Cursed Guns | MP-153 Edition
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Video uploaded from Microsoft EDGE (don't blame me)
What can I say LOL a lot of things happened IRL and I also got quite bored of mw3, let's hope BO6 revives the saga :s
RIP Bitrate, all Tarkov videos looks the same :(
OST:
- CoD: Black Ops - Rooftops
- Call of Duty Black Ops OST - Operation 40
Thx to McGuffyn for the illustrations:
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That gun config is called "THE SUN" for a reason
he was the one who attached a star to his gun 🔥
(Peaks) BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE SUN “and this shotgun”
The unmatched power of the sun loadout
The goat has returned and with a very bright light aswelln
oh no... its a whole new level of cursed. i LOVE it!
Oh my goodness yoshos in tarkov? Nothing will hold him back....
Oh god, yosho going tarkov, the game where customize the shit of your own without any limits at all
"BEHOLD, MORTAL. THE SUN.
They complain yet this is an actual tactic used in warfare. It was called 'Ambush light'.
HELL YA LOL love cursed gun content bro 😂
*oh no, it’s spreading*
Long form content anyone.?
Yosho its been a while we miss you dawg.😢
Do you need a flashbang? Oh, I don't need it, I have a shotgun with a flashlight
If only it were just a flashlight
Enemy Player: MY EYES!!!!
KS 23: look at what they had to do to mimic fraction of our power
"A" flashlight... *proceed to attach 3 more*
It’s more a flashlight with a shotgun tbh
Yosho be like "HERE COMES THE SUN DODODODOO"
AND IT'S ALRIGHT..........
The gun: MP-133
The attachments: THE INFINITE MALIGNITY... OF THE STARS
The Holosun branding is pretty fitting.
Darkest Dungeon reference?
"I doubt you could even imagine. That which commanded the stars."
@@TheArbitraryArbiter The best! Love Darkest Dungeon.
BEHOLD!
you know COD’s down bad when even Yosho swaps games
To an even worse game
I feel like this is gonna be a popular comment
Not sure that’s what down bad means
@@a-posingroachAs much as we all rip on COD, Tarkov really is horrendous. It’s absolutely filled with cheaters and the devs just don’t care about how new players are turned off by the pay to win players instantly lifted it every reset just hunting spawns of players who have no gear. Tarkov will never be a good game.
@@221Prohunter yea which is sad
0:46 "yo fuck your flashlight, man."
Literally not wrong tho 😂
"What is in that gun?!"
The unmatched power of the sun sir
>takes his monstrosity into THE LABS
>facefucks all in sight with it
The absolute STATE of Tarkov shitters. Cannot compete with Yosho's chaotic aura and energy.
Everyone else in Tarkov: "I need to make the most optimal and effective gun as possible."
Yosho: "BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE SUN GOD RA."
"Gimme your money-"
"A- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Welcome back everyone
Hello world
Get a life x2
@@FusionWarriorsOC womp womp
@@imperfectravens2410 get a life x3
@@FusionWarriorsOCyou can’t say that while rocking the genshit impact pfp. Simping over digital women wasn’t enough you go for the mid-ist one too
"Behold my unrestricted radiance" ass gun
And when the world needed him the most...
HE CAME BACK, WHAT?
Them stacked scopes had me blinking like a cartoon character
DEAR MERCIFUL GOD those poor souls
Yeah they saw the light of god alright
The JJ Abram’s loadout
Underrated.
LENS FLAAAAAAAAAARE
*The light of ALLAH.*
MARSHALLAH BROTHERS
Allah my flashlights! *Bang bang!*
Hey i recognized that perk icon, *It's arbiter!*
"The Power of the Sun, in the Palm of My Hand"
The GOAT of Cursed Guns is BACK.
“Yo you ready?”
“Yeah lemme put on my sun attachment real quick”
Imagine rounding a corner then you have a direct contact with the sun itself, next thing you see when you woke up is on a horse carridge with a dude saying "Hey you, you are finally awake"
Everyone else: optimisation is the key to victory.
Yosho: "HAVE A TASTE OF THE SUN, B****!"
YOSHO, BACK WHEN WE NEEDED HIM MOST
Whats on that MP-133 son?
The unmatched power of the sun officer.
Flechettes or magnum 00-buck loads are a hell of a drug.
YOSHO TARKOV LETS GOOOOOO
i was literally checking this channel last night.. and you upload now? nice.
Big Daddy's agonizing screams of "KRYPTONITE!!!" to Hit-Girl...
“what is in that gun bro” heaven thats all you see before and after
Now we know what he did the past 5 months. Propably grinding lighthouse and streets to build an arsenal of cursed guns.
We extracting with this one, brothers. Cause no one is going to be able to see us with that fucking flashbang of a gun.
0:13 missed opportunity to add the baby turning into ash meme
Searchlights: **Exist as base fixtures**
Yosho: "WhAt If I mOuNt It To My LoAdOuT!?"
"Excuse me, Sir. Do you have a moment to talk about our cursed gun overlord, Yosho?"
I love the last guy examines yosho's loadout, sees the most absolutely cursed loadout ever and just says "ok-"
"What's in that bottle?"
"The unmatched power of the sun, officer"
"You can't see me, I can't see you, it's a win-win situation in my book."
1:12 recoiln't
Oh boy, he expanded to other universe D:
Game: How many flashlights would-
Yosho: YES.
I MISSED THIS VIDEO WHAT. YOSHO TARKY EDITS LETS GOOOOOOO
I highly recommend running a thermal with flash light spam. Last time I checked it made you immune to your own flash lights
man is hitting them with the "BE NOT AFRAID!" build XD
Bro really said brighter than a thousand sun 💀
And yeah welcome back we missed you
HE HAS COME BACK
i see its the perfect time to come back to the channel, im excited for more tarkov :D
“Light em up”
Yosho: “Solid Copy”
“The power of the Sun on the barrel of my gun” - Yosho, wielder of the Barreling 18-Wheeler Buck-Killer
Yosho out here downbad for the COD BO1 soundtrack. Bet they listen to The Defector because it sounds like Jaws.
Finally, took your damn time cowboy.
I guess other games are on the table now
If only I could be so grossly incandescent.
Bro got unlimited flashbang
Swappped to the one game with more hackers.
Oh no! He’s switched to tarkov!
"boss get down, the enemy spotlight"
The king returns!
The goat returns
Honey wake up yosho uploaded a new video
oh, hello! happy to see you haven't been summarily executed for your crimes :D
btw i actually remembered listening to that first song on yt and just couldn't remember the name, so thanks for including music in the description!
HE HAS RETURNED, AS THE PROPHECY HAS FORETOLD
"Taste the sun~" -Bill Wurtz comes to mind
God was real. *And he hated us*
OoO, YOSHO VOICE REAVEAL?!?
“I figure, if we can’t see them, they can’t see us.” - Desmond Doss
I fucking love your editing. As much as I love the cursed weapons, I wouldnt mind seeing other content from you.
It's so YOSHOver bro
The sheer amount of new stuff we'll see with you playing tarkov just got me hooked and also made me click the bell icon, HYPE
Man, I hope you upload more. Fun video as always❤
Yo, yosho. I dare you to make the Jak Patriot Kit (M16A1 From Bo1/Bo2 Campaign) a cursed loadout. Lol. I would pay money for that! But i'm broke af
idea: make the strongest M4 (with teplo scope) in warzone
Ayy, Combat Master update has dropped.
*I CAN AKIMBO MY ASSAULT RIFLE NOW!!*
Hey man, your videos are amazing. Can you try it in the next video Totry Shotgun (reclaimer 18)
Boom💥🔫😎
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how bright do you want your flashlight?
yes.
MP-FLASHBANG
the flash incapacitates you, the bangs kill you
Who would win?
>Average Tarkov player
>THE UNMATCHED POWER OF THE SUN
This is the gun you can scream "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELS YOU" and get results.
*_///WARNING - WARNING - WARNING///_*
_Yosho has breached containment. I repeat, Yosho has breached containment. He is now making cursed weapons in non-CoD games._
_Recommend course of action:_
*Grab the popcorn and enjoy the show*
i should make a bind that turns the flashlight on and off multiple times a second
just to give every enemy a stroke
THE YOSHO UNIVERSE EXPANDS
(Edit: Christ. No need for flashbangs with that thing.)
man, yosho really strapped the world's brightest flashlight to a gun just to ruin other players' games... instasubbed
So what you're saying is, the Tarkov players had an ILLUMINATING experience.
I DAMN THEE WITH THE MIGHT OF THE SUN!
- Yosho, probably making this gun.
Me: Gets off RUclips
Also Me: Sees Yosho notification
Also Me again: WATCH IT NOW!!
introducing; the flash-BANG. blind your enemies and yourself, but only YOU'RE going deaf.
YES HE PLAYED TARKOV, FINALLY
Edit: bro I also hope you combine that Sun-Gun with Flash shells so the gun will officially become The Sun
Tarkov lobbies: "why i hear boss music?"
“Give me your money”
The Light: 🔦💡
That gun right there is God’s light. You can tell based on your first thoughts likely being ‘JESUS CHRIST IT’S BRIGHT.’