best part about that headline about bald men was that it was called “baldness, banter, and you”. which literally sounds like the title to a Northernlion x reader fanfiction
3:27 NL really couldve just explained the video by saying “its a skit where a guy gets killed by a crocodile” but he explains it in the most bizarre way possible
And I appreciate the hell out of him for it, because a Lewis Saunderson video is infinitely funnier if you think it's a bizarre but real situation for a few seconds before NL clarifies or Librarian cuts to the clip
if it's the same video I'm thinking of, the guy does not succeed and takes multiple attempts at a 1x1 before reworking the idea lol. he's never actually built megalopolis, the creator was just inspired by the guy that _did_
how does Lewis Saunderson keep one upping himself. Just when you think he's made his opus another insane plot video suckerpunches you right in the throat.
I don't think smaller packaging would be bad for business, it would get you in the store more often which almost always translates into more purchases. They don't do it because more SKUs comes with more logistical overhead in terms of shelf space and labour
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I'm 33 and unmarried. I'm also 33 and emotionally unharmed. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My future wife is going to like me. My online friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
I personally think he just wanted to avoid talking about concord because weird little freaks all over twitter were making it about bigotry and hate, but that hasn't happened over the other thing, dude browses twitter a lot
Tampa librarian guy hoping my fellow local librarian guys are okay. Recovery is exhausting, gasoline crisis is bad. Stay off the roads if you can, stay safe if you must.
Oh man that banana thing made me so mad back when he said it. I'm happy that I didn't even think of it until he said he had changed his mind about it in this video. Love to see him grow and learn ❤
@@DaggerSkullery that banana take started me on my path to breaking off the deep parasocial relationship I had plunged myself into after encountering NL for the first time and hearing him say like 19 takes I strongly agreed with
The -2s on the modular grocery portions is insane. Of course you should be able to buy like, 6 eggs if you want. Literally no downside. You still wanna buy a dozen eggs? Nothing stopping you chief, go ahead.
The groceries thing is very true. During my time living in Italy, I was confused by the small serving options at first. Over time, I was delighted to buy 6 slices of bread, 4 eggs, etc. The modular approach helped me save a lot of money tbh. Only spent like 1500 bucks on groceries my entire 3 month trip gi e or take 100, and I probably couldve done better.
when i went to italy in the summer, seeing the smaller bread pack sizes and the huge selections of different ones (like sandwich bread and trimmed bread???) was actually crazy. i loved it. another reason why i desperately want to live in italy in the future
500 bucks/month on groceries IN ITALY!?! I live in the Netherlands and I feed a family of 4 on less! Tiny packages are like 3x the price per volume, that's probably why you spent "only" 1500 🤯
he made fun of the doordash "people" when they asked for them to be able to buy only the ingredients of one meal but is here now asking for the same thing, curious
hey librarian, dont know if this is a stupid question, but do the smaller videos contain different content from the big videos, or do they act as just cuts
From what I've seen, there are 3 types of Librarian video: Full-day highlights (~2h), Clip compilations (~45m, multiple ~5m clips, like this video), and Segments (10-30m, one extended session with context, like Lethal Company). The full-day highlights include all of the content in the clip compilations and most (all?) of the segments (along with more?), but clip compilations and segments don't overlap with each other.
final segment honestly might be an all-time rant, in part because he doesn't really yell. occasionally excited, but otherwise just unceasing takes that really climax with "i blame you." BINEMA
I mean, if my choice was between someone who has lived with another person for an extended period in the last decade, or someone who has lived alone for as long as they could afford it, I'd probably choose the one who's used to living with other people. But this discourse really just supports my theory about how people who are already in relationships seem more attractive because they've already been vetted by another person. But I think we can all agree that the best option is a widow/ widower. They have already completed a successful relationship, they did the whole "till death do us apart". Although they may still love their previous partner, there's no chance that they'll cheat on you with them.
@@hastyscorpion Except divorced people have a 100% failure rate. You can certainly invent a headcanon in which people never married because they were rejected or undesirable, but that's of course insanely uncharitable.
@@saintsalierithe vast majority of people 25+ in the dating pool have a 100% fail rate. That is how dating works for most people. A divorced person at least has someone who met them dated them and then thought we should take this further.
I love it when The Egg changes position, I am just thinking back to when he had a rant about only getting a couple bananas from the bunch instead of the whole bunch. Edit: I Wrote it at 39:52, RIGHT BEFORE HE BRINGS IT UP.
The gif of the brick in the washing machine is from the legendary Photonicinduction youtube channel. he rarely ever gets credit and his videos are incredible
Nothing has made me feel my age (old) more than him bringing up clips like DARREN SHARPEEERR and the fucking washing machine with the brick inside of it. If he mentions ebaumsworld I’m going to turn to dust.
38:30 didn't he literally say the opposite during the doordash discourse era?? My brother in christ there is more than 1 dish with eggs in it, you can have fried eggs, boiled eggs, in sandwich or salad or soup, you can have chicken in egg batter, or french toast, or pancakes, or a fucking cake
balding at 17 is wayyyy rougher than balding at 40, the older you get the more acceptable it is but i know a guy whos 23 and despite using rogaine consistently hes STILL going bald, and FAST, and to be the only one of your peers experiencing that can be really rough
i'm from jamaica and you can actually buy just a couple slices of bread, or just one egg. not from grocery stores, more from small vendors but its v common in lower income areas, this is the opposite of a first world problem cuz lots of people cant afford all that at once
best part about that headline about bald men was that it was called “baldness, banter, and you”. which literally sounds like the title to a Northernlion x reader fanfiction
it deadass just sounds like a stream title
3:27 NL really couldve just explained the video by saying “its a skit where a guy gets killed by a crocodile” but he explains it in the most bizarre way possible
he says it like a news headline
And I appreciate the hell out of him for it, because a Lewis Saunderson video is infinitely funnier if you think it's a bizarre but real situation for a few seconds before NL clarifies or Librarian cuts to the clip
Saying "i dont know how i could've explained it better" when all you said was 3 sentences, 2 of which were "you know, the guy", is very funny
Normal people be like: "That's a bald person"
Gamers be like: "That's a Kratos like 😅😅"
+2
Gamer vs baddie vs normie ultimate psychical description contest 2024 ultimate collection #funny #fyp #gyattcompilation
British "people" be like: 😐🦗
The world's first Hitman World of Assassination-type head
-2
cant believe egg knows the name of a trolls movie characters, ive watched three movies and its all just a blur of colors and sounds to me
He's just built different
Zendeya is michi
maybe pay attention bro
@@incription I'm sorry but my mind can only handle identifying Anna Kendrick troll and Justin Timberlake troll. The brain just shuts down after that
Your cryptonite are names, but NL's are shapes
Kai soy-pointing at the horse leg and shouting "Oh my got her leg just bent" because he doesn't understand how horse legs work was pretty good.
thats really funny to imagine
@@TheShizzlemop it happened
@@aintnoway5508 Haha yeah, it was such a funny image it was like it actually happened, I agree hahaha
man with no legs attacked by crocodile while drowning in space
Hate it when that happens
Not seeing enough love for chib going "yeah that's how I woulda did it" after the megalopolis clip
That's the technique
I see why they call this movie Megalopolis 3
if it's the same video I'm thinking of, the guy does not succeed and takes multiple attempts at a 1x1 before reworking the idea lol.
he's never actually built megalopolis, the creator was just inspired by the guy that _did_
Nothing gets the neurons firing like a bald Canadian father flawlessly quoting brain rot clips from memory. Thanks librarian.
the bloke mind virus is making bald jokes illegal
ICANT dude how are NL's chatters so fucking funny
+2
“I don’t know how much more I can explain him” you didn’t explain ANYTHING 😭
I wish Kate hadn't shown NL how to use the noise gate, I preferred the constant hiss
the constant white noise calmed my soul
You are a worm through time
@@Dismoeyyand buddy, my segments are wrigglin'
I listen to the full stream edits without video at work, and every time he stops talking I think the video froze until he starts talking again.
@@Dismoeyy The thunder song distorts you...happiness comes.
Me looking at an empty wooden stool in the UK : "A comedian who riffed about the bloke mind virus once sat here"
36:55 Northernlion turning into the people he made fun of in the Doordash discourse is funny
And the banana bunch discourse, what happened man
Maybe it's opposite day. Or maybe the gas leak is back, or finally out of his system completely. Whatever it is, it is strange
He says a lot of things he doesn't fully mean or think through for the bit and forgets them tomorrow, that's part of being a streamer
@@bluegum6438 no that's called Alzheimer's disease
how does Lewis Saunderson keep one upping himself. Just when you think he's made his opus another insane plot video suckerpunches you right in the throat.
"She's farming him" had me choking on my 7 11 drink
He’s one shot 😭😭😭
24:22 finally know what my upstairs neighbors are doing at 11:58 p.m. every night
I don't think smaller packaging would be bad for business, it would get you in the store more often which almost always translates into more purchases. They don't do it because more SKUs comes with more logistical overhead in terms of shelf space and labour
You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I'm 33 and unmarried. I'm also 33 and emotionally unharmed. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My future wife is going to like me. My online friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
That's a great copypasta
Bro I havent seen Planes, Trains and Automobiles in forever
*Thing*
NL: ....
*Thing UK*
NL: ICANT ICANT ICANT
"clowning on studios when something fails miserably"
PULL UP THE CONCORD CLIP!!!!!!
I personally think he just wanted to avoid talking about concord because weird little freaks all over twitter were making it about bigotry and hate, but that hasn't happened over the other thing, dude browses twitter a lot
I love how quickly people pull out the “I almost died” whenever NL mentions that summer of 22.
NL: I hate banana splitters, you should be forced to buy the whole bunch 😠
Also NL: I should be able to buy two slices of bread for one sandwich 🤨
he did literally say he has a new stance on the bananas though
The reverse costco rant is up there with the greats holy
"You're just throwing it out when you move" is the most detached, barrel scraping strawman this egg has ever created
Tampa librarian guy hoping my fellow local librarian guys are okay. Recovery is exhausting, gasoline crisis is bad. Stay off the roads if you can, stay safe if you must.
They done put The Library of Letourneau on a horse 😭😭
As a british NL, fan this is gonna be another hard watch
I don't believe you
Just his attempt at an accent is torture enough
@@felixmcinally8037 you dont need to man im already suffering enough
i cant believe just like, how many tiktok/twitter video references there are in the average NL bit
36:54 Is this the same guy who said people who rip off 2-3 bananas off of the bunch in the store are crazy?
Oh man that banana thing made me so mad back when he said it. I'm happy that I didn't even think of it until he said he had changed his mind about it in this video.
Love to see him grow and learn ❤
@@DaggerSkullery that banana take started me on my path to breaking off the deep parasocial relationship I had plunged myself into after encountering NL for the first time and hearing him say like 19 takes I strongly agreed with
It's crazy to me that someone who is so anti-doordash can be so anti-cooking
Chat not knowing what mulled wine is was the most painful part of that reverse Costco rant
Glad this autoplayed so.i know what Kai done put phantom on a horse means
it's crazy how the junkyard dog guy sounds so similar to a TIE fighter
holy shit that george santos clip actually sent me ICANT
The -2s on the modular grocery portions is insane. Of course you should be able to buy like, 6 eggs if you want. Literally no downside.
You still wanna buy a dozen eggs? Nothing stopping you chief, go ahead.
Bruh why would you make your profile picture so accurate to how you look in real life? You realize you can make it look like anything, right?
As a 33 year old single man, i wasn't expecting strays in a NL compilation
The groceries thing is very true. During my time living in Italy, I was confused by the small serving options at first. Over time, I was delighted to buy 6 slices of bread, 4 eggs, etc. The modular approach helped me save a lot of money tbh. Only spent like 1500 bucks on groceries my entire 3 month trip gi e or take 100, and I probably couldve done better.
when i went to italy in the summer, seeing the smaller bread pack sizes and the huge selections of different ones (like sandwich bread and trimmed bread???) was actually crazy. i loved it. another reason why i desperately want to live in italy in the future
500 bucks/month on groceries IN ITALY!?! I live in the Netherlands and I feed a family of 4 on less! Tiny packages are like 3x the price per volume, that's probably why you spent "only" 1500 🤯
@@woutertron Same
he made fun of the doordash "people" when they asked for them to be able to buy only the ingredients of one meal but is here now asking for the same thing, curious
What is a Clank Card? 5:23
clang card
BRO WHAT IS A CLANK CARD
The fan fading in and out with his voice makes it feel like he is speaking to me in a dramatic flashback
NL talking about Lieutenant Dan being in the Fortnite storm got me kicking my feet.
I'm still sad about Uzumaki Ep 2
Didnt he completely rip apart the "reverse-Costco" concept not too long ago? Funny to see him glazing it now
The duality of egg
12:48 don't you become a high ranking wizard after being single for that long? I remember seeing something like that somewhere. just 10 more years
It's an old 4chan meme. I'm 35 and still don't feel the magic.
I mean it is technically being a virgin for that long but same difference honestly
We're Northernlion guys, of course we'll break the law in the UK.
30:38 Not anymore they aren't
hey librarian, dont know if this is a stupid question, but do the smaller videos contain different content from the big videos, or do they act as just cuts
From what I've seen, there are 3 types of Librarian video: Full-day highlights (~2h), Clip compilations (~45m, multiple ~5m clips, like this video), and Segments (10-30m, one extended session with context, like Lethal Company). The full-day highlights include all of the content in the clip compilations and most (all?) of the segments (along with more?), but clip compilations and segments don't overlap with each other.
Were Greg Jennings guys, of course we put the team on our back
"you see they're out there transvestigating MasterChief"
that entire reverse costco rant was pure gold
24:19 me when the five pebbles marketable plushie I ordered arrives in the mail
Nothing worse than having to manage like 6 bananas or a bag of avocados all ripening at the same time
Wait, Speed said "DON'T GET IT TWISTED"
The Egg's cultural victory continues
It's an old Trainwrecks meme that NL adopted
@@reinron I'm not doubting there's a meme involving the phrase, but it's just a phrase. You hear it a lot in 90's rap music.
The entire reverse costco rant was so real
did NOT think fanum would actually be on a horse
"I love my wife despite the fucking frozen grape freezer" Librarian talk to us
Why is librarian pretending to have a wife?
The amount of +2s NL deserves for that last segment is off the charts
As someone who just moved out of their first apartment, the cinnamon did not come with me
The king of the ring discourse was poisoned for me by constantly confusing it with KSI's "Thick Of It"
"And i do got room for one more female" Lt. Dan is wilddd
final segment honestly might be an all-time rant, in part because he doesn't really yell. occasionally excited, but otherwise just unceasing takes that really climax with "i blame you." BINEMA
You're laughing, a man changes his mind and you're laughing
Nobody reacting to Chiblee's "yeah that's how I woulda did it" is so sad
46 minutes of yapping I’m sleeping well tonight, thanks librarian
The take really was "divorced people are great at adapting to living with others" you didnt hallucinate that.
That isnt what he said. He said divorced people are better than unmarried people at adapting to lvibg with others after a certian age.
I mean, if my choice was between someone who has lived with another person for an extended period in the last decade, or someone who has lived alone for as long as they could afford it, I'd probably choose the one who's used to living with other people.
But this discourse really just supports my theory about how people who are already in relationships seem more attractive because they've already been vetted by another person.
But I think we can all agree that the best option is a widow/ widower. They have already completed a successful relationship, they did the whole "till death do us apart". Although they may still love their previous partner, there's no chance that they'll cheat on you with them.
@@hastyscorpion Except divorced people have a 100% failure rate. You can certainly invent a headcanon in which people never married because they were rejected or undesirable, but that's of course insanely uncharitable.
@@saintsalierithe vast majority of people 25+ in the dating pool have a 100% fail rate. That is how dating works for most people. A divorced person at least has someone who met them dated them and then thought we should take this further.
@@WayTooAwesome100% fail rate of marriages you melon.
I love it when The Egg changes position, I am just thinking back to when he had a rant about only getting a couple bananas from the bunch instead of the whole bunch. Edit: I Wrote it at 39:52, RIGHT BEFORE HE BRINGS IT UP.
31:55 I wonder how many people know about Gino from 90 Day Fiance. Now that's a "hat stays on during sex" guy, literally confirmed
The gif of the brick in the washing machine is from the legendary Photonicinduction youtube channel. he rarely ever gets credit and his videos are incredible
31:56
my ex used to literally take his beanie off, then his shirt, and then put his beanie back on. every time . before sex. he wasnt even bald.
41:50 pissed me off. Seasonings do go bad over time, they lose their potency pretty significantly after like 6 months.
The Ame reading in the library outro hits different now. Ame doko?
We're Librarian guys, of course we put the team on our back
Nothing has made me feel my age (old) more than him bringing up clips like DARREN SHARPEEERR and the fucking washing machine with the brick inside of it. If he mentions ebaumsworld I’m going to turn to dust.
I feel like I am well past that point myself.
ruclips.net/video/1hK1a1VArR8/видео.htmlsi=RJIbb210sRFp7UtN&t=55
Holy character development on the banana bit
We're Bulk Barn guys. Of course we drive 3 miles back and forth to the store every time we want to make a sandwich.
Air frying tortillas isn't a facsimile of tostadas, that's just a fucking tostada.
his small bread rant is hilarious, it's fairly common to sell half baguettes in france
Been looking forward to this "Have you seen this tweet" segment
4:19 Dianthia_: holy fuck I was expecting librarian to throw up the clip like I was watching the video
Chat imitates life
Yet another bit where I am judging how normal my relationship is based on stream banter
I like how im jist now becoming aware that northernlion asks "did you see this?" To make a 50 min video
38:30 didn't he literally say the opposite during the doordash discourse era??
My brother in christ there is more than 1 dish with eggs in it, you can have fried eggs, boiled eggs, in sandwich or salad or soup, you can have chicken in egg batter, or french toast, or pancakes, or a fucking cake
40:21 fuck this happens every time I write a comment doesn't it
NL saying that even 6 eggs is too much for him is wild
Like, you, Kate AND Luna wouldn't eat 4 more eggs in the span of what, 2 months?
Damn, dude
"Kai done put Fanum on a horse" 😂😭😆
When NL says "did you see that..." An angel gets it's wings
balding at 17 is wayyyy rougher than balding at 40, the older you get the more acceptable it is but i know a guy whos 23 and despite using rogaine consistently hes STILL going bald, and FAST, and to be the only one of your peers experiencing that can be really rough
The final bit made me want to rewatch the nutmeg incident
Utter Glorp Nonsense
The Glorpening has commenced
my insides... please... dont call old people, "ONE-SHOT" 😭😭
10:30 Hey Librarian you know what to do with Enelle sniffing right
he wants to buy 2 eggs at a time, maybe he should take the eggs guy as an example and have a 12 egg dinner
He COOKED with the grocery shopping take god damn
To me that picture of Elon jumping looks like Gregg Turkington from On Cinema At The Cinema
braziliansfinally back in the loop
My ass 100% keeps my seasoning when I move, got a costco size bottle of taco spice that's made it through 3 apartments with me
THAT SUDDEN DOG IMPRESSION LMAO
i'm from jamaica and you can actually buy just a couple slices of bread, or just one egg. not from grocery stores, more from small vendors but its v common in lower income areas, this is the opposite of a first world problem cuz lots of people cant afford all that at once
The "I won't tell you who it was... It was a Jewish doctor".
And the wife overseas ad bit, were absolute insane +2s
WINCO MENTIONED RAAAAGGHHHHHH
i love it when he says did you see that
17:22 Me when I'm Noah.