Grazed by the Apocalypse

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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @julianbermejo3162
    @julianbermejo3162 7 лет назад +6859

    "...and the value of bottle caps remained the same."
    Finest choice of words in human history.

    • @hanu5456
      @hanu5456 7 лет назад +94

      Julius Caesar good i was wondering why i didnt see anyone talking about bottle caps

    • @dizzypear
      @dizzypear 7 лет назад +4

      actually lemmino said that

    • @julianbermejo3162
      @julianbermejo3162 7 лет назад +7

      yeh, I know

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 7 лет назад +59

      damn, if such chances occured, my parents now would've just allowed me to wear raider clothes, fuck

    • @kryse4806
      @kryse4806 7 лет назад +29

      or even power armor

  • @nino7771cp
    @nino7771cp 7 лет назад +5728

    "20 minutes passed, and the value of bottlecaps remained the same"
    hehe

  • @uraid
    @uraid 3 года назад +6679

    Humans: That's the moon.
    Early Warning System in Greenland: *That's no moon.*

    • @cinegraphics
      @cinegraphics 3 года назад +311

      US early warning system: Correctly detects that Soviets are using Moon to attack the US.

    • @danaanglim873
      @danaanglim873 3 года назад +56

      That was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. . . .

    • @LynchtheFinch
      @LynchtheFinch 3 года назад +9

      underrated

    • @facundozanatta5877
      @facundozanatta5877 3 года назад +21

      Greenland predicted Local 58

    • @Egg.426
      @Egg.426 3 года назад +16

      It's not a moon (it's not a moon)
      It's not a moon (it's not a moon)
      It's not a moon

  • @hidorah3276
    @hidorah3276 3 года назад +1907

    "Brighter than anything you have ever seen"
    *Laughs in Discord Light Mode*

  • @kbto
    @kbto 4 года назад +5279

    US: *Invests millions in a missile detection system*
    Missile detection system: *M Ö Ö N*

  • @wthrill6804
    @wthrill6804 4 года назад +4853

    “80 million trees flattened”
    Really makes the team trees project seem small

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 4 года назад +341

      There's more trees on Earth than stars in our galaxy. Roughly 3 trillion of them, I believe, though the number is constantly decreasing.

    • @markl4159
      @markl4159 4 года назад +105

      @@SpencerfromEarth :(

    • @victorvictor8587
      @victorvictor8587 4 года назад +53

      All we can hope for is that they take those Radio Active trees and make dashboards fo High-end Luxury Autos then we can get Rid of the Wealthy .

    • @davidabanto8121
      @davidabanto8121 4 года назад +38

      @@SpencerfromEarth that's not true at all lol

    • @SpencerfromEarth
      @SpencerfromEarth 4 года назад +158

      @@davidabanto8121 "the scientific journal Nature titled “Mapping Tree Density at a Global Scale,” which provided an estimate for the number of trees on Earth of 3.04 trillion."
      "The most common answer seems to be that there are 100 billion stars in the Milky Way on the low-end and 400 billion on the high end."

  • @lilywalker7499
    @lilywalker7499 3 года назад +756

    "Hey, you can't do that! Only we are allowed to do that!"
    "I don't know what you're talking about?"
    LITERALLY ANY ATTEMPT AT DIPLOMACY EVER

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 года назад +28

      Any human interactions
      *ever*

    • @samchiu9918
      @samchiu9918 2 года назад +18

      Sounds a lot like the playtime of six year olds. Wait... does that mean...

    • @benjaminmontenegro3423
      @benjaminmontenegro3423 Год назад +5

      @@samchiu9918 we're all children

  • @TycoonTitian01
    @TycoonTitian01 3 года назад +1475

    “Flash of an atomic bomb” and “at any moment “ should have never had to be in the same sentence

    • @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665
      @komi-sanmustbeprotected5665 3 года назад +104

      My Grandfather was living in the US in the height of the coldwar and he said it was genuinely terrifying because “everyone just decided the nukes were already coming”

    • @evepayler1461
      @evepayler1461 2 года назад +7

      Partculy if “mass extinction” or “near enielation” precede those words

    • @justasteamplayer7542
      @justasteamplayer7542 2 года назад +3

      @@evepayler1461 annihilation*

    • @davidlian1301
      @davidlian1301 2 года назад +2

      Unless the word 'not' is included

    • @Simon-jv9bm
      @Simon-jv9bm 2 года назад

      We wish that at any moment and every moment that we will never see an flash of an atomic bomb.

  • @vinkhe861
    @vinkhe861 4 года назад +3464

    America : funds a missile detection system and puts billions of dollars into it
    The system : you see that moon? i dont like how it looks

    • @pwh1981
      @pwh1981 3 года назад +168

      The system: That's no moon. It's a missile.

    • @vinkhe861
      @vinkhe861 3 года назад +68

      @@pwh1981
      plot twist : missile detection system was just obi wan kenobi and a magnifying glass

    • @MrSpruce
      @MrSpruce 3 года назад +80

      Plot twist: Russians launch moon at USA under the assumption it will no longer trigger their warning systems.

    • @MetaReplication
      @MetaReplication 3 года назад +3

      That is an amazing comment xD

    • @nikhilmanali920
      @nikhilmanali920 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @wyrmkintoothgrim1174
    @wyrmkintoothgrim1174 5 лет назад +14097

    "Sir, we've figured out what we detected!"
    "What is it?"
    "The moon, sir!"
    "Dear god... those damn commies have turned the moon into a missile!"

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 5 лет назад +1453

      "General! We've discovered what the missiles are!"
      "Tell me."
      "It's the sun, sir. Specifically sunlight."
      "Cyka! Those damn americans! So they've made a death ray using the sun then? Fear not, we shall retaliate using our Death Moon."

    • @ravenlord4
      @ravenlord4 5 лет назад +599

      "You throw another moon at me I'm gonna lose it"

    • @JamesTheFoxeArt
      @JamesTheFoxeArt 5 лет назад +225

      “We will have tea while you two still fight over this”

    • @alexmasraum7596
      @alexmasraum7596 5 лет назад +109

      sounds like a conversation simmons and sarge would have..

    • @inaudiblejet6792
      @inaudiblejet6792 5 лет назад +154

      That aint no moon, thats a...
      a fleet of ships running the pepsi flag

  • @jakegriffith6871
    @jakegriffith6871 2 года назад +399

    Nice to know that nuclear missile warning systems could be fooled by stuff like "sunlight on a cloud" or "the moon"

  • @BlackOps2543x
    @BlackOps2543x 2 года назад +384

    3:53 this entire Senate Hearing clip is so good. You have the context relating to what the narrator just said, then you have Dr. Lu saying the entire population of NYC would be dead. The music fades in at just the correct volume to hear the speaker, "Really?" and then cuts away. Absolute masterpiece.

    • @sophiewooloo
      @sophiewooloo 19 дней назад +3

      you verbalised my very thoughts, god it gave me full body chills and brought tears to my eyes.

  • @suyangsong
    @suyangsong 5 лет назад +3570

    Stanislav Petrov is literally the saviour of humanity lol.

    • @FrenchToast663
      @FrenchToast663 5 лет назад +414

      That's not a laughing matter. He's known as "The Man Who Saved The World"

    • @suyangsong
      @suyangsong 5 лет назад +225

      @@FrenchToast663 of course not, I am being 100% serious

    • @Egonsraad
      @Egonsraad 5 лет назад +299

      @@suyangsong he should have won the nobel peace prize

    • @Arch3an
      @Arch3an 5 лет назад +38

      Definitely

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 лет назад +27

      @@doggo00 you live under a rock or smth?

  • @aleksandar9873
    @aleksandar9873 7 лет назад +4678

    Your videos look almost too professional.

    • @AnteBrkic
      @AnteBrkic 7 лет назад +112

      And to think of it, at his age my major concern was which brand of cigarettes is cheaper.

    • @OhTeezyy1
      @OhTeezyy1 7 лет назад +77

      Lot of time and work go into these videos. Only ever seen top quality from lemmino

    • @PronomicalArtist
      @PronomicalArtist 7 лет назад +32

      netflix show, tv is dead.

    • @alecwhatshisname5170
      @alecwhatshisname5170 7 лет назад +3

      MixedUp Games uhhhh... no, not really. TV has millions of dollars of budget for each show.

    • @arsalanhashmi2911
      @arsalanhashmi2911 6 лет назад +43

      I just watched his Dyatlov Pass case video. He said he spent the better part of a month hiring russian translators to read various documents. If that doesn't scream dedication to you i dont know what does

  • @dynamitedudes
    @dynamitedudes Год назад +81

    2:34 I love how the swede chose DENMARK as the point of impact

  • @Titus.21
    @Titus.21 3 года назад +1871

    Alternate title: your lucky your even reading this

    • @anagramconfirmed1717
      @anagramconfirmed1717 3 года назад +239

      You're*

    • @thishd6596
      @thishd6596 3 года назад +81

      @@anagramconfirmed1717 Finally someone pointed it out. It feels like everyone doesn’t know how to spell nowadays, especially on tiktok...

    • @Nemenis
      @Nemenis 3 года назад +10

      grammar nazi

    • @spl3219
      @spl3219 3 года назад +69

      @@Nemenis that term is so overused now, youre not even valid to even use it you normie

    • @iamstupidsoimgoingtosay-6404
      @iamstupidsoimgoingtosay-6404 3 года назад +9

      @@spl3219 please stfu

  • @ShadowDaPk
    @ShadowDaPk 4 года назад +5571

    God, the whole cold war slowly starts looking more and more like children playing with nitroglycerin.

    • @chrishaines9584
      @chrishaines9584 4 года назад +373

      It kinda was, ngl

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 4 года назад +382

      It was like a very high-risk staring contest.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад +42

      That’s a really dumb level of Monday morning quarterbacking but sure

    • @crustman5982
      @crustman5982 4 года назад +234

      You ever see 2 cats just growling at each other because both of them don’t want to fight and both of them don’t want to back down? It’s like that but instead of them getting scratched all life is wiped off the earth

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 4 года назад +25

      M.A. R because one globalization, war always leads to economic depression, two people enjoy living in the bubble and three unpopular regimes can’t easily be cast down if there’s that many people supporting them, how many “a civil war would never happen because the government has nukes” have you heard?

  • @lappo7290
    @lappo7290 5 лет назад +5887

    The one most scary phrase I ever heard in my entire life: 'The Apocalypse is rescheduled'

    • @Niklas.K95
      @Niklas.K95 5 лет назад +199

      '2 minutes to midnight'
      Doomsday Clock

    • @ahobaka1495
      @ahobaka1495 5 лет назад +69

      ikr... that's so unsettling

    • @hatemf23
      @hatemf23 5 лет назад +53

      yes, because its coming just not today.

    • @raiderfox7229
      @raiderfox7229 5 лет назад +13

      2 bloody minutes...

    • @mags6201
      @mags6201 5 лет назад +72

      Welcome to Night Vale.
      Todays news: The Apocalypse has been rescheduled for Friday. Also, Friday has been canceled due to scheduling errors.
      And now. For the Weather

  • @quetzalthegamer
    @quetzalthegamer 3 года назад +234

    This video and "Consumed by the Apocalypse" are really good at illustrating the knife edge that our civilization is balanced on. The universe (and even ourselves) could easily squash us flat and erase our species forever. We're lucky to be alive right now.

    • @quantumblur_3145
      @quantumblur_3145 Год назад +5

      The most embarrassing variable in the _Cosmic Filter_ hypothesis

    • @WhlteWolf9
      @WhlteWolf9 8 месяцев назад +2

      no wonder we cant find aliens in space, they probably all annihalated eachother/themselves. Or we're just under a strict radio silence policy because we're one of the last native planets in the universe.

  • @Grandmaster_Cow
    @Grandmaster_Cow 3 года назад +791

    Who else came to watch this after the “consumed by the apocalypse” video

  • @chocolatelightning
    @chocolatelightning 5 лет назад +10849

    when a youtube channel is so good it could compete with some netflix series

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 5 лет назад +432

      This is far better than Netflix. Even when you go back to old stuff you compare it to channels like this.

    • @chocolatelightning
      @chocolatelightning 5 лет назад +86

      @DW DW im saying that a free youtube video is the same if not better than big budget netflix shows idk what tho but lemmino funds himself of youtube wile netflix uses the 10 dollar a month shit and yet they are both about the same quality

    • @tiermax1629
      @tiermax1629 4 года назад +11

      Ace Rothstein don’t say that.

    • @ryansmith5274
      @ryansmith5274 4 года назад +13

      Say what you wanna say, ima enjoy my Red vs Blue on Netflix even though it also exists on RUclips, because I’m too lazy to watch every episode individually

    • @iliketacos2702
      @iliketacos2702 4 года назад +6

      Ryan Smith they redid it for Netflix though, so it’s not as classic

  • @ariestheram5693
    @ariestheram5693 4 года назад +6659

    The U.S. : *thinks the Moon is a missile*
    The Soviets : *thinks the sun is a missile*
    Perfectly balanced, as all things should be

    • @zach7372
      @zach7372 4 года назад +335

      Everything is a missle of you push it hard enough

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 3 года назад +312

      I mean if you think about it, the Moon had the US flag hoisted. The Sun is yellow and red, like the Soviet flag. There's irony in there, they both pointed missiles at their respective flags and colours.

    • @gaywoman420
      @gaywoman420 3 года назад +45

      @@kennarajora6532 woah... bro...

    • @KudosK42
      @KudosK42 3 года назад +3

      @@zach7372 was that a pun?

    • @sorcierenoire8651
      @sorcierenoire8651 3 года назад +4

      @@zach7372 All it takes is a little push.

  • @Cqjoker73
    @Cqjoker73 2 года назад +54

    "As evident by the fact that you are currently breathing-"
    I freaking love that.

    • @hoch2824
      @hoch2824 2 года назад +1

      And “As evident of this spinning globe”

  • @asser5547
    @asser5547 3 года назад +356

    How does this guy find such good but underrated music...

    • @TheZinnieShow
      @TheZinnieShow 3 года назад +44

      he makes it, actually

    • @Terryxfcp
      @Terryxfcp 2 года назад +14

      he makes his own soundtracks

    • @bagasbramantyo9717
      @bagasbramantyo9717 2 года назад +13

      @Federal Bureau of Investigation Aphrodite's Child was a Greek band from the 60s to the 70s

    • @muhammadsabeehuddin4124
      @muhammadsabeehuddin4124 Год назад +1

      fr vro teach us your methods sensei

    • @muhammadsabeehuddin4124
      @muhammadsabeehuddin4124 Год назад +3

      @@Terryxfcp no lol. he makes only a few, like cipher (cicada 3301) or aloft (Malaysian 370). most of the others, he finds on other music sites, like murdered dancer (opening of jack the ripper) or hard heart (opening of d.b. cooper).

  • @LordSelf99
    @LordSelf99 4 года назад +10974

    "There is a 12% chance it could happen in the next decade"
    Well, who knows what 2020 still have for us

    • @whimsy5623
      @whimsy5623 4 года назад +447

      It sure as hell isn’t going well

    • @Prodrentjet
      @Prodrentjet 4 года назад +389

      WW3, Kobe's death, corona virus, Kim jong un's resurrection.....

    • @LordSelf99
      @LordSelf99 4 года назад +337

      @@Prodrentjet 2020: THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

    • @GPN007a
      @GPN007a 4 года назад +169

      Had a dream late last year where some domestic terrorist started shooting folk here in NYC and as I'm talking to the cops about it, we turn over and see a ball of fire come dropping down in the direction of central park. I ain't psychic but considering 2020 so far... Lol 😭

    • @Nomin130
      @Nomin130 4 года назад +35

      @@Prodrentjet Its well known that the DPRK has mastered the art of necromancy.

  • @OutXider
    @OutXider 4 года назад +2973

    We're living in the timeline where we survived these.

    • @sleesh2439
      @sleesh2439 4 года назад +287

      The biggest proof i have that there's something out there lookin out for us is that we are still fucking alive.

    • @rodewesleyrabel1373
      @rodewesleyrabel1373 4 года назад +24

      @@sleesh2439 same

    • @jiimbjimbo5263
      @jiimbjimbo5263 4 года назад +138

      We're in the timeline where human extinction just hasnt happened yet, we'll get there at some point

    • @qcumber6652
      @qcumber6652 4 года назад +35

      Reminds me of quantum suicide.

    • @Market_
      @Market_ 4 года назад +16

      Sleesh Or It’s just probability and we are one of okayish timelines.

  • @KimKhan
    @KimKhan 3 года назад +352

    If the Tunguska impact had struck Earth 8 hours later, it would have impacted smack dab right over St. Petersburg.
    Makes you think, sometimes we are graced by sheer dumb luck.

    • @dividedstatesofamerica2520
      @dividedstatesofamerica2520 3 года назад +5

      If only it did.

    • @susamogus1744
      @susamogus1744 3 года назад +57

      @@dividedstatesofamerica2520 are you saying that it getting hit is a good thing?

    • @ppurpleduck
      @ppurpleduck 3 года назад +43

      @@dividedstatesofamerica2520 bro what

    • @unistavanjesquarediagonal2687
      @unistavanjesquarediagonal2687 2 года назад +5

      Allah, not dumb lucj

    • @HaydenLau.
      @HaydenLau. 2 года назад +5

      Well, the proportion of populated areas in the world is far smaller than that of uninhabited areas

  • @mouzquerade
    @mouzquerade 2 года назад +73

    In a way, I'm super comforted by the fact that Earth seems to be really lucky and have people who also have faith that none of us actually want to end the world

    • @s_ame1135
      @s_ame1135 2 года назад +1

      @@Gigachad-mc5qz lmao. completely missed the point.

    • @s_ame1135
      @s_ame1135 2 года назад

      ​@@Gigachad-mc5qz omg. Read OP's comment again and then read your reply. See if there's any connection. Hence why I said you completely missed his point. Anyway, it's just a matter of comprehension anyway and you simply just lack of it so I'm not going to argue anymore. Only thing I'll say is good luck with your understanding of humanity and your reading comprehension.

  • @oliviaocasain9980
    @oliviaocasain9980 4 года назад +2875

    "Hey you can't do that, only we're allowed to do that." Is probably the best description of the US government's mentality I've heard to date.

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 3 года назад +8

      honestly yeah

    • @Treynxxx
      @Treynxxx 3 года назад +18

      What are you gonna do about it?

    • @kennarajora6532
      @kennarajora6532 3 года назад +81

      @@Treynxxx nothing anyone can really do

    • @yusha1059
      @yusha1059 3 года назад +10

      is that a reference from the video "the history of the entire world, i guess" ?

    • @gold_monolith6816
      @gold_monolith6816 3 года назад +23

      EU: nice roads,schools and people
      USA: BIG BOMB HURT

  • @hectorherrera5629
    @hectorherrera5629 5 лет назад +5141

    USA: *puts missiles near russia
    Soviet union: *does the same
    USA: *wait, that's illegal*

    • @stathissim
      @stathissim 5 лет назад +65

      Well, Soviet Union posed a real threat to US allies (most of Central and West Europe, even with conventional missiles) and that was the pretext of placing missiles in Turkey, a NATO member. US did not directly threaten any Eastern Bloc countries and that's why the direct threat towards US soil was perceived as a serious and imminent threat.

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 лет назад +327

      @@stathissim no it doesn't. just because Russia is intimidating doesn't mean the US can use that reason to put a literal death bomb next to them. and when that happens to the US they all go whining that Russia is threatening them.

    • @TheXodic98
      @TheXodic98 5 лет назад +50

      It's really not as easy at it seems, but don't get me wrong, the actions of both states were extreme but the whole justification of putting nukes in Turkey (which happened I think around/after 1946) was because of the Turkish Straits Crisis. After WW2 Stalin wanted to expand his empire and so he wanted to enable free transport of goods through the Turkish Strait which connects the Black Sea to the Mediterranean Sea, but Turkey did not want this and since they were allied with the US it was interpreted as a way to take control of the strait, hence the reaction from the US.

    • @delhivines7804
      @delhivines7804 5 лет назад +136

      Usa is a bitch

    • @th3highwayman
      @th3highwayman 5 лет назад +8

      To be fair, by the time of the Crisis the missiles in Turkey were defunct and in need of maintenance and repairs.

  • @williamneylon7758
    @williamneylon7758 2 года назад +48

    3:53 when Nelson j responds with:
    “Really?”
    A horrifying feeling.

    • @Ghosty6464
      @Ghosty6464 2 года назад +1

      Truly humbling

    • @adamlindsay4761
      @adamlindsay4761 2 года назад +2

      Yes! I was going to comment but I found yours. The way he says it with a tone of astonishment in his voice sends shivers down my spine for some reason

  • @aCaboodL
    @aCaboodL 3 года назад +29

    That 4th safety wire on that bomb:
    “Wouldn’t it be funny if I were to scare literally everyone in America?”

  • @beanieweenies2383
    @beanieweenies2383 4 года назад +4169

    Russian captain: *underwater*
    US captain: “I shall now communicate in the only way humans know how”

    • @thepolishdinosaur9015
      @thepolishdinosaur9015 4 года назад +125

      BY BLOWING THEM UP lol caps was on but it makes sense

    • @t26e44
      @t26e44 3 года назад +132

      The Polish Dinosaur it’s similar to signaling someone by firing a blank gun at their approximate direction

    • @dawid12301d
      @dawid12301d 3 года назад +166

      US Destroyers: 'Let's drop a bunch of bombs on them to show our friendly intentions'

    • @THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER
      @THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER 3 года назад +5

      what?

    • @carreraman8364
      @carreraman8364 3 года назад +6

      @@dawid12301d they were depth charges

  • @tacticaljuke6728
    @tacticaljuke6728 7 лет назад +2062

    "And the value of bottle caps remain the same"
    Excellent Fallout reference 👍

    • @arsalanhashmi2911
      @arsalanhashmi2911 6 лет назад +14

      Thank god im not the only one who got that

    • @giorgigarsevanidze6334
      @giorgigarsevanidze6334 6 лет назад +7

      I didn't know, if that was a reference from Fallout. I thought it was a joke.

    • @leonardolejarde467
      @leonardolejarde467 6 лет назад +1

      loL

    • @Streethawk1219
      @Streethawk1219 6 лет назад +5

      Who is hyped for 76?

    • @codgun8575
      @codgun8575 5 лет назад +1

      Streethawk1219 Fallout just gets progressively worse, I doubt 76 will be that good. I don't want Rust 2: Fallout 76, I want a decent singleplayer game with maybe co-op and some multiplayer support that's optional. Bethesda already couldn't even make Fallout 4 anything more than the equivalent of "so bad it's good" movies.

  • @orbyfied
    @orbyfied 3 года назад +40

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    *n i c e .*

  • @kevindube7096
    @kevindube7096 3 года назад +80

    “Hey! Only we are allowed to do that!” should be part of the USA national anthem

  • @vinhny2406
    @vinhny2406 7 лет назад +1449

    It sad that quality is not helping Lemino grown

    • @seanblah6711
      @seanblah6711 7 лет назад +18

      Super - rinno Lemmino is great

    • @vinhny2406
      @vinhny2406 7 лет назад +36

      SeanPlayZZZ I know right, I been a sub to him since 500k

    • @crysicxp8027
      @crysicxp8027 7 лет назад +5

      Super - rinno ya so sad.... its not fair :(

    • @vinhny2406
      @vinhny2406 7 лет назад +29

      Blame Pepsi :)

    • @boogiexo
      @boogiexo 7 лет назад +12

      Super - rinno he has 2 mil, that's a lot for a possibly independent channel

  • @Trolaze
    @Trolaze 4 года назад +3455

    Amerika: Puts billions and billions of dollars into research and installing missile detecting systems
    The Detecting Systems: ThE mOoN iS a rOcKet

  • @AlejandroGonzalez-vt4nq
    @AlejandroGonzalez-vt4nq 7 месяцев назад +5

    13:12 it's been 6 years already and we are still good.

  • @asiancanadian1584
    @asiancanadian1584 Год назад +23

    I remember back in 2012 the coronal mass ejection was heavily talked about by my parents. We were at the smithsonian air and space museum in D.C. that day it happened and I kept overhearing them talk about how devestating it would be if it would hit us and I thought we were going to die. I was weirdly calm. My parents bought my brother and I McDonalds for lunch (we usually don't buy it) and I was happy, but also suspicious because it wasn't really a special occation.

  • @joshmcgeough6823
    @joshmcgeough6823 6 лет назад +1844

    Did he just say 12% chance it will happen in the next ten years, well thanks for scaring the literal shit out of me

    • @fertxpdqicts9664
      @fertxpdqicts9664 6 лет назад +227

      BrodyDoesThings there's a new problem though.
      We use electronics to keep nuclear reactors cold, and use electronics to keep nuclear bombs from going off.
      Without power, they will go off.

    • @darisucc7749
      @darisucc7749 6 лет назад +214

      Fertx Pdqicts dude why'd ya have to sAY THAT

    • @fertxpdqicts9664
      @fertxpdqicts9664 6 лет назад +70

      kirbyfan 12 to make you realize it's even worse

    • @remembervinnie4258
      @remembervinnie4258 5 лет назад +14

      Fertx Pdqicts FUKK MY LIIFE

    • @Sponge-28
      @Sponge-28 5 лет назад +67

      Those generators would also be fried in the event of a large CME. Regardless, the reactors have automatic safety mechanisms built in which will trigger instantly to begin cooling the reactor called SCRAM (all control rods drop, reactor flooded with coolant, controlled steam release to name a few), completing the initial shutdown of the reactor within 5 seconds. The problem would be keeping the coolant pumping after the initial shutdown since the generators would also be dead for the backup pumps.
      Most of the nuclear accidents in history had their problems post shutdown due to their inability to control the decay process since spent fuel still emits heat and radiation for years, Fukushima is a prime example. The Tsunami wiped out their electrical systems, so whilst the initial shutdowns were successful, the radiation issues arose because they couldn't maintain a constant flow of coolant.
      I'm sure that the idea of mass electrical issues has been considered and should have systems in place to manage the issue, the people that design these reactors are a damn sight smarter than any of us :p.

  • @nexus8407
    @nexus8407 3 года назад +22

    "It's truly a miracle we have come as far as we have"

  • @6sgU7754TEX
    @6sgU7754TEX 2 года назад +23

    “It is truly a miracle that we have come as far as we have.” That sent shivers down my spine. It’s true but like….damn.

  • @revictwicaksono6388
    @revictwicaksono6388 4 года назад +2345

    “The Apocalypse is rescheduled”
    2020: YO WAZZAAP

    • @bongobongo3661
      @bongobongo3661 4 года назад +11

      False alarm

    • @THESIXTHEGG
      @THESIXTHEGG 4 года назад +19

      Bongo Bongo Coronavirus is gonna kill us all fam

    • @wowsuchhandle
      @wowsuchhandle 4 года назад +8

      false alarm again

    • @youreawizardhagrid
      @youreawizardhagrid 4 года назад +6

      Getting a little more accurate

    • @cykablyat5611
      @cykablyat5611 4 года назад +17

      @@THESIXTHEGG lol hiv and aids is more lethal than corona virus its just highly contagous

  • @LASAGNA_LARRY
    @LASAGNA_LARRY 4 года назад +1365

    *U.S. thinks the Moon is a missile*
    Soviets: Wanna see something funnier?
    U.S: What
    *Soviets think sunlight is a missile*

    • @cocofilms5524
      @cocofilms5524 4 года назад +60

      The sun is a deadly laser.
      Not anymore, we realized its not.
      wow. this was way better in my head.

    • @spaceshipearth481
      @spaceshipearth481 4 года назад +11

      @@cocofilms5524 And the moon is a deadly missile that's slowly flying away from us.

    • @ibnfaiz7430
      @ibnfaiz7430 4 года назад +7

      Coco Films not anymore there’s a blanket

    • @duckietheduck
      @duckietheduck 4 года назад +22

      bill wurtz: the sun is a deadly lazer
      soviet union: dear god he's right

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 4 года назад +2

      @@spaceshipearth481 It probably misidentified the Moon as a battle station.

  • @animeyahallo3887
    @animeyahallo3887 3 года назад +22

    *"You should come with me to the end of the world."*

    • @zipf
      @zipf 2 года назад +4

      Yeah we saw the video, no reason to repeat it.

    • @SpectorEuro4
      @SpectorEuro4 2 года назад

      @@zipf Yeah We Saw the video, no reason to repeat it.

    • @mcd4984
      @mcd4984 2 года назад

      @@zipf Yeah we saw the video, no reason to repeat it.

  • @trebelojaques458
    @trebelojaques458 3 года назад +27

    4:30 the cinematic skills of this man is absolutely out of the world.

  • @vortexx251
    @vortexx251 5 лет назад +1245

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    makes sense

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 4 года назад +33

      sure cheered me up. can't wait for a possible worldwide electronic apocalypse within the next 10 years

    • @iamrocketray
      @iamrocketray 4 года назад +2

      @@triggered_atheist619 Maybe people will look where they are going then, instead of walking around constantly on their smart phones and bumping into me all the time.

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 4 года назад +2

      @@iamrocketray I mean, maybe. Let's hope so.

    • @SirFaceFone
      @SirFaceFone 4 года назад +2

      It does in a way. Makes you appreciate the peace we have currently.

  • @QUINOVIN
    @QUINOVIN 4 года назад +565

    "Twenty minutes passed, and the price of bottle caps remained the same."
    I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @xXRedTheDragonXx
    @xXRedTheDragonXx Год назад +8

    I've come back to this video a few times now, and every time I watch it again it almost makes me cry. We have come so far, but yet we're so fragile. Several times we've literally come within inches of total self-annihilation or annihilation by external means. We are so, so lucky as humans to be alive today.

  • @perfectevo2392
    @perfectevo2392 15 дней назад +1

    This channel is truly a gem. 7 years later and this video still holds up as a shining example of unparalleled quality.

  • @Balpindo
    @Balpindo 3 года назад +3922

    Scientist : "If the meteor would hit a city it would be gone"
    *R e A l L y ? *

    • @OrangeC7
      @OrangeC7 3 года назад +334

      I mean, honestly, how could you respond to that? It's a really humbling fact. I honestly don't know how I would respond if I were in his situation except with silence.

    • @MickMod
      @MickMod 3 года назад +68

      I think of it more in the way "This massive amount of people would die", and it being much more serious than one would expect, but it's still stupid to not expect a high number for NYC.

    • @haiku029
      @haiku029 3 года назад +6

      Lmao a 10km asteroid can kill everyone

    • @veratisium
      @veratisium 3 года назад +51

      @@haiku029 The meteor the guy talked about in front of the congressmen is 200 meters wide, a 10km would wipe the planet, I am not stating facts or have done any research but my thesis is it might chip a piece of the earth.

    • @haiku029
      @haiku029 3 года назад +2

      @@veratisium fr

  • @rafalyp73
    @rafalyp73 5 лет назад +1631

    "there's something on the radar!" "prepare de missiles! launch nukes in 5... 4... 3...-" "wait wait, it's just some mustard I dropped over the radar... my bad" "ohh... michael... haha, you are such a trouble maker" "well you know me sir!" freezes image, credits over the image with happy sitcom music...

    • @silas5704
      @silas5704 5 лет назад +13

      k

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken 5 лет назад +114

      The terrible thing is...this is probably not that far from the truth....fuckin hell....

    • @direwolf8257
      @direwolf8257 5 лет назад +7

      Rafa Lyp meanwhile the radar keeps beeping and there are actual missiles. Coming

    • @grizzy5091
      @grizzy5091 4 года назад +1

      as three nukes including the tsar bomba are dropped on the u.s

    • @FrenXIII
      @FrenXIII 4 года назад +3

      *Roundabout starts playing*

  • @SagaciousTv
    @SagaciousTv 3 года назад +46

    This man has to have the most captivating videos on RUclips. Once you find him you’re hooked. Unbelievably professional

  • @Blucharls
    @Blucharls 2 года назад +60

    With everything happening in Ukraine right now, I've come back to this video. It's oddly comforting knowing how close we were to nuclear fallout, and it didn't happen. It makes me feel it might not happen now. Thanks for this video, Lemmino.

  • @SponkBoo
    @SponkBoo 4 года назад +855

    Anything: *happens*
    US Military: *damn Soviets.*

    • @communisttrash8590
      @communisttrash8590 4 года назад +32

      “It’s the communists”- US military when anything happens

    • @d4rkm4tt3r4
      @d4rkm4tt3r4 4 года назад +6

      Those damn commies

    • @mlgtakeo4065
      @mlgtakeo4065 4 года назад +13

      The soviets when america does anything: *I'm to busy starving to care*

    • @kenzystudio2559
      @kenzystudio2559 4 года назад +10

      @@mlgtakeo4065 very original.

    • @mlgtakeo4065
      @mlgtakeo4065 4 года назад +6

      @@kenzystudio2559 its true though

  • @harvey901
    @harvey901 7 лет назад +1864

    These videos are probably the most organised and interesting videos on the entire internet. I Think Lemmino is underrated because he deserves way more attention for the insane work he is doing. thank you so much Lemmino

    • @quantumplatinum3029
      @quantumplatinum3029 7 лет назад +10

      Harvey On RUclips quantity is promoted. Becasue you cant mesure quality.

    • @jcshark7023
      @jcshark7023 7 лет назад +2

      Harvey
      Deep Look is a good channel too.

    • @GrindyBeak
      @GrindyBeak 7 лет назад +4

      underated... has 2m subs...

    • @JustOrangeTTV
      @JustOrangeTTV 7 лет назад +1

      Harvey yeah but he doesn't get a whole lot of attention for the work there's a lot of RUclips creators like that

    • @yugiohfan101ful
      @yugiohfan101ful 7 лет назад +6

      And a guy that spends little time in planning his videos, and can push two out a day has almost 55 million? Seems fair

  • @chei119
    @chei119 Год назад +3

    this was 5 years ago?!??!?!?!?!?!? i remember it like it was yesterday time flies

  • @SanTM
    @SanTM 10 месяцев назад +3

    Saw Oppenheimer this week. This video is apt

  • @BasicallySalad
    @BasicallySalad 5 лет назад +1596

    2:35
    Yeah of course it hits Denmark
    Very nice.

    • @neskey
      @neskey 5 лет назад +185

      those subtle jokes even in a documentary lemmino can't stop himself XD

    • @Keke_2244
      @Keke_2244 5 лет назад +73

      well denmark big gay

    • @BAMsterR
      @BAMsterR 5 лет назад +2

      Bagoon Vi vill dock inte ha kvar Skåne?!

    • @insertname252
      @insertname252 5 лет назад

      Salad I don’t get the joke can you explain pls?

    • @Ghost-cd5zm
      @Ghost-cd5zm 5 лет назад +61

      @@insertname252 lemmino is swedish and he might be joking or serious that he hates danish people

  • @evanmay
    @evanmay 3 года назад +5660

    I like how at 2:37 , of all places, the comet just happens to strike Denmark (Lemmino is Swedish by the way)

    • @thefilipinogamertfg
      @thefilipinogamertfg 3 года назад +558

      Also the fact that he used Universe Sandbox 2 just to do that

    • @OddityDK
      @OddityDK 3 года назад +377

      Still holding a grudge against us for the “bloodbath of Stockholm” in 1520 I guess.
      (The Danish king slaughtered 82 of the Swedish nobility to set an example and quell an impending uprising)

    • @blightedcrowmain8236
      @blightedcrowmain8236 3 года назад +96

      @@OddityDK pog

    • @Volodimar
      @Volodimar 3 года назад +79

      It explains how he pronounced "Moscow" and "Bomber"

    • @toasterkolin9951
      @toasterkolin9951 3 года назад +45

      Your a legend for noticing that detail.

  • @SpoopyTime
    @SpoopyTime 2 года назад +6

    Oh shit, here we go again

  • @TheTidesKnife
    @TheTidesKnife 3 года назад +43

    Soviets: breath
    Americans: Ight boys, time to get out the nukes!

  • @jadsmvs8651
    @jadsmvs8651 3 года назад +3444

    "And the value of bottle caps remained the same"
    *Everyone liked that*

    • @jadsmvs8651
      @jadsmvs8651 3 года назад +97

      @@KingOfFrye Made a Fallout reference in reference to a Fallout reference.

    • @u.g.3298
      @u.g.3298 3 года назад +5

      😉👍🏻

    • @snorchill3170
      @snorchill3170 3 года назад +5

      You're a genius

    • @jadsmvs8651
      @jadsmvs8651 3 года назад +2

      @@snorchill3170 I try. Thank you

    • @someguy315
      @someguy315 3 года назад +1

      @@jadsmvs8651 Mind Fuck

  • @enchiladas1875
    @enchiladas1875 7 лет назад +1627

    its a shame that lemminos videos get a million views in a month sometimes even 2 months, while other top 10 channels, which the quality is horrible compared to this, get millions in a week...

    • @abrar1254
      @abrar1254 7 лет назад +36

      well said

    • @enchiladas1875
      @enchiladas1875 7 лет назад +74

      and what makes you assume that?

    • @hoehoehoeyt2484
      @hoehoehoeyt2484 7 лет назад +29

      Lord Of Onions that's why you only have 9 subs 😊👎

    • @enchiladas1875
      @enchiladas1875 7 лет назад +51

      HoeHoeHoe YT was the one that said that, not me smart ass.
      besides why does it matter if he has subs, he doesnt have any content so of course he not going to have any subs, and i doubt that he cares.

    • @vekze
      @vekze 7 лет назад +24

      What was the actual point of an argument in this comment thread like actually why

  • @joshdreams2343
    @joshdreams2343 Год назад +9

    Lemmino is one of the BEST creators of our time and I appreciate the fact that I’m alive to witness this.

  • @x-rayofmyhand8875
    @x-rayofmyhand8875 Год назад +7

    These close calls is so chilling, it kind of makes me think that there are alternate timelines where it went the other way.

  • @callmequaz9052
    @callmequaz9052 5 лет назад +1226

    An asteroid 300 metres in size is about to slam into the the Earth, obliterating everything in a 60-70 km radius.
    Must be a Monday.

    • @MystikZ
      @MystikZ 5 лет назад +3

      Source?

    • @MystikZ
      @MystikZ 5 лет назад +4

      Shit, I watched the video and now I know.

    • @BULLTRONHERO
      @BULLTRONHERO 5 лет назад +8

      I'm sorry Jon...
      (r/imsorryjon)

    • @mattmcdonald4033
      @mattmcdonald4033 5 лет назад +15

      Why do I hear country roads

    • @defectivesickle5643
      @defectivesickle5643 4 года назад +9

      @@mattmcdonald4033 *Laughs in Ireland*

  • @Calvinatorzcraft
    @Calvinatorzcraft 6 лет назад +660

    *small explosion goes off above water*
    Submarine captain: LAUNCH THE NUKES

    • @leoterss
      @leoterss 5 лет назад +81

      in 2050:
      *kid throws plastic duck into sea*
      USSR Submarines: We have detected a level 10 threat, prepare ze nukes!!

    • @ksmi9109
      @ksmi9109 5 лет назад +42

      Year 3050:
      THE WINDS BLOW TOWARDS THE CAPITOL! DEPLOY THE WORLD SHATTERER!

    • @deeman2200
      @deeman2200 5 лет назад +33

      In 4050: hmm this looks like lonely planet, wonder what happened

    • @unclubbableplus
      @unclubbableplus 5 лет назад +54

      6050:
      God: Huh, it was here before, but now it's not.
      God's Science Teacher: Sure... You get an F.

    • @Mystickrage
      @Mystickrage 5 лет назад +12

      If this about the soviet sub let me explain it more the sub was underwater for 3 days the internal temp was 113f they had no communcations and the us fleet of 23 screeing ships and a few more heavy ships were directly over head just dropping depth charges as a screening tactic they didnt know the sub was there and the captian thought it was war he thought america learned they were there and were purposly trying to sink them the captian and second command then decided if they were going to be sunk they would destroy every ship sinking them with the nuclear weapon on board but for no reason what so ever execpt luck the flotilla commander of the alantic fleet for ussr was on board and denied the use out right and he talked them into surfacing and surrendering instead cause if the captain was wrong the world would die

  • @Mitzee5
    @Mitzee5 2 года назад +3

    I like how in the animation the comet hit Denmark first lol

  • @brianmckee2267
    @brianmckee2267 2 года назад +3

    First sentence of this video has gotten more relevant again.

  • @crispyrice9461
    @crispyrice9461 7 лет назад +465

    I died at "the value of bottle caps remained the same"

    • @theultimategamer75
      @theultimategamer75 7 лет назад +43

      Another settlement needs our help!

    • @ChapuleTaylor
      @ChapuleTaylor 7 лет назад

      then i took an arow int he nee hehah

    • @guatry3844
      @guatry3844 6 лет назад

      PissAllOverMyAnusWhileMaintainingProperHomeostasis wrong bethesda game

    • @tersk247
      @tersk247 6 лет назад

      mee too

    • @thisismyname5418
      @thisismyname5418 6 лет назад +6

      so did I. my funeral is tomorrow

  • @MR-to9yk
    @MR-to9yk 5 лет назад +792

    "While the world is still spinning as evident by the rotation of this globe" **proceeds to show a globe on fire**

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 4 года назад +21

      Flat earthers truggered

    • @stayfrosty6290
      @stayfrosty6290 4 года назад +8

      Ahhh, so this is where Bill Nye got the idea for that science model in that one video.

    • @randomhuman2602
      @randomhuman2602 4 года назад +4

      **Bill Nye wants to know your location**

    • @garybarnes4169
      @garybarnes4169 4 года назад

      Rotating in the wrong direction.

    • @marble69texasbias30
      @marble69texasbias30 4 года назад

      sounds like texas arazona and new mexico on a Monday in summer

  • @randomalt9617
    @randomalt9617 2 года назад +6

    Lemmino, we'll need an update for this video soon

  • @Pippy1
    @Pippy1 10 месяцев назад +8

    I know this video is quite old but given how many of these are nuclear related id just like to point out that *this* is the impact that oppenheimer had on the world and why he was so remorseful over creating such a weapon

    • @noisepollution6761
      @noisepollution6761 8 месяцев назад

      3rd world nz wed 6th Sept 2023. 1970 England something to look forward to 1995 America is that you pippy at the summit??? Dean here down below 🐐

  • @pgp555
    @pgp555 7 лет назад +2076

    this is great content.
    this is something that could be on tv.
    Edit: this is something that SHOULD be on tv. happy now?
    edit 2: Im happy that about 1800 people agree with me

    • @CertifiedHoodClassic0
      @CertifiedHoodClassic0 7 лет назад +49

      He deserves to be number 1 no doubt, but let's face it, people would rarther watch a Swedish guy scream at not-so scary games......

    • @thomasjin1415
      @thomasjin1415 7 лет назад +46

      pewds doesnt do that anymore -_-

    • @xcaderkilgard5300
      @xcaderkilgard5300 7 лет назад +27

      Preston Garvey Lemmino is also Swedish, 3rd best youtuber there, but PewDiePie and Avicci aren't in Sweden anymore so that makes Lemmino the #1 100% Swedish youtuber

    • @pgp555
      @pgp555 7 лет назад +22

      Preston Garvey i mean, you cant compare pewdiepie with lemmino.
      their content are completly different

    • @pgp555
      @pgp555 7 лет назад +11

      Preston Garvey also my point in this comment is that this content is good that it could be in channels like national geography or discovery

  • @roland4240
    @roland4240 4 года назад +918

    "as the world is still spining, as evident by this globe"
    *shows burning globe*

  • @Aumon1042
    @Aumon1042 3 года назад +5

    Legend has it that the man in the intro is still saying "without any warning" to this day

  • @forwardmemory5940
    @forwardmemory5940 Год назад +2

    I don’t know where this is going, but I like it so much that I subscribed at the 3 minute mark.

  • @aricroy4258
    @aricroy4258 7 лет назад +1021

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    What else are you supposed to do?

    • @thebath6653
      @thebath6653 6 лет назад +10

      Aric Roy I suppose you could make two videos on the world ending?

    • @drtyslzy
      @drtyslzy 6 лет назад +4

      T H E B A T H I think that would make three negatives...so he would have had to make three videos to make that last negative a positive.

    • @gatto3030
      @gatto3030 6 лет назад +5

      I'm starting to concern about his mental state, to be honest.

    • @TheMidnightdemon
      @TheMidnightdemon 6 лет назад

      the magic lies in the word "almost" :D

    • @alonelyperson6031
      @alonelyperson6031 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah, the world *ALMOST* ended so many times that it make one feels happy and hopeful about one's situation since the chances for it to *NOT* be as it is, is SO HUGE.
      These reasons listed in the video might as well be the reasons why there are no aliens while human still yet live...we are simply THAT lucky.

  • @danceswithcritters
    @danceswithcritters 4 года назад +433

    “We are like butterflies who flutter for a day and think it is forever.”
    ― Carl Sagan, Cosmos

    • @jodofly1158
      @jodofly1158 3 года назад +9

      We are like dogs that lick their balls for a day and think it was eternity - jodofly

  • @olireid7577
    @olireid7577 3 года назад +7

    Man I always come back to lemmino every so often, but mostly this one. His complex and entertaining docs are fucking awesome and 100% surpass half the shit on Netflix, like this video is 3 years old and is still better than stuff coming out as of late. It's so weird growing with this guy's channel, it went from the early days of memes to legitimate master pieces.

  • @cloudofthinking4976
    @cloudofthinking4976 2 года назад +3

    This video is way more relevant today.

  • @BagTalking
    @BagTalking 7 лет назад +209

    The 60's was an extremely scary time.
    Also with the JFK, Oswald,MLK, President Diem,and Malcolm X assassinations.

    • @alimahh1
      @alimahh1 7 лет назад

      Shadow-Clan present time is SCARIER

    • @comatose1818
      @comatose1818 7 лет назад +5

      ali mahdi not really, we are not under inminent nuclear threat, wars are minor and there hasnt been a full scale conflict in a while now

    • @BagTalking
      @BagTalking 7 лет назад +3

      ali mahdi idk every American felt they were going to die because of the Cuban missile crisis.

    • @dmrkevin8795
      @dmrkevin8795 7 лет назад

      don't you see actual times are worse ? omg don't you see it ? I used to think like you....then I opened my eyes

    • @alimahh1
      @alimahh1 7 лет назад

      Well I don't know, but the recent US airstrikes against syrian-russian airbase raised the tensions between US and russia.
      I didn't mean there will be a full scale war, but there is a crisis on the way.

  • @georgplaz
    @georgplaz 4 года назад +834

    "Hey, you can't do that!
    Only we can do that!"
    - USA, all the time

  • @kennethtromborg9412
    @kennethtromborg9412 Год назад +4

    "20 minutes passed and the value of bottle caps remained the same"
    That's a great and clever reference

  • @paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244
    @paradoxinteractiveprisoner4244 2 года назад +3

    We are once more, grazed.

    • @randomalt9617
      @randomalt9617 2 года назад +1

      Don't speak too soon, as we aren't out of danger yet.

  • @iliasVoolgaris
    @iliasVoolgaris 3 года назад +1574

    4:18 That transition to the man saying "Really..." in subtle shock, to Aphrodite's Child - End Of The World while an atomic explosion goes on, on the background, game me chills.

  • @stephanandersen8439
    @stephanandersen8439 3 года назад +249

    5:52 "20 minutes passed, and the value of bottle caps remained the same" is the most well structured joke i have ever heard. Made me chuckle

  • @SeaBirb
    @SeaBirb Год назад +2

    I don't know why but the ending is what is most creepy of this video. That song just seems unnerving now.

  • @mustardpuddle
    @mustardpuddle 3 года назад +9

    "I was feeling a bit down so I made a video on how the world almost ended to cheer myself up."
    Thanks

  • @anindecisiveweeb8185
    @anindecisiveweeb8185 4 года назад +163

    Humanity: Just barely scrapping by, one fuckup at a time

    • @pdubbxdmobliegamer5244
      @pdubbxdmobliegamer5244 4 года назад

      Humanity is the student who always gets told if he keeps it up, he'll fail, but he scrapes by with exactly a 60 in each class and graduates💀

  • @Sealdrop
    @Sealdrop 6 лет назад +1608

    THE ASTEROID HIT DENMARK HAHAHAHAGHA

  • @remarkablysquare3216
    @remarkablysquare3216 2 года назад +3

    The outro of this video with End of The World playing gives me actual goosebumps. This has to be one of my favorite RUclips videos of all time. You have made art with this video. Thank you.

  • @dennyrulos7370
    @dennyrulos7370 Год назад +2

    I'm high af which means it's time to binge re-watch all LEMMINO videos

  • @v-fire1463
    @v-fire1463 7 лет назад +2695

    People in the comments are talking about apocalypse like there's no tomorrow.

    • @jackathy
      @jackathy 7 лет назад +3

      Varun Muttur Yea, because there felling sad because there creating an apocalypse...stupidity

    • @451asians
      @451asians 6 лет назад +128

      the joke
      your head

    • @bruhmomentmaker4979
      @bruhmomentmaker4979 6 лет назад +16

      Varun Muttur budum-tish

    • @articcenturion8387
      @articcenturion8387 6 лет назад +41

      Ow. Hmm, its bright today. Hey. it's getting brighter.

    • @TommyCubed
      @TommyCubed 6 лет назад +6

      Artic Centurion Its getting hotter?!?

  • @Mika-435
    @Mika-435 4 года назад +503

    Just to be the clear, the captain of the Soviet submarine mentioned at 8:15 was a man named Valentin Savitsky. The senior officer who disagreed with him and prevented WWIII from breaking out was Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov.
    I felt like their names were worth mentioning considering that for a brief few minutes on that October day in 1962, they were the most powerful men on earth.
    Also, here's some more information on Vasili Arkhipov's life if anyone's interested.
    * He was born 30 January 1926, to a peasant family in the town of Staraya Kupavna.
    * He served aboard a minesweeper in the Soviet Navy during the Soviet invasion of Manchuria in 1945.
    * After graduating from the Caspian Higher Naval School in 1947, he served in the submarine service aboard boats in the Black Sea, Northern, and Baltic Fleets.
    * He was aboard the Soviet submarine K-19 as its executive officer when, in July 1961, there developed an extreme leak in the reactor coolant system. With no backup system, members of the crew had to work in high radiation levels for extended periods of time in order to prevent a meltdown. Although the crew was successful in their endeavor, the incident left everyone on board, including Arkhipov, irradiated. All members of the engineer crew and their divisional officer died within a month.
    * Following the Cuban Missile Crisis, Arkhipov continued to serve in the Soviet Navy. He was promoted to the rank of rear admiral in 1975 and vice-admiral in 1981, before retiring in the mid-1980s.
    * Vasili Arkhipov died on 19 August 1998 from kidney cancer. He left behind his wife, Olga Arkhipova, and a daughter named Yelena.

    • @DiceStrike
      @DiceStrike 4 года назад +1

      That was insightful.

    • @penguinolord548
      @penguinolord548 4 года назад +8

      Nerd
      I’m just kidding

    • @maekong2010
      @maekong2010 4 года назад +24

      I wish to thank him for his service. Thank you for the bio.

    • @miggyo.2235
      @miggyo.2235 3 года назад +3

      Harvey Fell still people would die and no matter what they will find a way to justify the war

    • @cecilgoosen7405
      @cecilgoosen7405 3 года назад +3

      Yelena..Yelena Arkhipov..has..a nice ring to it.....God Bless them all..

  • @reorders9868
    @reorders9868 3 года назад +3

    ive watched this so many times, this is my favorite documentary by lemmino

  • @kingchronos793
    @kingchronos793 Год назад +2

    Holy SHIT that was an effective video essay and the way you wrapped it up with a call back to your thesis was impressive to say the least over all great video

  • @seamuspink9098
    @seamuspink9098 4 года назад +400

    8:07
    -Hey there's a russian sub beneath us
    -Try to contact them
    -How?
    -Let's drop some depth charges! Thats very friendly!

    • @spartan1503
      @spartan1503 4 года назад +9

      It was a low depth charge not really dangerous to a submarine but if the sub close enough to the depth charge it's easy to assume it's a attack

    • @mobiuscoreindustries
      @mobiuscoreindustries 4 года назад +38

      The guys were submerged and didn't receive the orders from Moscow telling them that American destroyers would use practice depth charges and grenades to tell the sub "alright, we found you, just get the fuck back up now" so it was right for them to assume they were using grenades to enhance sonar readings and then were using full size depth charges to take them out.

    • @kanaserwisowy7166
      @kanaserwisowy7166 4 года назад +11

      Well... you got any better ideas?

    • @carson.4612
      @carson.4612 4 года назад +6

      Nah let’s have one of our loyal lads get the diving gear and start knocking on the commies’ door, that’ll do it.

    • @iglidor
      @iglidor 4 года назад +5

      @@carson.4612 Imagine if they did that and some poor schmuck in that sub actualy opened door to see who is knocking :-D