Ok 3 things: 1) Darn Auto correct! 2) Thank you for correcting me 3) When I click on the translate to English, the 1st comment - *no cap* - translates to Zit, and the 2nd comment translates to *Seat Cushion* try it out!
Do you understand how easy it is to find the instructions on how to hack a US grade military drone, do you understand how easy it is to figure out how to synthesize graphene sheets, do you understand how easy it is to clone somebody? Oh boy, identity fraud is trivial. There's probably a kit you can buy online with some bad Swedish instructions that lets you commit identity fraud with the click of a button isn't there.
Though not like I cared that my dad was gone cause he was a step-dad and we ain’t cool so I went downstairs and the doorbell rang. I opened it and saw the teacher and pulled out my uzis and SPRAYED HER A- or I mean dug her a grave in my backyard and she put herself in there cause she wanted to. Continue if u want
Then as I was fleeing the country I saw the SWAT dog chasing after some random guy cause he had chicken nuggets and then the teacher came up to me with a knife so I ran until I lost him.
Fun fact:once we were praying at thanksgiving and my grandma let out a wet one but it was quiet me and my siblings and cousins just looked at each other and laughed so hard on the inside 🤣
@@futuretrunks2278 I’m working on evolving my transformations even farther, reaching new heights with ultra instinct, I hope next time that you come back vegeta doesn’t take all the fun 😅
“Where do I even start.”
Oh, if only you knew. 💀
Where should he start
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funy
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Yo ruclips.net/video/NCknXQd1f1w/видео.html I don't even remember what this link is this is just in my saves
“Shut up you delinquent” never gets old 😂🔥
@Adolf Hitler certified bot classic
No cap
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Never gets old
@@spiderharry2591 never gets old
"Youre son's expelled, goodbye"
"FINALLY NOW HE WILL STOP CALLING MY MOM"
Your*
@@ruslans2006 my bad
@@ChaoticMarioBros_YT It's ok
The son: aye goodbye God will see you in 4 minutes and 39 no 38 seconds
“SHUT UP YOU DELINQUENT” is iconic at this point
“At this point your a felon!”
At this point? 😂
"BY THIS POINT YOUR A FELON" 😂😂
"mom, I gave him the land mine he said it was for a project"
Now we know he gets it from his mother
Bro all you did was quote the video incorrectly
@@rekdyoface4503 and go on
@@jeremydexter8963 no you just done a bad quote for attention.
Yeah for that one kid in Ukraine
Who else remembers
“If you call me one more time I will block this numbers”
I do
I do
Rare footage of what *Dylan Zitus plans to do next week when school starts:*
zitus
Zitkus*
Ok 3 things:
1) Darn Auto correct!
2) Thank you for correcting me
3) When I click on the translate to English, the 1st comment - *no cap* - translates to Zit, and the 2nd comment translates to *Seat Cushion* try it out!
@@dagold2142 Dylan Seat Cusion
@@dagold2142 lmao
“You think I know how to do that?”
I appreciate a man who admits to his inabilities.
Do you understand how easy it is to find the instructions on how to hack a US grade military drone, do you understand how easy it is to figure out how to synthesize graphene sheets, do you understand how easy it is to clone somebody? Oh boy, identity fraud is trivial. There's probably a kit you can buy online with some bad Swedish instructions that lets you commit identity fraud with the click of a button isn't there.
“And shipped him to Ukraine”
The rest of the Russian kids:
LOL
?????
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
??????
??????????
The fact that he’s not already in prison😂☠️
“But mom, Tyrese told me to do all of this so he could join Uncle Larry in the touching game”
Also I went into the room and mom gave me $20 bucks to be quite and I still told da- I don't have a dad bc mom is cheating now
Edit:keep this going!
Though not like I cared that my dad was gone cause he was a step-dad and we ain’t cool so I went downstairs and the doorbell rang. I opened it and saw the teacher and pulled out my uzis and SPRAYED HER A- or I mean dug her a grave in my backyard and she put herself in there cause she wanted to.
Continue if u want
Then the police saw me putting her in the gra- I mean they saw her putting herself into the grave so I fled the country
Yo 🔥ruclips.net/video/rdJ9bsN7JAw/видео.html
Then as I was fleeing the country I saw the SWAT dog chasing after some random guy cause he had chicken nuggets and then the teacher came up to me with a knife so I ran until I lost him.
“Sorry i gave him the Landmine that’s my bad”😨 that scares me
Ahh the return of the best teacher ever
This is what happens at my school and I used to get in trouble 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too😂
@Little Lisa idk
Me too
If that was me personally I would never let someone talk to me like that
But that’s just me 🤣🤣
The way he said “felon” 💀💀
I fear how badly it’s going to be at his new school
“You’re son is expelled, goodbye”
"SHUT UP YOU DELINQUENT" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
“Hooked a land mine to a tree” that got me 😂
“Me personally I wouldn’t take that but that’s just me” :/
Teachers always expand the truth…
fax💯
“Your a delinquent” never gets old
'Little mad" 💀
This guy is so funny the first thing I do when I watch is like the video
How does the teacher know all of this 🤨
Cameras? Witnesses? Idk?
The teacher has eyes on the back of his head… 😱
“..This is the second time…”
Holds up four fingers
“Delinquent” my fav quote 💀
at this point, I don’t know if the teacher is lying or not
"Delinquent" made me laugh so hard😂😂😂
Me personally I would give the teacher detention that’s just me though 🤷🏿♂️
dude this cracks me up sooooo much 🤣😂. keep up the good work dylan!!
Dylan: wait...you...gave me a landmine? I never said I needed that... *who is impersonating me*
"And shipped him to Ukraine!"
The people over there: Want some vodka?
"You're a felon!"
Nah, bro's a full-out war criminal
Your content never fails to make me smile! Thank you
my favorite series 😭😭
Please don’t end this series
"I gave him his landmine, he said he needed it for his project." 💀💀
He never gets old with his videos always laughing
Bro Signed him up to the US military CRAZY 💀💀💀💀💀💀
How do you create stuff like this ? It’s so good
This is America
the fact he thought to say all of those things 🤣
"He said he needed the landmine for a school project"
*All sorted out then?*
Bro this guy is the best RUclips shorts guy ever
The end of a amazing saga
The mom should’ve said after the teacher asks where they got a landline “Oh it was a souvenir from when we went to Bosnia in 1995”
Teacher: Your son is expelled
Parts 7 and 8: 💀💀💀
This got us all on marsh laughing
A great conclusion to an epic saga
“Honestly that’s my bad I gave him the landline he said it was for a project” 💀💀💀
This kid truly is a mastermind
This never gets old!
The dedication to make 6 videos is awesome.
Your the best man.
“Shut up you delinquent” 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
“I’m on ba-“ 💀
This might just be the first time I've actually ever laughed at a RUclips short that isn't a meme compilation
Thank you Dylan for making banger shorts
This is the best video I have seen all day or you could say night😂
funniest one yet i was laughing the whole time
i’m cracking up BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bro I almost choked by laughing so hard
Keep up this series
Dying with laughter my bus driver 😑😑😑
he didn't steal the social security number but he blew up the class😂
Bruh the teacher always lying 🤣🤣🤣
Fun fact:once we were praying at thanksgiving and my grandma let out a wet one but it was quiet me and my siblings and cousins just looked at each other and laughed so hard on the inside 🤣
Mans got him in the army
Have you still been training trunks? you never know when the next threat could destroy earth😁
@@SonGoku-sc6it I've become even better than u goku
@@futuretrunks2278 I’m working on evolving my transformations even farther, reaching new heights with ultra instinct, I hope next time that you come back vegeta doesn’t take all the fun 😅
The teacher: I’ll tell Your parents what happened
The Quiet Kid: So you’ve chosen death💀
I love this! So FUNNY AF
The second time this week, it’s probably only Monday
"Your son expelled, goodbye"
The son that his dad is a principal : *you don't have the power.*
Sucks that this series is over I had a lot of great laughs
this made me crack up
All those parts made me laugh
Please do part 7 that's cool
“so he got a little mad.” doesn’t look like he’s mad he violated EVERYONE in the school lol.
Love your content 😊
i am always waiting for the school episodes
The latter sounds like something I would do ngl…he just like me FR FR
You know, we all thought the teacher was making it all up
Then we heard the mom say “oh I gave him that landmine”
His face at the end though.
this is why your my favorite youtuer!!!!!
Coast gaurd, army, marines, and navy: how do we not have a landmine?
"SHUT UP YOU DELINQUENT" LOL
Can you do more of these teaching videos
That poor teacher will just randomly go missing today
Episode 7 do it on this series I love it so much it's so hilarious so 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 it's so funny
"He got a little mad at another student SO HE STOLE HIS SOCIAL SECURITY CARD"
"All I did was get up before the bell"
Keep up the good work Dylan
I love these
I gave him a landmine🤣🤣🤣
It do be like that though 🤣🤣
Teachers in a nutshell
There all so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought the teacher was lying till the mom said he give him a landmine ;-;
The sequel should be what happens when he gets home 💀
Love your vids