Spoiler Alert: He burns toast one morning and sees the face of Donald Trump in the slice of bread. That is how he knows Trump will be the next president. *Roll credits*
Was feeling pretty down because of this ridiculous medical bill this hospital wants me to pay but listening to this clip helped. So thank you for the upload!
Just watched the movie with some friends and some alcohol. We were really expecting the movie to be crazier. We did not expect the second half of this two hour movie to just be business owners and random assholes talking directly to the camera about how great Trump is.
Everytime I poop I think was the hall of presidents what do they mean to me what does that mean to me its like the entire history of the United States flashes before my eyes as I drop one delicious do straight down the toilet
Ok so this movie could have been really good. It could have been about a firefighter grappling with the fact that he risks his life to save people who thinks are throwing their lives away (evangelical perspective of addicts), and he has to contemplate his beliefs because of this.
As a literal child I saved my neighbor's house from burning down after some leaves fell onto an exposed electrical cable they had accidentally dug up. Its disturbing to think I went through more and showed more bravery than some real-ass firefighters whose literal job it is.
Good evening, one ticket for the movie where a bunch of corn fed middle American rural Christians blow ancient Jewish battle horns over the phone on election night please.
I've been playing Elden Ring a lot, and when I rewatched this movie I was just waiting for the scene where the prophet fire fighter guy's eyes were burning out of his skull because he just ended up contacting the Frenzied Flame and he's just talking about how Jesus wants him to reduce reality to it's primordial state. Then the brain spasmy doctor and his wife are just like yep Jesus beamed that directly into his brain as his flaming eyeholes are dripping burning eye goo everywhere.
It's hilariously accurate for all the wrong reasons (they are both corrupt and vaguely orange). Like, they could have gone with Moses, David, Menachem Ben Judah, Judah Maccabee... Even Ben-Gurion or Sharon. But no, they picked fuckin' Bobo lol. Like no shit he will "be as Netanyahu to America"... A corrupt contemporary leader. There's nothing at all special about that outside of the faux-biblical language.
Heads up comrade: The last 7-8ish minutes are repeating the audio from before. The whole bit about how the guy basically has no reaction to having his faith & the existence of god 100% confirmed.
So his doctor was basically a Shaman/witch doctor. Which is pretty funny considering how the people this movie is meant for would knee-jerk react to those names. Edit: oh nevermind, they acknowledged it. I should probably join the show, huh? I should also listen to the whole thing before I comment a little more.
I listen to these on the treadmill and it never occurs to me until later that the people behind me can only assume I'm listening to this for reals. It's embarrassing.
I asked a doctor if they knew any psychiatric clinics that operate in the area while I was there for something routine and he looked at me like I was retarded. This guy told his doctor about his dreams and was diagnosed with being an Oracle.
I mean the eventual end of neoliberalism is close. Trump was the first nail in the coffin and signifies the illusion created by neoliberals is wearing thin. Liberals are far more infatuated with American propaganda than the right is. It's terrifying. This trend will continue. "HOW COULD WE ELECT SOMEONE LIKE TRUMP UNAMERICAN"!!! No trump is america.
@@Baseballnfj so what comes after neoliberalism do you think? Also what tells you it’s ending? Also, when you say liberals fall for American propaganda more, you mean idpol woke shit that completely ignores class struggle? Like the conservatives just miss the old propaganda of the white hetero nuclear family?
@@Baseballnfj if people were truly tired of neolib capitalism, they wouldn't have voted for Trump. Sanders was maybe the only one of the 20 that ran in 2016 that wasn't 90+% a neoliberal. Trump had all the boxes checked for that aside from some rhetoric against global free trade but it was mostly just about losing to China and nothing changed. Everything else...austerity, deregulation, privatization... he's just a run of the mill Republican neolib Republicans are far far more neoliberal than Democrats. Not even close. Reagan and Thatcher were pretty much the dawn of the neolib era. But yeah...I don't think people are tired of neoliberalism. If they are they don't show it. Especially R voters.
@@thebigcapitalism9826 after neoliberalism comes either one of two things... it's not how I want them... but as things stand only greater social democracy or greater Authoritarianism. Is possible here. No prizes for guessing which one will win. Yes. To be a liberal means that you believe America will always trend in the direction of greater freedom due to what you view as continous progress on social issues. This is extraordinarily dangerous. We can go backwards real quick... especially when the ruling class is able to push ID politics to the point we see now. We're fucked. To be a liberal means that you believe America at its heart is force for good and that means there's nothing, even tearing up the Bill of rights, that they won't do to preserve this "progress". The Kyle Rittenhouse trial will one day be looked on as important as the Dread Scott decision. We are entering uncharted territory. The ruling class will start to panic soon.... there's no script for this. But someone will do something foolish and the government will Crack down and then we are in a civil war. Talking about a civil war is usually deemed hyperbolic. But having two sets of facts is absolutely the kindling for a civil war and make no mistake they are pushing the right.... and we are fast moving past the point of no return.
@@walexander8378 I'm not saying Trump was legit. I'm saying he's a harbinger. He got elected telling the neoliberal establishment to go fuck itself. And he won. It's irrelevant to my point if he was actually committed to his language. Trump was the right's Sanders. People are stupid. But the damage is done. Do you think a JEB Bush type person a shot in hell at the republican nomination for the next 8 years? No way. That's neoliberalism. They have 100% completely and irrevocably thrown their lot in with the democratic party. The party of the elites will be the democrats from now on. And they will use racism and social liberalism as a crudgle to beat you to the polls. I'm not saying neoliberalism is dead. I'm saying the luster is finally falling off. They lost one major party forever... and there are major anti-neoliberal forces in the dem party. They will never be allowed to win, but they are there. You are seeing a meeting of the real left and right that occurs everywhere there's a major political realignment. Sometimes it is a disaster like Germany 1930's. Sometimes it's a success like Spain 1930's (prior to the fascist coup,) .Have you noticed that there's only anti-war voices on Fox News now?
I've been wondering if it was worth watching for a while now.... Apparently enough people took it seriously to make it a self-fullfilling prophecy... that's scary enough..
Americans like firefighters because they are like police without the horrible stuff but American firefighters are still Americans with everything that entails.
I can't handle Justin's nasally voice after he has been gone for such a long time. Best #metoo cancellation in the history of the movement. And I don't even care for it, just as long as he and his pretentious moniker stay gone.
1 comment ever on this channel, it's defending an awful evangelical film and you have the most hick name I've ever heard. Hmm, I wonder what's going on here??
That's absolutely a thing in middle america that if you're a small business tyrant your wife automatically works as your secretary
That's a small business move in general.
OMFG, I go to this driving school where the secretary is the wife of an instructor. God rural life is so bleak.
Tradwife goals
Lol that’s my mom
This movie is basically Dune set in middle America
This movie sounds like a money laundering scheme
The entire American right is literally just one big money laundering scheme
@@Nuvizzle Tbh, the entirety of America is a money laundering scheme at this point.
That's churches in general -- tax shelters for wealthy reactionaries.
😂
Everything the GOP does, is.
And church is a great place to launder money.
“We need to treat Evangelical Christians the same way China treats Falun Gong members.”
I’m gonna have to use that one sometime lmao
😊
They're basically the same thing anyway
Spoiler Alert: He burns toast one morning and sees the face of Donald Trump in the slice of bread. That is how he knows Trump will be the next president. *Roll credits*
The melted butter he spreads over the toast before he notices the sign forms Donald's divine mane
Fire dreams? Drink distilled water. Water dreams? Shock therapy. Electric dreams? Eat dirt.
What if i'm having normal dreams?
Hey wait no it was just a question put the bat down wait WAIT-
What if my android dreams of electric sheep?
Pokemon rules
Elemental roshambo
@@zackcolbourne6921watch blade runner
I have to admit that Trump is America's Netanyahu although I may interpret that differently than the original author.
Turns out so is Biden, oops all far right lunatics in both parties
This has aged so great
Was feeling pretty down because of this ridiculous medical bill this hospital wants me to pay but listening to this clip helped. So thank you for the upload!
The American church is soaked through with idolatry.
The American church exclusively worships capitalism
Just watched the movie with some friends and some alcohol. We were really expecting the movie to be crazier. We did not expect the second half of this two hour movie to just be business owners and random assholes talking directly to the camera about how great Trump is.
Could've guessed it'd devolve into that.
? That's how they get you that's how they always get you
Everytime I poop I think was the hall of presidents what do they mean to me what does that mean to me its like the entire history of the United States flashes before my eyes as I drop one delicious do straight down the toilet
The story of a public servant and his struggle with being required to put the fires out on low income neighborhoods
19:10 That’s like an Isekai anime, but it’s a Jewish doctor going to middle America.
Can confirm - I take an SSRI, have had no Trump-specific prophecies…
Ok so this movie could have been really good. It could have been about a firefighter grappling with the fact that he risks his life to save people who thinks are throwing their lives away (evangelical perspective of addicts), and he has to contemplate his beliefs because of this.
Very true, but Evangelicals aren't exactly known for their introspection.
Saw (christan firefighter verison)
As a literal child I saved my neighbor's house from burning down after some leaves fell onto an exposed electrical cable they had accidentally dug up. Its disturbing to think I went through more and showed more bravery than some real-ass firefighters whose literal job it is.
When I was a kid I stuck some tweezers in an electrical outlet and got mega zapped. Not sure what drove me to do that, probably a fire hazard.
@@TayTayMakesBeats Thank you for your service
@@zombeezx "Remember, poison sockets are full of poison. Switch them off."
To be fair this was a movie I'm sure regular fire fighters would be less lame
@@imustbust998Weak bait mate
Good evening, one ticket for the movie where a bunch of corn fed middle American rural Christians blow ancient Jewish battle horns over the phone on election night please.
Acid you are my hero for uploading all of these
Yeah, he edits them so nicely. Well not edit but cut
Can't believe I forgot about this one
I can't believe you forgot either. You are usually pretty good at remembering things.
Me either. It's so batsht
I've been playing Elden Ring a lot, and when I rewatched this movie I was just waiting for the scene where the prophet fire fighter guy's eyes were burning out of his skull because he just ended up contacting the Frenzied Flame and he's just talking about how Jesus wants him to reduce reality to it's primordial state. Then the brain spasmy doctor and his wife are just like yep Jesus beamed that directly into his brain as his flaming eyeholes are dripping burning eye goo everywhere.
Even the most MAGA of MAGA people must surely agree that this is cringe partisan propaganda
But remember, it’s not a cult, guys.
This is my first time listening to this podcast, and it's some of the most hilarious shit I've ever heard,thank you guys
Huh, turns out I prophesied the last few minutes of this
5:54 I already know evangelicals treat Israelis like they’re literally angels sent by god or something but WOOOOOOOOOW
It's hilariously accurate for all the wrong reasons (they are both corrupt and vaguely orange).
Like, they could have gone with Moses, David, Menachem Ben Judah, Judah Maccabee... Even Ben-Gurion or Sharon. But no, they picked fuckin' Bobo lol.
Like no shit he will "be as Netanyahu to America"... A corrupt contemporary leader. There's nothing at all special about that outside of the faux-biblical language.
based killer 7 pfp.
Nothin’ but Trouble with Rudy Guiliani as Dan Ackroyd as Judge Roy Bean
How one man's fever dream got misinterpreted as a prophesy.
Heads up comrade: The last 7-8ish minutes are repeating the audio from before. The whole bit about how the guy basically has no reaction to having his faith & the existence of god 100% confirmed.
So his doctor was basically a Shaman/witch doctor. Which is pretty funny considering how the people this movie is meant for would knee-jerk react to those names.
Edit: oh nevermind, they acknowledged it. I should probably join the show, huh?
I should also listen to the whole thing before I comment a little more.
comment as you're listening gang
Well, the fifth mic is open now...lol ;)
That degrades the esteemed reputation of both shamans and witch doctors
I listen to these on the treadmill and it never occurs to me until later that the people behind me can only assume I'm listening to this for reals. It's embarrassing.
Stopped at a red light when they were listening to Shapiro make a shit take but the car next to you just hears you listening to Ben Shapiro
I asked a doctor if they knew any psychiatric clinics that operate in the area while I was there for something routine and he looked at me like I was retarded. This guy told his doctor about his dreams and was diagnosed with being an Oracle.
the right is getting better at comedy and the left is getting scared
I mean the eventual end of neoliberalism is close. Trump was the first nail in the coffin and signifies the illusion created by neoliberals is wearing thin. Liberals are far more infatuated with American propaganda than the right is. It's terrifying. This trend will continue.
"HOW COULD WE ELECT SOMEONE LIKE TRUMP UNAMERICAN"!!!
No trump is america.
@@Baseballnfj so what comes after neoliberalism do you think? Also what tells you it’s ending?
Also, when you say liberals fall for American propaganda more, you mean idpol woke shit that completely ignores class struggle? Like the conservatives just miss the old propaganda of the white hetero nuclear family?
@@Baseballnfj if people were truly tired of neolib capitalism, they wouldn't have voted for Trump. Sanders was maybe the only one of the 20 that ran in 2016 that wasn't 90+% a neoliberal. Trump had all the boxes checked for that aside from some rhetoric against global free trade but it was mostly just about losing to China and nothing changed. Everything else...austerity, deregulation, privatization... he's just a run of the mill Republican neolib
Republicans are far far more neoliberal than Democrats. Not even close. Reagan and Thatcher were pretty much the dawn of the neolib era.
But yeah...I don't think people are tired of neoliberalism. If they are they don't show it. Especially R voters.
@@thebigcapitalism9826 after neoliberalism comes either one of two things... it's not how I want them... but as things stand only greater social democracy or greater Authoritarianism. Is possible here. No prizes for guessing which one will win.
Yes. To be a liberal means that you believe America will always trend in the direction of greater freedom due to what you view as continous progress on social issues. This is extraordinarily dangerous. We can go backwards real quick... especially when the ruling class is able to push ID politics to the point we see now. We're fucked. To be a liberal means that you believe America at its heart is force for good and that means there's nothing, even tearing up the Bill of rights, that they won't do to preserve this "progress".
The Kyle Rittenhouse trial will one day be looked on as important as the Dread Scott decision. We are entering uncharted territory. The ruling class will start to panic soon.... there's no script for this. But someone will do something foolish and the government will Crack down and then we are in a civil war.
Talking about a civil war is usually deemed hyperbolic. But having two sets of facts is absolutely the kindling for a civil war and make no mistake they are pushing the right.... and we are fast moving past the point of no return.
@@walexander8378 I'm not saying Trump was legit. I'm saying he's a harbinger. He got elected telling the neoliberal establishment to go fuck itself. And he won. It's irrelevant to my point if he was actually committed to his language.
Trump was the right's Sanders. People are stupid. But the damage is done. Do you think a JEB Bush type person a shot in hell at the republican nomination for the next 8 years? No way. That's neoliberalism.
They have 100% completely and irrevocably thrown their lot in with the democratic party. The party of the elites will be the democrats from now on. And they will use racism and social liberalism as a crudgle to beat you to the polls.
I'm not saying neoliberalism is dead. I'm saying the luster is finally falling off. They lost one major party forever... and there are major anti-neoliberal forces in the dem party. They will never be allowed to win, but they are there.
You are seeing a meeting of the real left and right that occurs everywhere there's a major political realignment. Sometimes it is a disaster like Germany 1930's. Sometimes it's a success like Spain 1930's (prior to the fascist coup,) .Have you noticed that there's only anti-war voices on Fox News now?
"Packers minus 11 vs Bears"
"Cowboys plus 3 at home vs Giants"
Trump: The Hands of Prophecy
The tiny hands of prophecy
I always wonder who the hell pays to produce this low budget conservative sheet.
High budget conservatives who apparently dont pay enough taxes.
Churches are often investors
@@treeguyfly speaking of people who don't pay enough taxes. :(
27:50 i'm laughing my ass off "an objective board of experts" LOLL
Hadn’t heard this one yet, thanks Acid for digging up some for high-tier Chapo
This is an hilarious terrific review, I almost peed myself at one point! Thanks guys!
Devil in a Tan Suit (2018).
Oh, if I'd known being a lifeguard meant guarding their lives, I would never have said yes!
Is it just me, or does part of this repeat?
Yeah the part starting at about 39:18 repeats starting from 43:30.
Wow. This is a movie?
That board of directors line bout killed me. 👌🏿
How is a bilion dollars supposed to convince people who talk to angels?
I've been wondering if it was worth watching for a while now....
Apparently enough people took it seriously to make it a self-fullfilling prophecy... that's scary enough..
Trump truly is the Risa Al-Ghaib and Kwisatz Haderach
Wait, this wasn't a meme?
38:35 - You can spend a billion dollars but if your Candidate is Hillary Clinton and she extols the virtues of the TPP you will lose every time.
I kinda wish I could have remained ignorant of this movie. . .
Someone was baked during final edit. God love all yeh, sweet stoners. You might want to review this one again.
"The Kamala Prophecy."
By Nick Mullen
the way they described it this could be a cool movie
"dog me 95"
I saw this on Amazon prime or something as a recommended movie... LOL
Aw come on, why’d it have to be a firefighter? I like firefighters :(
AFAB
@@CirclingTheDead Exactly, all fires are bastards, thats why i like firefighters
Most likely because that one successful Christian movie about a firefighter, wouldn't put it past the grift
Americans like firefighters because they are like police without the horrible stuff but American firefighters are still Americans with everything that entails.
@@BrilliantHandle firefighters are usually hard right Republicans but at least they actual provide a public service
Been trying to find this clip for a long as time
39:29 isn't that just what Mormonism is?
42:23
I thought The Simpsons predicted Trump
This is scary.
unfuckingbelievable
Weeping or testosterone supplement, whadaya do?
go china
📯🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
What the fucl
18:11
22:30
23:20
26:15
Cheapo Trump (White) House
MIA Virgil Texas.
I can't handle Justin's nasally voice after he has been gone for such a long time. Best #metoo cancellation in the history of the movement. And I don't even care for it, just as long as he and his pretentious moniker stay gone.
I miss Virgil
I can't believe you guys wanted to devote this much time to Christian Nationalist Propaganda, but what the hell - low hanging fruit
Maybe because it’s funny
Shows what felix knows him thinking there are no Asian doctors in the middle of the country
Indians are from east Asia
There’s like one east-Asian doctor in Kansas and that’s only because shabu is easily available there.
Disgusting.
I am triggered.
Movie isn’t nearly as bad as they make it out to be
🤓🤡
How’s your Bandcamp revenue going?
1 comment ever on this channel, it's defending an awful evangelical film and you have the most hick name I've ever heard. Hmm, I wonder what's going on here??
No fucken way you are serious.
There's no fucken way.
wish it was felix that had left.
Over an actual pedophile? That might just be a you problem
Wrongest comment on RUclips
I wike fewix
That's a whoa from me, fam