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I met a man back in the seventies who was 7'1". He was a "freak" in a circus. His tent got little traffic and I had a chance to talk with him for a few. He sat for most of it and explained that it hurt to walk across the room. He was in his twenties and didn't expect to see thirty. It was the saddest thing I've ever seen.
You know depending on how famous he is the 'freak' on said circus would literally got paid a lot of money. It all depends on how famous he is and what performance he can do. Most infamous freak like the 4 legged woman, the no arm and legs man and many more grew up to be quite rich.
fun fact Napoleon also liked tall soldiers and would put his tallest men on the front lines, in fact he did this so often it reduced the average height of the french by a fare few inches due to all the tall people dying
@@1224chrisng That’s just speculation based on the fact that he didn’t love his wife. At one point when he was younger, he tried to elope to marry a princess, so I’m not convinced he was gay.
@@k.vonschue5938 I've seen a number of young men seriously grow to hate women after spending time with the wrong ones. A man scorned, legitimately scorned not Incels who can't get the relationship started, is a real thing. Women are not innocent. They seem to have scumbag ratios similar to men.
I read this comment before the video got to the part about it being in the 1800’s and I was like, “hah, that’s angry German man with a tiny mustache for you.”
There is another one who was kidnapped who was a very tall preacher in neighboring country. In the middle of his sermon half a dozen German guys with big sacks rushed in and carried him right out of the pulpit. You can't make stuff like this up.
@@LTPottenger I'd like to imagine they all had big moustaches, pith helmets and kaki uniforms. Sneering whatever the German version of the clench-jawed 'Nyeeees, baah' and/or 'bully.' is.
Andre The Giant was so tall that an Army recruiter remarked the normal sized man next to him was unfit for service as a midget. It wasn't until they got closer that he realized Andre was just huge.
He was also in tremendous pain for most of his life; according to several of his wrestling contemporaries, he routinely had to tell his opponents *not* to go easy on him during matches because no one wanted to cause him more pain than he already had to deal with.
People like that were like a sore thumb for snipers , tanks , artillery , scout teams , so on and so forth . It's a shitty disadvantage in the military , unless you were a big guy and able to carry big loads , guns and ammo which I used to do as a short kid and there was not much else they were good for , just carrying stuff .
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One of my german ancestors on my grandpa's side was in this unit. We have a painting of him in his uniform. I am only around 6 feet but my cousin is almost 7 feet tall.
@@shaunsmith9801 Okay but wait. What if it's a clown kidnapping? I'm picturing a ruthless feud between gangs of rodeo clowns, circus clowns, and those weird opera clowns.
I've been told that the ancient Persian Kings also selected royal brides for height, leading to a tall royal line. Thus they felt horror when Alexander the Great, a short man, took over the empire and needed a small table under his feet when he sat on the Persian throne.
Sounds like bullshit. The Persian Empire only had 12 Emperors from the time of its founding to its conquest by Alexander. Several were brothers, a few were bastards, and there was a major break in the family line between Cambyses and Darius I. They were probably just naturally tall.
@@_GOD_HAND_ Not particularly related, but I do remember reading about an ancient Iranian (I think pre-Persian, though) priestess who was well over six foot and had a gold artificial eye. The ancient world sure was something.
All Persian kings in the Achaemenid era were using foot table when sitting on the throne, because it was seen inappropriate for the king to have his feet on the filthy ground. Alexander was just coping what was in style, not for being short.
Funny thing is that with gun and cannon warfare giants are really at a disadvantage being much bigger targets. In today's warfare still its probably more advantageous to be of a average height and build to be a smaller target but also for mobility sake as tall guys are often gangly and relatively slow in their moment as opposed to swift and efficient. I remember my uncle telling me how south Vietnamese soldiers he patrolled with would leave him and other Americans in the dust in thr jungle. They were tiny but lightning quick and agile and performed that way for hours on a cup of rice and maybe a little bit of fish for breakfast. Big guys need way more calories. Being a massive guy hasn't been advantageous in war since sword and club days.
@@DonVigaDeFierro that applies to vehicles as well in some degree speed>armor , being an small and fast target is more effective than being a Big and slow target
Well I think that in the story of Giant of Khandahar it took a lot to kill that giant and speaking of the giant of Khandahar, giants and super-soldiers…
When the video mentioned gigantism, I assumed that the tallest person would be closer to 8’. I come from a tall family, me and my shortest uncle both 6’4” and my tallest uncle being 7’1”. No gigantism or unusual pain. It’s wild to think that we would have been branded as giants and oddities under this guy’s rule.
You have to understand, people were overall much shorter back then. Napoleon was 5'4", which was average for a man back then. Women were closer to 5'. So a 6'7" soldier would have been considered MASSIVE, even more so than it is today.
Bro, you're still an oddity in a decent chunk of the world (Edit:) I don't mean that in a "tall people are freaks" way, just that yeah, 6'4" is pretty damn tall in many places. And tbh, there aren't a lot of places where 7'1" isn't insanely tall
@@rumpeltyltskyn The whole average height thing being so low is a myth I don't see leaving anytime soon... people really latch on to us being so much "better" today in any respect they can.
My great great (...) grandfather was with this unit, the "Langen Kerls" as they are called where I'm from. Of what my family remembers, he was very proud of that and always spoke highly of his time there. He also did not have back pain until very late in his age, fortunately. His wife was average height. And I'm just barely 6' tall.
Also we're talking about the late 1700's. Life was not comfortable at that time for anyone, you where happy if you did not starve to death and industrial revolution was not here yet. The alternative was blowing your back out farming. Tough times, nobody had it easy. This is probably why my records differ very much from your video. Having to attend parade, at the emperors will, training hard, etc... Is still normal for soliders and they don't mind. Now mix into this the honor to be your emperor's closest guard and the living conditions for regular ppl at the time and you understand why it was not seen as bad at the time, but as a great honor and sth, to be proud of.
It's pretty amazing for me being born in this era instead of the past... If I was born even just 200 years ago, at 6'3" 200lbs, no doubt I would have been forcibly conscripted...
I'm 6ft 6, 265lbs... I go into basic training and I'm one of the tall folks in my platoon. We're marching to the dining facility one day and pass another platoon moving in the opposite direction. One troop stands out in that platoon. I don't often look up to people, but DAMN. Dude was 8ft 3, 450 lbs (not fat). After chow dude happened to be outside, I stepped over and chatted for a minute. His joke was when he got into uniform issue, the supply Sargent looks over and just goes "Well well well, now where did I put that GP Medium tent?"
6'3" isn't that tall, my great great grandfather was 7'2" and in his wedding photo he is sitting on a chair and he's still taller than my great great grandmother who was standing
I agree, when he started making videos of just his face telling a story I started to get worried. Once youtubers do face reveals and such they eventually quit the gimmick or animations and just talk into a camera, I love these drawings and I hope he never stops doing them.
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My favourite author, Jack Vance wrote a novel called The Dragon Masters where humans and aliens were locked in a generations long war where both sides had selectively bred enemy POWs into all sorts of beasts of burden or attack animals. The descriptions unsettlingly remind me of "fancy breed" pigeons.
The royal guard of Monaco still has a minimum height requirement of 6' and a max 6'6". Young adult male foreigners are encouraged to apply so long as they're fluent in French and demonstrate a useful talent or experience.
Mate you are an absolute legend, your videos have me rolling on the floor laughing, and crying, missing all the funny cnuts in Ireland. Hope you have a wonderful Christmas surrounded by people you love and I was all too happy to give you a lazy vote in the $1mil competition, looks like you've aced this round so good luck! Speaking of blimmen Irish legends, how about Mick Wallace's speech about the pipeline? I reckon that speech deserves the Qxir treatment! Big love from New Zealand brother
You say that as though his very, very blatantly lecherous comment about tall soldiers being his "weakness" was anything less than an admittance to it being sexually motivated.
The horrified man with the toothbrush mustache reading the newspaper had me cracking up for the rest of the day. You always add something hilarious in the absurdity, well done
How does the Ice Realm fare? It's basically still autumn here in the UK so I'm curious how East Coast america is doing, need some nice wintery news from somewhere to tide me over til January
@@MultiKommandant I just walked back and forth from the beer store to get a six pack, and it felt like my face was being sandblasted by the blowing snow and I legit thought a traffic light was about to be blown over. Not great over here lol
Qxir, I love you and your videos. It's been a rough year for me and your occasional video is as good as any antidepressant. Thanks for being a voice and artist I can enjoy watching and listening with. ❤️ God bless!
Wow, Qxir must be feeling especially charitable lately. He said "and if you're not subscribed" and followed it with a thanks for watching, rather than an insult to your poor taste or a threat of what happens if you don't subscribe. Don't worry Qxir, I'm sure it was just a nightmare brought on by a spot of mustard or undigested beef.
3:28 for some reason this part was so funny to me. How he delivered it, how they popped into the uniforms and the thought of what that would mean for them all just made that joke so funny and unexpected 😂
This video has impeccable timing for me! I very recently finished writing an essay about the ethics of human genetic engineering for my biology degree and eugenics was one of if not the strongest argument against it. Another great and interesting video idea, keep it up!
Nice video! 👍🏻 I was projected to grow to 6'4, but I knew not of the importance of sleep in growth. It will forever be my biggest regret to have not fulfilled the potential of my stature.
In a way.... this is still happening today. At least in the United State's military. Each military branch has their own 'Ceremonial Honor Guard' who perform ceremonies for the president, as well as foreign leaders and world dignitaries. I was actually apart of one of these Honor Guards a few years ago. One of the requirements (and really the only requirement) to be selected for it, was to be over 6'. This is not to say anything bad about it, I actually quite enjoyed the job and my time there, very unique!
@@brodriguez11000 That’s Japanese so I don’t think Koreans or Americans have it. idk about North Korea either but neither group would like their people called Japanese, trust me on that I think they’d call a temporary truce just to jump you lol. If you meant it as a slur then I must say that’s incredibly closed minded, bigoted, xenophobic and sheltered of you to try to use that as a insult. The men who practice sumo are incredibly strong, skilled and get a lot of “attention in the bedroom” so it’s hardly insulting. Not to mention they proliferate their countries culture and can earn incredible amounts of money. If you ever met a sumo you’d know that they can send you to your ancestors in seconds to apologize for what a sad disappointment you turned out to be🙃
@@brodriguez11000 Just a little bit of advise “Rodriguez” don’t mock your Friends or your enemy it just makes you look bad in the end. Also when Latin America has the highest obesity rates you don’t mock fat people either. I worked with enough Latino men to know you bring coke and not water at the end of a day of work for them.
Something tells me the king would've been a big time Warhammer fan, if he had lived in modern times, and he would have had a room full of Custodes figurines.
I am 72" when i was in the US Army, during my deployments I realized quickly, that been that tall was a disadvantage in the field. Example: Harder too cover,no long armor vest, more back problems, less center gravity with excessive equipment, and since I was taller I was assigned with a 240 Bravo because shorter guys have tendency too drag the barrel end in the ground because there height.
AS one of these "giants" (being 6'5"), I can tell you that height is not all it is cracked up to be. My wife is 5'1" and uses me to get at stuff on high shelves, but she also likes to put many useful things on the lowest shelves in the cupboards... which I cannot get at without laying on my belly!
Great! I have another Qxir video to watch while i kill time in the mens room at work. This man is doing gods work, same with count dankula. My 2 favorites from across the pond 🙂
Check out Plainly Difficult. He does short form docs on disasters very similarly to Qxir. Some of the best videos out there. .....now that I think about it I believe they've collabed before. Oh..and he's a Brit, so there's that too. Best accent for documentaries.
“The most beautiful girl or women in the world would be a matter of indifference to me, but tall soldiers-they are my weakness.” I’m pretty sure the dude was just gay with a fetish for tall men. That would explain a lot.
This is dumb would guys today who like the concept of supersoldiers like Spartans from Halo or Space Marines in 40k be gay too? This sex induced generation is so stupid.
@@sleepyguy4237 damn you people are reading way too far into this, it’s a god damn joke, ever heard of hyperbole? People today are way too easily offended.
It is true that different military organizations have different requirements and preferences when it comes to the size and physical characteristics of their soldiers. In some cases, smaller soldiers may be considered advantageous due to their ability to maneuver in tight spaces or through narrow corridors. In other cases, larger soldiers may be preferred for their strength and endurance. Ultimately, the most important factor in a soldier's ability to perform their duties is their physical fitness and training, rather than their size. Military organizations typically place a strong emphasis on training and conditioning to ensure that soldiers are physically and mentally prepared to handle the demands of their job.
Not really no. Smaller men are weaker and struggle to keep up with the huge equipment load infantry have. That's basically the most important thing as far as infantry are concerned so it will never be good for them, no. Physical strength is really important in many other scenarios as well such as carrying wounded to safety. Scenarios where you really need to rely on it and there's no other options.
other than "Mildly more intimidating than any other soldier", i cant imagine what military benefit the giants would have provided. If this was back in say, roman times, where tall guys could heave spears farther or wield huge greatbows, sure. But these guys would all have used guns. Their size is if anything, a disadvantage, because they're a bigger target. i suppose if it came down to a bayonet charge, sure, the extra reach is something, but a bayonet charge doesn't win a battle.
They could potentially load a musket faster, as muskets are quite long and are muzzle-loaded using a ramrod. Being taller would make a musket less cumbersome to load so they could probably fire off rounds faster than the average soldier of the era.
Bayonet charges and other melee combat weren't so rare in the muzzle-loading days. The reloading time, as well as the massive clouds of black powder smoke obscuring vision, meant that it might be a _lot_ more effective to just charge after the first volley. Pretty much every soldier still carried a sword at the time, and they weren't worn to look pretty. Matt Easton over at Scholagladiatoria has plenty of videos citing period accounts of melee combat being decisive in the era of black-powder muzzle-loaders.
In the modern military being big and strong is very helpful for special forces because there is so much equipment and ammo to carry, but you could not be a fighter pilot or tank crewman.
Being a giant only make you die quicker in any era with guns. I think the most important traits would be quickness, relex, critical thinking, determination, stamina, endurance and being small enough to fully get yourself into most cover.
And let's not forget good eyesight. Being short-sighted would be a massive handicap in any combat scenario with firearms, especially back when things like glasses and contact lenses were not readily available to the public. Even today, having good eyesight is considered a strong merit for designated marksmen in a lot of modern militaries.
I'd heard of this one before (I think Zepherus made a video about it years ago...) but I always enjoy your storytelling, so I watched anyway! Merry christmas to you, you glorious Irish bastard! ;)
I read a history of this era, apparently Frederick William offered 300,000 pounds (an enormous sum in those days) for a set of identical twins from Ireland who were 6' 9". Sort of glossed over in this video is that fact that many of these "soldiers" were serfs, and did not enlist voluntarily.
If you think it carefully, you would see that tall soldiers aren't as good as short ones because they have a bigger body where the enemy can shoot. While a smaller soldier is harder to shoot.
@@elinope4745 ammo weight literal grand and armor weights differently depending on size Being bigger might as well be worse, because youre gonna need an bigger gun and armor, which is really bad for battle
@@guilhermef.cabral8252 I agree with the tall part, just being short and strong is what makes a good soldier, strong for your size, also your bones don't break as easily if they are short vs long.
Judging by the interest he had in them, I imagine he wouldn't have beaten them. I expect in his mind the *enlengthening* wasn't as cruel as it truly was.
I figured Giantism was a problem among those soldiers. Spartans did this too, but they werent specific, they thought that just strong Spartan men & wonen resulted in strong Spartan kids.
@@MarcelinoDeseo Kinda. But they didnt pick certain people out of everyone. Spartan men were trained, but Spartan women were educated. So much so that when the men are away & fighting wars, the women were running things in their absence. So it wasnt just strength that was important among Spartans.
In WW1 the British Army formed the bantam regiment for men under 5,3” the fought in lots of campaigns distinguishing themselves throughout, one of them called Percy Montgomery went on to do quite. Don’t matter how big you are in a war zone it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, the the size of the fight in the dog, Mike Tyson and others
My grandpa was 6''7'. He was sterile and so my grandma and he adopted, and they received one short and one tall son. I can from the short son. It was predicted that I would be 4"9'. I grew to be 5"1' I grew an inch as a young adult around... 20-ish. My mom did that, too, but she is 5 inches taller than me. I never had a growth spurt. I didn't have growing pangs either.
I love watching gutless rulers with all of the power of a nation nerd out about stuff 1. Castro with the milk 2. Rick with the sauce 3. King Friedrich Wilhem I with tall men
Me mom has got a batch of 6 foot and over boys (three) she's 5 "9" tall for a women, we have always been put to work because of our Tallness. Manual labor is not surprise to our family.
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@@AKUJIVALDO "White" wasn't really considered a monolithic group in Europe at the time. To Europeans you were either German, English, French, Spanish, etc... etc... and they were all fighting amongst themselves.
@@cultofthevoid5677 they aren't even now. Nationality, country borders and history is a things... But when that guy was collecting his tall soldiers there wasn't more than some smattering people from outside Europe, nowhere close to today numbers.
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Fine but only because you DESERVE IT.
And on the condition you keep uploading :)
Nice glasses,,
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Didn't ask
"Personal army? Excuse me, they´re my emotional support tall soldiers"
Just like Kaiser Wilhelm's emotional support navy that he obsessed over.
@@LTPottenger I mean, the High Seas Fleet actually performed very well during WW1, so I wouldn't call it that.
Oh god lol
“Emotional support tall soldiers” surely rates a German compound word.
Family? I told you before, they're a GLORIFIED CREW.
I met a man back in the seventies who was 7'1". He was a "freak" in a circus. His tent got little traffic and I had a chance to talk with him for a few. He sat for most of it and explained that it hurt to walk across the room. He was in his twenties and didn't expect to see thirty. It was the saddest thing I've ever seen.
He definitely had gigantism, a hormonal disorder
You know depending on how famous he is the 'freak' on said circus would literally got paid a lot of money. It all depends on how famous he is and what performance he can do. Most infamous freak like the 4 legged woman, the no arm and legs man and many more grew up to be quite rich.
@@breakerdawn8429 Yeah, he wasn't that lucky. He could barely walk across a room. I doubt he could "perform" anything.
@@Myrddnn Oh he's the sad one then :(
@@breakerdawn8429 Correct, sadly.
if you ever wondered what it's like to be a warhammer figurine. i feel like the potsdam giants are a good approximation
For the emperor
Kinda, they didn't go to the painful procedure of surgeries and implants
fun fact Napoleon also liked tall soldiers and would put his tallest men on the front lines, in fact he did this so often it reduced the average height of the french by a fare few inches due to all the tall people dying
"short man complex" solutions
Is this actually true or are you lying?
@@cartoonhanks1708 no clue heard it from someone on the internet
Probably bullshit
@@AlphaKnight-hg2jq ok so its true, thanks.
"He enjoyed personally training and drilling them himself"
I dunno, he seems like the type who would ask them to drill him.
Worst mental picture?
"Yeah, who's the big man _now?"_
fun fact, his successor Fredrick II was gay, --so maybe it runs in the family--
@@1224chrisng That’s just speculation based on the fact that he didn’t love his wife. At one point when he was younger, he tried to elope to marry a princess, so I’m not convinced he was gay.
@@k.vonschue5938 Could easily be Bisexual though. A true Bi king, perchance?
@@k.vonschue5938 I've seen a number of young men seriously grow to hate women after spending time with the wrong ones. A man scorned, legitimately scorned not Incels who can't get the relationship started, is a real thing.
Women are not innocent. They seem to have scumbag ratios similar to men.
"He enjoyed personally training and drilling them himself."
I bet he did >_>
Time to workout👉🏼👈🏼
yeah and it was his son riding them
@@Literallyryangosling777 Time of trining😍😍
Dad?
So did diddy
Imagine getting kidnapped only to become a personal plaything of an insane German king' eugenics obsession
I can't believe a German would engage in eugenics. Simply unfathomable.
Why is it always the Germans obsessed with eugenics? Haha
Sparta: *Laughs in the first eugenics programs*
@Nyarlathotep He just had a kink for tall men (macrophilia) just like Greeks had for little boys
I read this comment before the video got to the part about it being in the 1800’s and I was like, “hah, that’s angry German man with a tiny mustache for you.”
I’d like a story about the fellow who captured the 7’1” guy.
There is another one who was kidnapped who was a very tall preacher in neighboring country. In the middle of his sermon half a dozen German guys with big sacks rushed in and carried him right out of the pulpit. You can't make stuff like this up.
@@LTPottenger I'd like to imagine they all had big moustaches, pith helmets and kaki uniforms. Sneering whatever the German version of the clench-jawed 'Nyeeees, baah' and/or 'bully.' is.
I wonder if he has anything to do with Costco
Any giant falls with enough free alcohol. Then, it's just a matter of rope and taking him somewhere he doesn't know the way back from.
@@Eduardo_Espinoza biiiig savings
Andre The Giant was so tall that an Army recruiter remarked the normal sized man next to him was unfit for service as a midget. It wasn't until they got closer that he realized Andre was just huge.
He was also in tremendous pain for most of his life; according to several of his wrestling contemporaries, he routinely had to tell his opponents *not* to go easy on him during matches because no one wanted to cause him more pain than he already had to deal with.
People like that were like a sore thumb for snipers , tanks , artillery , scout teams , so on and so forth . It's a shitty disadvantage in the military , unless you were a big guy and able to carry big loads , guns and ammo which I used to do as a short kid and there was not much else they were good for , just carrying stuff .
@@FrostSoul-qs6kqor now a days the big guys carry the LMGs
made up story, the recruiter was 100 feet away or what?
They have the same thing today, they are called 'basketball teams'
3 point shot...right there 👉👌
Bruh
Rugby as well
Something tells me that NBA players lead a significantly higher quality of life
@@ATBatmanMALS31 i mean they're paid alot like potsdams right?
6' 2" = 188 cm
7' 1" = 216 cm
For anyone who doesn't feel like making the conversion
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Thank you for providing the conversion of these heights from feet to centimeters. It can be helpful to have this information available when comparing heights or measurements in different units.
Thank you. I feel like people should always use both measurements in their videos, would make everything so much easier
@@b.k.5667 or maybe they could get rid of this stupid measurements and adopt metric just like Australia did
@@fusososososo3507 but but but mah murican free'om!!!!!
One of my german ancestors on my grandpa's side was in this unit. We have a painting of him in his uniform. I am only around 6 feet but my cousin is almost 7 feet tall.
Did they all move into a village?
The kidnapping of tallboys has to be one of the funniest bits of history. It seems like everything weird in the western world stems from Germany.
Check out the Antibaptists....
Tall boys the movie
check out the jews and their views towards non jews
No. Kidnapping is not funny
@@shaunsmith9801 Okay but wait. What if it's a clown kidnapping? I'm picturing a ruthless feud between gangs of rodeo clowns, circus clowns, and those weird opera clowns.
I've been told that the ancient Persian Kings also selected royal brides for height, leading to a tall royal line. Thus they felt horror when Alexander the Great, a short man, took over the empire and needed a small table under his feet when he sat on the Persian throne.
Sounds like bullshit. The Persian Empire only had 12 Emperors from the time of its founding to its conquest by Alexander. Several were brothers, a few were bastards, and there was a major break in the family line between Cambyses and Darius I. They were probably just naturally tall.
@@_GOD_HAND_ Not particularly related, but I do remember reading about an ancient Iranian (I think pre-Persian, though) priestess who was well over six foot and had a gold artificial eye. The ancient world sure was something.
@@mankyscotchgit4986 here comes.
James bond GoldenEYE
All Persian kings in the Achaemenid era were using foot table when sitting on the throne, because it was seen inappropriate for the king to have his feet on the filthy ground.
Alexander was just coping what was in style, not for being short.
@@hassanbassim4007 They all had footrests. He needed a higher one.
2:48
Man just admitted his height fetish, wtf
so what
Funny thing is that with gun and cannon warfare giants are really at a disadvantage being much bigger targets. In today's warfare still its probably more advantageous to be of a average height and build to be a smaller target but also for mobility sake as tall guys are often gangly and relatively slow in their moment as opposed to swift and efficient. I remember my uncle telling me how south Vietnamese soldiers he patrolled with would leave him and other Americans in the dust in thr jungle. They were tiny but lightning quick and agile and performed that way for hours on a cup of rice and maybe a little bit of fish for breakfast. Big guys need way more calories. Being a massive guy hasn't been advantageous in war since sword and club days.
So Dex>Strength in the right terrain.
Yeah. Actually.
@@DonVigaDeFierro that applies to vehicles as well in some degree speed>armor , being an small and fast target is more effective than being a Big and slow target
Well I think that in the story of Giant of Khandahar it took a lot to kill that giant and speaking of the giant of Khandahar, giants and super-soldiers…
I mean yeah people native to an area will usually be better adapted to that environment than others.
I think the idea was that they would be better grenediers and better in melee combat.
As a 6'8" man, this honestly doesn't seem that bad. Other than the streaching.
You probably would've been fine. It's the lowly 6'2 guys like me that probably would've been on the table 😅
im actually descended from them and the same size as you. from what ive heard, dude died from old age
i kinda need that chiropractic readjustment
Same here except for the whole rack ordeal. But at 6'11 I think I could've avoided it
ahahahah. Talk to me when you're above 7 foot 2. 6'11 and 6'8 are extraordinarily cute numbers hahahahah.
When the video mentioned gigantism, I assumed that the tallest person would be closer to 8’. I come from a tall family, me and my shortest uncle both 6’4” and my tallest uncle being 7’1”. No gigantism or unusual pain. It’s wild to think that we would have been branded as giants and oddities under this guy’s rule.
You have to understand, people were overall much shorter back then. Napoleon was 5'4", which was average for a man back then. Women were closer to 5'. So a 6'7" soldier would have been considered MASSIVE, even more so than it is today.
Bro, you're still an oddity in a decent chunk of the world
(Edit:) I don't mean that in a "tall people are freaks" way, just that yeah, 6'4" is pretty damn tall in many places. And tbh, there aren't a lot of places where 7'1" isn't insanely tall
You also probably wouldn't have been AS TALL back then given nutrition.
@@WobblesandBeanthe 5’4” thing is a myth/conversion misunderstanding/propaganda. Napoleon was 5’7”, the average male height at the time.
@@rumpeltyltskyn The whole average height thing being so low is a myth I don't see leaving anytime soon... people really latch on to us being so much "better" today in any respect they can.
this man absolutely had a 'thing' for tall men
Just say it lol
GEY!!!
Considering how short he was, my guess is he enjoyed having those soldiers step on him.
Enjoyed looking at them, painting them, dreamed of breeding more of them 👀
@@LowestofheDeadyou said it best 😭
My great great (...) grandfather was with this unit, the "Langen Kerls" as they are called where I'm from. Of what my family remembers, he was very proud of that and always spoke highly of his time there. He also did not have back pain until very late in his age, fortunately. His wife was average height. And I'm just barely 6' tall.
Also we're talking about the late 1700's. Life was not comfortable at that time for anyone, you where happy if you did not starve to death and industrial revolution was not here yet. The alternative was blowing your back out farming. Tough times, nobody had it easy.
This is probably why my records differ very much from your video. Having to attend parade, at the emperors will, training hard, etc... Is still normal for soliders and they don't mind. Now mix into this the honor to be your emperor's closest guard and the living conditions for regular ppl at the time and you understand why it was not seen as bad at the time, but as a great honor and sth, to be proud of.
@@surrealengineering7884
I liked doing Drill. It's fun. The stretching on the rack would be the deal breaker though.
Liar
@@phantasma9391 Gut dass du genau über meine Familiengeschichte bescheid weißt, du Penner.
@@Ranstone Definetly. I'd have to ask, but i guess he was in it at a leter stage.
5:12 The way he sits in this frame, looking intently at the rack with a look of pure contentment I found oddly heart-warming.
It's pretty amazing for me being born in this era instead of the past...
If I was born even just 200 years ago, at 6'3" 200lbs, no doubt I would have been forcibly conscripted...
**laughs in Russian**
I'm 6ft 6, 265lbs... I go into basic training and I'm one of the tall folks in my platoon. We're marching to the dining facility one day and pass another platoon moving in the opposite direction. One troop stands out in that platoon. I don't often look up to people, but DAMN. Dude was 8ft 3, 450 lbs (not fat). After chow dude happened to be outside, I stepped over and chatted for a minute. His joke was when he got into uniform issue, the supply Sargent looks over and just goes "Well well well, now where did I put that GP Medium tent?"
Only 200 at 6’3 someone get this kid a sandwich
6'3" isn't that tall, my great great grandfather was 7'2" and in his wedding photo he is sitting on a chair and he's still taller than my great great grandmother who was standing
@@magicalfetus729 yip and some KFC
i love the drawing and the humour in the videos, keep it up!
I agree, when he started making videos of just his face telling a story I started to get worried. Once youtubers do face reveals and such they eventually quit the gimmick or animations and just talk into a camera, I love these drawings and I hope he never stops doing them.
Yooooooo bro FIRST off i want to just say you're amazing and thank you for the content, SECOND you've been a life saver because i would have died of boredom if not for QXIR... You've really been coming thru almost every week now and for that YOU ARE HIM¡! Thank You AND MAY THE MOST HIGH CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU HAPPY NEW YEAR
My favourite author, Jack Vance wrote a novel called The Dragon Masters where humans and aliens were locked in a generations long war where both sides had selectively bred enemy POWs into all sorts of beasts of burden or attack animals. The descriptions unsettlingly remind me of "fancy breed" pigeons.
Fancy breed?
@@ure2grit931 Rollers, fantails, pouters, frillbacks, Jacobins....
@@ure2grit931 Darwin bred fancy pigeons to understand heredity.
@@brianedwards7142 Jacobin pigeons are very rebellious. Even if you train them to carry messages they just scrawl manifestos on the back.
Thank you!. I'd never come across that one and I do like him. I'm going on a book hunt... :-)
This man out here collecting and breeding giants like their pokemon.
The royal guard of Monaco still has a minimum height requirement of 6' and a max 6'6". Young adult male foreigners are encouraged to apply so long as they're fluent in French and demonstrate a useful talent or experience.
The king: ''Since it's warm today, you should practice marching in your underwear. I'll be right here, watching, also in my underwear.''
LOL
Mate you are an absolute legend, your videos have me rolling on the floor laughing, and crying, missing all the funny cnuts in Ireland. Hope you have a wonderful Christmas surrounded by people you love and I was all too happy to give you a lazy vote in the $1mil competition, looks like you've aced this round so good luck! Speaking of blimmen Irish legends, how about Mick Wallace's speech about the pipeline? I reckon that speech deserves the Qxir treatment! Big love from New Zealand brother
Remember always ask a tall person if they play basketball. They find it very amusing everytime
I am not 5' 3" and played basketball for 7 years and loved it. I make sure they know I wish we could've played together.
This was almost definitely a sexual thing for the king
Came here to say this. I think these “admirers” of the giants were just gay 😂
Like the old time version of lifting your truck to overcompemsate
Guess fred the great got it from his dad 🤷
...ya think?
You say that as though his very, very blatantly lecherous comment about tall soldiers being his "weakness" was anything less than an admittance to it being sexually motivated.
"Cheer him up"
Not the only thing they were getting up
The horrified man with the toothbrush mustache reading the newspaper had me cracking up for the rest of the day. You always add something hilarious in the absurdity, well done
For the rest of the day?? Wtf
As I sit in my frozen hellscape city of Pittsburgh, I can't imagine any better way to pass the time than watching a Qxir upload!
Cheers from Toronto🥂👍🎅🌟❤️🇨🇦
How does the Ice Realm fare? It's basically still autumn here in the UK so I'm curious how East Coast america is doing, need some nice wintery news from somewhere to tide me over til January
@@MultiKommandant I just walked back and forth from the beer store to get a six pack, and it felt like my face was being sandblasted by the blowing snow and I legit thought a traffic light was about to be blown over. Not great over here lol
Cheer from the other side of the state
Alberta, 🇨🇦
oh....you're welcome fer it.
eh 😁
this is one of the most interesting and disturbing episodes of tales from the bottle yet! i love this series so much
The Aztecs also had supersized ornamental soldiers - specifically guards at the top of temples.
Qxir, I love you and your videos. It's been a rough year for me and your occasional video is as good as any antidepressant. Thanks for being a voice and artist I can enjoy watching and listening with. ❤️
God bless!
Hope things start looking up for you soon. Happy holidays and cheers to a new year
@@fakesdeath I hope so too, I'm sure I'll be better! Thank you. I hope you have a lovely holiday and an amazing new year too. Stay safe and god bless!
Merry Christmas you funky little gamer
@@White_Recluse Merry Christmas and god bless.
Wow, Qxir must be feeling especially charitable lately. He said "and if you're not subscribed" and followed it with a thanks for watching, rather than an insult to your poor taste or a threat of what happens if you don't subscribe. Don't worry Qxir, I'm sure it was just a nightmare brought on by a spot of mustard or undigested beef.
The fact that there wasn’t an nfl Europe team called the Potsdam Giants saddens me
National football league.
Europe.
You can only pick one.
So true Keion girl
3:28 for some reason this part was so funny to me. How he delivered it, how they popped into the uniforms and the thought of what that would mean for them all just made that joke so funny and unexpected 😂
This video has impeccable timing for me! I very recently finished writing an essay about the ethics of human genetic engineering for my biology degree and eugenics was one of if not the strongest argument against it. Another great and interesting video idea, keep it up!
you may want to look into the NAACP they promoted eugenics to remove the sins of the black race
tbh, we should genetic engineer people
@@siluda9255 That would give people less reasons to exist and put even more pressure on anyone who don't fit the standards.
Nice video! 👍🏻 I was projected to grow to 6'4, but I knew not of the importance of sleep in growth. It will forever be my biggest regret to have not fulfilled the potential of my stature.
In a way.... this is still happening today. At least in the United State's military. Each military branch has their own 'Ceremonial Honor Guard' who perform ceremonies for the president, as well as foreign leaders and world dignitaries. I was actually apart of one of these Honor Guards a few years ago. One of the requirements (and really the only requirement) to be selected for it, was to be over 6'.
This is not to say anything bad about it, I actually quite enjoyed the job and my time there, very unique!
They always pick the biggest guy they have when at the North Korean boarder exchanges as well lol
You know what you must do now. Find a tall woman, marry her, and make lots of babies. :P
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Sumo wrestlers. 🙂
@@brodriguez11000 That’s Japanese so I don’t think Koreans or Americans have it. idk about North Korea either but neither group would like their people called Japanese, trust me on that I think they’d call a temporary truce just to jump you lol. If you meant it as a slur then I must say that’s incredibly closed minded, bigoted, xenophobic and sheltered of you to try to use that as a insult. The men who practice sumo are incredibly strong, skilled and get a lot of “attention in the bedroom” so it’s hardly insulting. Not to mention they proliferate their countries culture and can earn incredible amounts of money. If you ever met a sumo you’d know that they can send you to your ancestors in seconds to apologize for what a sad disappointment you turned out to be🙃
@@brodriguez11000 Just a little bit of advise “Rodriguez” don’t mock your Friends or your enemy it just makes you look bad in the end. Also when Latin America has the highest obesity rates you don’t mock fat people either. I worked with enough Latino men to know you bring coke and not water at the end of a day of work for them.
the effort in your art work is very much appreciated. a picture paints a thousand words. a QXIR paints a thousand pictures.
Something tells me the king would've been a big time Warhammer fan, if he had lived in modern times, and he would have had a room full of Custodes figurines.
I am 72" when i was in the US Army, during my deployments I realized quickly, that been that tall was a disadvantage in the field. Example: Harder too cover,no long armor vest, more back problems, less center gravity with excessive equipment, and since I was taller I was assigned with a 240 Bravo because shorter guys have tendency too drag the barrel end in the ground because there height.
Damn, didn't know people got as tall as 72 feet.
The guy I knew who did that said that he would intentionally spend the ammo for his 240 so he wouldn't have to carry it back.
@@someneet145 '=feet ''=inches
I sometimes wonder how would dwarf infantry fair
72" = 182cm. That's pretty standard for a man
AS one of these "giants" (being 6'5"), I can tell you that height is not all it is cracked up to be. My wife is 5'1" and uses me to get at stuff on high shelves, but she also likes to put many useful things on the lowest shelves in the cupboards... which I cannot get at without laying on my belly!
damn bro....my mom is the same height and my dad just barely 6ft and i thought that was a lot size difference..
As a dude over a foot taller than your girl why did you choose someone so small? That’s like dating a kid.
Pick her up and put her on the counter.
@@Grim67894 yah you're creep
Shoulda got a 6foot tall wife and had supersoldier kids, you are dishonouring the prussian state
4:31 That Giants expression says 'Fuck not this shit again'.
nothing like a 5'3" guy hiring legions of buff tall men to work out in front oh his house
Totally normal hetero behavior. Definitely not a fetish or anything.
@@floridaman318 it's even funnier when you learn William beat fredrick for being gay
Audie Murphy is the most decorated US solider. He was 5’5” weighed 112 and killed over 250 German soldiers.
Modern women are picking tall nazis over Audie Murphy.
Bro was captain America
Wait, you said they were miserable, gigantism wasn't William's fau-- *gets to the part about making the giants more giant*... _oh._
Great! I have another Qxir video to watch while i kill time in the mens room at work. This man is doing gods work, same with count dankula. My 2 favorites from across the pond 🙂
Check out Plainly Difficult. He does short form docs on disasters very similarly to Qxir. Some of the best videos out there. .....now that I think about it I believe they've collabed before. Oh..and he's a Brit, so there's that too. Best accent for documentaries.
imagine thanking someone for indulging your content whether they are subscribed or not, that's how ya get them likes
feel like this guy would have really liked giantess stuff if he had access to the modern internet
Giant*, he sounds gay af
Probably a big fan of Steven universe
Death by Snu Snu
it was kinda cute up to the point of trying to make them taller with a torture device
I've watched a couple of your videos recently, but the "you sick bastard" just earned my subscription :)
“The most beautiful girl or women in the world would be a matter of indifference to me, but tall soldiers-they are my weakness.” I’m pretty sure the dude was just gay with a fetish for tall men. That would explain a lot.
This is dumb would guys today who like the concept of supersoldiers like Spartans from Halo or Space Marines in 40k be gay too?
This sex induced generation is so stupid.
Not everyone is so obsessed with getting off as you are.
@@sleepyguy4237 damn you people are reading way too far into this, it’s a god damn joke, ever heard of hyperbole? People today are way too easily offended.
@@Augustborne Well his son was famously gay so the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
I agree , imagine what the promotion process would have been like.
King William: So, you are pretty tall, aren’t you?
Postam Giant: I think so sir.
King William: could you be taller?
I love the way the little king smiles up at his long boys 😁
Im sure he did enjoy “drilling” them himself 4:44 😂
I first read about this unit in Playboy. Turns out it _was_ educational after all. I certainly can't remember who was in the centre.
its funny how nowadays smaller soliders may be more beneficial
It is true that different military organizations have different requirements and preferences when it comes to the size and physical characteristics of their soldiers. In some cases, smaller soldiers may be considered advantageous due to their ability to maneuver in tight spaces or through narrow corridors. In other cases, larger soldiers may be preferred for their strength and endurance.
Ultimately, the most important factor in a soldier's ability to perform their duties is their physical fitness and training, rather than their size. Military organizations typically place a strong emphasis on training and conditioning to ensure that soldiers are physically and mentally prepared to handle the demands of their job.
When you put "small soldiers" and "beneficial" in the same sentence my mind immediately goes to the Gurkhas.
It's not hax, they actually have a smaller hitbox
It's like, smash melee meta you know?
Small hitbox = strong
Big hitsbox = weak
Not really no. Smaller men are weaker and struggle to keep up with the huge equipment load infantry have. That's basically the most important thing as far as infantry are concerned so it will never be good for them, no. Physical strength is really important in many other scenarios as well such as carrying wounded to safety. Scenarios where you really need to rely on it and there's no other options.
The Potsdam Giants. Sounds like a basketball team.
2:55 from this point, I knew what the king was on about.
other than "Mildly more intimidating than any other soldier", i cant imagine what military benefit the giants would have provided. If this was back in say, roman times, where tall guys could heave spears farther or wield huge greatbows, sure. But these guys would all have used guns. Their size is if anything, a disadvantage, because they're a bigger target. i suppose if it came down to a bayonet charge, sure, the extra reach is something, but a bayonet charge doesn't win a battle.
They could potentially load a musket faster, as muskets are quite long and are muzzle-loaded using a ramrod. Being taller would make a musket less cumbersome to load so they could probably fire off rounds faster than the average soldier of the era.
In the far future. These guys will be wearing power armor.
Bayonet charges and other melee combat weren't so rare in the muzzle-loading days. The reloading time, as well as the massive clouds of black powder smoke obscuring vision, meant that it might be a _lot_ more effective to just charge after the first volley. Pretty much every soldier still carried a sword at the time, and they weren't worn to look pretty. Matt Easton over at Scholagladiatoria has plenty of videos citing period accounts of melee combat being decisive in the era of black-powder muzzle-loaders.
In the modern military being big and strong is very helpful for special forces because there is so much equipment and ammo to carry, but you could not be a fighter pilot or tank crewman.
Maybe a line of tall soldiers could trick enemy line officers into thinking the line is closer than it really is making them shoot early
Being a giant only make you die quicker in any era with guns. I think the most important traits would be quickness, relex, critical thinking, determination, stamina, endurance and being small enough to fully get yourself into most cover.
And let's not forget good eyesight. Being short-sighted would be a massive handicap in any combat scenario with firearms, especially back when things like glasses and contact lenses were not readily available to the public. Even today, having good eyesight is considered a strong merit for designated marksmen in a lot of modern militaries.
I'd heard of this one before (I think Zepherus made a video about it years ago...) but I always enjoy your storytelling, so I watched anyway!
Merry christmas to you, you glorious Irish bastard! ;)
Hey its the Potsdam giants I think
Yep Soldier Kings personal army.
I read a history of this era, apparently Frederick William offered 300,000 pounds (an enormous sum in those days) for a set of identical twins from Ireland who were 6' 9". Sort of glossed over in this video is that fact that many of these "soldiers" were serfs, and did not enlist voluntarily.
No one 'enlisted' in Prussia. Every man in Prussia was a soldier.
No it's mentioned
Thank you Qxir, I really enjoyed this episode, btw Happy Holidays Mate!!!🙏👍☃️
Jeez, how this channel has grown. At this rate, Qxir will be at one million subs in no time.
I love your channel. Keep up the amazing work. ❤❤❤
How could you not mention how he traded the amber room (yes, the one you think of) with the Tsar for some tall soldiers?
That is... depressing and hilarious all at once
This King sounds like he would have been a giant mark for Big Show or Andre the Giant
Now I understand why Captain Theo Magath was impressed of the Tybur guard 😆
I'm pretty sure Frederick William just had a.. _thing_ for taller men.
If you think it carefully, you would see that tall soldiers aren't as good as short ones because they have a bigger body where the enemy can shoot. While a smaller soldier is harder to shoot.
thats one thing i wanted to say, since we are not fighting with swords anymore, tallness and physical strenght is not that useful nowadays
@@valentinkrajzelman4649 ammo and armor is heavy, you still have to be strong to be a good soldier.
@@elinope4745 you don't need to be tall to be strong, and for carrying ammo and armor you need to have high endurance, not strength.
@@elinope4745 ammo weight literal grand and armor weights differently depending on size
Being bigger might as well be worse, because youre gonna need an bigger gun and armor, which is really bad for battle
@@guilhermef.cabral8252 I agree with the tall part, just being short and strong is what makes a good soldier, strong for your size, also your bones don't break as easily if they are short vs long.
Give them all Vostroyan Infantry hats, make them even taller!
Judging by the interest he had in them, I imagine he wouldn't have beaten them. I expect in his mind the *enlengthening* wasn't as cruel as it truly was.
Eh he was watching it happen, i doubt that
Dude was nuts. I don't know why you are applying normal people logic and motivation to crazy autocrats.
6:21 first sentence
America: hold my beer
I'd heard of this before, but I had always assumed it was just a tall tale.
I figured Giantism was a problem among those soldiers. Spartans did this too, but they werent specific, they thought that just strong Spartan men & wonen resulted in strong Spartan kids.
At least that's better, going for the most swole instead of those with brain tumors.
So Spartans could be the earliest recorded eugenics program?
@@MarcelinoDeseo Kinda. But they didnt pick certain people out of everyone. Spartan men were trained, but Spartan women were educated. So much so that when the men are away & fighting wars, the women were running things in their absence.
So it wasnt just strength that was important among Spartans.
*Quietly listening along smiling at the strange Kraut King*
5:02
🤗🤔🤨😁😁😁😆
That was not what I expected and now I am horrified...😳
Nicely done!
Thank you the informative and yet funny video. Imagine if the Prussian King watched NBA players :)))
To be honest I was expecting for you to say: he liked to get cuddly with his giants
In WW1 the British Army formed the bantam regiment for men under 5,3” the fought in lots of campaigns distinguishing themselves throughout, one of them called Percy Montgomery went on to do quite. Don’t matter how big you are in a war zone it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, the the size of the fight in the dog, Mike Tyson and others
Wow, nowadays, as a 6'5 human I only have to worry about lightning and low hanging doorways.
the lightning is the worst part really
And travelling economy class in long distance flights.
I'm 6'2" but if I lived in that era I'd have been forced to abandon my career as an ornamental garden hermit.
My grandpa was 6''7'. He was sterile and so my grandma and he adopted, and they received one short and one tall son. I can from the short son. It was predicted that I would be 4"9'. I grew to be 5"1' I grew an inch as a young adult around... 20-ish. My mom did that, too, but she is 5 inches taller than me. I never had a growth spurt. I didn't have growing pangs either.
I love watching gutless rulers with all of the power of a nation nerd out about stuff
1. Castro with the milk
2. Rick with the sauce
3. King Friedrich Wilhem I with tall men
It's even weirder because in a gunfight being a smaller target is an advantage.
Being taller is also an advantage since you have more angles of fire, there are pros and cons to everything.
Love the fact that only colored thing in the drawings is the money
*Me, a 6' 5" male* : Rarely have I been more glad to have not be born in another time or place
Me mom has got a batch of 6 foot and over boys (three) she's 5 "9" tall for a women, we have always been put to work because of our Tallness. Manual labor is not surprise to our family.
Hi qxir, I've been watching your vids for 3 years and finally became a channel member! I'm so happy you're making more videos, I remember when it used to be 1 a month if you were lucky. It would be great to see another update from you 👍
The irony of giants defeated by supposedly short Napoleon.
This is amazing. I love that he didn’t see colour and only cared about their tallness
What color? They all were Europeans...AKA white.
@@AKUJIVALDO Yeah, well, but some of them were apparently Irish.
he wasn't a picky kidnapper
@@AKUJIVALDO "White" wasn't really considered a monolithic group in Europe at the time. To Europeans you were either German, English, French, Spanish, etc... etc... and they were all fighting amongst themselves.
@@cultofthevoid5677 they aren't even now. Nationality, country borders and history is a things...
But when that guy was collecting his tall soldiers there wasn't more than some smattering people from outside Europe, nowhere close to today numbers.
I feel like he secretly wanted them to “train” him 🫥