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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024
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  • @Stankbot-gy5dm
    @Stankbot-gy5dm 3 года назад +21

    7:53 “I prefer other types of things than those for babies. Why did you put them there?” Kinda funny because the house has a small armory, a bunny cult, a wicker breeding place and around a dozen TVs

  • @ainonorrisdottir466
    @ainonorrisdottir466 6 лет назад +21

    As an interior designer watching you play house flipper is at the same time insane and awesome but a horrifying nightmare :DD

  • @tdrago0688
    @tdrago0688 6 лет назад +26

    Hey cap I've been watching your videos 7months now,you are amazing and you help me get through some of my darkest times in life.Thank you.

  • @treeleaves
    @treeleaves 6 лет назад +81

    The face you’re making in the thumbnail is everything

    • @randomrhythm3693
      @randomrhythm3693 6 лет назад +7

      It looks like he had a wonder mop shoved up his arse😂

    • @rebelcat7782
      @rebelcat7782 4 года назад +2

      Dat funny xD

    • @rebelcat7782
      @rebelcat7782 4 года назад +1

      @@randomrhythm3693 rlly funny

    • @powdereyes2210
      @powdereyes2210 2 года назад +1

      It’s still weird to me to think that I’m replying to a person who doesn’t exist anymore
      Well yeah the person is still alive but they’ve changed so they’re not the same as the person who wrote this

  • @devynjrobinson3134
    @devynjrobinson3134 6 лет назад +218

    "I've decided, we're going to open a breeding program right here in the middle of the house"

  • @captainseapickle
    @captainseapickle 3 года назад +2

    The guy when he walks in the house: uhh, what’s with the aura of the basem- I’ll just go the the living room and, why is there wickers mating... the bedroom is- BRIGHT,¡

  • @kylebloomfield5397
    @kylebloomfield5397 6 лет назад +3

    You can sell anything in a house without any problems no matter how much the game gets mad at you.

  • @bluebeka2458
    @bluebeka2458 6 лет назад +3

    Well, that was fun! And thank you that you did the room full of tv's thing (well almost full)! I really apreciated! 😊

  • @mil-mi24hind
    @mil-mi24hind 3 года назад +22

    3:47-4:01 i was taking a sip of my drink and almost choked 😂

  • @Marticore
    @Marticore 6 лет назад +29

    "Oh, one bedroom, great!"
    [same person]
    "I wanted one bedroom, not two."
    Ummm, ok? XD
    I feel physical pain when you knock down the homes of innocent people... but it's so entertaining!

  • @Nicole0667
    @Nicole0667 6 лет назад +3

    Can't wait for next episode.. And now that I'm all caught up on House Flipper, I go on to The Forest videos!

  • @gray9438
    @gray9438 6 лет назад +3

    These videos are very fun I hope you keep it up captainsauce

  • @CatieMannino
    @CatieMannino 6 лет назад +2

    Cap idk why you dont have more subscribers, your one of the best youtubers! ❤

  • @scallywag-ne3qw
    @scallywag-ne3qw 6 лет назад +3

    I can’t get over the name “poop shack” LOVE the series

  • @devynjrobinson3134
    @devynjrobinson3134 6 лет назад +51

    "so it turns out this game has a MAJOR wicker shortage! Ok, I wanted to decorate intierly out of wicker, and they've got nothing but the baskets! So we need to fix that. I've decided, we're going to open a breeding program right here in the middle of the house. I've got a bunch of wicker baskets, I've got the world's tiniest lamps, and an assortment of other types of furniture, and we're just going to let them co-mingle, and hopefully crossbreed some interesting furniture. I don't know if you can have a wicker TV, but I figured it was worth the try."
    (Intro plays)
    "What's up guys and welcome back to house flipper! So last episode we bought our very first home. It was a monumental occasion for poop shack incorporated and we immediately began outfitting it with the best of the best. Such as shower TV's, and kitchen toilets. And I thought these were genius ideas, but I wanted to hear from you guys. So I left on the question 'what should we do to our home?' and the most popular answer that I got, had something to do with rooms full of guns and bunnies. So... Let's make a bunny-gun room. Being our first house it's not exactly the biggest, so we're either gonna have to put the bunny guns the-the gunny buns? Either way we're gonna have to put all of the armed rabbits in either the living room, the bedroom, or..... Probably the basement. Yeah we should probably put them in the basement come to think of it. We already have a masterpiece waiting down here, we can kinda build around this. I wouldn't go so far as to say that I'm starting a cult, but it definitely feels like it! Anybody can come down here, and make a sacrifice, to the bunny God. Actually this doesn't feel right. What if I did... Something like that, there we go, that's much better! Were gonna have to work on the lighting. I know people wanted guns, but I felt knives would be a little bit more personal for bunny, But we'll get guns.I actually got a lot of comments from people last episode saying 'ya know, why don't you just sell everything in the house, and then sell the house, and you'll earn a ton of money'. But that's not really how it works. Like when I bought the home, I bought everything inside of it, and if I sell it then the home is just worth less, and I end up making the same amount of money. Like for example, If I'm gonna buy the shotgun off the store right now for $100, I'll then put it in my house, and it might add $150 worth of value to it. So when I go and sell the house, I'll have made a $50 profit to it. Or at least that's how it's supposed to work right? I'm not sure if that's gonna be the case when people see the crazy bunny cult in the basement. This might be a detriment to value, but, I just love it so much. I don't know how the auctioneers feel about it come to think of it. Has anybody been shuffling around? Maybe if a get a couple more shotguns on the walls. Anybody interested in that kind of thing? They're very quiet today. nobody's moving position, nobody's saying anything. Oh, okay! The clean cut guy, the military looking guy seems to have moved up a little bit. So maybe he wants something a little more military grade. What if we get... Say an M16 riffle or two! 8 times scope, we could slap those on the wall. Oh the family over took him! What!? Why does the family of five like the military grade weaponry more? Okay you know what? Don't question things, just finish the gun room. Oh the old man wants in, it's just a fierce battle right now. You think there's such thing as too many handguns?Because somebody's gonna come down here and think 'whoa, whoa, twelve hand guns!? Because I really wanted a house with like, six or seven. And one less, strange, demonic bunny'. Okay I think this looks pretty good, but it could definitely use one more thing. Almost, almost... There we go! It's really wierd installing a tiolet in the middle of a basement by flashlight, but I feel like that is the perfect, strange, bunny cult room. You could just sit there, and crap your pants in terror. Since we already have a TV in the shower, and in the kitchen, I don't think we really need one here in the living room. So I was thinking about what we could put here instead, and my gut says sauna. What if we turn the middle of the house, into a sauna. So that's a sauna heater. There should be a bunch of other sauna gear I believe. Sauna headlift, sauna bucket with laddle? Okay bucket with laddle. Put you there. I've never done anything sauna related in this game, so I have no idea what I'm doing. Okay, yeah we could just put a bench here. I don't suppose this is going to be useable. Can I turn you on and make it all steamy in here? That'd be cool. Oh, the family of five likes it! As you would. We could have are sharp and pointy utensils dangling above the TV, I like it! And it even matches the cabinets, very nice.Okay. I also got a ton of towels because, people pay handsomely for towels. I'm not sure what else we could put in here, I feel like I've seen just about everything. Like 'other' has some interesting things, but then it just has like garbage bins and wicker bins. Okay yeah you know what? We don't have nearly enough wicker. We need more wicker, ALL THE WICKER! So it turns out this game has a major wicker shortage, ok. I wanted to decorate entirely out of wicker and they've got nothing but the basket! So we need to fix that. I've decided, we're going to open a breeding program right here in the middle of the house. I've got a bunch of wicker baskets, I've got the world's tiniest lamps, and an assortment of other types of furniture, and we're just going to let them co-mingle, and hopefully crossbreed some interesting furniture. I don't know if you can have a wicker TV, but I figured it was worth the try. I really wish I could work the sauna and make it a little steamy right in here, or dim the lights, play some music, Anything! There absolutely no atmosphere, it's as dead as a doornail. Maybe they just don't wanna all have their wierd wicker orgy with me watching? How about we do something in the bedroom! What could we do here? Were gonna leave that floating pizza. Uh we have a bare wall, we have TV's! Ooh I like that! What if we just make a wall covered in TV's? Can I oh oh okay! Well, you know what? I've had a lot of people say you can never have too many TV's, we're certainly gonna put that to the test. Again, this may have been a massive waste of money but do they all work? Of course they all work because I'm the master TV installer! Okay! So, we have the floating pizza TV room, we have the Wicker breeding operation. Downstairs we have the Cult of the bunny. I think we're pretty good. Right, I'm not sure if the anything else we need to do. We could try to sell the house. Okay, so I bought this house for 4.9 Million roubles, and I've been working on it for an hour and a half in real time, but I have no idea what it's gonna sell for because I have to actually go to auction. Uuhhh I don't like auctions. Do you think people are going to be receptive to our changes? Oh screw it it's worth a try ok here we go. Ok georgio what do you have to say? 'big bedroom how sweet. I don't understand what I need this kitchen for'. Well clearly for breeding wicker! 'pictures add character to the house, I wanted one bedroom not to' there's only one bedroom where else are you going to sleep? With the wicker! 'i like that I have a place to sleep. I wanted a bedroom in my house but only one bedroom' ThErE's OnLy OnE bEdRoOm WhAt ArE pEoPlE gEtTiNg On WiTh!?!? 'I want to rent this to two people, so it would be great if the will have a place to sleep' WQXZFGJXYGHSG!!!Apparently there's two bedrooms! Why is there some people saying there's two and some saying there's one!? I can't keep up! Oh my God look at the prices! I only just realized! I was reading about everybody's complaints I never even realized they were offering me eight-NiNe! 9.9 million roubles! I'm rich! I doubled my money! Oh, did I double my money? I could technically accept, or I could refuse. or I could negotiate. Uhh, negotiate offer? Ooohh, do I have good negotiation skills? Umm, so wha- how does this work? Wait a minute is that me!? Is that the face of poop shack incorporated? We finally see the Mastermind! And then Rafael Erko, is the one who wants to get the wicker bunny house. Ok. Oh propose to increase payment by! I thought this was how much he was gonna pay me. So I want you to pay me about a million more roubles. 'your offer is too low, I can sell you the house for 1 million more' 'cool I'll take it!' I was coming in high to start things off, I would've accepted way mo- I mean thank you, thank you very much. I appreciate it. SoOoOoOoOoOo accept? I think we just sold our first house! I think I just over doubled my money on the most batshit crazy house I've ever seen!
    (Sorry if I didn't get everything he said correct, but this took me over an hour and I'm tired)

  • @devynjrobinson3134
    @devynjrobinson3134 6 лет назад +8

    I was just looking to see if you had uploaded today's video, then I saw the notification!

  • @unearine6183
    @unearine6183 6 лет назад +2

    I love the gg outro. Never get rid of it

  • @brotherjerome1940
    @brotherjerome1940 6 лет назад +256

    There is a house that has a crime scene pls like so can see

    • @ididntgetthejoke5697
      @ididntgetthejoke5697 5 лет назад +5

      Games And More Games lol it’s please* and he does it when he feels like it don’t fucking force it

    • @ashleyberkowitz8772
      @ashleyberkowitz8772 5 лет назад +9

      @@ididntgetthejoke5697 pls is internet shorthand for please. You must be new around here.

    • @rebelcat7782
      @rebelcat7782 4 года назад +4

      HOW DO U DO DAT ?! THE UHH THING FACE

    • @rhayymndrhymhndhhooh7530
      @rhayymndrhymhndhhooh7530 4 года назад +3

      @@ididntgetthejoke5697 boomer alert

    • @dpancho
      @dpancho 4 года назад +1

      ꧁circus Spider ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ He does what he wants and you don’t force him

  • @zavicle1641
    @zavicle1641 6 лет назад +13

    Sometimes you scare and amaze me captain sauce

  • @cryingalot5244
    @cryingalot5244 5 лет назад +2

    Mr. Udni is finland guy, saunas are really popular here, everyone in finnish has atleast 1 sauna

  • @devynjrobinson3134
    @devynjrobinson3134 6 лет назад +8

    Hey Cap! Glad to see another video up, love this series 💖

  • @sheliadimock5710
    @sheliadimock5710 6 лет назад +8

    When shall you return, Mr. Sauce?

  • @totallynotmarcie
    @totallynotmarcie 6 лет назад +1

    I love how some people will play this game and just go all out on it, decorating houses to their best and all, and then there's just... you. You and your kitchen TV crappers, demonic bunnies and whicker breeding grounds... oh my. xD

  • @Fylyn
    @Fylyn 4 года назад +1

    I like the master peace in the basement

  • @myheartbelongstoobietrice2646
    @myheartbelongstoobietrice2646 6 лет назад +1

    Waited all day for this honestly. I was looking at the exact second waiting for it to have been 24 hours since your last video

  • @Juan_Pablo17
    @Juan_Pablo17 6 лет назад +1

    CAPTAIN SAUCE!!!! I missed you man I was on vacation and I was just really bored I’m so happy that I can watch your videos again

  • @redds.560
    @redds.560 6 лет назад +2

    I dropped everything and died laughing here

  • @ajteodoro4616
    @ajteodoro4616 6 лет назад +78

    Notification squad everyone? P.S. Hi Captain I love your vids they make my day complete and I'm from the Phillipines! Also place your faces in your bedroom so you can worship yourself! Lol.XD Also make an armory in your house next time so when there's robbers, trespassers,etc. they die by your guns.

    • @deusmiles9340
      @deusmiles9340 6 лет назад

      you are just begging for likes you sold staph

    • @gavinmorales9958
      @gavinmorales9958 6 лет назад +4

      At least theres somebody else who's Filipini

    • @overwolf215
      @overwolf215 6 лет назад +3

      Aj Teodoro right back at ya 😂😂

    • @dantemoore9159
      @dantemoore9159 6 лет назад +3

      I agree

    • @ajteodoro4616
      @ajteodoro4616 6 лет назад +1

      @@deusmiles9340 No I'm not like everyone one youtube and I'm stating suggestions for his gameplay of house flipper!

  • @Drummerette9689
    @Drummerette9689 6 лет назад +3

    Next house needs an open plan bathroom!

  • @sageofdiviners
    @sageofdiviners 4 года назад +1

    The bunny cult seams a little scary
    Mr hops

  • @subbingcreeper6588
    @subbingcreeper6588 6 лет назад +3

    I want a house with tv's on EVERY wall everywhere

  • @bobpod9769
    @bobpod9769 6 лет назад +3

    I don't laugh often, but he made me laugh 😅

  • @nadinegruber4175
    @nadinegruber4175 6 лет назад +1

    They say that about the two bedrooms because to these people apparently a sofa counts as a bed so as soon as you put a sofa down and also have a bedroom that makes it two bedrooms.

  • @LG-io5uq
    @LG-io5uq 6 лет назад +8

    No views 528 likes and 251 comments, makes sense

  • @krc3915
    @krc3915 2 года назад +1

    3:53 - 4:01 I was laughing so hard at this room XD

  • @visibleconfusion9894
    @visibleconfusion9894 6 лет назад +100

    Now i want a shower tv

    • @ninjadoge5978
      @ninjadoge5978 6 лет назад +4

      This is a secret find these secrets in other comments

    • @spade6673
      @spade6673 6 лет назад +3

      You again

    • @ninjadoge5978
      @ninjadoge5978 6 лет назад +1

      Cool Rhino101 you again?

    • @Aln1428
      @Aln1428 6 лет назад +1

      How do you have so many subcibers with no videos

    • @DriveLikeYourKids
      @DriveLikeYourKids 6 лет назад +1

      Amy Nielsen lol do they make playlists?

  • @jonathanfils7720
    @jonathanfils7720 6 лет назад +16

    I love you you’re the best vrGaming

  • @v0ided0ut37
    @v0ided0ut37 6 лет назад +33

    Y’all already know this is a good vid when you got lots of baskets

  • @bibelord
    @bibelord 6 лет назад +1

    Hi! Captein Sauce, I just want to say that you can change the value of the money, from P to $, in the game settings.
    Just in case you did't know. :) Love your channel and videos. :D

  • @benmoorlag4873
    @benmoorlag4873 6 лет назад +1

    Make a horror hous full of scary stuff, that would be fun and then you can see who likes horror the most, because the person who gives the most money likes horror the most, obviously.

  • @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874
    @sabrinaloizides-merideth9874 6 лет назад +1

    You need to put more fan art in the new house!

  • @robertskrinar6046
    @robertskrinar6046 3 года назад +1

    The cult of the saucey bunny!

  • @blitzythetrap113
    @blitzythetrap113 5 лет назад +6

    1:36 i was wacthing with no headphones and my dad walked in and heard the audio now im banned from internet for 3 days

  • @RealLofef
    @RealLofef 6 лет назад +3

    make a room that is a maze with a bunch of donkeys and a sauna at the end

  • @herramakkara8732
    @herramakkara8732 4 года назад +1

    I am finnish so when you said sauna i was like WHERE!!!!???

  • @kai_7319
    @kai_7319 6 лет назад +122

    Poop Shack Russian Billionaire

    • @kitsune6420
      @kitsune6420 6 лет назад +1

      💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💶💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💴💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷💷

    • @blossomcloud9678
      @blossomcloud9678 6 лет назад +1

      Lol yeshhhhh

    • @warper3723
      @warper3723 6 лет назад +4

      The company is called poop shat inc.

    • @seppalastname4574
      @seppalastname4574 6 лет назад +1

      warper 372 poop shack inc.

    • @jalenzaldivar7544
      @jalenzaldivar7544 6 лет назад +2

      Poop Shack Inc did a good job by making a bunny cult room in my house today

  • @tommyfox854
    @tommyfox854 6 лет назад +4

    This video was so weird that I don't have a comment to type other then what your reading right now.

  • @MsLily0181
    @MsLily0181 6 лет назад +2

    Finally I’ve been waiting forever WORTH IT

  • @maykdenouden2851
    @maykdenouden2851 6 лет назад +1

    Yes another captainsauce video
    Thank you
    Keep on the good work

  • @elcapitanamazing8687
    @elcapitanamazing8687 6 лет назад +1

    1:42 this is where the Chewboiye cult was born

  • @OpenSourceAct
    @OpenSourceAct 6 лет назад +1

    Capeton you should put more bunnies in the cult room

  • @tinafla1362
    @tinafla1362 4 года назад +1

    Make a captainsause based room (get EVERYTHING captainsause based from the shop and if you can't effort all of the then save money until you can)

    • @tinafla1362
      @tinafla1362 4 года назад +1

      Great idea!!

    • @datbotglo
      @datbotglo 4 года назад

      @@tinafla1362 u know thats ur own comment right?

  • @AlextwoDoesStuff
    @AlextwoDoesStuff Год назад

    I spent my first minute of my new years watching this
    Im proud

  • @Shadow_wo1f05
    @Shadow_wo1f05 6 лет назад

    1:31 the bunny god wants a blood sacrifice 😂

  • @justinwhite2725
    @justinwhite2725 6 лет назад

    12:11 You are changing it from Ocean Grey to Military Grey - something that should have been done a long time ago. (you probably won't get that reference)

  • @VoidlessOne
    @VoidlessOne 6 лет назад +2

    Nice work! =D

  • @capitanbotpup2121
    @capitanbotpup2121 6 лет назад

    Buy the house that says "Something to hide"Theres a secret room in the basment with a VERY VALUABLE PAINTING

  • @jeffdean9921
    @jeffdean9921 6 лет назад +1

    Awesome!!!!! Pls do more of this

  • @liamrequier6517
    @liamrequier6517 2 года назад +1

    i would pay top dollar for that basement

  • @tanyablazevich3878
    @tanyablazevich3878 5 лет назад

    3:56 the cure to depression

  • @fireheartLuke24v32
    @fireheartLuke24v32 6 лет назад +1

    Indefinite hold, the logic I use to not clean up my house

  • @Xrheignz
    @Xrheignz 3 года назад +1

    Its even funnier the 10th time i watch this vid

  • @whiteskull4901
    @whiteskull4901 6 лет назад +2

    Love your videos man keep up the great work 👍👍👍👍

  • @X-vivor
    @X-vivor 4 года назад +1

    houses don't need walls

  • @bonnetsisterlocation3164
    @bonnetsisterlocation3164 6 лет назад +1

    I love your videos captain sauce

  • @gennienepigatt2323
    @gennienepigatt2323 6 лет назад +4

    Please please make a batman house or room

  • @GizmoGuy57015
    @GizmoGuy57015 Год назад +2

    He’s planning to breed furniture. Makes complete sense!

  • @arthurmorgan9813
    @arthurmorgan9813 6 лет назад +1

    Great big dude love it

  • @fleshychillface8005
    @fleshychillface8005 4 года назад

    15:21 was really satisfying

  • @honeyitsyourgrandmawhatsas8429
    @honeyitsyourgrandmawhatsas8429 6 лет назад +6

    U mess With The bunny u get The gunny

  • @randomrhythm3693
    @randomrhythm3693 6 лет назад

    Captainsauce:
    Making a bunny cult with his picture behind him so it takes a second before you realise the bunny

  • @imwealthy
    @imwealthy 6 лет назад

    Woah I was just watching another video of Cap’s, the lord has answered to my prayers.

  • @orcaolivegames
    @orcaolivegames Месяц назад

    You sound insane in the opening, I love it!

  • @riybug
    @riybug 6 лет назад

    You should play Papers Please ! It’d be so fun seeing you play it!

  • @GhostHelwig
    @GhostHelwig 6 лет назад

    I think your trolling may have reached peak levels with that last house. The game couldn’t keep up. 😂
    My only recommendation again is lots of colors. So many of these houses are so boring. Spruce it up! Paint a tiny corner neon orange. Go for the whole Captain Sauce color scheme even. The house is your canvas, and it needs art. And bunnies. Lots and lots of bunnies. 🐰

  • @bdlc9952
    @bdlc9952 3 года назад

    the classic sideways TV just what everbody needed

  • @wildwestpiano3435
    @wildwestpiano3435 6 лет назад +8

    my boi finally got his old haircut back

    • @grahamd8297
      @grahamd8297 6 лет назад

      Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeey

  • @expiredlunch
    @expiredlunch 5 лет назад

    (watches Make2)
    oh wow, this is really nice. They have good taste. 9/10.
    (watches Captain Sauce)
    this guy is insane. who would put a toilet in their frikkin' kitchen?
    1,000/10

  • @NubNublet
    @NubNublet 4 года назад

    The crooked paintings are too crooked that it isn’t annoying. If it were ever so slightly crooked, however, I would be pulling my hair out.

  • @Paradox_Alucard
    @Paradox_Alucard 6 лет назад +1

    Guns Bunny's and knife's and bear's (I love your videos)

  • @lilpp6797
    @lilpp6797 6 лет назад +1

    Just looked at socialblade, grats cap always nice to see ur doing well

  • @kmariep2425
    @kmariep2425 6 лет назад

    I think you should place a car in every room in the next house you flip.

  • @EscapedPixel
    @EscapedPixel 5 лет назад +3

    The TV is the same as the game called House Party or Party House ether way its the same TV

  • @Angeliccollecting
    @Angeliccollecting 6 лет назад

    Hi I'm all the way from England. I've been watching you for almost 5 years

  • @richman4518
    @richman4518 5 лет назад +3

    Scandinavian is viking I know that cuz I'm Scandinavian

    • @tinksthesphynx2905
      @tinksthesphynx2905 4 года назад

      I kno because I'm british and british was invaded by viking

  • @juicetin9981
    @juicetin9981 6 лет назад

    Cap sauce I have been binge watching this like 3 times today just got back from watching you're ark scorched earth

  • @isaacfrand7209
    @isaacfrand7209 3 года назад

    6:35 - maximum gaming experience 101

  • @birdbrainkylee4199
    @birdbrainkylee4199 6 лет назад +1

    Love you Cap 😙

  • @petethompson721
    @petethompson721 Год назад

    its sad when the bunny cult is the most normal room in the house

  • @Coolboy10M
    @Coolboy10M 6 лет назад

    so it turns out this game has a MAJOR wicker shortage! Ok, I wanted to decorate intierly out of wicker, and they've got nothing but the baskets! So we need to fix that. I've decided, we're going to open a breeding program right here in the middle of the house. I've got a bunch of wicker baskets, I've got the world's tiniest lamps, and an assortment of other types of furniture, and we're just going to let them co-mingle, and hopefully crossbreed some interesting furniture. I don't know if you can have a wicker TV, but I figured it was worth the try."
    *Intro*
    "What's up guys and welcome back to house flipper! So last episode we bought our very first home. It was a monumental occasion for poop shack incorporated and we immediately began outfitting it with the best of the best. Such as shower TV's, and kitchen toilets. And I thought these were genius ideas, but I wanted to hear from you guys. So I left on the question 'what should we do to our home?' and the most popular answer that I got, had something to do with rooms full of guns and bunnies. So... Let's make a bunny-gun room. Being our first house it's not exactly the biggest, so we're either gonna have to put the bunny guns the-the gunny buns? Either way we're gonna have to put all of the armed rabbits in either the living room, the bedroom, or..... Probably the basement. Yeah we should probably put them in the basement come to think of it. We already have a masterpiece waiting down here, we can kinda build around this. I wouldn't go so far as to say that I'm starting a cult, but it definitely feels like it! Anybody can come down here, and make a sacrifice, to the bunny God. Actually this doesn't feel right. What if I did... Something like that, there we go, that's much better! Were gonna have to work on the lighting. I know people wanted guns, but I felt knives would be a little bit more personal for bunny, But we'll get guns.I actually got a lot of comments from people last episode saying 'ya know, why don't you just sell everything in the house, and then sell the house, and you'll earn a ton of money'. But that's not really how it works. Like when I bought the home, I bought everything inside of it, and if I sell it then the home is just worth less, and I end up making the same amount of money. Like for example, If I'm gonna buy the shotgun off the store right now for $100, I'll then put it in my house, and it might add $150 worth of value to it. So when I go and sell the house, I'll have made a $50 profit to it. Or at least that's how it's supposed to work right? I'm not sure if that's gonna be the case when people see the crazy bunny cult in the basement. This might be a detriment to value, but, I just love it so much. I don't know how the auctioneers feel about it come to think of it. Has anybody been shuffling around? Maybe if a get a couple more shotguns on the walls. Anybody interested in that kind of thing? They're very quiet today. nobody's moving position, nobody's saying anything. Oh, okay! The clean cut guy, the military looking guy seems to have moved up a little bit. So maybe he wants something a little more military grade. What if we get... Say an M16 riffle or two! 8 times scope, we could slap those on the wall. Oh the family over took him! What!? Why does the family of five like the military grade weaponry more? Okay you know what? Don't question things, just finish the gun room. Oh the old man wants in, it's just a fierce battle right now. You think there's such thing as too many handguns?Because somebody's gonna come down here and think 'whoa, whoa, twelve hand guns!? Because I really wanted a house with like, six or seven. And one less, strange, demonic bunny'. Okay I think this looks pretty good, but it could definitely use one more thing. Almost, almost... There we go! It's really wierd installing a tiolet in the middle of a basement by flashlight, but I feel like that is the perfect, strange, bunny cult room. You could just sit there, and crap your pants in terror. Since we already have a TV in the shower, and in the kitchen, I don't think we really need one here in the living room. So I was thinking about what we could put here instead, and my gut says sauna. What if we turn the middle of the house, into a sauna. So that's a sauna heater. There should be a bunch of other sauna gear I believe. Sauna headlift, sauna bucket with laddle? Okay bucket with laddle. Put you there. I've never done anything sauna related in this game, so I have no idea what I'm doing. Okay, yeah we could just put a bench here. I don't suppose this is going to be useable. Can I turn you on and make it all steamy in here? That'd be cool. Oh, the family of five likes it! As you would. We could have are sharp and pointy utensils dangling above the TV, I like it! And it even matches the cabinets, very nice.Okay. I also got a ton of towels because, people pay handsomely for towels. I'm not sure what else we could put in here, I feel like I've seen just about everything. Like 'other' has some interesting things, but then it just has like garbage bins and wicker bins. Okay yeah you know what? We don't have nearly enough wicker. We need more wicker, ALL THE WICKER! So it turns out this game has a major wicker shortage, ok. I wanted to decorate entirely out of wicker and they've got nothing but the basket! So we need to fix that. I've decided, we're going to open a breeding program right here in the middle of the house. I've got a bunch of wicker baskets, I've got the world's tiniest lamps, and an assortment of other types of furniture, and we're just going to let them co-mingle, and hopefully crossbreed some interesting furniture. I don't know if you can have a wicker TV, but I figured it was worth the try. I really wish I could work the sauna and make it a little steamy right in here, or dim the lights, play some music, Anything! There absolutely no atmosphere, it's as dead as a doornail. Maybe they just don't wanna all have their wierd wicker orgy with me watching? How about we do something in the bedroom! What could we do here? Were gonna leave that floating pizza. Uh we have a bare wall, we have TV's! Ooh I like that! What if we just make a wall covered in TV's? Can I oh oh okay! Well, you know what? I've had a lot of people say you can never have too many TV's, we're certainly gonna put that to the test. Again, this may have been a massive waste of money but do they all work? Of course they all work because I'm the master TV installer! Okay! So, we have the floating pizza TV room, we have the Wicker breeding operation. Downstairs we have the Cult of the bunny. I think we're pretty good. Right, I'm not sure if the anything else we need to do. We could try to sell the house. Okay, so I bought this house for 4.9 Million roubles, and I've been working on it for an hour and a half in real time, but I have no idea what it's gonna sell for because I have to actually go to auction. Uuhhh I don't like auctions. Do you think people are going to be receptive to our changes? Oh screw it it's worth a try ok here we go. Ok georgio what do you have to say? 'big bedroom how sweet. I don't understand what I need this kitchen for'. Well clearly for breeding wicker! 'pictures add character to the house, I wanted one bedroom not to' there's only one bedroom where else are you going to sleep? With the wicker! 'i like that I have a place to sleep. I wanted a bedroom in my house but only one bedroom' ThErE's OnLy OnE bEdRoOm WhAt ArE pEoPlE gEtTiNg On WiTh!?!? 'I want to rent this to two people, so it would be great if the will have a place to sleep' WQXZFGJXYGHSG!!!Apparently there's two bedrooms! Why is there some people saying there's two and some saying there's one!? I can't keep up! Oh my God look at the prices! I only just realized! I was reading about everybody's complaints I never even realized they were offering me eight-NiNe! 9.9 million roubles! I'm rich! I doubled my money! Oh, did I double my money? I could technically accept, or I could refuse. or I could negotiate. Uhh, negotiate offer? Ooohh, do I have good negotiation skills? Umm, so wha- how does this work? Wait a minute is that me!? Is that the face of poop shack incorporated? We finally see the Mastermind! And then Rafael Erko, is the one who wants to get the wicker bunny house. Ok. Oh propose to increase payment by! I thought this was how much he was gonna pay me. So I want you to pay me about a million more roubles. 'your offer is too low, I can sell you the house for 1 million more' 'cool I'll take it!' I was coming in high to start things off, I would've accepted way mo- I mean thank you, thank you very much. I appreciate it. SoOoOoOoOoOo accept? I think we just sold our first house! I think I just over doubled my money on the most batshit crazy house I've ever seen!
    THIS TOOK A WHILE....

  • @charliedoesrandomcrap1623
    @charliedoesrandomcrap1623 6 лет назад +3

    Hey captain sauce

  • @nelsonbucklew290
    @nelsonbucklew290 6 лет назад +4

    "Do you think there's such thing as too many handguns?"
    Me: *sees the floor covered in handguns* "No....Not at all..."

    • @samwinger6155
      @samwinger6155 4 года назад

      When someone asks you that question... Play it safe and say no

  • @powdereyes2210
    @powdereyes2210 2 года назад

    I realized... he’s talking to himself with a camera on him while looking at what he does in a game
    No wonder when I tried doing that I felt lonely because I was trying to talk to someone who wasn’t there... yet

  • @Epicprogamer-xi7zc
    @Epicprogamer-xi7zc 6 лет назад +24

    I don't know what to comment, so hi

  • @choreographerjaedon2455
    @choreographerjaedon2455 4 года назад +1

    When he was doing mr otnis voice he sounded like gru

  • @emmettsantos1204
    @emmettsantos1204 6 лет назад +1

    Add a mirror room please!

  • @ducky4889
    @ducky4889 6 лет назад

    upside down room would look really strange

  • @msolloso
    @msolloso 5 лет назад

    I caught myself saying I want to see your bunny Colt before the video because I've already seen it

  • @saarcouckuyt6808
    @saarcouckuyt6808 6 лет назад

    turn it into a brothel, the family would love that.

  • @Spoooodle
    @Spoooodle 5 лет назад

    Captainsauce is Canadian but he is fanning us bills