A blind man walks into an all female bar by mistake, he yells to the bartender: "Do you wanna hear a blonde joke?" Suddenly, a deep voice comes from his right: "Hey buddy, the bartender is blonde and an ex-navy seal." She adds: "I'm also blonde and a professional wrestler." Next, she points to his left: "That girl, also blonde and a convicted murderer." Finally she says to him: "Since you're blind, I'll give you a chance; are you still going to tell that joke?" The man shakes his head furiously: "No no no... I don't want to explain it 3 times!"
Because YT comments are such a rich way to communicate anyways. Besides, more comments = more publicity/notoriety/money. It doesn't matter how retarded they are.
Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US: - Your name, Sir. - Bakshish Abdul - Sex? - Seven to eleven times a week. - No, no... I mean male or female? - No difference, male, female, sometimes camel - Holy cow! - Yes, cow too, but also sheep, all kinds of animals. - But isn't that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style - you name it! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast...
i mean if you actually listen she said 'salty' which is not a compound or mix of elements :3 it's taste? flavor? i dunno what its called but its decriptive word xD (not very good english)
Guys tonight im going to do something rly bad to mosquitoes hehehe...I will open my window and let them all come in...then ill sleep outside what do you think guys?
How to have a mosquito free summer! Open a window and let mosquito inside. Close window and trap them in the house. Proceed to camp outside, mosquito free seal of approval!
Nightblue3, every day I lay down and watch your video with my cat. She's 16 and a half years old, 1.5 years older than is normal for her breed. Sadly, we have to put her down tomorrow, because she's really old and weak. But I will remember how happy and fun it was to watch your videos with her. Thank you for continuing to make this content. :)
Ankle: Hey Nightblue, wanna hear a joke? NB3: Hey, sure! Ankle: What looks like a human, but isn't? NB3: What? *background music*: SOULJA BOY TELL EM Ankle: YOUUUUUUUUUUU BOOSTED BONOBO
Nightblue3: Hey Mike just got Elementalist Lux! Mike: Well that's a waste of money... Nightblue3: What do you mean?! Mike: Well you gotta hit yo abillities to evolve, something you bonobo can't do. Nightblue3:🙈
Police-like bonobo: Nightblue was arested for treason and for saying shit to the bonobos Me:What did he say? Police-like bonobo:' GET OUT OF MY JUNGLE YOU BOOSTED BONOBOS '
This skin is almost as beautiful as you guys ｡◕‿◕｡
meh
kappa
kappa
Nightblue3 Play Offtank Nami
Better because you are here =) and next time you play lux combine air and fire and you become princess of thunder
What does Batman say when he defeats the Joker?
C Y BAT SIGN
EpicFinish9 hahahahhah lollll
1 kappa award comin right up
Kappa award incoming.
EpicFinish9 seriously, this is a nice one XD
I breathed air out of my nostrils with quite some force at this statement.
Me: LOL i just saw you On TV
NB3: Really what channel?!
Me: Animal planet
Kappa
.jumpyartz you stole it from the last 2 vid
It's OLD
old but gold
Eleamentalist lux says "of all elements you chose to be salty"
But salt is a compound??
I bet you're not invited to parties...
Curtis Stewart when champ designers drop out of school early
do you think fire is element?
Curtis Stewart i tink NA is a better word cos sodium..
You're an element cause i just put you 5 feet under!!!!!
Her : Why is your sister so small ?
boosted nightblue : because she is my half sister
Evo - LUCIAN hehe boosted nightblue xD
Evo - LUCIAN ^^
LOL
Evo - LUCIAN that was a little cruel :(
"get out of my jungle" ... is playing mid lane.
i know :)
DudeEDM same dude, same
The whole rift is his jungle exept the enemie fountain. That's His logic. :p
DudeEDM mmh
that's wat a 5 years jungler looks like 😃😃
Tyler1
Trick2g
Nightblue3
Kappa 123
Old but gold ♥
Quaniiiii~ (g) old*
Thanks 4 u
the toxic trinity
Illuminati confirmed.
Quaniiiii~ those 3 are my favorite utubers =3
My name is nightblue
I look like a shoe
My jungling is poo
I belong in a zoo
"Thats a wrap folks" - dunkey
Redrocks1027 kappa award
Redrocks1027 nah man I look like a shoe.
LOL :D
Nightblue3 should rap this on video. XD
What a spicy wrap
All this elements available and you choose to be nightblue.
nb3 tutorial how to plant a tree : put it in the dirt
Of middle school bathroom?
VASSILIS KONTOMATIS den eise astios
VASSILIS KONTOMATIS are vasili
VASSILIS KONTOMATIS me ta astia s
VASSILIS KONTOMATIS kdjkeji
I once said a joke to a noble gas, it didn't react... xD.
Konstantinos Manolakos please get off my screen ❤️
BobRoss Kappa 123 exactly
Say that to a Jew, they'll react.
If the joke was anything like that one, it probably cringed.
your "xD" pisses me off
Wanna hear a Ghost joke?
Yes?
That's the spirit.
haha.
I'm dying
get it?
BECAUSE GHOST JOKES
Lmao
Hey Nightblue here is a useful tip;
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit.
They're usually around 90 degrees.
This should get the award just for the reply.
Fallen Hana Lol it was my math teacher also that told this joke , but it wasn't because of the same reasons xD GG
...How does something be aROUND 90 degrees?
Fallen Hana
But... Corners aren't usually round... :P
#ORIGINAL JOKES 2K17 420 1337 KAPPA FOG CHAMP
0:00 " *Gasp* "I got Lux!"
Yea literally tho like why is she permabanneeedd
Rek' Sai cuz everyone is playing her
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman
Snowballs
Ren Raymond Old
Ren Raymond
I finally figured out what's wrong with nightblues brain.
His left side has nothing right, and his right side has nothing left
A blind man walks into an all female bar by mistake, he yells to the bartender:
"Do you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
Suddenly, a deep voice comes from his right:
"Hey buddy, the bartender is blonde and an ex-navy seal."
She adds:
"I'm also blonde and a professional wrestler."
Next, she points to his left:
"That girl, also blonde and a convicted murderer."
Finally she says to him:
"Since you're blind, I'll give you a chance; are you still going to tell that joke?"
The man shakes his head furiously:
"No no no... I don't want to explain it 3 times!"
Are You serious? Dude, at 10:00 the Twitch targets, Taric, a TANK/HEALER/SUPPORT instead of a squishy Lux, just wow, how bad is that.
I AM GOD Being fair, the krab in the river is more dangerus than nb3
Hiper Omega LOL.
I love how your picture clearly represents the feeling expressed.
Hahaha, perfect.
Silver xD
Elementalist Lux is like a girlfriend, she can be jolly and happy. But then she can also be very dark and sadistic, but they're not worth the money
i mean you tried
Joseph Lee ...
You can have a participation trophy!
jonathan chen just shut up already
Dar Is Here maybe check what time this comment was wrote? ;D
Soy el único latino americano que se ve todos sus vídeos? :v
no :v
no :v
ah, vai tomar no seu cú porra
☆Calfin☆ ¡Ya voy a volver! Para nada
no :v
Kappa award was a terrible idea. Now none of the comments are about the video and 90% of the comments are just copy and pasting stale memes
Gameplayer true
sadly true.
Because YT comments are such a rich way to communicate anyways. Besides, more comments = more publicity/notoriety/money. It doesn't matter how retarded they are.
lol thats what i thought
7:18 funniest part ever hahahaha "meow" in the upper right corner
I'd buy Elementalist Lux in a heart beat but the thing is...
*I'm poor*
20thGENERATION I can relate to that so much
20thGENERATION I feel you.
Even rich people will cheap out
20thGENERATION gjgjbj
Youre probably not poor but too lazy to work for the money
Why cant jhin count to 5?
Because he isnt a "jhin"eous
What world do we live in.. omgg
Y would it take a genius to count to 5???
Adiew L
I didnt say you were a jhineous, said jhin was ;)
what xd
Patient: So what is your diagnosis doc?
Doc: What is your zodiac sign?
Patient: Cancer
Doc: What a coincidence!
.
.
Kappa
1:55 that cat sound when rengar ganks cracked me up xD
So a kid knocked on my door and asked for a donation towards the local pool.
I gave him a glass of water
Faraz Naqvi old
but gold
9:35 "hold the door" "hodor" hahaha
How is almond milk possible if almonds don't have boobs??
Madison Pham I'm so done.. Kill me now 👎🏻😭😔
I...I just dont know what to say :o
Madison Pham you know exactly how xd
Answer me this. Does Coconuts have boobs ?
7:58 Mike sounds like a little boy who just got his teddy bear taken away xD
Why are most fishes living in salt water?
Beacuse they're allergic to pepper.
Kappa
The quote in the end "In all of the Elements available, You chose to be salty." Made me laugh wahahaha
oh, this is with ye boy ankle!
pls subscribe and check my channel out :S
LeagueOfAmaan
how much will you pay me?
ill pay you in subs ;) and oxygen
2:25 that laugh sounds like an evil villain hiding on a basement
This skin is seriously the best. If only my pulsefire ezreal could get some love :(
Lone Hawk pulsefire is vintage now xdd, no but seeiously, its so anticuated and rito should update it
Lone Hawk pulsefire is vintage now xdd, no but seeiously, its so anticuated and rito should update it
I agree,it's literally on the same price as others ultimate but it's not up to par as the others
lold wtf would be cool if they gave them a chroma or something
Lone Hawk What are you doing here?:D jk how are you doing?
Best part is rengar 's meow sound at 1:56 i laughed so hard and watched like 5 times
Whats the difference between an onion and a baby?
I cry when i cut onions
Kappa award
Angrypeanut яяяя
Joseph Lee xD
Angrypeanut oh god this is dark
5:03 i died from laughing when i saw that lmao
1:56 WTF IS THAT JUMP RANGE???
vielleicht später just op af reworked rengar
vielleicht später the way you do it is q from a bush and jump. You can get near the middle of the lane
5:21 nb3 sounds like 'this guy moaned at least this loud' meme
Yoyoharry i think u shud not be looking at memes anymore...
D:
My das has a heart of a lion.and a lifetime ban from local zoo.
ankle makes this bonobos videos 10x funnier
Conversation in the immigration office at airport in the US:
- Your name, Sir.
- Bakshish Abdul
- Sex?
- Seven to eleven times a week.
- No, no... I mean male or female?
- No difference, male, female, sometimes camel
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow too, but also sheep, all kinds of animals.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, free style, any style - you name it!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast...
tahia Dz copied :/
Mom: Stop watching LOL
Me: Why?
Mom: it will damage your eyes
Me: I am watching animal planet
Mom: what animal?
Me: The bonobo
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You say boosted
I see Nightblue
HAHA LUX SALT IS A COMPOUND
rawr thats also what i thought xD
doesn't make it wrong. Think of it like this. All these elements and you choose to be a compound.
i mean if you actually listen she said 'salty' which is not a compound or mix of elements :3 it's taste? flavor? i dunno what its called but its decriptive word xD (not very good english)
crono bachi I DONT REMEMBRE SALTY BEING AN ELEMENT EITHER
it was supposed to be a pun , yah know ..
Roses are red, that much is true
But violets are purple, not fucking blue
5:04 I exected the scene from "Akame ga kill" the part where the main dood went to wak up the girl with gun lol
Guys tonight im going to do something rly bad to mosquitoes hehehe...I will open my window and let them all come in...then ill sleep outside what do you think guys?
1:55 cat yelling😂
It doesn't matter what element you choose on Lux.... Because you'll always be my type
Nightblue:
Y did katarina cross the road?
Katarina: y... Because I can
WAS THAT ANKLESPANKIN?
TrolI Slayer yes
Nah it was big wiener steve... xD
No it was big weiner Steve
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don't worry. Mine too.
I got a joke about Soulstealer Vayne but you won't get it.
5:00 That was a sick montage
NB3 stands for Noob from Bronze 3.
Kappa.
3:44 that laugh tho
I may be filled with bads.
BUT I AM NOT BAT MAN
get r3kt ppl
dongswaggax69
_OH GOD. THE CRINGE._
JinX PrincesS of cors.
Has doge as profile picture. lmao
Fnc Fenix Some say rowr. Others say woof. But i say... Foow.
How to have a mosquito free summer! Open a window and let mosquito inside. Close window and trap them in the house. Proceed to camp outside, mosquito free seal of approval!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a time traveler
TUTURU~♪♫
Captain Planet Lux!
Make the impossible possible What a mature response
TheJediSonic ikr?😀
Soraka: Jinx why ur so crazy?
Jinx:U think Im crazy?u should see my sister.
Nightblue aint red.
Nor is he blue.
But one things for certain.
(Think of finishers for this in the replies, I'm not intellectually capable.)
he is a bonobu?
He eats glue
guillaume dodart Like that one. xD
Rem is his waifu
_guillaume dodart AYYYYYYY HAHA. MADE MY DAY._
Nightblue3, every day I lay down and watch your video with my cat. She's 16 and a half years old, 1.5 years older than is normal for her breed. Sadly, we have to put her down tomorrow, because she's really old and weak. But I will remember how happy and fun it was to watch your videos with her. Thank you for continuing to make this content. :)
Why is Yorick gay? Because he digs Graves
Haha nice one xD subscribed. please subscribe and check my channel out too
LeagueOfAmaan sellout gtfo lol
L
Lux's Ulti : Yiiiiii yaaaah!
NB3 would like : KAMEHAMEHA
brand got banned from flaming...
At 4:29 Rengar says "slow down" and the beat drops right after, sounds sick
rengar is legit broken
That cat Sound when Rengar engaged kills me :D
ForçaChape :(
1:56 dat cat effect killed me
Magma
9:24 ankle lmfao dude XD
Find Nightblue3. 👫👫👫👬👫👫👫
KiRaKoSyAn YaNaKi none hes a bonobo
👬
The cat noise at 1:56 just killed me
Ankle: Hey Nightblue, wanna hear a joke?
NB3: Hey, sure!
Ankle: What looks like a human, but isn't?
NB3: What?
*background music*: SOULJA BOY TELL EM
Ankle: YOUUUUUUUUUUU BOOSTED BONOBO
Nightblue3: Hey Mike just got Elementalist Lux!
Mike: Well that's a waste of money...
Nightblue3: What do you mean?!
Mike: Well you gotta hit yo abillities to evolve, something you bonobo can't do.
Nightblue3:🙈
1:56 The Cat sound killed me
6:38 Barney Stinson's Evil Laugh guys...
"I'm coming in hot (cat screech)"
had me literally on the floor XD
8:21 I laughed so hard
4:30 Rengar says "Slow Down", and the drops comes :o
that last inhib turret dive was amazing
omfg xD ankle with the "im comin" and then just meows
1:55 got me dying
0:45 that's Gordon Ramsey xD
Love the hell's kitchen reference
The goku vegeta scene at 5:04 was the coolest scene
7:16 Imma coming imma coming imma coming Imma coming imma coming imma coming MEOW!!!
12:32 that line is the best
Me -What is more toxic than spiders?
People -Snakes!
Me -Nah, it's NB3.
I love these videos when you're all together. Made me laugh a lot. Good job!
Police-like bonobo: Nightblue was arested for treason and for saying shit to the bonobos
Me:What did he say?
Police-like bonobo:' GET OUT OF MY JUNGLE YOU BOOSTED BONOBOS '
the rengar sound effect just killed me!! hahahaha
That intro though haha
"I got Lux"
ok, this is the funnest video for a long time. more like this please
This is legit one of the funniest videos I have ever seen from NB3
If I had a cat,I'd call it Sherlock.
If he decides to take a dump in my house I'd be like„No shit,Sherlock".