Grazed by the Apocalypse

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @wyrmkintoothgrim1174
    @wyrmkintoothgrim1174 6 лет назад +14381

    "Sir, we've figured out what we detected!"
    "What is it?"
    "The moon, sir!"
    "Dear god... those damn commies have turned the moon into a missile!"

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 5 лет назад +1487

      "General! We've discovered what the missiles are!"
      "Tell me."
      "It's the sun, sir. Specifically sunlight."
      "Cyka! Those damn americans! So they've made a death ray using the sun then? Fear not, we shall retaliate using our Death Moon."

    • @ravenlord4
      @ravenlord4 5 лет назад +610

      "You throw another moon at me I'm gonna lose it"

    • @JamesTheFoxeArt
      @JamesTheFoxeArt 5 лет назад +231

      “We will have tea while you two still fight over this”

    • @alexmasraum7596
      @alexmasraum7596 5 лет назад +111

      sounds like a conversation simmons and sarge would have..

    • @inaudiblejet6792
      @inaudiblejet6792 5 лет назад +157

      That aint no moon, thats a...
      a fleet of ships running the pepsi flag

  • @n3vermore771
    @n3vermore771 7 лет назад +6040

    "20 minutes passed, and the value of bottlecaps remained the same"
    hehe

  • @julianbermejo3162
    @julianbermejo3162 7 лет назад +7080

    "...and the value of bottle caps remained the same."
    Finest choice of words in human history.

    • @hanu5456
      @hanu5456 7 лет назад +96

      Julius Caesar good i was wondering why i didnt see anyone talking about bottle caps

    • @dizzypear
      @dizzypear 7 лет назад +4

      actually lemmino said that

    • @julianbermejo3162
      @julianbermejo3162 7 лет назад +7

      yeh, I know

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 7 лет назад +62

      damn, if such chances occured, my parents now would've just allowed me to wear raider clothes, fuck

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 7 лет назад +30

      or even power armor

  • @uraid
    @uraid 3 года назад +6871

    Humans: That's the moon.
    Early Warning System in Greenland: *That's no moon.*

    • @cinegraphics
      @cinegraphics 3 года назад +315

      US early warning system: Correctly detects that Soviets are using Moon to attack the US.

    • @danaanglim873
      @danaanglim873 3 года назад +59

      That was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. . . .

    • @LynchtheFinch
      @LynchtheFinch 3 года назад +10

      underrated

    • @facundozanatta5877
      @facundozanatta5877 3 года назад +21

      Greenland predicted Local 58

    • @Egg.426
      @Egg.426 3 года назад +16

      It's not a moon (it's not a moon)
      It's not a moon (it's not a moon)
      It's not a moon

  • @wthrill6804
    @wthrill6804 4 года назад +4997

    “80 million trees flattened”
    Really makes the team trees project seem small

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 4 года назад +358

      There's more trees on Earth than stars in our galaxy. Roughly 3 trillion of them, I believe, though the number is constantly decreasing.

    • @markl4159
      @markl4159 4 года назад +112

      @@SpencerfromEarth :(

    • @victorvictor8587
      @victorvictor8587 4 года назад +56

      All we can hope for is that they take those Radio Active trees and make dashboards fo High-end Luxury Autos then we can get Rid of the Wealthy .

    • @davidabanto8121
      @davidabanto8121 4 года назад +38

      @@SpencerfromEarth that's not true at all lol

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 4 года назад +165

      @@davidabanto8121 "the scientific journal Nature titled “Mapping Tree Density at a Global Scale,” which provided an estimate for the number of trees on Earth of 3.04 trillion."
      "The most common answer seems to be that there are 100 billion stars in the Milky Way on the low-end and 400 billion on the high end."

  • @aleksandar9873
    @aleksandar9873 7 лет назад +4709

    Your videos look almost too professional.

    • @AnteBrkic
      @AnteBrkic 7 лет назад +115

      And to think of it, at his age my major concern was which brand of cigarettes is cheaper.

    • @twenty1cars
      @twenty1cars 7 лет назад +79

      Lot of time and work go into these videos. Only ever seen top quality from lemmino

    • @PronomicalArtist
      @PronomicalArtist 7 лет назад +32

      netflix show, tv is dead.

    • @alecwhatshisname5170
      @alecwhatshisname5170 7 лет назад +3

      MixedUp Games uhhhh... no, not really. TV has millions of dollars of budget for each show.

    • @arsalanhashmi2911
      @arsalanhashmi2911 7 лет назад +44

      I just watched his Dyatlov Pass case video. He said he spent the better part of a month hiring russian translators to read various documents. If that doesn't scream dedication to you i dont know what does

  • @chocolatelightning
    @chocolatelightning 5 лет назад +10878

    when a youtube channel is so good it could compete with some netflix series

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 5 лет назад +437

      This is far better than Netflix. Even when you go back to old stuff you compare it to channels like this.

    • @chocolatelightning
      @chocolatelightning 5 лет назад +87

      @DW DW im saying that a free youtube video is the same if not better than big budget netflix shows idk what tho but lemmino funds himself of youtube wile netflix uses the 10 dollar a month shit and yet they are both about the same quality

    • @tiermax1629
      @tiermax1629 5 лет назад +11

      Ace Rothstein don’t say that.

    • @ryansmith5274
      @ryansmith5274 5 лет назад +13

      Say what you wanna say, ima enjoy my Red vs Blue on Netflix even though it also exists on RUclips, because I’m too lazy to watch every episode individually

    • @EthanBurke-h6z
      @EthanBurke-h6z 5 лет назад +6

      Ryan Smith they redid it for Netflix though, so it’s not as classic

  • @jakegriffith6871
    @jakegriffith6871 3 года назад +480

    Nice to know that nuclear missile warning systems could be fooled by stuff like "sunlight on a cloud" or "the moon"

    • @jordanhamilton3795
      @jordanhamilton3795 11 месяцев назад +1

      That goves me so much hope

    • @randomshit65
      @randomshit65 5 месяцев назад

      Bruh 💀💀 it’s 1960s over 60 years ago, stop over exaggerating

  • @lappo7290
    @lappo7290 5 лет назад +5935

    The one most scary phrase I ever heard in my entire life: 'The Apocalypse is rescheduled'

    • @Niklas.K95
      @Niklas.K95 5 лет назад +202

      '2 minutes to midnight'
      Doomsday Clock

    • @ahobaka1495
      @ahobaka1495 5 лет назад +69

      ikr... that's so unsettling

    • @hatemf23
      @hatemf23 5 лет назад +54

      yes, because its coming just not today.

    • @raiderfox7229
      @raiderfox7229 5 лет назад +13

      2 bloody minutes...

    • @mags6201
      @mags6201 5 лет назад +74

      Welcome to Night Vale.
      Todays news: The Apocalypse has been rescheduled for Friday. Also, Friday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.
      And now. For the Weather

  • @suyangsong
    @suyangsong 5 лет назад +3685

    Stanislav Petrov is literally the saviour of humanity lol.

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 5 лет назад +421

      That's not a laughing matter. He's known as "The Man Who Saved The World"

    • @suyangsong
      @suyangsong 5 лет назад +225

      @@FrenchToast663 of course not, I am being 100% serious

    • @Egonsraad
      @Egonsraad 5 лет назад +300

      @@suyangsong he should have won the nobel peace prize

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 5 лет назад +38

      Definitely

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 лет назад +28

      @@doggo00 you live under a rock or smth?

  • @ariestheram5693
    @ariestheram5693 4 года назад +6742

    The U.S. : *thinks the Moon is a missile*
    The Soviets : *thinks the sun is a missile*
    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @zach7372
      @zach7372 4 года назад +337

      Everything is a missle of you push it hard enough

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 4 года назад +315

      I mean if you think about it, the Moon had the US flag hoisted. The Sun is yellow and red, like the Soviet flag. There's irony in there, they both pointed missiles at their respective flags and colours.

    • @gaywoman420
      @gaywoman420 4 года назад +45

      @@kennarajora6532 woah... bro...

    • @KudosK42
      @KudosK42 4 года назад +3

      @@zach7372 was that a pun?

    • @sorcierenoire8651
      @sorcierenoire8651 4 года назад +4

      @@zach7372 All it takes is a little push.

  • @TycoonTitian01
    @TycoonTitian01 3 года назад +1553

    “Flash of an atomic bomb” and “at any moment “ should have never had to be in the same sentence

    • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
      @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 3 года назад +108

      My Grandfather was living in the US in the height of the coldwar and he said it was genuinely terrifying because “everyone just decided the nukes were already coming”

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 3 года назад +7

      Partculy if “mass extinction” or “near enielation” precede those words

    • @justasteamplayer7542
      @justasteamplayer7542 3 года назад +3

      @@evepayler1461 annihilation*

    • @davidlian1301
      @davidlian1301 3 года назад +2

      Unless the word 'not' is included

    • @Simon-jv9bm
      @Simon-jv9bm 3 года назад +1

      We wish that at any moment and every moment that we will never see an flash of an atomic bomb.

  • @BasicallySalad
    @BasicallySalad 6 лет назад +1628

    2:35
    Yeah of course it hits Denmark
    Very nice.

    • @neskey
      @neskey 5 лет назад +189

      those subtle jokes even in a documentary lemmino can't stop himself XD

    • @BAMsterR
      @BAMsterR 5 лет назад +2

      Bagoon Vi vill dock inte ha kvar Skåne?!

    • @insertname252
      @insertname252 5 лет назад

      Salad I don’t get the joke can you explain pls?

    • @Ghost-cd5zm
      @Ghost-cd5zm 5 лет назад +64

      @@insertname252 lemmino is swedish and he might be joking or serious that he hates danish people

    • @philipauken5391
      @philipauken5391 5 лет назад +10

      @yo wtf put the mask back on hvad fanden sagde du lige til mig knægt

  • @ShadowDaPk
    @ShadowDaPk 5 лет назад +5639

    God, the whole cold war slowly starts looking more and more like children playing with nitroglycerin.

    • @Khrispycreme
      @Khrispycreme 5 лет назад +378

      It kinda was, ngl

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 4 года назад +386

      It was like a very high-risk staring contest.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад +42

      That’s a really dumb level of Monday morning quarterbacking but sure

    • @crustman5982
      @crustman5982 4 года назад +239

      You ever see 2 cats just growling at each other because both of them don’t want to fight and both of them don’t want to back down? It’s like that but instead of them getting scratched all life is wiped off the earth

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад +25

      M.A. R because one globalization, war always leads to economic depression, two people enjoy living in the bubble and three unpopular regimes can’t easily be cast down if there’s that many people supporting them, how many “a civil war would never happen because the government has nukes” have you heard?

  • @LordSelf99
    @LordSelf99 4 года назад +10988

    "There is a 12% chance it could happen in the next decade"
    Well, who knows what 2020 still have for us

    • @whimsy5623
      @whimsy5623 4 года назад +447

      It sure as hell isn’t going well

    • @Prodrentjet
      @Prodrentjet 4 года назад +389

      WW3, Kobe's death, corona virus, Kim jong un's resurrection.....

    • @LordSelf99
      @LordSelf99 4 года назад +338

      @@Prodrentjet 2020: THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

    • @GPN007a
      @GPN007a 4 года назад +170

      Had a dream late last year where some domestic terrorist started shooting folk here in NYC and as I'm talking to the cops about it, we turn over and see a ball of fire come dropping down in the direction of central park. I ain't psychic but considering 2020 so far... Lol 😭

    • @Nomin130
      @Nomin130 4 года назад +35

      @@Prodrentjet Its well known that the DPRK has mastered the art of necromancy.

  • @lilywalker7499
    @lilywalker7499 3 года назад +825

    "Hey, you can't do that! Only we are allowed to do that!"
    "I don't know what you're talking about?"
    LITERALLY ANY ATTEMPT AT DIPLOMACY EVER

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 3 года назад +32

      Any human interactions
      *ever*

    • @samchiu9918
      @samchiu9918 3 года назад +23

      Sounds a lot like the playtime of six year olds. Wait... does that mean...

    • @benjaminmontenegro3423
      @benjaminmontenegro3423 2 года назад +8

      @@samchiu9918 we're all children

  • @kbto
    @kbto 4 года назад +5447

    US: *Invests millions in a missile detection system*
    Missile detection system: *M Ö Ö N*

  • @vinkhe861
    @vinkhe861 4 года назад +3527

    America : funds a missile detection system and puts billions of dollars into it
    The system : you see that moon? i dont like how it looks

    • @pwh1981
      @pwh1981 4 года назад +170

      The system: That's no moon. It's a missile.

    • @vinkhe861
      @vinkhe861 4 года назад +68

      @@pwh1981
      plot twist : missile detection system was just obi wan kenobi and a magnifying glass

    • @MrSpruce
      @MrSpruce 4 года назад +80

      Plot twist: Russians launch moon at USA under the assumption it will no longer trigger their warning systems.

    • @MetaReplication
      @MetaReplication 4 года назад +3

      That is an amazing comment xD

    • @nikhilmanali920
      @nikhilmanali920 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @OutXider
    @OutXider 4 года назад +2986

    We're living in the timeline where we survived these.

    • @sleesh2439
      @sleesh2439 4 года назад +287

      The biggest proof i have that there's something out there lookin out for us is that we are still fucking alive.

    • @rodewesleyrabel1373
      @rodewesleyrabel1373 4 года назад +24

      @@sleesh2439 same

    • @jiimbjimbo5263
      @jiimbjimbo5263 4 года назад +138

      We're in the timeline where human extinction just hasnt happened yet, we'll get there at some point

    • @qcumber6652
      @qcumber6652 4 года назад +35

      Reminds me of quantum suicide.

    • @Market_
      @Market_ 4 года назад +16

      Sleesh Or It’s just probability and we are one of okayish timelines.

  • @BlackOps2543x
    @BlackOps2543x 3 года назад +424

    3:53 this entire Senate Hearing clip is so good. You have the context relating to what the narrator just said, then you have Dr. Lu saying the entire population of NYC would be dead. The music fades in at just the correct volume to hear the speaker, "Really?" and then cuts away. Absolute masterpiece.

    • @sophiewooloo
      @sophiewooloo 6 месяцев назад +9

      you verbalised my very thoughts, god it gave me full body chills and brought tears to my eyes.

  • @vortexx251
    @vortexx251 5 лет назад +1253

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    makes sense

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 5 лет назад +34

      sure cheered me up. can't wait for a possible worldwide electronic apocalypse within the next 10 years

    • @iamrocketray
      @iamrocketray 4 года назад +2

      @@triggered_atheist619 Maybe people will look where they are going then, instead of walking around constantly on their smart phones and bumping into me all the time.

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 4 года назад +2

      @@iamrocketray I mean, maybe. Let's hope so.

    • @SirFaceFone
      @SirFaceFone 4 года назад +2

      It does in a way. Makes you appreciate the peace we have currently.

    • @blackkitty420
      @blackkitty420 3 месяца назад

      Certainly puts a pep to your step knowing just how lucky you are to be alive. Makes you realize how little your problems may be compared to say, the total annihilation of all life on earth.

  • @evanmay
    @evanmay 4 года назад +5662

    I like how at 2:37 , of all places, the comet just happens to strike Denmark (Lemmino is Swedish by the way)

    • @thefilipinogamertfg
      @thefilipinogamertfg 4 года назад +556

      Also the fact that he used Universe Sandbox 2 just to do that

    • @OddityDK
      @OddityDK 3 года назад +377

      Still holding a grudge against us for the “bloodbath of Stockholm” in 1520 I guess.
      (The Danish king slaughtered 82 of the Swedish nobility to set an example and quell an impending uprising)

    • @blightedcrowmain8236
      @blightedcrowmain8236 3 года назад +97

      @@OddityDK pog

    • @Volodimar
      @Volodimar 3 года назад +80

      It explains how he pronounced "Moscow" and "Bomber"

    • @toasterkolin9951
      @toasterkolin9951 3 года назад +46

      Your a legend for noticing that detail.

  • @enchiladas1875
    @enchiladas1875 7 лет назад +1628

    its a shame that lemminos videos get a million views in a month sometimes even 2 months, while other top 10 channels, which the quality is horrible compared to this, get millions in a week...

    • @abrar1254
      @abrar1254 7 лет назад +36

      well said

    • @enchiladas1875
      @enchiladas1875 7 лет назад +75

      and what makes you assume that?

    • @hoehoehoeyt2484
      @hoehoehoeyt2484 7 лет назад +29

      Lord Of Onions that's why you only have 9 subs 😊👎

    • @enchiladas1875
      @enchiladas1875 7 лет назад +51

      HoeHoeHoe YT was the one that said that, not me smart ass.
      besides why does it matter if he has subs, he doesnt have any content so of course he not going to have any subs, and i doubt that he cares.

    • @vekze
      @vekze 7 лет назад +24

      What was the actual point of an argument in this comment thread like actually why

  • @dynamitedudes
    @dynamitedudes Год назад +113

    2:34 I love how the swede chose DENMARK as the point of impact

    • @iykury
      @iykury 4 месяца назад +1

      oh my god i never noticed that

  • @rafalyp73
    @rafalyp73 5 лет назад +1644

    "there's something on the radar!" "prepare de missiles! launch nukes in 5... 4... 3...-" "wait wait, it's just some mustard I dropped over the radar... my bad" "ohh... michael... haha, you are such a trouble maker" "well you know me sir!" freezes image, credits over the image with happy sitcom music...

    • @silas5704
      @silas5704 5 лет назад +13

      k

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken 5 лет назад +115

      The terrible thing is...this is probably not that far from the truth....fuckin hell....

    • @direwolf8257
      @direwolf8257 5 лет назад +7

      Rafa Lyp meanwhile the radar keeps beeping and there are actual missiles. Coming

    • @grizzy5091
      @grizzy5091 5 лет назад +1

      as three nukes including the tsar bomba are dropped on the u.s

    • @FrenXIII
      @FrenXIII 5 лет назад +3

      *Roundabout starts playing*

  • @SpartanHighKing14
    @SpartanHighKing14 4 года назад +2133

    04:09 - 04:22 The way LEMMINO uses that song is so perfect. It's an unnervingly beautiful song which perfectly complements the themes of this video.

    • @---cd2nc
      @---cd2nc 3 года назад +6

      What's the title of the song?

    • @ChR0nos_7734
      @ChR0nos_7734 3 года назад +108

      @@---cd2nc Aphrodite's Child - End of the World

    • @SagaciousTv
      @SagaciousTv 3 года назад +12

      Breaking Bad vibes

    • @juliusnepos6013
      @juliusnepos6013 3 года назад

      Agreed

    • @Cryozenix
      @Cryozenix 3 года назад +41

      it’s absolutely beautiful... nearly cried after rewatching it a few times. that music selection isn’t just haunting, it’s full on poltergeist activity.

  • @danceswithcritters
    @danceswithcritters 4 года назад +433

    “We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever.”
    ― Carl Sagan, Cosmos

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 4 года назад +10

      We are like dogs that lick their balls for a day and think it was eternity - jodofly

  • @quetzalthegamer
    @quetzalthegamer 3 года назад +245

    This video and "Consumed by the Apocalypse" are really good at illustrating the knife edge that our civilization is balanced on. The universe (and even ourselves) could easily squash us flat and erase our species forever. We're lucky to be alive right now.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 2 года назад +5

      The most embarrassing variable in the _Cosmic Filter_ hypothesis

    • @WhlteWolf9
      @WhlteWolf9 Год назад +2

      no wonder we cant find aliens in space, they probably all annihalated eachother/themselves. Or we're just under a strict radio silence policy because we're one of the last native planets in the universe.

  • @tacticaljuke6728
    @tacticaljuke6728 7 лет назад +2066

    "And the value of bottle caps remain the same"
    Excellent Fallout reference 👍

    • @arsalanhashmi2911
      @arsalanhashmi2911 7 лет назад +14

      Thank god im not the only one who got that

    • @giorgigarsevanidze6334
      @giorgigarsevanidze6334 6 лет назад +7

      I didn't know, if that was a reference from Fallout. I thought it was a joke.

    • @leonardolejarde467
      @leonardolejarde467 6 лет назад +1

      loL

    • @Streethawk1219
      @Streethawk1219 6 лет назад +5

      Who is hyped for 76?

    • @codgun8575
      @codgun8575 6 лет назад +1

      Streethawk1219 Fallout just gets progressively worse, I doubt 76 will be that good. I don't want Rust 2: Fallout 76, I want a decent singleplayer game with maybe co-op and some multiplayer support that's optional. Bethesda already couldn't even make Fallout 4 anything more than the equivalent of "so bad it's good" movies.

  • @iliasVoolgaris
    @iliasVoolgaris 3 года назад +1584

    4:18 That transition to the man saying "Really..." in subtle shock, to Aphrodite's Child - End Of The World while an atomic explosion goes on, on the background, game me chills.

  • @beanieweenies2383
    @beanieweenies2383 4 года назад +4174

    Russian captain: *underwater*
    US captain: “I shall now communicate in the only way humans know how”

    • @thepolishdinosaur9015
      @thepolishdinosaur9015 4 года назад +126

      BY BLOWING THEM UP lol caps was on but it makes sense

    • @t26e44
      @t26e44 4 года назад +134

      The Polish Dinosaur it’s similar to signaling someone by firing a blank gun at their approximate direction

    • @dawid12301d
      @dawid12301d 4 года назад +166

      US Destroyers: 'Let's drop a bunch of bombs on them to show our friendly intentions'

    • @THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER
      @THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER 4 года назад +5

      what?

    • @carreraman8364
      @carreraman8364 4 года назад +6

      @@dawid12301d they were depth charges

  • @hidorah3276
    @hidorah3276 3 года назад +1961

    "Brighter than anything you have ever seen"
    *Laughs in Discord Light Mode*

  • @harvey901
    @harvey901 7 лет назад +1868

    These videos are probably the most organised and interesting videos on the entire internet. I Think Lemmino is underrated because he deserves way more attention for the insane work he is doing. thank you so much Lemmino

    • @quantumplatinum3029
      @quantumplatinum3029 7 лет назад +10

      Harvey On RUclips quantity is promoted. Becasue you cant mesure quality.

    • @jcshark7023
      @jcshark7023 7 лет назад +2

      Harvey
      Deep Look is a good channel too.

    • @GrindyBeak
      @GrindyBeak 7 лет назад +4

      underated... has 2m subs...

    • @JustOrangeTTV
      @JustOrangeTTV 7 лет назад +1

      Harvey yeah but he doesn't get a whole lot of attention for the work there's a lot of RUclips creators like that

    • @yugiohfan101ful
      @yugiohfan101ful 7 лет назад +6

      And a guy that spends little time in planning his videos, and can push two out a day has almost 55 million? Seems fair

  • @joshmcgeough6823
    @joshmcgeough6823 6 лет назад +1852

    Did he just say 12% chance it will happen in the next ten years, well thanks for scaring the literal shit out of me

    • @fertxpdqicts9664
      @fertxpdqicts9664 6 лет назад +232

      BrodyDoesThings there's a new problem though.
      We use electronics to keep nuclear reactors cold, and use electronics to keep nuclear bombs from going off.
      Without power, they will go off.

    • @darisucc7749
      @darisucc7749 6 лет назад +215

      Fertx Pdqicts dude why'd ya have to sAY THAT

    • @fertxpdqicts9664
      @fertxpdqicts9664 6 лет назад +70

      kirbyfan 12 to make you realize it's even worse

    • @remembervinnie4258
      @remembervinnie4258 6 лет назад +14

      Fertx Pdqicts FUKK MY LIIFE

    • @Sponge-28
      @Sponge-28 6 лет назад +69

      Those generators would also be fried in the event of a large CME. Regardless, the reactors have automatic safety mechanisms built in which will trigger instantly to begin cooling the reactor called SCRAM (all control rods drop, reactor flooded with coolant, controlled steam release to name a few), completing the initial shutdown of the reactor within 5 seconds. The problem would be keeping the coolant pumping after the initial shutdown since the generators would also be dead for the backup pumps.
      Most of the nuclear accidents in history had their problems post shutdown due to their inability to control the decay process since spent fuel still emits heat and radiation for years, Fukushima is a prime example. The Tsunami wiped out their electrical systems, so whilst the initial shutdowns were successful, the radiation issues arose because they couldn't maintain a constant flow of coolant.
      I'm sure that the idea of mass electrical issues has been considered and should have systems in place to manage the issue, the people that design these reactors are a damn sight smarter than any of us :p.

  • @callmequaz9052
    @callmequaz9052 5 лет назад +1228

    An asteroid 300 metres in size is about to slam into the the Earth, obliterating everything in a 60-70 km radius.
    Must be a Monday.

    • @MystikZ
      @MystikZ 5 лет назад +3

      Source?

    • @MystikZ
      @MystikZ 5 лет назад +4

      Shit, I watched the video and now I know.

    • @BULLTRONHERO
      @BULLTRONHERO 5 лет назад +8

      I'm sorry Jon...
      (r/imsorryjon)

    • @mattmcdonald4033
      @mattmcdonald4033 5 лет назад +15

      Why do I hear country roads

    • @defectivesickle5643
      @defectivesickle5643 5 лет назад +9

      @@mattmcdonald4033 *Laughs in Ireland*

  • @Grandmaster_Cow
    @Grandmaster_Cow 3 года назад +803

    Who else came to watch this after the “consumed by the apocalypse” video

  • @aricroy4258
    @aricroy4258 7 лет назад +1029

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    What else are you supposed to do?

    • @thebath6653
      @thebath6653 7 лет назад +9

      Aric Roy I suppose you could make two videos on the world ending?

    • @drtyslzy
      @drtyslzy 6 лет назад +4

      T H E B A T H I think that would make three negatives...so he would have had to make three videos to make that last negative a positive.

    • @gatto3030
      @gatto3030 6 лет назад +5

      I'm starting to concern about his mental state, to be honest.

    • @TheMidnightdemon
      @TheMidnightdemon 6 лет назад

      the magic lies in the word "almost" :D

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, the world *ALMOST* ended so many times that it make one feels happy and hopeful about one's situation since the chances for it to *NOT* be as it is, is SO HUGE.
      These reasons listed in the video might as well be the reasons why there are no aliens while human still yet live...we are simply THAT lucky.

  • @vinhny2406
    @vinhny2406 7 лет назад +1456

    It sad that quality is not helping Lemino grown

    • @seanblah6711
      @seanblah6711 7 лет назад +18

      Super - rinno Lemmino is great

    • @vinhny2406
      @vinhny2406 7 лет назад +36

      SeanPlayZZZ I know right, I been a sub to him since 500k

    • @crysicxp8027
      @crysicxp8027 7 лет назад +5

      Super - rinno ya so sad.... its not fair :(

    • @vinhny2406
      @vinhny2406 7 лет назад +29

      Blame Pepsi :)

    • @boogiexo
      @boogiexo 7 лет назад +12

      Super - rinno he has 2 mil, that's a lot for a possibly independent channel

  • @QUINOVIN
    @QUINOVIN 5 лет назад +562

    "Twenty minutes passed, and the price of bottle caps remained the same."
    I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @Cqjoker73
    @Cqjoker73 3 года назад +59

    "As evident by the fact that you are currently breathing-"
    I freaking love that.

    • @hoch2824
      @hoch2824 2 года назад +2

      And “As evident of this spinning globe”

  • @stephanandersen8439
    @stephanandersen8439 4 года назад +250

    5:52 "20 minutes passed, and the value of bottle caps remained the same" is the most well structured joke i have ever heard. Made me chuckle

  • @natekelley2593
    @natekelley2593 7 лет назад +274

    "Petrov was correct as evident by the fact that you are breathing" I don't know why but this made me crack up laughing

  • @Mika-435
    @Mika-435 4 года назад +506

    Just to be the clear, the captain of the Soviet submarine mentioned at 8:15 was a man named Valentin Savitsky. The senior officer who disagreed with him and prevented WWIII from breaking out was Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov.
    I felt like their names were worth mentioning considering that for a brief few minutes on that October day in 1962, they were the most powerful men on earth.
    Also, here's some more information on Vasili Arkhipov's life if anyone's interested.
    * He was born 30 January 1926, to a peasant family in the town of Staraya Kupavna.
    * He served aboard a minesweeper in the Soviet Navy during the Soviet invasion of Manchuria in 1945.
    * After graduating from the Caspian Higher Naval School in 1947, he served in the submarine service aboard boats in the Black Sea, Northern, and Baltic Fleets.
    * He was aboard the Soviet submarine K-19 as its executive officer when, in July 1961, there developed an extreme leak in the reactor coolant system. With no backup system, members of the crew had to work in high radiation levels for extended periods of time in order to prevent a meltdown. Although the crew was successful in their endeavor, the incident left everyone on board, including Arkhipov, irradiated. All members of the engineer crew and their divisional officer died within a month.
    * Following the Cuban Missile Crisis, Arkhipov continued to serve in the Soviet Navy. He was promoted to the rank of rear admiral in 1975 and vice-admiral in 1981, before retiring in the mid-1980s.
    * Vasili Arkhipov died on 19 August 1998 from kidney cancer. He left behind his wife, Olga Arkhipova, and a daughter named Yelena.

    • @DiceStrike
      @DiceStrike 4 года назад +1

      That was insightful.

    • @penguinolord548
      @penguinolord548 4 года назад +8

      Nerd
      I’m just kidding

    • @maekong2010
      @maekong2010 4 года назад +24

      I wish to thank him for his service. Thank you for the bio.

    • @miggyo.2235
      @miggyo.2235 4 года назад +3

      Harvey Fell still people would die and no matter what they will find a way to justify the war

    • @Cecilxii
      @Cecilxii 4 года назад +3

      Yelena..Yelena Arkhipov..has..a nice ring to it.....God Bless them all..

  • @mouzquerade
    @mouzquerade 3 года назад +77

    In a way, I'm super comforted by the fact that Earth seems to be really lucky and have people who also have faith that none of us actually want to end the world

    • @s_ame1135
      @s_ame1135 3 года назад +1

      @@Gigachad-mc5qz lmao. completely missed the point.

    • @s_ame1135
      @s_ame1135 3 года назад

      ​@@Gigachad-mc5qz omg. Read OP's comment again and then read your reply. See if there's any connection. Hence why I said you completely missed his point. Anyway, it's just a matter of comprehension anyway and you simply just lack of it so I'm not going to argue anymore. Only thing I'll say is good luck with your understanding of humanity and your reading comprehension.

  • @SageSea1
    @SageSea1 4 года назад +746

    8:28 This guy is the epitome of an unsung hero, even if it’s just inadvertence by circumstance. If you asked him if he would snap America out of existence if possible, he’d probably say “yes.” But personal values at stake, he made a personally weighed decision against the retaliation. Clearly, it wasn’t mere protocol or expected of him, as he was the only one in opposition to launching the weapon, and he wasn’t even the top ranked on board. This is the beauty of human communication and reasoning.

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 3 года назад +22

      One of the reasons why I believe automation will somehow lead to our humanity's destruction.

    • @zap3231
      @zap3231 3 года назад +12

      @@JoNarDLoLz An automated society wouldn't make the mistake of assuming that they were at war incorrectly in the first place. A humanized society did , and only survived because 1 man had the heart to stop it. Had he been replaced by someone else, we would not be here today.

    • @jellyrolls2765
      @jellyrolls2765 3 года назад +30

      He actually was the top ranked on board. As Time Ghost explained in their Cuban Missile Crisis day-by-day, the captain wanted to order a strike and the political commissar agreed. However, this sub was the flagship for the four subs trying to break through to Cuba, and thus had the squadron commander on board, who vetoed the strike.

    • @macbrown99
      @macbrown99 Год назад +13

      The man in question was named Vasily Arkhipov, if anyone is interested. A name that, much like Stanislav Petrov, ought to be remembered better than it is.

    • @jackdavenport5011
      @jackdavenport5011 Год назад +5

      It’s amazing to imagine that he likely saved the world just by deciding to veto everyone else’s decision on board

  • @oliviaocasain9980
    @oliviaocasain9980 4 года назад +3188

    "Hey you can't do that, only we're allowed to do that." Is probably the best description of the US government's mentality I've heard to date.

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 4 года назад +12

      honestly yeah

    • @Treynxxx
      @Treynxxx 4 года назад +20

      What are you gonna do about it?

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 4 года назад +86

      @@Treynxxx nothing anyone can really do

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 4 года назад +12

      is that a reference from the video "the history of the entire world, i guess" ?

    • @gold_monolith6816
      @gold_monolith6816 4 года назад +25

      EU: nice roads,schools and people
      USA: BIG BOMB HURT

  • @emeraldfox2949
    @emeraldfox2949 4 года назад +319

    "The apocalypse had to reschedule" That there is an amazing line that coveys what happened but sugar coats it in just a way that it still sends shivers down my spine

    • @abandonedaccount123
      @abandonedaccount123 2 года назад +2

      you either copied a comment word for word or another person copied your comment word for word

  • @asser5547
    @asser5547 3 года назад +362

    How does this guy find such good but underrated music...

    • @TheZinnieShow
      @TheZinnieShow 3 года назад +44

      he makes it, actually

    • @Terryxfcp
      @Terryxfcp 3 года назад +14

      he makes his own soundtracks

    • @bagasbramantyo9717
      @bagasbramantyo9717 3 года назад +14

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation Aphrodite's Child was a Greek band from the 60s to the 70s

    • @muhammadsabeehuddin4124
      @muhammadsabeehuddin4124 2 года назад +1

      fr vro teach us your methods sensei

    • @muhammadsabeehuddin4124
      @muhammadsabeehuddin4124 2 года назад +3

      @@Terryxfcp no lol. he makes only a few, like cipher (cicada 3301) or aloft (Malaysian 370). most of the others, he finds on other music sites, like murdered dancer (opening of jack the ripper) or hard heart (opening of d.b. cooper).

  • @LEMMiNO
    @LEMMiNO  7 лет назад +18801

    [Credits, References, and More]
    www.lemmi.no/p/grazed-by-the-apocalypse

    • @plumby7685
      @plumby7685 7 лет назад +587

      you should pin this comment because it's really far down

    • @gyly2405
      @gyly2405 7 лет назад +113

      LEMMiNO might wanna pin this one so people can see it :)

    • @jayjaycornell269
      @jayjaycornell269 7 лет назад +11

      LEMMiNO dtask677?

    • @yrovander
      @yrovander 7 лет назад +70

      hey did you know that Stanislov Petrov stated later after learning more about American tactics, he would have believed it was a real attack and passed on the info

    • @maxrevs24
      @maxrevs24 7 лет назад +16

      Its a fake account that telling you dtask677.

  • @jadsmvs8651
    @jadsmvs8651 3 года назад +3437

    "And the value of bottle caps remained the same"
    *Everyone liked that*

    • @jadsmvs8651
      @jadsmvs8651 3 года назад +97

      @@KingOfFrye Made a Fallout reference in reference to a Fallout reference.

    • @u.g.3298
      @u.g.3298 3 года назад +5

      😉👍🏻

    • @snorchill3170
      @snorchill3170 3 года назад +5

      You're a genius

    • @jadsmvs8651
      @jadsmvs8651 3 года назад +2

      @@snorchill3170 I try. Thank you

    • @someguy315
      @someguy315 3 года назад +1

      @@jadsmvs8651 Mind Fuck

  • @roland4240
    @roland4240 4 года назад +916

    "as the world is still spining, as evident by this globe"
    *shows burning globe*

  • @perfectevo2392
    @perfectevo2392 6 месяцев назад +3

    This channel is truly a gem. 7 years later and this video still holds up as a shining example of unparalleled quality.

  • @flizer5270
    @flizer5270 7 лет назад +459

    this video is beautifully designed with the old 1950/ 60s feel to the video is outstanding. Its hard to believe that earth has came so close to deviation.

    • @Streethawk1219
      @Streethawk1219 6 лет назад

      If you like that play Fallout

    • @nicobruin8618
      @nicobruin8618 6 лет назад +2

      Many of the images were from the the 1964 film Dr strangelove. Which is amazing and anyone interested in nuclear war must watch it.

    • @dylanj950
      @dylanj950 6 лет назад +6

      deviation? you mean devastation?

    • @brente89
      @brente89 6 лет назад +5

      @@dylanj950 why did it take a year for someone to correct this?!

    • @dylanj950
      @dylanj950 6 лет назад

      Brent Edwards idk

  • @MR-to9yk
    @MR-to9yk 5 лет назад +791

    "While the world is still spinning as evident by the rotation of this globe" **proceeds to show a globe on fire**

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 5 лет назад +21

      Flat earthers truggered

    • @stayfrosty6290
      @stayfrosty6290 5 лет назад +8

      Ahhh, so this is where Bill Nye got the idea for that science model in that one video.

    • @randomhuman2602
      @randomhuman2602 5 лет назад +4

      **Bill Nye wants to know your location**

    • @garybarnes4169
      @garybarnes4169 4 года назад

      Rotating in the wrong direction.

    • @marble69texasbias30
      @marble69texasbias30 4 года назад

      sounds like texas arazona and new mexico on a Monday in summer

  • @blub3816
    @blub3816 4 года назад +2312

    “lol america is scared of the moon”
    local 58: *laughs nervously*

    • @pizzarella985
      @pizzarella985 4 года назад +44

      finally, a man of culture

    • @mrbioshock783
      @mrbioshock783 4 года назад +16

      @@pizzarella985 ah yes we shall praise the all mighty moon how it praises us to gaze at it ,i shall see you soon with the moon

    • @briannawarren4174
      @briannawarren4174 4 года назад +43

      You mean, "His Throne"

    • @Steven_McCrae
      @Steven_McCrae 4 года назад +21

      front lawn , feet together.

    • @MeddyMed117
      @MeddyMed117 4 года назад +1

      I see you're a man of culture

  • @KimKhan
    @KimKhan 3 года назад +357

    If the Tunguska impact had struck Earth 8 hours later, it would have impacted smack dab right over St. Petersburg.
    Makes you think, sometimes we are graced by sheer dumb luck.

    • @dividedstatesofamerica2520
      @dividedstatesofamerica2520 3 года назад +6

      If only it did.

    • @susamogus1744
      @susamogus1744 3 года назад +58

      @@dividedstatesofamerica2520 are you saying that it getting hit is a good thing?

    • @ppurpleduck
      @ppurpleduck 3 года назад +44

      @@dividedstatesofamerica2520 bro what

    • @unistavanjesquarediagonal2687
      @unistavanjesquarediagonal2687 3 года назад +5

      Allah, not dumb lucj

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 3 года назад +5

      Well, the proportion of populated areas in the world is far smaller than that of uninhabited areas

  • @Trolaze
    @Trolaze 5 лет назад +3454

    Amerika: Puts billions and billions of dollars into research and installing missile detecting systems
    The Detecting Systems: ThE mOoN iS a rOcKet

  • @YakuzureNonon
    @YakuzureNonon 5 лет назад +5139

    USA: *puts missiles near russia
    Soviet union: *does the same
    USA: *wait, that's illegal*

    • @stathissim
      @stathissim 5 лет назад +66

      Well, Soviet Union posed a real threat to US allies (most of Central and West Europe, even with conventional missiles) and that was the pretext of placing missiles in Turkey, a NATO member. US did not directly threaten any Eastern Bloc countries and that's why the direct threat towards US soil was perceived as a serious and imminent threat.

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 лет назад +328

      @@stathissim no it doesn't. just because Russia is intimidating doesn't mean the US can use that reason to put a literal death bomb next to them. and when that happens to the US they all go whining that Russia is threatening them.

    • @TheXodic98
      @TheXodic98 5 лет назад +50

      It's really not as easy at it seems, but don't get me wrong, the actions of both states were extreme but the whole justification of putting nukes in Turkey (which happened I think around/after 1946) was because of the Turkish Straits Crisis. After WW2 Stalin wanted to expand his empire and so he wanted to enable free transport of goods through the Turkish Strait which connects the Black Sea to the Mediterranean Sea, but Turkey did not want this and since they were allied with the US it was interpreted as a way to take control of the strait, hence the reaction from the US.

    • @delhivines7804
      @delhivines7804 5 лет назад +136

      Usa is a bitch

    • @th3highwayman
      @th3highwayman 5 лет назад +8

      To be fair, by the time of the Crisis the missiles in Turkey were defunct and in need of maintenance and repairs.

  • @carlohas-banana7752
    @carlohas-banana7752 7 лет назад +1063

    This is one of your greatest of works. Yet, it did poorly in terms of views. I just wanted to thank you for making such an amazing video. Also, I understand that this video did poorly because it's not a top 10, lol.

    • @galihniwoii.4329
      @galihniwoii.4329 7 лет назад +23

      Carlohas-Banana yeah i know right! This was the best lemmino creation, the scene and music, sp geniusly picked, with all conspiracy or fact compilator on youtube, only this video that had made me triggered

    • @ariezon
      @ariezon 6 лет назад +1

      sometime people like a mystery for entertainment and everyone like to give their opinion to open wide for discussion, or even just for you know entertainment.

    • @jimmytran4596
      @jimmytran4596 6 лет назад

      Carlohas-Banana o

    • @Andrew-xc7kb
      @Andrew-xc7kb 6 лет назад +3

      Adûnâi For a RUclipsr like him who has 2.3 million subs (I think), 50k would be a real faliure.

    • @ballaurina8367
      @ballaurina8367 6 лет назад

      Maybe its the title. English is not my native language and Im confused by the word grazed.

  • @xXRedTheDragonXx
    @xXRedTheDragonXx Год назад +9

    I've come back to this video a few times now, and every time I watch it again it almost makes me cry. We have come so far, but yet we're so fragile. Several times we've literally come within inches of total self-annihilation or annihilation by external means. We are so, so lucky as humans to be alive today.

  • @lucignolo8333
    @lucignolo8333 6 лет назад +178

    this is pure and simple youtube gold

  • @LASAGNA_LARRY
    @LASAGNA_LARRY 5 лет назад +1368

    *U.S. thinks the Moon is a missile*
    Soviets: Wanna see something funnier?
    U.S: What
    *Soviets think sunlight is a missile*

    • @cocofilms5524
      @cocofilms5524 4 года назад +60

      The sun is a deadly laser.
      Not anymore, we realized its not.
      wow. this was way better in my head.

    • @spaceshipearth481
      @spaceshipearth481 4 года назад +11

      @@cocofilms5524 And the moon is a deadly missile that's slowly flying away from us.

    • @ibnfaiz7430
      @ibnfaiz7430 4 года назад +7

      Coco Films not anymore there’s a blanket

    • @duckietheduck
      @duckietheduck 4 года назад +22

      bill wurtz: the sun is a deadly lazer
      soviet union: dear god he's right

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 4 года назад +2

      @@spaceshipearth481 It probably misidentified the Moon as a battle station.

  • @3843mark
    @3843mark 7 лет назад +550

    I usually NEVER comment on RUclips,but I got to say,your videos are pure art ! Keep up the great work.

    • @42thgamer80
      @42thgamer80 7 лет назад +3

      I agree! I think we should comment more so he knows we love him!

    • @automatichornetNOJB
      @automatichornetNOJB 7 лет назад +1

      42thgamer there's 7,000+ comments I think he's fine

    • @42thgamer80
      @42thgamer80 7 лет назад

      Never know for sure, and he really deserves it!

  • @Texasyellow5687
    @Texasyellow5687 2 года назад +25

    “It is truly a miracle that we have come as far as we have.” That sent shivers down my spine. It’s true but like….damn.

  • @VRichardsn
    @VRichardsn 6 лет назад +384

    Huh. 1883 comet impact animation shows it hitting Denmark. I am sure it is just a coincidence.

    • @GiveMeBass93
      @GiveMeBass93 6 лет назад +48

      Even the asteroid doesn't want it's internet histroy revealed.

    • @giovanni9136
      @giovanni9136 6 лет назад +28

      Denmark doesn't exist therefore so does that comet impact

  • @bootleg_
    @bootleg_ 7 лет назад +639

    *Takes months to upload*
    *Makes up for the wait by making you have another existential crisis for the next 2 months*

    • @rizaldy2594
      @rizaldy2594 7 лет назад +14

      pretty sweet payoff if you ask me

    • @bootleg_
      @bootleg_ 7 лет назад +3

      crimson X Hell yeah

    • @RellatheFella
      @RellatheFella 7 лет назад +7

      he made me think about life so much that i don't even give a damn anymore

    • @jammydodger5838
      @jammydodger5838 7 лет назад +1

      ))

  • @revictwicaksono6388
    @revictwicaksono6388 4 года назад +2349

    “The Apocalypse is rescheduled”
    2020: YO WAZZAAP

    • @bongobongo3661
      @bongobongo3661 4 года назад +11

      False alarm

    • @THESIXTHEGG
      @THESIXTHEGG 4 года назад +19

      Bongo Bongo Coronavirus is gonna kill us all fam

    • @wowsuchhandle
      @wowsuchhandle 4 года назад +8

      false alarm again

    • @youreawizardhagrid
      @youreawizardhagrid 4 года назад +6

      Getting a little more accurate

    • @cykablyat5611
      @cykablyat5611 4 года назад +17

      @@THESIXTHEGG lol hiv and aids is more lethal than corona virus its just highly contagous

  • @asiancanadian1584
    @asiancanadian1584 2 года назад +25

    I remember back in 2012 the coronal mass ejection was heavily talked about by my parents. We were at the smithsonian air and space museum in D.C. that day it happened and I kept overhearing them talk about how devestating it would be if it would hit us and I thought we were going to die. I was weirdly calm. My parents bought my brother and I McDonalds for lunch (we usually don't buy it) and I was happy, but also suspicious because it wasn't really a special occation.

  • @v-fire1463
    @v-fire1463 7 лет назад +2689

    People in the comments are talking about apocalypse like there's no tomorrow.

    • @jackathy
      @jackathy 7 лет назад +3

      Varun Muttur Yea, because there felling sad because there creating an apocalypse...stupidity

    • @451asians
      @451asians 7 лет назад +128

      the joke
      your head

    • @bruhmomentmaker4979
      @bruhmomentmaker4979 7 лет назад +16

      Varun Muttur budum-tish

    • @articcenturion8387
      @articcenturion8387 7 лет назад +41

      Ow. Hmm, its bright today. Hey. it's getting brighter.

    • @TommyCubed
      @TommyCubed 7 лет назад +6

      Artic Centurion Its getting hotter?!?

  • @SponkBoo
    @SponkBoo 5 лет назад +855

    Anything: *happens*
    US Military: *damn Soviets.*

    • @communisttrash8590
      @communisttrash8590 5 лет назад +32

      “It’s the communists”- US military when anything happens

    • @d4rkm4tt3r4
      @d4rkm4tt3r4 4 года назад +6

      Those damn commies

    • @mlgtakeo4065
      @mlgtakeo4065 4 года назад +13

      The soviets when america does anything: *I'm to busy starving to care*

    • @Den_Stackars_Uttern2559
      @Den_Stackars_Uttern2559 4 года назад +10

      @@mlgtakeo4065 very original.

    • @mlgtakeo4065
      @mlgtakeo4065 4 года назад +6

      @@Den_Stackars_Uttern2559 its true though

  • @pgp555
    @pgp555 7 лет назад +2073

    this is great content.
    this is something that could be on tv.
    Edit: this is something that SHOULD be on tv. happy now?
    edit 2: Im happy that about 1800 people agree with me

    • @CertifiedHoodClassic0
      @CertifiedHoodClassic0 7 лет назад +49

      He deserves to be number 1 no doubt, but let's face it, people would rarther watch a Swedish guy scream at not-so scary games......

    • @thomasjin1415
      @thomasjin1415 7 лет назад +46

      pewds doesnt do that anymore -_-

    • @xcaderkilgard5300
      @xcaderkilgard5300 7 лет назад +27

      Preston Garvey Lemmino is also Swedish, 3rd best youtuber there, but PewDiePie and Avicci aren't in Sweden anymore so that makes Lemmino the #1 100% Swedish youtuber

    • @pgp555
      @pgp555 7 лет назад +22

      Preston Garvey i mean, you cant compare pewdiepie with lemmino.
      their content are completly different

    • @pgp555
      @pgp555 7 лет назад +11

      Preston Garvey also my point in this comment is that this content is good that it could be in channels like national geography or discovery

  • @orbyfied
    @orbyfied 3 года назад +41

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    *n i c e .*

  • @Calvinatorzcraft
    @Calvinatorzcraft 7 лет назад +662

    *small explosion goes off above water*
    Submarine captain: LAUNCH THE NUKES

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 6 лет назад +81

      in 2050:
      *kid throws plastic duck into sea*
      USSR Submarines: We have detected a level 10 threat, prepare ze nukes!!

    • @ksmi9109
      @ksmi9109 6 лет назад +42

      Year 3050:
      THE WINDS BLOW TOWARDS THE CAPITOL! DEPLOY THE WORLD SHATTERER!

    • @deeman2200
      @deeman2200 6 лет назад +33

      In 4050: hmm this looks like lonely planet, wonder what happened

    • @unclubbableplus
      @unclubbableplus 6 лет назад +54

      6050:
      God: Huh, it was here before, but now it's not.
      God's Science Teacher: Sure... You get an F.

    • @Mystickrage
      @Mystickrage 6 лет назад +12

      If this about the soviet sub let me explain it more the sub was underwater for 3 days the internal temp was 113f they had no communcations and the us fleet of 23 screeing ships and a few more heavy ships were directly over head just dropping depth charges as a screening tactic they didnt know the sub was there and the captian thought it was war he thought america learned they were there and were purposly trying to sink them the captian and second command then decided if they were going to be sunk they would destroy every ship sinking them with the nuclear weapon on board but for no reason what so ever execpt luck the flotilla commander of the alantic fleet for ussr was on board and denied the use out right and he talked them into surfacing and surrendering instead cause if the captain was wrong the world would die

  • @anindecisiveweeb8185
    @anindecisiveweeb8185 5 лет назад +160

    Humanity: Just barely scrapping by, one fuckup at a time

    • @pdubbxdmobliegamer5244
      @pdubbxdmobliegamer5244 4 года назад

      Humanity is the student who always gets told if he keeps it up, he'll fail, but he scrapes by with exactly a 60 in each class and graduates💀

  • @rasin847
    @rasin847 4 года назад +483

    So what I’m getting is that America just really didn’t like Russia.

    • @wallyhackenslacker
      @wallyhackenslacker 4 года назад +100

      Quoth Carl Sagan "Imagine, a room, awash in gasoline. And there are two implacable enemies in that room. One of them has 9,000 matches. The other has 7,000 matches. Each of them is concerned about who’s ahead, who’s stronger. Well, that's the kind of situation we are actually in."

    • @mrbioshock783
      @mrbioshock783 4 года назад +57

      @@wallyhackenslacker dick measuring contest on a new lvl

    • @i_forget
      @i_forget 4 года назад +5

      @@wallyhackenslacker you could even say "one party had 2 matches while the other party had 1" to the same effect

    • @rhettshanley8712
      @rhettshanley8712 4 года назад +2

      Rasin not sure if your fucking joking or not because that’s simple 5th grade history

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 4 года назад

      mikykr-5
      Well not anymore, the Soviet Union collapsed in 1991.

  • @Blucharls
    @Blucharls 2 года назад +60

    With everything happening in Ukraine right now, I've come back to this video. It's oddly comforting knowing how close we were to nuclear fallout, and it didn't happen. It makes me feel it might not happen now. Thanks for this video, Lemmino.

  • @Blizzic
    @Blizzic 6 лет назад +1982

    Guys I think I'm scared

    • @KurtisFetter
      @KurtisFetter 6 лет назад +5

      Blizzic spoked 🧟‍♂️

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 6 лет назад +21

      Why? It’s already happened, and always were beyond your control, fear does nothing

    • @Skyriths
      @Skyriths 6 лет назад +55

      The Looinrims It's uncontrollable, i hate when people just say "sadness is useless, stop doing it" It's such bullshit

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 6 лет назад +2

      Skyrith except that whole part where I’m correct, it doesn’t make it easy, and coming to terms with inevitability or lack of involvement makes it easier to ignore
      I hate people that wallow in their pity and just disagree with people offering solutions, such bullshit

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 6 лет назад

      Skyrith someone is rather upset at a RUclips comment, you probably should learn to control your emotions more

  • @Balpindo
    @Balpindo 4 года назад +3908

    Scientist : "If the meteor would hit a city it would be gone"
    *R e A l L y ? *

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 4 года назад +333

      I mean, honestly, how could you respond to that? It's a really humbling fact. I honestly don't know how I would respond if I were in his situation except with silence.

    • @MickMod
      @MickMod 4 года назад +67

      I think of it more in the way "This massive amount of people would die", and it being much more serious than one would expect, but it's still stupid to not expect a high number for NYC.

    • @haiku029
      @haiku029 3 года назад +6

      Lmao a 10km asteroid can kill everyone

    • @veratisium
      @veratisium 3 года назад +51

      @@haiku029 The meteor the guy talked about in front of the congressmen is 200 meters wide, a 10km would wipe the planet, I am not stating facts or have done any research but my thesis is it might chip a piece of the earth.

    • @haiku029
      @haiku029 3 года назад +2

      @@veratisium fr

  • @orishem8392
    @orishem8392 7 лет назад +591

    You are f***ing amazing man. Your videos are the best no competition

    • @TheSliderBy
      @TheSliderBy 7 лет назад +2

      DragonInferno99 Ω Cold Fusion is pretty good too.

    • @YuraVids
      @YuraVids 7 лет назад

      DragonInferno99 Ω yes, i agree

    • @elunelle1174
      @elunelle1174 7 лет назад +2

      ori shem you should watch *all* of his videos. He's definitely a quality over quantity channel.

    • @TheSliderBy
      @TheSliderBy 7 лет назад +1

      DragonInferno99 Ω Yeah, if you are into technology, AI, and what goes along with all that you should definitely check him out.

    • @saruboss18
      @saruboss18 7 лет назад

      yep quality vise his channel is one of the best, hope he get more subs and also make more videos

  • @adeactivated
    @adeactivated 3 года назад +32

    That 4th safety wire on that bomb:
    “Wouldn’t it be funny if I were to scare literally everyone in America?”

  • @dodoubleg182
    @dodoubleg182 5 лет назад +549

    this makes me happy and also sad
    1. i'm happy because i'm still alive and
    2. i'm sad because i'm still alive

  • @KONATI
    @KONATI 7 лет назад +438

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up." Nice.

    • @AndyxXx21
      @AndyxXx21 7 лет назад +19

      are you blind

    • @xcool233
      @xcool233 7 лет назад +1

      Francisco A G Description

  • @seamuspink9098
    @seamuspink9098 5 лет назад +401

    8:07
    -Hey there's a russian sub beneath us
    -Try to contact them
    -How?
    -Let's drop some depth charges! Thats very friendly!

    • @spartan1503
      @spartan1503 5 лет назад +10

      It was a low depth charge not really dangerous to a submarine but if the sub close enough to the depth charge it's easy to assume it's a attack

    • @mobiuscoreindustries
      @mobiuscoreindustries 5 лет назад +38

      The guys were submerged and didn't receive the orders from Moscow telling them that American destroyers would use practice depth charges and grenades to tell the sub "alright, we found you, just get the fuck back up now" so it was right for them to assume they were using grenades to enhance sonar readings and then were using full size depth charges to take them out.

    • @kanaserwisowy7166
      @kanaserwisowy7166 5 лет назад +11

      Well... you got any better ideas?

    • @carson.4612
      @carson.4612 4 года назад +6

      Nah let’s have one of our loyal lads get the diving gear and start knocking on the commies’ door, that’ll do it.

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 4 года назад +5

      @@carson.4612 Imagine if they did that and some poor schmuck in that sub actualy opened door to see who is knocking :-D

  • @SagaciousTv
    @SagaciousTv 3 года назад +46

    This man has to have the most captivating videos on RUclips. Once you find him you’re hooked. Unbelievably professional

  • @s.v.o.579
    @s.v.o.579 3 года назад +312

    "Mistaken the moon for a Soviet attack"
    Classic

    • @fenderman6127
      @fenderman6127 3 года назад +14

      That happened to my buddy Eric once

    • @zipf
      @zipf 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @Aecor
      @Aecor 3 года назад +4

      @@fenderman6127 ofc Eric has experienced everything

    • @vangogh2486
      @vangogh2486 2 года назад +1

      Always blame the Soviet

  • @samovarmaker9673
    @samovarmaker9673 7 лет назад +335

    that tune at the beginning was from the announcement in 1941 that Nazi Germany invaded the Soviet Union.

    • @overlyadequate9447
      @overlyadequate9447 7 лет назад +44

      STALINGRAD! THOUSANDS FROZEN, CANT TREK BACK, TOO COLD... losing consciousness... commie bastards.. (dies)

    • @britscout6496
      @britscout6496 7 лет назад +8

      George Ushakov you sound like tf2's soldier

    • @command_unit7792
      @command_unit7792 6 лет назад +1

      eh it was a general start of all state announcements in soviet union....

    • @KOTYAR0
      @KOTYAR0 5 лет назад

      Hey, you sre fucking right! That IS совинформбюро background tune, used for every official announcement!

    • @KOTYAR0
      @KOTYAR0 5 лет назад

      @@overlyadequate9447 Nazis were socialist, too. Kind of commies, I mean.

  • @Theres_No_PlanetB
    @Theres_No_PlanetB 5 лет назад +221

    "was correct by the fact that your breathing right now" lol

  • @nexus8407
    @nexus8407 3 года назад +22

    "It's truly a miracle we have come as far as we have"

  • @malikitbe9211
    @malikitbe9211 7 лет назад +506

    Top 10 Facts: The Future
    Top 10 Facts: Extinction
    Top 10 Facts: Mutations

    • @stefanocampagna414
      @stefanocampagna414 7 лет назад

      Malik ItBe III

    • @jormasenpai
      @jormasenpai 7 лет назад +5

      Malik ItBe the future would be an interesting one xD

    • @V0L74GE_H4CK
      @V0L74GE_H4CK 6 лет назад

      or as these facts are know when put together, evolution.

    • @kylefitz.2639
      @kylefitz.2639 6 лет назад +1

      ur mom
      So true...

    • @noahn4336
      @noahn4336 6 лет назад

      I mean mutations isn't completely insane. One mutation can be pretty small but a small mutation would get extremely confusing the fact that bioogists looks through Dna and see strips on different places. I fail biology cause of that so I gotta redo that again.

  • @Sealdrop
    @Sealdrop 7 лет назад +1607

    THE ASTEROID HIT DENMARK HAHAHAHAGHA

  • @itsTechni
    @itsTechni 5 лет назад +461

    This channel has the greatest content to watch while Vsauce is silent.

  • @kevindube7096
    @kevindube7096 3 года назад +82

    “Hey! Only we are allowed to do that!” should be part of the USA national anthem

  • @Max-xl5kx
    @Max-xl5kx 5 лет назад +249

    "12% chance that CME will happen again in the next 10 years" cHriSt

    • @scardycat8355
      @scardycat8355 5 лет назад +33

      That will be on my mind of the next 10 years now.

    • @sammysamosa1404
      @sammysamosa1404 5 лет назад +26

      sk0sH because it wasn’t significant

    • @7214jq
      @7214jq 5 лет назад +5

      SammySamosa it was significant weren’t u listening? He said it missed us

    • @communisttrash8590
      @communisttrash8590 5 лет назад

      OH YEAH!!!!!

    • @miguelmalvina5200
      @miguelmalvina5200 4 года назад +1

      2020 lol

  • @AB-bg7os
    @AB-bg7os 7 лет назад +785

    Vault-Tech : prepare for the future!

    • @CaseSet236
      @CaseSet236 7 лет назад +33

      Pulowski nuclear protection on a budget

    • @sqweed653
      @sqweed653 7 лет назад +17

      I'm gonna spend all my money on blast radius board games.

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 7 лет назад +19

      Synth Curie Actually, it's "vault-tec"

    • @jcshark7023
      @jcshark7023 7 лет назад +15

      Synth Curie
      It's Vault-Tec ya dam stupid synth, not Vault-Tech.

    • @zackatwood2867
      @zackatwood2867 7 лет назад +1

      That's why I have the real shit: a good overpressured cabin 4x4, a gas mask, plenty of filters, mopp gear, duct tape, and iodine tablets for 120days. (but no guns because even though I'm a desert-dweller us Californians hate guns)

  • @Hank_the_Goose
    @Hank_the_Goose 4 года назад +421

    Alien one: did you check on the humans?
    Alien two: yes. Looks like they had another close call.
    Alien one: really? Last time it was the moon that set off their alarms. what did it this time.
    Alien two: (shows paper) the fucking sun.
    Alien one: (flips the table in frustration)

  • @AlejandroGonzalez-vt4nq
    @AlejandroGonzalez-vt4nq Год назад +5

    13:12 it's been 6 years already and we are still good.

  • @georgplaz
    @georgplaz 5 лет назад +831

    "Hey, you can't do that!
    Only we can do that!"
    - USA, all the time

  • @kamyar9782
    @kamyar9782 7 лет назад +300

    Is it bad that my heart dropped when I heard that our electronics could be knocked for years but didn't care that we could go extinct?

    • @azk12k11
      @azk12k11 7 лет назад +9

      yes

    • @BlackSun6393
      @BlackSun6393 7 лет назад +21

      You wouldn't be alive to experience extinction so it's understandable.

    • @CanterlotCrusader
      @CanterlotCrusader 7 лет назад +20

      Anonymous
      We are kinda told in our basic education that we could be dead any day now and it's a flip of the switch away, so I think we've become numb to our own power (not a good thing).
      However, imagining having to deal with the insanity of our society without the ease of communication and power of technology we have become reliant just fills me with dread and is like a slow, painful death with possible recovery, but the world might change drastically because of it.

    • @watergategaming5639
      @watergategaming5639 7 лет назад

      think what it would be like...

    • @vikingraider58
      @vikingraider58 7 лет назад

      I mean if that happened millions would die because of the economic turmoil

  • @wanderinghistorian
    @wanderinghistorian 5 лет назад +77

    "I call it luck."
    Han Solo
    "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck."
    Obi Wan Kenobi

  • @joshdreams2343
    @joshdreams2343 2 года назад +9

    Lemmino is one of the BEST creators of our time and I appreciate the fact that I’m alive to witness this.