When the substitute teacher leaves a note part 8

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  • @ricepolution
    @ricepolution Год назад +493

    "In my 364 years of teaching" got me good 💀

    • @emdajan9715
      @emdajan9715 Год назад +9

      I knew he was gonna say 364 years of teaching

    • @cowicial5674
      @cowicial5674 Год назад +5

      @@emdajan9715 cool

    • @scoodeles
      @scoodeles Год назад +1

      @Jack Wrath what the f*ck

    • @ReiSuzuyaXIII
      @ReiSuzuyaXIII Год назад

      @Jack Wrath shut up pet sim x tryhard

    • @Sxmmr3850
      @Sxmmr3850 Год назад

      Yea lol

  • @GeographyFacts
    @GeographyFacts Год назад +440

    “Never in my 364 years of teaching I’ve never had a class this bad” Bro Retire

    • @Yunusysf1
      @Yunusysf1 Год назад +3

      Fr 😭

    • @jj_editz11
      @jj_editz11 Год назад +3

      Bro's been teaching so long he probably witnessed Jesus's christening

    • @kingbroden9188
      @kingbroden9188 Год назад

      True

    • @josh-ex4by
      @josh-ex4by Год назад +2

      @@jj_editz11 nahh bro he been teaching so long he saw adam and eve spawn in

    • @jj_editz11
      @jj_editz11 Год назад +2

      @@josh-ex4by Nah even before that, he taught God how to make the earth and everything

  • @dumb_dumb_4070
    @dumb_dumb_4070 Год назад +7

    I love how after you make a joke about the king you are so respectful at the same time :)

  • @frrad
    @frrad Год назад +438

    “It’s always these people” - 👴🏻

    • @darth7604
      @darth7604 Год назад +5

      You mean those

    • @Damon2Smooth
      @Damon2Smooth Год назад

      Ur not funny

    • @w4976.
      @w4976. Год назад +1

      @@Damon2Smooth Fr this shit is old now

    • @Damon2Smooth
      @Damon2Smooth Год назад

      @@w4976. yeah they think rasict jokes are funny there really old and unfunny

    • @MewsOvercast
      @MewsOvercast Год назад +2

      “I wish we could bring it back to the glory days where we could whip them” -👴🏻

  • @Parzival3
    @Parzival3 Год назад +513

    “Of course your kind would do that”💀

  • @Lebroncantrememberlyrics
    @Lebroncantrememberlyrics Год назад +708

    NEVER IN MY 800 DAYS OF WATCHING DYLAN HAVE I BEEN THIS EARLY

    • @GeographyNerdo
      @GeographyNerdo Год назад +38

      You are most definitely getting hearted or pinned

    • @driptrollface7194
      @driptrollface7194 Год назад +8

      Same

    • @deepfrieddogo6456
      @deepfrieddogo6456 Год назад +9

      damn that man old, experienced 2 world wars, the Black Plague, the Spanish flu, and many more great dyings

    • @DylanZitkus
      @DylanZitkus  Год назад +229

      Ight that was lowkey good only “early” comment that has made me laugh

    • @Medumamus
      @Medumamus Год назад +4

      @@DylanZitkus definitely the best

  • @lilgoodievevo2400
    @lilgoodievevo2400 Год назад +21

    “I taught GW in da 3rd grade” explains why he’s been teachin fo 364 years

  • @veryveryindecisive
    @veryveryindecisive Год назад +198

    “I never thought he would turn on his own kind, I’m proud.”-👴🏻

    • @The_pitbull536
      @The_pitbull536 Год назад +6

      @Giga Playz L person who does not know this is a type of unfunny joke

  • @NotMrAxomori
    @NotMrAxomori Год назад +2003

    Worst part about this video is that her name is Marissa 💀💀

    • @feenixpg3d
      @feenixpg3d Год назад +4

      xD

    • @vniqlo
      @vniqlo Год назад +23

      Someone explain please I don’t get it

    • @sirmagnumcat4996
      @sirmagnumcat4996 Год назад +4

      💀

    • @LITERALLY_A_DISASTER
      @LITERALLY_A_DISASTER Год назад +14

      My old best friend that moved away was named Mirrissa, she was so nice
      (Still the name marissa but with an i)

    • @yes-mu4gr
      @yes-mu4gr Год назад +5

      yes

  • @Pasta_Editz
    @Pasta_Editz Год назад +1889

    “Of course your kind would do this” you’ve made me proud my boy - 👴🏻

    • @Jay2Big28
      @Jay2Big28 Год назад +23

      Bro wild💀🤣

    • @Based_Chinese_Muslim
      @Based_Chinese_Muslim Год назад +13

      yea

    • @Minelaughter
      @Minelaughter Год назад +49

      “Don’t think you’ll get a break. That cotton won’t pick itself.” -👴🏻

    • @L0V3_HAN
      @L0V3_HAN Год назад +14

      Plot twist:Tirel is white -👴🏽

    • @Jin-shiki
      @Jin-shiki Год назад +2

      I don't get it?

  • @jokerplaysgames36
    @jokerplaysgames36 Год назад +47

    I like how he makes jokes about queen Lizzy’s death,(rip 😢) but also says may her majesty Rest In Peace like a good guy 😊

  • @arpenate3878
    @arpenate3878 Год назад +45

    “And you shot her” The quiet kid is here again. 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @xXechoXx
    @xXechoXx Год назад +45

    The queen lived a long life let us all salute for her majesty.

  • @syedafatima9275
    @syedafatima9275 Год назад +78

    "Even he wasn't as bad as you guys."
    Had me dying lmao 🤣

    • @weirdliveraredie
      @weirdliveraredie Год назад

      You're the best RUclips I've ever seen can you be all over my phone phone thanks bro

    • @alteraxia1646
      @alteraxia1646 Год назад

      @@weirdliveraredie they don't even have any videos tf you mean she's the best yter

  • @TheRealCrusader
    @TheRealCrusader Год назад +8

    “Of course your kind would do this” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jimenamejia3211
    @jimenamejia3211 Год назад +3

    "NEVER IN MY 364 YEARS OF TEACHING" bro is immortal

  • @ArtpoFootball.
    @ArtpoFootball. Год назад +34

    "In my__years of teaching" is legimately the most said sentence across all teachers

    • @ronn6771
      @ronn6771 Год назад

      They even put it in their introductions, especially the ones who've been teaching for 567 years.

    • @gamingwithkacper
      @gamingwithkacper Год назад

      What about ‘no talking’ ‘detention’ ‘the bell doesn’t dismiss you I do’

    • @JimtheCODpro
      @JimtheCODpro Год назад

      @Jack Wrath fake

    • @JimtheCODpro
      @JimtheCODpro Год назад

      @Jack Wrath lie

  • @CP_8
    @CP_8 Год назад +71

    My guy’s immortal

  • @bonnieofficiall
    @bonnieofficiall Год назад +14

    “Never in my 364 years of teaching”
    💀💀

    • @-Rush-
      @-Rush- Год назад

      (Commenting before this blows up)
      Bro fought in the Revolutionary War 💀💀

    • @LuminousLuminaliaGamerPlayz
      @LuminousLuminaliaGamerPlayz Год назад

      @@-Rush- it hasn’t even got 5 comments😂

    • @RANDOMmmmm1
      @RANDOMmmmm1 11 месяцев назад

      @@-Rush- 9 months ago and it has 10m likes. it def blowed up

  • @quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357
    @quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357 Год назад +9

    “Of course your kind would do that”
    That is perfect to for “👴🏻“

  • @goofyeproductions4055
    @goofyeproductions4055 Год назад +59

    This sounds crazy but this is one of the most peaceful notes yet

    • @fatshoeboxdoge
      @fatshoeboxdoge Год назад

      That is sadly Very accurate

    • @YuhBoiBaker
      @YuhBoiBaker Год назад +1

      @@fatshoeboxdoge hey it’s canguy18

    • @fatshoeboxdoge
      @fatshoeboxdoge Год назад

      @@YuhBoiBaker hey it’s an uncultured swine

  • @twurdl4312
    @twurdl4312 Год назад +42

    "May her majesty rest in peace"
    That wasn't acting ❤️❤️❤️ R.I.P

  • @leminionboy4375
    @leminionboy4375 Год назад +2

    “Never in my 364 years of teaching”
    Had me flying above the roof

  • @gdhdhdhndnd1543
    @gdhdhdhndnd1543 Год назад +2

    "I thought George Washington and he wasn't even this bad" got me😂😂😂

  • @zandthecheese
    @zandthecheese Год назад +4

    she teached elizabeth and washington :skull:

  • @posted-7
    @posted-7 Год назад +17

    “He killed my confidence, I killed his queen”. SO THATS WHAT HAPPENED……………………

  • @TheInfiniTuber
    @TheInfiniTuber Год назад +31

    “What do you mean our kind my boi” -👴🏿

    • @unervingimage5961
      @unervingimage5961 11 месяцев назад

      what he means is back to the fields monkey

  • @Warrioredits12311
    @Warrioredits12311 Год назад +3

    He looks good for someone who starting teaching since 1658

  • @tophatfriendly6274
    @tophatfriendly6274 Год назад +8

    honestly one of the more tame sub reports, he should be praising them

  • @Darxnyte
    @Darxnyte Год назад +14

    This guys immortal

    • @Creatxr9530
      @Creatxr9530 Год назад +2

      Just saying we said the same about the Queen

  • @trix1675
    @trix1675 Год назад +3

    "And I taught George Washington in third grade and even he wasn't as bad as y'all" BRO TF

  • @devn101
    @devn101 Год назад +6

    Teacher at the end of school: I had a wonderful time with y'all I'm gonna miss you all

  • @helpyplushy
    @helpyplushy Год назад +14

    "NEVER IN MY 472 YEARS OF TEACHING" - part 9 be like

  • @bendyproductions3333
    @bendyproductions3333 Год назад +3

    Tyrone beating the teacher up because the teacher said "your kind"

  • @Cross0001
    @Cross0001 Год назад +1

    Bro really meant "see me personally, I wouldn't take that level of disrespect"

  • @czerypizza4548
    @czerypizza4548 Год назад +1

    "never in my 364 years of teaching have I had a class this bad" lol bro is a vampire

  • @saintsfan7716
    @saintsfan7716 Год назад +3

    “You went to the school nurse and she gave you an ice pack and you said well sense you gave me this ice pack I’m going to pack you up and you shot her”

  • @leoaspect8911
    @leoaspect8911 Год назад +2

    “Never in my 364 years of teaching” got me dying in laughter 😂 😂

  • @KingMartianYT
    @KingMartianYT Год назад +1

    Dang that final boy should have gaven the nurse that icepack...

  • @The_End232
    @The_End232 Год назад +4

    Bros almost had his birthday on everyday he started to teach at one lol

  • @tubesgp
    @tubesgp Год назад +2

    “Never in my _ years of teaching”
    It never gets old

  • @albertgaming5902
    @albertgaming5902 Год назад +1

    "never in my 364 years of teaching" LOL

  • @Jaxondarden
    @Jaxondarden Год назад +1

    This is the best channel and funnest channel ever

  • @greekfreak4172
    @greekfreak4172 Год назад +3

    “Of course your kind would do that”
    What do you mean by that….🤔

  • @kandoncheff5410
    @kandoncheff5410 Год назад +4

    4th comment also RIP the queen

  • @Rek00
    @Rek00 Год назад

    Let’s respect how he is saying “RIP” for our Queen 😁😁

  • @thesomthing1685
    @thesomthing1685 Год назад +1

    "Never in my 364 years of teaching"
    Bro tought napoleon hitler stalin wilhelm and enver pasha 💀

  • @dylanmckinniss
    @dylanmckinniss Год назад +3

    "May her Majesty rest in peace."

  • @freshmemes8449
    @freshmemes8449 Год назад +3

    So in class this one time we were rude to a teacher for not being a good one cause she was rude to us and nvr knew what to do so then after the weekend we got the head of discipline and our normal teacher and they said nvr in my 35 yrs and 18 yrs of teaching have we had children like this I laughed so hard me and my friends🤣🤣

  • @user-fk7yh8ue7q
    @user-fk7yh8ue7q Год назад

    the way marissa goes “sounds about right” 😃😃

  • @Kavya69420
    @Kavya69420 Год назад

    NEVER IN MY 69420 YEARS OF WATCHING YOU HAVE I EVER CONTROLED MY LAUGH AS BAD AS I DID RN

  • @kiandrabuie6817
    @kiandrabuie6817 Год назад +1

    POV: George became president
    Teacher:I taught him multiplication

  • @colpolt
    @colpolt Год назад

    Not the Queen... 🤣

  • @dragonball51255
    @dragonball51255 Год назад

    "Tyrone Of course you would say something" 🤣

  • @D1_Alakai27
    @D1_Alakai27 Год назад +1

    Now we know how the queen died!!!! Come on Jimmy 😂😂😂😂

  • @mathmathgeography5589
    @mathmathgeography5589 Год назад +1

    You never joke about the queen

  • @Full_Throttle09
    @Full_Throttle09 Год назад

    Hahaha these always crack me up 🤣😆🤣

  • @Landermill
    @Landermill Год назад +1

    “I taught Stalin in 6th Grade and he wasn’t that bad”
    -Dylan’s Teacher

  • @alexandriacurry6534
    @alexandriacurry6534 Год назад +1

    0:32 people always miss pronounce my name I feel that 😂

  • @HenrySimmons1225
    @HenrySimmons1225 Год назад

    This is the definition of hilarious 😂

  • @Logiwrld2947
    @Logiwrld2947 Год назад +1

    RIP Queen Elizabeth may you rest in peace 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️😭😭😭😭😭😭 we wish you were here still with us today may you rest in peace 🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️🕊️😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Darkbarrel
    @Darkbarrel Год назад

    *ofc your kind will do that*got me laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Frenchlemonade912
    @Frenchlemonade912 Год назад +1

    “And I thought George Washington in 3rd grade

  • @TheRealBarbie561
    @TheRealBarbie561 Год назад +1

    “ I toaght George Washington in the third grade “
    Me: wait whatcha say?

  • @Spider_105
    @Spider_105 Год назад +1

    Love the new shorts feature!

  • @suprgamr6652
    @suprgamr6652 Год назад

    I think it’s funny how he constantly lengthens the time of his teaching

  • @givethemoneynoworpregnantl2625

    “Never in my 364yrs” caught me off guard💀

  • @gabrielveit9801
    @gabrielveit9801 Год назад

    This dude has so much jokes with the queen

  • @Jencarlos_72
    @Jencarlos_72 Год назад

    “Of course your kind would do that” 😂🤣😂

  • @jfee17
    @jfee17 Год назад +1

    “Ofc your kind would do that”💀😭🤣😂🤡

  • @thorstiger2415
    @thorstiger2415 Год назад

    not the "he killed my confidence so i killed his queen" XD

  • @kyleehuggins2354
    @kyleehuggins2354 11 месяцев назад +1

    “Your kind”💀

  • @poopymanz
    @poopymanz Год назад

    Never in my 23 years of going to school have i ever seen a teacher complain like this

  • @superherodog337
    @superherodog337 Год назад

    Wow that guy really killed his confidence in the shoes.

  • @Weirdfurry8
    @Weirdfurry8 2 месяца назад

    & YOU KILLED THE QUEEN 👸

  • @deltarunesans6442
    @deltarunesans6442 Год назад

    the real question is not how the teacher is this old, it’s how the same students are still alive to keep up with the teacher.

  • @Sheeeesk
    @Sheeeesk Год назад +1

    When you reliaze your teacher has been teaching since 1668
    😳😳😳😳

  • @the_greatest_war
    @the_greatest_war Год назад +1

    This is my first period drama class

  • @Offical_cookie
    @Offical_cookie Год назад

    I could always count on you to have me entertained.

  • @dwaynewadejarrensshorts
    @dwaynewadejarrensshorts Год назад

    "Here's this ice pack, put it on your leg and it should feel better"
    *me laying there with a fractured skull in a coma*

  • @SwiftCraftYT
    @SwiftCraftYT Год назад

    It always got to be like that when you hear that you're just dead 💀

  • @itsbandyyy
    @itsbandyyy Год назад

    I liked the fact he said rest in peace in between acting. Noice

  • @chalabread
    @chalabread Год назад

    How many “queen dead” jokes r u gonna make
    ngl it funny asf 💀💀💀💀

  • @autisticlemonade
    @autisticlemonade Год назад

    I have seen all of these and they are still hilarious🤭😅

  • @Mrnerd282
    @Mrnerd282 Год назад

    The queen rn 😮

  • @leftyofficial1679
    @leftyofficial1679 Год назад

    The teacher that really tought George Washington"I new challenger has come"

  • @GhostlyGaming0
    @GhostlyGaming0 Год назад +1

    The time I survived robbing a bank

  • @autumndavis2409
    @autumndavis2409 Год назад

    Love your videos

  • @hrianboyer928
    @hrianboyer928 Год назад

    “364 years” checks out considering the opinions

  • @kailashbhatia4833
    @kailashbhatia4833 Год назад

    Man survived The Great Fire of London while trying convince da sub

  • @SunkyWithYoutubeAccess
    @SunkyWithYoutubeAccess Год назад

    "364 years of teaching"
    Bros a vampire

  • @joshchang1797
    @joshchang1797 Год назад

    Never in my 18 years of learning have I seen a teacher going from absent to present to absent and so and so on.

  • @CT-1975
    @CT-1975 Год назад

    I love the graduak increase in age actually gets mentioned in each one

  • @joaodrkness
    @joaodrkness Год назад

    The next part of this should but
    “NEVER IN MY 420 YEARS OF TEACHING”

  • @rafaelcolon6723
    @rafaelcolon6723 Год назад

    Thank you jimmy, thank you.

  • @alexpayne6351
    @alexpayne6351 Год назад +1

    Keep it up bro your doing good

  • @RedX101
    @RedX101 Год назад +1

    Lol, even though the queens dead. She’s being turned into memes

  • @goldbro245
    @goldbro245 Год назад +1

    never in my 364 years of teaching
    u actually got it right

  • @mohameddiallo5275
    @mohameddiallo5275 Год назад

    Bro the amount of jokes about the queens death😭

  • @jbwextreme1995
    @jbwextreme1995 Год назад

    Jimmy killed the queen. The red coats gotta hurry to get her reboot card before the second storm comes in