Breeding Supersoldiers - It's Been Done in the Past! | Tales From the Bottle

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  • @Qxir
    @Qxir  Год назад +571

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  • @user-dv5qq9hv4i
    @user-dv5qq9hv4i Год назад +6072

    "Personal army? Excuse me, they´re my emotional support tall soldiers"

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger Год назад +205

      Just like Kaiser Wilhelm's emotional support navy that he obsessed over.

    • @lolmeme69_
      @lolmeme69_ Год назад +89

      @@LTPottenger I mean, the High Seas Fleet actually performed very well during WW1, so I wouldn't call it that.

    • @kronex2391
      @kronex2391 Год назад +9

      Oh god lol

    • @GalootWrangler
      @GalootWrangler Год назад +114

      “Emotional support tall soldiers” surely rates a German compound word.

    • @ayy1244
      @ayy1244 Год назад +3

      Family? I told you before, they're a GLORIFIED CREW.

  • @Myrddnn
    @Myrddnn Год назад +3891

    I met a man back in the seventies who was 7'1". He was a "freak" in a circus. His tent got little traffic and I had a chance to talk with him for a few. He sat for most of it and explained that it hurt to walk across the room. He was in his twenties and didn't expect to see thirty. It was the saddest thing I've ever seen.

    • @invoker7826
      @invoker7826 Год назад +1

      He definitely had gigantism, a hormonal disorder

    • @breakerdawn8429
      @breakerdawn8429 Год назад +140

      You know depending on how famous he is the 'freak' on said circus would literally got paid a lot of money. It all depends on how famous he is and what performance he can do. Most infamous freak like the 4 legged woman, the no arm and legs man and many more grew up to be quite rich.

    • @Myrddnn
      @Myrddnn Год назад +590

      @@breakerdawn8429 Yeah, he wasn't that lucky. He could barely walk across a room. I doubt he could "perform" anything.

    • @breakerdawn8429
      @breakerdawn8429 Год назад +77

      @@Myrddnn Oh he's the sad one then :(

    • @Myrddnn
      @Myrddnn Год назад +55

      @@breakerdawn8429 Correct, sadly.

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 Год назад +729

    if you ever wondered what it's like to be a warhammer figurine. i feel like the potsdam giants are a good approximation

    • @IsaacLiwszyc-uy8sl
      @IsaacLiwszyc-uy8sl Год назад +26

      For the emperor

    • @Voldrim359
      @Voldrim359 Месяц назад +8

      Kinda, they didn't go to the painful procedure of surgeries and implants

  • @AlphaKnight-hg2jq
    @AlphaKnight-hg2jq Год назад +11096

    fun fact Napoleon also liked tall soldiers and would put his tallest men on the front lines, in fact he did this so often it reduced the average height of the french by a fare few inches due to all the tall people dying

    • @JTA1961
      @JTA1961 Год назад +1961

      "short man complex" solutions

    • @cartoonhanks1708
      @cartoonhanks1708 Год назад +443

      Is this actually true or are you lying?

    • @AlphaKnight-hg2jq
      @AlphaKnight-hg2jq Год назад +1522

      @@cartoonhanks1708 no clue heard it from someone on the internet

    • @chainsofgames
      @chainsofgames Год назад +5

      Probably bullshit

    • @SydneyCarton2085
      @SydneyCarton2085 Год назад +1956

      @@AlphaKnight-hg2jq ok so its true, thanks.

  • @daviddavidson2357
    @daviddavidson2357 Год назад +4802

    "He enjoyed personally training and drilling them himself"
    I dunno, he seems like the type who would ask them to drill him.

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 Год назад +433

      Worst mental picture?
      "Yeah, who's the big man _now?"_

    • @1224chrisng
      @1224chrisng Год назад +331

      fun fact, his successor Fredrick II was gay, --so maybe it runs in the family--

    • @k.vonschue5938
      @k.vonschue5938 Год назад +196

      @@1224chrisng That’s just speculation based on the fact that he didn’t love his wife. At one point when he was younger, he tried to elope to marry a princess, so I’m not convinced he was gay.

    • @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise
      @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise Год назад +167

      @@k.vonschue5938 Could easily be Bisexual though. A true Bi king, perchance?

    • @charlottewolery558
      @charlottewolery558 Год назад

      @@k.vonschue5938 I've seen a number of young men seriously grow to hate women after spending time with the wrong ones. A man scorned, legitimately scorned not Incels who can't get the relationship started, is a real thing.
      Women are not innocent. They seem to have scumbag ratios similar to men.

  • @briargray2355
    @briargray2355 Год назад +996

    "He enjoyed personally training and drilling them himself."
    I bet he did >_>

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 Год назад +5478

    Imagine getting kidnapped only to become a personal plaything of an insane German king' eugenics obsession

    • @logemcdoge4620
      @logemcdoge4620 Год назад

      I can't believe a German would engage in eugenics. Simply unfathomable.

    • @taylorprocker
      @taylorprocker Год назад +435

      Why is it always the Germans obsessed with eugenics? Haha

    • @ooffilipinopatriot7605
      @ooffilipinopatriot7605 Год назад +290

      Sparta: *Laughs in the first eugenics programs*

    • @fica1137
      @fica1137 Год назад +151

      @Nyarlathotep He just had a kink for tall men (macrophilia) just like Greeks had for little boys

    • @cheezypoofoftruth
      @cheezypoofoftruth Год назад +18

      I read this comment before the video got to the part about it being in the 1800’s and I was like, “hah, that’s angry German man with a tiny mustache for you.”

  • @dontagemontage
    @dontagemontage Год назад +3894

    I’d like a story about the fellow who captured the 7’1” guy.

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger Год назад +524

      There is another one who was kidnapped who was a very tall preacher in neighboring country. In the middle of his sermon half a dozen German guys with big sacks rushed in and carried him right out of the pulpit. You can't make stuff like this up.

    • @b.elzebub9252
      @b.elzebub9252 Год назад +197

      @@LTPottenger I'd like to imagine they all had big moustaches, pith helmets and kaki uniforms. Sneering whatever the German version of the clench-jawed 'Nyeeees, baah' and/or 'bully.' is.

    • @Eduardo_Espinoza
      @Eduardo_Espinoza Год назад +10

      I wonder if he has anything to do with Costco

    • @Gabriel_PL
      @Gabriel_PL Год назад +2

      Any giant falls with enough free alcohol. Then, it's just a matter of rope and taking him somewhere he doesn't know the way back from.

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger Год назад +14

      @@Eduardo_Espinoza biiiig savings

  • @Clay3613
    @Clay3613 Год назад +502

    Andre The Giant was so tall that an Army recruiter remarked the normal sized man next to him was unfit for service as a midget. It wasn't until they got closer that he realized Andre was just huge.

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 Год назад +99

      He was also in tremendous pain for most of his life; according to several of his wrestling contemporaries, he routinely had to tell his opponents *not* to go easy on him during matches because no one wanted to cause him more pain than he already had to deal with.

    • @FrostSoul-qs6kq
      @FrostSoul-qs6kq Месяц назад +7

      People like that were like a sore thumb for snipers , tanks , artillery , scout teams , so on and so forth . It's a shitty disadvantage in the military , unless you were a big guy and able to carry big loads , guns and ammo which I used to do as a short kid and there was not much else they were good for , just carrying stuff .

    • @Mario-k8j9w
      @Mario-k8j9w Месяц назад +7

      @@FrostSoul-qs6kqor now a days the big guys carry the LMGs

    • @theberserker_of_falconia
      @theberserker_of_falconia Месяц назад +6

      made up story, the recruiter was 100 feet away or what?

  • @BrilliantDesignOnline
    @BrilliantDesignOnline Год назад +2172

    They have the same thing today, they are called 'basketball teams'

  • @marcoscastaneda2567
    @marcoscastaneda2567 Год назад +1349

    6' 2" = 188 cm
    7' 1" = 216 cm
    For anyone who doesn't feel like making the conversion

    • @fusososososo3507
      @fusososososo3507 Год назад +31

      Thanks

    • @ghyzig
      @ghyzig Год назад +46

      Thank you for providing the conversion of these heights from feet to centimeters. It can be helpful to have this information available when comparing heights or measurements in different units.

    • @b.k.5667
      @b.k.5667 Год назад +43

      Thank you. I feel like people should always use both measurements in their videos, would make everything so much easier

    • @fusososososo3507
      @fusososososo3507 Год назад +102

      @@b.k.5667 or maybe they could get rid of this stupid measurements and adopt metric just like Australia did

    • @ywoisug8845
      @ywoisug8845 Год назад +59

      @@fusososososo3507 but but but mah murican free'om!!!!!

  • @seanrh4294
    @seanrh4294 Год назад +181

    One of my german ancestors on my grandpa's side was in this unit. We have a painting of him in his uniform. I am only around 6 feet but my cousin is almost 7 feet tall.

  • @LTPottenger
    @LTPottenger Год назад +3753

    The kidnapping of tallboys has to be one of the funniest bits of history. It seems like everything weird in the western world stems from Germany.

    • @cynickicksass
      @cynickicksass Год назад +60

      Check out the Antibaptists....

    • @theprodigalson4003
      @theprodigalson4003 Год назад +64

      Tall boys the movie

    • @_hector__
      @_hector__ Год назад +217

      check out the jews and their views towards non jews

    • @shaunsmith9801
      @shaunsmith9801 Год назад +46

      No. Kidnapping is not funny

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 Год назад +121

      @@shaunsmith9801 Okay but wait. What if it's a clown kidnapping? I'm picturing a ruthless feud between gangs of rodeo clowns, circus clowns, and those weird opera clowns.

  • @DoloresJNurss
    @DoloresJNurss Год назад +949

    I've been told that the ancient Persian Kings also selected royal brides for height, leading to a tall royal line. Thus they felt horror when Alexander the Great, a short man, took over the empire and needed a small table under his feet when he sat on the Persian throne.

    • @_GOD_HAND_
      @_GOD_HAND_ Год назад +122

      Sounds like bullshit. The Persian Empire only had 12 Emperors from the time of its founding to its conquest by Alexander. Several were brothers, a few were bastards, and there was a major break in the family line between Cambyses and Darius I. They were probably just naturally tall.

    • @mankyscotchgit4986
      @mankyscotchgit4986 Год назад +68

      @@_GOD_HAND_ Not particularly related, but I do remember reading about an ancient Iranian (I think pre-Persian, though) priestess who was well over six foot and had a gold artificial eye. The ancient world sure was something.

    • @samfire3067
      @samfire3067 Год назад +15

      ​@@mankyscotchgit4986 here comes.
      James bond GoldenEYE

    • @hassanbassim4007
      @hassanbassim4007 Год назад +65

      All Persian kings in the Achaemenid era were using foot table when sitting on the throne, because it was seen inappropriate for the king to have his feet on the filthy ground.
      Alexander was just coping what was in style, not for being short.

    • @DoloresJNurss
      @DoloresJNurss Год назад +14

      @@hassanbassim4007 They all had footrests. He needed a higher one.

  • @garrysucks4190
    @garrysucks4190 Год назад +105

    2:48
    Man just admitted his height fetish, wtf

  • @loganstroganoff1284
    @loganstroganoff1284 Год назад +1452

    Funny thing is that with gun and cannon warfare giants are really at a disadvantage being much bigger targets. In today's warfare still its probably more advantageous to be of a average height and build to be a smaller target but also for mobility sake as tall guys are often gangly and relatively slow in their moment as opposed to swift and efficient. I remember my uncle telling me how south Vietnamese soldiers he patrolled with would leave him and other Americans in the dust in thr jungle. They were tiny but lightning quick and agile and performed that way for hours on a cup of rice and maybe a little bit of fish for breakfast. Big guys need way more calories. Being a massive guy hasn't been advantageous in war since sword and club days.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Год назад +199

      So Dex>Strength in the right terrain.
      Yeah. Actually.

    • @ulforcemegamon3094
      @ulforcemegamon3094 Год назад +98

      @@DonVigaDeFierro that applies to vehicles as well in some degree speed>armor , being an small and fast target is more effective than being a Big and slow target

    • @AlekseyMaksimovichPeshkov
      @AlekseyMaksimovichPeshkov Год назад +13

      Well I think that in the story of Giant of Khandahar it took a lot to kill that giant and speaking of the giant of Khandahar, giants and super-soldiers…

    • @NunayahBuisness
      @NunayahBuisness Год назад +98

      I mean yeah people native to an area will usually be better adapted to that environment than others.

    • @sheeplord4976
      @sheeplord4976 Год назад +20

      I think the idea was that they would be better grenediers and better in melee combat.

  • @parzival9307
    @parzival9307 Год назад +1462

    As a 6'8" man, this honestly doesn't seem that bad. Other than the streaching.

    • @Wreckz_Tea
      @Wreckz_Tea Год назад +314

      You probably would've been fine. It's the lowly 6'2 guys like me that probably would've been on the table 😅

    • @maxtech226
      @maxtech226 Год назад +92

      im actually descended from them and the same size as you. from what ive heard, dude died from old age

    • @themenacingpenguin.7152
      @themenacingpenguin.7152 Год назад +31

      i kinda need that chiropractic readjustment

    • @donnypasta5260
      @donnypasta5260 Год назад +37

      Same here except for the whole rack ordeal. But at 6'11 I think I could've avoided it

    • @GoongLaus
      @GoongLaus Год назад +17

      ahahahah. Talk to me when you're above 7 foot 2. 6'11 and 6'8 are extraordinarily cute numbers hahahahah.

  • @Brociphice
    @Brociphice Год назад +193

    When the video mentioned gigantism, I assumed that the tallest person would be closer to 8’. I come from a tall family, me and my shortest uncle both 6’4” and my tallest uncle being 7’1”. No gigantism or unusual pain. It’s wild to think that we would have been branded as giants and oddities under this guy’s rule.

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 10 месяцев назад +48

      You have to understand, people were overall much shorter back then. Napoleon was 5'4", which was average for a man back then. Women were closer to 5'. So a 6'7" soldier would have been considered MASSIVE, even more so than it is today.

    • @TheRealMycanthrope
      @TheRealMycanthrope 8 месяцев назад +1

      Bro, you're still an oddity in a decent chunk of the world
      (Edit:) I don't mean that in a "tall people are freaks" way, just that yeah, 6'4" is pretty damn tall in many places. And tbh, there aren't a lot of places where 7'1" isn't insanely tall

    • @chestnut4860
      @chestnut4860 8 месяцев назад +26

      You also probably wouldn't have been AS TALL back then given nutrition.

    • @rumpeltyltskyn
      @rumpeltyltskyn 8 месяцев назад +20

      @@WobblesandBeanthe 5’4” thing is a myth/conversion misunderstanding/propaganda. Napoleon was 5’7”, the average male height at the time.

    • @SoloAdvocate
      @SoloAdvocate 8 месяцев назад +7

      @@rumpeltyltskyn The whole average height thing being so low is a myth I don't see leaving anytime soon... people really latch on to us being so much "better" today in any respect they can.

  • @eastdakota6954
    @eastdakota6954 Год назад +548

    this man absolutely had a 'thing' for tall men

  • @surrealengineering7884
    @surrealengineering7884 Год назад +435

    My great great (...) grandfather was with this unit, the "Langen Kerls" as they are called where I'm from. Of what my family remembers, he was very proud of that and always spoke highly of his time there. He also did not have back pain until very late in his age, fortunately. His wife was average height. And I'm just barely 6' tall.

    • @surrealengineering7884
      @surrealengineering7884 Год назад +72

      Also we're talking about the late 1700's. Life was not comfortable at that time for anyone, you where happy if you did not starve to death and industrial revolution was not here yet. The alternative was blowing your back out farming. Tough times, nobody had it easy.
      This is probably why my records differ very much from your video. Having to attend parade, at the emperors will, training hard, etc... Is still normal for soliders and they don't mind. Now mix into this the honor to be your emperor's closest guard and the living conditions for regular ppl at the time and you understand why it was not seen as bad at the time, but as a great honor and sth, to be proud of.

    • @Ranstone
      @Ranstone Год назад +18

      @@surrealengineering7884
      I liked doing Drill. It's fun. The stretching on the rack would be the deal breaker though.

    • @phantasma9391
      @phantasma9391 Год назад

      Liar

    • @surrealengineering7884
      @surrealengineering7884 Год назад +11

      @@phantasma9391 Gut dass du genau über meine Familiengeschichte bescheid weißt, du Penner.

    • @surrealengineering7884
      @surrealengineering7884 Год назад

      @@Ranstone Definetly. I'd have to ask, but i guess he was in it at a leter stage.

  • @Kragith
    @Kragith 14 дней назад +4

    5:12 The way he sits in this frame, looking intently at the rack with a look of pure contentment I found oddly heart-warming.

  • @ibnyahud
    @ibnyahud Год назад +1380

    It's pretty amazing for me being born in this era instead of the past...
    If I was born even just 200 years ago, at 6'3" 200lbs, no doubt I would have been forcibly conscripted...

    • @kurtkurtson9111
      @kurtkurtson9111 Год назад +81

      **laughs in Russian**

    • @nunyabidness674
      @nunyabidness674 Год назад +173

      I'm 6ft 6, 265lbs... I go into basic training and I'm one of the tall folks in my platoon. We're marching to the dining facility one day and pass another platoon moving in the opposite direction. One troop stands out in that platoon. I don't often look up to people, but DAMN. Dude was 8ft 3, 450 lbs (not fat). After chow dude happened to be outside, I stepped over and chatted for a minute. His joke was when he got into uniform issue, the supply Sargent looks over and just goes "Well well well, now where did I put that GP Medium tent?"

    • @magicalfetus729
      @magicalfetus729 Год назад +86

      Only 200 at 6’3 someone get this kid a sandwich

    • @markshort9098
      @markshort9098 Год назад +37

      6'3" isn't that tall, my great great grandfather was 7'2" and in his wedding photo he is sitting on a chair and he's still taller than my great great grandmother who was standing

    • @devriestown
      @devriestown Год назад +7

      @@magicalfetus729 yip and some KFC

  • @ihaveagoddamnplanarthur
    @ihaveagoddamnplanarthur Год назад +484

    i love the drawing and the humour in the videos, keep it up!

    • @shawnganske8731
      @shawnganske8731 Год назад +11

      I agree, when he started making videos of just his face telling a story I started to get worried. Once youtubers do face reveals and such they eventually quit the gimmick or animations and just talk into a camera, I love these drawings and I hope he never stops doing them.

  • @CETHEFUTURE
    @CETHEFUTURE Год назад +4

    Yooooooo bro FIRST off i want to just say you're amazing and thank you for the content, SECOND you've been a life saver because i would have died of boredom if not for QXIR... You've really been coming thru almost every week now and for that YOU ARE HIM¡! Thank You AND MAY THE MOST HIGH CONTINUE TO BLESS YOU HAPPY NEW YEAR

  • @brianedwards7142
    @brianedwards7142 Год назад +218

    My favourite author, Jack Vance wrote a novel called The Dragon Masters where humans and aliens were locked in a generations long war where both sides had selectively bred enemy POWs into all sorts of beasts of burden or attack animals. The descriptions unsettlingly remind me of "fancy breed" pigeons.

    • @ure2grit931
      @ure2grit931 Год назад +1

      Fancy breed?

    • @brianedwards7142
      @brianedwards7142 Год назад +7

      @@ure2grit931 Rollers, fantails, pouters, frillbacks, Jacobins....

    • @brianedwards7142
      @brianedwards7142 Год назад +9

      @@ure2grit931 Darwin bred fancy pigeons to understand heredity.

    • @TheGreatAmphibian
      @TheGreatAmphibian Год назад +30

      @@brianedwards7142 Jacobin pigeons are very rebellious. Even if you train them to carry messages they just scrawl manifestos on the back.

    • @kabivose
      @kabivose Год назад +2

      Thank you!. I'd never come across that one and I do like him. I'm going on a book hunt... :-)

  • @Reoko77
    @Reoko77 Год назад +112

    This man out here collecting and breeding giants like their pokemon.

  • @SaltRiverSunshine
    @SaltRiverSunshine Год назад +19

    The royal guard of Monaco still has a minimum height requirement of 6' and a max 6'6". Young adult male foreigners are encouraged to apply so long as they're fluent in French and demonstrate a useful talent or experience.

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y Год назад +98

    The king: ''Since it's warm today, you should practice marching in your underwear. I'll be right here, watching, also in my underwear.''

  • @2pintsofcremedementh
    @2pintsofcremedementh Год назад +108

    Mate you are an absolute legend, your videos have me rolling on the floor laughing, and crying, missing all the funny cnuts in Ireland. Hope you have a wonderful Christmas surrounded by people you love and I was all too happy to give you a lazy vote in the $1mil competition, looks like you've aced this round so good luck! Speaking of blimmen Irish legends, how about Mick Wallace's speech about the pipeline? I reckon that speech deserves the Qxir treatment! Big love from New Zealand brother

  • @JoeRogansForehead
    @JoeRogansForehead 9 месяцев назад +15

    Remember always ask a tall person if they play basketball. They find it very amusing everytime

    • @pamelah6431
      @pamelah6431 19 дней назад

      I am not 5' 3" and played basketball for 7 years and loved it. I make sure they know I wish we could've played together.

  • @joshuascanlan2381
    @joshuascanlan2381 Год назад +1290

    This was almost definitely a sexual thing for the king

    • @julscatten2640
      @julscatten2640 Год назад +237

      Came here to say this. I think these “admirers” of the giants were just gay 😂

    • @junkiejackflash
      @junkiejackflash Год назад +82

      Like the old time version of lifting your truck to overcompemsate

    • @stewlover420
      @stewlover420 Год назад +49

      Guess fred the great got it from his dad 🤷

    • @CinemaDemocratica
      @CinemaDemocratica Год назад +13

      ...ya think?

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 Год назад +151

      You say that as though his very, very blatantly lecherous comment about tall soldiers being his "weakness" was anything less than an admittance to it being sexually motivated.

  • @slaaneshthedarkprince2000
    @slaaneshthedarkprince2000 Год назад +80

    "Cheer him up"
    Not the only thing they were getting up

  • @NauticalFish
    @NauticalFish Год назад +34

    The horrified man with the toothbrush mustache reading the newspaper had me cracking up for the rest of the day. You always add something hilarious in the absurdity, well done

    • @quantumblurrr
      @quantumblurrr 8 месяцев назад

      For the rest of the day?? Wtf

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy Год назад +241

    As I sit in my frozen hellscape city of Pittsburgh, I can't imagine any better way to pass the time than watching a Qxir upload!

    • @andrewmckeown6786
      @andrewmckeown6786 Год назад +2

      Cheers from Toronto🥂👍🎅🌟❤️🇨🇦

    • @MultiKommandant
      @MultiKommandant Год назад +1

      How does the Ice Realm fare? It's basically still autumn here in the UK so I'm curious how East Coast america is doing, need some nice wintery news from somewhere to tide me over til January

    • @gregoryborton6598
      @gregoryborton6598 Год назад +5

      @@MultiKommandant I just walked back and forth from the beer store to get a six pack, and it felt like my face was being sandblasted by the blowing snow and I legit thought a traffic light was about to be blown over. Not great over here lol

    • @maxstirnersego
      @maxstirnersego Год назад

      Cheer from the other side of the state

    • @talpark8796
      @talpark8796 Год назад +1

      Alberta, 🇨🇦
      oh....you're welcome fer it.
      eh 😁

  • @shyrain67
    @shyrain67 Год назад +38

    this is one of the most interesting and disturbing episodes of tales from the bottle yet! i love this series so much

  • @theMonkeyMonkey
    @theMonkeyMonkey Год назад +12

    The Aztecs also had supersized ornamental soldiers - specifically guards at the top of temples.

  • @officerjuggernautgaming
    @officerjuggernautgaming Год назад +101

    Qxir, I love you and your videos. It's been a rough year for me and your occasional video is as good as any antidepressant. Thanks for being a voice and artist I can enjoy watching and listening with. ❤️
    God bless!

    • @fakesdeath
      @fakesdeath Год назад +2

      Hope things start looking up for you soon. Happy holidays and cheers to a new year

    • @officerjuggernautgaming
      @officerjuggernautgaming Год назад +3

      @@fakesdeath I hope so too, I'm sure I'll be better! Thank you. I hope you have a lovely holiday and an amazing new year too. Stay safe and god bless!

    • @White_Recluse
      @White_Recluse Год назад +2

      Merry Christmas you funky little gamer

    • @officerjuggernautgaming
      @officerjuggernautgaming Год назад

      @@White_Recluse Merry Christmas and god bless.

  • @johnladuke6475
    @johnladuke6475 Год назад +58

    Wow, Qxir must be feeling especially charitable lately. He said "and if you're not subscribed" and followed it with a thanks for watching, rather than an insult to your poor taste or a threat of what happens if you don't subscribe. Don't worry Qxir, I'm sure it was just a nightmare brought on by a spot of mustard or undigested beef.

  • @OBIIIIIIIII
    @OBIIIIIIIII Год назад +60

    The fact that there wasn’t an nfl Europe team called the Potsdam Giants saddens me

    • @StigPrice
      @StigPrice 7 месяцев назад +10

      National football league.
      Europe.
      You can only pick one.

    • @longiusaescius2537
      @longiusaescius2537 7 месяцев назад +2

      So true Keion girl

  • @BobbyLewis
    @BobbyLewis Год назад +72

    3:28 for some reason this part was so funny to me. How he delivered it, how they popped into the uniforms and the thought of what that would mean for them all just made that joke so funny and unexpected 😂

  • @v8_u252
    @v8_u252 Год назад +41

    This video has impeccable timing for me! I very recently finished writing an essay about the ethics of human genetic engineering for my biology degree and eugenics was one of if not the strongest argument against it. Another great and interesting video idea, keep it up!

    • @toomanyaccounts
      @toomanyaccounts Год назад

      you may want to look into the NAACP they promoted eugenics to remove the sins of the black race

    • @siluda9255
      @siluda9255 Год назад +2

      tbh, we should genetic engineer people

    • @ankaplanka
      @ankaplanka Год назад +2

      @@siluda9255 That would give people less reasons to exist and put even more pressure on anyone who don't fit the standards.

  • @apertioopening3425
    @apertioopening3425 8 месяцев назад +3

    Nice video! 👍🏻 I was projected to grow to 6'4, but I knew not of the importance of sleep in growth. It will forever be my biggest regret to have not fulfilled the potential of my stature.

  • @thestankinator6737
    @thestankinator6737 Год назад +119

    In a way.... this is still happening today. At least in the United State's military. Each military branch has their own 'Ceremonial Honor Guard' who perform ceremonies for the president, as well as foreign leaders and world dignitaries. I was actually apart of one of these Honor Guards a few years ago. One of the requirements (and really the only requirement) to be selected for it, was to be over 6'.
    This is not to say anything bad about it, I actually quite enjoyed the job and my time there, very unique!

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Год назад +33

      They always pick the biggest guy they have when at the North Korean boarder exchanges as well lol

    • @thegreattotemaster
      @thegreattotemaster Год назад +16

      You know what you must do now. Find a tall woman, marry her, and make lots of babies. :P

    • @brodriguez11000
      @brodriguez11000 Год назад

      @@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Sumo wrestlers. 🙂

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Год назад

      @@brodriguez11000 That’s Japanese so I don’t think Koreans or Americans have it. idk about North Korea either but neither group would like their people called Japanese, trust me on that I think they’d call a temporary truce just to jump you lol. If you meant it as a slur then I must say that’s incredibly closed minded, bigoted, xenophobic and sheltered of you to try to use that as a insult. The men who practice sumo are incredibly strong, skilled and get a lot of “attention in the bedroom” so it’s hardly insulting. Not to mention they proliferate their countries culture and can earn incredible amounts of money. If you ever met a sumo you’d know that they can send you to your ancestors in seconds to apologize for what a sad disappointment you turned out to be🙃

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Год назад +2

      @@brodriguez11000 Just a little bit of advise “Rodriguez” don’t mock your Friends or your enemy it just makes you look bad in the end. Also when Latin America has the highest obesity rates you don’t mock fat people either. I worked with enough Latino men to know you bring coke and not water at the end of a day of work for them.

  • @Palmit_
    @Palmit_ Год назад +40

    the effort in your art work is very much appreciated. a picture paints a thousand words. a QXIR paints a thousand pictures.

  • @darcyspencer4279
    @darcyspencer4279 Год назад +11

    Something tells me the king would've been a big time Warhammer fan, if he had lived in modern times, and he would have had a room full of Custodes figurines.

  • @angry3055
    @angry3055 Год назад +184

    I am 72" when i was in the US Army, during my deployments I realized quickly, that been that tall was a disadvantage in the field. Example: Harder too cover,no long armor vest, more back problems, less center gravity with excessive equipment, and since I was taller I was assigned with a 240 Bravo because shorter guys have tendency too drag the barrel end in the ground because there height.

    • @someneet145
      @someneet145 Год назад +61

      Damn, didn't know people got as tall as 72 feet.

    • @shoopoop21
      @shoopoop21 Год назад +9

      The guy I knew who did that said that he would intentionally spend the ammo for his 240 so he wouldn't have to carry it back.

    • @jameson2916
      @jameson2916 Год назад +10

      @@someneet145 '=feet ''=inches

    • @allot5530
      @allot5530 Год назад +1

      I sometimes wonder how would dwarf infantry fair

    • @janeblogs324
      @janeblogs324 Год назад +8

      72" = 182cm. That's pretty standard for a man

  • @ubergeek1968
    @ubergeek1968 Год назад +195

    AS one of these "giants" (being 6'5"), I can tell you that height is not all it is cracked up to be. My wife is 5'1" and uses me to get at stuff on high shelves, but she also likes to put many useful things on the lowest shelves in the cupboards... which I cannot get at without laying on my belly!

    • @javo5270
      @javo5270 Год назад +5

      damn bro....my mom is the same height and my dad just barely 6ft and i thought that was a lot size difference..

    • @Grim67894
      @Grim67894 Год назад +35

      As a dude over a foot taller than your girl why did you choose someone so small? That’s like dating a kid.

    • @Choppytehbear1337
      @Choppytehbear1337 Год назад

      Pick her up and put her on the counter.

    • @Uwhwvwgwh
      @Uwhwvwgwh Год назад +17

      @@Grim67894 yah you're creep

    • @columodonnell9202
      @columodonnell9202 Год назад +91

      Shoulda got a 6foot tall wife and had supersoldier kids, you are dishonouring the prussian state

  • @BreezeLeg-mo4jh
    @BreezeLeg-mo4jh Год назад +11

    4:31 That Giants expression says 'Fuck not this shit again'.

  • @kekero540
    @kekero540 Год назад +36

    nothing like a 5'3" guy hiring legions of buff tall men to work out in front oh his house

    • @floridaman318
      @floridaman318 Год назад +11

      Totally normal hetero behavior. Definitely not a fetish or anything.

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 Год назад +10

      @@floridaman318 it's even funnier when you learn William beat fredrick for being gay

  • @robpolaris7272
    @robpolaris7272 6 месяцев назад +5

    Audie Murphy is the most decorated US solider. He was 5’5” weighed 112 and killed over 250 German soldiers.

    • @basedmanlett
      @basedmanlett Месяц назад

      Modern women are picking tall nazis over Audie Murphy.

    • @jamemule5326
      @jamemule5326 Месяц назад +1

      Bro was captain America

  • @SaltpeterTaffy
    @SaltpeterTaffy Год назад +20

    Wait, you said they were miserable, gigantism wasn't William's fau-- *gets to the part about making the giants more giant*... _oh._

  • @Jeff-lf4yr
    @Jeff-lf4yr Год назад +24

    Great! I have another Qxir video to watch while i kill time in the mens room at work. This man is doing gods work, same with count dankula. My 2 favorites from across the pond 🙂

    • @gyromurphy
      @gyromurphy Год назад +1

      Check out Plainly Difficult. He does short form docs on disasters very similarly to Qxir. Some of the best videos out there. .....now that I think about it I believe they've collabed before. Oh..and he's a Brit, so there's that too. Best accent for documentaries.

  • @1Lo1L
    @1Lo1L Год назад +1

    imagine thanking someone for indulging your content whether they are subscribed or not, that's how ya get them likes

  • @speluncaphobia1996
    @speluncaphobia1996 Год назад +111

    feel like this guy would have really liked giantess stuff if he had access to the modern internet

    • @fica1137
      @fica1137 Год назад +81

      Giant*, he sounds gay af

    • @fajile5109
      @fajile5109 Год назад +18

      Probably a big fan of Steven universe

    • @sirc1446
      @sirc1446 Год назад

      Death by Snu Snu

  • @camo_kamikaze1598
    @camo_kamikaze1598 Год назад +20

    it was kinda cute up to the point of trying to make them taller with a torture device

  • @DannyDangerOz
    @DannyDangerOz Год назад +6

    I've watched a couple of your videos recently, but the "you sick bastard" just earned my subscription :)

  • @Augustborne
    @Augustborne Год назад +83

    “The most beautiful girl or women in the world would be a matter of indifference to me, but tall soldiers-they are my weakness.” I’m pretty sure the dude was just gay with a fetish for tall men. That would explain a lot.

    • @sleepyguy4237
      @sleepyguy4237 Год назад

      This is dumb would guys today who like the concept of supersoldiers like Spartans from Halo or Space Marines in 40k be gay too?
      This sex induced generation is so stupid.

    • @shoopoop21
      @shoopoop21 Год назад +4

      Not everyone is so obsessed with getting off as you are.

    • @Augustborne
      @Augustborne Год назад +11

      @@sleepyguy4237 damn you people are reading way too far into this, it’s a god damn joke, ever heard of hyperbole? People today are way too easily offended.

    • @coryfice1881
      @coryfice1881 Год назад +17

      @@Augustborne Well his son was famously gay so the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

    • @Dragonette666
      @Dragonette666 6 месяцев назад

      I agree , imagine what the promotion process would have been like.

  • @brenobassocenci6571
    @brenobassocenci6571 Год назад +19

    King William: So, you are pretty tall, aren’t you?
    Postam Giant: I think so sir.
    King William: could you be taller?

  • @jontee4free
    @jontee4free Год назад +12

    I love the way the little king smiles up at his long boys 😁

  • @SuperMommav
    @SuperMommav Год назад +8

    Im sure he did enjoy “drilling” them himself 4:44 😂

  • @carlmanvers5009
    @carlmanvers5009 Год назад +12

    I first read about this unit in Playboy. Turns out it _was_ educational after all. I certainly can't remember who was in the centre.

  • @thelemonman03
    @thelemonman03 Год назад +71

    its funny how nowadays smaller soliders may be more beneficial

    • @ghyzig
      @ghyzig Год назад +35

      It is true that different military organizations have different requirements and preferences when it comes to the size and physical characteristics of their soldiers. In some cases, smaller soldiers may be considered advantageous due to their ability to maneuver in tight spaces or through narrow corridors. In other cases, larger soldiers may be preferred for their strength and endurance.
      Ultimately, the most important factor in a soldier's ability to perform their duties is their physical fitness and training, rather than their size. Military organizations typically place a strong emphasis on training and conditioning to ensure that soldiers are physically and mentally prepared to handle the demands of their job.

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 Год назад +16

      When you put "small soldiers" and "beneficial" in the same sentence my mind immediately goes to the Gurkhas.

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard Год назад +18

      It's not hax, they actually have a smaller hitbox

    • @guilhermef.cabral8252
      @guilhermef.cabral8252 Год назад +5

      It's like, smash melee meta you know?
      Small hitbox = strong
      Big hitsbox = weak

    • @skyworm8006
      @skyworm8006 Год назад +1

      Not really no. Smaller men are weaker and struggle to keep up with the huge equipment load infantry have. That's basically the most important thing as far as infantry are concerned so it will never be good for them, no. Physical strength is really important in many other scenarios as well such as carrying wounded to safety. Scenarios where you really need to rely on it and there's no other options.

  • @midwinter78
    @midwinter78 7 дней назад +1

    The Potsdam Giants. Sounds like a basketball team.

  • @chinmayjoshi3592
    @chinmayjoshi3592 Год назад +10

    2:55 from this point, I knew what the king was on about.

  • @serioushex3893
    @serioushex3893 Год назад +64

    other than "Mildly more intimidating than any other soldier", i cant imagine what military benefit the giants would have provided. If this was back in say, roman times, where tall guys could heave spears farther or wield huge greatbows, sure. But these guys would all have used guns. Their size is if anything, a disadvantage, because they're a bigger target. i suppose if it came down to a bayonet charge, sure, the extra reach is something, but a bayonet charge doesn't win a battle.

    • @counterfeit6089
      @counterfeit6089 Год назад +21

      They could potentially load a musket faster, as muskets are quite long and are muzzle-loaded using a ramrod. Being taller would make a musket less cumbersome to load so they could probably fire off rounds faster than the average soldier of the era.

    • @angelofthedead1886
      @angelofthedead1886 Год назад +13

      In the far future. These guys will be wearing power armor.

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 Год назад +17

      Bayonet charges and other melee combat weren't so rare in the muzzle-loading days. The reloading time, as well as the massive clouds of black powder smoke obscuring vision, meant that it might be a _lot_ more effective to just charge after the first volley. Pretty much every soldier still carried a sword at the time, and they weren't worn to look pretty. Matt Easton over at Scholagladiatoria has plenty of videos citing period accounts of melee combat being decisive in the era of black-powder muzzle-loaders.

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger Год назад +16

      In the modern military being big and strong is very helpful for special forces because there is so much equipment and ammo to carry, but you could not be a fighter pilot or tank crewman.

    • @olivertrevino8092
      @olivertrevino8092 Год назад

      Maybe a line of tall soldiers could trick enemy line officers into thinking the line is closer than it really is making them shoot early

  • @aclock2
    @aclock2 Год назад +15

    Being a giant only make you die quicker in any era with guns. I think the most important traits would be quickness, relex, critical thinking, determination, stamina, endurance and being small enough to fully get yourself into most cover.

    • @simtexa
      @simtexa 8 месяцев назад

      And let's not forget good eyesight. Being short-sighted would be a massive handicap in any combat scenario with firearms, especially back when things like glasses and contact lenses were not readily available to the public. Even today, having good eyesight is considered a strong merit for designated marksmen in a lot of modern militaries.

  • @krakenpots5693
    @krakenpots5693 Год назад +8

    I'd heard of this one before (I think Zepherus made a video about it years ago...) but I always enjoy your storytelling, so I watched anyway!
    Merry christmas to you, you glorious Irish bastard! ;)

  • @patrickbasal8433
    @patrickbasal8433 Год назад +18

    Hey its the Potsdam giants I think

  • @owensomers8572
    @owensomers8572 Год назад +21

    I read a history of this era, apparently Frederick William offered 300,000 pounds (an enormous sum in those days) for a set of identical twins from Ireland who were 6' 9". Sort of glossed over in this video is that fact that many of these "soldiers" were serfs, and did not enlist voluntarily.

    • @LTPottenger
      @LTPottenger Год назад +1

      No one 'enlisted' in Prussia. Every man in Prussia was a soldier.

    • @viorp5267
      @viorp5267 Год назад +2

      No it's mentioned

  • @mauricedavis2160
    @mauricedavis2160 Год назад +5

    Thank you Qxir, I really enjoyed this episode, btw Happy Holidays Mate!!!🙏👍☃️

  • @elic1356
    @elic1356 Год назад +5

    Jeez, how this channel has grown. At this rate, Qxir will be at one million subs in no time.

  • @debbieannsmith8962
    @debbieannsmith8962 Месяц назад

    I love your channel. Keep up the amazing work. ❤❤❤

  • @kaengurus.sind.genossen
    @kaengurus.sind.genossen Год назад +26

    How could you not mention how he traded the amber room (yes, the one you think of) with the Tsar for some tall soldiers?

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 Год назад +1

      That is... depressing and hilarious all at once

  • @BluThundr
    @BluThundr Год назад +6

    This King sounds like he would have been a giant mark for Big Show or Andre the Giant

  • @armandobalance9208
    @armandobalance9208 Год назад +7

    Now I understand why Captain Theo Magath was impressed of the Tybur guard 😆

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Год назад +8

    I'm pretty sure Frederick William just had a.. _thing_ for taller men.

  • @trrr938
    @trrr938 Год назад +125

    If you think it carefully, you would see that tall soldiers aren't as good as short ones because they have a bigger body where the enemy can shoot. While a smaller soldier is harder to shoot.

    • @valentinkrajzelman4649
      @valentinkrajzelman4649 Год назад +34

      thats one thing i wanted to say, since we are not fighting with swords anymore, tallness and physical strenght is not that useful nowadays

    • @elinope4745
      @elinope4745 Год назад +7

      @@valentinkrajzelman4649 ammo and armor is heavy, you still have to be strong to be a good soldier.

    • @janpiorko3809
      @janpiorko3809 Год назад +46

      @@elinope4745 you don't need to be tall to be strong, and for carrying ammo and armor you need to have high endurance, not strength.

    • @guilhermef.cabral8252
      @guilhermef.cabral8252 Год назад +3

      @@elinope4745 ammo weight literal grand and armor weights differently depending on size
      Being bigger might as well be worse, because youre gonna need an bigger gun and armor, which is really bad for battle

    • @elinope4745
      @elinope4745 Год назад +5

      @@guilhermef.cabral8252 I agree with the tall part, just being short and strong is what makes a good soldier, strong for your size, also your bones don't break as easily if they are short vs long.

  • @xenosmoke8915
    @xenosmoke8915 Год назад +1

    Give them all Vostroyan Infantry hats, make them even taller!

  • @KnightoftheSorryFace
    @KnightoftheSorryFace Год назад +29

    Judging by the interest he had in them, I imagine he wouldn't have beaten them. I expect in his mind the *enlengthening* wasn't as cruel as it truly was.

    • @wumbleisthebest3270
      @wumbleisthebest3270 Год назад

      Eh he was watching it happen, i doubt that

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu Год назад

      Dude was nuts. I don't know why you are applying normal people logic and motivation to crazy autocrats.

  • @crowmaster9652
    @crowmaster9652 Год назад +7

    6:21 first sentence
    America: hold my beer

  • @MS-ho9wq
    @MS-ho9wq Год назад +2

    I'd heard of this before, but I had always assumed it was just a tall tale.

  • @Walt_Xander94
    @Walt_Xander94 Год назад +15

    I figured Giantism was a problem among those soldiers. Spartans did this too, but they werent specific, they thought that just strong Spartan men & wonen resulted in strong Spartan kids.

    • @WallaWaller
      @WallaWaller Год назад +5

      At least that's better, going for the most swole instead of those with brain tumors.

    • @MarcelinoDeseo
      @MarcelinoDeseo Год назад +2

      So Spartans could be the earliest recorded eugenics program?

    • @Walt_Xander94
      @Walt_Xander94 Год назад

      @@MarcelinoDeseo Kinda. But they didnt pick certain people out of everyone. Spartan men were trained, but Spartan women were educated. So much so that when the men are away & fighting wars, the women were running things in their absence.
      So it wasnt just strength that was important among Spartans.

  • @uncletiggermclaren7592
    @uncletiggermclaren7592 Год назад +4

    *Quietly listening along smiling at the strange Kraut King*
    5:02
    🤗🤔🤨😁😁😁😆

  • @francohealy3705
    @francohealy3705 24 дня назад

    That was not what I expected and now I am horrified...😳
    Nicely done!

  • @Nhask666
    @Nhask666 Год назад +8

    Thank you the informative and yet funny video. Imagine if the Prussian King watched NBA players :)))

  • @gfullcrayon562
    @gfullcrayon562 Год назад +9

    To be honest I was expecting for you to say: he liked to get cuddly with his giants

  • @waltbarratt200
    @waltbarratt200 5 месяцев назад +2

    In WW1 the British Army formed the bantam regiment for men under 5,3” the fought in lots of campaigns distinguishing themselves throughout, one of them called Percy Montgomery went on to do quite. Don’t matter how big you are in a war zone it’s not the size of the dog in the fight, the the size of the fight in the dog, Mike Tyson and others

  • @Dice-Head
    @Dice-Head Год назад +9

    Wow, nowadays, as a 6'5 human I only have to worry about lightning and low hanging doorways.

    • @aguspuig6615
      @aguspuig6615 Год назад +4

      the lightning is the worst part really

    • @davidlea-smith4747
      @davidlea-smith4747 Год назад

      And travelling economy class in long distance flights.

  • @bladder1010
    @bladder1010 Год назад +19

    I'm 6'2" but if I lived in that era I'd have been forced to abandon my career as an ornamental garden hermit.

  • @LivingDead53
    @LivingDead53 Год назад +3

    My grandpa was 6''7'. He was sterile and so my grandma and he adopted, and they received one short and one tall son. I can from the short son. It was predicted that I would be 4"9'. I grew to be 5"1' I grew an inch as a young adult around... 20-ish. My mom did that, too, but she is 5 inches taller than me. I never had a growth spurt. I didn't have growing pangs either.

  • @doggo7078
    @doggo7078 Год назад +8

    I love watching gutless rulers with all of the power of a nation nerd out about stuff
    1. Castro with the milk
    2. Rick with the sauce
    3. King Friedrich Wilhem I with tall men

  • @alexjgilpin
    @alexjgilpin Год назад +16

    It's even weirder because in a gunfight being a smaller target is an advantage.

    • @Blaidd7542
      @Blaidd7542 Месяц назад +1

      Being taller is also an advantage since you have more angles of fire, there are pros and cons to everything.

  • @cevatkokbudak6414
    @cevatkokbudak6414 Месяц назад +1

    Love the fact that only colored thing in the drawings is the money

  • @oliverlarosa8046
    @oliverlarosa8046 Год назад +6

    *Me, a 6' 5" male* : Rarely have I been more glad to have not be born in another time or place

  • @TankardShaw
    @TankardShaw Год назад +4

    Me mom has got a batch of 6 foot and over boys (three) she's 5 "9" tall for a women, we have always been put to work because of our Tallness. Manual labor is not surprise to our family.

  • @seanedwards3685
    @seanedwards3685 Год назад +14

    Hi qxir, I've been watching your vids for 3 years and finally became a channel member! I'm so happy you're making more videos, I remember when it used to be 1 a month if you were lucky. It would be great to see another update from you 👍

  • @nathanaelmcmahan872
    @nathanaelmcmahan872 Год назад +3

    The irony of giants defeated by supposedly short Napoleon.

  • @theprodigalson4003
    @theprodigalson4003 Год назад +24

    This is amazing. I love that he didn’t see colour and only cared about their tallness

    • @AKUJIVALDO
      @AKUJIVALDO Год назад +3

      What color? They all were Europeans...AKA white.

    • @JoshuaNorton
      @JoshuaNorton Год назад +1

      @@AKUJIVALDO Yeah, well, but some of them were apparently Irish.

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 Год назад +6

      he wasn't a picky kidnapper

    • @cultofthevoid5677
      @cultofthevoid5677 Год назад +11

      @@AKUJIVALDO "White" wasn't really considered a monolithic group in Europe at the time. To Europeans you were either German, English, French, Spanish, etc... etc... and they were all fighting amongst themselves.

    • @AKUJIVALDO
      @AKUJIVALDO Год назад

      @@cultofthevoid5677 they aren't even now. Nationality, country borders and history is a things...
      But when that guy was collecting his tall soldiers there wasn't more than some smattering people from outside Europe, nowhere close to today numbers.

  • @RougeHimbo
    @RougeHimbo Год назад +4

    I feel like he secretly wanted them to “train” him 🫥