I've been single for 16 years. I've always had more female friends than I did male friends. not one single girlfriend. I am the god of the friend zone.
The Artificial One Man started a ninja war cause he couldn't smash and he only saved his bro so he could try to smash in the afterlife... His life was hard...
Fuck that shit naruto has it harder almost dying every time for Sakura to get friend zoned by her doing everything to try and make her happy until he finally broke his ninja code and gave up that's fucked up
this is still pre-timeskip Afro but honestly being alone isn't bad you get to learn and analyze people unfortunately most people give their heart to the first idiot that says hi anyway for me I'm in love with someone and well let's say she said she loved me back at first but because of her terrible past with dumb men she would try to change the subject when we talked about dating I proved to her that I was different but it felt like she wasn't understanding and placed me in the same category and we kinda went our separate ways and she "fell in love" with my cousin but eventually I got the balls to ask if she was ok because we ended on a bad note and I found out my cousin talked to someone else while dating her (I dont even talk to him anymore because of her) but the thesis is true love happens dont look for it it will come to you afro🙏
That was a very entertaining and funny story, but a very sad one as well. Can't imagine what that felt like in that moment for you, but we all make mistakes man and we learn from them. Everyone: give each of us a feel out there to make the pain a little lighter!
I did and sadly college in my country is different than in countries like the US. We don't have dorms and lots of parties. People commute from their homes or rent an extremely small and expensive studio close to campus. So no one actually stays in college after classes. Our mentality is also different. We don't really seek any contact with other students unless there's a group task and even after that, we just leave each other alone again. The only "groups" you see are the people who've known eachother in high-school and chose to do the same degree. It's basically an extension of high-school but less sociable. Combine that with the fact that students usually get loaded with assignments and you get a college culture where students are too preoccupied to socialize with eachother which resulted in me still being a virgin. And I don't go out with friends and party in clubs with strangers because sadly, the party culture here is real-life jersey shore and I despise that shallow superficial shit where everyone goes out just to get drunk, have sex and have the biggest macho story the next day. Sadly 95% of my friends do this and the other 5% I can't regularly meet with because of conflicting schedules. Plus I don't like the music they play. I'm more of "conversation type of guy" who likes to chill in bars and go to the movies which apparently is "anti-social" in my country. End of life story
indynator Damn son that sucks dude. You'll find some poon to smash some day no big deal. Plus if you connect with someone the sex would be even better than just fucking some stranger
The key to getting anyone, is making yourself look like an ULTIMATE snack! Look good. Smell good. And do you cuz that's the only thing that works when no one is there
all my young brothers and sisters jus take your time live y'all life like bachelors and bachorlettes jus enjoy life. if love comes its 50/50 but if you get someone good hold on to em. but aslo kno you can play your heart out everyone don't get a ring and everything not for everybody
Nice fresh cut my G you slaying, pause, you my guy and all but you've gotten chubby. Not Fat chubby but Nordan Shat (Faze Rain) chubby like before he somehow got thin asf. Watch out don't wanna waddle around now do we. keep up the good work 1mill subs soon come. Live Healthy.
Boruto !!! Are you going to do the last story mission ? Where naruto passes the will of fire to his son ? After you do all the training facility missions ... I've been hoping you'd see my comments for alike a week now to put this on the channel
I've had two girls in my life, one that liked me and the other that wanted to change me. Keep in mind that I am only 10 at the time. The first one I approached with the classical if not basic and/or lame love note routine, I don't know what happened back then or why she chose to go out with me in the first place I won't go into too much detail what happened how long it lasts because although I thought I really liked her my mom didn't and that being the ultimate decider and whether who I see or don't get to see I had a choice to make but because I couldn't God Did It For Me. The second one was yet another one who knew more than her age permitted by Common Sense standards another girl who knew more than her age let on but this particular one not only did I like she only will allow me to be with her in public in class wherever so long as I kept calling her out of her name sheeny curse words she wasn't supposed to mr. Choice I had to make for myself if my mother or my father or both down and out I was cursing in school from the teacher I would not only have lost my lips but I would have permanent severe brain damage from the amounts of head hitting I would receive as punishment (hypothetically speaking) sometimes I regret not being the "bad boy" she wanted me to be but also some time and I am grateful I did not turn out that way however at the cost of changing my personality I also have a tendency to lack confidence now around girls which is ironic. Still though in my opinion it's not an issue being single you have a lot more time to do the more important thing like go to college get a job get your own money keep it to yourself without having to bind them whenever they want that cost your entire check, no offense. Senju for what it's worth I'm sorry about you and bloo if something bad happened but you take this time to get yourself better if you need to and find somebody else or get back with her if you guys want to do that.
I have never been friendzoned in my life and I've always got the girl. Sometimes even by accident or without actually trying. Don't ask me how I do it because I honestly don' t know.
I've been single for 16 years. I've always had more female friends than I did male friends. not one single girlfriend. I am the god of the friend zone.
Dylan Deters rip
Scvmbxg Otvxv you're not alone
You're the god of the friend zone? Im the god bruh, can't tell you how many times I've been friend zoned.
Doesn't sound like friendzone. You sound like that gay friend females like to have around.
bro, I've been single all my life 19 years
nah bro obito has the strongest friendzone i've seen. even death couldn't save him from it
The Artificial One 😂😂😂😂😂
The Artificial One Man started a ninja war cause he couldn't smash and he only saved his bro so he could try to smash in the afterlife... His life was hard...
The Artificial One that's sad uwu
Fuck that shit naruto has it harder almost dying every time for Sakura to get friend zoned by her doing everything to try and make her happy until he finally broke his ninja code and gave up that's fucked up
i feel you bruh 😔 who else didn't have a girl on Valentine's day?
kid beat me😂😂😂😭
kid beat me too😂
kid beat me Im not crying "sniff" shut up
I just realized Valentine's Day was yesterday, make of that what you will.
kid beat Me, but Pornhub came through for ya boy.
at least we will always have our right hand
papa donut lol
Shit you right you aint lying that hand will never let you down XD
papa donut hell nah i have my lefty man
papa donut Even when I smash, I still thought my hand felt better tbh. People hyped smashing too much when it actually happened it was shit.
Naphtali De wit Man fuck you mean I use BOTH hands
"I WAS OLDER THAN HER, RIGHT .... BUT SHE CALLED ME LITTLE BROTHER????!!!!!!"
Afro You got me fucked up
UltimateUchiha4 that's when you know it's time to end it all
Yo I clicked on this video like my life depended on it
LMAO
My life did...sads T.T
Xaos Kai 😂😂
Dylan Swagneel same
this is still pre-timeskip Afro
but honestly being alone isn't bad you get to learn and analyze people unfortunately most people give their heart to the first idiot that says hi
anyway for me I'm in love with someone and well let's say she said she loved me back at first but because of her terrible past with dumb men she would try to change the subject when we talked about dating I proved to her that I was different but it felt like she wasn't understanding and placed me in the same category and we kinda went our separate ways and she "fell in love" with my cousin but eventually I got the balls to ask if she was ok because we ended on a bad note and I found out my cousin talked to someone else while dating her (I dont even talk to him anymore because of her) but the thesis is true love happens dont look for it it will come to you afro🙏
cornelius wilson didn't train with jiraiya reileigh in the time chamber yet
Delipa565 LMAO😂
You were right
I saw the title and was like "Yep, that's my life"
OtakuGamer 9092 me to😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I got rejected so many times.. Damn. Felt like i had the heart virus like goku
Son Goku/ OhJay damn. It's alright bro, there's a girl out there somewhere that's right for you waiting.
Thanks bro
Son Goku/ OhJay same I get rejected by girls too
Son Goku/ OhJay i prefer not to try rather than to try and be rejected
😂😂😂😂 Bruh you make me laugh every time, my favourite channel, Keep being awesome man
That was a very entertaining and funny story, but a very sad one as well. Can't imagine what that felt like in that moment for you, but we all make mistakes man and we learn from them. Everyone: give each of us a feel out there to make the pain a little lighter!
When Afro drops that DBZ Budokai 3 explosion at 2:39 and your playing Budokai 3 while watching this XD
Fresh Cut Bro. Cool video topic as well I lowkey needed it.
bruh this is aint shit. I've been a professional single and virgin for 23 years. Put some respeck on dat
indynator daaaaamn son
indynator Did you go to college? If you did I don't see how you can be 23 and a virgin bruh
I did and sadly college in my country is different than in countries like the US. We don't have dorms and lots of parties. People commute from their homes or rent an extremely small and expensive studio close to campus. So no one actually stays in college after classes. Our mentality is also different. We don't really seek any contact with other students unless there's a group task and even after that, we just leave each other alone again. The only "groups" you see are the people who've known eachother in high-school and chose to do the same degree. It's basically an extension of high-school but less sociable. Combine that with the fact that students usually get loaded with assignments and you get a college culture where students are too preoccupied to socialize with eachother which resulted in me still being a virgin.
And I don't go out with friends and party in clubs with strangers because sadly, the party culture here is real-life jersey shore and I despise that shallow superficial shit where everyone goes out just to get drunk, have sex and have the biggest macho story the next day. Sadly 95% of my friends do this and the other 5% I can't regularly meet with because of conflicting schedules. Plus I don't like the music they play. I'm more of "conversation type of guy" who likes to chill in bars and go to the movies which apparently is "anti-social" in my country. End of life story
indynator Damn son that sucks dude. You'll find some poon to smash some day no big deal. Plus if you connect with someone the sex would be even better than just fucking some stranger
sex is overrated anyway it ain't all that once you think about it long and hard enough.
Afro-sama I fucking love these random ass zoom ins or whatever they're called, PLEASE I NEED MORE.
yas! Been waiting for afro to drop another story
this is too funny pencil sharpener?!?! hahaha wtfff
catplant ASMR girl probs used teeth, rip Afro's pee pee
lol that's scary........whoa.....
_ TheCheeseKing _
well just a little bit of teeth is ok, actually somwhat stimulating, but I don't want ANY biting going on 😂
hahaha omgggggg tfw (should i still be reading comments section or?..)
Balling Like Choji too bad she wants the partially expanded d choji.
notification squad and today's my birthday boi
Daniel Daye LETS GOOO
Daniel Daye happy birthday 🎈🎉🎂🎊🎁
Daniel Daye happy birthday bro
notification squad
Neon Gaming we in here
Neon Gaming I already got used to his new hair cut and no beard
Mir Blackwell s rank girl he got it from naruto
Neon Gaming SQUADDD SQUADDD😎🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
yea bitch notification squad
hi afro
That B3 world exploding cutscene got to me 😂😂😂 I know that feeling all too well.
OMFG my boy AfroSenju is killing it with that intro. Keep it up man!! 👌
NEVER CLICKED A VIDEO THAT FAST
Informative, Instructive & hella funny video, Afro...........you the real mvp
Saw the title of the video and I knew at that point..this is the video related to my life. 😇
Dude youre so destined to be the chosen one Jiraiya wrote a book about you
Nooooo Afro trust me. IM the chosen one to be single omg you have no clue I'm with you man
I love this kind of content. Do one with how you moisturize girls when you talk cause that was hilarous
Afro so transparent and relatable.
Beardless afro hits different
"My Peter felt like it was in a pencil sharpener"
LOL! I'M dead 😂😂
venom2490 o heard that when I read the comment
afro you kill me I'm so glad I'm in the notifications squad
Great Video Afro. Getting rejected is the worst part of life
probably not the best video to eat Mac and cheese to
KaptainQrowGaming 😂😂😂 wet 💦💦
KaptainQrowGaming she sound like macaroni in the bowl how she getting wet 😂😂💦
KaptainQrowGaming 😂😂😂😂
Pornhub premium was my valentines ❤️
Shinobi Editz LMFAO
God I love coming back to this video
Be Yourself, The One Will Come. If not just remembered We Were Born alone so chance's are We Will Die Alone.
Im so proud of Afro for his hair not looking like dirty carpet lately. My dude stepping up his game.
You're not the only one Afro...
Single Squad :D
SENJUTALES R BACK!!!!!!
Yo Afro you the homie
Im here in 2021 and this just brought me back.. to my days of roshi
"I was older than her, and she CALLED ME little brother".
*Boom
Dead
Bruh. This video is just fucking hilarious. I love the kinda story time videos
Ladies and gents, Ngl the long run single life sucks, but we must get this bread and this grind on no matter what👏👏💯
love you man
I'm 19 years old and still haven't had a single girlfriend a day in my life💀
Update: I'm 22 now and this still holds true😂
"my peter was going into a pencil sharpener" I FUCKING DIED
Afro looking like a fucking frog LMAO! jk Afro, not really, that roast was too good, love you fam
The key to getting anyone, is making yourself look like an ULTIMATE snack! Look good. Smell good. And do you cuz that's the only thing that works when no one is there
story for another day= Senju tale?
Love that Mii music remix.
Can we get a senju tales about your first time your peter went a pencil sharpener shit gonna be funny af 😂😂😂
Is it bad that I only subscribed to Afro for these kind of videos? I never watch his gameplays... But these are the best
all my young brothers and sisters jus take your time live y'all life like bachelors and bachorlettes jus enjoy life. if love comes its 50/50 but if you get someone good hold on to em. but aslo kno you can play your heart out everyone don't get a ring and everything not for everybody
yo that heat haze days in the background
i know the feeling
Bout to be the next single Afro
That was one smooth-ass slide into the intro
This video goes with me so well
You're the best person on the internet. bye
“I was older than her..but she called me little brother” 😂😂😂😂😂
Afro my boi u have a lot to learn, my single power is sooo great, that I really should be a fukin shame of myself
Best intro ever.
bruh afro I feel like your the only person I can relate to bruh this video is my life story
Take a backseat Senju, your man Brownsugajerk is the chosen one to be single. Team Uchiha all day
I feel you homie
My boi afro using that Kagerou project music.
You made yourself single. Wow such skills 😂😂😂😂
ForeverAloneSquad aye!!
Afro with the knowledge
SS pulled out that kaioken and crumble the ground that your noble and proud feet was standing upon
i feel you bro
Being single is amazing
Relateable.
Afro, Are senju tales gonna be back😕
Nice fresh cut my G you slaying, pause, you my guy and all but you've gotten chubby. Not Fat chubby but Nordan Shat (Faze Rain) chubby like before he somehow got thin asf. Watch out don't wanna waddle around now do we. keep up the good work 1mill subs soon come. Live Healthy.
what happen to bloo afro
Sasuke Flowz We broke up some time ago
AfroSenju XL™ it's Nancysenju now Lol jk or not
AfroSenju XL™ dang bro I fee l bad aye there another girl out there some where bro
AfroSenju XL™ what does the xl mean
AfroSenju XL™ slide her digits 👀
Boruto !!! Are you going to do the last story mission ? Where naruto passes the will of fire to his son ? After you do all the training facility missions ... I've been hoping you'd see my comments for alike a week now to put this on the channel
dang u can drop the beat anytime in the video and its still goes hard
consistency
"Logic broken friend zoned" i was dying
Legend says that if you comment early enough, AfroSenju will pin this.. I wonder if it's true
I've had two girls in my life, one that liked me and the other that wanted to change me. Keep in mind that I am only 10 at the time. The first one I approached with the classical if not basic and/or lame love note routine, I don't know what happened back then or why she chose to go out with me in the first place I won't go into too much detail what happened how long it lasts because although I thought I really liked her my mom didn't and that being the ultimate decider and whether who I see or don't get to see I had a choice to make but because I couldn't God Did It For Me. The second one was yet another one who knew more than her age permitted by Common Sense standards another girl who knew more than her age let on but this particular one not only did I like she only will allow me to be with her in public in class wherever so long as I kept calling her out of her name sheeny curse words she wasn't supposed to mr. Choice I had to make for myself if my mother or my father or both down and out I was cursing in school from the teacher I would not only have lost my lips but I would have permanent severe brain damage from the amounts of head hitting I would receive as punishment (hypothetically speaking) sometimes I regret not being the "bad boy" she wanted me to be but also some time and I am grateful I did not turn out that way however at the cost of changing my personality I also have a tendency to lack confidence now around girls which is ironic. Still though in my opinion it's not an issue being single you have a lot more time to do the more important thing like go to college get a job get your own money keep it to yourself without having to bind them whenever they want that cost your entire check, no offense. Senju for what it's worth I'm sorry about you and bloo if something bad happened but you take this time to get yourself better if you need to and find somebody else or get back with her if you guys want to do that.
TALK BOUT THE CRUSH AFRO
watching afro in my quiet as shit math lecture, lost it at 2:25. My professor sends his regards.
So nah no fern became my favorite song thanks AFRO for introducing it to me
Her name was Super Sayian? Damn son....
I have never been friendzoned in my life and I've always got the girl. Sometimes even by accident or without actually trying.
Don't ask me how I do it because I honestly don' t know.
17!!!!! Afro NOOOO anything more than 5 is dangerous 7 is perfect enough to make you seem holy if you're a true savage
After his defeat against mina hokad . he no longer dares to touch storm 4 xD
Afro why don't you upload some For Honor. I've seen you play it on other channels.
Thumbnail on point
Hey afro, at the end of the video when u were flexing u used your left arm so does that mean ur left handed
this man i love u no homo lol jesus u video are so damn nice
You are not alone dude we are on the same page 😂
Valentine's day I had a box of tissues and my hands and my phone best day ever.
AFRO 17!!!!!!GAHDAMN I WOULDNT EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT😭😭😭😭😭
I see my man Afro got a new barber 👍🏾😂
finally a video that isn't about nartuo and can you please play something else dark souls 3 is good and many others
Ayyye persona music