+Drin Osmani Pluto wasent considered a planet no more, they confirmed this in 2011, also if PLUTO wasent considered a planet, that would leave 8 true, but he made a pickup saying how "he destoryed uranus" SO THERE WOULD BE 7
Black ops 3 Firebreak: girl u so hot, need to release heatwave just to keep myself cool. Spectre: like my ripper, I'm gonna rip you in two. Reaper: unlike these primitive male, I can make you feel good times 4. Nomad: unlike these chumps, I can go at it again. Seraph: you want me, you better be greater then my annihilator. Battery: I like it a little rough so you better have thicker skin then my KA. Prophet: one night with me baby, will be the greatest shock of your life. Outrider: to get with me, you better be half as long my arrow, with greater explosive power. Ruin: just like my name after tonight, you won't be finding another man after I go into overdrive.
Boy says to girl: there is 20 letters in the alphabet right? Girl:no there is 26 Boy: oh ya u r a q t Girl: that is still 24 Boy: ya and the d comes later
I have one Boy:want to go out? Girl:I have a boyfriend Boy: and I have a math test Girl:a math test? Boy:oh sorry I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on LIKE IF U LIKED THE PICK UP LINE!!
I find it funny that swift looks like the people in the vid
Muhammad Nafees Anwar bro, I laughed so fucking hard 😂
I died when the little kid came with a Yo Momma joke..... LOOOOOOOOOOL
i died to😅😅😅
same
me too
That hit me hard aye ahah
when?
LMFAO I DIED WHEN THAT KID THOUGHT HE WAS PLAYING YO MOMMA JOKES!!!
I just facepalm
he did too. he got shot for it
+Michael Chinn ah , I see what you did there
It was the first time I've laughed at something online in a long time
Lmao same
Awesome to see so many people enter the contest - good luck everyone!
Hey, can you do more story telling ? ;)
im a sub and i did the other 5 ways Love your vids swift keep it up
FAIL [115]wwel236548 lol hahahaha X'D
How do we know if we win? Are you announcing it?
I did all 6
Me: girl spell me
Girl: M E
Me: you forgot the D
Girl: There's no D in me
Me: Not yet
Manraj Singh 😂😂😂😂😂
Y u do this LMAO
Smooth
Noice
Manraj Singh 😂😂😂😂
7 years later and this shit is still funny asf
I was DIEING at the Yo Mama joke guy XD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same that was funny as hell
+carl brown aren't you 9 too?
Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
same
I just can't lol I can't 😂😂😂😂😂
I almost died laughing about that kid who didn't know who he was doing
"You mama so fat she went threw a tube she couldn't get to the other end" 😂😂
I kept rewinding it and rewinding it it was that funny
me too
+Jaydn McRoberts lol im a youtuber i try to make someyone laugh lol
i died wan that kid sad that yo momma joke 😂😂😥😥😂
why is there a talking egg in the corner
ahahahah
Just Football don't talk about humpty that way.
U mean the potato
Ashley Cowan kik me alfmartin23
💀
I FUCKING DIED AT THE PART WITH THE LITTLE KID AND THE YO MAMMA JOKE OMFG
Me Dont Care about you I'M CRYING
Same
At least I wasn't the only one who had died
that was frickon hilarious
ikr
4:28 yo momma joke kid lol I voted for him lol
Raw DezzL yea lol
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최용환 Stfu scammer.
I have a pick-up line...
I thought happiness started with a h, so why does mine start with a u?
In 2020 now and that kid at 4:29 still has me in stitches 😂
I come back to this video every year just to remember that legendary kid who said the yo mama joke. Legendary.
same
SamE
holy shit I'm dieing because of wwe
Same 😂😂😂
SAME
same
same
Ikr😂
it's still funny until this day what wwe said lmaoo
So true
W
I don't get it.
I shit myself a little
Lol right
There will only be 8 planets left after I destroy Uranus
You mean 7?
+Drin Osmani DUMBASS
Theres only 7 planets.... FUCK PLUTO
+Drin Osmani Pluto wasent considered a planet no more, they confirmed this in 2011, also if PLUTO wasent considered a planet, that would leave 8 true, but he made a pickup saying how "he destoryed uranus" SO THERE WOULD BE 7
+Drin Osmani I did dumbass re read my comment
2k17? I'm alone?...
Anyway, 4:28 made me laugh for 10 minutes straight...imagine if he actually went up to a girl and said that...
DJ Donny G I'm still laughing today about it 😂😂😂😂😂
Vtech Vlogs lol bro, i tottally forgot about it...
DJ Donny G Lol
DJ Donny G yeah that would be so funny hahhahaha
Xikvi yes
Black ops 3
Firebreak: girl u so hot, need to release heatwave just to keep myself cool.
Spectre: like my ripper, I'm gonna rip you in two.
Reaper: unlike these primitive male, I can make you feel good times 4.
Nomad: unlike these chumps, I can go at it again.
Seraph: you want me, you better be greater then my annihilator.
Battery: I like it a little rough so you better have thicker skin then my KA.
Prophet: one night with me baby, will be the greatest shock of your life.
Outrider: to get with me, you better be half as long my arrow, with greater explosive power.
Ruin: just like my name after tonight, you won't be finding another man after I go into overdrive.
xD
+xLegendaryFalcon thanks! You got any good pickup lines?
hey baby do you have a map cuz i just got lost in your eyes :)
+xLegendaryFalcon heard that already. I kind of looking for something that's creative.
+Mark Cayanan do u have WI-FI Because I feel a connection connection
Closer your eyes
"Okay."
What do you see?
"Nothing."
That's my life without you
Close*
Close*
Aw that's sweet😍
Are you Miley Cyrus? Cause you're wrecking my balls.
5 years later still can’t stop dying to that wwe kid I been laughing at this for years 😂😂
I searched Bo2 videos just for this.
8:00 just the guy spinning in the background 😂
They're so cute on these things. From the giggles to the random spinning etc lol
Swift's face is the best @4:26. he's all happy and then he hears "yo mama" and he's like wtf
how much was that skirt cause at my place there 100% off
nice
Do you work with concrete, because your making me hard
that would be smooth
Nice
Samuel Delgado it's actually "did you get those pants 50% off because they're 100% off at my place"
If your RIGHT leg is Christmas and your LEFT leg is Thanksgiving can I come visit you between the holidays?
That's just wrong
thats a good one xD
nice one dude
Tom Travis but still nasty
6 years later and i still find this hilarious
Is your father in jail? Because If I were your father I'd be in jail
too far dude
omg lol
Damn I’m scared
R@PEEEEE
Guess what just turned 18
Here's a pick up line: All these uav's and I still can't find you.
Here's a comeback to that pick up line:
If I didn't use Ghost to stay away from your UAVs, I'll make everyone go Blind Eye.
It'z Wolf I see what you did there
***** Hiding behind walls? Erm Ghost hides you from UAVs while moving and planting or defusing bombs. No hiding needed with Ghost.
korny
Andres Maldonado Ghost
Girl:why are you following me
Boy:because my mom told me to follow my dreams
7 years later and that yo mama joke is still hilariously amazing lolololololol
WWE first line tho!! 😏
LOL I was laughing like crazy when I heard it!! HAH!
lmao i loved how he said it with confidence! XD
I can't even, from a scale of 1- even I can't
what did he said?
I was dying!!!
There is only going to be 6 planets tomorrow cause I am about to explode Uranus.
its 7 and about to destroy :P
XD
nice
My pickup line
Hey babe are you the news?!
Cuz' I wanna get roooooight into you!
I like this one
Here's mine, its kinda dirty "If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head".
+Kyle Saetern 50/50
+Jacob Conway We might need to get him some gnome dolls... 😧😂
You turn my software into hardware.
+JR Gaming no
+JR Gaming Really?
+JR Gaming Really?
You make norton avast...
I get the joke good one
Babe I'm like a Rubik's cube the longer you play with me the harder I get
Wow😂
+Kain Everett Hmm, I can solve one in 36 seconds. The more I practice the faster I get soooo....
Me so horrny lol
lXxTaco LordxXl lol 😂 😂😂😂😂
i died wan that kid sad that yo momma 😂😂😥😥😂😂
Baby, are you a UAV? because i see you can't keep your eyes of me.
are you wi-fi, cause im feeling a connection
+Carlito Wallace old and gay as you
Carlito Wallace I don't have a mom sadly :'(
That's good
are you a banana cause I find you appealing
Damn
Boy says to girl: there is 20 letters in the alphabet right?
Girl:no there is 26
Boy: oh ya u r a q t
Girl: that is still 24
Boy: ya and the d comes later
*25
Shit I
you can still edit
Jet Clark that made me laugh
Wild n out
Freakin laughed my ass off when the guy popped his head over behind the 3 he was interviewing and he killed him.
Same
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?!?!?! My zipper
15:53 anyone else think that was the actual police XD
Closed Case I did
Swiftor. If I Had A Penny For Every Time I've Thought About You, i Would Have Exactly 1 Penny, Because You've Never LEFT My Thoughts.
4:27 Omfg I started choking from laughter! That was some funny stuff...
Ikr
4:30 was the best, that kid picks up girls with yo mama jokes, awesome just awesome!
when the kid came in with the yo moma joke i shit myself laughing
i lost it at 4:25 hahahaha XD
I come back to this video and I’m still crying
Ech0 Galaxy at 9:10 was my favorite
He is in my clan you should see what else we do.
Matt McElligott
nobody cares about little kids playing cod i'm sorry.
ichbineinehose I was talking about our clan being funny and we dont play cod.
ichbineinehose We all have cod but that isnt why we are in a clan.
By the way Im 17 so im not little.
Yah
Did anyone else just laugh as much as they could when wwe said his yo mama joke
4:28 easily the best part of the video what a complete legend
can't believe that kid thought he was playing yo mama jokes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would have used: Are you a roller coaster? because u look like something i wanna ride!
Thats good
Best pick-up line ver at 4:27 I JUST DIED AT IT!
Swiftor I freakin love your videos, if I'm in a bad mood I always watch ur vids, Thanks swift
Glad it can cheer you up dude
Damn girl are you Cinderella cuz I see that dress disappearing at midnight
I have one
Boy:want to go out?
Girl:I have a boyfriend
Boy: and I have a math test
Girl:a math test?
Boy:oh sorry I thought we were talking about things we were going to cheat on
LIKE IF U LIKED THE PICK UP LINE!!
me:"how do you spell me" her:"m-e" me:"you forgot the u" her:"there is no u in me...." me:" not yet......
No just stop
D not U lol
+NOT InSection ...
Not he meant u
always gotta come back to wwe’s pickup line
10:30 it's such a simple yet amazing pickup line😂😂
2 minds is better then one, right? Not with us, we couldn't count to 70 together, and do you know why? It's because 69 is a mouthful.
Omg this is amazing
c;
I've got a WAY better pick up line
Chris Martinez
this would beat all of them. if i got a dollar for every time i thought of you, i would only have one because you never left my mind.
+carter lalim that's so sweet :)
My pickup line,
Are you a Fidget Spinner because I'm addicted to you.
DeluXe Tube lol
DeluXe Tube no
My pick up line: Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away
Wwe has the best
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get in the van
I have a gun
because we r saying the poem....
roses are red
violets are blue (i don't care if they're purple xD)
you are the doctor,
doctor who?
Rose are red violets are blue and I love u too!
flygonia smash roses are red, weed is greener, i think about you when i touch my weiner
well, get wrecked :D
Hey go f*** off
echo galaxy with that pick up line. that was awesome
I think Trolol Man got that last one from Matthew Santoro.
Yea I noticed that too
Derp Fart A lot of them were
Here is my pickup line is:
Baby, you turn my software into hardware
Boy:excuse me u dropped something.
Girl:What?
Boy:my jaw.
4:24 I was laughing my ass off
Bryce Branzski I
4:25 best moments t
Lmao just watch swiftors face at 4:28 when the kid says that joke 😂👌
Best part of this video 4:27
You remind me on Homework because I should be doing you right now
That echo galaxy guy was smooth as hell
4:29😂😂😂😂😂
Michael Smith 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i got one here this one i got from my friend,if your left leg was christmas and the other one was easter could i visit between the holidays
Would be better if you said in between
Cherrydude Gaming you're friends with Deadpool?
wu?
hi brianthebest i like your videos
2:04 Swiftor's face of disgust. 😂👏👏
im 2 years late for the ps4
SkullcerPlays same this is 5 months later to
SkullcerPlays I have a ps4
SkullNationFilms lol
SkullNationFilms it's never too late to join the pc master race
I’m a 2 years too late
Wwe made me cranking up!!!!!
He had the best pickup line ever.lol
I FOUND IT! I remember watching this when I was 15 and I spent so much time to find the pick up line video with the yo mama kid 🤣🤣
Hey baby, I don't know much about pies, but your already making my banana creme.
i got one
Me:How do u spell me
GirlFriend;Me
Me; u forgot the d
Girlfriend; theres no d in me
Me;not yet
Old.
15:28 hears siren in background, says fireman pickup line. 😂
Im batman
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have gun get in the van
The yo mama one will forever be the greatest pick up line
Is it me; or did you see the glass break for no reason at the restaurant at 18:22
The bullet from shootingg the guy
Swift or shot it
no i saw it to
I saw it too
Yeah , that's weird
that kid made me die laughing 2016 here woooooo
4:27 best part of the whole video
If you were a Pokemon. I'd choose you.
Damn I didn't see this comment you are, not bad :/
Do you work at subway cause you made my 6 Inch into a foot long
i guess you used attract cause i used harden
girl can u sqirtle all over my jigglypuffs to make my metapod harden
***** Will yoou jiggle my puff xD
Why did u kill exo u didn't warn him at all that was a mean move bro.
It was a momma joke and it wasn't really a pickup line
Yeah, it was a dick move
Gabriel Everetts no he told him to stand there
He killed someone in a minigame of his OWN live stream, what a terrible person!
(Sarcasm)
+Th3DubstepPotato ok but he made a really good pickup line, and it wasn't fair that he didn't give him any warning. Kinda being a dick.
Lol the yo mama joke 😂😂😂
mine is roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour
He looks like yousef from fouseytube
Yeah
I almost died laughing at the yo mamma joke
Damn it WWE I'm trying not to wake my mom
swifter your the best
4:25 must be the funniest think I've heard 😂
Is anyone watching this in 2017
It_GoPens X me
Aiden Eure 2018
It_GoPens X No
It_GoPens X me XD
It_GoPens X I'm in 2018