch of different shit
Lori screaming "Welcome to my world, Bitch!" was one of Monica Keena's favorite moments. The actress was scared of Freddy as a child and this is her figuratively getting even.
God I hated it when she said it , honestly hate her entire character anyway :^
@@TIPEHTOT r/woooosh
@@someone0 His opinion, granted, but I didn't ask about the performance, I was just talking about the merits of that line and how personal it was. So you're kinda right about that. Honestly, I think that line was pretty cool.
Welcome to my world bitch badass line.
@@someone0 r/youusedwooooshwrong
Freddy: “that’s a face only a mother could love!”
Jason: *and I took that personally*
It makes sense
@Onalee Smith dude are you okay
Well hes not wrong
Is Freddy using friendly fire while insulting Jason’s mom?
Some kid said that to me in Friday the 13th when I was Jason. I hacked the ever loving shit out of him moments later with my axe. In game of course.
"Wait a minute. Freddy died by fire, and Jason by water. How can we use that?"
"By brandishing tiki torches at Freddy like crucifixes, and throwing water balloons at Jason."
That sounds like what I would do if I was being chased by a killer. But mainly the water ballon part
Wut u say m8? It would give him like ptsd😂
FourPieceNug yeah
Sounds like a fun Hawaii themed birthday party
Lmao. This guy needs an award.
"You know Jason's well known Aquaphobia" Had me dead.
Game: Jason zooms through water
This film: he avoids it I mean WHAT!?
Don't bullshit me... They added that shit on the fly.
Had him dead too.
not dead, dead meat
I feel like Jason will take a change of empty chest after that movie
“Then Lori runs over lookin like the bustiest Olympic torch carrier you’ve ever seen.”
A+ on this line
He referenced LotR last time, I kinda like that one better because that’s what came to mind when I first saw that.
He's not wrong she's got some nice jugs
One thing I always found interesting about this movie is how after so many movies where every adult and authority figure refuses to believe, we get a police force that not only accepts Freddy's existence but has actually found an effective means of containing him.
Considering how teens/kids went "extinct" I would hope they started to believe it
@@pixiestxNyomouf don’t mention that stupid storyline
@@thegoldenmask2051 🤣🤣
I love when that girl Kia is essentially calling Freddy a fruity tooty for wearing “christmas sweaters and butterknives” and she gets YEETED into oblivion
In the Friday version she called Freddy a gay slur
@@canzup7919 that line in the Friday version makes me laugh my ass off
@@canzup7919 Yep, that didn't age well
@@lpsgameslilyanna5294 imagine if it came out this year, it would've been taken out of theatres
@@cilliandaly3901 it wouldn't be in theatres luv
I also like the fact that he didn’t use the recording of the Friday version
Wait fr
Andres Jimenez yeah he used roughly the same script but he used a different recording
How did u get a heart from dead meat!?
Carsonplayz idk I mean I’m just saying that he had made other proving that he is not lazy and a really good guy
What is the difference between the nightmare and Friday version
"babe you know i can only fall asleep when im shaped like a V" BEST LINE EVER
IT REALLY IS XD
Agreed
"and you know what? it's not that dreadful. It's kind of grown on me."
and that my friends is character development.
Or Stockholm syndrome.
i bought that album because of that opening. actually slapped
The thing that I’m amazed at is the fact that Freddy was able to keep on his hat after being thrown around by Jason in the house 😂. I just realized that hat never came off😂.
It's like when you have a beer in your hand and you slip and fall but never spill it, not even a drop.
@Lane Peterson happened to me once, but with a science experiment. My 5th grade teacher was like, “oh, girl. You should become a waitress”. 😂😂 I’ll never forget because I was on crutches.
I would say "I like to imagine that the hat is attached to his head", but one of the main characters took it off in one of the original movies, so that makes no sense. So... Your guess is as good as mine, I guess lol.
He probably attached his hat to his head, like with a stick or glue.
That is one gravity defying hat 🤣🤣🤣🤣
*The Jump Rope Girls*
“One Two (Freddy’s Coming For
You)”
_Elm Street Playaz_
New Line Records
Juan c Gonzalez where do I get this record
Elm Street Record Store
Juan c Gonzalez u messed up it's THE JUMP ROPE GIRLZ
Yeah I realized that but I was too lazy to change it
@@juangonzalez740 i dony blame u
This guy makes everything not scary he makes it funny
The horror movies are simply not scary nowadays and straight up funny :)
TheGodPlayer slashers arent usually scary
@@Dark_Voice yeah
Dark Voice nowadays? This was made in 2003 bro
Chaotic 396 That makes scence because Pennywise aint a slasher and he's scary as hell
This movie desperately needs a sequel with Ash Williams in it.
There were plans for that as a movie, but it has since been made into a comic.
they tried but Bruce Cambel was like "I'm not putting over Jason or Freddy"
Pinhead and Ash
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Ash surprisingly exists. So does Jason Vs. Carrie
@@axiomgaming3046 Critters Vs. Ghoulies Vs. Dollman
"Jason emerges from the corn stocks, like an over sized child of the corn" 😂
PWHAHHAHSHS-
If I could I would give this three likes...wait...👍👍👍
There :D
Bro I’m Done😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dead meat: *_how dull is that machete?_*
well, you can say that that was a *_-dull machete-_*
...ha!!
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahagagagaggagagahahaahahahah
That definitely should have gotten the "dull machete" award. That or the guy who's chest was ripped open after Jason missed him.
(Snaps) Ay
Ba dum tssss
*Trey died because he forgot to only crack a cold one with the boys*
Wolfy Fox Gaming (O.o)
Wolfy Fox Gaming i know
Wolfy Fox Gaming true XD
Wolfy Fox Gaming my man
Poor Trey.
Now we need a three way brawl between Michael, Jason, and Freddy.
Edit: I'm surprised how many people are still here debating who would win.
Don't give rule 34 an idea.
Ah “Freedy” best horror movie villain ever 10/10
I dont think that would work considering michael is just a normal person and freddy and jason are immortal monsters. He would get destroyed.
throw in ash williams and the leprechaun and we got ourselves an avengers level threat right there.
@@gabrielt.c didn’t michael take a shot to the head?
Did you know that Lori, the main character, was terrified of the original movie? When she killed Freddy she said that it was kind of therapeutic. This was from the "Never Sleep Again" documentary.
Also, the jumping off the dock wasn't fake. They ran as fast as they could from the explosion so that they wouldn't die.
Woah they might have died
Yeah but both Freddy and Jason got blasted into the water in the next shot. You telling me they have magical plot armor
@@miztlivasquez8682 LMAO real life plot amour
@@elijahtaylor3504 Where is our real life plot armor when we need it?!?!
@@logandexter931 you aren’t the main character clearly
" How Jason has NEVER gone in the water. "
*inserts EVERY SINGLE SHOT OF JASON IN THE WATER*
It was sarcastic...
Thank God you were here to explain that joke to us...
It .. was.. sarcasm
Jason has never gone into water.
"Plays me blue sky while showing Jason dominating in water"
Yo he shoulda made a joke about that
Freddy's weakness: Fire 🔥
Jason's weakness: Water 💧
Pennywise's weakness: Eminem 🗣
@glitch pennywise was defeated by roasting him and eminem is god at that
Yes 😂
LMFAO
Oh shit I forgot about that
Eminem i am not afraid
Ok, i just find out that Rey Mysterio is the stunt double for Robert Englund in the boiler room scene. How cool is that.
"First I want to thank my son, DoMiNiK
I had a feeling that was him and pardon me omg omg omg eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Are you serious? That was him? That's crazy! He's one of my favorite wrestlers!
which scene are u referring to cause there's 2 of em and can u point out where Rey is the stunt double cause i'm having a hard time seeing it
@@davidrobbins1322 i think it was the first fight scene where they fought in a boiler room.
'It's not that dreadful: it's kind of grown on me!"
That's basically how I feel about this movie
Me too. I personally think that when it's not being dull and full of human dullness, it is so bad that it is entertaining.
Yes thank you. I like this film yes it barely has Freddy vs Jason but the film is enjoyable
Originally at the end of Freddy vs Jason they would be in hell and Pinhead would ask "what seems to be the problem here"
Nah
Yes! YES!
That would have been fucking awesome
Really?
the directors also wanted for the sequel to be Ash Campbell from Evil Dead to faceoff against the 2 when Freddy finds the book to come back but sadly that probably will never come to happen now
"Babe you know i can only sleep when im shaped like a V" lmaoo😂
Baby u know my yoga is important to me😎
@@TheLegendandjaguar lmaoo😂
666 likes...
6:38 imagine you died and your tombstone said: "this guy"
“They asked her to do it but she was done with this shit by then”
And they didn’t offer her enough money 😂 she grew to love the Friday fans even if she didn’t like the movies.
GUYS IMAGINE : Kevin from Home Alone vs. JASON VOORHEES
:D
Yeah Kevin is dead.
Francie L have you seen the first two Home Alone movies? The robbers should of been dead 30 times over.
Yes.
Francie L WHAT!!!
Everyone: Infinity war is the best crossover ever
Jason and Freddy: hold our beers
UNDERRATED COMMENT
UNDERRATED COMMENT
Hold my hand claw and hold my machete lol
Technically Infinity war isn't a crossover
bendy plushie studios CORRECT
@@alexandermclaughlin4742 good one 😉😂😂
"then jason just back flops into crystal lake, aquaphobia and all"😂😂
9:50 Fun Fact: The wrestler Rey Mysterio actually plays Freddy during the dream seen for the stunts Freddy does such as getting thrown into the pipes.
scene
Its... freddy...
There is a section of the fight where it is Rey and Chavo Jr. as Freddy and Jason respectively so they could get a sort of Lucha vibe. Although apparently hardly any of what they did ended up in the final cut which is why they aren't credited.
That’s nice
Yeah, ik I put that in my comment too, I didn't steal ur comment I just put it in there becuz a WWE fan, are u a fan?
Oh come on, how did you not pull the joke that "This time, dull machete for the lamest kill is LITERALLY Jason's dull machete sending this girl flying into a tree"? That would've been good imo
He literally said "how dull is that blade?"
like come on
Jason was secretly kenshin
The machete wasn’t dull. Jason’s edge alignment was horrible on that kill lol.
You should have said “Babe you know I only sleep in an acute angle.”
Haha
NEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD jk
it doesn't sound good and it doesn't fit the character himself
@@Dirtbike-k2x dont be such a wet sock
Or die in an acute angle.
Cute for jason
Ik I'm 3 years late to point this out, the reason jason was scared of the water was because thanks to freddy ability, it brought back the fear jason felt before he drowned as a kid
RIP Me after
"Motherfuckers act like they forgot about Fred" 😂
I just got the Eminem reference.
The double scream at the end, with the nod to Jesse (N2) and Reggie (F5) are spot on
"Freddy slices off a few of Jason's fingers leaving him little nubby nub hands" 😂😂🤣had me dying.
Same here this dude's amazing 😅😅😅
@@mynameissarah5117 agreed lol
Then he slices freddy to bits by holding his machete in his mouth like he's zoro
After watching the recount of this Kill Count I can notice how much more energetic and enthusiastic James is now!
I love how James is rhyming,but what really got me was when he yelled “HE’LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVEEEES!!!”
Gaming video: *says kills*
RUclips: demonitized
Dead meat: *literally runs on kills*
RUclips: fully monitized
Yeah
Sounds about right
Well you know what they say... Ah... Um... Yeah I don't know what they say.
Kaifergy it’s because it’s a horror genre
I mean, he does say right in the video that his last version of this video got age restricted
Kaifergy
Do you have a problem with that?
Girl: freddy died by fire and Jason died by water
Me: *plays montage of Jason coming out of the water, not ded*
Lol right I’ve always said HE AINT AFRAID OF WATER all he does is come out of water
@@michellea221 you don't know that
@@blakecacini8016 apparently you don’t
@@blakecacini8016 Have you even watched a single horror film?
Ever heard of a ghost/zombie?
Yep, that's Jason for you
James: Krueger isn't too confident to kill himself
Freddy: I swear this never happens to me Bit**
You know what? I think that over the last few weeks this has become my favourite channel on RUclips.
Funny trivia: Wes Craven (Nightmare on Elm Street, Last House on the Left) and Sean S. Cunningham (Friday the 13th, Last House on the Left) where friends.
Yes bcs Sean.S .Cunningham worked on Wes Craven's Last housne on the left
where were they friends?
@@elijahtaylor3504 lol
Makes sense.
@@elijahtaylor3504 Pretty good freinds.
Using Reckless Reggie’s scream for the double reveal was perfect heheheh
Seeing two of my favorite horror icons beating the absolute shit out of each other was the best thing I've ever seen
*_FREDDY DIED BY FIRE, JASON BY WATER, HOW CAN WE USE THAT_*
*HMMMMMMM...*
*WIFI?*
We shove Jason in a lake and drown him and we pour gasoline all over Freddy and use a lighter to set him on fire
*Yes*
steam? boiling water? Water on fire? who knows.
he legit watched the original video, wrote what he says down and practices it for this.....
*MADLAD*
😂😂😂😂
You didn’t say r/madlads
Frozone Ozone You don't need to. It's just a subreddit.
The Dull Machete should've been the 3rd Raver because he didn't get slashed but he still bleed.....What
The force is strong with this one
1st 1 was offscreen
14:08
"I like em big, I like em chunky"
LMAO
Every time people are thrown I imagine the goofy scream
MY LEG
Now I am XD
Fun fact the stunt double of Roburt England was Rey mestyrio 🤩🤩
Dude neato
I remember seeing the Freddy and Jason fight scene for the first time on accident when I was 9. This movie got me into horror movies and it’s always going to be a good movie to me. Even with the gross slow motion effects.
Carter Sellmann same but I was 7
“I see no point in remaking something that has already been made."
"SummerSlam '96 y'all!" Laughed my ass off at work thanks man.
WWE
Hey, this new version definitely shows how much better you've gotten with doing videos, especially since this is your dedicated job now. Nice job, man!
Roses are red
Fish have gills
I'm James A Janisse
Let's get to the kills
Nice one.
Nice!
Lol
this is copied
@@Travinater no plz add offense
The first-ever kill count remake. I wonder if he'll cover this movie again in August 2021 when he remakes all the Friday the 13th kill counts. If he does it'll be pretty cool to see the behind-the-scenes information on it. Even if it would be the third time he's covering it.
It’s a different version of the same movie
This aged so well
@@cherry_dingaling1407 Ikr lmao
Fun Fact:
Professional wrestler Óscar Gutiérrez, better known by his ring name Rey Mysterio, was Englund's stunt double for a scene in Freddy's boiler room lair.
Oh really
Hey I know it’s a joke but don’t call wrestlers by there real names, unless they used it on the indies or whatever
@@syloentertainment1100 chill out dude
@@NEpatsProductions1 they literally said it the most polite way possible lol, think this is a you issue
@@syloentertainment1100 Kayfabe is dead it doesn’t really matter anymore sadly
*Babe, you know I only watch dead meat*
3:17
The human futon joke again!
Chill James lol
Just Some Guy without a Mustache I know lol
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Hey you're here too.😀 New profile pic.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache the corn field looks like The one From Casino, the one the bury Nicky alive in
Oh hi again.....
Jalal
The crossover I’ve always wanted to see is Jason vs Fredy Vs Michael Myers. To bad this will never happen. 😓
They wanted to do Ash Vs Jason VS Freddy and I want that so bad
A battle royal of Jason vs Freddy vs micheal Myers vs ghost face vs leather face and more. That would be the absolute dream
@@devinthompson7143 they did a comic series about it i recommed that you read it
@@quinogonzo3090 Well, Ghostface, and Leatherface (?) probably wouldn't stand a chance. Both of them are mortal while Jason, Freddy, and even Michael are more or less immortal.
I noticed that Freddy vs. The Mask could be a cool fight. The Mask comic book is actually really bloody and gruesome and both of them are basically trickster deities. The Mask has Loki powers and Freddy is basically a more brutal Epiales.
@@muanims what’s it called?
The decoration on the top of the shelf is really good 👍
James....you can’t do this to me, you’re SPOILING ME
Blakey Golding Then don’t watch. If you haven’t seen Freddy VS Jason then don’t watch it since you haven’t seen it
Nelson Geraldes no he means James is giving him too much.
Nelson Geraldes that’s not what I’m talking about -_-
Blakey Golding oh wait I think I know what you mean
It's a joke right?
"How dull is that machete?"
Well, James, you've been giving Jason dull machetes for 10 movies before this one. What did you expect?
He probably hit him with the blunt edge of the machete, because machetes aren't double-edged
If only that was the running Jason, Freddy would be hearing boss music the entire time
Waking up with a Kill Count 💪😍
I did to.
Same
Edwin Reyes yup
Same
Same
You know what? I'm really happy you decided to do this one again. It really does show how much you've progressed over the time between the last time you covered it and now. You're right, the editing is much better now, but on top of that you're talking about a lot more, and you're seeming to be more like yourself when making jokes as opposed to the other one. This is a really good way to just see how far you've come! Good job as always, my dude! Keep up the great work! Can't wait to see what the future has in store for us with how quickly you've been improving!
Thanks so much for the nice comment!
@@DeadMeat And three years later you covered this movie a third time, giving us yet another point of comparison for your progress. I might not watch your channel for extended periods of time, but coming back and seeing the love you pour into your work (and your coworkers as well) just feels so good. It also means I get to watch loads of new content in a row, and I usually also rewatch some of my favorites, like the Saw Kill Counts. It feels like coming home…
@@ArDeeMee yup
We all know who get the dull machete
Jason’s machete
JACOB HELLER yeah she flew because of Jason’s dull machete
Mr Mewtwo lol
They teased he was drinking everclear before the fire seen. Everclear is the most flammable alcohol available. It wouldn’t light up like gasoline still.
That transition to the numbers was hilarious I like how you used the screams from both movies😂
i would have given dull machete to the guy who got killed by a MISSED SLASH bc that made no sense
or the cop crushed by door with cgi blood?
well... i kinda dont think so bc u can still have a thought of how graphic it can be, and it can be pretty graphic and idk where im going anymore
Angry Boi Bakugou Scared to death
I wonder why they don't do killer cars on the kill count there so many good killer car movies and kills that they can counter start with Christine
I was watching this and no joke my power went out during the Jason kill in the corn field
IM SHOOK
When I read this, the radio in my car got real loud.
I’M SHOOK
R/thatreallyhappened
SubaruGaming doubt
SubaruGaming so am I 😓😥😰😨😱
Arsenal for Life lmfao right
"babe you know i can only fall asleep when im shaped like a v" had me dying of laughter for some reason lol
I actually met the actor of Jason and he told me about this film at a Comic-Con
Edit: wow thanks I never had this many likes
Wow. LUCKY.
I met freddy and jason
actors
I had Freddie coming out of my stomach :)
Wow thats really lucky which actor
6:30 It’s funny that in this edition he didn’t point out the fact that these dudes were literally 5 FT away from the rave, but Shack runs in circles for no reason 🤷🏽♂️
Hope this won't be Age-restricted like the Original Kill Count
yea well at least we're signed in
The Masondwich *I AGREE*
Right
"I don't know why they never made a sequel to it." At that point, New Line was high on that LOTR money and Freddy money seemed tiny next to that.
They did make a comic sequel where ash Williams has to fight an intelligent Jason and Freddy
Rewatching the new edition was not a waste of time. I learn something new about the movie
Can't help but adore the Freddy's fedora wearing Jason mask. I love it so much!!
I was confused because this is both Freddy’s and Jason’s movie but he did it for Jason and I thought he wasn’t gonna do it for Freddy, glad he did
Smoky Bacon it go age restricted
Trump+Smoky Bacon = Obama
I’ll be honest,this movie just seems like nightmare on elm street with Jason as extra dlc
Who else’s thinks Kane hodder should’ve played this Jason?
absolutely
He IS the definitive Jason, with such an impressive shape and scale, right down with giving his own personality to the character (he would tell to directors during scenes "thats not what Jason would do" and they would change it according it to him) He was amazing
YUP
OMG ITS THE REAL JASON CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH PLEASE
@@guilhermehank4938 he used the machete way too much in Freddy vs Jason. Jason actually kills a lot of people in different ways and is very creative.
I swear, your commentary is the most hilarious i've ever heard
I agree
Hahah point I get it.
Would absolutely go see the *Elm Street Playaz* perform live.
Jason's machete looks like a butter knife in this movie
"Recently graduated from the Nicolas cage academy of acting" 😂😂😂😂 made my 2019 year buddy lmfao
Dude u are amazing, I like how u putted the Screaming Queen Jesse and the Reckless Reggie at the end with their screams, yep I’m such a big fan.
Randi Cole I said that 13 hours earlier lol
Something like it
I laughed at it 😂
I knew those were the screams😂
Yeah I recognized that little gay kids scream from when James kept ripping on him in nightmare on elm Street 2 but hey in the new Jurassic Park they have a scream queen who might give Jesse a run for money
I caught that "Forgot about Dre" reference 😂
Same lol
I was just about to make a comment about it but I then found this comment
8:03 did anyone realize he’s smoking pot infront of a cop? 😆
I now just realized that Will is played by Jason Ritter, aka Dipper from Gravity Falls. The more you know!
So this is like Adult Dipper vs. The Dream Hipster
Haha I was shocked when I noticed who voiced dipper
SeekersBlue917 _ I guess this movie was good practice for monster hunting then. 😅
So all they had to do is forget him and they would have been alive? 🤦♀️
Sounds alot easier than it is
@@raiderfan9086 it really does😂
I guess Freddy is only powerful if he's acknowledged. Given that Freddy is a dream spirit it makes sense. Spirits are only as strong if they are acknowledged and are remembered.
Shondra Moore I don’t think you know how the brain works...
@@lamshae6070 I don't think you understand how grammar works. 🤷♀️
Who’s here binge watching
*just me okay...*
Nah me bro bro
Me too
Brent Edlind this one
Me
What does binge watching mean?
I actually want more horror characters to go up against each other
If any other person would have created this channel they just would have said they already did this video and they should go watch it but James is willing to do it again. That shows how much of a good person he is
Edit: I’m being a hypocrite by doing this type of comment that’s says it’s edited and is saying things like thanks for so many likes or thanks for hearting my comment. But I just want to let James know he is really an amazing person he literally hearts so many comments and try’s reading every single comment he can which is just amazing to me. Thanks for all the hard work just to entertain us.
Retroplayr 30 iiii
The quality is so much better than the original, great job James
Thanks!
"Calm down there, Freddy. This isn't the remake just yet." 😂😂😂