I Regret Stealing From A Haunted House - Thief Simulator

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 лет назад +43

    9:51 It's mostly psychological. You don't expect it to be scary so you don't mentally prepare yourself for it. Because of this, it scares you more than it would otherwise. Doesn't hurt it's a genuinely decent horror experience.

    • @Eclipsity
      @Eclipsity 9 месяцев назад +1

      That's why .exe things were so popular awhile back. Taking something innocent, and turning it into a horror thing.

  • @brianrobbins1961
    @brianrobbins1961 5 лет назад +473

    Just imagine a REAL thief actually saying everything Captain Sauce said in the video but while ACTUALLY robbing a house.

    • @kathie6106
      @kathie6106 5 лет назад +16

      Lol he gon get caught.

    • @Nightdreamr
      @Nightdreamr 5 лет назад +64

      You're just relaxing in your house and then suddenly from the basement you hear 'I knew it! I knew the baby would be worth money!'

    • @brianrobbins1961
      @brianrobbins1961 5 лет назад +16

      @@Nightdreamr i am constantly giggling!

    • @brianrobbins1961
      @brianrobbins1961 5 лет назад +8

      @@Nightdreamr i was about to say that i was constantly *v*iggling.

    • @brianrobbins1961
      @brianrobbins1961 5 лет назад +4

      @@Nightdreamr ha!

  • @desiterdane4286
    @desiterdane4286 5 лет назад +314

    "I knew the baby would be worth money"
    -Captainsauce 2019

  • @solared
    @solared 5 лет назад +115

    Imagine if there was a mod for thief simulator, where the security guards, instead of teasing you say: "STOP! You've violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit."
    That would be fun

    • @tcrazy2333
      @tcrazy2333 4 года назад +1

      OBLIVION!!

    • @first-last8177
      @first-last8177 3 года назад +2

      Did you mean to say not fun

    • @solared
      @solared 3 года назад +2

      @@first-last8177 no, it would be fun. Oblivion is legendary

    • @first-last8177
      @first-last8177 3 года назад

      @@solared I have questions Why why why??????¿

    • @solared
      @solared 3 года назад +2

      @@first-last8177 Oblivion was a great game and a reference to one of the iconic lines from it would be fun.

  • @windee5714
    @windee5714 4 года назад +55

    Captain * goes into spoopy basement *
    Also captain: gets distracted by butt manikins

  • @grantarmstrong2968
    @grantarmstrong2968 5 лет назад +14

    I like how everyone I've ever met believes that if you stay on the wall of a maze you will always find the end, but if it's a circular maze with the end in the middle, then you would do a complete circle and end up back at the beginning

  • @TheGreatBandoodler
    @TheGreatBandoodler 5 лет назад +43

    Wow this channel has grown so much! I was watching back when you were still starting Polybridge, and it's a pleasant surprise to see how big you have gotten. Good work my captain!
    *salutes*

  • @jaspermaij3753
    @jaspermaij3753 5 лет назад +7

    3:18 there were 2 boys in France, who had robbed a house and were hiding in a cave, and they used your trick: keep one hand on the wall and follow it. Only the cave was circular, and they had their hand on the wrong wall. They were found a week later, dead

  • @epicmadness1110
    @epicmadness1110 5 лет назад +536

    My friend once said...
    "Halloween is the only time of year when identity theft is socially acceptable."

    • @angrymonkey2517
      @angrymonkey2517 5 лет назад +26

      IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM

    • @chrismarten5115
      @chrismarten5115 5 лет назад +7

      @@angrymonkey2517 his friend isn't wrong if you think about it

    • @angrymonkey2517
      @angrymonkey2517 5 лет назад +14

      It was a reference to the office

    • @chrismarten5115
      @chrismarten5115 5 лет назад +5

      @@angrymonkey2517 sorry never seen it

    • @eliasosmany1456
      @eliasosmany1456 5 лет назад +6

      @@angrymonkey2517 Good Refence 👍👍its from the office if you don't know the reference

  • @Vinnare
    @Vinnare 5 лет назад +13

    captainsuace your channel is awesome and i think thief simulator is one of the best series

  • @MolarOfficeFixer
    @MolarOfficeFixer 5 лет назад +237

    “That brings a new meaning to DUMMY THICC”

    • @thatoneradiohost2737
      @thatoneradiohost2737 5 лет назад +2

      Drake Moore I was gonna comment that 😭

    • @arabellamullins487
      @arabellamullins487 5 лет назад +5

      @Flying Fish go to bed little billy it's 3am

    • @emeraldthefox6679
      @emeraldthefox6679 5 лет назад +2

      I didn’t expect to hear that from captan sauce when I woke up

    • @benjongonzales8824
      @benjongonzales8824 5 лет назад +1

      I mean... the joke’s ok...

    • @kyky7990
      @kyky7990 5 лет назад +1

      I thought that was the original meaning?????????????!!!!!????

  • @rmdhn1
    @rmdhn1 5 лет назад +354

    "it's the one time a year where it's socially acceptable to hit roadsigns"

    • @SpecterDiego
      @SpecterDiego 5 лет назад +7

      I just wanna know if it is actually a road sign or a certain something that walks around sidewalks asking for candy...

    • @xgodlyjakex3404
      @xgodlyjakex3404 5 лет назад +1

      gaaaaaayyyy

    • @Silver-Synthesis
      @Silver-Synthesis 5 лет назад +1

      Someone STOP him.

    • @rayraykoon4468
      @rayraykoon4468 5 лет назад

      Creepy statue ain’t gonna kill me

    • @tabathacrothers6012
      @tabathacrothers6012 5 лет назад

      Rmdhn nice u can cope cap now try doing it your self loser

  • @MrAnimator_hii
    @MrAnimator_hii 5 лет назад +150

    2:24
    “Trick or Treat” saying while swinging a crowbar at a guard.
    Me: I got a feeling there’s gonna be a lot of trick in that crowbar. And blood on the crowbar.

  • @Scarfy101
    @Scarfy101 5 лет назад +62

    captainsauce: If you were an 8 year old lookng for a fist full of diabities you would go to this house right?
    me: *bursts out laughing at 1am*

    • @Scarfy101
      @Scarfy101 5 лет назад +6

      @@mechykb8624 here, you keep your sense of comedy i keep mine.

    • @kingroaster8608
      @kingroaster8608 3 года назад

      @Verazs which guy,

    • @CombatPilot1
      @CombatPilot1 2 года назад +1

      same

  • @darkfire9358
    @darkfire9358 5 лет назад +15

    Ah yes must have the dummy thinckness must have!!!
    Realy good video btw!! When i have a bad day i watch your video and i feel so much better!! And i love your content and jokes!! Hope you grow to become a big yt channel one day!! ❤❤❤❤

  • @abraneveah5677
    @abraneveah5677 4 года назад +1

    Okay, but i'm rewatching this a while later, and ever since watching this episode the first time when it came out... I have actually used the factoid about how not to get lost in a maze a surprisingly large amount? Why did that specific bit of advice actually apply to my life?

  • @rjgamergod171
    @rjgamergod171 5 лет назад +24

    "It was nice speaking to you im taking your child".
    -Captiansauce 2019

  • @Phoenix_Skel
    @Phoenix_Skel 2 года назад +2

    So funny story, back in 1892, a Florida man/artist was looking for inspiration for his next piece, and what he decided to do was throw a canvas of a giant crack in the ground off the tallest build he could find, then he painted THE DESTROYED PAINTING.

  • @ChimeraGuy
    @ChimeraGuy 5 лет назад +100

    “You wanna know one trick to never get lost in a maze”
    Me : *Don’t go into a maze*

  • @kake3576
    @kake3576 5 лет назад +54

    Captain Sauce: go’s trick or treating.
    Captain Sauce: Hello Mam.
    Women who just found a grown man in her house saying hello looking for candy:
    :O

    • @frozenflame3338
      @frozenflame3338 5 лет назад +2

      None the less, a grown man wearing pitch-black clothing while crouching. :P

    • @thunderlordabove420
      @thunderlordabove420 3 года назад +1

      @@frozenflame3338 correction: velociraptor crouching

  • @kaoticchaipanda475
    @kaoticchaipanda475 5 лет назад +15

    “That brings a whole new meaning to Dummy Thic”
    -Captain Sauce

  • @tim2001tw
    @tim2001tw 4 года назад +1

    perfection.. a Halloween episode and the views are 666k.. the best amount for a Halloween vid

  • @TestAccount666
    @TestAccount666 5 лет назад +10

    The subtitles are hilarious...
    "Welcome back to beef simulator"

  • @MrAnimator_hii
    @MrAnimator_hii 5 лет назад +66

    5:50
    “It’s knee high!!”
    Me: Waist high. That ledge is about half your height

    • @littleboww._
      @littleboww._ 5 лет назад +2

      teacher: who said it’s knee high? Am I right or am I right

    • @lonewalling938
      @lonewalling938 4 года назад

      My god, years ago absolutely no one got likes on their comments. Now you can get near 100 without saying anything.

  • @idkwhattfimdoin
    @idkwhattfimdoin 5 лет назад +97

    “Do i really gotta wander around in this maze with spooky scary... music?”
    That’s not right captainsauce - 2019

  • @saulhernandez6332
    @saulhernandez6332 5 лет назад +130

    "I swore i wouldint hit on the monster anymore " r/holdup

  • @Mumphler
    @Mumphler 5 лет назад +8

    “Well it was nice speaking to you I’m taking your child have a nice day”

  • @christinedavis4402
    @christinedavis4402 5 лет назад +34

    Hi cap I dout you will see this but have a good day to whoever is seeing this and happy Halloween

  • @geodoesathing9600
    @geodoesathing9600 5 лет назад +87

    Nobody
    CaptainSauce: *fricks a haunted mannequin

  • @theonlydinoshark9304
    @theonlydinoshark9304 Год назад +2

    HEY CAPTAIN SAUCE!
    There is a new theif simulator out for VR!

  • @ryangrabham8526
    @ryangrabham8526 5 лет назад +2

    Hey captain I just wanted to say thank you for being such a great you tuber and bringing happy Ness to me and other people when I am down also love the paint the town red vids

  • @myithspa25
    @myithspa25 Год назад +1

    3:08 that's a really good tip for any maze, even haunted ones.

  • @josephsimmons8
    @josephsimmons8 3 года назад +8

    I can only imagine cap being a actual theif

    • @Zero_Kool_Aid
      @Zero_Kool_Aid 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @sparrowEP
      @sparrowEP 11 месяцев назад

      "hey you cant see me YOU CANT SEE ME IM A BUSH STOP POINTING A GUN AT A BUSH IM A BUSH YOU CANT SEE ME *taser fires* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *laughs* "

  • @Shivablade
    @Shivablade 5 лет назад +2

    Watching all your thief simulator vids i picked it up myself. you say they have updates and it sounds like they have a new game + that lets you use a cloaking field or something, some new tool, you should give it another spin for us fans :)

  • @scriptz_x3214
    @scriptz_x3214 3 года назад +4

    i miss this series, it was my favorite ):

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 5 лет назад +1

    Halloween is the one time of year where it's socially acceptable to give candy to kids.
    The rest of the year it's always, "Hey, what are you doing you creep?!" or, "Didn't I already tell you to stay away from my kids?" or even, "Mommy told me not to go into strange white vans."
    I swear, the nerve of some people. If I want to give candy to children from inside my nondescript white van I should be able to!

  • @blackcat8104
    @blackcat8104 5 лет назад +2

    0:56 I literally just took a bite of a Kit Kat as you were saying that...lol

  • @hampal5876
    @hampal5876 3 года назад +1

    9:59 You’re in for some Heavy Rain now

  • @jamesisacatfisher7329
    @jamesisacatfisher7329 5 лет назад +8

    Halloween is the only time of the year when you can go into someone’s basement and hump a doll
    7:53

  • @hadesfury6963
    @hadesfury6963 3 года назад +2

    When he said I’m going to open this door a YT notification pooped up with the title of the vid being “DONT OPEN THE DOOR” lmfao

  • @pixelschubser2556
    @pixelschubser2556 5 лет назад +2

    I love it when you play horror games xD
    can you please do annother part on "Escape The Ayuwoki"? Would love to see that !!!

  • @trashbugg
    @trashbugg 5 лет назад +1

    Yeah this video definitely further proves my point on why Cap is my favorite RUclipsr

  • @draighholbrook7632
    @draighholbrook7632 5 лет назад +23

    “He’s righ- spefkenzhqnahnfj” CaptainSauce

  • @charliedougherty4056
    @charliedougherty4056 4 года назад +1

    Please do another. This is my favorite series.

  • @dkonyt1
    @dkonyt1 5 лет назад +4

    YES! MORE OF THIS GAME!

  • @pixelrays
    @pixelrays 5 лет назад +1

    Yes I have been waiting so long for these vids

  • @Misanthropic_0
    @Misanthropic_0 5 лет назад +3

    "That brings a whole new meaning to dummy thicc"- Captain Sause

  • @Gansterboy1130
    @Gansterboy1130 5 лет назад +1

    finally more ive been waiting for u to play this again !

  • @grater3403
    @grater3403 5 лет назад +3

    Captainsause:Do you want to meet my son?
    Captainsause 3 seconds later:Were is my son? Have you seen my son?

  • @opmaster5665
    @opmaster5665 5 лет назад

    Captainsauce I'm very happy with ya. Your making so many videos to continue from the past! Also, can you plz make another sub zero subnautica??? Thanks

  • @shokilp6383
    @shokilp6383 4 года назад +4

    10:21 captain sauce: *sees dummy, turns out flashlight and then realises that the dummy is gone*
    Me:*stops the video and thinks about live*

  • @Carricx
    @Carricx 4 года назад +1

    There's a VR version of this game now and i think it would be amazing if you played that

  • @doramartinez8904
    @doramartinez8904 5 лет назад +3

    YOU SHOULD HAVE MORE THAN 1 MILLION

  • @FriendlySerial
    @FriendlySerial 5 лет назад +2

    After Halloween is over, it’s Halloween season again.

  • @zeffafx9452
    @zeffafx9452 5 лет назад +8

    I love this game love to see gou playing it again!!!

  • @duncanbaker3629
    @duncanbaker3629 4 года назад +2

    My mind was wandering and some how it got thief percolator and I found it amusing
    and I don't know why

  • @thebruhman1173
    @thebruhman1173 5 лет назад +32

    “That’s a whole new meaning to “Dummy Thic”

    • @thebruhman1173
      @thebruhman1173 5 лет назад

      Damn it I did it wrong

    • @kawaiidesuweedy1745
      @kawaiidesuweedy1745 5 лет назад +1

      @@thebruhman1173 its dummy thiccc

    • @ultragaminggod199
      @ultragaminggod199 5 лет назад +2

      @@kawaiidesuweedy1745 no its dummy thicccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

    • @dantacyyy2723
      @dantacyyy2723 5 лет назад +2

      @@ultragaminggod199 no its Dummy *T H I C C*

    • @blurglehus7348
      @blurglehus7348 5 лет назад +1

      *THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCÇÇCCCÇCCCCCÇCCCCÇCÇCC*

  • @fuzzbuddy3729
    @fuzzbuddy3729 5 лет назад +1

    a couple of VR games you should check out:
    Thief simulator VR
    kung fu town (looks like paint the town red VR)
    First Impact: Rise of a Hero
    Fast and low
    i haven't played any of these but they really looked like your thing and i love your vr video's.

  • @flufox_is_a_loser
    @flufox_is_a_loser 4 года назад +2

    cs: that brings a whole new meaning to the dummy thick
    me: same

  • @yondermonkey
    @yondermonkey 3 года назад +2

    11:00 dummy thick hahahah

  • @Xrheignz
    @Xrheignz 4 года назад +3

    Pls do more thief simulator videos

  • @1233K
    @1233K 5 лет назад +2

    When Thief Simulator VR comes out please make a video on it!

  • @orangygrapefruit7466
    @orangygrapefruit7466 5 лет назад +6

    it's like hello neighbour all over again
    -me 2019

  • @annmariemcfarland4278
    @annmariemcfarland4278 5 лет назад +1

    You are my fav RUclipsr and we need more 3 random games plssssssss

  • @duckindonuts
    @duckindonuts 5 лет назад +4

    Cap: The whole new meaning of dummy thic

  • @FatFiber8096
    @FatFiber8096 5 месяцев назад +2

    2:07 he looks so menacing

  • @MrAnimator_hii
    @MrAnimator_hii 5 лет назад +6

    5:28
    “And... I am so not going in the basement with a baby, *NOPE*”
    Me: Let the baby drown. Do the bunny ritual from the one episode of house flipper.

  • @terrorrhys
    @terrorrhys 5 лет назад +1

    Now my way of not being terrified by games like such with Halloween updates like such is that the spooky monsters can't taze you only the guards can

  • @zedrimau
    @zedrimau 5 лет назад +4

    The dummy's are scp peanut here's proof:
    He could see them with light on but when he switched the light off and back on it moved
    Extra proof: 10:13

  • @Y_Naser
    @Y_Naser 4 года назад +1

    Anyone from 2020. Captain sauce: if you ever get lost in a maze keep your hands in the wall and keep going . Everyone from 2020: aaa no thank you I don’t want to get sick

  • @antgamer8758
    @antgamer8758 5 лет назад +3

    Captain sauce:that brings a whole new meaning to dummy thick
    me:lol

  • @thebesthumantolive
    @thebesthumantolive 5 лет назад +2

    He says there is no entrance because the basement has no stairs... my friend I know you don’t go outside that much but there is something called front doors.

  • @kekahoz
    @kekahoz 5 лет назад +3

    Hello, CaptainSauce!

  • @lukeabbott4118
    @lukeabbott4118 5 лет назад

    You are my favorite youtuber and have inspired me to make my own channel in the future. I love your videos keep making great content!

  • @MrAnimator_hii
    @MrAnimator_hii 5 лет назад +8

    3:45
    “Would you like to see my...son..... where did my son go?”
    Me: *irresponsible noises*

  • @Pieterlouis4040
    @Pieterlouis4040 Год назад +1

    i've been laughing my ass of the entire timewhile whatching this
    every time he gets frightend it's the funniest thing in the world

  • @teejayyy2145
    @teejayyy2145 5 лет назад +3

    Yay thief simulator :D

  • @phatassphilip1892
    @phatassphilip1892 5 лет назад +1

    This reminds me of that Paint the town red episode where Captainsauce breaks into a haunted house to "steal five dollars worth of stuff and gets jumped by a naked man ghost cult"

  • @max.h.t6393
    @max.h.t6393 5 лет назад +3

    Captain sauce: I really don’t want to see what I ran into
    Also captain sauce: Ooo

  • @BrierBurBRIto
    @BrierBurBRIto 4 года назад +1

    "Have you seen my son?!"
    Marlin? That you?

  • @Depression---
    @Depression--- 5 лет назад +11

    Security shoots cap who is on a bush
    Me: AMERICAN SNIPER

    • @juanpunchman2868
      @juanpunchman2868 5 лет назад +1

      Standing on a bush with a taser in all black around 2 metres away at night

    • @reduxdd
      @reduxdd 5 лет назад

      Shoots* ;-;

  • @alndorobertson2976
    @alndorobertson2976 5 лет назад +3

    "We just dshdsdhduh"
    -CaptainSauce 2019

  • @davidfaller5118
    @davidfaller5118 5 лет назад +4

    You should do a battle cats video on the collaboration going on now.

  • @imakeplaylists159
    @imakeplaylists159 5 лет назад +1

    One year ago "Why is house flipper actually scary?" "Now, why do these games do such a good job of being scary?"
    Some things never change!;-)

  • @noahsolomon6777
    @noahsolomon6777 5 лет назад +22

    Cap what ever happened to you saying you were going to play the Stanley parable?

  • @TobinTGaming
    @TobinTGaming 5 лет назад +1

    Great graphics

  • @liamprogamer2322
    @liamprogamer2322 5 лет назад +4

    ""And of course I watched every episode of bendy And the ink machine on youtube beforehand""

  • @Batman-nw8zb
    @Batman-nw8zb 5 лет назад +2

    Absolutely nobody: I hate creepy dolls
    Captainsauce: lets hit on one

  • @onionman5443
    @onionman5443 5 лет назад +2

    "Im gonna take your baby...and probably burn it when i get home..." 100% Not Captainsuace 2019

  • @bigking7469
    @bigking7469 4 года назад +2

    You should make more episodes

  • @complexed2250
    @complexed2250 5 лет назад +6

    Hweo

  • @tOxicPete
    @tOxicPete 5 лет назад +1

    I love the reoccuring complaining about the overpriced climbing gloves x-)

  • @Firefox-iu1bh
    @Firefox-iu1bh 5 лет назад +12

    Hi captainsauce do you think you could do sims4 videos every once a month
    Pls like so he can see

    • @doramartinez8904
      @doramartinez8904 5 лет назад +1

      Oratile He already did a few Sims4 series and he said he started getting bored of it so he’s probably not going to do it

  • @Sub-cl4qo
    @Sub-cl4qo 4 года назад +1

    Thank you, Cap, you just made my fear of watching this video after midnight less spooky, especially with the new meaning of dummy thicc and the... dummy uh... that, anyways, thanks.
    Now I’m just imagining the home alone house full of people and babies like
    “Sweetie, where’s Steve?”
    “I don’t know hunny, I’m doing the dishes!”
    “Dammit.”
    “There he is, get him in the car, Steve, we gotta go!”
    “Googoo gaga”
    “Hunny, why is the baby in the basement?”
    “Don’t know.”

  • @Gary118
    @Gary118 5 лет назад +8

    I wonder when Kevin is coming back yes church I’m coming of soon Look out for s14 of red vs blue coming soon

    • @nightshadowdarkthenomad6023
      @nightshadowdarkthenomad6023 5 лет назад +1

      Caboose god dammit caboose,

    • @Gary118
      @Gary118 5 лет назад

      What did i did ... CHURCH tuckers in a pool of jam again

    • @brittwicklund1752
      @brittwicklund1752 5 лет назад +1

      Caboose What are you trying to say?

    • @Gary118
      @Gary118 5 лет назад

      Britt Wicklund freckles has stoped working properly ... church HELP pls wait he can’t here me ... and it’s on fire perfect and I’m on fire to yay

    • @nightshadowdarkthenomad6023
      @nightshadowdarkthenomad6023 5 лет назад

      @@brittwicklund1752 Its Caboose

  • @Glowzz_Btw
    @Glowzz_Btw Год назад +1

    7:53 AYO what are you doing 💀

  • @DLCbenn
    @DLCbenn 5 лет назад +4

    ɴᴏᴡ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ: Despacito
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  • @Red-dead-dude217
    @Red-dead-dude217 11 месяцев назад +1

    Captain just to say the game had a big update even a whole new neighborhood

  • @cooperyt6
    @cooperyt6 5 лет назад +3

    reply if you breath

  • @Matt3
    @Matt3 5 лет назад

    ok this is creepy. i rewatched the series and you upload this a day later