When the teacher calls your parents part 7

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  • @DylanZitkus
    @DylanZitkus  Год назад +1661

    I’m going to be a making a video on my second channel of going up to random people and trying to get them to sign horrible petitions. Out of the 3 in this video which one do you guys think would be the best? Or if you have your own idea about a different one Lmk down below!

  • @Anthonymezathe3rd
    @Anthonymezathe3rd Год назад +2882

    “Shut up you delinquent” always have me laughing 😂💀

    • @Vullifer1074
      @Vullifer1074 Год назад +6

      Very true

    • @Whkixsbukb
      @Whkixsbukb Год назад +10

      All of these videos have this comment littered in the comments section and its depressing youtube comment sections were original at one point of time

    • @Whkixsbukb
      @Whkixsbukb Год назад

      That guys channel is a few months old its clearly a bot

    • @Ronaldo-eu1nz
      @Ronaldo-eu1nz Год назад +1

      Yo🔥ruclips.net/video/rdJ9bsN7JAw/видео.html

    • @Whkixsbukb
      @Whkixsbukb Год назад

      *FUNNY VIDEO OF ME DOIN YA MOM* ruclips.net/user/judyindahouse*FUNNY VIDEO OF ME DOIN YA MOM* ruclips.net/user/judyindahouse*FUNNY VIDEO OF ME DOIN YA MOM* ruclips.net/user/judyindahouse*FUNNY VIDEO OF ME DOIN YA MOM* ruclips.net/user/judyindahouse*FUNNY VIDEO OF ME DOIN YA MOM* ruclips.net/user/judyindahouse*FUNNY VIDEO OF ME DOIN YA MOM* ruclips.net/user/judyindahouse*FUNNY VIDEO OF ME DOIN YA MOM* ruclips.net/user/judyindahouse

  • @cappyae
    @cappyae Год назад +2705

    “Increase rent for single mothers” that wouldn’t be good for his mom since his dad is gone😭💀

    • @mrmonkey123
      @mrmonkey123 Год назад +15

      Fr😭

    • @glamrockbonnie5983
      @glamrockbonnie5983 Год назад +44

      What about Tyrese though 🤔

    • @cappyae
      @cappyae Год назад +40

      @@glamrockbonnie5983 he’s just a big black man💀

    • @lowballinn
      @lowballinn Год назад +16

      @@cappyae “pull up” - 🧑🏿‍🦲🧒🏿👩🏿‍🦱👨🏿‍🦰👴🏿

    • @mrmonkey123
      @mrmonkey123 Год назад +13

      @@glamrockbonnie5983 he’s just a wrestling coach for his mom💀

  • @Jay-md6lf
    @Jay-md6lf Год назад +748

    “Shut up you delinquent” never gets old 😂

  • @edp305
    @edp305 Год назад +412

    “shut up you delinquent!” had me laughing to myself

  • @Degeneracy9261
    @Degeneracy9261 Год назад +68

    I just spit out my chocolate milk when he said
    "mR dIcK n bAlLs" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AntiPrinciplesolos
    @AntiPrinciplesolos Год назад +323

    " I swear I will block you if you call me again."

    • @SvordingUnique
      @SvordingUnique Год назад +6

      which never happened

    • @ForgottenPassword
      @ForgottenPassword Год назад +7

      My favorite quote was "I donate to alt right organizations"

    • @ForgottenPassword
      @ForgottenPassword Год назад +3

      My bad that was what he said in a private call back in April ignore what I said

    • @wei526
      @wei526 Год назад +6

      @Lucas Garcia hahahaha so funny

    • @todorokishoto791
      @todorokishoto791 Год назад +4

      @Lucas Garcia bot

  • @salmonsoup15
    @salmonsoup15 Год назад +240

    Every time I almost die at “shut up you delinquent”

    • @1lm2lm
      @1lm2lm Год назад +3

      @Lucas Garcia bot

    • @solarsoda2006
      @solarsoda2006 Год назад +2

      @Austrian Painter is it really tho if it’s not I’m gonna be a sad boy

    • @valilucifer9356
      @valilucifer9356 Год назад +2

      soda yeah it's a bot I've seen literally hundreds of these comments

  • @Owen2008
    @Owen2008 Год назад +218

    Pretty soon she's gonna leave to get milk with the dad 💀

  • @gracenotme671
    @gracenotme671 Год назад +81

    “The IRS for some reason” made me chuckle

    • @mallusaih
      @mallusaih Год назад +9

      purchasing the materials needed to construct a nuclear bomb are not fully available to the common public. Some building parts that require special permissions have extra taxes and fees on them that not many people can afford, meaning that the IRS has an opportunity to file for tax evasion.

    • @stop_the_replies
      @stop_the_replies Год назад

      @@mallusaih 🤓☝️

    • @gamingwitmc7041
      @gamingwitmc7041 Год назад

      @@stop_the_replies atleast he's smarter than you.

    • @stop_the_replies
      @stop_the_replies Год назад

      @@gamingwitmc7041 atleast I have a family

    • @gamingwitmc7041
      @gamingwitmc7041 Год назад

      @@stop_the_replies guy bringing family into this 😂

  • @williamhelveston5201
    @williamhelveston5201 Год назад +31

    “SHUT UP YOU DELINQUENT” gets me every time

  • @Xianzed
    @Xianzed Год назад +10

    “SHUT UP DELINQUENT” Got me dying

  • @BadTikToks
    @BadTikToks Год назад +39

    The teacher:"He made a nuclear bomb, and nuked jamaica"

    • @peasoilder2534
      @peasoilder2534 Год назад +1

      It's Jamaica

    • @pv2378
      @pv2378 Год назад

      So you're telling me this guy is a menace a worse a serial killer than Ted Bund and he just nuked my home country for no reason we got beef now

    • @TheRoyalStaff
      @TheRoyalStaff Год назад

      Im from jamaica

    • @peasoilder2534
      @peasoilder2534 Год назад

      @@TheRoyalStaff ur supposed to to say it with a J example America Jamaica

  • @Betsbye1717
    @Betsbye1717 Год назад +21

    Bro the way he said the search history was more goofy ahh than Dylan’s uncle

  • @quantiniumx6012
    @quantiniumx6012 Год назад +19

    Plot twist: the kid was trying to learn about nuclear bombs to become a soldier for ww3 💀

  • @XxGolden_warrior
    @XxGolden_warrior Год назад +53

    I have your number memorized because of the amount of times you’ve called me🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @ilovexmas
    @ilovexmas Год назад +17

    “shut up you delinquent” 😂😂😂

  • @child940
    @child940 Год назад +3

    Bro hit him so hard at the point that he started fading💀

  • @CallMeDX
    @CallMeDX Год назад +5

    Dylan must be #1 most wanted on the universes board rn

  • @georgiybelobrov7331
    @georgiybelobrov7331 Год назад +6

    "Shut up you delinquent"
    Always there😂

  • @asiannature514
    @asiannature514 Год назад +4

    Teacher: “Your son searched how to sneak nuclear bomb and how to kill teachers to and in school.’
    Dylan: “Just another Wednesday at school.”

  • @salmonn1869
    @salmonn1869 Год назад +5

    I love when he says it’s delinquenting time and then just starts delinquenting everywhere

  • @NotSoCubic
    @NotSoCubic Год назад +2

    "How to sneak nuclear bomb into school." had me bursting into laughter 😃 😀

  • @powerfulcommenter1100
    @powerfulcommenter1100 Год назад +13

    This is gold!

  • @SerialN7760
    @SerialN7760 Год назад +2

    "Shut up to delinquent!" That's the 902738482928th time 💀

  • @XQvator
    @XQvator Год назад +3

    "shut up you deliquent"never gets old

  • @OrangeOrRedE
    @OrangeOrRedE Год назад +1

    When the teacher said: shut up you dwingland 😂😂🤣 it got me laughing for hours bro

  • @liliololaulaluluulaalilill7461
    @liliololaulaluluulaalilill7461 Год назад +6

    MO WAY I WAS LITERALLY JUST ABOUT TO ASK FOR THIS VIDEO

  • @manuelsantiago1416
    @manuelsantiago1416 Год назад +7

    I wonder if all of Dylan's shorts take place in the same world

  • @ChadGamer2.0
    @ChadGamer2.0 Год назад +6

    "very relatable even the na-"

  • @Seen420
    @Seen420 Год назад +1

    The fact that he’s grown up and within ur the filter now😂

  • @Jadeen1260
    @Jadeen1260 Год назад +1

    Bro when he says shut up you delinquent makes me laugh so hard

  • @bobdaminion5474
    @bobdaminion5474 Год назад +4

    This is like me except and what I want to do in the future (not the raise rent for single mothers though )

  • @picklepanda5
    @picklepanda5 Год назад +3

    Dylan is based 💀

  • @dogex_1
    @dogex_1 Год назад +1

    The irs was their to congratulate him 😂

  • @jmpeh702
    @jmpeh702 Год назад +2

    Dylan Zitkus is a bigger threat than Germany back in WW2

  • @Travminer123
    @Travminer123 Год назад +1

    That last one is just normal lmao

  • @Croawkley
    @Croawkley Год назад +1

    "Shut Up you delinquent"
    🤣🤣

  • @DragonboyVG
    @DragonboyVG Год назад

    Shittersville is truly a well crafted piece of art

  • @El_Portlands
    @El_Portlands Год назад +1

    I think the IRS was there to approve the patricians

  • @nerdynugget7510
    @nerdynugget7510 Год назад +1

    The IRS probably wanted to hire him

  • @ritaora9532
    @ritaora9532 Год назад +1

    Yooo🤣 lock him up and throw away the key 🤣

  • @fofoxyz9
    @fofoxyz9 Год назад

    I love this series it always makes me laugh

  • @NicoTheCheese
    @NicoTheCheese Год назад +1

    Future politician, we need more people like this in the USA 🇺🇸

  • @retafox416
    @retafox416 Год назад +1

    I just love the "Shut up you delinquent" I just love it.

  • @kbutseriouslywhatsthisonmyuser

    Top 10 Most Memorable Lines From Dylan Zitkus:
    “Shut up delinquent.”

  • @Memez_rl
    @Memez_rl Год назад

    “Shhhhhut up you delinquent”🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @epiclegendplayz4318
    @epiclegendplayz4318 Год назад

    i swear these videos make me laugh every time.

  • @SomeHolyCow
    @SomeHolyCow Год назад

    the “SHUT UP” got me

  • @AbyssalSkies
    @AbyssalSkies Год назад

    “The irs” had me dying

  • @themutedcreator4707
    @themutedcreator4707 Год назад +1

    "digkenbal" man im ☠️

  • @jabe1225
    @jabe1225 Год назад +1

    “SHUT UP YOH DELINQUENT” 😂😂😂😂

  • @uzzielrangelie3234
    @uzzielrangelie3234 Год назад

    Bro that Way Mr.Dickingballs hit Delinquent bruh😂😂😂😂

  • @punkieeeerh
    @punkieeeerh Год назад

    “SHHHUT UP YOU DELINQUENT”
    every time 😭😭😭

  • @GTU567
    @GTU567 Год назад +1

    "Shut up you delinquent!"
    Proceeds to disappear off of green screen.

  • @muellrr
    @muellrr Год назад

    Relatable.
    This is actually true. I went to the head principle’s office after searching, “how to make a Pipe Bomb” on my school computer.

  • @veggieaspirations9431
    @veggieaspirations9431 Год назад

    My man was fading outta the greenscreen while silencing a delinquent

  • @beachvibes360
    @beachvibes360 Год назад +1

    “SHUT UP YOU DELINQUENT! anyways,” got me hahahahahah crying on the floor rn

  • @Kuzuui
    @Kuzuui Год назад +1

    Dylan would be a great polititian 😁

  • @C4christiannn
    @C4christiannn Год назад +1

    The fact that this guy doesn't even do voice over makes this even funnier.

  • @josuealmengor2750
    @josuealmengor2750 Год назад

    “ increase taxes for poor people” got me like R.I.P poor people

  • @MMPPYT
    @MMPPYT Год назад +1

    I'm starting to agree with the one comment that said "maybe the teacher is doing this"

  • @loredogarciaarturo4675
    @loredogarciaarturo4675 Год назад

    He was anxious about the "Fredrick" part on his name 💀

  • @heisenberglikestocook
    @heisenberglikestocook Год назад

    Love it man keep up the good work

  • @fizzcat3321
    @fizzcat3321 Год назад +2

    I died the way he sayed how to make nuclear bomb how to sneak nuclear bomb into school how to detonate nuclear into school

  • @ghostlycorvo9272
    @ghostlycorvo9272 Год назад

    Sounds like a politician in the second part

  • @chaoticglitched
    @chaoticglitched Год назад +1

    The teacher:
    What actually happened: Said "oh fuck"

  • @veronicariveragamez8617
    @veronicariveragamez8617 Год назад

    the part when he said "make recycling illegal" got me laughing

  • @charleesadventures530
    @charleesadventures530 Год назад

    Dillan happy writing "increase rent for single moms"
    Then realizing his dad is still getting milk 😏😅😏

  • @wyattpease4367
    @wyattpease4367 Год назад +1

    Bro that slap to him 😂

  • @lucasdonaldson4697
    @lucasdonaldson4697 Год назад

    Finally you made part 7

  • @demifletch3652
    @demifletch3652 Год назад

    The best part is it says “my teacher”

  • @JckedUpOnMtwDew
    @JckedUpOnMtwDew Год назад

    "Shut up delinquent" is a classic

  • @alvimahtab1979
    @alvimahtab1979 Год назад

    The teacher shut Dylan up so hard… THAT HE BROKE TIME ITSELF AND DISAPPEARED FOR A SPLIT SECOND!!

  • @Entrox982
    @Entrox982 Год назад

    bro took menace to a hole other level

  • @zinovyrozhestvensky3636
    @zinovyrozhestvensky3636 Год назад +1

    The IRS was there to hire him, duh

  • @anthonyvitiello8198
    @anthonyvitiello8198 Год назад

    Lol this is pure comedy 😂

  • @ojionastadom1133
    @ojionastadom1133 Год назад

    I was rolling on the floor 🤣

  • @ethanpark5294
    @ethanpark5294 Год назад

    “Shut up you delinquent” lmfao

  • @poletangle
    @poletangle Год назад

    this kid sounds a bit like a French king, and I think that's good

  • @angelmoreno3632
    @angelmoreno3632 Год назад

    Ahhh yes the original "SHUT UP YOU DELINQUENT" 😂😂

  • @corruptedxd334
    @corruptedxd334 Год назад +1

    Lolllll pov when I go to the office

  • @tryin6789
    @tryin6789 Год назад +1

    Bro ur shorts always make me laugh this id why u have the best content in my opinion.

  • @Gmodder-vz4ht
    @Gmodder-vz4ht Год назад

    Fredrick Dikenbolls
    Professional Teacher

  • @lluviac.2614
    @lluviac.2614 Год назад

    "My student call me Mr dicnballz " 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭🤣🤣

  • @jackdennis3592
    @jackdennis3592 Год назад

    In boy scouts my patrol call was we hate the IRS 😂

  • @davidaponte6490
    @davidaponte6490 Год назад

    I love your vids❤❤

  • @xaiveruniverse6389
    @xaiveruniverse6389 Год назад

    The teacher is a whole capper especially the ones with the bad names 🤡 ❤️ your videos Dylan

  • @QuandaleQuantaviousDinglenut
    @QuandaleQuantaviousDinglenut Год назад

    He's a menace" you heard the man

  • @PhaseYouTube
    @PhaseYouTube Год назад +1

    Lmfao its 1 am and you uploaded this 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @SaintsProdzzz
    @SaintsProdzzz Год назад

    How are your videos so good😂

  • @Neonhawk12
    @Neonhawk12 Год назад

    This teacher is crasy😂

  • @Illumiinarian
    @Illumiinarian Год назад

    Honestly this is the most realistic one

  • @JustASkelton.
    @JustASkelton. Год назад

    man, poor dylan how many times has he got in trouble for no reason

  • @GeorgeWashington880
    @GeorgeWashington880 Год назад

    I heard a real punch when he said “shut up you delinquent”

  • @ed-b8045
    @ed-b8045 Год назад

    Politicians: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    YEAH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR

  • @joshuaisrael376
    @joshuaisrael376 Год назад

    Bro u make my days

  • @Ovechkin895
    @Ovechkin895 Год назад

    Dylan is so relatable I also make nukes in school good times

  • @sarahcarpenter9140
    @sarahcarpenter9140 Год назад

    I love ur vids

  • @DEAD1CE999
    @DEAD1CE999 Год назад

    "Nahh jit trippin"quote by the special Ed kid