Don't know why they don't set up a separate screen for the guests under the table in front of them or under the camera so they don't gotta spin like that.
Fat Guido Captain - “Bro, I don’t like being closed in!” Jesus Christ man, Nick really is like one of those Korean archers that shoot one arrow through the other
24:04 There's something morbidly hilarious about Sammy Gunnz saying, "Pounding into your Perineum" right as a biker is getting his motorcycle shoved up his.
It's Schrodinger's Naval Captain, the Captain should be focusing 100% on the piloting of the boat, but at the same time, everyone wants to hang out and drink with the Captain because he's the coolest guy on the boat by default
That says a lot about you. Charls sounds like a cool well -read guy to me, you re like idubbz or something "I need everything annotated and explained or I can't experience the outside world unfiltered!!!! "
Holy shit the indian white water rafters gives me a strong ass flashback to white water rafting as a kid, there were a couple boats FULL of indians and they could not figure out how to paddle, were sitting facing out and all paddling between their legs as if to pull the boat sideways 😂 of course they flipped multiple times, the guides were exasperated and I laughed my ass off that day
One of my first ever encounters with Indians (In Northern Michigan no less where there are NO fucking Indians) was one of them falling into the water off a fishing boat. There is definitely something to this.
I work on Open Ocean Tankers, and that shit happens way more than you think. Some from alcohol (US ships banned booze after the Exxon Valdez) on foreign flag, but human error due to sleep devrivation or distracted by phone is the highest. That’s for commercial shipping, regular boating its 4sure alcohol and general retardation.
@unnamed715 the company I work for has a NO PHONES IN WHEELHOUSE WHEN WITHIN 12Miles OF SHORE reg in the fleet SOP. I’ve had to yell at my helmsman and lookouts for scrolling thru TikTok or watching E-girls in Pilotage waters.
10:36 lol… there’s a different angle where you see the old lady’s family literally bail on her for about five feet until realizing she was left behind and helping her. That was in SD CA. The crash made the boat look like a smiling shark.
Small boats cross the Atlantic all the time, particularly sailboats. The smallest boat to cross the Atlantic ocean was in 1993 when a 5 foot, 4 inch (yep, not a typo - 5' 4") long boat called "Father's Day" completed the journey while piloted by some nut named Hugo. Gas powered yachts of at least 30 feet can also cross oceans but they need to have the properly designed hull to do so which creates the proper displacement not just for handling the seas but also for handling the amount of fuel and other supplies necessary to facilitate such a voyage. Today's modern "super yachts" can - and do - cross oceans. Doing so with relative ease and equipped to handle rough seas if it's otherwise unavoidable. Although capable, you don't often see yachts crossing the Atlantic, which is typically crossed by sailboats. On the Pacific though, it's much more common and there is a larger community/culture of ocean crossing super yachts. Rant over, pretend you care. Vicious basterds.
There is a detailed study on marketing and advertising to potential motorcycle purchasers. It concluded that the #1 reason people (who were almost exclusively men) bought motorbikes is to "get women". Women view men who buy or ride motorcycles in an *extremely* negative light. Here is the important part: even when presented with this evidence during the study (that most women severely dislike men who ride or buy motorcycles) men *still* wanted the cycles to.... "get women". That's why men die or get maimed so often on motorbikes - they don't or won't learn.
My dad does charted fishing and someone legit did this, crashed a huge charter ship into the marina full speed. He was called "Captain Crunch" for the rest of his life.
Was in San Diego first time and riding close to a military base. Was looking out between two buildings toward the ocean at the sky then suddenly felt the the car being shifted all around, got instant vertigo and thought we were in an earthquake. Quickly realized the ‘sky’ was actually the side of a giant cruise ship and as it bobbed it screwed with my reference point.
“Woah it’s only 18 thousand?” Dude was literally 3 whole zeros off, didn’t even read it as 180k lol. Please have Chris take an IQ test live on stream I’ll pay for it
I REMEMBER HIM TELLING THAT STORY OF THAT GUY TELLING THAT TO HIM AND TURNING AROUND AND HIM REENACTING IT IT HAD ME ON TEARS I COULDN'T FUCKING EVER FIND IT AGAIN IT WAS SO GOOD
I mean, their noses are long needle like points. Common sense says that such a shape would pass through the water with minimal effort. I don't like it when they show blatant ignorance like that, it kind of makes who they say they are, a bit of a lie.
No, that's not right. It means "God is great", they say it when they think they're about to die or something like that, not anything like "God damn". Like the opposite
I’ve had dreams of living the boat life. I know I can’t, but I still dream about it. Taking the tender into town to me is the coolest fantasy. Next time around I’m going to be born rich so I can finally live the life I want.
Dude in Greece they let people rent yachts. I was on my Brit friends family yacht when a rental flew by. it tore our anchor and the Dutch milf's beside us. Us 20 yr olds freed her boat in a pinch but her Dutch mobster husband scared us.
@@simonbehrendt2781they used to be heavily involved in the drug trade. The Dutch, Spanish, and Irish. Not sure about now days. Probably mostly eastern euros
Marlins going that fast checks out, one of the fastest organic mechanism is found in jelly fish nematocyst because fish are fast prey and venom needs to act fast and be potent.
For me it would have to be a 80-100ft re-purposed SWATH catamaran workboat, marine aluminium or steel construction. There was one for sale 5-6 years back, they were supposed to be a whole fleet but only made 3 and this one was made into a long range no frills cruiser with a low budget so the interior was fairly spartan on yacht standards, looked like an average home inside. But it had over 10000NM range at decent cruise speed (I think it was 10 or 11knots). You could drop two marine containers on the weather deck on it and still have room to walk around them, it was almost as wide as it was long...1.5 million dollars, absolute steal whoever bought it. Probably cost that much just in materials and work to make the hull.
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Charles had to look back and forth like a 7 year old sitting too close to the tv set
Sitting on the floor playing with toy trains and trucks
Don't know why they don't set up a separate screen for the guests under the table in front of them or under the camera so they don't gotta spin like that.
Making charles crane his neck around to watch the videos was a nice touch. 😂
They have 20 screens in the room and can't have another screen beside the camera LOL I never realized that before I'm retarded
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
I love seeing the top of his head
Lol
This made me laugh too
"ypu guys like crane accidents too?" Charls is great.
Nick is the most underrated comedian ever. His line about the two boats chest bumping was so well timed and quick. I’ve never heard nick miss.
Yo chill lol
@@matttordone562 he is funny af tf ur problem lol
this though...
hi nick
Fat Guido Captain - “Bro, I don’t like being closed in!” Jesus Christ man, Nick really is like one of those Korean archers that shoot one arrow through the other
His line about the two boats chest-bumping at 8:24 was great too.
He's one of God's finest.
A scenario like this is happening every 8 seconds in India
Superpower by 2020
HELP ME SIR IM INDIAN
please sir do not being to say these things
At least 50 Google Play gift cards worth of damage
Sir pls do the needful
Nick doing the claustrophobic guido made me lmao
One of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂
Charls reactions are the purest. "HE'S GOING ON LAND!! WHAT'S THE CAPTAIN DOING?!"
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
@@budget.88 Is this what you do all day? it's sad lol
@@rockolutheran lmao its so easy to write a basic script that automates this. thats probably whats happening, dude has been at it for years.
@@atarirobso then it's not sad because he's a computer nerd?
@@thejhonnie Yes
10:58 "all his TOOLS!!" "my STUFF!!!!" lmfao
thats like a simpsons joke
Charls was onto something when he called the ship breaking off ice bergs ' The Global Warmer' that would be a ship name for mine
Yea you have to fix a monitor for Charls to not fuck his spine completely
He is in a office chair I don't think he needs to do that he can just spin around
He's fine it's good for him
"Working 9 to 5." In Indian voice hahahaa
At the dust factory 😂
Last thing the Francis Scott Key bridge heard....
Charles invented new reaction format where you just see the top of the guys head in the corner.
Mystery Science Theater but it's not a silhouette
Nick doing Indian Nine To Five is so fuckin funny
Boat: *crashes*
Passengers: "SIR PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME SIR"
I'M INDIAN, SIR PLEASE FUCKING HELP
"please help I am underwater"
@@the98themperoroftheholybri33 PLEASE SIR YOU MUST UNDERSTAND I AM NOT AMPHIBIOUS SIR
when you use an Indian guy's tail as ballast
sir i am fucking indian
"HES TAKIN IT ON LAND!"
Nicks guido boat captain is insanely funny
The way Sam reacts to Nick's genius is always great.
Look at you, with your own special little spot in the comment section. I bet you feel like a good special boy
@@STOPSYPHER I am a special boy
"I have to get to work at the dust factory"
I love Sam’s method for disproving the 82mph swordfish
Charls Sam and Nick reunited is irl prodigal stunna
Sam never left the rap game.
"Dis n!66a hea, we gon take him for aaall his skrilla, aaall his guap. George Zimmerman lookin muhfuka..."
I lost my shit when Sam was talking about Marlin the fish and Chris asked if he was taking about Marlon Wayans
"What an icebreaker, true global warmer" lmao that was good
24:04 There's something morbidly hilarious about Sammy Gunnz saying, "Pounding into your Perineum" right as a biker is getting his motorcycle shoved up his.
Chuck giving us the RUclipsr "WOAAAHHHH!" but unironically because he's actually invested in the video is fkn hilarious
I love his incorruptible enthusiasm
Is joy non-meta now? Who f'in cares.
@@bonechip01no it’s the return to form that’s nice he is pointing out. Faux joy has been meta too long
Charls cam is fucking INTENSE
Best podcast in India 🇮🇳
This podcast helps a lot of people over there
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
please help me sir
@Alex.ander. 🙏
I truly appreciate Chris's comments and concern of the social economic divide in the U.S. Truly Chris it up. You're truly saying the quiet parts loud.
Verily.
Amen Nigga 🙏
Apparently it's quite common for sea captains to be fooling around when they ought to be piloting the boat
Italian captains definitely are
It's Schrodinger's Naval Captain, the Captain should be focusing 100% on the piloting of the boat, but at the same time, everyone wants to hang out and drink with the Captain because he's the coolest guy on the boat by default
Why does charls sound like he could voice the English dub of an anime character
I had a
People forget boats dont have breaks
Salute for taking the fatal L to avoid hitting the other boat tho. RIP to that guy.
Lol Im a tech at a marina and Nick is right, sht is hilarious, especially in real life cuz the repairs are ungodly expensive lol
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"Alriiiight, sir. You're all set. That will be... 575,000 dollars.
@@budget.88 Amen, that was one of the worst "accidents".
@@drewbocop lol on the low end... A windstorm pushed this one guys boat off a trailer when he was transporting it and it cost abt $1M to fix lol.
@@UFC_Buffalo 🤢
I still can never tell if Charls is being sarcastic or not. He’s either lost his marbles or he’s a genius, and we’ll never know
>t. 0.5 degrees of separation from being a normie
you shouldn't put too much thought into gay shit like that. who cares if he's being sarcastic or not
He's reaching Terry Davis mode
That's how Charles is even in the MDE days
That says a lot about you. Charls sounds like a cool well -read guy to me, you re like idubbz or something "I need everything annotated and explained or I can't experience the outside world unfiltered!!!! "
A podcast with three hosts where they just watch car crash videos for 2 and a half hours.
The Indian accent never gets old, lmao!
Neither do they!
Working 9 to 5 was the best lol
I crashed my dad’s car. It might have been expensive but the strained relationship it cause between me and dad is unfixable.
Hopefully he’ll forgive you over time if he cares about his family more than an object
not if you make a lot of money to make up for it
If your relationship is strained over a car then he didn’t like you to begin with lmao
Convince him you a queer black veteran and he just has to accept you
Your pops is a certified GOOBER
Holy shit the indian white water rafters gives me a strong ass flashback to white water rafting as a kid, there were a couple boats FULL of indians and they could not figure out how to paddle, were sitting facing out and all paddling between their legs as if to pull the boat sideways 😂 of course they flipped multiple times, the guides were exasperated and I laughed my ass off that day
One of my first ever encounters with Indians (In Northern Michigan no less where there are NO fucking Indians) was one of them falling into the water off a fishing boat. There is definitely something to this.
engineers and doctors
India will be superpower by 2022
@@edgarclot3905PLEASE FUCKING HELP ME
SUPERPOOPER BY 2030
Charls have one of those primordial necks with extra discs for that turn actuation
Charls "Owl Man" Carroll
Nice to see these guys hanging out again. Hope MDE2 does super numbers and everyone gets rich!
The dust factory lmao
This feels very relevant now
Nicks "I don't like to be closed in" bit had me dying
Please sir help me my boat did the flipping sir
I work on Open Ocean Tankers, and that shit happens way more than you think. Some from alcohol (US ships banned booze after the Exxon Valdez) on foreign flag, but human error due to sleep devrivation or distracted by phone is the highest. That’s for commercial shipping, regular boating its 4sure alcohol and general retardation.
regular boating is a lot of lack of experience with wind and current on top of booze.
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
I could understand sleep deprivation but being distracted by your phone?? Nah bro you gotta go! 😂
@unnamed715 the company I work for has a NO PHONES IN WHEELHOUSE WHEN WITHIN 12Miles OF SHORE reg in the fleet SOP. I’ve had to yell at my helmsman and lookouts for scrolling thru TikTok or watching E-girls in Pilotage waters.
actually it's gooning
"ah yeah, into the water baby" - nick as crane falls
Thats the "S.S. Global Warmer"
"The Global Warmer". That's it, that's the name of my boat when I get one.
Who’s here after the Baltimore bridge collapse?
MEEEEEE
10:36 lol… there’s a different angle where you see the old lady’s family literally bail on her for about five feet until realizing she was left behind and helping her. That was in SD CA. The crash made the boat look like a smiling shark.
MDE foreshadowing the future? No way
time traveler sam xD
it's like two houses crashing into each other haha
we need more charles
Small boats cross the Atlantic all the time, particularly sailboats. The smallest boat to cross the Atlantic ocean was in 1993 when a 5 foot, 4 inch (yep, not a typo - 5' 4") long boat called "Father's Day" completed the journey while piloted by some nut named Hugo. Gas powered yachts of at least 30 feet can also cross oceans but they need to have the properly designed hull to do so which creates the proper displacement not just for handling the seas but also for handling the amount of fuel and other supplies necessary to facilitate such a voyage. Today's modern "super yachts" can - and do - cross oceans. Doing so with relative ease and equipped to handle rough seas if it's otherwise unavoidable. Although capable, you don't often see yachts crossing the Atlantic, which is typically crossed by sailboats. On the Pacific though, it's much more common and there is a larger community/culture of ocean crossing super yachts. Rant over, pretend you care. Vicious basterds.
"nosegrind" god I love nick
Guido Captain holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂
As a boat accident survivor, this clip really hits home.
I’m continually impressed by Nick’s knowledge of financials
Nick rochefort would be amazing at making family guy cutwaways
I DONT LIKE BEING CLOSSSSED IN
A pod for the fellas
This has got to be the funniest episode yet 😂
There is a detailed study on marketing and advertising to potential motorcycle purchasers. It concluded that the #1 reason people (who were almost exclusively men) bought motorbikes is to "get women". Women view men who buy or ride motorcycles in an *extremely* negative light. Here is the important part: even when presented with this evidence during the study (that most women severely dislike men who ride or buy motorcycles) men *still* wanted the cycles to.... "get women". That's why men die or get maimed so often on motorbikes - they don't or won't learn.
Seeing the top of charls head is so great.
Sir help me please I'm Indian.
My dad does charted fishing and someone legit did this, crashed a huge charter ship into the marina full speed. He was called "Captain Crunch" for the rest of his life.
12:25
-200 IQ
Just like average brazilians/indians
what's up with the audio?
Esoteric artistic choice
Learn to swim! 321GO!
Was in San Diego first time and riding close to a military base. Was looking out between two buildings toward the ocean at the sky then suddenly felt the the car being shifted all around, got instant vertigo and thought we were in an earthquake. Quickly realized the ‘sky’ was actually the side of a giant cruise ship and as it bobbed it screwed with my reference point.
Watchin Charls forehead and some crash videos wit da boyz.
“Woah it’s only 18 thousand?” Dude was literally 3 whole zeros off, didn’t even read it as 180k lol. Please have Chris take an IQ test live on stream I’ll pay for it
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
@@budget.88shut up
He's just illiterate not unintelligent at least bully him appropriately
Functionally illiterate. And possibly redacted.
@@lucasnadamas9317I don't believe you...
He's dumb as a brick.
‘we could be dead tomorrow’ wow its just like that one time when charls was playing css
I REMEMBER HIM TELLING THAT STORY OF THAT GUY TELLING THAT TO HIM AND TURNING AROUND AND HIM REENACTING IT IT HAD ME ON TEARS I COULDN'T FUCKING EVER FIND IT AGAIN IT WAS SO GOOD
Is charls permanent on the podcast now?
I think so. "And we are enjoying that" 😎
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
Gotta fix that seating position first😂
I can't imagine swisting your spine like that all the time is healthy
charls has his own channel with another podcast i think sometimes they happen simultaneously
Bro nic is so good at guido impressions hahaaaaa
I love off roading boats lol
Jet sleds do it all the time.
A marlin can go 80 for a short burst of 10-20 feet. Def not cruising speed
I mean, their noses are long needle like points.
Common sense says that such a shape would pass through the water with minimal effort.
I don't like it when they show blatant ignorance like that, it kind of makes who they say they are, a bit of a lie.
@@elonmust7470 oh my science! did they just heckin' make a falsifiable claim!?
@@CivilizedWasteland That's not what falsifiable means
@@katanaman444 >That's not what falsa-ACK!
gotta get to work at the dust factory
Its like seeing two houses crash 😂
These three hiring a boat for a weekend and recording it would be hilarious
That is an excellent idea
What would the hire the boat to do, manual labor?
@@IndiaNumberOneCoubtry Crashing into Indians
They just get stranded on a lake
"the devastation is amazing" LMAO
Bleech sighting
It's not a jihad thing, it's just regular arab swearing. They say it all the time like you'd say god damn it.
No, that's not right.
It means "God is great", they say it when they think they're about to die or something like that, not anything like "God damn". Like the opposite
I’ve had dreams of living the boat life. I know I can’t, but I still dream about it. Taking the tender into town to me is the coolest fantasy. Next time around I’m going to be born rich so I can finally live the life I want.
Time to drop a funny comment so I feel good
WHAT IS THE CAPTAIN DOING!?
I have the cyclist into the woods video
19:58 nearly spat out my drink lol
5:07 yeah more like 5 am
Did a literal goblin do mixing for this video?
Dude in Greece they let people rent yachts. I was on my Brit friends family yacht when a rental flew by. it tore our anchor and the Dutch milf's beside us. Us 20 yr olds freed her boat in a pinch but her Dutch mobster husband scared us.
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
@@simonbehrendt2781he was large, sweaty, tanned and Dutch with a tiny dog. We didn't mess around
@@simonbehrendt2781they used to be heavily involved in the drug trade. The Dutch, Spanish, and Irish. Not sure about now days. Probably mostly eastern euros
@@simonbehrendt2781erm jack sparrow davy jones locker the flying dutchman?
@@simonbehrendt2781any white dude that ever beat your ass was probably dutch lol
come on dude, craft beer dude
Charles with the tasteful Norwood
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
Nêver forget the USS Liberty and thê men who died on that day
Gosh I love videos of people watching videos.
4:30 is a ship breaking yard, definitely intentional. The clue is all the other ships which also grounded all around it.
You're breaking the boat Samir!
3:13 damn those were pirates
Marlins going that fast checks out, one of the fastest organic mechanism is found in jelly fish nematocyst because fish are fast prey and venom needs to act fast and be potent.
For me it would have to be a 80-100ft re-purposed SWATH catamaran workboat, marine aluminium or steel construction. There was one for sale 5-6 years back, they were supposed to be a whole fleet but only made 3 and this one was made into a long range no frills cruiser with a low budget so the interior was fairly spartan on yacht standards, looked like an average home inside. But it had over 10000NM range at decent cruise speed (I think it was 10 or 11knots). You could drop two marine containers on the weather deck on it and still have room to walk around them, it was almost as wide as it was long...1.5 million dollars, absolute steal whoever bought it. Probably cost that much just in materials and work to make the hull.
these thumbnails lol
Wait until the boys see what just went down in baltimore harbor lol
9:54 Probably the most genuinely shocked I've ever heard Sam