Sounds like you are weak. I cherish the memory of when i educated my son with glitterhoof so i could become a horse, then i basically formed the ottoman empire but all the turks have been converted into horses.
@@TaeSunWooyou can get some crazily over powered kids that way. Genius, herculean, Beautiful, Fecund, Giant and the last is Albino just for the stand out factor. Some people even like to throw Dwarf instead of giant though that is more of a handicap for memes. Love this game so many morality and ethic issues to blunder around in.😂
I will do anything for glitterhoof I got him in one of my games and used him as my chancellor to make everyone hate me because he had a skill of 0, it was basically like I used the antagonize plot on somebody but really I just sent glitterhoof over to talk mad shit
@@DerpyUniverse That's a weakness. Must've just added to why everyone hated you. You sent them a nonbinary horse, i wouldn't even want that in my glue.
Bro, it’s not my fault that my family just so happens to have the best traits after I specifically tried to find a wife that would basically guarantee my descendants had the same great traits as me- oh…. I guess it is kind of my fault….
My sultan went lunatic and hired glitterhoof as once his chancellor, another as his doctor, and another as his war commander. glitterhoof also became the preacher.
Then you have me going out of my way to make sure they are pretty even if their stats are not the best to make sure my family looks like they have good genes.
@@Shvetsario Children are more likely to wind up with personality traits that their parents or educators have. Therefore, if you plan on having more children than you can educate yourself, you should select a spouse and educator with good personality traits to increase the odds of your kids having good personalities as well. (For instance, you should avoid spouses with the Paranoid trait, even if they have good stats, because rulers with that trait have super high stress levels)
Some say that if your family line loops back on itself frequently enough, it will become a single point creating an inbred singularity of immense power.
What i typically did was have like 30 illegitimate kids in ireland or something and leave but not before marrying everyone to each other for alliances. Come back like 100 years later and all of England is worse than the Hasburgs while Ireland is a bunch of Irish-Viking mutant people because the Danes move over from Jorvik and mix in with everything.
Someone break down how that relationship works? The Half Sister, Aunt,Niece, Cousin, Wife, Sister in Law, Lover. Combination works cuz my brain tries snapping itself in half, trying to wrap my head around it
Ohboy let me see... Wife sister-in-law, and lover are all redundant Aunt and niece simultaneously is a little bit tricky, but made possible by half sister. Same with cousin we just add another divorce Dad/mom would have had to have a kid with sib, (aunt), meanwhile the kids are their parent would have had to get remarried to one of your kids (cousin, niece) A separate kid from either parent would have had to married you, and somewhere along the way they declared that being married to multiple people is okay. There's a faster way to do this, but this is the least morally upsetting
Can you do one on how to edit weapons/artifacts? I’m so sick of the RNG with artifact effects. I’ve been trying to get a good weapon this entire last play through and I keep getting junk.
Игры
Don't forget the 2 year old child of a dying old man, for a powerfull alliance
Hell yeah
That's what I'm talking about
Technically, they’re only married when they’re 18.
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Half sister, mother, cousin, grandmother…. Hey. That’s a GREAT family web.
Great family circle
Grandfather has a daughter, has a son with that daughter, daughter has son with son
Too much can’t process 😵💫😵💫😵💫
It wasnt the plan, but everybody hates a winner so i ran out of congenital trait wives to marry
@@BarcelonaFan3213thank you for your explanation that really make it easier to digest.
when you say she's your everything
Best comment
👌
Outstanding comment.
😂😂😂😂
Oh god no
Gotta get that pure blood trait🩸
Not my fault everyone with good traits happen to be my family members🤷🏻♂️
@@ayuwoki453😂
@@ayuwoki453To be fair the game does heavily encourage it in that regard. The devs are trying to spread a message I think.
@@The_scrongler1978wdym? I don’t see the problem…
@@The_scrongler1978its a joke.
I shall forever cherish the memory when Glitterhoof was my chancellor
Glitterhoof was my lover and husband.
Sounds like you are weak. I cherish the memory of when i educated my son with glitterhoof so i could become a horse, then i basically formed the ottoman empire but all the turks have been converted into horses.
Glitterhoof was my sister, brother, mother in law, grandfather, sister in law, father, lover, wife, fiance and family friend
@@Pokesus *Mr Hands be like*
Caligula has entered the chat
To quote an african warlord who did a review on ck2: "Turn your family tree, into a family circle"
Read the comment in his voice, "Hey hey, people" and all
me too xD @@scoutpilgrim5320
who
@@estonimacedonii ssethtzeentach
And don't forget to marry your bishop horse.
I need that first character seed omg it's beautiful
Sameeee
That face is a certified dna test.
I need it I NEEEEED IT
Habsburg physiognomy
all of theses comments must sound so wrong to people who haven't played ck3
Yeah. Usually the hottest ones are in your dynasty because eugenics go brr
explain
@@user-mp3eh1vb9w the meta of increasing your dynasty’s traits then never marry out of the family lol
@@TaeSunWooyou can get some crazily over powered kids that way. Genius, herculean, Beautiful, Fecund, Giant and the last is Albino just for the stand out factor. Some people even like to throw Dwarf instead of giant though that is more of a handicap for memes. Love this game so many morality and ethic issues to blunder around in.😂
@@larryblake842thr giant gene only suits men. I don't like it cause the women look bad with it. Don't like the dwarf or giant trait at all.
@@larryblake842for my stand out gene I downloaded the Blood of Old Valyria mod to give them purple eyes and white hair 😂 HOTD/GOT vibes go brr
I like how every image is from ck3 except for the last one that is from ck2
The dude loves his horse
Ck2 was a freaking cursed game by the end
@@goldenhate6649 that's why we loved it
When my gf saw me playing the CK for the first time she said: "oh it's like The Sims, but for men".
90% accurate 😂
I wouldn't say it's a tree so much as it's a Family Reef.
Family ladder
Family tumble(weed)
Half Sister, Aunt, Niece, Cousin, Wife, Sister-in-law, Lover.
There are so many loops on this family tree it's turned into a Hat.
I will do anything for glitterhoof I got him in one of my games and used him as my chancellor to make everyone hate me because he had a skill of 0, it was basically like I used the antagonize plot on somebody but really I just sent glitterhoof over to talk mad shit
*her. Pretty sure Glitterhoof only spawns as a gal
@@luan8353 Glitterhoof is so powerful they transcend gender✨✨
Man used the Caligula strat
@@DerpyUniverse That's a weakness.
Must've just added to why everyone hated you. You sent them a nonbinary horse, i wouldn't even want that in my glue.
@@schnek8927 did bro actually get offended about a unicorn in a video game 💀 I cant with you people
Relatable
what
Quite Literally
Excuse me what
In more ways than one
Bro, it’s not my fault that my family just so happens to have the best traits after I specifically tried to find a wife that would basically guarantee my descendants had the same great traits as me- oh….
I guess it is kind of my fault….
İrl habsburg be like
Is the horse an actual event or mods
An actual event. CK2 has an easter egg for lunatic characters
@@countrygeneral I know what I’m doing today 😈
@@izzetonol2709 beastiality time
@@izzetonol2709 on that Mr hands grindset
@@countrygeneral I hope they put that in ck3 too
When I'm playing CK3, the "Sweet home Alabama" theme starts playing when i choose who to marry
Oh my dynasty on there makes the hapsburg chin look like a beesting
My sultan went lunatic and hired glitterhoof as once his chancellor, another as his doctor, and another as his war commander. glitterhoof also became the preacher.
gliterhoof is the first guy?
@@mnemonicpie it is a horse 😂
@@zgoodt 🤣🤣🤣
the council of glitterhoof
IKR XD@@Molten_Anarchist
She is all for me 💀
The family knot
That ain’t a family tree it’s a family Christmas wreath
Then you have me going out of my way to make sure they are pretty even if their stats are not the best to make sure my family looks like they have good genes.
You can just pick an ugly character and pick the barbershop option to give them those lucious locks
@@kingcobra7183The barbershop only lets you change their hair do, not their actual facial structure.
Yeah I have to agree with him no barbershop is letting you fix neigel thornberry
@@theoriginalbabyewok No Nigel disrespect will be tolerated here. That man is what peak male performance looks like.
The incest playthrough is cursed 😂😂😂😂
"my daugther
grand daughter
and great grand daugther - wife"
@@baronbrummbar8691 my daughter, granddaughter, great granddaughter, wife..+7
Very refreshing 😌🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Blessed” 💅🤣
Blessed
Historically accurate
The term "lover" at the very bottom of that relationship tab always cracks me up 😂
Oh lord no, not King Vaush the XIII and Glitterhoof 😂
I'm probably the only one that takes looks over stats every time :D
I do occasionally. Only if they have a good personality too though
@@Amy_the_Lizard lool wtf
@@Shvetsario Children are more likely to wind up with personality traits that their parents or educators have. Therefore, if you plan on having more children than you can educate yourself, you should select a spouse and educator with good personality traits to increase the odds of your kids having good personalities as well. (For instance, you should avoid spouses with the Paranoid trait, even if they have good stats, because rulers with that trait have super high stress levels)
I always have a good hearty chuckle at crusader kings memes
Just got ck3 yesterday, looks like I know what to do first.
when u get good traits on ur linege the things u do to keep them in ¨family¨becoming too crazy and hilarious, all for the good of ur house jsjs
Need to create my family tree to a family circle.
"We don't have a family tree we have a family ivy" Crusader Kings characters
it’s for the good of the dynasty i promise
I always go for blonde hair and blue or green eyes. 😂
Always go for albino, herculean, genius, beautiful😤
Ah, I see. The Aryan play style.
When you try to find someone with the genius trait
Last one: "Are you Mr.Hands"
Bro's family ring goes in circles.
Some say that if your family line loops back on itself frequently enough, it will become a single point creating an inbred singularity of immense power.
Sweet home alabama
Dude.... the first character is from Spore 😭
When the family tree becomes a circle
Hoofy ahh royalty
So many emotions in like a five second video😂
The second screenshot is the most Ck3 thing I have EVER seen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 remember everyone, incest is wincest! XD
Lol
The last one is like the one Roman Emperor who tried making his horse a senator…
Me When i married my Daughter Parents and my Cat😂
What i typically did was have like 30 illegitimate kids in ireland or something and leave but not before marrying everyone to each other for alliances.
Come back like 100 years later and all of England is worse than the Hasburgs while Ireland is a bunch of Irish-Viking mutant people because the Danes move over from Jorvik and mix in with everything.
You have to look past the 'Lover's Pox' to see their inner 'Intelligent' trait.
It's for the inheritables
That's not a family tree. It's a family circle.
All the braincells
The mustache came unexpected but it's so true 😂
It's this, but just in real life instead for me.
🤨📸
😨
Someone break down how that relationship works? The Half Sister, Aunt,Niece, Cousin, Wife, Sister in Law, Lover. Combination works cuz my brain tries snapping itself in half, trying to wrap my head around it
Circle basically
Ohboy let me see...
Wife sister-in-law, and lover are all redundant
Aunt and niece simultaneously is a little bit tricky, but made possible by half sister.
Same with cousin we just add another divorce
Dad/mom would have had to have a kid with sib, (aunt), meanwhile the kids are their parent would have had to get remarried to one of your kids (cousin, niece)
A separate kid from either parent would have had to married you, and somewhere along the way they declared that being married to multiple people is okay.
There's a faster way to do this, but this is the least morally upsetting
Glitterhoof might fancy me 😊
*Mr. Hands enters the chat*
Bruh that first character 😂😂
more a family circle than a family tree
That first one was an actual homunculus
You know your DNA's fucked when your family tree looks like a double helix
Gotta check the cake first, no way my dynasty has flat cheeks
6:59 u can hear it he suffered
The first and last image made me laugh
that Pure Blood Trait do be having some crazy bonuses tho🔥 /j
0:03 Wait, is she the empress of Rome or something?
I did a agot game in ck3 in the Iron Islands. I one point I had married into some many houses everyone was somewhat related to me.
Is the second picture from a mod?
Down bad
real
I can aprove of that with my 250h of game time
That last one
I stayed up until 1 wating for a stream😭 i will still watch it tho always the best thing of the day❤
I cant even grasp how someone could be a half-sister, aunt, niece, and cousin. 😂😂
Glitterhoof and I bout to reenact enumclaw
J'en reviens toujours pas du "pignouf" pour dire pas bien...xD
NOT GLITTERHOOF💀💀💀💀
The third one is so relatable
PARADOX, GIVE US GLITTERHOOF IN CK3 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
When the family tree is more like a shrub
as long as they got 20+ stewardship i’m pulling out the ring and proposing on the spot
I cant wait to have money. Im gonna buy this game so hard
nah, that's a family implosion
TFW your family tree is a stump. 🤣
This is great 🤣
Ah this fuckery. Of course we couldnt resist trying it xD and why not yes?
Family tree? No, family oroborus.
I didnt know people in that game were so down bad for gungans 💀
Aunt niece cousin and half sister 💀
so wait the crusaer kings are from alabama?
Can you do one on how to edit weapons/artifacts? I’m so sick of the RNG with artifact effects. I’ve been trying to get a good weapon this entire last play through and I keep getting junk.
Looks about right.
Ive been saving money for stuff and this is what that stuff is gonna be no matter what!
Bro the second one is a family octagon
To all my french compatriots... "pignouf"
As a ckiii player i can approve
Nah 3rd slide is crazy
I have never played it or seen it, thank you for information xD
So True
Cousin and niece and half sis hell naw 💀💀💀
I need to play crusader kings again