Is getting laid so hard nowadays? Wew, hard to imagine when my screen is flooded with d!cks. Also my vision is gone because everything is blurrrr, if i had a 5D Laptop it would spit on me with sperm from the internet. Why it's so hard to get laid again?
It's more difficult for men to get laid than women. women are less promiscuous than men, and so yeah... also, women have higher standards than men i think... but what do i know, im just a gay guy.
It is now day 69 of my World Safari Tour, and so far we have seen no signs of boosted animals... wait, whats that sound. OMG Mike turn the camera around... Whoah it's magnificent. Okay so what we see here is a beautiful, and absolutely stunning example of the rare NightBlue3... it is believed to be the most boosted animal in the entire world. There's only 1 left, and there it is, in all of it's glory. Alright folks, that's the end of this episode of my World Safari Tour, be sure to tune in next week, where we take a closer look at a close related species, known as the "Mike Castello." Until then peace...
oooh nightblue, at 2:42 that anime from ''Spirits away'' You just reminded me of my whole childhood, I actually completely forgot it existed, I should watch it one day again.
They are pretty different. Portugal's cringy for us and the accent is very different, some terms have different meanings too like: Rapariga means prostitute here in Brazil but in Portugal means young women. You learn the local portuguese and never really cares about the other because we can understand pretty well. There are other types of Portuguese too that are very different, most of them from African countries.
+Tordah! Thanks so much for the answer! It would be awkward if I learned the Europe Portugal and called someone Rapariga in brazil XD. Okay so the Portuguese that is learned in America is the Brazil Portuguese got it!. Awesome!
Are you stupid? You'll always going to learn the "real deal", so you're most likely learning the european portugese when attending to a language course, as the brazilian portugese is a local variation.
Roses are red Violets are blue I am not challenger Neither is Nightblue He thinks NA is to hard And he can't chill He's a boosted bonobo So he goes to Brazil He streams for 24 hours But only wins one game He's a boosted bonobo But Mike gets the flame Mike is ashamed of NB's pronouncing But doesn't say a thing He's a boosted bonobo But thinks he is the king. Thanks for reading. Sorry if something is written wring.
League has a bull, a dog, a bear, a lion, a ram, a cro, a mantis, crustalize scorpion and a spinning turtle. All they need is a flaming chicken, and a pig.
You changed to Brazil so you are closer to your home, the Amazon jungle
gz to your kappa award :D
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, let me believe!
Bonobos are african
Wrong, now they live there.
what the heck i wrote the same thing in the last episode why u copy bro
Don't care, you're beautiful (✿ ◕‿◕)
Anwwwwww Thanks
Nightblue3 Ur definitely not : ^)
Nightblue3 Stop being boosted for once and try to play seriously xD ahhaha
Nightblue3 awww :3
Nightblue3 Ur more than beautiful :))
Love this series with mike :D
Alexandru Bostina mike is more than a legend
He's unbelievably toxic , but atleast the shithead is funny.. I'll give him that.
who's Mike? I never seen his face before :-•
ya,toxic yet funny
kappa? ;P
What happens if you ignite Nasus? He becomes a Hot Dog.
natsu dragneel Savage
i hate you. you stole my kappa award
natsu dragneel hahahaha
winner
ur name goes perfectly with that joke XD(because of the fire)
damn life so unfair, I just saw someone goes on the street
he saw a female and start to fck her, and she said nothing
I wish I was a dog too... :(
dead eye but only humen and dolphins supposably feel pleasure from sex that is that one thing that I've actually learned at biology classes
dead eye contact
Is getting laid so hard nowadays? Wew, hard to imagine when my screen is flooded with d!cks. Also my vision is gone because everything is blurrrr, if i had a 5D Laptop it would spit on me with sperm from the internet.
Why it's so hard to get laid again?
8 Cx
It's more difficult for men to get laid than women. women are less promiscuous than men, and so yeah... also, women have higher standards than men i think...
but what do i know, im just a gay guy.
How can you face your problem, if your problem is your face?
hit the gym
look at a mirror
Star rick With my face?
MateestiDubstepTV lol
lol thats too old kappa
So my Zac died, but I told him to get himself together and he's ok now.
DSE LoL Gaming clever
If only nightblue could pull himself together like zac after a loss :)
Stealing Annie's Bot joke, sad.
Phew, glad I'm not the only one that recognized that joke.
lol
The only talented thing I saw in this video was Pewds playing that flute
Good one xD
"Boligado" hahahahah oh man LOL nice one hahahahahahahahha
Traidoro El Bronza is obrigado XD sou pt
Anim_Trol eu TMB. tipo o gajo a ler bastão desnecessariamente grande. ahahahah tao engraçado
Mano que foda nunca pensei que um americano ia jogar no brasil
of course Nightblue is straight, she likes boys, right?
say "IRINEU VOCÊ NÃO SABE NEM EU" in your next video please
love ya senpai
Chules esses vídeos ele tira da stream mongolão.Isso já foi tudo gravado.
mas ele ve os comentarios pro kappa award,acho
2x1 e ele diz solado? o nightblue tá realmente se tornando br
a alma do nightblue é br
Ele pensa que solado é igual a CY@
Thales Dantas Ele é o filho do gordox ._. hehehheheeheuhejqbwuejs
Asure Seas é o que significa CY@ ?
basicamente CYA significa tipo "adeus" dum geito zuero, ai ele bota o @ no lugar do A pq é a marca registrada dele
Superspeed? Sonic.
High jump? Mario.
Strength? Hulk.
Hotel? Trivago.
it can't be
A brasileiro
sharingan is red,rasengan is blue,if you wont be my valentine,ill CHIDORI you
Baby Sneeze nice one :D
but I dont think you are able to get a lot of girls with this poem :(
Baby Sneeze i
JAX:imagine if I had a real weapon
Master Yi:My blade is yours
PENTAKILL
senpai notice me!
Giannis Deal With It he noticed you for being boosted 😜
Giannis Deal With It Lucky boiiii
Giannis Deal With It dude it notice me senpai noob
"THE MASTER BAIT!!"
Nightblue3 there are children watching
It is now day 69 of my World Safari Tour, and so far we have seen no signs of boosted animals... wait, whats that sound. OMG Mike turn the camera around... Whoah it's magnificent. Okay so what we see here is a beautiful, and absolutely stunning example of the rare NightBlue3... it is believed to be the most boosted animal in the entire world. There's only 1 left, and there it is, in all of it's glory. Alright folks, that's the end of this episode of my World Safari Tour, be sure to tune in next week, where we take a closer look at a close related species, known as the "Mike Castello." Until then peace...
Anyone like me who are alone this valentine? FeelsLonelyMan
oooh nightblue, at 2:42 that anime from ''Spirits away'' You just reminded me of my whole childhood, I actually completely forgot it existed, I should watch it one day again.
Why should you never breakup with a goalie?
Because he’s a keeper.
Happy Valentines Day Y'all!
White Mango lmao
lmao
Captain Teemo On duty 🍄🍄
GRILL GAMER??
TEEMO MAIN??
Lol I'm not main teemo
What region do you play on then? :3
Eune
I got an account there, TBBMoon :#
SCHOOL":
S-IX
C-RULE
H-OURS
O-F
O-UR
L-IVES
CooletzyDerpy hhaaha school is a torture chamber
CooletzyDerpy More like Seven for me 🙈
ikr
Looks like you should go to school more than six hours if you don't know how to spell cruel.
9 + 3 hours for me. 9 is school and 3 is extra lessons.
You have me dying with every video. the commentary and editing is just hilarious.
That raging because of a single cannon minion wave tho. 12:37 hahaha
how did jesus came back to life?He had a Gurdians Angels
ME HD why do you even comment just go kermit fucktard
haHAA
how did muhammed come ack to life. he didn't. because once you're dead. you're dead. that's it
Nightblue3 The Best offense is EOQ MALUCO
happy alentines ay nightblue!! since you re not getting any "V" or "D"
The best of these last two videos and that you try to understand my language (I like your videos and I think you're a nice guy, yes I'm Brazilian)
I absolutely love these memes. They're on point
kkkkkkkk ta muito bom os vídeos no Brasil
Roses are red
That part is true
but violets are purple
Not fucking Blue..
fuckin br
Dude, violets, are violet. >
Jacob Dimech btw when violets were named violets, that shade of blue was called violet...
oh MIKE gosh
DIANA MAINS UNITE :)
boards.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/skin-champion-concepts/3tveMxHm-projectdiana
7:55 OMFG THAT WAS AMAZING IM DYING :D :D
4:17 THAT YELL FROM MIKE LMFAO HAHAHA XDDD
Yo i think that if amumu gets a rework he will have friends...so i'll need the same rework
Kappa
Why does Nightblue hate teemo? Cuz little toxic things remind him of his...nvm ~(*_*~)
Is Portuguese in Brazil a bit different than Portuguese in Portugal? If so when people learn Portuguese which one do they learn?
Portuguese (PT) - Portuguese
Portuguese (BR) - Brazillian Portuguese
Say Thanks to Windows later
Portugal colonized Brazil 400 years ago so you can say our language is as similar as UK english and USA english =)
They are pretty different. Portugal's cringy for us and the accent is very different, some terms have different meanings too like: Rapariga means prostitute here in Brazil but in Portugal means young women.
You learn the local portuguese and never really cares about the other because we can understand pretty well.
There are other types of Portuguese too that are very different, most of them from African countries.
+Tordah! Thanks so much for the answer! It would be awkward if I learned the Europe Portugal and called someone Rapariga in brazil XD. Okay so the Portuguese that is learned in America is the Brazil Portuguese got it!. Awesome!
Are you stupid? You'll always going to learn the "real deal", so you're most likely learning the european portugese when attending to a language course, as the brazilian portugese is a local variation.
Love this series, NB3 and mike is such a good combo
at 2:42 when I saw a ghibli GIF i was like OMFG NIICEEE
hello nb3!! Today it's my birthday notice me pleasee😀😀😀
zafi kappa he not gona notice u 😢😢😢
The NA Server have no chill with NB3 anymore.. now he went chupo pinto the Brazils. One country less \o_o/
duo YODA
lmfao rofl the editing is so epic! that part with the flute 😂😂😂 great stuff! You aswell NB keep it up
I've just realized Nightblue3 becomes fluent on Portuguese when he is raging.. Nice Job you boosted Bonobo !
how to be nightblue friend ?............ give him bnanana
MEU DEUS NIGHTBLUE COM CONTA BR
What is the name of this song 6:47 ??
Red Like Roses Part II from RWBY
Vitalic Thank you very much! :D
Actually it's Score - Players and Pieces
That PewDiePie flute killed me dude xD
Love your vids and the editing is great !
By far the most entertaining lol vid on this planet :D
Brazilians understand English if it is written
PewDiePie wtf = =
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I am not challenger
Neither is Nightblue
He thinks NA is to hard
And he can't chill
He's a boosted bonobo
So he goes to Brazil
He streams for 24 hours
But only wins one game
He's a boosted bonobo
But Mike gets the flame
Mike is ashamed of NB's pronouncing
But doesn't say a thing
He's a boosted bonobo
But thinks he is the king.
Thanks for reading. Sorry if something is written wring.
i appreciate you playing Shelter in the background :')
10:47 Im literally in love with that song
Can i win the kappa award?
Anything for you, Rem.
hola
bonjour o/
+Nightblue3 I love you night greetings from Argentina!!!
Can you speak french nb3
??
hola :v
+IAJHAIAJHA TRUENO TUS VOCES (DE MIERDA LAS HACEN TODOS) sai boludo
Night Speak In Chat "Fode Meu Cu" Please i love you,Im Brazilian XD
Jefson Francisco KKKKKKKKK
os cara so ta aq e so conhece o night blue pq ele assistiu o video do hastad
Wolki Gamer q vídeo?
Eu acompanho o NB3 desde o final de 2015 :v
eu assistia antes ja ele
"I go backwards and play a flute like 7:57" XD
I watch nightblue3 in class
Teacher: Hey! stop watching videos on your phone
Me: WADYAA MEANN
Everyday i come here and thank god for nightblue3, actually Nightblue3 is my god now, all hail the lord nb3
3:56 best Rev show ever >333
ive been blown laughting when he said she plays the flute like xD 7:57
im portuguese and i was laughing so hard when you tried to say bastão desnecessáriamente grande.Keep up the good work
hey, i'm from Brasil and I luv your plays. almost died of laugh when u tried to read "bastão desnecessariamente grande" hahaha
I be watching Nightblue3 in class
Teacher: Hey! Stop watching Videos in class
Me:WHADDYAA MEAN?!!
Btw i love you :)
Who needs a Valentine when you have League and a right hand xD
omg i love mike rt now haha never a dull video with him around
Nightblue3:sun are you a planet?
Sun:No
Nightblue3:then what are you?
Sun: am mother fucking star boi!!
Hahaha awesome ! The Pewdiepie in there XD just nailed it XD
Valentine pick up line[nb3]:hey can u be my valentine?
Girl:i can't have a monkey as a bf .....especially a boosted one
Nightblue: Well, im going to learn portuguese...
What he searches on Internet: How to flame in portuguese
omyghadd!!!!!
you've heard "mine phoebe Ryan!"
You know it's a good day when you see nightblue and pewdiepie in one video :)
League has a bull, a dog, a bear, a lion, a ram, a cro, a mantis, crustalize scorpion and a spinning turtle. All they need is a flaming chicken, and a pig.
Nb3 I love u. U inspired me to go full lethality Quinn jg I got a penta with ur build thx fam. Oh. Btw keep up good work
I always watch nightblue when I go to sleep, the lack of color makes me sleepy.
3:53
- I think YOU are awful!
"friends's intro plays"
fucking brilliant, sir, i tip my hat to you!
I heard Mike promoting his sponsors the other day, what a Cassellout
Holy... I love you editing:Dd
I'm from Brazil Nightblue, I watch your stream a lot, and your videos on RUclips, I really enjoyed watching you playing on the BR server.
Diana be like : "They Called me nightblue, now they are all dead !"
Best episode so far :)
Song during the champion loading screen is Jacob Tillberg-Ghosts :^)
nice twitch channel u got there... havent seen you online all week
If there is one movie serie Nightblue isn't in... it must be
Friends
that pewdiepie in 7:58 LMAO
Nightblue3:"I need to change my pants!"
Diana:"Idon't have anypants.."
Mike:"CHANGE YOUR PANTS!!"
"Mike, come ooonnnnnnn... Mike" saddest anime death sound
When mike said: "I'm a grower"
We were all thinking the same thing, werent we??
0cm growing twice the size is still 0cm bruh 😂😂
Thank you guys for watching video.
that editing of pewdiepie was on point xD
Thank you NB3 for the Kappa ;D
this series is giving so much memes to brazil
Nightblue... Your wallpaper is so Beautifull ! Sao is life !!!
More Diana Games pls senpei
Nightblue in brasil the type of person to scream SOLADO and say mike is boosted in portaguese and say that rengar sounds like a robot bee boop
Mike is playing smart, and you force him to play stupid lmao
Happy's voice made me watch Fairy Tail Season 5 ....
Mike for Nightblue3 = Greekgodx for Tyler1 confirmed